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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Sad Brook Bony Brook, filling in for Woods while he's

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Speaker 2: in the African jungle. I'm a celebrity. To get me

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Speaker 2: out of here, continues tonight seven thirty, Channel ten and

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Speaker 2: ten play there seven of them.

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Speaker 1: Left, getting so close.

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Speaker 2: Now, yes we are. We're getting deep, deep into the

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Speaker 2: jungle and deep into the idea of hunger and boredom

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Speaker 2: and all of these things that start to set in

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Speaker 2: in these later weeks of the show, and you can

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Speaker 2: see it on the Woods is wasting away Brook like

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Speaker 2: I'm going to snap him like a twig. I feel

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Speaker 2: like I'm gonna give him a high five and his

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Speaker 2: forearm's gonna fall off when he walks into show. You

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Speaker 2: haven't seen him. Don't just show how much the man

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Speaker 2: pumps iron and how much protein he is because he's

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Speaker 2: here's a twig.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have to win him back onto food.

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Speaker 2: He won't need any he won't slowly introduce the food access.

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Speaker 2: He's so obsessed with it. And one person who would

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Speaker 2: know that more than anyone as the person who left

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Speaker 2: the jungle last night in Deborah Lawrence, who joins right now.

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Speaker 3: Welcome dead, Yeah, Hi, guys, it's lovely to hear your voices.

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Speaker 2: Jeez, we were devastated last night. I was telling you

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Speaker 2: this song. My partner threw something at the TV when

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Speaker 2: you left, and I jogged and said it was my daughter.

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Speaker 2: But it actually was my daughter. She was sitting on

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Speaker 2: the couch. It was the nearest thing and we were like, nope, bugger,

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Speaker 2: it was I'm flashed.

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Speaker 1: Oh so, deb I actually wanted to ask you about

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Speaker 1: the charity that you were raising money for, a very

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Speaker 1: in cancer Australia, because that is something that I'm quite

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Speaker 1: passionate about. I've only just learned about it in the

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Speaker 1: last few years, just how dangerous it is for women,

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Speaker 1: particularly because there's no early detection test. Can you tell

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Speaker 1: us why you're so passionate about it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I lost a very, very dear and close

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Speaker 3: friend seven years ago. Following year, I was asked to

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Speaker 3: do Hell's Kitchen or a charity, and I wanted to

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Speaker 3: meet Marco pa White, of course, but also it gave

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Speaker 3: me an opportunity to raise funds and then subsequently met

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Speaker 3: the glorious women who run it, and then all of

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Speaker 3: the people who came to the event, including some women

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Speaker 3: who were brave enough who stage four a vering cancer

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Speaker 3: and didn't have very much longer to live, who came

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Speaker 3: along to tell their stories at the fundraising events and

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Speaker 3: the awareness events. So now I've met some extraordinary women.

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Speaker 3: It's a terrible disease, no early detection, and just it's

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Speaker 3: a point about raising awareness and a very in Cancer

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Speaker 3: Australia do an extraordinary job of raising funds to help

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Speaker 3: the women that they're assisting, but also they lobby government

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Speaker 3: very hard for research funding and they've been very successful

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Speaker 3: because it's the holy grail. The scientists who discovers the

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Speaker 3: early detection test will probably win a Nobel Peace Prize.

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Speaker 2: So wow, R yeah tickled you before as well. As

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Speaker 2: soon as it came up you were like, I've really

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Speaker 2: got to ask dev about this. I obviously was unaware

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Speaker 2: of how scary it was as an illness.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's like probably not dissimilar to what you guys

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Speaker 1: have been going through over there in the jungle. A

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Speaker 1: bit of bloating, a bit of gas, you know, a

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Speaker 1: bit of pelvic paper. There's literally no way to tell.

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Speaker 1: That's why it's so scary.

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Speaker 3: I mean, my friend was at stage four when she

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Speaker 3: was diagnosed she had absolutely no idea. So they give

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Speaker 3: them five years, and she got the full five years.

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Speaker 4: It's a very.

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Speaker 3: Painful thing to know that your friend doesn't have a future.

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Speaker 3: The survival rate is very low, compared to about forty

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Speaker 3: so very happy to go into the jungle for that reason.

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Speaker 3: I don't think I was ever going to make it

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Speaker 3: to the end. I mean, thank you for everybody's votes,

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Speaker 3: but there are some big personalities in there. I was

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Speaker 3: and how it made me feel. I just felt really

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Speaker 3: mighty and very much in my body when I left.

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Speaker 2: Speaking about being in your body, you did bathe nude

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Speaker 2: every day death, so I mean you really should. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: took that. Was that always a plan when you like,

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean because we were bathing and there's a

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Speaker 3: I mean I took one look and went, oh, yes,

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Speaker 3: that's me, just after dawn when everybody was sleeping, stripping

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Speaker 2: Old, not a problem. Yeah, yeah, and then doing a.

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Speaker 2: After Oh, you're the zep past, you said, what he's

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Speaker 2: really missing me? I'm sure he's missing a lot more

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Speaker 2: than just me, though, because here's my take. Correct me

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Speaker 2: if I'm wrong. But I was watching it last night.

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Speaker 2: I took one look at him, and there's a couple

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Speaker 2: of things going on. It was the noise, things that

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Speaker 3: Well, he's an extraordinary human being, and right from the

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Speaker 3: very beginning, he admitted how how much he's missing of course,

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Speaker 3: That was very emotional for him. He is very hungry,

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Speaker 3: like he's the one that scrapes out the porridge bowl

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Speaker 3: noises like as soon as the food arise, Oh, dare

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Speaker 3: I say this is positively orgasmic. But he did say

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Speaker 3: much I loved food. Yeah, so he's wasting away. All

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Speaker 3: the boys suffered, They really really struggled. He's very good

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Speaker 3: at tolerating everybody, but he's also missing you. And he

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Speaker 3: he wouldn't shut up. Sometimes it was lovely. It was

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Speaker 3: lovely to hear about you. He devoted to your skill

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Speaker 3: that a couple of times. Yeah, okay, but yeah, you're right,

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Speaker 1: Hey, yes, do you think that he'll waive the white flag?

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Speaker 1: Do you reckon? There's a chance that he'll pull the

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Speaker 3: No, I don't think so. He's a very determined young lad.

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Speaker 3: They're now so close to the end, and you know,

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Speaker 3: wondering when he's going to go. It's close at hands.

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Speaker 3: So every time you get up, you pack your bag

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Speaker 3: because I've been I've been named in the three for

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Speaker 3: the last week or two. Pack a bag and oh no,

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Speaker 3: it's Look, I'm very realistic about my usefulness to the

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Speaker 2: I'm very an article today about the amount of people

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Speaker 1: To the streets, I think you underestimate.

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Speaker 3: Well yeah, well that that's flattering too, but it's I mean,

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Speaker 3: I'm very grateful to them, but my fan base may

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Speaker 3: not be as stratisferic as as the others popular people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah so you never know.

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Speaker 1: After nude bathing deb you know, you never know.

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Speaker 3: I've been waiting for a nude role in.

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Speaker 2: A film or two all my career.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, so I think Woody has the potential to

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Speaker 3: go a long way. But Harry's in there and he's

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Speaker 3: become a bit of well that both the boys are a

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Speaker 2: But then Adam and still in there as well. Dead

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Speaker 2: let's not be at all the boys.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but Adam has discovered his dabs, you know. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: their families. But whoever's in that last three their families

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Can I also just say to you, like, thanks

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Speaker 2: of a mother figure. Sometimes you're just the best deb

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Speaker 2: I could talk to you for everybody you didn't feel

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Speaker 2: myself all right. Well, look, if you want to vote

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Speaker 2: I would still love to see him go deep. I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but he'll hang in there. He was really encouraging

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Speaker 2: That's going to be shown.

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Speaker 3: Yeah great, yeah, absolutely so he's amazing, amazing human.

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Speaker 2: Being, so are you. And I think everyone in Australia

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Speaker 2: much for joining Thanks for your time again this South.

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Speaker 2: It's been a pleasure to talk to you, and congratulations

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Speaker 2: and away. It was obviously just a chance you didn't

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Speaker 3: A pleasure, pleasure, love it to chat to you both.

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Speaker 2: Much now, Brook. Yes, I caught up with some friends

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Speaker 2: on the weekend and I've told you this before, but

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Speaker 2: I need to get it off my chest for and

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Speaker 2: so everyone else can join the conversation here. They told

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Speaker 2: me that you're doing my job better than me. What Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: Well, this explains why you've been a little bit testy

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Speaker 1: this afternoon. I need to be a bit more delicate

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Speaker 1: with you. You're fantastic, You're you're the king of it.

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Speaker 2: You don't patronize me.

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Speaker 1: But the prince of it. Oh, you don't like the.

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Speaker 2: Rules, piss off. So what I'm going to do right

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Speaker 2: now is I want to prove that I can do

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Speaker 2: your job better than you.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, all right.

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Speaker 2: So normally, Brooke, you read the news on the Today

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Speaker 2: Show in the morning, do lots of things, but you know,

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Speaker 2: you're a big girl. Now, I've got some audio of

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Speaker 2: you reading in news headline this morning.

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Speaker 1: Here, Oh okay, yeah, I want to hear. There's been

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Speaker 1: a midescare on board an American Airlines flight to Phoenix,

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Speaker 1: Arizona this morning. The flight was forced to return to Columbus,

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Speaker 1: Ohio after a possible bird strike sparked an engine fire.

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Speaker 1: That was you just going and basically raw, just.

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Speaker 1: Well, this is thing. We're building this up now because

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Speaker 2: This because you're better than me at this. So that's true.

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Speaker 2: It's not fair. That's not fair. You can't rock like,

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Speaker 1: This is something you've written for me. Footage from King's

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Speaker 1: know what? Okay, I've got one for you. You think

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Speaker 2: God, I love that so much. All Right, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: You know what. You need to take a deep breath.

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Speaker 2: color matching and particularly like female dress wear is just.

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00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 1: Like, oh, their options are endless.

436
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:09,879
Speaker 2: You know.

437
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 1: One of the great things about being a little girl

438
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:15,119
Speaker 1: is when you do get to choose your own clothing eventually.

439
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 1: It is such a huge thing. I went home back

440
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:20,960
Speaker 1: to the Hunter Valley over the weekend and my little niece,

441
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,359
Speaker 1: Ivy is six. She's been wanting a crop top for

442
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,600
Speaker 1: months and months and months. I guess she must have

443
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Speaker 1: send it on TikTok or something. Anyway, she's been begging

444
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Speaker 1: for it, and they finally succumbed and let her get

445
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Speaker 1: one from cotton On. And I have never seen a

446
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 1: child who thinks they're cooler than what Ivy thought she was.

447
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,920
Speaker 1: Over the weekend, she had sunglasses on her head. She's

448
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:47,200
Speaker 1: wearing a puffer jacket and a crop top. She's nolled

449
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Speaker 1: to wear it outside of the house, but she thinks

450
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Speaker 1: she's so cool and So when my little nephew is

451
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,680
Speaker 1: leaving to go to footy with his mates, she said, Hey,

452
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Speaker 1: do you mind just letting all your friends know that

453
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Speaker 1: I've got a crop top. It's going to be the

454
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Speaker 1: talk of the town, like everyone's going to be whispering. Hey,

455
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,480
Speaker 1: did you hear? Did you hear the news?

456
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:04,880
Speaker 2: Got a crop top?

457
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 1: That's how little girls think of their class.

458
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 2: It's it's value to them, isn't it. So I've got it,

459
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:13,200
Speaker 2: I think some time if she can't, she can't currently

460
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Speaker 2: pick them, so maybe I need to. I don't know

461
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 2: what I need to. I can't put it in a

462
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,320
Speaker 2: crop top yet, can I. She's one, she doesn't want

463
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 2: a crop top. That's where I'm at.

464
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 1: They just want like flowers and bows and stuff like that.

465
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:28,159
Speaker 2: Yeah right, okay, all right, well look Sandra's called then six.

466
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Speaker 2: Good on your sander, because I appreciate this is a

467
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 2: hard thing to nominate yourself for. But what's the worst

468
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:34,920
Speaker 2: thing that you put your kid in?

469
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:42,360
Speaker 4: Okay, don't judge me, so free zone, thank you. I'm

470
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 4: a teacher. I was doing the Christmas concert at school. Yeah,

471
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 4: and Dad was rushing to get them there on time.

472
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 4: Mum was already in the audience. Yeah, rocks up, little

473
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 4: girl in a gorgeous T shirt that they turned into

474
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Speaker 4: a dress on the on the T shirt dress they

475
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 4: thought was cute. Reindies hugging, Yeah they weren't. They weren't hugging.

476
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 1: It's Will and Woody.

477
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 2: I want to see the King.

478
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 4: Just listen, ring and win. Let me live that fantasy.

479
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 1: This is so exciting King's coronation. It's soon, It's very soon.

480
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,159
Speaker 2: Sixth of May. It is June, June.

481
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:36,959
Speaker 1: What the monning was, June?

482
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 2: I did want to walk the line on the weekend.

483
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 2: So I've just got I've got Reese with his spooners

484
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 2: Dune cash in my head. So that's a compliment.

485
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, all right.

486
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you for calling me the wrong name.

487
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,439
Speaker 1: Appreciate it.

488
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 2: So much.

489
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Speaker 1: Thanks, real compliment, all right.

490
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,919
Speaker 2: So the way this works, you get to go to

491
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 2: London with a friend, all thanks to Eddie had Airways

492
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 2: and Channel seven a chance to go five star accommodation,

493
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 2: one thousand dollars spending money. I mean, it is a

494
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 2: truly glorious prize. June for whoever for her managers to

495
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 2: walk away with it now and I've got the number

496
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 2: of someone. I think, yeah, we do.

497
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 1: So you up for this? Yeah, I'm ready.

498
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:36,160
Speaker 2: Okay, you have to introduce yourself as June Bonie.

499
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 5: Okay, hello, is that Stella?

500
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,680
Speaker 1: Stella? I have some very good news for you. This

501
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 1: is June from Will and Woody, and you have won

502
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,439
Speaker 1: the trip to London for the King's Coronation.

503
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Speaker 6: I'm deadly serious. So you're in London with Eddy Hat Airways.

504
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 6: Plus we're going to put you in a five star

505
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 6: accommodation with one thousand dollars spending money.

506
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 1: Does that sound pretty good?

507
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:20,639
Speaker 2: I didn't get your word of that.

508
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 3: Oh oh.

509
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 2: Now we heard that still.

510
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:38,160
Speaker 1: Why does it mean so much to you? Why are

511
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 1: you this excited? It's gorgeous.

512
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 6: I've been trying to get free for gossip.

513
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:58,199
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she said, all right, you're starting to

514
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 2: get into decibel areas, which arguably hard to hear. But

515
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,120
Speaker 2: we're really happy for you.

516
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 1: I want you to know that we're as happy as

517
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: you are.

518
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 2: No worries. Yeah, you're completely indiscernible. I've got no idea

519
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 2: what you're saying, but we're psyched for you. The enthusiasm

520
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 2: is palpable. My god was.

521
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:27,439
Speaker 1: Still excited. So awesome.

522
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,679
Speaker 2: In the question when you were like, why why are

523
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,639
Speaker 2: you so excited? There was twenty seconds of audio, but

524
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 2: she was like, I was like, what what did you say.

525
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 1: To make people's day?

526
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 5: Yeah?

527
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 2: More than that was really awesome, great stuff.

528
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:52,360
Speaker 1: June more willan Woody Goodness. After this, it's the Will

529
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: and Woody podcast.

530
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 2: And now Brook, I want to throw the past Will

531
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 2: because I think he was onto something. He was flying

532
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,879
Speaker 2: and he was just viscerating callers with trash. But anyway,

533
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 2: this woman called out the other day name was Sonya Ali,

534
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,879
Speaker 2: affectionately known to her friends as Sonya.

535
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: Her friends call her Sonya and she actually.

536
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 2: We found that out later on. Anyway, she said this

537
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:15,360
Speaker 2: because she.

538
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 1: Asked us to call it the wind.

539
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 4: If I don't try the bim bags up properly, if

540
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,360
Speaker 4: I don't fight the toilet of a night time, I

541
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 4: hate that.

542
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:27,439
Speaker 2: I hate that. What is it that women don't flush

543
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 2: the toilet at night?

544
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,400
Speaker 1: Because sometimes you forget you're.

545
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 4: Higher than I can't be bothered.

546
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 2: I reckon every time I wake up. I'm sharing a

547
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 2: toilet with Sam. There's toilet paper and a bit of

548
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 2: we in there. But on your past Will. Now, ordinarily

549
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 2: i'd have an issue with making this a gender dispute,

550
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 2: because there'd be two guys in the studio and you

551
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 2: know that's.

552
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: Not what girls. They suck.

553
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 2: No, but hold back for fear of the fact that

554
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 2: people would be like, you know, you show vinistic prick

555
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 2: And that's fair enough. But now that I have you

556
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 2: in the studio here, Brook.

557
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 1: I feel free to absolutely just say everything.

558
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 2: That you're the perfect check system.

559
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: Thank goodness, exactly what I want.

560
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 2: I'm not even going to ask. I'm not even going

561
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 2: to try and raise the contention. You know, thirty one

562
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 2: and six y five call us do women leave toilet

563
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 2: paper in the toilet at night? Because we all know that,

564
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 2: you know it's true.

565
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 1: We know it's true, and.

566
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 2: I'm happy to accept that as a given.

567
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: I'm happy to accept that part as fact. I would

568
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 1: like to offer up a couple of.

569
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 2: Excuses, okay, because this cause this is the quandary for me.

570
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 2: Why because you do it, you're able to flush it.

571
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 2: If it's a number two, you get that done, it's sorted.

572
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 2: It's for number one two reasons, you're either lazy or

573
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 2: you forget.

574
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 1: Okay, let me offer some excuses on behalf of all

575
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 1: of the people who leave their a little bit of

576
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: p and a bit of toilet paper in the toilet.

577
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 2: And you always know that it's that it is women

578
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 2: as well, because the toilet paper.

579
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 1: Is there because boys normally go outside to.

580
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 2: Peter and sometimes we go outside, but it's a toilet

581
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 2: paper because we don't dab. You've got to dab. So

582
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 2: you're going to sort that out.

583
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 1: Okay, I think maybe you should dab firstly? Yeah, why not?

584
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 1: Where is it going? How is it different? Okay? Proved

585
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 1: me wrong?

586
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 2: I want to We've got the shake mate. If you

587
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 2: could shake him back, then you would, Then you would

588
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 2: then you wouldn't be dabbing.

589
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 1: Girls can shake if they want to. But it's actually

590
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 1: just a bit a bit gross. I think, Okay, well

591
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go into this.

592
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 2: I'm not going to get into the anatomy of that

593
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,479
Speaker 2: because that you've baffled me. You've you've baffled a lot

594
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 2: of it's become MythBusters now because maybe that's a segment

595
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 2: for next week. Can you shake your furby and we'll

596
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 2: do that.

597
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: Scientists, we need some sort of physicists. We need like

598
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: not water, where we're going with.

599
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 2: A seismograph to see for.

600
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 1: What on the Richter scale this seat.

601
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 2: It's an extraordinary bit. I didn't know that anyway. We'll

602
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 2: say that for another day, but right now I want

603
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 2: to know why thirty one and six five? Why do

604
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 2: you leave the paper in there when you do a

605
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 2: number one? Why don't women flush after they do a

606
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 2: number one? You want let's save your excuses for up next,

607
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 2: because there's already people calling, and I really want to

608
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 2: get to the bottom of this thirty one and six

609
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 2: five or the front of it. Ahha, there she is

610
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 2: here for another week, brock pony.

611
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm here for another week.

612
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 2: Could be if I bring lunch well, and if you

613
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 2: managed to bring a seismograph in and we can do

614
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 2: the best content of the year thirty one six five.

615
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 1: Seismologists? Please?

616
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 2: Why do women leave toilet paper in the toilet after

617
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 2: they do a number one? I got a note. It's

618
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 2: a I haven't met a person yet, a woman yet

619
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Speaker 2: who hasn't done that, And you manage to do it

620
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 2: with the number two, that's the vexcing thing. You can

621
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 2: sort it out. Then why don't you do it for.

622
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: The pointing directly at me like you managed to?

623
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 2: Don't think I don't don't think I don't check your

624
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 2: cubicles aftere okay.

625
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: I also just would like to reflect on for a

626
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: second that it does sound like you spend a lot

627
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 1: of time checking cubicles toilets after women go there.

628
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 2: It's obviously because when I've had girlfriends in the past

629
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 2: with my current partner Sam, every time you can part

630
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 2: get in the night, I feel like you're like, it's like, oh,

631
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 2: I did the night.

632
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: So it doesn't okay. So I just would like to

633
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Speaker 1: We've got we've got other women who are called up,

634
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: and I do want to get to them, but I

635
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 1: would also like to offer this up on behalf of

636
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 1: all women. We're so busy. We're just really busy. We've

637
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: got a lot on our mind, you know, the mental

638
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: load of all the things that are going on around

639
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 1: the house. We carry that, and so if occasionally we

640
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: forget to flush the toilet as we're just like rushing

641
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 1: off pad.

642
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 2: Is into a mental load thing. That's a cop out,

643
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 2: you know, it is.

644
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 1: I don't know if it is. I think it's It's

645
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: probably the most accurate thing I've ever said, maybe the

646
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: most accurate thing any of you ever heard.

647
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 2: Let's just six It's just got to tail up. Tell

648
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 2: you what, just cint? Why don't you flush?

649
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 7: Firstly? It's so not a cop out.

650
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 1: Don't you think I'm right?

651
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 7: You are? You are one hundred then right?

652
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 2: You think it's a mental load thing that you don't

653
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 2: flash the toilet like.

654
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: You're absent minded. Just in to back me up here.

655
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: You're absent minded. You're just thinking like, oh, I've got

656
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 1: to put a load of washing on. I've got to

657
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 1: hang a load of washing out. Yeah, who knows what else.

658
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 1: I've probably got to make some sort of lasagna with

659
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: egg and pea and it or something like that.

660
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 7: You have so much noise in your brain that you

661
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 7: don't even.

662
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: Realize exactly, but you're flushing a toilet.

663
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 2: It's like an automated thing. Like it's like when I

664
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 2: you know, you don't say when you drive through a

665
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 2: stop sign. Oops, sorry I didn't press the brake. I'm

666
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 2: absent minded. I was thinking about putting peas in alasagna.

667
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 2: Just center like that's it, I do know. I think

668
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 2: maybe just take at the top.

669
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 1: One here just a minute. Please don't implicate me in

670
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 1: these crimes you're committing.

671
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 2: You're backing out.

672
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 1: She's driving through stop signs. I don't want to play any.

673
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:20,319
Speaker 2: Part of that.

674
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,959
Speaker 1: Thanks to the call, we must follow the road rules

675
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:23,319
Speaker 1: to Center.

676
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,280
Speaker 2: Tony, you're slippery, mate, and you're getting you're getting found

677
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 2: out here. You've now swapped sides. You didn't want to

678
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 2: follow your Center into the depths there because you knew.

679
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: You're going to follow her through a stop. So that's dangerous.

680
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:40,280
Speaker 2: Crime was a sometimes you do, guys.

681
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 1: You're using a fake name. That's definitely not her real name.

682
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 2: Carlie is called she might be a woman just Center.

683
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:52,760
Speaker 1: We know Carli backing out. It's a mental load, isn't it.

684
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 7: It definitely is. It definitely is. And you know what,

685
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 7: I'm not going to wake the family up the middle

686
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 7: of the night one Laura, and paper just dissolves in the.

687
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 2: Water, So it doesn't. It doesn't. That's why I know

688
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 2: it's still there. That's why I know it's still there

689
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 2: when I get there.

690
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,399
Speaker 7: I get there using some people must be using way

691
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 7: too much. But I don't have an elephant's bomb.

692
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 2: So you don't have an elephant's bum.

693
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a huge area. I don't need a load

694
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 1: of it.

695
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 7: The absent toilet etiquette does the door both seems both ways.

696
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, that's true because they leave the

697
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: toilet seed up. Don't you don't hear him complaining about that? Hey, Carly,

698
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: I appreciate you supporting me on this because otherwise just

699
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:38,760
Speaker 1: being me against the world.

700
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 2: Can I, Carly? Can I will have got another woman here?

701
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 2: Can I? Also? I just want to cross reference Bonie

702
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 2: on something else. She seems to think she can shake it.

703
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:50,879
Speaker 1: Like in an emergency.

704
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 7: No emergency, and it depends where the location is. Yeah,

705
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,240
Speaker 7: definitely have to shake it, shake and run.

706
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 2: Back Robin talking about going to the toilet, run in shape.

707
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,399
Speaker 2: There's no doubt that we can shake. There's no doubt

708
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 2: about that.

709
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: Corlen just into you're both sounding like we're committing crimes,

710
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: never shaking and running. I'm driving through. Stop.

711
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 2: It's Christina Aguilera on googling.

712
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 1: Sounds like a Wi Fi awakening for you. Why what

713
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 1: well would have been? How old would you have been?

714
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:34,399
Speaker 1: Probably ten?

715
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 2: It's right in the wheelhouse. If it's a shame, he's

716
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:42,879
Speaker 2: not here to defend himself. But they really are. They

717
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 2: really are formative clips for young boys in lots of ways.

718
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,839
Speaker 2: Those nineties film clips to at least in September two

719
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:55,320
Speaker 2: thousand sept year. So when Woody and I were yeah, thirteen,

720
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,359
Speaker 2: that's when that's going out. So all the hormones are

721
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 2: finding all their ways. Well, it's true, and what you

722
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 2: literally know, Hey, it's.

723
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: A genie in a bottle that was too gross even

724
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 1: for me.

725
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 2: Oh and you'll never know what that was. You'll never

726
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 2: know what that was. Bony revealing a little bit of herself.

727
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 2: The Ellen DeGeneres treats her producers like shit. Is a

728
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 2: real dickhead behind closed doors, saga continues, Well, one day

729
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 2: they'll play that audio in your trial when they've got

730
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,280
Speaker 2: you here she is, she's just been a statistic bitch.

731
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: That was glad that we've got this audio because for

732
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: my defamation trial against you, we're going to need it.

733
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: We're going to need You're going to need it to

734
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 1: protect yourself. You won't be able touch quite litigious. Okay,

735
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to say it.

736
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 2: Probably litigious. Yeah, so now that guys Brook is a

737
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 2: lovely person. I shouldn't have to say that, but she's

738
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 2: been great. Now let's get down to what I think

739
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 2: is probably the most pressing issue for the show. And

740
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 2: you know, we are very honest with you guys in

741
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 2: the podcast. Tomorrow's Anzac Day. Tomorrow is Anzac Dat. So

742
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,399
Speaker 2: Brooke and I you know, you guys listen to the show,

743
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 2: you'll know that we're going to be playing best of

744
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 2: and a few other interviews that we've had on the

745
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 2: show together, and some of the hot piping hot gear

746
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 2: that we've had on air together, Brook, So that'll be

747
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 2: tomorrow's show, So you won't get a podcast closer tomorrow, guys.

748
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 2: But the big question for me, though, Brook.

749
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 3: Is.

750
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 2: If Wood he leaves I'm a celeb tonight, what the

751
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:25,799
Speaker 2: bloody hell are we going to do on the radio

752
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 2: show tomorrow.

753
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 5: I don't know.

754
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 2: I don't think that's been thought of.

755
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 1: Okay, so you know, I'm not really between us. I'm

756
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 1: not really a details person, so I actually don't know

757
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 1: what happens. Yeah, I have no idea. If you tell

758
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 1: me to be somewhere at a time, then I'll be

759
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:48,360
Speaker 1: there and I'll show up and work. But I don't

760
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:53,479
Speaker 1: know whether or not it means that then maybe you

761
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: take the rest of the week off and Wood, you know,

762
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 1: I do the show. You haven't.

763
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 2: To stress that just suffer bones for a week and a half. Mate,

764
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 2: You can imagine if just comes back. I call him

765
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 2: and I go, I know you need some time with

766
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 2: your partner and your daughter, but you're gonna have to

767
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 2: get in the chair because I've had enough.

768
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,400
Speaker 1: He sees you and he feels, you know, you're like,

769
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 1: oh no, he's so scrawnny, and it looks like he's

770
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: having had a rough time. He sees you and then goes, mate,

771
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,720
Speaker 1: are you okay? What's wrong?

772
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 2: Down to and just told me I've been clenching that

773
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 2: I've been stressed, and I'm sure you've contributed to that.

774
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 2: But in all seriousness, are you stressed about him at all?

775
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 2: In the jungle about Woody?

776
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,320
Speaker 8: You're trying not to think about it, aren't you?

777
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 2: Because you miss him struggle. I do struggle to watch

778
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 2: him at the moment because I know I know what

779
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 2: he's like. I know what his mask looks like. And

780
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 2: he's got it on.

781
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: Oh mate, that's really that's heavy.

782
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got it on big time.

783
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:57,439
Speaker 1: I think he's really thinking that. Do you think he's like, Okay,

784
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna I'm gonna white knuckle this until the yes,

785
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 1: I'm going to get through.

786
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's what he does.

787
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, But like it's just a TV show at the

788
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 1: end of the day. So do you think if he

789
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: like he's taking it so seriously that he's just like, no,

790
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 1: I've got to get through.

791
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a pride thing. Yeah, it's a pride thing

792
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 2: big time. So he's like so he's.

793
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 1: Very like, do you like how I'm like surprised to

794
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 1: hear what pride is?

795
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,399
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, interesting, why because you haven't got.

796
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: Any No, it's just the first that I've heard about.

797
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 1: It is coming out of your mouth, prideless. I'm choking.

798
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 1: I was originally talking about myself, but then when I

799
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: could see you were going to turn me, I could

800
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: so I put the thing down, flipp it and.

801
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:49,280
Speaker 2: Reverse goat work. No, but I was talking about Woody

802
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 2: before you made about yourself. So you know, I can

803
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,879
Speaker 2: see that he's upset and I reckon. But that's why

804
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:00,839
Speaker 2: he gets obsessed with things that he can like work

805
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 2: hard at and achieve at. So like exercise, like.

806
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: The control, he'll control the things exactly.

807
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 2: Loves challenges, loves working at something that he can work out,

808
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 2: So that's what he'll be seeing it as. And he

809
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,760
Speaker 2: would have told himself that he would have set himself

810
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 2: up for that and that's his process. But it's it's

811
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,760
Speaker 2: it's unbuckling, it's it's it's currently I can see the pillars.

812
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 2: I can see the pillars of the of the temple crumbling.

813
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,879
Speaker 8: And also for the challenge tonight, he always said that

814
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 8: he was was would struggle letting people down in the team,

815
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 8: and so he's now on this thing where he thinks

816
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 8: that he's in real danger of his family. But he

817
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 8: also if he doesn't do it, he's letting down the

818
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 8: team back at home. So that's why when we played

819
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,439
Speaker 8: that audio so much again, break he's in his head.

820
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:48,279
Speaker 2: He's in his head.

821
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: Imagine that. Okay, so when he's he's literally thinking that

822
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 1: he could fall to his death.

823
00:41:55,000 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 2: That is so intense. Everything changes when you've got a daughter.

824
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, previously I reckon I would have just run out

825
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 9: there and not worried so much.

826
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's.

827
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 9: Just the idea of hurting myself now is really really scary.

828
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 1: It's full on, isn't it.

829
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lot, and it's hilarious also that he's

830
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,320
Speaker 2: on solid ground there while he's saying that how have

831
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 2: they tricked him?

832
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 8: How have they got but how have they got him

833
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 8: to believe that he could actually hurt him.

834
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they've got fans. They just like blow their

835
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: hair out. Oh so windy up here.

836
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,839
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah they probably yeah yeah.

837
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: And also as an eagle flying right next to us.

838
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 2: Jeez, you're wasted on radio, mate, I tell you what

839
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,240
Speaker 2: I mean. You can do anything to say that. Virtual

840
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 2: reality for you, I reckon, but like a live sound effects,

841
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 2: video games, that sort of thing, get in there. You're

842
00:42:59,200 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 2: in the wrong job.

843
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 1: I think that's so many times.

844
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 2: Actually you're in the wrong job.

845
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,240
Speaker 1: That particular phrase.

846
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 2: Really well radio, I think actually could be a good

847
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 2: gig for you. You're doing well. But how have they

848
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 2: got him to feel like that week he's broken.

849
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:21,919
Speaker 1: They'd be so dopey, like they're not feeding them as well,

850
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,919
Speaker 1: Like you've got so in your own head.

851
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 2: I saw him on the camera. So they did this

852
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 2: thing if he didn't say it, but they did this

853
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 2: thing where they got these people to run in there

854
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 2: and do really annoying things in the camp, and they

855
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 2: weren't allowed to look at them. So they did this

856
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 2: thing where they messed up their beds, and they got

857
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 2: someone to play a recorder in there really loudly, and badly.

858
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 2: And I saw his interview in the diary room afterwards,

859
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 2: and he was That was the bit where I was like,

860
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 2: I saw it there. He wants out. I reckon, if

861
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,839
Speaker 2: Remy and Mim go over there for the last three

862
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 2: I reckon, he'll see them and just go Thanks. I

863
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,240
Speaker 2: made it this far, That's all I need, I reckon.

864
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 2: Oh knows though the dementia thing that's his charity means

865
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 2: a lot to him. Find out tonight. I suppose this

866
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 2: is a huge like for another show, but check it out.

867
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,839
Speaker 2: I suppose you already listening to our podcast. So what

868
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 2: am else are we going to say? Yeah? Interesting? I

869
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 2: feel sorry for him, though, I am interested though, bones

870
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 2: you stick around for the rest of the week, don't you.

871
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Speaker 2: What's your contract? What's your contract? Mate?

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Speaker 1: Do I look like I read contracts to you?

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Speaker 2: You are very you are very litteager though.

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Speaker 1: The teachers. The teacher lat teach us, I'm like a

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Speaker 1: cool spicy drink, like a sister of a Margarine. It's

876
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Speaker 1: sort of like but it's a bit spicier and it's

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Speaker 1: a bit more potent, I teach us.

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Speaker 2: I think the sounds like a diet pill that you

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Speaker 2: would take or like an effervescent tablet like Lucas aid

880
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Speaker 2: or something.

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, that's true trademarked. Don't you dare think about

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Speaker 1: doing that.

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Speaker 2: We're going to le because we're going to get out

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Speaker 2: of here Brook. Thanks so much.

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Speaker 1: Hey guys, thank you well.

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow booy