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Speaker 1: Coome on in Rio. Good morning and welcome back to
Speaker 1: the show. Patsy.
Speaker 4: Oh hey, it's so good to be back. Morning. Everyone.
Speaker 1: Good to see you mate.
Speaker 2: So you came down on this lurgie that's spreading like
Speaker 2: wildfire at the moment.
Speaker 1: So you're off Thursday and Friday. Now you passed it
Speaker 1: on to your poor husband. Chris.
Speaker 4: You woke up Saturday morning and I could tell you
Speaker 4: was sick. I said, oh, no, I've spread the laugh
Speaker 4: Who said, well, you were breathing in my face all night.
Speaker 4: I said, you could have gotten the spear bear. You know,
Speaker 4: it's like it just goes through everyone, doesn't it in
Speaker 4: the house when they're sickness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's tough because it's you guys. And then
Speaker 2: you also got to look after your kid.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I know, I know, but they they.
Speaker 1: Don't really understand you being ill.
Speaker 2: Oh no, They're still like, you go, you're not feeling
Speaker 2: very well.
Speaker 1: What's for dinner? Yeah? I'm not feeling very well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but when will.
Speaker 5: Dinner be like having a cat.
Speaker 4: It's like a human cat when teenager.
Speaker 2: In there is fer that's right, I'm slightly trainable.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: There might have been one point across the weekend where
Speaker 4: I grumbled to Chris, well, I still had to do
Speaker 4: washing and everything else when I was sick, you know.
Speaker 2: And so my wife and I, Hey, Patsy, got to
Speaker 2: thank you for your recommendation a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 2: and double thumbs up House a Prairie. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's not my show. But I've lost my wife to
Speaker 2: that show. Well, more importantly, i've lost my wife to
Speaker 2: the guy in it.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, the Australian. That guy is a smoke show
Speaker 4: flips by me at the moment, but he was on
Speaker 4: Home and Away. Oh his name, I'm going to have
Speaker 4: to google him. But it's isn't a beautifully shot?
Speaker 2: My god, it is. I watched that the first episode.
Speaker 2: It's really what's the word wholesome? Yes, yeah it is.
Speaker 1: It's actually very good.
Speaker 4: It's a beautiful.
Speaker 2: However, I've lost my wife to it. So we were
Speaker 2: in Sydney or last week. When I came back, she was,
Speaker 2: I haven't even stopped Chris when you go on Netflix.
Speaker 1: I went, it's that time to do seven hours of
Speaker 1: House of the Prairie.
Speaker 2: Oh that was at midnight, because what's got to bed
Speaker 2: staying up late with that smoke show.
Speaker 1: Plus I saw her laptop. She had an open tab
Speaker 1: on him.
Speaker 5: Oh really google images?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, and.
Speaker 4: It keeps every time I Google it brings up the
Speaker 4: old little house on the prairie. But it's very, very watchable,
Speaker 4: and it's so beautifully short, just stunning.
Speaker 2: Bracy's yeah, yeah, yeah, he is a good looking rooster.
Speaker 2: He looks like an old fashioned movie star. That's how
Speaker 2: they all used to look.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes he does. No, he's he's brilliant and he's
Speaker 4: just so natural on this.
Speaker 1: My wife is trying to get me to watch it,
Speaker 1: but it's too old timey. Oh no, no anything. That's
Speaker 1: down at the creek and they're washing clothes.
Speaker 4: But there's a beautiful story to it, though Christian, like
Speaker 4: a lovely and undertone of just how hard it was
Speaker 4: on the frontier and you know land rights at the time,
Speaker 4: and how like it's a very deep story.
Speaker 1: It's not just about it just seems bleak to me.
Speaker 5: Oh no, it's not.
Speaker 1: And he's seen. I sort of oversee that she's watching.
Speaker 2: There's like sad music and someone can't have fought the
Speaker 2: bacon at the local grocers.
Speaker 5: And don't forget the exciting element of land rights.
Speaker 4: So tough.
Speaker 2: That's why I started watching that big TV show with
Speaker 2: Billy Bob Thornton. Land Man, it's just about oil land
Speaker 2: rights and contracts. I'm like, what I'm meant to be
Speaker 2: rooting for the billionaires? Oh, one of these billionaire is
Speaker 2: going to get a break and get more land to
Speaker 2: pillage and ruin.
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Speaker 2: You can let us know what happened to you over
Speaker 2: this weekend in three words three world weekend pass to
Speaker 2: you miss, say, the nightmare of a show Friday. Just
Speaker 2: technical problems like I've never had in my entire career.
Speaker 2: We never managed to actually resolve the technical issues and
Speaker 2: properly be able to do the show until eight a m.
Speaker 2: We could have had a great lion and just rocked
Speaker 2: ten to eight knock off an hour.
Speaker 1: It's easy.
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 1: We actually don't know. S engineers are being woken up,
Speaker 1: made to come into the studio.
Speaker 2: At one point there was three engineers gapped with around
Speaker 2: a literally I think about four different monitors literally scratching
Speaker 2: their heads.
Speaker 4: That's not what you want, is it.
Speaker 1: Well, there was just some glitch where it's kind of
Speaker 1: a censure on the job.
Speaker 2: We couldn't hear ourselves, No, couldn't hear it all each other, no,
Speaker 2: all callers, and so they weren't sure if the microphone
Speaker 2: was going live on air, and so they said, look,
Speaker 2: apparently that worked out. The best way of this was
Speaker 2: me to try and go one too one two during
Speaker 2: a song and then because this has been going on
Speaker 2: by an now by now, I then screamed because I
Speaker 2: thought the microphone was broken.
Speaker 1: It turns out it wasn't. People actually heard this Patsy
Speaker 1: one two one two one two one two and then
Speaker 1: no Patsy. Then no talking from us from forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh no, are you They were a messaging the show
Speaker 2: actually thinking we were being attacked or something invasion. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a bit odd. There's something like he hasn't got
Speaker 2: anything to say today. I guess it was going to
Speaker 2: happen at some point it run out. This is going
Speaker 2: to play songs now for the rest of his career.
Speaker 5: He would have.
Speaker 4: Needed a Bex and a good lie down after Friday's show.
Speaker 1: It was It was crazy.
Speaker 5: It was crazy.
Speaker 1: It was just weird.
Speaker 2: When you come to what you're there, you actually want
Speaker 2: to do a show, and also now let's burst on.
Speaker 2: The listeners are actually messaginging very concerned, like no one
Speaker 2: said anything for forty minutes, so actually said do you
Speaker 2: need us to send someone to send for help because
Speaker 2: all they heard need to just scream.
Speaker 1: Now PASSI what is your three word weekend?
Speaker 4: Mine is definitely easing into Sunday. So we touched on
Speaker 4: everyone in the house being sick the Love God, particularly
Speaker 4: sick with this LURGI that I very kindly gave him.
Speaker 4: So couldn't sleep in bed Saturday night, he said, at
Speaker 4: about four thirty am, it was, he said, I'm going
Speaker 4: to get up and just lay on the lounge. It
Speaker 4: was all stuffed up, you know when you can't breathe,
Speaker 4: and turning him his feverish. So he went and slept
Speaker 4: on the lounge and then I was nice to you to.
Speaker 1: Give up the lounge for him as well.
Speaker 2: So he just established he can't breathe and he's feverish,
Speaker 2: and yeah, it's best to just sleep out.
Speaker 1: In the wild, Queen. I'll just stay here in my boudoir.
Speaker 4: Super king actually, but no, so he went on to
Speaker 4: move onto the lounge and then I was very rudely
Speaker 4: awaken yesterday morning, Sunday, which should be asleep in and
Speaker 4: a very like easy like a Sunday morning by this
Speaker 4: screaming music.
Speaker 5: Have you got.
Speaker 1: This is the actual accordance.
Speaker 6: What is this?
Speaker 4: This is our surround sound mind you. This is recorded
Speaker 4: from our bedroom, so he's on the other end of
Speaker 4: the house and the Masters of the Universe. But he'd
Speaker 4: fallen asleep and he's sleeping through all this the rest house.
Speaker 4: It was insane. I didn't know what on earth was happening.
Speaker 4: Like there were choppers over the house. I didn't know
Speaker 4: what it was. He'd fallen asleep during Masters of the Universe.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I've never jumped up out of bed
Speaker 4: so quick.
Speaker 5: Didn't know what on earth was.
Speaker 4: It's not good for a woman my age to be
Speaker 4: woken like that.
Speaker 1: On a Sunday morning Christian Colors Show podcast, how's your weekend?
Speaker 1: What is your three word weekend? Ria? What's your three
Speaker 1: word weekend?
Speaker 5: Mine is outlasted by oldies.
Speaker 7: On Friday night, I had a hundredth birthday party for
Speaker 7: one hundred year old but my friend Alex.
Speaker 5: And her mum Julie.
Speaker 7: Alex was turning thirty and her mum was turning seventy
Speaker 7: next night combined, it had.
Speaker 5: A hundredth birthday party with all her friends and all
Speaker 5: the mums.
Speaker 1: What a lovely thing to do. It was all good fun.
Speaker 5: It was so much fun.
Speaker 7: What I didn't what I underestimated was the ability of
Speaker 7: these seventy year olds to drink, because I had seven
Speaker 7: year olds. These seven year olds.
Speaker 2: Always underestimate their always always underestimate their ability to drink.
Speaker 5: Please, these seventy year old Russians, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It was full.
Speaker 2: They also don't know when it's going to be their
Speaker 2: last drink, you know, before they made that got that
Speaker 2: rainbow bridge to Heaven's Bar because Heavenly RSL waits for
Speaker 2: all of us, my friends.
Speaker 5: I pride myself on my ability to like stay out
Speaker 5: to drink.
Speaker 2: You've got a good constitution, you're a thirty something, thank you,
Speaker 2: You've got vitality.
Speaker 7: We had the initial party at Lazybones in Marackville, at
Speaker 7: this beautiful venue there.
Speaker 5: We lovely kicked on to their home and it was
Speaker 5: five am.
Speaker 7: The sun was starting, the sun was starting to come up,
Speaker 7: and I'm like, well, the sun's up, it's time to go,
Speaker 7: time to get out of here. And I'm falling asleep,
Speaker 7: and these seventy year old Russians are still just punching
Speaker 7: their way through bottle after bottle of vodka, and they
Speaker 7: were heckling me as I left, calling me soft calling.
Speaker 7: It was brutal words in Russian I wasn't familiar with.
Speaker 7: But I don't think we were her complimentary. And I
Speaker 7: don't know what time they wrapped up, but they were
Speaker 7: kicking on well after we left.
Speaker 1: It was crazy. My three word weekend is Maca's hot date.
Speaker 2: I happened to be in a McDonald's over the weekends
Speaker 2: this It's about eleven am Saturday morning, and there was
Speaker 2: clearly a couple middle aged, not on a first date.
Speaker 2: I would guess it was a third date, but it's
Speaker 2: a third date. They're having a date there at McDonald No.
Speaker 2: About eleven am. You know when you see something and
Speaker 2: you start stalking people. I took my EarPods out and
Speaker 2: I was like, whatever's going on here? This is now
Speaker 2: my entertainment and I'm looking up to the gods, going
Speaker 2: thank you for placing me here. All of my life
Speaker 2: has led me to be here in this macas watching
Speaker 2: these two superstars.
Speaker 1: They opted for table service. I didn't know that was
Speaker 1: an option.
Speaker 4: We even get that.
Speaker 5: What does table service mean?
Speaker 2: Well, you know when you go to the machine now
Speaker 2: macus and you do the order, and then you go
Speaker 2: and wait your lucky number to come up.
Speaker 1: I didn't know.
Speaker 2: It's either go pick up at the counter or table
Speaker 2: service fancy nothing fancier, fine dining in McDonald's.
Speaker 5: And so they would bring out their meals like what
Speaker 5: on the Macca's tray or something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So they were sat there and there was a
Speaker 2: little bit of Samy York could check chat, you know,
Speaker 2: when you're still get to know if someone's clearly not
Speaker 2: a Thurst date. So I would guess this is a
Speaker 2: third date, right, But it was just a little bit
Speaker 2: odd that it was, you know, eleven o'clock, not even
Speaker 2: really a brunch date at macas they were both dressed
Speaker 2: up for it. He was worrying after shave, she had perfume. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I decided to go and sit next to them.
Speaker 4: Of course, not crapy at all, and there was no one.
Speaker 1: There were other free tables, but I needed.
Speaker 5: To just be needed where you got to understand what to.
Speaker 1: Go on front row seats to life my friends.
Speaker 5: And how was the conversation between those just.
Speaker 1: They were just out there, they were just living. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was a lot going on between these two love birds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this morning on the shot, I want to talk
Speaker 2: about you know, people talk about sort of weird first dates.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about unusual third dates. Maccas, Is that right?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Third dates? No one ever talks about the second or
Speaker 2: third dates. I think they can be weirder sometimes when
Speaker 2: someone might take a wild shot and go, hey, let's
Speaker 2: try and do this, you know. So, yeah, I want
Speaker 2: to hear today about unusual second or third dates. And
Speaker 2: congressionates to listener Carly her three word weekend brought a house.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great news.
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Speaker 1: Now, I just want to call it now.
Speaker 2: I'm noticing some not exactly impartial journalism in the reporting
Speaker 2: of the medals at the moment. At the moment between
Speaker 2: Australia and then there's quite a bit of a gap
Speaker 2: between a homeland. You know, you guys love a little
Speaker 2: swimmy swim. We love kicking the old football. Not too
Speaker 2: good about but you chuck you guys in the pool
Speaker 2: in Glasgow anywhere, take out the Americans.
Speaker 1: And you take off.
Speaker 5: There's really no other comfortation there is.
Speaker 2: We just watched the racist now where Australia got gold,
Speaker 2: silver bronze.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the men's fifty face out and there was no
Speaker 5: one even clothes.
Speaker 2: Dominating in the pool. Dominating in the pool. There's just
Speaker 2: a very large gap between Australia and England. I think
Speaker 2: you've got what eleven gold?
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 5: Fourteen?
Speaker 4: He started Friday fifteen fifteen goals fifteen gold nine sever twelve.
Speaker 2: This is crazy. You should have to swim with a
Speaker 2: backpack on waited. There should be a handicap system. It's
Speaker 2: not fair to be that good at swimming right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they should maybe start off like a ten meter
Speaker 5: gap or something.
Speaker 2: But guys, soon soon it will you'll have to towel
Speaker 2: off and leave the swimming pool to head.
Speaker 1: To the track.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, what are you guys like? Running?
Speaker 2: Not as good as we used to be, but still
Speaker 2: pretty good. Hopefully we'll pick up some golds there. But
Speaker 2: there have been some amazing stories over the weekend. I
Speaker 2: know we're having off with it Friday obviously, you know,
Speaker 2: and all the athletes stuff worked very very hard and
Speaker 2: it's an exciting time to see like some of the
Speaker 2: new guard coming through, some of the next stars and
Speaker 2: some of the ones who had been dominant. Adam Petty
Speaker 2: getting smashed by some kid from Australia.
Speaker 5: Yeah, incredible story.
Speaker 7: Sam Williamson who twelve months ago had to learn how
Speaker 7: to walk again because he had this horrific injury where
Speaker 7: he did a box jump, like a big jump onto
Speaker 7: a box Jardi's knee so badly it moved up into
Speaker 7: his thigh.
Speaker 5: What he said, he could see his knee.
Speaker 1: What hope is that he's an athlete. We hope for
Speaker 1: the rest of us his knees.
Speaker 5: And so he didn't.
Speaker 1: He jumped his knee into his thigh, jumps.
Speaker 4: Like halfway up his leg.
Speaker 1: Apparently, oh god, the body can do that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and just twelve months ago, and so he literally
Speaker 7: had to learn how to walk again, like have to
Speaker 7: fully learn like a base.
Speaker 1: He's only eighteen, isn't he. I think he's twenty eight right, Okay?
Speaker 5: But he and then he was up against one of
Speaker 5: the greatest breath Adam pets.
Speaker 1: Is, a three or four time gold medalist. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: used to be the King of the pool.
Speaker 7: And beat him and one gold in a shock upset
Speaker 7: in the pool, which was an incredible story. You could
Speaker 7: see Ariann Tipmas who was commentating almost in tears. They
Speaker 7: couldn't believe it.
Speaker 5: What a story, inspirational, incredible, Adam.
Speaker 1: Peat Is married to his father alw was.
Speaker 2: Gordon Ramsey might explain the very emotional interview about Bronze
Speaker 2: thinking about the old father rules and said about this, I.
Speaker 5: Couldn't I couldn't think of him a more terrifying father
Speaker 5: in law.
Speaker 1: Gordon Ramsay, my kitchen rules, my daughter rules as well.
Speaker 2: All right, so exitime of time waste. We're looking for
Speaker 2: your sport movies. The ones we had Friday, Mark had
Speaker 2: my left footy, Nathan had Free Kickie.
Speaker 1: How did that get a gold? I think it's because
Speaker 1: we're just happy to get back on air life. Probably
Speaker 1: sixty minutes.
Speaker 2: Stewart had Record Golf, Carl had you Don't Mess with
Speaker 2: the zohand and the Winter. Chris had brilliant one teenage
Speaker 2: mutant Ninja hurdles. All right, so want to me glass
Speaker 2: gone in eight days? It's only on for eight days.
Speaker 2: Very good Gold, BMX men, Gold and Diving, Miss Daisy Sila.
Speaker 1: What have you got? Sports movies?
Speaker 5: Badminton boys?
Speaker 1: What you're going to do when they it's shutt or
Speaker 1: cat for you?
Speaker 5: You've got sale?
Speaker 7: Oh that's very good, Gold and Magic Mma Fighters it's
Speaker 7: now you ufc me.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, God that's good too.
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Speaker 2: Extra Time, the Time Waster, Sporting movies, Christian three word Weekend,
Speaker 2: Bad Wine, Hangover. I went to some wineries with the
Speaker 2: goals on the weekend, Worke Cup with a headache for
Speaker 2: the ages on Sunday Morning.
Speaker 1: Worth it though.
Speaker 2: That's from Emma Christian My three word Weekend Mayo. At last,
Speaker 2: County Mayo won the All Ironing Gaelic Football Final for
Speaker 2: the first time in seventy five years.
Speaker 1: That is a big drought, all right.
Speaker 2: Sporting movies, twenty seven Messies, Anthony, that's very good.
Speaker 1: Twenty seven Messies is brilliant.
Speaker 2: Golf Busters Silver, buss Singing in the Reday Gold Look,
Speaker 2: stot Can two, Smoking Barbells.
Speaker 5: Silver, The Goal Father Gold World.
Speaker 2: And Chris Sylvester Stallone stars in Hockey Balboa Gold.
Speaker 1: Very good. Matthew Dive hard Silva. He's just not that
Speaker 1: into canoe. Silver. Yeah, there's a bronze and so that
Speaker 1: should be gold. Got big laughter, Got big laughter.
Speaker 2: I like that Backstroke to the Future silver plus Freddy
Speaker 2: got Gold.
Speaker 1: Silver. It's a better version of one of its. It's true.
Speaker 1: Broke Back Mountain Biking two fellows one Bike, I watch it,
Speaker 1: I watch it.
Speaker 2: Brave Darts Silver plus Christian, You've got to do to
Speaker 2: the phone in today about strange dates. I'm sat here.
Speaker 2: What happened to the lady? Got taken on the traffic?
Speaker 2: Like repairing as a first date? Was there a second date?
Speaker 2: Don't leave us hanging?
Speaker 1: Don't you guys want to know you're right? Tennis? Things
Speaker 1: I Hate about you? Silver plus two Surfing with Love
Speaker 1: Silver You Me and long Jumpee? What hermu?
Speaker 2: Lord of the Olympic Rings, Silva and Sisterhod of the
Speaker 2: javelin pants.
Speaker 1: That's gold, Joe and well done. This is very good?
Speaker 1: All right? Who is winning the Best in Show medal?
Speaker 5: I love twenty seven? Messis we don?
Speaker 1: Anthony? You're today's winner.
Speaker 6: Kristin O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Update from the Comworth Games in Glasgow where Australia have
Speaker 2: a rude seventeen goals seventeen golds. An amazing, amazing weekend
Speaker 2: for Australia at the Commonwealth Game seventeen golds at number
Speaker 2: two on the middle chart for golds.
Speaker 1: England with four.
Speaker 2: It's a long way, hell of a gap. We've got
Speaker 2: to We've got to win everything on the track, unbelievable scenes.
Speaker 2: Good morn, It's Monday morning. Welcome to the Christian O'Connell
Speaker 2: show for Chemists Warehouse. Patsy's back. She's feeling better that
Speaker 2: as Lurgie is going around the whole team. But U
Speaker 2: said Kaitlan's not well, which means she's only moving at
Speaker 2: one thousand miles an hour, so two thousand miles an hour.
Speaker 2: She's still moving quickly. So, Patsy, I hear you're not
Speaker 2: coming to the book launch party tonight either.
Speaker 4: Oh well, I haven't been. I haven't been invited.
Speaker 5: Actually I don't know that one.
Speaker 1: Come on.
Speaker 5: In the mail.
Speaker 1: Yes, I haven't had my invite, but I presume unwelcome. Seriously,
Speaker 1: I only asked me U to say what time I went.
Speaker 2: It's in the evening, I went, I'm guessing they're doing
Speaker 2: a solid six thirty something than that feels right. It
Speaker 2: was just going to ken what time is it? What
Speaker 2: time do you I need to get there tonight? So,
Speaker 2: and producer Kating is not coming because she's not well.
Speaker 2: But ill, I've noticed this about the whole sort of
Speaker 2: boot launch party is I think she's frightened that I'm
Speaker 2: going to fly the cage. Guys, she's not coming tonight.
Speaker 2: She's trying to clip your wings. Rio because your best friends.
Speaker 2: I thought she'd be there for you. You're you're hosting the.
Speaker 1: Q and A.
Speaker 5: She's clipping my wings.
Speaker 1: She's clipping our wings.
Speaker 5: I want a good feel something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we want to keep us in the cage. Yeah,
Speaker 2: why why are you clipping our wings? Producer Katelyn.
Speaker 6: I'm not clipping your wings.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to nominally.
Speaker 2: Your front and center, grabbing the limelight and Pat's Thursday
Speaker 2: and Friday old mate took. She was stranged that third chair. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she did not wait for an invite. She did not
Speaker 2: wait for the invite. Third chair strong. She was strong.
Speaker 4: Absolutely.
Speaker 8: I wish I was there to support you all because
Speaker 8: I love you all equally. However, I am unwell, as
Speaker 8: you can tell by my voice.
Speaker 1: Are you putting on that sort of sick voice.
Speaker 4: I don't want to get any of you.
Speaker 1: This is the voice you do when you call your
Speaker 1: boss on a Monday as well, one of those weekend
Speaker 1: with the squints. I can't have the squets on the
Speaker 1: seventeenth floor. I've been pooping on Melbourne at the book launch.
Speaker 8: I just don't want to spread it because if I
Speaker 8: take you guys down, then we won't have to ship down.
Speaker 1: You just came in, splashing into the studio.
Speaker 4: You kept walking near me, and I'm like, get away.
Speaker 1: How do you walk around the studio? This is my house.
Speaker 4: She's put the show first.
Speaker 8: I am putting the show first for today just because
Speaker 8: we also have another person that is unwell. So I thought, oh,
Speaker 8: come in, I'll make it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, old Tina chuckles. Sisters not chuckling today, are they?
Speaker 1: It's kind of tea. Get up, Tina, Get up? Come on.
Speaker 1: I know Tina's mum. Listens, listen, Mama Tina, go and
Speaker 1: wake up the kids. Come on. Will she have a
Speaker 1: big weekend?
Speaker 8: And that is why I'm not attending. But I wish
Speaker 8: you well and I know you guys will absolutely smash
Speaker 8: it out of the park.
Speaker 1: Actually, don't think we can do it now. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: not going to cancel it. You're actually going to go
Speaker 1: and get up.
Speaker 2: All the books already out them. But just forget this
Speaker 2: whole thing. It's torn and shirt apart. I invite Pats
Speaker 2: isn't going number going either one in all in.
Speaker 8: Hey, we still have some speed tickets in people.
Speaker 1: Of course, here we got your places. Now the front
Speaker 1: road is empty. It's going to look sparks at the
Speaker 1: front road. Don't make me feel bad because my kids
Speaker 1: are like, oh, it's Caitlin and Pat's going. You know,
Speaker 1: the whole team are there.
Speaker 5: I can't come if you really want no, no, forget
Speaker 5: if it's.
Speaker 1: A big deal. I know mondays suck, but this is
Speaker 1: really rude. This is my big, biggest, biggest night of
Speaker 1: the year.
Speaker 7: You were so excited, and I know you were so
Speaker 7: excited to perform as well in front of Caitlin Life.
Speaker 1: Now that is true.
Speaker 2: No one's more disinterested during the radio show than Kate,
Speaker 2: and chair is always facing away from me. She's more
Speaker 2: interested in the Caitlin show that's always going on the
Speaker 2: same time, sadly clashing with the Christian alrighty, so about
Speaker 2: why don't we give away some spots? Now, hey, listeners,
Speaker 2: you like me, don't you come along to my book
Speaker 2: launch party? The book I didn't realize my new book, Unscript,
Speaker 2: The Radical Act to Being Yourself. It's supposed to come
Speaker 2: out Wednesday. It's already out. I don't know, but I
Speaker 2: don't it's out two listeners have brought it and read
Speaker 2: it over the weekend and sent me a lovely emails
Speaker 2: raving about it. One on the team, Abby has seen
Speaker 2: it in Mooney Ponds. If you can take Mooney Ponds,
Speaker 2: you can take on Australia.
Speaker 7: It feels like they've taken out thunder of it because
Speaker 7: we're supposed to launch it today.
Speaker 2: Launch party tonight, all right, So if you want to
Speaker 2: come along to a launch party tonight, We've got wine,
Speaker 2: we got drinks, we've got some really nice food as well.
Speaker 2: Ru and I be doing a Q and a rio
Speaker 2: a Q and A and you can bring your question
Speaker 2: as well, and most and potanty. You can buy the book.
Speaker 2: Last week we were saying, look, buy the book two
Speaker 2: days before it's out.
Speaker 1: Kind of out apparently already, but if any of you
Speaker 1: seen it, please let me know. Anyway.
Speaker 2: You can buy the book tonight right there, and I
Speaker 2: can sign it for you as one if you'd like that.
Speaker 2: So we've got a couple of last spaces there for
Speaker 2: Kaitlin and Patsy. If you want to come along and
Speaker 2: you're not one of our flaky friends in the morning,
Speaker 2: you're in it with the long haul. Please give us
Speaker 2: a callt right now thirteen fifty five, twenty two.
Speaker 1: Because Mondays are the best night of the week. Mondays.
Speaker 1: What do you do on a Monday sucks?
Speaker 6: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Be honest, it's the dream situation. To get invite to
Speaker 2: come out on a Monday night.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, my dreams have come true.
Speaker 2: The weekend begins on Monday night. You look in your
Speaker 2: Candra on a Sunday night, You're like, wait, blink, blink,
Speaker 2: blink blink. Have I put something in on a Monday night?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Previous to me, not many songs about partying on a
Speaker 5: Monday night.
Speaker 1: Lasting Monday, Monday, Monday. Only one that springs to my.
Speaker 2: I don't need to sweet the deal to come to
Speaker 2: my book launch party on the greatest night of the week,
Speaker 2: a Monday night. The book comes out on Wednesday. Why
Speaker 2: were we not do it on the day comes out
Speaker 2: on the Wednesday? No, because Monday always trumps Wednesday. Everyone
Speaker 2: of the favorite days of the week can't Monday, Friday, Saturdays.
Speaker 5: That's strong.
Speaker 2: Alway starts strong. We're going to be up at we
Speaker 2: are up in the air. It's a beautiful, beautiful restaurant
Speaker 2: and bar the location. Stunning Strato is where we're going
Speaker 2: fresh and vibrant Vietnamese rice paper rolls on top of
Speaker 2: a Monday night appointment date for diary, Crispy on the outside,
Speaker 2: creammy on the inside, not me, No, that's sundry to
Speaker 2: March how Aaron Cheney balls light tender spice, lamb coughter
Speaker 2: with refreshing a zeki crunchy Japanese karaj chicken with pickled
Speaker 2: radish and Japanese mayo, succulent, succulent shamula spice brawnze with
Speaker 2: tini and then light and soft and French mini Mackawon's
Speaker 2: a way to round out several fantastic wines as well.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be amazing up there.
Speaker 2: You can get the book, you can get it signed
Speaker 2: by me as well.
Speaker 1: You can ask you questions. It would be great to
Speaker 1: hang out tonight. See fancy coming give us a call.
Speaker 1: We're giving away the last spots right now.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell shatne podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian, is it a book launch or a master chef class?
Speaker 1: Do you inform this one? Christian?
Speaker 2: It would appear that the mark has been flooded with
Speaker 2: bootleg copies of.
Speaker 1: Your book I saw at the weekend and brought it
Speaker 1: as well. It's good to be coming on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: All right, let's give away some spots to our book
Speaker 2: launch party tonight slash Master Class Chef Class.
Speaker 1: Who we got here?
Speaker 6: Ryan? Good morning, Ryan, Good morning, Christian and team. How
Speaker 6: are we going?
Speaker 1: Very good?
Speaker 2: You've got a great voice, by the way, you should
Speaker 2: be our Friday Voice one show.
Speaker 6: Ah, thank you, thank you. I've been told that before
Speaker 6: you have.
Speaker 1: You got very good voice. Now Ryan, you're actually coming
Speaker 1: down tonight having a glass of wine.
Speaker 9: And yeah, I met you a couple of months ago
Speaker 9: back at QT. You're out for dinner and we had
Speaker 9: a good old chat about Kyle and Jackie.
Speaker 2: That's right, don't say anymore. It was a private conversation
Speaker 2: and it come to blackmail me. You have whatever you
Speaker 2: want to have three books. I have some more an
Speaker 2: cheeney as well. Now, were you the guy who's working
Speaker 2: on the door.
Speaker 6: That's correct, Yes, yeah, I think my job is all
Speaker 6: about connections and so yeah, I'm really interested about reading
Speaker 6: your book.
Speaker 9: Yeah, then looking forward to it.
Speaker 1: Well, come down, be lovely to see you again. Ryan, excellent,
Speaker 1: Thank you, thanks mate.
Speaker 2: Brian was a lovely guy. To lovely shot with him.
Speaker 2: Actually he's what I would call an upmarket bouncer.
Speaker 5: Okay, I got it.
Speaker 2: It was very smartly dressed, but clearly hard. Let's go
Speaker 2: to Carmen. Good morning, Carmen.
Speaker 9: Good morning Christian.
Speaker 1: And you are right, Carmen. You sound like you're still
Speaker 1: in bed.
Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, I'm like I'm alike. Okay, I'm
Speaker 9: trying to get too more coffee there, I mean, work
Speaker 9: me up even more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, okay, And before that though, call the National
Speaker 2: radio show now, Carmeny, fancy coming down tonight?
Speaker 9: Yes, so I'd love to on leaving her Petsy so
Speaker 9: I can bring her along.
Speaker 1: Up Corpo, save on fuel. She can she can have
Speaker 1: a Nana nap in the back on the way back.
Speaker 9: That's right.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Are you not refreshed for tomorrow morning because you can
Speaker 9: have a set on the way home.
Speaker 2: That's very calm. That's very kind, calm. When we'll see
Speaker 2: you tonight. Look forward to meeting mate.
Speaker 9: No worries, looking forward to it.
Speaker 1: Take care comming, fail, good morning, fail fit on the freeway, Good.
Speaker 9: Morning, apologies about thing on speaker.
Speaker 1: Oh that's all right. You've got to keep it safe.
Speaker 1: Are you on your way to work.
Speaker 9: Actually on the way to to the office on the
Speaker 9: Stars Rep. So normally I'm driving around, but we've got
Speaker 9: an office meeting at eight.
Speaker 1: Thirty, So well on the way and tell me this,
Speaker 1: what are you setting.
Speaker 9: I work for a wonderful company, White's Powersports. So we
Speaker 9: work in the motorcycle industry. So day to day, get
Speaker 9: to give some wonderful customers in some great stores.
Speaker 1: And give yourself a plug.
Speaker 9: Phil Cat and White's Powersports. So look, I really love
Speaker 9: to see you guys in person.
Speaker 6: So thanks coming, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Pleasure. Yeah, look forward to me. I hope the meeting
Speaker 1: goes on at eight thirty. Field. We see you tonight.
Speaker 9: Thank you so much, see you guys, have a great day.
Speaker 1: Thank you a new Phil and James, come on in, James, you.
Speaker 9: Know you know, how are you Christian?
Speaker 1: I'm good, James. So you had a lovely weekend. You
Speaker 1: fancy coming tonight?
Speaker 7: I did?
Speaker 1: I did, Believe it or not, I'm staying in that
Speaker 1: hotel tonight. What odds?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I stay every Monday night and it's very little to
Speaker 7: do most Mondays, and I thought, well why not, I've
Speaker 7: got no excuse, just got to walk upstairs with the
Speaker 7: book already.
Speaker 2: Feeling so special at the moment, guys to the last
Speaker 2: half an hour, nothing else better to do than come
Speaker 2: to a book launch party?
Speaker 6: Well, I hope so.
Speaker 1: I imagine it's going to be a lot of fun.
Speaker 5: We'll see though, it will be fun, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to imagine it. Just believe it. James here,
Speaker 1: we're here tonight.
Speaker 6: Yeah it sounds good.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Strange vibe over tonight. I woke up with
Speaker 1: good intentions.
Speaker 2: Now those people coming who've got nothing else better to do,
Speaker 2: just twiddling thumb. I was always popped down to another floor.
Speaker 2: See whatever this is about?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast of the Weekend.
Speaker 2: I was driving in a new suburb of not been
Speaker 2: to before, and I's looking for a coffee shop and
Speaker 2: I suddenly saw with glee that I had turned down
Speaker 2: Cardigan Street. And I now want to know other other
Speaker 2: clothing names of Australia. I want to see if we
Speaker 2: can build a kind of age, has said an atlas
Speaker 2: of clothing streets of Australia. I don't know if there's
Speaker 2: any hats, berets, browsiers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some of the older suburbs.
Speaker 5: Ants hand lane by the way, as.
Speaker 2: It was driving around at the weekend. One word you
Speaker 2: see a lot on various suburb high streets. Australians love
Speaker 2: this word, and over the last eight years I've been
Speaker 2: watching Australians and making notes.
Speaker 1: The word lux. You guys love the word lux.
Speaker 2: It's lux hair, It's like it's lux actually facials, it's
Speaker 2: lux feet. That was a new one I saw at
Speaker 2: the weekend, Lux feet. In fact, we now need to
Speaker 2: add Lux into the Christian O'Connell Lux radio show.
Speaker 5: It's very odzy because we don't have time to say luxury.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, surely it's a lux you know
Speaker 1: the Luxe Breakfast show.
Speaker 2: All right, So if you know of any clothing related
Speaker 2: street names of Australia, please text me this morning.
Speaker 1: Do you know of any of Sydney I do.
Speaker 7: I saw one when we were in Sydney just last week.
Speaker 7: You were staying in Surrey Hills. We were grabbing dinner
Speaker 7: and there is a blouse lane your kidding, which fits
Speaker 7: perfectly with your Cardigan street.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're starting to put together an outfit for a
Speaker 2: lady about town.
Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: We'll looking for your stories today of unusual dates you've
Speaker 2: gone on, not just the first one. You know, people
Speaker 2: haveten talk about strange first date. I think I saw
Speaker 2: a really unusual on the weekend. I think it was
Speaker 2: like a third date. It was at eleven am in
Speaker 2: a McDonald's, middle aged couple, well dressed and opted for
Speaker 2: table service. So why not let's turn it into a
Speaker 2: really let's elevate this turn into a real occasion. But
Speaker 2: I want to know unusual third dates. Christian, I brought
Speaker 2: a guy with me on a first date to get
Speaker 2: a tattoo.
Speaker 1: He just watched.
Speaker 2: Then he took me to tag along for his job
Speaker 2: for the day, which was fixing traffic lights.
Speaker 1: Now a lot of you want to know a bit
Speaker 1: like Bob the what happened next and anything happened next?
Speaker 1: We have followed up. I have sent her a message.
Speaker 1: She never saw him again.
Speaker 5: Well that makes sense.
Speaker 2: It was red light from her about unusual places, unusual
Speaker 2: third or second dates. You can call us thirteen fifty
Speaker 2: five twenty two hour on the Lookout of Clothing. Street
Speaker 2: Names of Australia parts O, Kaitline, What have you got?
Speaker 8: I have Gossamer street. Gossamer is a fabric. Now, I
Speaker 8: didn't know, because it's light and thin.
Speaker 5: What sort of clothing would use a gossamer?
Speaker 1: Negligent?
Speaker 3: I didn't know.
Speaker 1: There's a slip?
Speaker 6: No, I like a slip.
Speaker 1: Do ladies still wear a slip?
Speaker 5: What is a slip?
Speaker 4: Like a petticoat?
Speaker 5: What's a petticoat?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Wow, you can't give your generation dresses? Oh my sunlight,
Speaker 4: you know, got it.
Speaker 1: A different time, Patsy, more respectable time.
Speaker 2: Sadly, our friend here is from a more grubby, gratuitous
Speaker 2: sort of instant swipey, swipey.
Speaker 1: They're swiping and there the chets and slips away.
Speaker 2: Sadly, these days they want to see everything right now,
Speaker 2: all kinds of graphic images.
Speaker 5: Shape of you.
Speaker 1: Shape.
Speaker 4: Remember that famous photo of Princess di when she was
Speaker 4: like a kindergarten teacher. It was a beautiful photo actually,
Speaker 4: but she wasn't wearing a slip.
Speaker 1: No, of course, I don't. I don't remember that.
Speaker 4: In the eighties, it'd be perfect.
Speaker 1: I had hang on, I've just got a file of
Speaker 1: ladies in the public eye with no slips on.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 4: It was very famous, and there was such an outruar
Speaker 4: because she wasn't wearing a slip a petticoat and you
Speaker 4: could see the shape of her legs.
Speaker 1: Is that incredible, pats what a different time it is.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: That used to be like women wore petticoats, yes, and
Speaker 2: stocking that long ago.
Speaker 1: Really when you think about it, Oh.
Speaker 4: That's right. I always had to go to Sunday school
Speaker 4: with stockings and a petticoat under my dress. I hated it.
Speaker 4: It was like little house on the prairie really when
Speaker 4: you think about it.
Speaker 1: So women are happy now they don't have to have
Speaker 1: like eighty seven different legs.
Speaker 4: It's like, yes, free me, please, no corsets.
Speaker 1: Do you know a silkler team? Last? About that?
Speaker 2: When you're off Patsy about this, I bet you'll get this.
Speaker 2: I've noticed with my wife, right, and it's taken me
Speaker 2: twenty eight years of marriage to notice about she is
Speaker 2: so much more HAPPI at the moment we've been watching
Speaker 2: a TV show in the evening and there's a moment
Speaker 2: it's not about six seventeen PM, where she just reach
Speaker 2: under a top and unhook her bra and throw it
Speaker 2: on the floor and she literally just goes, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: that's so much better. That is, when she's it's like
Speaker 2: that she's done with the day. When she takes the
Speaker 2: bra off.
Speaker 4: I'll do it the second. I don't even barely get
Speaker 4: in the front.
Speaker 1: I reckon.
Speaker 2: Most women listen right now know roughly quite close to
Speaker 2: the nearest minute, what time in an average day, money
Speaker 2: to Friday, the bra comes off. Guys don't know what
Speaker 2: that's like when you kick off a pair of tight
Speaker 2: shoes or something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is so much better.
Speaker 5: Let the puppies breathe.
Speaker 1: Yes, excuse me, we're not calling a feature that anyway.
Speaker 2: Women, if you do want to let me know it.
Speaker 2: If you do have a rough time for bra. They
Speaker 2: were grown up here. We're grown up on the Lux Show. Hey,
Speaker 2: Monday's rock. It's the best day of the week. Guys,
Speaker 2: we'll time you take your bra off.
Speaker 6: Christian Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show. Clothing street names of Australia. I've
Speaker 2: lived on Cotton Street, Christian and the Gold Coast. What
Speaker 2: about Red Grundy Drive that's right at the top there.
Speaker 2: That's Sharpie. Someone else also to listeners, grew up on
Speaker 2: Cotton Street, Taylor Street in Newsmouth, wells, Emma pant On Hill.
Speaker 2: Also red Shirt Gully Road, Red Shirt Gully Road.
Speaker 1: Yes as a country Western song.
Speaker 2: John McKinnon, thank you very much that Christian I lived
Speaker 2: on Booty Pace in Perth or many moons ago.
Speaker 1: Christian, there you'll love.
Speaker 2: This is a Cardigan village about fifteen minutes past Ballarat.
Speaker 2: What about the famous Lane Waste, Josier Lane, Jock Streets
Speaker 2: and also Christian as a Cape.
Speaker 5: Street ape, Oh true, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: And Christian, I haven't worn a bra in three years
Speaker 2: and I couldn't be happier. Genuinely improves my life. All right,
Speaker 2: let's get into this week's Misshurd lyrics.
Speaker 6: It's just another misshard Moday.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.
Speaker 2: Welcome to a miss Hurd Monday. We play back your
Speaker 2: misheard lyrics. If we agree with what you think you're
Speaker 2: miss hearing, you'll hear this.
Speaker 1: And if we don't.
Speaker 2: And for the really great ones tails we had a
Speaker 2: couple of great hall of famous last week. Nicole had
Speaker 2: one elm John tiny Dancer. Now the original line, this
Speaker 2: boulevard is not that bad, but we're hearing the Volovon.
Speaker 1: Is not that bad.
Speaker 5: Bar is not that bad.
Speaker 1: See crystal clear. That's why it's a tail slas Hall
Speaker 1: of Favor, Ema.
Speaker 2: Had Honeybee, Olivia Rodrigo and I hope I never see
Speaker 2: your face looks like Gollum. All right, we got some
Speaker 2: brand new ones here, Aidan Stewart's got the three degrees
Speaker 2: my simple hearts? Or is it bicycle hut?
Speaker 1: I mean it is.
Speaker 2: It's a hunt for the bikes. Yes, come to it's
Speaker 2: a radio ad. It's not just an ad. It's the
Speaker 2: greatest form of advertising.
Speaker 1: We all know it. And that's radio advertising. That's to me.
Speaker 1: Carl sand Lands, you're going to miss them ducks.
Speaker 2: That Kobe Watkins, you shook me all night long, ac DC.
Speaker 2: She had the sightless eyes telling me no lies? Or
Speaker 2: did she have him circumcised telling me no lies?
Speaker 1: It is there, It is there. I mean you heard it.
Speaker 1: Kobe did great slippers right, keep your powder dry. A
Speaker 1: long day for you, young gun.
Speaker 2: Scott, Allan Scott, this one unstoppable from sea. I'm unstoppable
Speaker 2: or a soccer ball.
Speaker 1: I am a sockerable. We're hearing this.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 2: Mark Williams in Corsica, France, all right, fancy pants, Well,
Speaker 2: I'm overlooking an injecting room and Richmond.
Speaker 1: So who wins this game?
Speaker 2: Mark Williams, I catch a pal uh, He's in Corsica, France.
Speaker 1: He's been do Coldroy Paul jam brilliant song.
Speaker 2: I'll take the varmints path great line actually actually original line,
Speaker 2: not the mishard or is it Eddie Vedder will take
Speaker 2: the four Men's pies werda mar Calla, Corsica, France. I'll
Speaker 2: take the four men's pies. That is brilliant. I love that,
Speaker 2: well done. Heather has been listening to Bonnie Tyner totally
Speaker 2: clips of the heart. Every now and then, I know
Speaker 2: there's nothing.
Speaker 1: Any better, There's nothing anywhere?
Speaker 2: Or is it she's referencing what we just had from
Speaker 2: Mark Williams. Every now and then, I know there's nothing.
Speaker 2: Eddie Vedder, keep the street going.
Speaker 1: There's nothing anywhere, Yes, Eddie d.
Speaker 4: There's nothing anywhere.
Speaker 1: Eddie, there's nothing anything as of favor and Kimberley con't
Speaker 1: blame Viva la vida. I used to rule the world.
Speaker 1: Sees would rise when I gave the words.
Speaker 5: Season rash gave your world?
Speaker 1: Or is he in the kitchen?
Speaker 2: Chris Martin and he used to rule the world and
Speaker 2: season rice whenever he gave the word, such was his
Speaker 2: power and command in the kitchen, Chris Martin's kitchen.
Speaker 1: Rulest season.
Speaker 2: Such power to have that, you know, the only season
Speaker 2: rise when Chris Martin says, and also that is power
Speaker 2: to Chris Martin, isn't it?
Speaker 1: He would season ricest seasons I gave you would what
Speaker 1: on KIBBERI.
Speaker 2: All right, as always, whenever you miss here the lyrics,
Speaker 2: email me yours Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot
Speaker 2: au and thank you to everyone who does that every day.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell shot go on podcast.
Speaker 1: Of course you're going to listen to us tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2: But next reason ten toasters on Toaster Tuesday or thanks
Speaker 2: to Binglee they heard are intense, real in depth toaster
Speaker 2: chat last week and now we've come out of that
Speaker 2: with Toasted Tuesday and ten toasters or thanks to Binglee
Speaker 2: that we have ten revels smart toasters to give away tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the product description, Wow wee, this sounds incredible.
Speaker 2: A browning control. Let's call it tomorrow's show, the browning
Speaker 2: on Toast Tuesday, the brownie get your brown on a
Speaker 2: browning control slider to suit different tastes. It also has
Speaker 2: a bit more button for adding toasting time. Also a
Speaker 2: motorized lift and look mechanism. Have a little looxie, put
Speaker 2: it back down. No, you're not done yet, my friend.
Speaker 2: And a long, wide and deep toasting slot to accommodate
Speaker 2: last bread.
Speaker 1: In other words, it could be sour dough, the hardest
Speaker 1: bread to toast.
Speaker 5: Definitely, it's very.
Speaker 2: You can put it in for five minutes, it's yes,
Speaker 2: that's so true. It's it's a lauren to itself sour dough,
Speaker 2: but not with the brevel. No oh my word, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: all right, ten of those tomorrow toasted Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Now let's catch up with intern Peak. Good morning Peaks,
Speaker 1: morning guys. Can we please not do sour dough?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Once?
Speaker 10: Loss of veneer eating sour dough, by the way.
Speaker 1: So well, judging min those venias, you quickly went back
Speaker 1: to Turkey to get some more. Yeah, you're absolutely right, Yes,
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 10: It look like a set of fridges really, to be honest,
Speaker 10: sometimes it's too weak, but anyway.
Speaker 1: No, sour dough is the toughest of breast. Think it's
Speaker 1: the toughest of all foods. It's a king. I think
Speaker 1: of the kitchen is sour dough. Yeah.
Speaker 10: Absolutely, remember going to my dentist and I literally brought
Speaker 10: the tooth in with me and he went, I can
Speaker 10: fix this, and he just went straight back in and we're.
Speaker 1: Back in good.
Speaker 3: So that was it.
Speaker 1: It still wedged in the sour dough. Yeah, it was there,
Speaker 1: So it was yea, it was the most. It was
Speaker 1: so hard to be fair, and I think the sow
Speaker 1: might have been a couple of weeks older.
Speaker 2: Maybe to my show Sourdough Stories. Yeah, I reckon it's taken. Fillings, teeth,
Speaker 2: gentures have come out with it as well. Sour dough
Speaker 2: and don't forget to my show The Browning. Now, Pete
Speaker 2: tell us what he got up to last night, mate.
Speaker 10: I did my second ever stand up comedy set. And
Speaker 10: when I say set, it was about four minutes. It
Speaker 10: takes a lot of courage to do stand up, so
Speaker 10: nerve wracking, to be honest, and I know you've done
Speaker 10: this over your career, and I just I'm going to say,
Speaker 10: I feel like I kind of bombed out a little bit.
Speaker 1: But that's going to happen in the early days. It's inevitable.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I tried to do that Netflix, that Netflix trend
Speaker 10: where everyone sits on the chair.
Speaker 5: Do you know that that sort of you didn't lie live.
Speaker 2: I put on my second gig in putting up pastalled
Speaker 2: in some long form jazz riff comedy.
Speaker 10: I know, and I basically because I thought I'll involve
Speaker 10: some audio elements because I work in radio, so I'll
Speaker 10: had a bit of audio to all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 10: And I thought I was going to be third on
Speaker 10: stage and basically the MC the night. When I got
Speaker 10: after the after the first person I went and now
Speaker 10: welcome Peter Dipplin, I was like, oh my god, I've
Speaker 10: got to turn my bluetooth speaker on.
Speaker 1: I've got to let up the file on my phone.
Speaker 2: I'm not being funny. I have seen and then stand
Speaker 2: up for over thirties. I've never seen anyone bring a
Speaker 2: bluetooth speaker on stage. Changing However, if there's one man
Speaker 2: that can switch it up, it's Peter Deppler.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 10: No, but it was so Look I got a couple
Speaker 10: of laughs, I guess you could say, and that was
Speaker 10: pretty good.
Speaker 1: Then, Chuck John, it's only your second gig.
Speaker 10: Thank you, so much so I'm going to do another
Speaker 10: gig on September eleven, which is coming up on September Eleven's.
Speaker 2: Not only cramming them, you know. I mean, you're only
Speaker 2: going to do this basis. It's a sort of every
Speaker 2: two months that you back up there.
Speaker 10: Well, yeah, I mean, I had google if there was
Speaker 10: any stand up comedy nights tonight or tomorrow night in
Speaker 10: Melbourne after your book launch tonight.
Speaker 1: Hate do you know what?
Speaker 2: Quite happy at the end of the Q and A
Speaker 2: to bring up a young intern is trying to break it,
Speaker 2: trying to break his way into the stand up industry.
Speaker 1: Bring you Blue Tooth, bring it on the plane.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I don't if I'm prepared for this, but
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 6: Come on.
Speaker 2: I mean it, you would have a really warm crowd,
Speaker 2: theb be on your side. They'll have had a couple
Speaker 2: of drinks in you and I will bring you on.
Speaker 2: We'll be will basically be Pete's warmer back.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm not.
Speaker 7: A you worried that is the content to controversial to
Speaker 7: spicy for actual Yeah, we do need to do a
Speaker 7: tone check, yea, yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, no, No, I think there's some stuff there because
Speaker 10: there's also some stuff that I didn't use because I
Speaker 10: totally panicked that I rushed.
Speaker 2: Pete off cuts. Oh wow, how to ruin a night?
Speaker 2: And it's a night heart live event as well. I
Speaker 2: stink live.
Speaker 1: Okay, no, do you want to do it or not?
Speaker 1: I'll do it.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, let's just let's just do it. You don't
Speaker 5: have to do it.
Speaker 1: You don't have to do it. But a kind of
Speaker 1: night for someone to have their third stand up spot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. And this is your night Christians. No no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no, it's all night. Pete. You're on.
Speaker 2: Do a type five, Do a type five. We're going
Speaker 2: to warm them up and then you're going to come on.
Speaker 2: This will be your third stand up gig. Got four minutes,
Speaker 2: he said, that's okay. I went for two last nights.
Speaker 2: Have I got an extra two? You take the pressure
Speaker 2: of yourself. Aim to do three minutes. Okay, here are
Speaker 2: tight three minutes better than doing a loose and sloppy for.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do any other work today.
Speaker 5: Okay, just everyone knows?
Speaker 1: Are we also? Is it true that you're flying down
Speaker 1: for tonight? So thanks for doing that? So are you
Speaker 1: bringing a Brevell toaster with you. I'm bringing the Breve
Speaker 1: toaster and I allowed them on a plane.
Speaker 10: I've also ordered a hundred of your books and I've
Speaker 10: got them here in the studio with me at the moment.
Speaker 1: So I've got a few.
Speaker 2: That I wonder where these bootleg copies are coming from.
Speaker 2: You're not selling them out of the black of that
Speaker 2: commodore over down markets, are you at the weekend?
Speaker 10: But also if someone does have a blue Commodore could
Speaker 10: I borrow that in Melbourne on Wednesday when we hear
Speaker 10: out some more binboards across Melbourne this time this week
Speaker 10: as well, if that's okay.
Speaker 1: So there's a lot of elments going on. I'm realizing now.
Speaker 2: All right, so Pete, you're going to be We're going
Speaker 2: to get to see this nascent sophomore kind of talent
Speaker 2: rising star.
Speaker 5: Yes, and in years people say I was there.
Speaker 1: Oh, We'll all be saying that, I get the feeling.
Speaker 1: We'll all be saying that you're right, you are right,
Speaker 1: I was there.
Speaker 2: Are you're bringing the bluetooth part of the act with
Speaker 2: you as well with some funny clips.
Speaker 1: Well, now I'm gonna have to borrow someone's Bluetooth speaker.
Speaker 5: We can. I'll bring a Bluetooth speaker for you.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll have you.
Speaker 2: Connect that beforehand too. I'm course to know how are
Speaker 2: you working in the audio. You're not like doing your
Speaker 2: own sound effects? And then that's what she said, three
Speaker 2: nuns walk into your bikes. We're not going to get
Speaker 2: stuff like this. It's a return of red faces, is it.
Speaker 1: Not at all? Pete face?
Speaker 2: All right, I'm now super excited about tonight, Caitlyn and Patsy.
Speaker 1: You can hear the four thing to tomorrow. All right, Pete,
Speaker 1: we see you there there.
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Speaker 2: is accidentally shaping up to be so tonight I'll see
Speaker 2: if you're coming down to my book launch party.
Speaker 1: Look forward to meeting you.
Speaker 2: It's kind of now been hijacked by intern Pete, who's
Speaker 2: doing his third stand up gig tonight.
Speaker 1: When you start stand up, the first.
Speaker 2: About twenty to thirty forty shows are all over the place.
Speaker 1: This was supposed to be a.
Speaker 2: Nice intimate event elevator you know, a Q and A
Speaker 2: hosted by you me sharing some stories about my book.
Speaker 2: Is well, now we've got the end of that. We're
Speaker 2: basically warming up for intern Pete to do his third
Speaker 2: stand up gig, and all we know is involves a
Speaker 2: Bluetooth speaker yeah, which again it's the unwelcome return of
Speaker 2: red faces.
Speaker 5: Get the gong ready.
Speaker 2: We are recording all of this for playback playback tomorrow
Speaker 2: morning on the show, which is then have a great day.
Speaker 6: Thanks for joining us, Christian O'Connell Show on podcast.