WEBVTT - Britt's an Outlaw, Dummy Fairies and Correctile Dysfunction 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:12.680 This episode was recorded on Cameragle Land. Hi guys, and 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:14.800 welcome back to another episode of Live on Cut. 0:00:14.880 --> 0:00:19.360 I'm Laura, I'm Brittany, and I have had minimal to 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:20.120 no sleep. 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:22.840 I don't want to hear you complain because I did 0:00:22.880 --> 0:00:25.200 just offer to strip for you. I know, for your birthday. 0:00:25.239 --> 0:00:26.960 It is your birthday today. We should start with that. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:27.880 Happy birthday. 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:30.520 Oh yeah, sorry, we're recording this a day in advance. 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:32.080 It's actually my birthday tomorrow. 0:00:32.200 --> 0:00:37.280 Yeah, but for everyone else's Laura's birthday today. 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:40.040 Four guys, I'm thirty nine. 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:44.000 Wow, I'm thirty nine years Keisha, you just are horrified. 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:46.640 Thirty That wasn't why I was looking horrified. 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:49.200 I'm trying to connect my laptop because I've got something 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:49.479 for you. 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:51.599 But I just realized I wasn't as prepared as I. 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:52.000 Should have been. 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:55.240 Thirty nine. I know I went for not prepared either 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:56.000 off for thirty nine. 0:00:56.120 --> 0:00:58.800 No, thirty nine feels okay still. Actually, to be fair, 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:01.400 I'm not worried about age, like I'm not frightened about 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:04.520 turning forty. I'm just a surprised I've arrived at the desk. 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:08.280 I'm just surprised that I've arrived at the debth Wow, 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:09.119 why can't I speak? 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:12.679 It's because you're thirty nine. Oh my god, God it happens. 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:15.360 I am surprised that I have arrived at the destination 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:17.800 so quickly. That's what I'm worried about, and worry that, 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:18.479 like life is. 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:20.839 Moving too fast. And then eighty and dead. 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:21.760 Big jump. 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:25.400 Halfway to eighty guys, almost halfway to seventy eight days. 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:28.000 I learned this the other day. You are halfway. When 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:30.199 you turn thirty nine, it's your fortieth year of life. 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:31.840 People don't think about it. They're like, oh, it's my 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:32.520 thirty ninth year. 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:34.400 It's not. You've already hit your fortieth year, but we 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:35.280 call it thirty nine. 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:36.840 This is kind of how they do the whole elevator 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:39.240 floors where it's like ground or first floor, and then 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:42.040 in some places first floor is the actual ground floor. 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:43.919 And you know what I mean, Well, Laura's going to Pennur. 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:46.480 I have a question when you say you only just 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:49.680 realize this the other day. Yeah, you only just realize that. 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:51.760 You don't call one one until you've turned it. 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:53.680 But not that you don't realize, but you don't think 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:54.120 about it. 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:56.240 You just say thirty nine and you think you're thirty nine, 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:58.160 but when you actually think, oh, it's that means I'm 0:01:58.240 --> 0:01:59.120 actually forty. 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:01.840 Explain to you guys why I'm so tired in a second. 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:03.280 I know I feel like at the moment that I'm 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:06.360 complaining a lot. At the start of these episodes, it's 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:07.880 been a big a couple of weeks. I'll tell you 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:08.320 right later. 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:11.200 Well before we get into that, we have heard from 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:14.160 two people that are really, really instrumental in your life. 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:16.639 They love you so much. It is not, in fact Britain, 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:20.600 it's Ben. We have a little birthday message for you. 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:24.040 I'm Molly. Happy birthday. 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:27.480 It's Mommy's birthday. 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:32.079 Happy birthday. I love you, you love we love you 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:36.040 so much up to the moon and that it's you 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:41.240 your birthday today and I love you very much and 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:44.280 and happy birthday, Happy birthday. 0:02:44.400 --> 0:02:44.639 Love this. 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:48.440 I love you so much. I wish it could be 0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:51.760 your birthday right, so I will give you lots of 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:57.560 cattle and kisses. I give you pleasant and I'm key bla. 0:02:57.720 --> 0:02:58.880 You're kind of man. 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:03.520 When I love you, I love you, I can lead 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:08.360 to everything and evening your and eating your shock. 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:13.440 From there. 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:17.480 Hi, mommy, fine, we love you, we love you. 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:23.960 They birthday, they love you, and happy birthday. 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:25.520 What I'm getting from that is they take them to 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:27.480 work too often. We love it when you take us 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:31.079 to the shop and we get rocks. I really appreciated 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:34.760 Lola's surprise it's your birthday at the very start, but. 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:37.520 Just so you know, that message went on for another 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:40.040 ten minutes. That was the same thing on repeat for 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:40.520 ten minutes. 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:41.920 We had to cut it down. It was like there 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:44.040 was a lot of love and a lot of happy birthdays. 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:44.600 They're the best. 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:46.040 I mean, there're four and five. I don't know what 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:49.280 else you we expect. They're so cute. Although I did 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:51.200 know that they had made a message, I didn't know 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:53.160 what was for here. And that's because I came home 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:55.240 from work yesterday. Mony goes, hey, Mom, can we watch 0:03:55.280 --> 0:04:00.160 that birthday message we made for you on your phone? 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:02.560 And I was like, why were I a lad? Nice things? 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:03.000 Marley? 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:05.240 I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:08.160 that's very very cute, guys, thanks for doing that. My 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:11.120 kids never remember anything because they're too little, and that's. 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:15.520 Shock when they realized it's mum's birthday. Well, happy birthday, Mom, 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:16.960 Come away. To blow out your candles. 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:18.840 To be fair, I've only taken Lola to the shop 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:21.520 once this year, and I have there's one area upstairs 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:23.200 where I have heaps of crystals, and so she went 0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:25.520 and she like took a little she took like no, 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:27.640 she took like a whole bag of crystals that she 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:29.920 picked out for her self, and beads and stuff. And 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:32.760 it's funny the things that kids latch onto that they 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:35.080 remember that they feel was really special to them. Like 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:36.880 that to me was just kind of like we had 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:38.800 to run in and do something. And she now has 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:40.000 them and they're like her treasures. 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:41.320 Yeah, it's very sweet. 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:44.520 Well, speaking of Lola's treasures, the reason why I got 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:48.240 almost no sleep last night is because we had a 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:52.039 very important person visit our house and that was the 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:52.839 dummy fairy. 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:54.320 So last night. 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:57.560 Was I mean, you guys, if you know I've spoken 0:04:57.600 --> 0:05:00.599 about a little bit, like Lola's four, she's very old 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:01.520 to still have a dummy. 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:02.240 I'm well aware. 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:03.240 Don't come for me. 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:06.000 I know when I almost say that in like defense, 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:08.280 because there's always someone who's. 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:10.320 Like it's too or like look. 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:11.799 At her, look at her teeth, look at her overbite. 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:14.839 There's always some so judgmental comment. It's been a really 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:17.520 really hard process for us to get Lola off the dummy. 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:20.520 It's been super emotional. There's been so many nights of 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:23.919 just non stop crying. We tried a year ago and 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:27.120 we took her off for six weeks and it was awful, 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:29.800 Like she just never ever got better being off it. 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:32.279 So six weeks and we took her to a like 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:34.520 I have a girlfriend who's a child psychologist, and she 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:36.919 was like, give her back the fucking dummy. She's like, 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:38.279 it's not a big deal. She was like, I know 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:41.400 she's old. She clearly has attachment issues. There's also some 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:44.320 sensory stuff that we're like, you know, figuring out with Lola. 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:46.440 And she was like, it's just not a big deal 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:48.440 if it's causing this much to stress, like we can 0:05:48.480 --> 0:05:49.160 work on it later. 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:50.479 Yeah, she didn't get n ears. 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:52.679 Anyway, kids are always getting bracest those days. 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:54.480 Everyone did it to be fair. 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:55.920 She's gonna get a face left by the time she's 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:57.240 twenty anyway, isn't that what kids do? 0:05:57.360 --> 0:06:00.640 I think at this point probably thirteen fourteen, but anyway, 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:03.120 continue on. Once she's had a jaw religned. 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:03.880 We joke it's not okay. 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:06.760 So yeah, we were like a year on from that, 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:09.760 and we kind of have been having the conversations with 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:12.359 her ongoing around the dummy Fairy and how the dummy 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:15.400 fairies coming soon. But we've been really encouraging her to 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:17.599 set the time when that was gonna happen, and like 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:20.479 set the day. Obviously with parameters around it, we weren't 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:23.120 just like pick whenever she's like when I'm twenty five. 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:25.760 So when we were away on the Gold Coast, she 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:28.240 chose that last night was the night that the dummy 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:31.279 Fairy was coming. Unfortunately for me, it also coincided with 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:35.440 Matt being in Melbourne, so it meant that I was 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:37.960 the only dummy fairy in the house and I was 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:41.200 the only one who could actually like buffer her sadness 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:42.040 and her big emotions. 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:44.600 So talk us through like what the dummy fairy does, 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:47.440 because we know like the two Fairy, we know Easter, 0:06:48.080 --> 0:06:51.240 but I don't know the job criteria of the dummy Ferry. 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:53.280 When you think about when we were young, parents would 0:06:53.279 --> 0:06:54.120 just take your dummies off. 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:55.040 You cut a hole in. 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:57.600 It, kind of frontop of it, throw it in the bin, 0:06:57.680 --> 0:07:00.520 like there was no care around, like traumatous removal of 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:03.880 the dummy. Now it's like the gentle parenting has really 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:04.320 taken over. 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:08.400 So do you think we're too gentle? I like, I'm 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:11.680 so well adjusted and my parents did not teeter toteter 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:13.240 to us. They was like they would have ripped that 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:14.920 thing out and burned it to the ground front of us. 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:16.800 But I want to defend you because it's not like 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:20.200 your you can do whatever you want in every aspect. 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:22.000 This is one specific thing that you've been like the 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:23.360 juice isn't worth the squeeze. 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:25.640 Until now, the dummy has been the one thing that 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:27.880 has been really challenging for us. And it's because I 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:30.600 liken it too. How lots of kids have like a 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:33.480 flannel or a teddy or something that they've had their 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:35.520 whole life that they go to bed with. Loads of 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:37.840 kids have their little like attachment blanky or whatever the 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:40.920 hell it is. Lola doesn't have that. She has her dummy. 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:43.280 That's it, and she's like a full dummy conoscern Now, 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:44.680 Like we'll go to the park and she'll be like, 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:47.320 and Mum point out another kid and she's like, that's 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:48.200 a nice dummy. 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:51.520 It's like she's going past the car ya, and she's like, 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:53.480 it's a great Lamborghini. 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:54.200 So that's a really good dummy. 0:07:54.280 --> 0:07:56.280 She's like, that's top not just top shelf that calls 0:07:56.480 --> 0:07:59.120 it was that a two for one chemis so. 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:00.920 The way that we did the dummy Fairy. 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:03.520 Sorry, do you think she walks up to them and she's. 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:05.520 Like, great compares great dummy, like just so you know, 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:07.920 like choice, like how like. 0:08:07.880 --> 0:08:09.960 Chicks would like compliment each other's pants or something in the. 0:08:09.960 --> 0:08:12.000 Bathroom where you get that from? What's brand? 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:12.720 Can I see the tea? 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:14.239 Yeah, shah? Is it soft? 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:14.560 Oh? 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:15.160 That is supple? 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:15.880 Yeah? 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:16.840 I like the way shimmers? 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:19.960 Okay literally literally, So okay, this is how the dummy 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:22.920 Fairy worked in our household. Last night, I collected all 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:24.480 the dummies so there was like five of them in 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:26.720 the house, So collected them all up, put them in 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:29.240 a bowl, right, and Molly made her a little picture 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:31.440 like she made her like a drawing of the dummy 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:34.440 Fairy and everything, and we left them all outside on 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:36.319 the table with a little note that we'd written to 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:39.040 the dummy Fairy about taking them and how like she 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:40.920 could have them and take them to a magical castle. 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:42.800 I don't even know. The story just got more and 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:43.440 more elaborate. 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:47.319 I had no control over the fantastical story that came out. Anyway, 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:50.520 The dummy Fairy bought Lola some presents, and it's in exchange, 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:52.920 the dummy Fairy takes the dummies, she leaves the presence. 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:54.319 It feels like. 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:58.440 Christmas, like, it feels comparative in terms of excitement. So 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:01.719 Lola gave all of her dummies are kiss, she gave 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:04.600 them all a cuddle, She put them into her little cup. 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:07.800 She said goodbye, and she went to bed with a 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:09.720 little toy that I'd given her as a present for 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:12.480 being so brave. And she got into bed and she 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:16.520 just had the saddest little cry. Like it wasn't a 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:20.360 big cry, it wasn't emotional or screaming. She just had 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:23.800 this sad, defeated little whimper. And she was like, I'm 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:27.319 so sad and i am not brave and I am 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:31.520 not strong, And she just cried and softly cried herself 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:31.920 to sleep. 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:35.000 And that cry, it's like when you know you're in 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:37.960 a relationship that you love them, but you know they're 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:39.320 not the one for you and they're toxic. 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:42.480 So it's like it's like I requited love. 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:44.640 You know it's got to end, but you're not happy 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:46.439 about it, but you're making the decision anyway. 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:47.080 That is brave. 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:48.640 And she was really. 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:52.240 Sad, just like just like this real pathetic sadness. Anyway, 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:54.560 and then every time she woke up and meant they're like, 0:09:54.600 --> 0:09:56.319 trying to get her back to sleep was hard, so 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:59.280 she didn't have that comfort thing. So I don't think 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:01.640 it's a one night situation by any means. I think 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:03.600 last night was the tip of the iceberg. I reckon 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:06.160 we're in for some pretty bad nights because now that 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:07.679 she's gotten the present in the morning and she was 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:10.319 so excited, I think that it's gonna like spiral down 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:11.800 the other side of the hill for maybe a week 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:13.400 or two, and then I think she'll come out the 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:14.120 other side good. 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:17.920 Maybe it's what I will say is Laura one hundred 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:20.240 percent has tried this many times. I will back that 0:10:20.320 --> 0:10:23.000 because we all went through it together. I obviously didn't 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:24.760 have to go through the sleepless nights, but like you 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:25.680 committed for. 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:26.920 A long time, it's been a roller coach. 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:30.000 Maybe this one is different because she's still gonna be sad, 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:32.880 but she did come to the realization and the decision 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:33.480 on her own. 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:35.360 Yeah, maybe she won't be as tantrum me. 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:37.600 Because she doesn't feel like you've taken something from her, 0:10:37.640 --> 0:10:39.360 like she's given it up one hundred percent. 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:40.440 I think it will be different. 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:42.120 I think that we got to a place where she 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:44.680 made a decision, and with Lola, it's all about giving 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:47.560 her control, like she needs to have control every things. 0:10:47.600 --> 0:10:49.640 You can't try and push stuff on her. She's got 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:50.199 to figure it out. 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:52.839 When she figures it out, I think she will be sad, 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:55.080 but she understands, and that's the thing that's different this 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:56.920 time to last time, whereas last time it was like 0:10:57.040 --> 0:10:58.760 we took it and we were punishing her and she 0:10:58.760 --> 0:10:59.880 didn't understand why. 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:01.600 The only thing I think is interesting is that now 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:05.400 she's at an age where she's like starting to understand manipulations. 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:08.680 So she's kind of like old enough to be like, hmm, 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:12.160 one one night without the domus, no presence to move 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:14.800 to rest Or. 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:16.600 It's even like she's at an age now where she's 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:18.719 so smart, where she's like the dummy free took them, 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:21.280 go to fucking chemists warehouse and get me another one. 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:24.000 She's like, I have a solution. 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:27.199 She's like, Mom, you've got Laura ten for ten percent off. 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:28.360 She's just get me one. 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:29.840 I don't know. 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:32.000 Look, it's yeah, it's a hard one. 0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:33.199 She'll be fine. 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:36.120 And you have these moments in parenting where like you 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:39.680 have to have loving boundaries. The next one is getting 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:41.679 her to sleep in her own bed. But she's just 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:43.679 like my little she's my little tricky one. She's like 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:46.480 a little Koala, and she's very sensitive and she just 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:48.359 requires a little bit more softness. 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:51.640 So we are going through the process and it's happening. 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:52.720 It's underway. 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:54.240 I'm very happy to hear about that. 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:56.280 Thank you. I'll be happy in a like a month's 0:11:56.280 --> 0:11:56.960 time when it's over. 0:11:57.320 --> 0:12:01.319 I also had a really soft, pathetic cry. Yes, if 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:03.439 you want to know why, So he Lola and I 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:04.319 are very similar. 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:06.960 I'm not proud of this. This is what I'm going 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:08.199 to start this conversation. 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:09.160 It's very funny. 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:12.800 It's not that it is funny. Now that I've cried 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:13.720 it out, it's funny. 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:16.120 I will start the conversation with I received a message 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:19.480 from Britt yesterday afternoon saying, hey, can you please pick 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:21.880 me up from carrology at seven thirty in the morning 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:22.839 and drive me to work. 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:24.320 I don't have my car tomorrow. 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:26.560 Then I also messaged Keisha and said, Kisha, can you 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:31.520 please bring your electric hand screwdriver drill as well tomorrow. 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:33.400 So two separate messages went to the group, Hey, can 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:34.560 you pid me the same reason? 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:37.120 Yeah it is it's the same reason. 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:40.079 So yeah, I needed to pick up because I don't 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:42.000 have a car and I need a screwdriver. So I 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:45.319 was driving home from work yesterday in Sydney, very busy, 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:48.240 cruising along, not speeding, and I see a police cart 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:50.440 like zooming up behind me, a couple of cars away, 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:52.200 and I was like, oh, it's got somewhere to go, 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:53.679 so I better pull over. Did the thing like you 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:55.320 are you pulled to the side. I didn't stop though, 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:57.040 because on multile lanes, I just went to the left 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:59.200 and then he pulled in behind me, and I was like, 0:12:59.240 --> 0:13:00.719 oh am, I not out of the way enough. And 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:03.200 I kept driving and he didn't overtake me, and I 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:05.000 was like, is he pulaying me over? 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:06.440 And I was like, oh my god, I think he 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:07.600 is the audacity. 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:10.240 But I was like cruising at like fifty five kilometers 0:13:10.320 --> 0:13:12.760 like under the speed limit because it was peak hour traffic. 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:14.920 Was I was not doing anything wrong at at the moment. 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:16.240 Are you like, am I a drug dealer? Do I 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:17.000 have guns in the car? 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:20.960 Like you've never had one in your entire life? 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:21.520 No? 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:23.240 But I was like in my head, I was like, what, 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:26.120 I'm not speeding. But it's also not a random breath chest. 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:27.760 I was like, he intentionally has pulled me over. So 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:30.000 I was like, fuck, So I pulled over and he 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:31.760 gets it out and he walks up and puts his 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:34.280 hands in his pocket. Um, can't have your larcense and 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:35.280 registration police. 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:37.160 He was not American, he was not from Texas. 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:39.240 No, he's Australian. But that sounded better. 0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:41.840 License and registration please, And I was like, okay, gave 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:43.240 me my license and registration. 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:45.840 He's like, do you know I've been pulled over? 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:46.080 Shy? 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:49.160 I said no, I actually really don't. He's like, you're 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:51.560 driving an unregisted vehicle, ma'am. And I was like what. 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:53.640 He's like, you're unregistered and I was like no, I'm not. 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:56.000 I was like, I'm not unregistered and he's like, no, 0:13:56.200 --> 0:13:57.360 you are unregistered. 0:13:57.960 --> 0:13:59.520 What address are you at? He's trying to catch me out. 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:01.319 What's your dress, and I'm tell him my address and 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:02.480 he's looking at his little pad. 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:02.880 Look. 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:04.840 I showed him my license on my phone. I was like, 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:07.080 it's on my phone and he's like, show me your 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:09.000 actual license. Then, so I got him out the hard 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:11.480 license updated address as well, and I was like, also 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:12.320 updated address. 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:13.160 He's like, oh, that's weird. 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:16.400 He's like, you're oh, we've made it. We've made an 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:18.079 internal work error. 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:21.120 Yeah, he's like, that's weird. I was like, I registered. 0:14:21.200 --> 0:14:23.840 I always register my car when I get sent my registration. 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:25.560 That's how it works. I don't have an alert in 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:27.760 my phone. It's one day a year. You wait till 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:29.120 you get the letter and you register it. 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:30.920 You know, I think that that's normal. 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:33.200 I know it does seem like a terribly backward way 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:35.000 of doing things, like why are we waiting for letters 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:36.880 when we will have email addresses and phone numbers. 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:39.800 But yeah, I wait for it to come to me. 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:42.240 I wait for the reminder, right, I don't have it 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:44.720 in my diary, which maybe I need to from here 0:14:44.760 --> 0:14:47.400 for it. Anyway, we have this conversation and I'm like, look, 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:49.200 he's like, it's been sent to this old address. 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:51.280 I said, I haven't been there in four years. I 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:53.560 was like, that's on you. He's like, actually, I'm a policeman. 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:55.080 I'm a separate party. It's not on me. And I 0:14:55.120 --> 0:15:00.120 was like, okay, sorry, And I was like, well. 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:02.120 Does this still have to happen? Is it still a 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:04.360 thing now that you know? He's like yeah, He's. 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:06.360 Like you're driving an unregistered He's. 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:09.240 Like, you've been unregistered for four months. And I was like, 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:15.280 what for. You don't have to admit that, brain, I 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:15.960 sort of have. 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:18.840 To know because the next because the next part is 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:20.800 I paid insurances and stuff. 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:23.480 I just hadn't gotten the letter because it got sent 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:26.000