WEBVTT - MINI: Mars Bar vs Milkway

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, this is the Christian Oconnell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see the moon last night? Please tell me

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<v Speaker 1>you saw it?

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<v Speaker 3>I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I did this morning, So like some kind of eclipse.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a little slither beautiful blood moon, very rare.

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<v Speaker 4>Nightmare though powerful, crazy crazy bright night couldn't slope properly

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<v Speaker 4>last monthing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's this strange atmosphere.

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<v Speaker 2>The weather was square, yes, wizard of in the morning,

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<v Speaker 2>then clearing yesterday afternoon, suthing, then bizarrely mild ye, like

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<v Speaker 2>when you're in a tropical country or something. Before there's

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<v Speaker 2>a made of thunderstorm and the atmosphere is heavy with irons.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, a lot of irons.

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<v Speaker 2>Feel there was iron netic crackling, static static. If I

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<v Speaker 2>was an evil baddie, I'm not, but if I was,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be harnessing this right now in a strange laboratory.

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<v Speaker 2>But again, just for the record, I'm not so relaxed, everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>I was at the servo station the.

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<v Speaker 2>Other day filling out with fuel and by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>why can't that be easy getting out of the car

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<v Speaker 2>with that clanky hand putting it back in.

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody, No, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Why can't you get with the vacuum where you press

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<v Speaker 2>the button and just retracts its own lead to that?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, that scientist do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, as I was going into pay, there was a

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<v Speaker 2>guy leaving who'd ordered a mass bar and I don't

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<v Speaker 2>mean the fun size, a proper fist full of Mars.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's trady and he was chomping it down, crack crack,

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<v Speaker 2>three bites gone.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I know it's like legend. That's like, wow, it's

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<v Speaker 1>too much for me, one of those big ones.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, those days are long behind me as a teenager. Sure,

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<v Speaker 3>crazy young kid, but yes, you can be doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>In the eighties in the UK, Mars Bars had a

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<v Speaker 2>big national TV campaign. The slogan was a Mars Bar

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<v Speaker 2>a day keeps the doctor away.

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<v Speaker 1>So I always thought, alrighty, I'm not stupid. I have

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<v Speaker 1>these to keep that doctor away.

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<v Speaker 2>And my parents double down, and my mum was a nurse,

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<v Speaker 2>she should have met her.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would the mask operation?

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<v Speaker 2>You would never get away with that. Now, a Mars

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<v Speaker 2>Bar day keeps the doctor away. I was like, thank

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<v Speaker 2>you Mars Bar.

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<v Speaker 1>A first defense against illness and viruses.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember that though. I remember the ad a Mars Day,

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<v Speaker 4>and I forget the other people.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, it was work, rest and play, work, question

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<v Speaker 1>and play.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we've got some of the old adverts here and

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<v Speaker 2>here's the Mars Bar.

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<v Speaker 1>One have listened to this.

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<v Speaker 5>Mars is now ten, still only forty cents recommended retail.

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<v Speaker 1>Banger. However, I'm more of a Milky Way guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, yeah, I love that lighter, softer, more digestible.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's more digestible.

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<v Speaker 3>I think as you age, I'm finding myself moving into

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<v Speaker 3>the Milky Way territory more. It's not as sweet, it's

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<v Speaker 3>not too sweet. It's softer, yeah, es yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And a beautiful appetizer served on the plate to impress

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<v Speaker 2>the neighbors.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I think it's the insipid chocolate bar.

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<v Speaker 5>I find the mass bar too thick, dense, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>keep going with the caramel chopping and coat.

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<v Speaker 1>Thick.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you do with a milky bar Mars bar? You

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<v Speaker 4>can make Mars Bar slice, true deconstructed. I used to

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<v Speaker 4>it school.

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<v Speaker 1>Jones. The microwave and ice cream.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, actually, Mars Bar ice cream is really nice in

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<v Speaker 2>the microwave.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's all like a ice cream soupy owey.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no milky bars, just like in your mouth's perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean digesting it for a year, A tiny Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got more room for leafy greens.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly. I took my eighteen year old.

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<v Speaker 2>We went and had dinner last night, right, just me

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<v Speaker 2>and her, and we were ordering food and we had

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<v Speaker 2>the menus with Muma's here. She insist that we ordered

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<v Speaker 2>some greens Father's Day. About that stuff. I saw the

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<v Speaker 2>waitress looking at me like Judge went, I'm joking.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course happened. I was just a lesson. I was

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<v Speaker 1>testing her. We'll have that side those greens.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, we eat all the food, the greens haven't been touched,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I have to do this performance. So it's

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<v Speaker 2>responsible to the Can I have those to go? She goes,

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<v Speaker 2>you want me to box these? They're in the fridge

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<v Speaker 2>at work. You know what, I've never touching. I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to lead them in there. My food is always getting stolen.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an experiment this week. See if anyone tucks into

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<v Speaker 2>those leafy greens. So you two males bark fans. Way,

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<v Speaker 2>I have, but it's too small. It's too muchy not.

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<v Speaker 4>Nothing, alex is it.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't expect that's what it is. Yeah, it is

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<v Speaker 1>thinking men's mask.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're right, it's it's the air of nobility, about nobility.

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<v Speaker 1>It's for everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, it's not we need foot soldiers real they're with

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<v Speaker 2>their chunky, thick now gart based and there's more.

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