Speaker 1: I've come up with a heist, right, You know how
Speaker 1: everyone's into fragrances at the moment, fancy expensive fragrance.
Speaker 2: When did this become a thing again, it's TikTok.
Speaker 1: You know, everyone wants to try. My boyfriend Stephen wants
Speaker 1: this tom Ford cherry fragrance. Beautiful, very nice.
Speaker 2: So expensive.
Speaker 1: It's expensive fragrance. Anyway, I came up with his grand
Speaker 1: plan to go to a bunch of different like fragrance
Speaker 1: stores at the local shopping center and get a ten
Speaker 1: mel sample at all the different stores. So then after
Speaker 1: five different stores, we got fifty meals and then it's free.
Speaker 2: And then what you pulled them into something and made
Speaker 2: your own little concoction you could.
Speaker 1: Then you have to buy the bottle. Then you're kind
Speaker 1: of cutting your glasses.
Speaker 2: So then I just the amount of effort that is
Speaker 2: required to do this is to create your like the
Speaker 2: poor man's version of one bottle of perfume, and then
Speaker 2: you have what ten different Yeah.
Speaker 1: But you also know you're at the point of a
Speaker 1: relationship that's really comfortable when I'm okay telling him that,
Speaker 1: like that that's what you want to do? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because any other boyfriend will be like, hey, let me
Speaker 1: buy you this back.
Speaker 2: He didn't, like, I want to give you the gift
Speaker 2: you've always wanted, but I don't want it enough to
Speaker 2: pay for it. So let's go around deal ten pill,
Speaker 2: which if I have said it once, I've said it
Speaker 2: ten times on this show. You were a tirer, I know.
Speaker 2: So we got Karma got his bag because we were
Speaker 2: at one store. We're at a meccha, right, a mecha
Speaker 2: do gorgeous, They've got everything right.
Speaker 1: So I was waiting for this lady to get me
Speaker 1: my ten meal sample, which is very demoralizing because all
Speaker 1: they do is get the actual bottle and into this
Speaker 1: little tiny bottle in front of you. Do they?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she's there like this bottle and Steve and I
Speaker 1: are wandering around the stot trying on all the different samples,
Speaker 1: and we see this like super expensive handcare cream, like
Speaker 1: your moisturizer, right in your hand, and it's in this
Speaker 1: metal tube, this metallic tube. It's like thirty centimeters tall.
Speaker 1: It's gorgeous. It would be a couple hundred bucks. And
Speaker 1: Stephen says to the lady, can I try this? And
Speaker 1: she goes, it's a sample. You can try whatever you want,
Speaker 1: but I don't know if you'd want to try that one.
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, no, I'll try it. So he
Speaker 1: gets this hand cream and he pours it all over
Speaker 1: at the back of his palms and you know how
Speaker 1: you get both your palms together, slightning together moisturize in
Speaker 1: the middle of the store. And then he goes, oh, gods, like, Mitch,
Speaker 1: this is it's like menthol like it's hot, and I'm like, oh, really,
Speaker 1: maybe it's like deep heat or something. He's like, no,
Speaker 1: it's like real hot and gritty, like it's exfoliating. He
Speaker 1: goes to the lady, is this exfoliating? Is this getting
Speaker 1: all rid of on my dead skin? And she went, hell,
Speaker 1: look no, that's toothpaste. He's put toothpaste on his hands
Speaker 1: in the middle of a mecca.
Speaker 2: That is the stupidest thing I've heard. Worse. What did
Speaker 2: he do?
Speaker 1: This lady is store manager, so she freaks out. She's
Speaker 1: clearly just had fresh w hate gens training, so she goes,
Speaker 1: we need to get the emergency's basin to wash her
Speaker 1: hands because she's afraid that he'll get like the second
Speaker 1: degree coldgate burn or something. So you know, like in
Speaker 1: the chemical factory. So they've got the emergency eye wash station.
Speaker 1: She grabs Stephen by the arm, pulls into this and
Speaker 1: washes his hands in the sink and it gets all
Speaker 1: studdy and.
Speaker 2: Go in your mouth and on your lips and your
Speaker 2: fine also imagining you just like like being pulled over.
Speaker 2: And all she sees in your bag is all your
Speaker 2: fifteen different samples that you've stolen of your tom Ford perfume.
Speaker 1: That's what I was worried, because we were causing all
Speaker 1: this ruckus.
Speaker 2: And he reminds me of the story girlfriend told recently
Speaker 2: where she went she had a perhaps mere done, and
Speaker 2: like you know, they when you have peraps me done,
Speaker 2: they lubricate like the duck billy thing. They stick in you, right.
Speaker 2: And so then she goes afterwards and she goes, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm just going to use the hand sanitizer, and she
Speaker 2: puts the hand sanitizer on her hands and she rubs
Speaker 2: it in, and then she's like, this hand sanitizer won't
Speaker 2: rub it in. And she's still standing there trying to
Speaker 2: rub it in, and the doctor turned around. He goes, sweetheart,
Speaker 2: that's lubricant. That's definitely not going.
Speaker 1: To rub cut laugh but remember when you put hairspray
Speaker 1: on your arm pits, and then I put.
Speaker 2: In my hand where I got the hairspray and the
Speaker 2: mixed up. I burnt my under arms with hairsprayed and
Speaker 2: they stuck together.
Speaker 1: I'm speaking of chemistry. How's big sale this weekend for
Speaker 1: Father's Day? Next on the show, we're playing a spot
Speaker 1: of Father's Day, Bingo, We're going to see how well
Speaker 1: we know our dads. I reckon, Dad, why would you
Speaker 1: do that?
Speaker 2: Because I'm calling my husband. You guys can caught your
Speaker 2: dad's but I'm gonna geh, but I'm not gone, Hey daddy,
Speaker 2: That's what Laura said.
Speaker 1: My dad pops this day Bingo. Next on the Pickup