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Speaker 1: It's Will and Woody podcast mini.

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Speaker 2: Elton John got a bit of a looking at Molly

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Speaker 2: Meldrim's Small Goods on Friday night. G wells, we'll get

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Speaker 2: into that very shortly, but before we do, Elton did

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Speaker 2: have a beautiful tribute to the icon of Australian music.

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Speaker 3: We've had tears, we've had laughter, or we've had friendships

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Speaker 3: that's lasted so long, and I want to teach tribute

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Speaker 3: to it because I don't think anyone from Australia has

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Speaker 3: done more for music and Australia than Molly Melvine.

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Speaker 4: I love you everything you've done to more.

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Speaker 2: Nice. Yeah, it was really really nice. He then goes

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Speaker 2: into he with Molly up on stage with him. He

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Speaker 2: goes into singer version with with Molly kind of for Molly,

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Speaker 2: sort of an event of the Bitch's back. Halfway through,

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Speaker 2: Molly pools his pants down. Now that's totally wild, totally

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Speaker 2: totally wild done, and Molly apologized and said more of

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Speaker 2: a case of the idiot is back in his words,

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Speaker 2: but Molly's.

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Speaker 1: Is a true professional though.

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Speaker 5: Elton just sort of he just kept going with the

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Speaker 5: chin and he had a nude Molly literally centimeters.

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Speaker 2: I don't think, you know, but what a rogue penis

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Speaker 2: next to Elton's face is necessarily something that he's not

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Speaker 2: used to, you know what I mean. The other thing,

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Speaker 2: it was particularly rattling for him. He's had penises in

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Speaker 2: his peripheries before. Anyway, he goes Molly's eighty, Molly's eighty five,

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Speaker 2: moll He's eighty five.

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Speaker 4: His pants down on stage.

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Speaker 1: Not a bad toush for an eighty five year old.

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Speaker 4: A tissue paper as.

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Speaker 1: Well, there's a slight tissue papers to it.

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Speaker 5: But it looks quite smooth really when you break it

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Speaker 5: down at eighty five. If my bottom looks like that,

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Speaker 5: pretty comfy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, nice, that's all I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: Very good.

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Speaker 2: Now he's eighty five years old. I think it's a

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Speaker 2: pretty wild thing to be doing for an eighty five

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Speaker 2: year old. And I really to focus in on this

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Speaker 2: because I know I've got friends who have worked at

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Speaker 2: nursing homes before. I've got a lot of people that

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Speaker 2: have worked in old people's homes before, who I have

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Speaker 2: got the wildest of stories about old people.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and that's what I want to hear right now.

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Speaker 2: Okay, great, thirteen one oh six five, have you or

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Speaker 2: do you work in a nursing home or an old

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Speaker 2: people's or a time and home, whatever you want.

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Speaker 4: To call it. Yeah, what's the wildest thing you've seen

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Speaker 4: an old person?

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Speaker 6: Though?

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Speaker 1: I guess it's sort of the last chance to do

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Speaker 1: something wild, isn't it?

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Speaker 4: It is one hundred percent you're.

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Speaker 5: The age of eighty and you go, I've always wanted

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Speaker 5: to try insert this, Yeah, once I'm on a skyte call.

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Speaker 5: Oh sorry, I meant like, insert wild being not taken out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've said that, Paul, All right, let's get to

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Speaker 1: the call show.

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Speaker 7: It's Will and Woody, wildest thing you've seen in an

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Speaker 7: old person's home, And.

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Speaker 2: That's because Molly Meldrem eighty five years old. Molly Meldrem

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Speaker 2: unbelievable pull his pants down on stage with Elton John.

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Speaker 4: They did get the version.

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Speaker 2: Of the bitches back together, his pants around his ankles,

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Speaker 2: totally wild.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I had a skype call with my grandparents.

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Speaker 2: Were you loving at the transition the Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Well on skype with my ground wait for it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and they obviously didn't realize it was like.

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Speaker 4: A visual video element camera came on. They were both

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Speaker 4: Lemon Party dot com. Oh that was sorry, they.

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Speaker 1: Were yeah, fully noted.

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Speaker 5: So we quickly put the laptop and then there was

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Speaker 5: a phone call made and it was like, we can

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Speaker 5: see you're gonna have to put some clothes now. I

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Speaker 5: can standing in front of him sitting, which yeah, just

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Speaker 5: get that visual in your head.

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Speaker 1: They're on chairs. Well, this is the point that I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to make. Well, his mum doesn't like this story

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Speaker 1: being told.

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Speaker 4: But here we are, so just naked in the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: Fully fulling. Not in the kitchen.

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Speaker 5: They've got like a room in the retirement home. They've

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Speaker 5: got like their room, you know, so that was naked

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Speaker 5: in there. But I am assuming from that though we're

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Speaker 5: asking about the wild things. I reckon they orders walk

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Speaker 5: around starkers in the nursing home. I just think when

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Speaker 5: when when visiting hours are over, all of them get nude, right,

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Speaker 5: and it's just a big nerd party, right, I don't

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Speaker 5: think that. Why would they naked scot that's a question.

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Speaker 3: Did I think they did?

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Speaker 4: I think they were trying to.

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Speaker 3: Show off a bit.

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Speaker 8: Did you see your very briefly, Sorry, that's the weirdest story.

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Speaker 4: On topic. Yeah, no, it's banging on topic. We're talking

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Speaker 4: wild things. You've said in nursing homes, Brooke.

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Speaker 6: What you got, I'd actually healthcare contract Alfred and a

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Speaker 6: bunch of nursing homes. And the first time I ever

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Speaker 6: walked into a dimension and I looked down the corridor

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Speaker 6: and there was this old man quite naked in his

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Speaker 6: store frame, having a good old type of himself.

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Speaker 4: O wild the smiling way.

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Speaker 2: If that really brings it home to the flourished dominary,

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Speaker 2: thanks the cool Brook.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to kel here.

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Speaker 4: Just really he was just driving Miss Daisy in the

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Speaker 4: hallway with.

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Speaker 1: It in the doorway. Let's go to Kelly here.

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Speaker 5: Kelly, you used to be a volunteer at every time

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Speaker 5: at home and you saw something a bit wild.

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Speaker 6: Yes, So we had a lovely old gentleman. He was

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Speaker 6: probably about seventy five seventy six years of age, and

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Speaker 6: it's very clear you should live on level three of

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Speaker 6: a five story facility. He was in an electric or

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Speaker 6: a motorized wheelchair, and every Thursday, without fail, he would

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Speaker 6: be driving down the corridor naked with a lollipop in

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Speaker 6: his mouth, screaming as two all three people tried to

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Speaker 6: catch him. And the wheelchair is actually quite fast, and

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Speaker 6: you know he used to go around the corners and

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Speaker 6: there'd be people cheering him on. Just every Thursday we

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Speaker 6: look out sales.

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Speaker 4: It's a good time. They all get naked.

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Speaker 1: Will you had to go before?

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Speaker 5: We need to get some old people on the show

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Speaker 5: tomorrow to like to uncover this whole thing hours or

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Speaker 5: off or I reckon. What happens is they're all naked,

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Speaker 5: having a jolly old time and there's an announcement going

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Speaker 5: your relatives are coming, and they'll.

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Speaker 1: Go back to their rooms and get closed dead.

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Speaker 5: Sit could be right, that's two calls.

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Speaker 4: Your is your grandpa still nursing? Yea, yeah, could we ask.

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Speaker 1: Him bloody oath? We could, bloody oath? We could all right, great,

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Speaker 1: well tomorrow, yeah, on the show tomorrow. Done love that.

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Speaker 6: Really.

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Speaker 5: He's pumped about the tennis starting watches a lot of tennis, obviously.

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