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<v Speaker 1>Christ.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast showtime.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, they're going to see me picking my nose.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, termite, So listen to show and going.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Christian O'Connell Show Gold one O four pine three.

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<v Speaker 1>So she doesn't like that click, and poor Patsy is

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<v Speaker 1>actually off sick today and she's going to think I've

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<v Speaker 1>deliberately done that on purpose. That is not a good

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<v Speaker 1>start for team morale on the show this year.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually forgot about that audio. Now that we've been reminded,

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like we'll hear it every day. Another thing

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<v Speaker 3>that's bad for tem morale on the shows. I've already

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<v Speaker 3>been accused from lying seeing you guys for five minutes,

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<v Speaker 3>and you're calling me a life of something that truly

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<v Speaker 3>happened to me yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>That was amazing, something which as we're about to share

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<v Speaker 1>on air now, I'm sure it does strike me as

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<v Speaker 1>something that teenage stoners used to do it to to

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<v Speaker 1>get into the local pace, going to make some money

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<v Speaker 1>where they go. Look, we found the face of our

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<v Speaker 1>savior Jesus Christ in this toasty.

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<v Speaker 3>Why would I need to make up a story to it?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know we've been off for six weeks. You're

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<v Speaker 1>thinking I need to come back with some gold. I've

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<v Speaker 1>got some cock and ball story about a magical piece

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<v Speaker 1>of toast.

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<v Speaker 3>I had toast this is the year we're up.

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<v Speaker 1>Against Carl and JACKI. Oh, they're going to have like

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred hot air balloons up there every day.

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<v Speaker 3>I implore you to have an open mind about this story.

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<v Speaker 3>This one hundred percent happened to me yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon, this is why Patsy saw the email where

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<v Speaker 1>you said this has happened and was like, do you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I miss out Monday. I'll come back Wednesday

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<v Speaker 1>when they've got through some of the crappy stuff and

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<v Speaker 1>we're into the actual, the guts of the show.

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<v Speaker 3>I made toasts yesterday that popped so high that it

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<v Speaker 3>came out of the toaster and landed face up on

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<v Speaker 3>top of the toaster.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is the thing that you're actually telling anyone else

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<v Speaker 1>about there? Right outside of the you might tell you

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<v Speaker 1>why we go, Hey, this is a mild interest thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is it you think it's we start the year

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<v Speaker 1>with that?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to bring in a photo, but then

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you could easily doctor that photo I could

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<v Speaker 3>have just laid a piece of toast on top of

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<v Speaker 3>the toast, but I am. I just asking you to

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<v Speaker 3>believe me.

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<v Speaker 1>And what is it you found so incredible about it

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<v Speaker 1>that it pops so high?

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<v Speaker 3>I've made toaster every day for the last thirty six years.

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<v Speaker 1>Every day you came out of the womb and they

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<v Speaker 1>were like, love to just meet me, Jack? It went,

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<v Speaker 1>excuse me? Is that a toast? You need to get

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<v Speaker 1>to work? This is why I've come here to earn

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<v Speaker 1>the school to use a toaster every day? Listens for

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<v Speaker 1>thirty six years? I eat thirty six years a toaster?

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<v Speaker 1>What a movie every year? Yeah? Ye, It's always not

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<v Speaker 1>the same day generally. The foeh, I have toasted every day?

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<v Speaker 1>Are we recording a podcast now? And then we start

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<v Speaker 1>the show maybe tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>I've toasted every day and that's never happened before. What's

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<v Speaker 3>different in the mechanics of the toaster? How's it getting strong?

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<v Speaker 1>How? How is this happening? And one botany how is

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<v Speaker 1>this the first thing you hear from us this year? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>We're back, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>So, Jack, how was your family so second Christmas? With

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<v Speaker 1>baby Gordon.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, the first one where he kind of understood that

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<v Speaker 3>there was something going on. The first year he was

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<v Speaker 3>a blob still but it doesn't still really understand Sanda's coming.

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<v Speaker 3>And the present sat under the trees for weeks before,

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<v Speaker 3>and he didn't try to tear them open.

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<v Speaker 1>So we should just point out he's not yet too

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<v Speaker 1>He sounds like you've got a slow kid or something.

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<v Speaker 1>He's nineteen, remember coming, He's got to get it at

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<v Speaker 1>some point. He's still not walking properly, so he isn't

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<v Speaker 1>yet too, No.

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<v Speaker 3>But I we still had fun on the day and

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<v Speaker 3>he can tell that there was like I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you'd like to save money, so you wait

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<v Speaker 1>until he fully understands Christmashfore you'll spend over a total

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<v Speaker 1>of one hundred dollars on you love this.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually I spent about I think I spent twelve dollars

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<v Speaker 3>on his gift. He had other gifts, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I was joking to make a point twelve what do

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<v Speaker 1>you get for twelve bucks?

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<v Speaker 3>And it was the best present that he's had and

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<v Speaker 3>he still loves it, still carries it around, Yes, every day.

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<v Speaker 3>What was online? I bought him? His favorite animal is

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<v Speaker 3>a cow, and I bought him fifty cow stickers and

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<v Speaker 3>he keeps them in a box.

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<v Speaker 1>That's actually cool, he likes. I've this scenario is in

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<v Speaker 1>a future therapy session, what I thought you were going

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<v Speaker 1>to say, you've got fifty small cows, because there can't

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<v Speaker 1>be more than like ten cents with some small one

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<v Speaker 1>from a servo or something like that. One up shot,

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<v Speaker 1>fifty stickers I know you like, and you know what

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<v Speaker 1>one thing you like. I've got some stickers of.

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<v Speaker 3>It and he carries it around every day and he

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<v Speaker 3>takes the stickers out. Doesn't even up to the stage

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<v Speaker 3>where you can peel the sticker and stick it on something.

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<v Speaker 1>Just simply put, he's not like he's not like preschool

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<v Speaker 1>and nursery yet, is he.

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<v Speaker 3>No, he's also started daycare this year.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we don't take those stickers because people pick on

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<v Speaker 1>a kid like that and go. And that's that's not

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<v Speaker 1>the cowstickers. You need to get him some proper cows.

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<v Speaker 1>Twelve bucks is that all? He got some cow.

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<v Speaker 3>Sign And he got real gifts as well from you know,

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<v Speaker 3>from Bianca and me as a collective sand and probably

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<v Speaker 3>chipped in.

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<v Speaker 1>And is that what you called Mum and dad it's

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<v Speaker 1>from the post collective appearance, otherwise knowing it commonly more

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<v Speaker 1>commonly known as as your parents. And so what was

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<v Speaker 1>he getting up early on Christmas Day? Nah, you've got

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<v Speaker 1>that to come because even though my kids now seventeen

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<v Speaker 1>and nineteen, the wonderful thing where I was like, they

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<v Speaker 1>still love the magic of Christmas. No Christmas Eve, they

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<v Speaker 1>were still having the same conversation with my wife and I,

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<v Speaker 1>the collective that has been going on since they were

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<v Speaker 1>little kids, where they were like, what, what's the earliest

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<v Speaker 1>time we can get out tomorrow? Can we get up

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<v Speaker 1>at seven?

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<v Speaker 3>What was the rule at your house that was a

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<v Speaker 3>six am? We were allowed up six thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>Ours was six thirty. But you never stocked it because

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<v Speaker 1>you can hear them like scurrying around, and they're like

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<v Speaker 1>they're in each other's bedrooms and they start jumping on

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<v Speaker 1>the bed and they make so much noise you're awake.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no point lying there. So yeah, even at seventeen

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<v Speaker 1>and nineteen, and obviously because I've got two daughters, the

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<v Speaker 1>first thing they did the night before I noticed on

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas Eve is they count each other's presence to make

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<v Speaker 1>sure there's an equal amount I went, can't still be

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<v Speaker 1>doing this? You're seventeen. One of you doesn't even live

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<v Speaker 1>at home anymore. Now, cheapiness that we might give one

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<v Speaker 1>of you one more present than the other.

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<v Speaker 3>One, especially because how many presidents did you and Sarah

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<v Speaker 3>get back from them?

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<v Speaker 1>No? I did, I got I got a gift that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who they think I am, But you

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<v Speaker 1>ever see me use a Handbois Drives? Is this how

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<v Speaker 1>odd they think I'm that you get this from out the.

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<v Speaker 2>Auntie the Christian Connell Show podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>What's this I saying? On the new sort of TV

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<v Speaker 1>that we have in the studio here about the headline

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<v Speaker 1>is commoner becomes Queen. This whiffs of some Australian desperate

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<v Speaker 1>coattail grab at the royal family. No, well, perhaps he

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<v Speaker 1>was here, she'd be punching in the throat right now.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm just saying the headline on Channel seven is

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<v Speaker 1>commoner becomes Queen, which feels like some new sort of

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<v Speaker 1>reality show like the Farmer Wants a wife, the common

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<v Speaker 1>old becomes Queen.

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<v Speaker 3>We were all very excited about twenty years ago, I

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<v Speaker 3>reckon when the Prince of Denmark came to Australia on

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<v Speaker 3>holiday and he fell in love with a girl from

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<v Speaker 3>Tasmania called Mary Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Sort of tourist thing where they were saying, you can

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<v Speaker 1>have some land here if you get warm them up

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<v Speaker 1>the dove.

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<v Speaker 3>He took her back to Denmark to become princess. We

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<v Speaker 3>kind of forgot about her for a bit, and now

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<v Speaker 3>she's becoming queen. I guess, so queen of what Denmark?

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<v Speaker 3>She's a queen of Denmark. So what's happened last twenty years?

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<v Speaker 1>She's been at some sort of special finishing school because

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<v Speaker 1>she's Tasmani and goes Shane, ready she can lead another

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<v Speaker 1>lease another eighteen years? King, they've been uncommon in her,

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<v Speaker 1>or what's she been up to for the last twenty years?

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<v Speaker 1>Or they're wait for someone to die. I think they're

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for something, right, So they saw what happened with

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<v Speaker 1>old King Charles and that were like, let's speed up

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<v Speaker 1>the process. And of course not saying anything dodgy happened whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 1>Last thing we want to do is start the here

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<v Speaker 1>with her lipel threat. This is great new so common

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<v Speaker 1>up becomes queen.

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<v Speaker 3>The first radio show I ever worked on was in Adelaide,

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<v Speaker 3>and this is just shows that Ustralian radio will put

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<v Speaker 3>anybody on air. The host of the show was a

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<v Speaker 3>lady who was Princess Mary's bride'smaid and that was her

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<v Speaker 3>claim to fame.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's on radio.

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<v Speaker 3>She gave her a breakfast radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>A country or what an Australian radio scene there is.

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<v Speaker 1>So you now have royal family, you have a royal Australian.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she doesn't have anything to do with Australia anymore

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<v Speaker 3>except for like she came from.

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<v Speaker 1>They'd be desperate to get her back over now because obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>judging by the news here, this is very very big news.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen all the five six seasons of The Crown

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<v Speaker 1>it finished last week and no mention of this sort

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<v Speaker 1>of part of their family.

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<v Speaker 3>But now that this is the last English one, maybe

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<v Speaker 3>they'll do Dead March.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe Christian Connell's show podcast. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I know a lot of people in Melbourne. They wait

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<v Speaker 1>until next week or even the week after to return

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<v Speaker 1>back to work. The kids are stood off for another

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks. However, if you are heading to work

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<v Speaker 1>right now, if you are at work right now, Workers

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<v Speaker 1>of Australia unite. Every single worker that calls the show

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<v Speaker 1>this morning wins a prize nine four one four one

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<v Speaker 1>oh four three Jack. What goodies are waiting for them?

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<v Speaker 3>They can win two prizes this morning special ones back

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<v Speaker 3>strong for twenty four. As usual, we have the knock

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<v Speaker 3>on mugs, which are specialized mugs only for this segment.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm knocking on with the Chrish O'Connell shirt says on

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<v Speaker 3>the front.

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<v Speaker 1>And again they're only for this segment, and they say

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<v Speaker 1>they're on there only for this segment. The great thing

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<v Speaker 1>about them is is that we ordered them about what

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen months ago, while they saw not here in a

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<v Speaker 1>new year. Kaitlin Harpurducer went, and I've been assured they're

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<v Speaker 1>on their way. She goes, it's the middle of January.

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<v Speaker 1>We ordered him in November. They were designed in October.

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<v Speaker 3>She said, I've written this slogan down that will be

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<v Speaker 3>on the front. Because they're not here yet. You can

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<v Speaker 3>read the slogan.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure they are on their way. Denmark have new royalty.

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<v Speaker 1>How can we not have the mugs but anywhere they're

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<v Speaker 1>on their way?

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<v Speaker 3>What else is on its way? Spinal ease pillows forty Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>My god, nothing says happening crowd if you're new to

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<v Speaker 1>the show. You're in with the in crowd. Spinally, basically,

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<v Speaker 1>get ready for death now people.

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<v Speaker 3>Some people love the memory phone pillows. I'm not a

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<v Speaker 3>big fan of memory phone.

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<v Speaker 1>My I love a memory phone.

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<v Speaker 3>No, people love it, people love it. I just think

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<v Speaker 3>it sinks too slow for me.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, it sinks to the contour of you.

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<v Speaker 1>It sinks only in a post neck way. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>tried one.

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<v Speaker 3>I've tried one and didn't. I didn't try spinal lease.

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<v Speaker 1>To be fair, okay, that's not saying there's fizzy drinks

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<v Speaker 1>and then saying have you tried Coca cola? So once more,

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<v Speaker 1>these are the cram to the cram we.

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<v Speaker 3>Gotta We got a memory foam pillow set ones that

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<v Speaker 3>had little gels in it almost looked like the bubble

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<v Speaker 3>wrap plastic we run things in.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a solid block.

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<v Speaker 3>No, there's something then the solid blocks underneath and the

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<v Speaker 3>little gelsen went to have cool water in there to

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<v Speaker 3>cool your head. I hated those. There were the most

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<v Speaker 3>expensive pills we ever bought.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why, my friend, there's only one pedow you have,

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<v Speaker 1>four one oh four three. Brianna, good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good, Brianna. Did you have a nice summer and Christmas?

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<v Speaker 5>I did?

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<v Speaker 2>It was lovely?

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Awesome? Now what can we get? Do you fancy the mugs?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you fancy the pillow? Do you want both? Look?

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love the.

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<v Speaker 5>Pillow, although I don't know how much sleep I'm going

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<v Speaker 5>to be getting over the next so a couple of

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<v Speaker 5>years years probably the tur Babe number three under the

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<v Speaker 5>edge of three.

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<v Speaker 1>So three under three?

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<v Speaker 3>How does the work?

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<v Speaker 1>Our business? Actually not our business?

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<v Speaker 5>One's about to turn three tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, so are you expecting the third one at

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<v Speaker 1>the moment we're not the moment, but very soon imminently.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, well the next few months yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>And what do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you at work? Banna? What does work for you?

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<v Speaker 5>What do you do currently? Working in admin for Victoria Police?

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<v Speaker 1>So you're a police officer? I am so I see it.

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<v Speaker 1>And so does it reach a certain point with the

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<v Speaker 1>pregnancy where they go you can't be out in the

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<v Speaker 1>street chasing down perps anymore. And rugby, we need you

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<v Speaker 1>behind the desk. Okay, cambriann are we spoken about this?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't be doing this too many are getting the work.

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<v Speaker 1>Watersn't broken, he's getting away. We've lost mister big.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's exactly right. So just in the opposite of

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<v Speaker 5>the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>And how are you sleeping the moment? I know where

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<v Speaker 1>the hot Well, it hasn't been boiling hot, but when

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<v Speaker 1>it has been hot for the last couple of days,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you sleeping at the moments? You must been

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<v Speaker 1>moret the third trimester, Yeah, not too bad.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, you know, in a monst getting up in the

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<v Speaker 5>night for the other two babies, and in the hot weather,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, there's a bit of broken sleep. But can

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<v Speaker 5>I complain too much?

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<v Speaker 1>God? Yeah, okay, I'll tell you what we're We're sending

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<v Speaker 1>the pillow and we say the monks, okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Beautiful, that'd be lovely. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, and good luck, Brianna. Thank you, love your talk.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a good day, Andrew, good morning. Hello, Hello Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>And what do you do mate? Your work? Right now?

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<v Speaker 1>You're on your way?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, you have been working about half an Now we

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<v Speaker 7>do hot softy and roof access means installing some gear

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<v Speaker 7>that the window coiners hang off.

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<v Speaker 1>So you are then with them? Are you on the

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<v Speaker 1>ground just handing the ropes and the man up there

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<v Speaker 1>with them? Wow? We and what are you cleaning this week?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 7>No, no, we're not cleaning were we're doing the install

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<v Speaker 7>for what they hang off to lud to do the cleaning.

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<v Speaker 3>Spoke, you don't get the guy do in the installment.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot what the process is. Stick to trust the process.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we're always saying, the window cleaning game.

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<v Speaker 7>Yep, yep. So yes, we get up there and I

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<v Speaker 7>suppose I have to trust us for there with what

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<v Speaker 7>we're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, suppose they do. That's the key word there.

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<v Speaker 1>I like saying a bit more stronger than I suppose.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, yes, that's right, definitely.

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<v Speaker 1>And maybe they'll be callding a radio. I know.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm just not, especially when you're seventy seven stories up.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow we all right, Well listen, let's wrap this up. Andrew, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want the pillow in the mug? My friend?

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<v Speaker 7>I would love the mugropose?

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<v Speaker 1>Gotcha? All right, Andrew, have a good day you too.

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>By now, John, good morning. There we go. We're bank

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<v Speaker 1>so called him. Someone's staring at the sun or something.

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<v Speaker 1>John Almost we'll come back to Johnny boy. It's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Three back two out of three, two out of three.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a new hit rate for us. It already come

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<v Speaker 1>back stronger than last year when it was only one

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<v Speaker 1>out of three. I try.

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<v Speaker 2>You're listening to the Christian O'carls Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh four seventy five O three one O four three Peter,

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning Peter.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning team, here do you do? Happy New Year

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<v Speaker 4>to you all.

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<v Speaker 1>Do Peter, Happy New Year. I hope you haven't a

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<v Speaker 1>great summer. You had a great Christmas with you and

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<v Speaker 1>your family.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, we went to Adelaid and then dan Geelong for

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<v Speaker 6>New Year, but we didn't have very good winther anyway

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<v Speaker 6>we win.

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<v Speaker 1>It was terrible. Yeah, you know we were. We were

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<v Speaker 1>away last week up in Barron Bay for eight days.

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<v Speaker 1>We have one day of sunshine long when he go

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<v Speaker 1>and on the money to waste, So play scrabbling indoors

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<v Speaker 1>with your kids. Luckily I had two packs of Unos,

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<v Speaker 1>so everyone was laughing.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I'm on the way to work. I started work

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<v Speaker 7>last week, so I put damn floor covering.

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<v Speaker 6>So I'm just abt to into the Xavier seeing your

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<v Speaker 6>school and I've got a couple of.

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<v Speaker 1>Areas they know you're coming. Or is it just go

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<v Speaker 1>swimming in the holiday for free? Is it? Peter? Have

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<v Speaker 1>we got all that nice postum equipment there?

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<v Speaker 7>We grind some stuff off the floor and then we resurface.

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<v Speaker 3>It, then.

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<v Speaker 1>Get kicks you grind away. So that's all I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not judging, all right, So you laying your floor

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<v Speaker 1>down there for the little kids. Charles Xavier is he

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<v Speaker 1>the guy for the X Men in Melbourne? Finding the

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<v Speaker 1>next generation of Supergose here, mate, I've been looking for

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<v Speaker 1>six years. Commenter becomes queen. That's the big news today. Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Pizza you you're want the mug?

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<v Speaker 7>I love the mark.

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<v Speaker 4>That'd be great.

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<v Speaker 1>What about all that day grinding. You're going to rest

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<v Speaker 1>that neck afterwards, wouldn't it? Why not? All right, Peter,

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<v Speaker 1>have a great day, happy grinding. Good on you boys,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much. Let's put that on the marks.

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<v Speaker 1>Calling Matthew, good morning, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 8>How are you, Christian?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good Matthew. And happy New Year.

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<v Speaker 8>Happy New Year to yourselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys. Now, Matthew, where are you? You're at work already,

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<v Speaker 1>you're sounding chipper, you're sounding lively.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, I'm sitting at the Crown Parmen picking up tennis

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<v Speaker 8>players to go to the Australian Open.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So do you know who you pick up day

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<v Speaker 1>to day or is there anyone who just gets in

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<v Speaker 1>the in the back of the taxi.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm in the bush in a mini basow.

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<v Speaker 1>Lord, cheaper for them now he's out there by joker,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not laughing right now. I want to see your

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<v Speaker 1>vaccination card as well.

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<v Speaker 9>We got more stuff in the Melbourne Park up. I

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<v Speaker 9>love to see it all in one big bus. Who's

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<v Speaker 9>sitting on the back, choker, Joker back.

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<v Speaker 1>In the back. So what's times to the place? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you know which ones you're picking up this morning?

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<v Speaker 9>No?

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<v Speaker 8>I don't they you'll just come out whoever comes out.

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<v Speaker 7>That's two guys.

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<v Speaker 8>So there's no times.

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<v Speaker 1>What times pick up seven o'clock here and.

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<v Speaker 8>Then I've got to do about twelve trips well.

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<v Speaker 1>Back and forth all day. Yes, So do you have

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<v Speaker 1>to take the ones that have crashed out like pretty early?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have to take them back?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes?

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<v Speaker 10>I do.

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<v Speaker 8>It's quite funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually you don't say how'd it go? Because they put

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<v Speaker 1>your bloody obvious mate?

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<v Speaker 7>No, here'd you go?

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<v Speaker 8>And I go, I'm not cool. I go, well they're

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<v Speaker 8>luck next year.

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<v Speaker 1>That's friendly. That's friendly, that's nice. I said, we can do, Matthew,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it exactly?

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<v Speaker 3>Tell you what?

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't we chuck you? And actually a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>spot in knees pillows and the next couple of day

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<v Speaker 1>he says sell of them make a bit glab about

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<v Speaker 1>crashing out early. Say, hey, listen, you haven't you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>lost everything. I've got you a spy pillow. I'll give

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<v Speaker 1>you five spine these pillows. Okay, so you can give

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<v Speaker 1>away as you want this week, all right, just have

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<v Speaker 1>them make your sleep with they're looking a bit.

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<v Speaker 7>Miserable, beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, all right, good work, Matthew, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 8>Thanks guys, have a good day.

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<v Speaker 1>And we found John John John. We never leave a

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<v Speaker 1>John down John Morning.

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<v Speaker 11>All morning team.

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<v Speaker 1>So John, I do understand you a tricky point your

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<v Speaker 1>day right now? Are you trying to drop off somebody

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<v Speaker 1>at the airport.

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<v Speaker 12>I'm just that's all coming on.

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<v Speaker 1>I've just sat home from dropping off my family this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Okay. They didn't want to take you, not

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<v Speaker 1>not just yet.

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<v Speaker 5>They wanted a week without me.

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<v Speaker 7>So I thought that's compromise, you know it is.

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<v Speaker 1>John. It's like we holiday first, then you come near

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<v Speaker 1>the end Oka, but please take us to Tolly Monday.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah that's fair enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah where they all got must be nice? Oh how John, John? No, John,

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<v Speaker 1>where are you going to when they let you come

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<v Speaker 1>and join them? When you find them anyway, track them down,

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<v Speaker 1>put me on their phones or something, find my iPhone,

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<v Speaker 1>Find my family? Now, John, where do you were they

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<v Speaker 1>off to DoD anywhere? Nice And there are five seats,

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<v Speaker 1>pretty big place overseas. Yes, sure, maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe John doesn't know the family doesn't want.

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<v Speaker 1>Bene Where you going, John, you never asked. It was

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<v Speaker 1>one of those like you didays. But oh you're a

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<v Speaker 1>where they picture? Okay, when there's not going on it John,

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<v Speaker 1>which Angel and Mark? Okay? Thanks according John, Actually it's

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<v Speaker 1>we've not do it again. About to say this is

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<v Speaker 1>a bit awkward. What has he got no neck?

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<v Speaker 2>He's got no torso The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>As we're back and it's a Monday you'll miss We've

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<v Speaker 1>heard lyrics back in an hour's time. In twenty minutes time.

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<v Speaker 1>This is very, very exciting. Obviously, this city comes alive.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole world is watching over the next couple of

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<v Speaker 1>weeks for the Australian Open, and for the first time

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<v Speaker 1>ever we have amazing tickets to go to the men's

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<v Speaker 1>final and they could be won by any one of you.

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<v Speaker 1>More on that in twenty minutes time. Before that, last

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<v Speaker 1>week I was speaking to a guy and this guy's name,

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<v Speaker 1>he had an amazing surname full name, Gary Surname Jackets. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I just I paused there, not by accident, but for

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<v Speaker 1>a fact because right now I know every single one

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<v Speaker 1>of you listening is going good. God you probably even

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<v Speaker 1>swooped the car a bit there, but please stay and

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<v Speaker 1>if you're operating heavy machinery, you heard right this guy

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<v Speaker 1>Gary Surname Jackets. Straight away, I was thinking, I'd love

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<v Speaker 1>to see who else can we get hold of today

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<v Speaker 1>or even over this week, who has the surname that

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<v Speaker 1>is clothing. So yesterday I put this up on our

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<v Speaker 1>socials and one of you, Handley, used to work with

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<v Speaker 1>a guy called this is might be one of the

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<v Speaker 1>greatest names ever, Lenny Velvet. Any Velvet feels like an

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<v Speaker 1>old sort of seventies showbiz star, doesn't he, Trevor Marmalade

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<v Speaker 1>and Lenny Velvet, Lenny Velvet. Do you think we find

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<v Speaker 1>anyone with the surname Cardroy? Yes, I know an improv

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<v Speaker 1>The rule is yes. And but even though that was

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<v Speaker 1>just yeah his first show back, all right, that break

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<v Speaker 1>we have six weeks is clear to trying. I was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to obviously went through. I can't say no. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a bit early on the first hour just to go no,

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<v Speaker 1>of course you're not. You're going to find Nicholas Cordroy.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we online too?

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly what happened? I thought we wouldn't, but I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>want to be a plaque it, so I said yes.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I tried to also think of a clothing

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<v Speaker 3>surname that I knew, and the only one I could

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<v Speaker 3>think of was a Tommy jacket. And you've done jacket.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's there's there's room. Listen, there's there's room for

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<v Speaker 1>more than one jacket.

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<v Speaker 3>Tommy jacket and your brother Michael jacket to the mix.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so already we're rocking. We've got three jacket's. No

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<v Speaker 1>Cardroy yet, but we'll give it time. Christian. My driving

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<v Speaker 1>instructure used to be called Keith Jobper. What's what do

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<v Speaker 1>you call horsey? People wear them the pants they were jockeys.

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<v Speaker 3>If those they're pointy pants?

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<v Speaker 1>Is those?

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<v Speaker 3>But you know how horse riders wear those pants that have.

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<v Speaker 1>Funny questions wear them as well. They're like a what

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<v Speaker 1>do you call the Jane jagging thing?

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<v Speaker 3>But for for riders, what's the pointy bit?

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<v Speaker 1>For jack once again, you've mistaken a movie for reality.

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<v Speaker 1>That sea biscuit you're thinking about sea biscuits, I've not.

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<v Speaker 3>Even seen sea biscuits.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me you say some more I say some more words. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>are you showing them that actually holding up a laptop?

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<v Speaker 3>No, they don't have. I'm going to find the pointy

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<v Speaker 3>pants you keep reading son.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and google nitchrdroid just as it back to about

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<v Speaker 1>that because it be a bloke on site called Dave Socks.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Dave Socks. Of course there was a guy

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<v Speaker 1>on site called Dave Socks. Christian. I once saw a

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<v Speaker 1>guy on Facebook called Keith Towel, still my favorite name

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<v Speaker 1>of her. Keith out is amazing. All right, clothing surnames?

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<v Speaker 1>What have you got? Nine four one four one oh

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<v Speaker 1>four three.

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<v Speaker 3>I have no idea what I was thinking of. There's

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<v Speaker 3>no such thing as pointed you a question, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, we need to find out some sort of hand signal.

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<v Speaker 1>You looked up there all excitedly. You had some gold

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<v Speaker 1>me there like you found Terry Cardroy. I got excited,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm afraid you've let me down for the first

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<v Speaker 1>time in twenty There'll be more to come. Okay, all

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<v Speaker 1>right clothing surnames any more Jackets, do you know a Cardroy?

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<v Speaker 2>Christian No Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Already a strong contender for headline of the year. Commoner

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<v Speaker 1>becomes Queen some insulting but amazing, I mean, master, just

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<v Speaker 1>come and go. Bogan becomes Queen. What news one of

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<v Speaker 1>us pebs. They become a member of the royal family.

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<v Speaker 1>Commoner becomes Queen porta Mania. They're saying she's a commoner

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<v Speaker 1>because she's from Tasmania.

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<v Speaker 3>All Australians are commoners to.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think they see it's far worse than commoners.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so we're looking for if you've got a

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<v Speaker 1>clothing surname, we learn to hear about it today on

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<v Speaker 1>nine four one four one o four three. Christian, I

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<v Speaker 1>have a dear friend whose name is and it's lovely

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<v Speaker 1>to hear. Got dead friends, Chris, have a dear friend,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd love them? Sally Hood? Oh great one, Yeah, Sally

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<v Speaker 1>Hood's goodne it thanks Malcolm and Christian. I know a

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<v Speaker 1>Nick shirt that's mister Shirts. It's a good kid's TV character.

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<v Speaker 1>It comes mister shirt. I know a Nick shirt. He

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<v Speaker 1>lives in Melbourne. Hopefully he's listening well, fingers crossed. Sam,

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<v Speaker 1>that's great news what with Sally Hood and Nick shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Lisa's on the line here. Good morning, Lisa, Good morning Christian.

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<v Speaker 12>Welcome back. It's lovely to hear you guys again.

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<v Speaker 1>Blessure Lisia. It's a joy being back now, Lisa, I

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<v Speaker 1>understand that you can decipher what Jack was mumbling about

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<v Speaker 1>just now about pointy pants and old school riders horsey

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<v Speaker 1>riders they call jockeys, that's it, jockeys.

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<v Speaker 5>Jockeys there, they're question riders.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, pointy pants do like it, Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>The juggers were were designed around there were larger hips

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<v Speaker 3>in the bottom.

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<v Speaker 5>Areas so that they could sit on the horse because

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<v Speaker 5>if they were too tight, they couldn't sit on the horse.

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<v Speaker 12>And especially the ladies used to outside settle.

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<v Speaker 10>So when they went to riding astride, they needed room

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<v Speaker 10>in the pants to sit.

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<v Speaker 1>Got you.

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<v Speaker 6>Nowadays, nowadays they have very stretching material when they do

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<v Speaker 6>not need it.

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<v Speaker 1>Gotcha, you've got spanks and span as I guess for those,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what they gave rays to the modern day

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<v Speaker 1>actual history of the job. And I wasn't making that

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<v Speaker 1>if you were onto something then too. We didn't care

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<v Speaker 1>for but you heard it as well, Lisa.

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<v Speaker 3>Bring it back, I say the flared here, yes, now, Lisa, how.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know all this? You work in riding.

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<v Speaker 12>I've been in horses most of my life and.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, let's at work a bit shout. Now, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean you are a vet? No?

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<v Speaker 12>No, no, just just a pleasure rider.

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<v Speaker 6>But they were horses all my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's not that lovely. You got something pleasing to ride,

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I say, Lisa, Thank you, it's you got me.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a hell of a phrase to drop this time,

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<v Speaker 1>mored isn't it? Pleasure rider? Were lably won the phones?

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<v Speaker 1>Now and we know if you have a call back

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<v Speaker 1>in it's Lisa that pleasure rider's back. How many hands now?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know? Stand all right, Lisa, he said, that's

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<v Speaker 1>going the show. You really made us laugh. Have a

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<v Speaker 1>good day, Thank you, keep on and goodbye. We got

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<v Speaker 1>a Glenda Coome morning. Good morning, Good morning, Glenda. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're looking for people who have got clothing surnames.

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<v Speaker 2>Alan Jeans, you know Allan Jeans.

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<v Speaker 10>Well he's no longer with us, but he used to

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<v Speaker 10>be a footballer for the Security Football Club and then

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<v Speaker 10>he was a coach for Securita Football Club and a

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<v Speaker 10>coach for the Hawthorne Football Club. Wow, and a coach

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<v Speaker 10>and then he coached.

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<v Speaker 7>Richmond as well.

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<v Speaker 1>So this would have been in the VFL days. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a footy legend. Great, well add him to the mix.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much about linkers. Now, Glenda, have a

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<v Speaker 1>good day.

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<v Speaker 6>No, yeah you too, thanks a brighter.

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<v Speaker 2>You're listening to the Christian o'carles show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>So it is day two of the amazing Australian Open

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<v Speaker 1>right here in Melbourne or we have for the first time.

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<v Speaker 1>I've on the show, very very excited about this. You

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<v Speaker 1>heard in Phoebe's news half an hour ago. Extra ten

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<v Speaker 1>thousand people just going yesterday. So I think you say

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<v Speaker 1>this year is at the first year they're starting at

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<v Speaker 1>day earlier than normal. So people love the Australian Open

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<v Speaker 1>and it's a great day out. We have an amazing prize.

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<v Speaker 1>These are two VIP courtside tickets too, the Australian Open

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<v Speaker 1>Men's Final thanks to the Emirates, the Australian Open hits.

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<v Speaker 1>Different tickets are on Salt now. These are amazing seats. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Section eight were you know whenever we go chet we're

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<v Speaker 1>always hoping it's section eight? Are we two? I won't

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<v Speaker 1>do a seven or a nine between rows? What do

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<v Speaker 1>we need to know of this? What does it even mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Does anyone know what A to e? A to e?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you still in entering these tickets? Do you want

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<v Speaker 1>them or not? Nan?

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<v Speaker 12>So?

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<v Speaker 3>Does that mean you could be front row? But you

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<v Speaker 3>might be row five.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight section eight between rows A to e. And then

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<v Speaker 1>it says here in Brackett's front five rows, front five rows,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all we need to know, sick. And then because

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<v Speaker 1>other people that make the show are commoners, they put

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<v Speaker 1>here vulgarly talk about the money side of it, but

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<v Speaker 1>it is six thousand dollars as such a bog thing

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<v Speaker 1>actually needs six six kay say six k per ticket.

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<v Speaker 1>And you get behind the scenes experience at the AH,

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<v Speaker 1>including underground walk through and champions walk that's right, You

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<v Speaker 1>hand the champion the prize, you get the merch pack,

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<v Speaker 1>and then this this is the kicker here. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what's happened here. This was not how I left

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<v Speaker 1>this idea in December, but this is what we come

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<v Speaker 1>back to. Afternoon tea bar a trim before you go

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<v Speaker 1>to the final. But wait, it's a four of you.

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<v Speaker 1>But Christian, you said these were two tickets. There are

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<v Speaker 1>just two tickets, so uhbe just some people can take

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<v Speaker 1>some photos of you. Let me, Jack and I go

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<v Speaker 1>with you. We have it out of the free afternoon

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<v Speaker 1>tea and then you guys go to sech No, don't

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<v Speaker 1>worry about this, we'll watch on the old TV tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a bit early in the morning for the show.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is a great prize, great prize. How are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing it? We're calling it the longer serve? Can

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<v Speaker 1>you hit a tennis ball from one side of the

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<v Speaker 1>yarra to the other side of the era? That is it?

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<v Speaker 1>It is seventy minutes, seventeen meters between you and the

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<v Speaker 1>men's open at the Australian Open. So we have Rio

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<v Speaker 1>has made two anthems here for the longer serve. His

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<v Speaker 1>number one him me with your best save. Oh can

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<v Speaker 1>you hear a really long soon.

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<v Speaker 3>Yarra fyn away?

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty good thoughts?

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<v Speaker 3>He said, serve two one too many times?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's either you overserved. You overserve the serve there

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<v Speaker 1>and also lame old sound effect that ball sound like

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<v Speaker 1>I'd hit that not a pro here was that someone

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<v Speaker 1>here at the station. Was it Huggy did this kick

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<v Speaker 1>it or something? Try and torp it? And then we

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<v Speaker 1>have this one.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you serve over the yarrah?

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<v Speaker 1>No, thank you, but you'd better not hit a canoe.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, hey, when tickets to the final.

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<v Speaker 1>But it all comes down to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian, gotta whap this goddamn.

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<v Speaker 2>Bar right down.

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<v Speaker 3>That made it sound like it comes down to Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it kind of hitting it one and eighty times.

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<v Speaker 1>And if I don't get it, whoever I hit it?

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<v Speaker 1>Four wins. You hit the balls, okay? Nine four one

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<v Speaker 1>four one o four three. It's the longer serve. Next

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<v Speaker 1>Wednesday we are down at the yarraw with you. Who

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<v Speaker 1>wants to come along? Who fancies haven't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Go?

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<v Speaker 1>So the rules are it's just one shot. That's it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it, but anyone can partake. Is that work?

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<v Speaker 1>But you're not down on the day. People just wondering by.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, ok, going out.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was that I love.

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<v Speaker 1>When you go ahead. We can't have that shot, sorry either.

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<v Speaker 3>It was an open book on the day. It's all

0:32:23.040 --> 0:32:23.160
<v Speaker 3>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, like chaos. Can't they have any old bozo? No, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Friends of the show only hashtags friends with benefits. That's

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<v Speaker 1>how one do you think about this show?

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me a chance to go to the Australian Open

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<v Speaker 1>Men's Final with our longer serve next Wednesday. We're live

0:32:50.360 --> 0:32:53.440
<v Speaker 1>down at the Yarra boat Hoouse Drive and we're asking

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<v Speaker 1>you to want to come along and see if you

0:32:54.840 --> 0:32:59.040
<v Speaker 1>can clear the yarrow. It's seventy meters and if you can,

0:32:59.160 --> 0:33:01.480
<v Speaker 1>then you often go and see the Swining Open, the

0:33:01.680 --> 0:33:03.600
<v Speaker 1>Men's Final. It's an amazing price.

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<v Speaker 3>Him me with your Messa.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you hear a really longer seven? The fine way

0:33:19.800 --> 0:33:23.720
<v Speaker 1>needs to be a big snap like a cannibal Balls

0:33:23.760 --> 0:33:26.840
<v Speaker 1>of five Cannibal. Yeah, because you want someoneho's got an

0:33:26.920 --> 0:33:32.400
<v Speaker 1>arm like a rocket. All right, who fancies go?

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<v Speaker 12>Nine?

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<v Speaker 1>Four one one four three? Good morning Doug, Good morning

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Doug. So you think you're the person we're looking forward.

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<v Speaker 1>You think you could clear the yarrow one shot?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I've certainly hit a ball a lot further than

0:33:46.480 --> 0:33:49.040
<v Speaker 4>the arrow that I was manivorous at the time, and

0:33:49.160 --> 0:33:53.280
<v Speaker 4>we were teaching sherper at about five thousand meters.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're going to get loads of these calls this

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<v Speaker 1>week one shirt. You know this is as a start

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<v Speaker 1>of it, mate, how's it? Cat man? Dou what of it?

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<v Speaker 4>It's while out of Catman do It's probably a two

0:34:06.400 --> 0:34:08.759
<v Speaker 4>hundred pilometer flight to Lucla and in a couple of

0:34:08.840 --> 0:34:11.640
<v Speaker 4>days walk to get up to that altitude, but not

0:34:11.760 --> 0:34:13.239
<v Speaker 4>as much air up there, so you can hit a

0:34:13.280 --> 0:34:16.600
<v Speaker 4>ball almost twice as far, but gravity still brings it

0:34:16.680 --> 0:34:18.560
<v Speaker 4>down on the end. But of course they've hit it

0:34:18.640 --> 0:34:20.560
<v Speaker 4>over the edge, then you've got a long way to

0:34:20.600 --> 0:34:21.239
<v Speaker 4>go and get the ball.

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<v Speaker 1>Dug all of you everything is saying sounds a jep,

0:34:23.520 --> 0:34:25.719
<v Speaker 1>my friend, but listen, we've got to rewind how come

0:34:25.840 --> 0:34:26.960
<v Speaker 1>you were you were doing this.

0:34:29.440 --> 0:34:32.439
<v Speaker 4>The short version, I was doing more for my first

0:34:32.480 --> 0:34:34.440
<v Speaker 4>wife at maunt Everest and ended up going back and

0:34:34.560 --> 0:34:37.040
<v Speaker 4>teaching the national team in the par and starting a

0:34:37.080 --> 0:34:39.480
<v Speaker 4>company called Tennis Trekking and we were teaching at remote

0:34:39.480 --> 0:34:41.239
<v Speaker 4>schools and villagers all through the Humalayas.

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<v Speaker 1>What an amazing thing to do.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So we had a charity for secondhand rackets and

0:34:46.239 --> 0:34:48.040
<v Speaker 4>balls and we gave them to all the schools and villagers.

0:34:50.080 --> 0:34:52.399
<v Speaker 3>Stop hitting balls off Maunt Everest and you'll save a few.

0:34:53.719 --> 0:34:55.640
<v Speaker 4>We were on the shoulder of Everest. The color of

0:34:55.680 --> 0:34:59.040
<v Speaker 4>the tar. But yeah, the hardest thing was doing a

0:34:59.320 --> 0:35:01.880
<v Speaker 4>photo shoot at minus thirty five degrees and getting changed.

0:35:01.920 --> 0:35:04.360
<v Speaker 4>But apart from that, it was good fun.

0:35:04.400 --> 0:35:07.399
<v Speaker 1>Putting those little skin tenn shots weather like that. You're

0:35:07.400 --> 0:35:10.279
<v Speaker 1>going to get frozen balls, absolutely, I mean they've une

0:35:10.320 --> 0:35:13.320
<v Speaker 1>lops obviously, And so do you think tell us this

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<v Speaker 1>then done? Do you think that anyone will actually hit

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<v Speaker 1>over seventy meters and clear the yarrow? Which is all

0:35:18.560 --> 0:35:19.959
<v Speaker 1>we're going to do is get one shot?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, one shot should do it. That you'll need the

0:35:22.920 --> 0:35:26.520
<v Speaker 4>wind behind you, and it looks I sort of thought

0:35:26.520 --> 0:35:27.680
<v Speaker 4>about it, and I thought it's going to be like

0:35:27.960 --> 0:35:30.680
<v Speaker 4>Nick Perios doing the Happy Gilmore. It's gonna be an

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<v Speaker 4>under around with a bit of a run up and

0:35:32.080 --> 0:35:33.880
<v Speaker 4>whack it as hard as you can run up.

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<v Speaker 1>I can see one of our lot going run up

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<v Speaker 1>and in the yarrow. We've been told many times my

0:35:40.239 --> 0:35:43.040
<v Speaker 1>council plans, but no one must end up in the yarrow.

0:35:43.840 --> 0:35:46.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well you can't actually run when you're serving it

0:35:46.480 --> 0:35:48.200
<v Speaker 4>on a real tin sword. That's against the rules.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm glad that they must have had a couple

0:35:51.520 --> 0:35:54.120
<v Speaker 1>of chances in the early days of it. At Wimbledon,

0:35:54.480 --> 0:35:58.120
<v Speaker 1>someone is running down from the back like peen Townshend

0:35:58.160 --> 0:36:02.480
<v Speaker 1>doing a big windmill. Hey, hey, no, we're going to

0:36:02.520 --> 0:36:03.680
<v Speaker 1>put some of the rules next you for this.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh, I need that a lot of people break the rules.

0:36:08.040 --> 0:36:10.479
<v Speaker 4>By having a lot of people make rules because they weren't,

0:36:10.600 --> 0:36:12.600
<v Speaker 4>they're breaking the rules that weren't there exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we're having it's a lot of breaking making. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, if it's a dry ball, it's going to sit

0:36:19.400 --> 0:36:21.719
<v Speaker 4>up in the wind, So you really do want to

0:36:21.760 --> 0:36:24.200
<v Speaker 4>tell when otherwise it's going to be it'll go close.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me how are we going to do?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, if it's seventy meters to be right on that

0:36:30.680 --> 0:36:34.440
<v Speaker 4>edge meters plus is easy, but that extra bit is

0:36:34.440 --> 0:36:35.400
<v Speaker 4>going to make it a bit tougher.

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<v Speaker 1>Now tell me this, Doug. In terms of like making this,

0:36:38.960 --> 0:36:41.120
<v Speaker 1>we want someone to win it. I want to clean

0:36:41.120 --> 0:36:42.880
<v Speaker 1>it over. Are you saying that we should dry the

0:36:42.960 --> 0:36:45.920
<v Speaker 1>balls first or have moist balls? Which is better for this?

0:36:47.000 --> 0:36:50.000
<v Speaker 4>Look, moist balls trom getting wet. They're going to be

0:36:50.080 --> 0:36:53.319
<v Speaker 4>heavier so they will travel further. Ye, but they've only

0:36:53.360 --> 0:36:56.080
<v Speaker 4>got they've only got one hit, so it's going to

0:36:56.120 --> 0:36:57.239
<v Speaker 4>be a good They've got to get onto it.

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<v Speaker 3>And can we moisten them in the river or is

0:36:59.800 --> 0:37:00.600
<v Speaker 3>that too much water?

0:37:00.760 --> 0:37:04.759
<v Speaker 1>Nothing must be in that yarrow. We've him once. I

0:37:05.719 --> 0:37:07.839
<v Speaker 1>don't get my balls in that year someone can bite

0:37:07.880 --> 0:37:11.040
<v Speaker 1>it or something. All right, Doug, you've been very hellful

0:37:11.120 --> 0:37:13.239
<v Speaker 1>my friend. Okay, thank you very much. This what's the

0:37:13.280 --> 0:37:14.840
<v Speaker 1>name of your charity? Do you still do it?

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<v Speaker 4>We still do. Tennis Trekking is the company tennis treking

0:37:20.760 --> 0:37:23.359
<v Speaker 4>dot com. We still seeing stuff over the call.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Doug, thank you very much for recording and

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<v Speaker 1>we might see you down the next week.

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<v Speaker 4>Sure will Okay.

0:37:29.960 --> 0:37:31.960
<v Speaker 1>Recognize him with all his shirpers and stuff like that.

0:37:32.000 --> 0:37:38.400
<v Speaker 1>A lot of climbing gears, crampons on, climb on the

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<v Speaker 1>boat hoouse, get down, Doug.

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<v Speaker 2>Alright, you're listening to the Christian o'carls show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Next week then we'll be heading down to the Yarra.

0:37:49.400 --> 0:37:53.320
<v Speaker 1>What a price you've got amazing VIP courtside tickets to

0:37:53.360 --> 0:37:57.960
<v Speaker 1>the Australian Open Men's Final thanks to Emirates worth over

0:37:58.160 --> 0:38:01.759
<v Speaker 1>twelve thousand dollars. That's the tickets on the day though

0:38:01.800 --> 0:38:04.040
<v Speaker 1>you get the behind the scenes experience at the Open,

0:38:04.080 --> 0:38:07.080
<v Speaker 1>including the underground walk walk through that the champions will

0:38:07.120 --> 0:38:09.560
<v Speaker 1>take part. You get march back, and you get afternoon

0:38:09.680 --> 0:38:12.080
<v Speaker 1>tea for not just the two of you who are

0:38:12.719 --> 0:38:16.560
<v Speaker 1>going VIP courtside, but bring along two hangars on if

0:38:16.600 --> 0:38:18.799
<v Speaker 1>you want to take photos of your big moment, walk

0:38:18.840 --> 0:38:20.680
<v Speaker 1>you to the edge of the Open. They must go home,

0:38:20.760 --> 0:38:23.480
<v Speaker 1>they can't continue their journey. Do your own competition. Really

0:38:23.520 --> 0:38:24.800
<v Speaker 1>with them, who's gonna come with you?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean if they have twelve grand.

0:38:28.760 --> 0:38:30.040
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, that's what we do, and we're calling it

0:38:30.160 --> 0:38:33.160
<v Speaker 1>the longest serf. Really be the person that can hit

0:38:33.280 --> 0:38:36.319
<v Speaker 1>one tennis boy, you get one shot. Run ups are

0:38:36.360 --> 0:38:40.480
<v Speaker 1>allowed and encouraged. Can you clear the yarra? It's seventeen meters?

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<v Speaker 3>Can you save over the yarrah?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to hear this tomorrow.

0:38:44.480 --> 0:38:49.200
<v Speaker 3>But you'd better not hit a canoe last playing. Hey, hey,

0:38:49.960 --> 0:38:55.280
<v Speaker 3>tickets to the finals. But it all comes down to you, Christian,

0:38:55.480 --> 0:38:57.600
<v Speaker 3>I gotta wa this goddamn.

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<v Speaker 2>Bar right now.

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<v Speaker 3>We've noticed the same tennis.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, of course, now a couple of assurances no

0:39:07.480 --> 0:39:10.000
<v Speaker 1>balls because obviously the argument lit the balls are going

0:39:10.080 --> 0:39:11.839
<v Speaker 1>to go in the era out. We are clearing up

0:39:12.120 --> 0:39:14.520
<v Speaker 1>after ourselves. Okay, no ball's going to be left in there.

0:39:14.560 --> 0:39:18.840
<v Speaker 1>We totally respect that. Jack will genuinely in a inside.

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<v Speaker 1>Have we got the boat yet?

0:39:19.680 --> 0:39:21.359
<v Speaker 3>But we've got inflatable boat?

0:39:21.440 --> 0:39:22.759
<v Speaker 1>What is he in it? We were we offer to

0:39:22.840 --> 0:39:25.560
<v Speaker 1>Dan Anaconda like now we get a little dirigival or something.

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<v Speaker 1>What's he in a canoe? Kayak? What's he in? Producericating

0:39:29.960 --> 0:39:34.759
<v Speaker 1>he's in a speedboat? What speed boats? Yeah, you are.

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<v Speaker 3>We need the speed to get to the balls are allowed.

0:39:37.280 --> 0:39:38.680
<v Speaker 1>The speed boats on the Yarra.

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<v Speaker 7>You were allowed.

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<v Speaker 1>We got counsel approcess, the station got a speedboat from

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<v Speaker 1>we have two five years. I've never heard of a

0:39:47.400 --> 0:39:50.680
<v Speaker 1>speed boat, would you meant to? They're not branded up

0:39:50.719 --> 0:39:52.880
<v Speaker 1>while they're like black thunder on the Yarra.

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<v Speaker 3>No, for that is a great idea. I'm not driving.

0:39:58.040 --> 0:39:59.360
<v Speaker 3>There's a driver for the speedboat.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, you are not some old land lumber. They got

0:40:03.680 --> 0:40:07.400
<v Speaker 1>scared the moment he goes you've got my license with

0:40:07.520 --> 0:40:08.880
<v Speaker 1>my water wings.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be busy with the net picking the balls out

0:40:10.560 --> 0:40:10.839
<v Speaker 3>of the river.

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<v Speaker 1>In all, we do need nets for you, don't we

0:40:14.640 --> 0:40:17.160
<v Speaker 1>like fishing nets or but they have trawler nets or

0:40:17.160 --> 0:40:20.480
<v Speaker 1>stuff like that. Those North Sea documentaries.

0:40:20.520 --> 0:40:24.600
<v Speaker 3>I watched nets like a pool clean, isn't it? I think?

0:40:24.760 --> 0:40:24.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:40:25.040 --> 0:40:27.000
<v Speaker 3>That takes the leaves out of a backyard pool.

0:40:26.840 --> 0:40:29.000
<v Speaker 1>You're going in. If you use that, they are wobbly.

0:40:29.040 --> 0:40:30.799
<v Speaker 1>They've got that long whole ball I'm going and.

0:40:30.840 --> 0:40:34.320
<v Speaker 3>If I'm trying to hold onto a troller shot callers.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, if you've got a trailer's net, we can borrow.

0:40:36.120 --> 0:40:41.279
<v Speaker 1>Next Wednesday, it's the twenty fourth, nine three. Anyway, where

0:40:41.320 --> 0:40:42.640
<v Speaker 1>were we? That's it? Do you want to come down

0:40:42.719 --> 0:40:44.640
<v Speaker 1>and give it a go? We've just found out we

0:40:44.800 --> 0:40:47.080
<v Speaker 1>can have people coming down and cheering everybody who's going

0:40:47.120 --> 0:40:49.560
<v Speaker 1>to be hitting the balls? Nine four one four one

0:40:50.040 --> 0:40:52.239
<v Speaker 1>four three? Who wants to take part? Though? That's the

0:40:52.280 --> 0:40:55.200
<v Speaker 1>big question this week? You get one shot? Can you hit?

0:40:55.280 --> 0:40:59.680
<v Speaker 1>That's it? This clear your throat? One shot over the year.

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<v Speaker 1>So good morning, Hi, hey guy, I'm good to better

0:41:03.400 --> 0:41:06.320
<v Speaker 1>help them in And so you've had get rid of

0:41:06.400 --> 0:41:10.800
<v Speaker 1>that flame. And see you've coming down next Wednesday and

0:41:11.040 --> 0:41:14.160
<v Speaker 1>hitting the ball over the era? Yes I can? Can

0:41:14.239 --> 0:41:15.560
<v Speaker 1>you can do it seventy meters?

0:41:16.120 --> 0:41:16.319
<v Speaker 4>Yes?

0:41:16.440 --> 0:41:16.640
<v Speaker 1>I do.

0:41:16.800 --> 0:41:17.520
<v Speaker 5>I think I can.

0:41:18.120 --> 0:41:20.839
<v Speaker 1>Got a massive right arm or a massive left arm.

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<v Speaker 6>A massive right arm.

0:41:22.680 --> 0:41:25.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Have you built that up life?

0:41:26.320 --> 0:41:26.600
<v Speaker 6>Sorry?

0:41:28.000 --> 0:41:30.480
<v Speaker 1>What one? Is it just just a gift? You've got

0:41:30.520 --> 0:41:32.799
<v Speaker 1>a big old right arm on you have you, Sue? Yes,

0:41:32.880 --> 0:41:34.920
<v Speaker 1>I have, yes, And you're good at tennis.

0:41:35.600 --> 0:41:35.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:41:35.840 --> 0:41:39.160
<v Speaker 12>I've played tennis all my life. I used to play

0:41:39.200 --> 0:41:41.000
<v Speaker 12>with Mark Filla Pooss in my junior years.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. Yeah yeah, how do you get on with the Poosh?

0:41:45.480 --> 0:41:45.680
<v Speaker 12>Yeah?

0:41:45.800 --> 0:41:46.000
<v Speaker 1>Good?

0:41:46.160 --> 0:41:47.600
<v Speaker 4>He was my mixed partner in the.

0:41:47.640 --> 0:41:50.560
<v Speaker 1>Shell Squad bloody House. You've got form suit.

0:41:51.400 --> 0:41:51.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:41:51.680 --> 0:41:53.640
<v Speaker 12>I've played all my life until seven.

0:41:53.800 --> 0:41:56.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so tell us says, then right, I don't play tennis.

0:41:56.320 --> 0:41:58.399
<v Speaker 1>So do you think someone will actually with just one

0:41:58.520 --> 0:42:02.600
<v Speaker 1>go actually clear seventeen meters? Yeah?

0:42:02.640 --> 0:42:02.800
<v Speaker 11>I do.

0:42:03.280 --> 0:42:04.680
<v Speaker 12>Yes, they've got a big arm.

0:42:04.800 --> 0:42:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Yes. Can you do now? Your old Popeye coming down?

0:42:08.960 --> 0:42:09.279
<v Speaker 1>That's me.

0:42:10.000 --> 0:42:10.320
<v Speaker 5>That's it.

0:42:10.760 --> 0:42:14.200
<v Speaker 1>That's it, that's your that's your hitting surday, Popeye. Sue.

0:42:16.960 --> 0:42:20.799
<v Speaker 1>We'll see down there Wednesday, Sue, Okay, thank you. That's

0:42:20.800 --> 0:42:22.520
<v Speaker 1>all right. You can see that arm from Google Earth.

0:42:22.560 --> 0:42:26.440
<v Speaker 1>It's massive. Who are you going, Gary? Good morning, Gary Christian?

0:42:26.480 --> 0:42:26.919
<v Speaker 11>How you doing?

0:42:27.040 --> 0:42:30.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm good Gary? Now? Gary? You fancy coming down? Oh?

0:42:31.160 --> 0:42:31.520
<v Speaker 4>My son?

0:42:31.560 --> 0:42:34.680
<v Speaker 6>Who's got can and a right arm, and I reckon

0:42:34.719 --> 0:42:36.920
<v Speaker 6>he can do it, because we're actually practiced this in

0:42:37.000 --> 0:42:38.880
<v Speaker 6>the local park and he's cleared twice already.

0:42:39.520 --> 0:42:41.840
<v Speaker 1>What do you mean the local park? You tried clearing

0:42:41.920 --> 0:42:42.320
<v Speaker 1>the yarraw?

0:42:42.960 --> 0:42:44.280
<v Speaker 7>No, no, I'm not the distance.

0:42:45.440 --> 0:42:48.000
<v Speaker 6>He's already we marked out seventy murders.

0:42:48.520 --> 0:42:49.000
<v Speaker 3>I love that.

0:42:49.120 --> 0:42:52.120
<v Speaker 1>And why he went this is like some sort of

0:42:52.239 --> 0:42:55.960
<v Speaker 1>if you build it, you're practicing in your bankyard, the

0:42:56.040 --> 0:42:56.600
<v Speaker 1>local park.

0:42:56.719 --> 0:42:58.160
<v Speaker 3>Dad's got the measuring head out.

0:42:58.560 --> 0:42:58.759
<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, so your son obviously plays at the moment. Then

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<v Speaker 1>how old is your son and what's his name?

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<v Speaker 6>No, my son's My son's thirty. His name is Stephan's

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<v Speaker 6>named after the great Stephan Edinburgh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 6>And we've been playing tennis all our lives. We still

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<v Speaker 6>played twice a week and they based the hell out

0:43:14.280 --> 0:43:16.080
<v Speaker 6>of me every day because he started strong and quick

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<v Speaker 6>for me nowadays.

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<v Speaker 1>So he is he generally called Stepan after Stefan Edburg?

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<v Speaker 8>Sorry?

0:43:22.480 --> 0:43:25.120
<v Speaker 1>Is he really called Stepan after Stephan Edburg? Yep?

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<v Speaker 6>Certainly was.

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<v Speaker 1>I love this. This is great. We've got to have

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<v Speaker 1>stephann't coming down. So he's already in practice, right, he's

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<v Speaker 1>already clearing seventy meters.

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<v Speaker 6>Yep, with his racket and some new balls.

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<v Speaker 3>The way we go is he doing a run up serve?

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<v Speaker 6>He takes Steph four or five steps and then a

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<v Speaker 6>big four hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, is amazing. Do you know I feel sorry for

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<v Speaker 1>dog walkers in that park? What smashing balls from the

0:43:53.520 --> 0:43:58.560
<v Speaker 1>other suburb just coming over houses. This is incredible. Well, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got to bring Stephan down.

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<v Speaker 6>Fantastic, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, please send us video this week of the next

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<v Speaker 1>training session as well. I just want to see what

0:44:06.000 --> 0:44:10.239
<v Speaker 1>that looks like local parks. All right, Gary, good luck,

0:44:10.280 --> 0:44:11.680
<v Speaker 1>and we look forward to meeting you and Steph for

0:44:11.760 --> 0:44:15.799
<v Speaker 1>next week. It's got a John here. Coome on in. John,

0:44:16.440 --> 0:44:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh good, I here you going. I'm good John. So

0:44:18.280 --> 0:44:20.719
<v Speaker 1>do you fancy coming down or are you bringing someone along?

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<v Speaker 12>Definitely myself. So I pretended to be a baseball player

0:44:28.360 --> 0:44:31.879
<v Speaker 12>for a long time, and I've probably played about six

0:44:32.000 --> 0:44:34.719
<v Speaker 12>games of tennis in my life. No prep, no Man

0:44:34.800 --> 0:44:38.279
<v Speaker 12>Everest for me, but you know I'll give it a crack.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, do you know what the guy who dug who

0:44:40.600 --> 0:44:42.600
<v Speaker 1>first spoke to us, you know, he's been training sherpas

0:44:42.719 --> 0:44:45.040
<v Speaker 1>to hit them off Mount Everest. He said, this could

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<v Speaker 1>be won by a kind of happy Gilmore, someone just

0:44:47.640 --> 0:44:51.319
<v Speaker 1>rocking up on the day, a happy serve More. Well look,

0:44:54.920 --> 0:44:57.759
<v Speaker 1>yeah no, John.

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<v Speaker 2>Chris o'connells Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Also back with us today. Then I your misheard lyrics.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much. The show's obviously been on a

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<v Speaker 1>very very brief break. I think only adds up to

0:45:12.400 --> 0:45:17.000
<v Speaker 1>like nine hours. And uh, I know, and so I

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<v Speaker 1>really do appreciate how a lot of you who still

0:45:19.200 --> 0:45:22.319
<v Speaker 1>emailed you misshard lyrics through every single day. So thank

0:45:22.360 --> 0:45:24.080
<v Speaker 1>you very much for that. All right, let's get into

0:45:24.239 --> 0:45:29.000
<v Speaker 1>brand new misheard lyrics. It's just another misheard man day,

0:45:29.600 --> 0:45:33.680
<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell's misheard lyrics. Every Monday, we play back your

0:45:33.760 --> 0:45:37.440
<v Speaker 1>misheard lyrics. Else we play them back if we agree

0:45:37.520 --> 0:45:42.160
<v Speaker 1>with what you think you're mishearing. You'll hear this. If

0:45:42.200 --> 0:45:45.560
<v Speaker 1>we play back and we do not hear it, and

0:45:45.719 --> 0:45:47.560
<v Speaker 1>if we're playing them back and then we love what

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<v Speaker 1>we hear and it's a brilliant one. Yes, this Hall

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<v Speaker 1>of Favor, the most recent hall of famous. Who got

0:45:53.920 --> 0:45:56.439
<v Speaker 1>Daryl White, who sent us this one blind split ends

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<v Speaker 1>my mistake, don't let them get the vaccilline? And this

0:46:03.000 --> 0:46:05.600
<v Speaker 1>one from Glenn from the song Better in Tennessee by

0:46:05.680 --> 0:46:09.120
<v Speaker 1>Brands Carmen Michael chewing cheer. Oh, I forgot about this one,

0:46:09.400 --> 0:46:13.600
<v Speaker 1>cheering on my balls on listen. I'm just a messenger here,

0:46:13.800 --> 0:46:15.960
<v Speaker 1>cheering on my balls on a Saturday.

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<v Speaker 11>Night, cheering on the balls on a Saturday, say Siles,

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<v Speaker 11>Hall of Favor.

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<v Speaker 1>Alrighty, let's get the brand new ones on then New

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<v Speaker 1>for twenty twenty four. Phil Tall, you're the voice, John Farnham.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not going to sit in silence. We're not going

0:46:33.160 --> 0:46:43.959
<v Speaker 1>to live with fear or is it? And no wonder

0:46:44.040 --> 0:46:46.920
<v Speaker 1>this one spoke to the correspondent film. We're not going

0:46:47.000 --> 0:46:49.520
<v Speaker 1>to sit in silence. We're not going to live with Phil.

0:46:57.400 --> 0:47:01.800
<v Speaker 1>This is a classic on even classic in a hallow

0:47:01.920 --> 0:47:05.520
<v Speaker 1>turf song, but that is We're not going to sit inside.

0:47:05.600 --> 0:47:15.799
<v Speaker 1>We're not going to live with Phil. So many times yeah, Paul,

0:47:15.920 --> 0:47:20.719
<v Speaker 1>Phil haul of Favor, first one of the year, Phil Tool,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you very much. Thirteen year old Bonnie has seen

0:47:23.160 --> 0:47:25.239
<v Speaker 1>a says one Christian. My mum insists on making us

0:47:25.280 --> 0:47:29.239
<v Speaker 1>listen to Bob Dylan. I love Bob Dylan, but that's

0:47:29.280 --> 0:47:33.080
<v Speaker 1>our hard thing to try and covert. A thirteen year.

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<v Speaker 3>Old that's going to mum also a breeding graand for

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<v Speaker 3>miss lyrics understand what he's saying at the best of times.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to see Bob live once and I swear

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<v Speaker 1>to God some of the ones that wasn't entirely sure

0:47:45.160 --> 0:47:54.480
<v Speaker 1>which of his songs he was doing. The mumblem here anyway,

0:47:54.520 --> 0:47:56.239
<v Speaker 1>went back to little thirteen year old Bonnie. My mom

0:47:56.320 --> 0:47:58.719
<v Speaker 1>make is making Miss Bob dinner in the car and

0:47:58.880 --> 0:48:01.520
<v Speaker 1>we were listening to Mister Tambourine Man when I heard

0:48:01.520 --> 0:48:04.040
<v Speaker 1>this one, and I listened Bonnie, I reckon over this year,

0:48:04.080 --> 0:48:05.919
<v Speaker 1>you're going to be sending us quite a few from Bob,

0:48:06.239 --> 0:48:08.800
<v Speaker 1>so please send them in whenever you hear them. Anyway,

0:48:08.880 --> 0:48:11.960
<v Speaker 1>from Mister Tambourine Man by Bob Dylan, cast A Dancing

0:48:12.120 --> 0:48:16.880
<v Speaker 1>spell my Way, Yes you're dancing spill Mawi or is

0:48:16.960 --> 0:48:20.359
<v Speaker 1>it cast a dance and spill my WII. Yes you're

0:48:20.480 --> 0:48:21.760
<v Speaker 1>dancing spill maw.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Since the uh Phil has sent this one from Sam

0:48:29.000 --> 0:48:31.680
<v Speaker 1>Sparrow Black and Gold, Black and Gold, Black and Gold.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of the young ones on the team bopping around

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<v Speaker 1>to that huh you see rio there. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>moving like it's a hot new sound all right, triple

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<v Speaker 1>J play that down the discothechies. Are they like or

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<v Speaker 1>is it like a goat? Like a goat, it's more

0:49:00.560 --> 0:49:07.680
<v Speaker 1>lacking gods lad happy served more that don't get any

0:49:07.680 --> 0:49:13.360
<v Speaker 1>burd does it. But I'm sorry Danillo has this in excess.

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<v Speaker 1>Kiss the dirt falling down the mountain, end up kissing dirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Mountain?

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<v Speaker 1>Or is it falling down the mountain end up kissing ducks.

0:49:28.760 --> 0:49:29.240
<v Speaker 2>Mountain?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, give it to him, all right. And this

0:49:40.480 --> 0:49:43.680
<v Speaker 1>one from Kathy Phil Calvin Harris. Do you mind if

0:49:43.719 --> 0:49:50.240
<v Speaker 1>I steal a kiss? A kiss feels like I instead

0:49:50.239 --> 0:49:52.360
<v Speaker 1>of catching up with some of these songs from mountaen

0:49:52.520 --> 0:49:55.440
<v Speaker 1>years ago? Or is it? Do you mind if I

0:49:55.640 --> 0:50:02.560
<v Speaker 1>steal a kid? Sir? Still the kids out? Yes? That

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<v Speaker 1>is there? Why don't Kathy? Okay? As always, when you

0:50:06.640 --> 0:50:09.240
<v Speaker 1>miss her your lyrics, you emailed me Christian at Christian

0:50:09.239 --> 0:50:10.920
<v Speaker 1>O'Connell dot com dot a you thank.

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<v Speaker 2>You, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>So for our holiday this year, we we took her,

0:50:17.400 --> 0:50:19.920
<v Speaker 1>took the teenagers to to bar and Bay and we're

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<v Speaker 1>blessed with oll the eight days we had up there.

0:50:22.960 --> 0:50:24.440
<v Speaker 1>And obviously it's really cheap to go this time of

0:50:24.480 --> 0:50:28.960
<v Speaker 1>the him getting an airbnb. It's off it's off peak,

0:50:29.120 --> 0:50:32.520
<v Speaker 1>you know, January and uh out the eight days seven

0:50:32.640 --> 0:50:33.439
<v Speaker 1>days of rain.

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<v Speaker 3>At least you get a lot of use out of

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<v Speaker 3>the airb while with.

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<v Speaker 1>Every room, kids sleep in any room. Dad's money's worth

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<v Speaker 1>while we're up here lot half know. Oh, scramble again,

0:50:48.760 --> 0:50:51.800
<v Speaker 1>half nine, one day, half nine, we're getting that scramble

0:50:51.840 --> 0:50:59.160
<v Speaker 1>board open to play the board. One point I even

0:50:59.320 --> 0:51:02.279
<v Speaker 1>went into two barring to find new board games and

0:51:02.400 --> 0:51:05.839
<v Speaker 1>card games. And that for a seventeen and nineteen year

0:51:05.880 --> 0:51:08.600
<v Speaker 1>old girl, that is that's what you want. You want

0:51:08.640 --> 0:51:10.320
<v Speaker 1>to spend more time trapped indoors.

0:51:10.480 --> 0:51:11.440
<v Speaker 3>It's practically school.

0:51:11.520 --> 0:51:14.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah. But at Dad, at one point they went,

0:51:14.640 --> 0:51:17.360
<v Speaker 1>this has taken us back to the dark days of lockdown.

0:51:18.800 --> 0:51:21.319
<v Speaker 1>Glad we came away for this. My wife. My wife

0:51:21.360 --> 0:51:23.880
<v Speaker 1>at one point actually started crying when they weren't there.

0:51:23.920 --> 0:51:26.560
<v Speaker 1>She went, we don't know how many days we come

0:51:26.680 --> 0:51:32.200
<v Speaker 1>with them, Chris, but we ain't ninety, just fifty Wrenning

0:51:32.320 --> 0:51:35.360
<v Speaker 1>County down. So anyway, she goes, Chris, you need to go.

0:51:35.600 --> 0:51:37.560
<v Speaker 1>You need to get on Google and work out things

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<v Speaker 1>to do. And Byron, if it's rainy. It actually came

0:51:41.239 --> 0:51:44.000
<v Speaker 1>up auto complete. I reckon every family out there was

0:51:44.080 --> 0:51:47.560
<v Speaker 1>like things are there, and it was like, gonna Macadamia Castle,

0:51:48.160 --> 0:51:51.680
<v Speaker 1>Maccademia Castle. We went there, been there loads of times

0:51:51.719 --> 0:51:53.880
<v Speaker 1>when it's right package, What are you done with? The

0:51:53.920 --> 0:51:56.240
<v Speaker 1>place is still good? All those Macadamias everywhere?

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<v Speaker 3>What is Macadamy Castle?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Wow, I'll tell you what it is.

0:52:00.520 --> 0:52:07.600
<v Speaker 1>It's Disneyland. If they did it better, that's what it is. Jack. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the things I decided to do on my

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<v Speaker 1>Google search was one of these paint and pinos. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it was so I thought we'd do one and it

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<v Speaker 1>was Monaise lilies.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you had to paint a real piece of art.

0:52:24.640 --> 0:52:26.879
<v Speaker 3>When we did cork and canvas, the one in South Membury,

0:52:26.920 --> 0:52:28.399
<v Speaker 3>we painted a frog in the top hat.

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<v Speaker 1>One small? Why not are you gonna do it? Why

0:52:36.239 --> 0:52:38.239
<v Speaker 1>not have one of the great ones? Why not have

0:52:38.360 --> 0:52:40.560
<v Speaker 1>a couple of drinks? I think I can pull off

0:52:40.560 --> 0:52:43.839
<v Speaker 1>a Mona Lisa. Why not be clawed Mona? You give

0:52:43.840 --> 0:52:46.040
<v Speaker 1>me a couple of glasses of wine in the afternoon.

0:52:46.600 --> 0:52:47.799
<v Speaker 1>Frock you didn't want to.

0:52:48.320 --> 0:52:48.839
<v Speaker 3>I still got.

0:52:49.120 --> 0:52:52.200
<v Speaker 1>We were in the kids class or something that we

0:52:52.280 --> 0:52:54.760
<v Speaker 1>were up in Byron Bay, my friend, we're doing Monai's

0:52:54.800 --> 0:52:58.560
<v Speaker 1>lilies up there. The lady teaching it had very little

0:52:58.640 --> 0:53:02.080
<v Speaker 1>interest in teaching people like me and my wife and

0:53:02.280 --> 0:53:06.040
<v Speaker 1>are too really angrily bore teenagers trying that she's one

0:53:06.040 --> 0:53:08.959
<v Speaker 1>of these just out of teens, you know, twenty twenty

0:53:09.040 --> 0:53:12.800
<v Speaker 1>one when they span come out lying, d you know

0:53:12.920 --> 0:53:19.000
<v Speaker 1>it's sound you got your mind? Do you know? Like,

0:53:19.080 --> 0:53:20.959
<v Speaker 1>why are you talking like that? I don't find earlier

0:53:20.960 --> 0:53:24.880
<v Speaker 1>you don't talk like that anyway, So we all did

0:53:24.920 --> 0:53:25.160
<v Speaker 1>it right.

0:53:25.239 --> 0:53:25.840
<v Speaker 12>It was, it was.

0:53:26.080 --> 0:53:29.120
<v Speaker 1>It was a really really good thing. However, my wife

0:53:29.239 --> 0:53:32.440
<v Speaker 1>came out of it believing that she has done hers

0:53:32.760 --> 0:53:35.719
<v Speaker 1>the best. Okay, and I haven't said anything I learned

0:53:35.800 --> 0:53:38.960
<v Speaker 1>health that's okay, but secretly I think I did it

0:53:39.160 --> 0:53:41.399
<v Speaker 1>a bit better. So what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna

0:53:41.400 --> 0:53:43.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I've got brought them into work today and

0:53:43.320 --> 0:53:45.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna show them now. Okay, just just

0:53:45.600 --> 0:53:47.720
<v Speaker 1>be honest, and then we're gonna put them up online.

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<v Speaker 1>You can vote, Okay, who did monate the better?

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<v Speaker 3>So ah, we shocked. If yours is good only got

0:53:53.040 --> 0:53:55.239
<v Speaker 3>judging from your handwriting and times you tried to, like

0:53:55.719 --> 0:53:57.680
<v Speaker 3>drawing a diagram for something we're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so this is okay, this is one of them.

0:54:01.800 --> 0:54:06.480
<v Speaker 1>I won't tell you it's actually that's one of us.

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<v Speaker 3>That's my wife or mine, okay, strong colors, a bridge

0:54:10.880 --> 0:54:13.560
<v Speaker 3>over water, beautiful moonaise.

0:54:13.600 --> 0:54:21.359
<v Speaker 1>Lilies, This old colors, old brush strokes.

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<v Speaker 3>Two is the kindergarten version of what we saw the

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<v Speaker 3>first one.

0:54:32.760 --> 0:54:36.319
<v Speaker 1>This is mine. What are you laughing at?

0:54:36.920 --> 0:54:39.640
<v Speaker 3>Just like thick ones, big old strokes.

0:54:39.840 --> 0:54:46.600
<v Speaker 1>Claude was famous for very broad strokes too. It's excuse me,

0:54:46.800 --> 0:54:49.799
<v Speaker 1>leaning closer and see the attention details in those lilies.

0:54:49.840 --> 0:54:51.080
<v Speaker 3>So I can see the detail from.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I thought Claud didn't do this, but

0:54:54.840 --> 0:54:57.040
<v Speaker 1>I just like, look, this is little fellow. It's a bird.

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<v Speaker 3>You've seen the master's work.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, I can add something to that, Claude, that's a bird, yeah, well,

0:55:05.280 --> 0:55:08.719
<v Speaker 1>or lily the colors at much. At that point, I

0:55:08.760 --> 0:55:10.280
<v Speaker 1>was getting near the end of the bottle of pinots.

0:55:10.640 --> 0:55:12.279
<v Speaker 1>I was getting a little bit blurry by the end

0:55:12.360 --> 0:55:14.160
<v Speaker 1>of it. And also do you know what I did

0:55:14.239 --> 0:55:16.640
<v Speaker 1>do was Claude Claud's bridge is a gray black and

0:55:16.640 --> 0:55:19.320
<v Speaker 1>I thought I'm gonna pizzaz it up a bit. This

0:55:19.520 --> 0:55:20.840
<v Speaker 1>is as you're seen a purple bridge.

0:55:21.480 --> 0:55:24.920
<v Speaker 3>It's definitely bizaz. Why is your signature take up a quarter.

0:55:24.719 --> 0:55:28.480
<v Speaker 1>Of because again the brushes were getting a bit fat

0:55:28.520 --> 0:55:30.120
<v Speaker 1>by then. You know they all sort of melt to one,

0:55:30.200 --> 0:55:32.480
<v Speaker 1>don't they. So who do you think? Let me just

0:55:32.560 --> 0:55:36.080
<v Speaker 1>get both? Now, hey, just quite please guys, please respect

0:55:36.160 --> 0:55:36.680
<v Speaker 1>the artists.

0:55:36.840 --> 0:55:38.560
<v Speaker 3>The one I'm guessing is Sarah's the first one we

0:55:38.600 --> 0:55:39.880
<v Speaker 3>saw a beautiful pieces of art.

0:55:40.200 --> 0:55:42.240
<v Speaker 1>Have a closer look. She's missed out some of the bridge.

0:55:43.120 --> 0:55:44.360
<v Speaker 1>There's a couple of rungs are missing.

0:55:44.520 --> 0:55:44.960
<v Speaker 3>That's true.

0:55:45.200 --> 0:55:47.800
<v Speaker 1>You will cover that. You're going in that pond, whereas

0:55:47.880 --> 0:55:49.960
<v Speaker 1>mine is a big, fat ar safe bridge.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to give the winter full bridge.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you decide now head online. You wrote show

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<v Speaker 1>me the my name who my wife said? Please tell

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<v Speaker 1>the team to make sure they count the it's fairly went.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't. It doesn't kill the vote. Who she think

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<v Speaker 1>is is Trump?

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Chat, Welcome back. It's been a long three months,

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<v Speaker 1>three months spent away three days. If you add it

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<v Speaker 1>up together and divide it by nine day you Andy

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Fun fact Money had cataracts. So that's why his

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<v Speaker 1>stuff got more impressionist and blurrys he got older. I

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<v Speaker 1>had pino that's my mind got a bit blurry and

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<v Speaker 1>impressions through my paint and pinot. All right, So we're

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<v Speaker 1>looking for your impressionist movies today today the time waste

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<v Speaker 1>through is back on National Bread Day. That's more this show.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you imagine I had that amazing toast story on

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<v Speaker 3>National Bread Day.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, We're right up against them every day, especially

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<v Speaker 1>right now. No time, no time to muck around. No shenanigans,

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<v Speaker 1>no I no, no National Bread Day. Australia's top five

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<v Speaker 1>favorite types of bread. What do you think the top five? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>pretty easy, guess what's in the top five. I could

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<v Speaker 1>even name eight different types of bread. Just name breads.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you whether they poppy seed loaf.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. He would go for one of those,

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<v Speaker 1>do you. Oh, it goes everywhere. It's not the glitter

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<v Speaker 1>of breads.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you have the poppy seeds stuck.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, I use a very light drizzling of glue

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<v Speaker 1>on there. They always come off any hands. Poppy seeds everywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>That was go to his kid.

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<v Speaker 1>My word, I have five bosh. Oh my god, those

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<v Speaker 1>are kings and queens of a burger roll having a nice,

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<v Speaker 1>milky old bosh. Four chabata Yep, yep, yes, that is

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<v Speaker 1>what he said at three rye. When you stand a

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<v Speaker 1>rye bread, I don't mind rhyme bread.

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<v Speaker 3>This is going backwards for me. Breosh the best shibata. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>we're starting to go downhill.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're in the wrong city because Sourdo's at number.

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<v Speaker 3>Two, most overrated of the breads, sharp edges, too hard.

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<v Speaker 1>To eat, pleasurable, I call it pleasure dome, no pleasure dough.

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<v Speaker 1>And number one white bread.

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<v Speaker 3>That is a strange food.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if that is reflected in any other countries

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<v Speaker 1>around the world. I'm not sure. Number one, in the

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<v Speaker 1>face of overwhelming science, still going yep, steal that and

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<v Speaker 1>go over that white bread. So get stuff science. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Bread movies. What are the bakers watching?

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<v Speaker 3>What are they watching?

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<v Speaker 1>My word? In those big ovens at the back, they're

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<v Speaker 1>at Baker's Delights, Brios Jones's Diary, Gold Grain Man, Silver

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<v Speaker 1>Gluten Free Willie. It's a Wonderful Life is a lovely

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<v Speaker 1>movie to watch over Christmas. You're not the bakers have

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<v Speaker 1>done you. You've got it altogether. It's a wonderful bread knife.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no, no switching bait. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful bread knife. Look at those cracerated edges like no

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<v Speaker 1>other knights. Silver we chibata zoo, chibata zoo. Thank you?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>What have you got, Jackie Boy?

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<v Speaker 3>Bread movies, The Teenage Gluten Ninja Turtles.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Silver singing in the grain.

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<v Speaker 1>That has God singing in the grain.

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<v Speaker 3>Your gold begetting Sarah Marshall.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's good.

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<v Speaker 3>Silver plus Loaf of Brian.

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<v Speaker 1>He's pretty happy with that one. Eat it around like

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<v Speaker 1>excuse me, I just drop this, go here on the floor.

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<v Speaker 3>Gold and weet the parents.

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<v Speaker 1>Weat the parents. That's God plus the Christian O'Connell show.

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<v Speaker 1>Podcast time now for first time of this year to

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<v Speaker 1>mark your outward time wasters for your bread movies. Jananji

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Gold, The Curious Case of Benjamin's Oven Silver tip Toppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 12>Gold.

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<v Speaker 1>Tim, that's very good mate, Well done, Tim, Beauty in

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<v Speaker 1>the yeast Gold. But I'm bob op and door Silva.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't quite work that one, Santo, but thanks for trying.

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<v Speaker 1>James Bonding Agent it's good baking knowledge. There kneed ding,

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<v Speaker 1>miss Daisy. You're got the dough. You're gonna need the

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<v Speaker 1>dough knee ding, miss Daisy.

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<v Speaker 3>But why do you say.

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<v Speaker 11>I just like the word ding bronze tip top gun silver,

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<v Speaker 11>the cop Father silver plus, Breddy Krueger gold.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very good, well done, Julie. It's a bugs loaf

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<v Speaker 1>gold shinz your worlder no dough for old men from

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<v Speaker 1>Shorn of the Bread gold but Donna non non land

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<v Speaker 1>not quite silver. Yeah, Janet Sandwiches of Eastwick silverl plus

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<v Speaker 1>and ghost Ryder from Mandy silver plus. Yeah. Why don't

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<v Speaker 1>everyone thank you very much?

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<v Speaker 2>Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>The fact that our producer of God All This got

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<v Speaker 1>us this because we've been talking about painting and art

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<v Speaker 1>for some situle music and I go a Smellvaldi is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Nine A's common up becomes queen headline of the year.

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<v Speaker 1>The Channel seven have just found some stranger and locals

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<v Speaker 1>who've got some royal connection cheek encounter with Queen Tomor

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<v Speaker 1>on the show. Have you got royalty in the family?

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<v Speaker 1>Your cheeky yes, your cheek encounters. Okay, So about twenty

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<v Speaker 1>minutes ago, I was talking about how last week when

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<v Speaker 1>we were away in Byron Bay and it was pouring

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<v Speaker 1>down the rain for day after day, and we were

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<v Speaker 1>there with our teenage daughters, we are forced to look

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<v Speaker 1>for alternative things to do. So I did one of these.

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<v Speaker 1>You see them all over town. You go and do

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<v Speaker 1>your pino and paint. Sip and paint would ever be called,

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<v Speaker 1>but because this was Byron Bay, this was called art

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<v Speaker 1>and wine.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a bit basic, it is, isn't it. I would

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<v Speaker 3>have been.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy to go, oh and goon bag. That's what Jack

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<v Speaker 1>did with the painting of a frog in the top act. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't draft anyway. We all did moonnaise water lilies. Oohoo.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife came away high five in her south that

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<v Speaker 1>she did it better than me and the kids was

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<v Speaker 1>I secretly think I think I did it a wee

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<v Speaker 1>bit better. So you decide. Both of our chabby looking

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<v Speaker 1>paintings are up online. Early votes have come in. Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got some comments from the art critics.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, voding you still open. I am shocked that Sarah

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<v Speaker 3>is your head, but only fifty five to forty five percent.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people have a great keena eyebrar.

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<v Speaker 3>That's kind of meme culture stuff on the Internet. I

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<v Speaker 3>think people click on you because it's funny to click

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<v Speaker 3>the wrong one.

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<v Speaker 1>How dare you that is a good, solid looking bridge

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<v Speaker 1>I've got.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a two D rendering. Very flat, is how I

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<v Speaker 3>describe your money to.

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<v Speaker 1>Hear Jack, Christian is more of a van go vibe

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<v Speaker 1>the money. I'm sorry, Brian, I don't know whether that's

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<v Speaker 1>a burn or praise. I don't understand that. Troy Cogan

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<v Speaker 1>is obviously some sort of art critic. Both not bad

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<v Speaker 1>but Christian. Your colors are a bit heavy, and both

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<v Speaker 1>have horizontal reflections on vertical castings.

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<v Speaker 3>I did think that. I was like, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it was on your tongue, wasn't it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah's is better. Christian looks like a smurf crutch. The

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<v Speaker 1>amount of blue use on the pond, how dare you?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>It is like you've gone, well, water is blue, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? The blue you decided show me the money. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you look online? You can go on Instagram or on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll find us the Christian O'Connell show, So too, Tomorrow's

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<v Speaker 1>show earlier today. As we're looking for contenders. You want

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<v Speaker 1>to come down next Wednesday, find out can you smash

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<v Speaker 1>the tennis ball over the hour? The person that can

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<v Speaker 1>it's seventy meters. You're off to the men's final at

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<v Speaker 1>the awesome Australian Open. As we're chatting to people send

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<v Speaker 1>they're coming down, We've got a call from a guy

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<v Speaker 1>called Gary was telling us about his son who's already

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<v Speaker 1>been practicing. They've marked out seventy meters at the local

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<v Speaker 1>park somewhere, and his son is named after a legend

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<v Speaker 1>of tennis. But not one week I like McEnroe or

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<v Speaker 1>b Hawk or Becka, Stephan Edburgh anyone.

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<v Speaker 6>My son's thirty. His name is Stephani is named after

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<v Speaker 6>the grouag Stephan Edburgh. We've been playing tennis all our

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<v Speaker 6>lives and they basically hell out of me every day

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<v Speaker 6>because he's side too strong and quick to lay.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Ared, I put this way, you even like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like Becha and a Maco, But you were like, who

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<v Speaker 1>is anyway too? On the show? Who are you named after?

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<v Speaker 1>You can email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com

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<v Speaker 1>dot au. We are back tomorrow. It was a joy

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<v Speaker 1>being back with you this morning. We're back tomorrow. Have

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<v Speaker 1>a great day.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast