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Speaker 1: It's a woman woody podcast, Mimi.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rush or just can't be

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Speaker 2: bothered listening to them blather on for half an hour.

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Speaker 3: Put a bit of a smile your dial. If you

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Speaker 3: are on lockdown, We've got something bit special for you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's going to be a prank call, which actually

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Speaker 4: involves our boss tone. But before we get into that,

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Speaker 4: before we play the English music four tone, and before

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Speaker 4: he talks, he does love to talk, we should talk

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Speaker 4: about why we're doing this. And there was a story

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Speaker 4: today about a streaker at an Indian cricket match who

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Speaker 4: was dressed fully as an Indian cricket player and was

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Speaker 4: trying to convince everyone that he was in fact part

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Speaker 4: of the Indian team.

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Speaker 1: It's just a chat. I'm an India player. What you're

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Speaker 1: talking about picking my shirt? It's very funny.

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Speaker 4: He was clearly drunk, but it's inspired us will to

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Speaker 4: bring in our boss tone into the studio and tone.

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Speaker 1: You are English very much.

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Speaker 4: So okay, do you think if you called someone off

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Speaker 4: your phone and you started speaking to them that will

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Speaker 4: and I could then start speaking. We'll all take turns

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Speaker 4: and the person would believe that it's just you speaking.

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Speaker 5: I don't know it, and do it the accent I

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Speaker 5: don't know.

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Speaker 1: To the accent that sounds a bit like you don't.

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Speaker 1: That sounds pretty good. So I think we could be

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Speaker 1: on here.

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Speaker 4: Like if we just start passing the ball around. So

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Speaker 4: we just keep talking to this person, okay, and then

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Speaker 4: we'll point at each other to throw the ball, and

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Speaker 4: for everyone listening in their cars, effective, we've got a ball.

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Speaker 4: Now we can pass the ball around the ball so

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Speaker 4: effectively the audience at home will hear a ding every

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Speaker 4: time we pass the ball.

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Speaker 1: And then hopefully we can pull off this phone call.

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Speaker 5: Who are we calling?

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Speaker 1: Who would you like us to call? Tone? Well, thinking

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Speaker 1: we could call your wife, she would know yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, off the table. What you're thinking?

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Speaker 5: Sam in sales?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sales works in sales. What we call them about? Uh?

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Speaker 5: I speak to him quite often about ideas that you

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Speaker 5: have on the show, so he can go and pitch

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Speaker 5: him to clients. So we could talk about random ideas.

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Speaker 6: There are half a chance he's going to come on

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Speaker 6: and be like, right, you sound like Christian, a bit

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Speaker 6: of a fusion of Tony and Jeremy Clarkson.

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Speaker 4: Right now?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 1: So so we'll get Sam on the phone. Yeah, let's

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Speaker 1: just go back to you and me. English so much fun, right,

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Speaker 1: So what would you how would you normally start?

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Speaker 5: I would probably talk to Sam. He's just moved into

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Speaker 5: his new house at the weekend, so I probably have

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Speaker 5: the house. I gotta be quick, A couple of ideas,

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Speaker 5: chatting with the boys.

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Speaker 3: Quick, couple of ideas, chatting with the boys.

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Speaker 1: Then passed the ball it was and we start thinking

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Speaker 1: of volgeers. This could go bad.

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Speaker 5: Perfect.

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Speaker 3: We're talking about a streaker over in the UK, a

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Speaker 3: guy who just walked onto the field in an English

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Speaker 3: cricket out fit, and obviously they spotted him very quickly

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Speaker 3: and he was kicked off the field despite his protestations.

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Speaker 1: Now you and I want to do an audible version

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Speaker 1: of that exactly.

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Speaker 3: So we've got our boss Tony in here, who.

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Speaker 2: Is British, so.

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Speaker 1: That the test is where are you from in the UK?

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Speaker 6: Six?

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Speaker 1: And always sound a lot from no.

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Speaker 5: No, maybe I sound like you?

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Speaker 1: Yeahs halfway.

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Speaker 4: So you're going to call Tony the head of sales,

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Speaker 4: Sam Harris, and effectively you're going to start talking to

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Speaker 4: Sam and then we're just going to pass the ball.

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Speaker 4: Here so then Will's going to start talking. Then I'm

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Speaker 4: going to start talking. For everyone listening at home, you're

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Speaker 4: gonna hear a ding every time we passed the ball.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then the question is just how long we

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Speaker 3: can keep him on the phone fine for and actually

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Speaker 3: believing that we are all you tony?

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Speaker 1: Okay, alright, Coick, drive on here. What are you gonna say?

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Speaker 5: Hey, Sammy?

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Speaker 1: All right, you're right, Bud, You're right man.

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Speaker 5: How was how was the weekend?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 1: That's great mate?

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Speaker 2: Uh right, we're not going to get fast ship alight,

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Speaker 2: let's just try How are you good?

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Speaker 6: I'm just getting Jack some exercise at the park.

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Speaker 5: Have you got a few sex.

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Speaker 1: Chat with the boys earlier?

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Speaker 5: Right? Then there Willman Woods. They've got some cracking ideas

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Speaker 5: that you might be able to get some sponsors on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah awesome.

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Speaker 4: Alright, So the first one I think I pitched there

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Speaker 4: was signing about dressing up like lions.

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Speaker 6: Mm hmmm, yeah, so I'm not really sure exactly what

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Speaker 6: lions are that they're like in a I think there's

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Speaker 6: a Lion King three coming out?

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Speaker 3: Is that right?

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Speaker 1: That's not you, tounny, Yeah, yeah, would.

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Speaker 5: Just come out of a breeze meet and they've got

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Speaker 5: this random, random idea of like lions being in a

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Speaker 5: cage and feeding listeners to them.

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Speaker 6: I know.

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Speaker 5: Check out the second one. They want to play the

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Speaker 5: world's biggest game of tug of war.

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Speaker 1: That's it, like as a rope from the studio.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, lay it out all the way to Sydney and

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Speaker 4: then have a tug with Kyle.

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Speaker 1: That's brilliant. Is that a tag like they have a

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Speaker 1: tug with Kyle? Yeah, like working tit or working title.

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Speaker 1: I think, how what is the idea with lions?

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Speaker 5: They go to the zoo and they open up the

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Speaker 5: cage and they give thirty seconds and see who would

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Speaker 5: go in there and get the cash from the lion's cage.

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Speaker 1: I know, but there obviously wouldn't be lines in there.

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Speaker 4: Well, we'll make them believe that the lines are real,

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Speaker 4: but in actual fact it's just Will and Woody dressed

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Speaker 4: up as a lion.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty funny, yeah mate, I mean, look, they're actually

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Speaker 2: pretty funny.

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Speaker 1: They're they're pretty good. I don't mind it. Happy to

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Speaker 1: take all that stuff out?

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Speaker 3: What do you mean, my?

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Speaker 5: What's that? What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean why take it out? What? Well

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Speaker 1: you said take we're going to take it down.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean by that?

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Speaker 4: We can take it out or to pitch take the market?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what is going on?

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Speaker 5: Sam?

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Speaker 1: It's Will and here you guys are idiots?

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Speaker 6: What do you?

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Speaker 3: And I were just subbing out of the of the

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Speaker 3: phone call there, So that was it was either me talking,

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Speaker 3: Woody talking or Tony talking all the way through.

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Speaker 5: You got onto immediately, Yeah, Sam, Yeah it's Tony. Which

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Speaker 5: one sounded more English?

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Speaker 1: Will or Woody?

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Speaker 4: Ah A little column, a little bit columb I think.

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Speaker 3: I don't think that the differentiating factor between Woody and

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Speaker 3: I was necessarily the accents.

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Speaker 1: It was more the ideas.

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Speaker 4: So I was genuinely loving that.

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Speaker 1: You knew it came off the rails member.

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Speaker 6: He was like, yeah right, we'll just running rope from

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Speaker 6: Sydney to Melbourne.

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Speaker 1: In Mourning the Boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know you want to