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Speaker 1: Just do my normal trawl of text messages that came

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Speaker 1: into this radio station after our show yesterday, just ten

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Speaker 1: minutes after we said goodbye. Obviously, Huggy picking up after

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Speaker 1: us can weave random text on one of the listener's

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Speaker 1: going fun fact, Nicki Minajh's real name is Anikamerage.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if.

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Speaker 1: Huggy opened this show yesterday with a solid ten minutes

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Speaker 1: on Nicki minaj and so it was it or she's

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Speaker 1: got the hidden cash at the moment? Was that thing

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Speaker 1: clue it's in Nicki Minaje. I don't know what is

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Speaker 1: clue was yesterday?

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Speaker 2: Who knows?

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Speaker 1: All right, so it's already we're in the middle of

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Speaker 1: the week with the public column on Monday. Suddenly, I'm

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Speaker 1: quite surprised that we're in the middle of the week

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Speaker 1: and there's still lots of stuff I've got to do

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Speaker 1: this week. So I thought today we do like we

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Speaker 1: normally don't want a Tuesday when we talk about are

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Speaker 1: you a Monday winner or a loser? It's the middle

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Speaker 1: of the week, now are you winning or losing the week?

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Speaker 1: So far, for me, it's all about what happens after

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Speaker 1: today's show. I've got a I think the hardest things

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Speaker 1: to break up in life aren't with a partner. If

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Speaker 1: you're married, right, that is very tough stuff.

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Speaker 3: What are you going on to that?

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Speaker 1: Harder than that is breaking up with the gym? Harder

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Speaker 1: than that is breaking up with internet provider? Even getting

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Speaker 1: to speak to a human. And then they when you say,

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Speaker 1: come on, can we just ask why you leave? And

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Speaker 1: they try and talk you out of it with various packages,

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Speaker 1: and any door you're trying to walk through, they shut

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Speaker 1: that one and shut another one. My wife said, listen,

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Speaker 1: you know, maybe you should pick up on this today.

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Speaker 1: You know, can you just deal with this because these

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Speaker 1: people a full day job. It's a half day job,

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Speaker 1: isn't it.

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Speaker 2: I said to herself. That's a couple of hours.

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Speaker 1: She said, why don't you just read a book or

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Speaker 1: go for lunch and have it on in the background.

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Speaker 1: That's nice where it's on speakerphone for everybody else while.

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Speaker 2: I'm hang on, hang on.

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Speaker 1: I've been upgraded and I'm positioned number ninety two. I

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Speaker 1: think they know if you're calling to break up as well.

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Speaker 1: There's like a whole different system. You get routed, and

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Speaker 1: I think they just run the clock down, so you

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Speaker 1: just your blank sugar gets so lowly.

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Speaker 2: I'll try again tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: I think they do people and I reckon, we've done

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Speaker 3: this before where you just never get to that call

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Speaker 3: and you're like, we'll just stay with him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just not worth the effort. What is it

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Speaker 1: a month? How many coffees? Is that?

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Speaker 2: It's a takeaway?

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Speaker 1: I haven't got the energy to do it, Jack, Are

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Speaker 1: you winning or losing the week?

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Speaker 2: So far?

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Speaker 3: We're losing. Yesterday we tried to start this birthday tradition

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Speaker 3: with my son Gordon. Last year. We took him to

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Speaker 3: the boat house and went on one of those old fashioned

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Speaker 3: rowboats because we had the big hell in balloon that

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Speaker 3: said number one. I don't know if you remember. We

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Speaker 3: showed you photos of him was he didn't like it.

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Speaker 3: He was one year old. He didn't want to be

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Speaker 3: on the boat. He didn't He was screaming in the photos.

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Speaker 2: And it's just really rude.

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Speaker 3: You know. It wasn't the memory that we thought it

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Speaker 3: would be. Yesterday, we thought we'd have moll lack. It's

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Speaker 3: the second year now, second time I'm doing the tradition.

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Speaker 2: Grow Gordy, come on mate, read the script play the part.

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Speaker 3: We get to the boat house after we picked him

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Speaker 3: up from daycare and they've already closed the boats for

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Speaker 3: the day, so we can't go down and say, oh please,

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Speaker 3: I've got the balloon. He live balloon in my head.

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Speaker 3: We's a tradition and we do it every year. He said, look,

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Speaker 3: you can go and sit on the boats, but they're

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Speaker 3: all tired at but the dog you can't take.

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Speaker 2: But that doesn't many getting close and crop it.

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Speaker 3: I said, perfect, that's all.

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Speaker 1: Give Kate Middleton a call what she could do now

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Speaker 1: photoshopping photos?

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Speaker 2: She then he needs to be on the boat.

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Speaker 3: All of a sudden, I'm in the middle of the ocean.

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Speaker 2: So are you now in our fields?

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Speaker 1: Like this is a great tradition because you'll be to

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Speaker 1: look back one day and say, we're trying to do

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Speaker 1: this each year, and that's actually a lesson of expectation

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Speaker 1: and reality and that. I love the photo of him

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Speaker 1: having a mountdown last year when he was one, because

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Speaker 1: it's a funny story.

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Speaker 2: And then the one that will happen yesterday there.

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Speaker 3: Well, now two years in a row. It wasn't a

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Speaker 3: full mountdown, you say, but definitely not a smiling child

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Speaker 3: on a boat, so it's two from two.

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Speaker 2: So are you documenting all?

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Speaker 1: This Just feels like a better story to telling one

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Speaker 1: day when he's a bit older to appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: I've got forty You know how your photo you can

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Speaker 3: put burst mode on, So just desperate to go through

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Speaker 3: all the photos. I've got about four hundred photos taken.

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Speaker 2: But you'll be giving one of those Flicker books. You

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Speaker 2: know what you like.