WEBVTT - MINI: Fragrance Heist gone WRONG 🌸

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<v Speaker 1>I've come up with a heist, right, You know how

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's into fragrances at the moment, fancy expensive fragrance.

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<v Speaker 2>When did this become a thing again, it's TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, everyone wants to try. My boyfriend Stephen wants

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<v Speaker 1>this tom Ford cherry fragrance. Beautiful, very nice.

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<v Speaker 2>So expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>It's expensive fragrance. Anyway, I came up with his grand

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<v Speaker 1>plan to go to a bunch of different like fragrance

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<v Speaker 1>stores at the local shopping center and get a ten

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<v Speaker 1>mel sample at all the different stores. So then after

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<v Speaker 1>five different stores, we got fifty meals and then it's free.

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<v Speaker 2>And then what you pulled them into something and made

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<v Speaker 2>your own little concoction you could.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you have to buy the bottle. Then you're kind

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<v Speaker 1>of cutting your glasses.

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<v Speaker 2>So then I just the amount of effort that is

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<v Speaker 2>required to do this is to create your like the

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<v Speaker 2>poor man's version of one bottle of perfume, and then

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<v Speaker 2>you have what ten different Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But you also know you're at the point of a

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<v Speaker 1>relationship that's really comfortable when I'm okay telling him that,

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<v Speaker 1>like that that's what you want to do? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because any other boyfriend will be like, hey, let me

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<v Speaker 1>buy you this back.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't, like, I want to give you the gift

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<v Speaker 2>you've always wanted, but I don't want it enough to

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<v Speaker 2>pay for it. So let's go around deal ten pill,

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<v Speaker 2>which if I have said it once, I've said it

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<v Speaker 2>ten times on this show. You were a tirer, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>So we got Karma got his bag because we were

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<v Speaker 2>at one store. We're at a meccha, right, a mecha

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<v Speaker 2>do gorgeous, They've got everything right.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was waiting for this lady to get me

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<v Speaker 1>my ten meal sample, which is very demoralizing because all

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<v Speaker 1>they do is get the actual bottle and into this

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<v Speaker 1>little tiny bottle in front of you. Do they?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's there like this bottle and Steve and I

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<v Speaker 1>are wandering around the stot trying on all the different samples,

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<v Speaker 1>and we see this like super expensive handcare cream, like

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<v Speaker 1>your moisturizer, right in your hand, and it's in this

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<v Speaker 1>metal tube, this metallic tube. It's like thirty centimeters tall.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gorgeous. It would be a couple hundred bucks. And

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<v Speaker 1>Stephen says to the lady, can I try this? And

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<v Speaker 1>she goes, it's a sample. You can try whatever you want,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know if you'd want to try that one.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's like, oh, no, I'll try it. So he

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<v Speaker 1>gets this hand cream and he pours it all over

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<v Speaker 1>at the back of his palms and you know how

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<v Speaker 1>you get both your palms together, slightning together moisturize in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of the store. And then he goes, oh, gods, like, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 1>this is it's like menthol like it's hot, and I'm like, oh, really,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it's like deep heat or something. He's like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like real hot and gritty, like it's exfoliating. He

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<v Speaker 1>goes to the lady, is this exfoliating? Is this getting

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<v Speaker 1>all rid of on my dead skin? And she went, hell,

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<v Speaker 1>look no, that's toothpaste. He's put toothpaste on his hands

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of a mecca.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the stupidest thing I've heard. Worse. What did

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<v Speaker 2>he do?

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<v Speaker 1>This lady is store manager, so she freaks out. She's

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<v Speaker 1>clearly just had fresh w hate gens training, so she goes,

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<v Speaker 1>we need to get the emergency's basin to wash her

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<v Speaker 1>hands because she's afraid that he'll get like the second

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<v Speaker 1>degree coldgate burn or something. So you know, like in

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<v Speaker 1>the chemical factory. So they've got the emergency eye wash station.

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<v Speaker 1>She grabs Stephen by the arm, pulls into this and

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<v Speaker 1>washes his hands in the sink and it gets all

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<v Speaker 1>studdy and.

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<v Speaker 2>Go in your mouth and on your lips and your

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<v Speaker 2>fine also imagining you just like like being pulled over.

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<v Speaker 2>And all she sees in your bag is all your

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen different samples that you've stolen of your tom Ford perfume.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was worried, because we were causing all

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<v Speaker 1>this ruckus.

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<v Speaker 2>And he reminds me of the story girlfriend told recently

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<v Speaker 2>where she went she had a perhaps mere done, and

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<v Speaker 2>like you know, they when you have peraps me done,

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<v Speaker 2>they lubricate like the duck billy thing. They stick in you, right.

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<v Speaker 2>And so then she goes afterwards and she goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to use the hand sanitizer, and she

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<v Speaker 2>puts the hand sanitizer on her hands and she rubs

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<v Speaker 2>it in, and then she's like, this hand sanitizer won't

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<v Speaker 2>rub it in. And she's still standing there trying to

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<v Speaker 2>rub it in, and the doctor turned around. He goes, sweetheart,

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<v Speaker 2>that's lubricant. That's definitely not going.

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<v Speaker 1>To rub cut laugh but remember when you put hairspray

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<v Speaker 1>on your arm pits, and then I put.

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<v Speaker 2>In my hand where I got the hairspray and the

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<v Speaker 2>mixed up. I burnt my under arms with hairsprayed and

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<v Speaker 2>they stuck together.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm speaking of chemistry. How's big sale this weekend for

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<v Speaker 1>Father's Day? Next on the show, we're playing a spot

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<v Speaker 1>of Father's Day, Bingo, We're going to see how well

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<v Speaker 1>we know our dads. I reckon, Dad, why would you

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<v Speaker 1>do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I'm calling my husband. You guys can caught your

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<v Speaker 2>dad's but I'm gonna geh, but I'm not gone, Hey daddy,

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<v Speaker 2>That's what Laura said.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad pops this day Bingo. Next on the Pickup