WEBVTT - FULLSHOW! What it's like to be attacked by a shark!

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<v Speaker 1>Laura come on Monday, is here, Welcome and pick up everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>ill things in Chemistlare has a great savings every day.

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<v Speaker 1>What a day it is, Oscar's.

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<v Speaker 2>Day ninety fifth Oscars not any Oscar fifth and the

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<v Speaker 2>first Oscar posts. Will smith S slap famous Slackgate.

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<v Speaker 1>Posted the Oscars in LA today and we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>unwrap them coming up later on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think the more unwrapped them.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't unslap once you've been slapped slap Gate And

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<v Speaker 1>there's a heated debate going on here at the pickup

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<v Speaker 1>as whether or not he should all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Well, Lady Gaga also performed absolutely incredible. Big fans

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<v Speaker 2>of Lady Gaga here.

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<v Speaker 3>Very stripped back, very peared back appearance and everything. I've

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<v Speaker 3>got some feels going to learn on therazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Just a T shirt all right now. Next on the show,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a very interesting guest someone that I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't heard of him, Brett Connellen. He is the

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<v Speaker 1>survivor of a shark attack here in Australia, vicious shark attack.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a new documentary out on stand and I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it's a it's something you don't hear you don't

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<v Speaker 1>hear this story very often, so we'll ask him all

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<v Speaker 1>about it. He's joining us next at the Pickup around Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the pick Up via Monday Afternoon right around the country.

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<v Speaker 1>Here at Kiss with Britt, Laura and Mitch. She got

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<v Speaker 1>Blackmore's executive beat Stress Formulas two fifties available now at

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<v Speaker 1>Chemist Warehouse for just forty seven ninety nine. Always read

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<v Speaker 3>We're doing something.

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<v Speaker 2>A little bit different this time, guys. Now, you guys

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<v Speaker 2>might know something about me. I used to in my

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<v Speaker 2>younger years, was an avid surfer and I used to

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<v Speaker 2>travel all around the world surfing. I had some really

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<v Speaker 2>close encounters with sharks in my time. I had to

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<v Speaker 2>get out in Tasmania of a surf colmp because there

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<v Speaker 2>was a huge great white there. I've had some pretty

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<v Speaker 2>close calls. But there's a new documentary out that has

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<v Speaker 2>got me just on the edge of my seat. It's

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<v Speaker 2>called Attacking Life, and it's a documentary about Brett Connellan

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<v Speaker 2>who survived a shark attack. And we have him on

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<v Speaker 2>the line right now. Brett, Hi, Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Brett.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, guys, thanks for having me nice to be here.

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<v Speaker 1>Where do we start?

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<v Speaker 2>What made you? What made you want to put this story,

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<v Speaker 2>this crazy story into a documentary.

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<v Speaker 4>I had a lot of people tell me to write

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<v Speaker 4>a book, and I thought I'd do something a little

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<v Speaker 4>bit different. And I've always been interested in films, So

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<v Speaker 4>the documentary made a lot of sense to me, telling

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<v Speaker 4>it the way that I wanted to be told, but

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<v Speaker 4>then also having something that's valuable, because I think if

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<v Speaker 4>I told it to rite at the start and it

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<v Speaker 4>started to just be about the attack.

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<v Speaker 3>Brett, you were only twenty three when this happened, so

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<v Speaker 3>it was seven years ago that you were attacked by

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<v Speaker 3>a shark. Can you tell us what happened on that day?

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<v Speaker 4>It was a regular day for me. I went for

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<v Speaker 4>a surf that afternoon, just to wash off the day

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<v Speaker 4>that I'd had at work, and I was just working

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<v Speaker 4>with one of my good friends, Joel, and that's really

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<v Speaker 4>where it all changed. So I was just sitting out

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<v Speaker 4>the back waiting for the next set. I was just

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<v Speaker 4>sitting there admiring sunset when it all happened, and it

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<v Speaker 4>hit me from the right side with immense force, threw

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<v Speaker 4>me off my board and before I could even figure

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<v Speaker 4>out what had happened. I looked down as a shark

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<v Speaker 4>biting my leg and that's that moment where you know

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<v Speaker 4>what was probably only five seconds probably of actually been

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<v Speaker 4>bitten by this shark, but for me, it felt like

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<v Speaker 4>five minutes. And it's such a You have all those

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<v Speaker 4>those imprints from that moment because you're taking sunlight information,

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<v Speaker 4>things like you know the feel of the shark's skin,

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<v Speaker 4>the lack of sound, the look in its eyes that

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<v Speaker 4>stick with me. I mean again, I was as unlucky

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<v Speaker 4>as you can be in that moment, incredibly lucky, lucky

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<v Speaker 4>to have Joel actually surfing with me that afternoon. He

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<v Speaker 4>heard my screens for help and decided to paddle towards

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<v Speaker 4>the danger. I'm not something that you know is going

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<v Speaker 4>to be the response until you confronted with that saved

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<v Speaker 4>my life that afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I lost a friend a few years ago,

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<v Speaker 2>now many years ago. He was my abor and a friend.

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<v Speaker 2>He was actually eaten by a shark on these coast

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<v Speaker 2>of Australia as well. Did you you know this saying

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<v Speaker 2>that the shark that's going to attack you you don't

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<v Speaker 2>see like because if they've let you see them they're

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<v Speaker 2>more inquisitive and they're cruising around and they say, either

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<v Speaker 2>shark that actually wants to attack you comes from underneath

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<v Speaker 2>and you don't see it. So did you not even

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<v Speaker 2>clock that there was a shark out there that day?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I think a lot of people have the

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<v Speaker 4>you know, the jaws recount of what a shark attack

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<v Speaker 4>should be like and you see the fin approaching you

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<v Speaker 4>through the water, and it's not like that at all.

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<v Speaker 4>One thing that I've gained from my experience is a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of respect for sharks and just how good they

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<v Speaker 4>are at what they do. And I know that's a

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<v Speaker 4>strange way to gain that respect, but that's something that

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<v Speaker 4>we really hope to include a movie as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Rat What sort of injuries did you get from this?

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<v Speaker 5>So?

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<v Speaker 4>I lost three quarters of my left cord muscle, the

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<v Speaker 4>biggest muscle in our body. It's one that's responsible for

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<v Speaker 4>straightening our legout as we moved forward. So for me,

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<v Speaker 4>losing that large chunk of muscle is going to cause

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<v Speaker 4>significant challenges in order to just walk again, to be active,

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<v Speaker 4>and then to obviously get back in the water and

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<v Speaker 4>surf again. And that was the motivator trying to prove

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<v Speaker 4>the doctor's wrong. And to be able to have the

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<v Speaker 4>leg in the first place and not having it amputated

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<v Speaker 4>is one thing. To be able to survive is another thing.

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<v Speaker 4>But to be where I am today and have a

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<v Speaker 4>fully functioning leg, it takes a lot of work to

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<v Speaker 4>go into that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, if you want to get that documentary, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>it's available now on stan Attacking Life. A very interesting

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<v Speaker 1>story that not many live to be able to tell.

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<v Speaker 1>So Brett canell and thanks for coming on the pick up.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks Brett, thanks for having me stand by next the

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<v Speaker 1>ninety fifth Annual Oscars going down in Los Angeles. We've

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<v Speaker 1>got all the goss, all the glits, all the glimmer

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll unpack it on the pick up next Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>On the pick up, this is kiss right around Australia. Britt,

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<v Speaker 1>Laura and Mitch here thanks to chemists warehouse, great savings

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<v Speaker 1>every day. Now listen, guys, it's Oscar's day. What a day.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like everybody here was hooked to the TV

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<v Speaker 3>and in the what do you call that the office?

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone?

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<v Speaker 3>I guess he's not getting an Oscar.

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<v Speaker 1>Laura, but all those things that people are sitting on

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<v Speaker 1>Jess were.

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<v Speaker 3>In the office. Everyone was like, oh, hanging around the

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<v Speaker 3>TV not doing any work, watching the Oscar.

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<v Speaker 2>Because the Oscars is a big event, and it's the

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<v Speaker 2>first year post the slap Gate.

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<v Speaker 1>It is celebrating all the big moments in cinema. Slapgate

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<v Speaker 1>was last year was Smith fifth and Quith Rock and

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<v Speaker 1>with a really upsetting moment for so many Fifth Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's an upsetting moment here is today for some

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<v Speaker 2>of us. Not Mitch or I spoiler, but Laura Burn's

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<v Speaker 2>upset that it was meant. Jimmy Kimore mentioned it in

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<v Speaker 2>his feet.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not upset. So Jimmy Kimmel, he hosted the

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<v Speaker 3>Oscars this year, did a brilliant job. I just think

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<v Speaker 3>that they could have gotten through the whole thing, through

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<v Speaker 3>the whole awards ceremony and not mentioned Slapgate. I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like we've done it, We've spoken about it, and I

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<v Speaker 3>just think it was the low hanging fruit of comedy.

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<v Speaker 3>This is what he had to say about it.

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<v Speaker 5>If anyone in this theater commits an act of violence

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<v Speaker 5>at any point during the show, you will be awarded

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<v Speaker 5>the Oscar for Best Actor and permitted to give a

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<v Speaker 5>nineteen minute long speech now, But seriously, the Academy has

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<v Speaker 5>a crisis team in place. If anything unpredictable or violent

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<v Speaker 5>happens during the ceremony, just do what you did last year. Nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>I disagree.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it would be a travesty to have let

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<v Speaker 2>this one slid on by. I think it had to

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<v Speaker 2>be mentioned. There had to be a nod the first

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<v Speaker 2>big event, and it's the elephant in the room.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's like us doing the show and not talking

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<v Speaker 1>about how horrific Britney's laugh is like, we have.

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<v Speaker 3>To Heavens forbid we let that happen. Well, we almost

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<v Speaker 3>got through an entire show without talking about it, and

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<v Speaker 3>you slid it in.

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<v Speaker 1>It was literally the biggest moment from last year they

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<v Speaker 1>had to talk about slap gike.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was just a very easy joke to make.

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<v Speaker 1>He should have come out in like boxing headgear, just

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<v Speaker 1>like a head helmet, like a padded helmet. That would

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<v Speaker 1>have been really fun.

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<v Speaker 3>He's just on the whole entire show with two security

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<v Speaker 3>guards standing on our head. Yes, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's also a weird ceremony because Lady Gaga performed, and

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<v Speaker 1>people are a bit confused online because we saw her

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<v Speaker 1>on the red carpet, arrived to the double looking one

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<v Speaker 1>million dollars gorgeous gown, and then she gets up to

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<v Speaker 1>perform halfway through the show and she's in a T

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<v Speaker 1>shirt and jeans from j J.

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<v Speaker 2>No makeup because she was on the red carpet with

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<v Speaker 2>like beautiful makeup, impeccable red lip, and then she had nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>She took everything off, she stripped it back.

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<v Speaker 1>She was just in a T shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's a real power move because it's really like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need a single thing because I'm that talented.

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<v Speaker 2>My voice does it all for me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I think.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree with you, Britt. I think that like her

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<v Speaker 3>presence on stage, she has the most incredible it's unbelievable

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<v Speaker 3>her voice, and that she gets this standing ovation. But

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<v Speaker 3>it was the most simple performance it was. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>it was a really beautiful and paired back. There was

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<v Speaker 3>no lighting, there was no like fancy kind of distractions.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just her and her singing, and it was

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<v Speaker 3>something spectacular to watch.

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<v Speaker 2>I might turn up to the next show if I

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<v Speaker 2>ever get invited to un to stand a T shirt

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<v Speaker 2>and see what happens. Maybe people talk about.

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<v Speaker 1>Logi celebrate that. They're like, yeah, coming in. Never do

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<v Speaker 1>wear anything on.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine rocked up to the logis in just a T

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<v Speaker 3>shirt and no makeup. We'd never get invited back in it.

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<v Speaker 1>No one knows who I am.

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<v Speaker 3>That just because someone was escort me in soun's broken in.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, listen next to the pickup, Laura, you've seen

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<v Speaker 1>a TikTok that's really got you going.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Look, I want to know what is it that

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<v Speaker 3>you've been lying to your kids about. Because there's a

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<v Speaker 3>couple in the States and they've had to lie to

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<v Speaker 3>their children to save themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>I lie to my dog all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>She's all I've got.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, you're a good gear. She's not.

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<v Speaker 1>Close as a guess. All right, that's next to the pickup.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the pick up Monday afternoon here at Kiss Britt,

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<v Speaker 1>Laura and matche tanks to Chemist Warehouse. Get Blackmore's Executive

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<v Speaker 1>for just forty seven ninety nine and always read the

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<v Speaker 3>I have a question for you both. Do you remember

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<v Speaker 3>back in the day when you were very little ever

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<v Speaker 3>having in the conversation with your parents about the birds

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<v Speaker 3>and the bees.

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<v Speaker 1>I sure do. Unfortunately, Yeah, but you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Into my retina and my memory.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well I want to know how they approached this.

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<v Speaker 3>But I came across a TikTok on the weekend of

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<v Speaker 3>a beautiful family in the US. It is a mother

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<v Speaker 3>and father who were doing something in the bedroom, some

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<v Speaker 3>noise being made, and this poor little girl overheard have

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<v Speaker 3>listened to this? Did you know it?

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<v Speaker 4>My our door was closed.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry like you, Oh no, I'm not hurt.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry that scared you. I thought you were so asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>She thought she was hurt, so upset.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you how do you answer this? What do

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<v Speaker 3>you say you're doing? Mummy's not hurt, Mummy's okay. Mummy

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<v Speaker 3>was just happy that dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Was doing his job, wasn't he She was.

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<v Speaker 3>Screaming about the lack of washing up or something. What

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<v Speaker 3>do you what do you even say?

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny, because what's the age that you have the

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<v Speaker 2>actual conversation. Like I I was at my early days,

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<v Speaker 2>I was the stalk used to come that's how so

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<v Speaker 2>that's yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like the very cliche though, isn't it well.

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<v Speaker 2>I imagine it was probably under the palm. I imagine

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<v Speaker 2>I probably caught them out and I was like, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a stalk.

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<v Speaker 1>Was too practical. I'm like, but you still have always

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<v Speaker 1>said I was a big baby, and how did the

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<v Speaker 1>bird fly? And what sack was I? How did a carry?

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<v Speaker 1>And the beak is so small?

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<v Speaker 3>I feel, does anyone remember Dumbo? That's what happens at

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<v Speaker 3>the beginning of Dumbo. It's very Dumbo where I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>if they could carry an elephant, they can carry you.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, that's probably why that works.

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<v Speaker 1>The best party is that little girl in about seven

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<v Speaker 1>eight nine years is going to be in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of class. It's just going to hit her. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>her parents were doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Then she's gonna be traumatized.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that one night that I thought the door was

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<v Speaker 1>locked because they were wrestling.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the reason why I thought this was so cute

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<v Speaker 3>because Marley, so she's three and a half now with

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<v Speaker 3>my daughter, we have a friend who's pregnant at the moment,

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<v Speaker 3>and so she's very interested. Anytime she sees a big belly,

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<v Speaker 3>she's like, oh, is there a baby in there? But

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<v Speaker 3>we're in the car the other day and she's in

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<v Speaker 3>the seat behind me, and she goes, mom, how does

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<v Speaker 3>the baby get in the belly?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, and that's when we're going through

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<v Speaker 3>a tunnel. Three and a half. Though, I was like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I want to be that family that's very open to

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<v Speaker 3>having like a prop a conversation. I want to be

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<v Speaker 3>the family that three and nine is too young. So

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, when daddy and mummy love each other

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<v Speaker 3>a lot, sometimes a baby appears. Now my child thinks

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<v Speaker 3>that they just spontaneously pop into a belly.

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<v Speaker 1>They just spawn out of nowhere.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just born from love, which isn't a lie. They are,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, sometimes they're we're from love, from love. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>they are from.

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<v Speaker 1>One night stare. When I was a kid, I asked

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<v Speaker 1>my dad and he said, you were but a twinkle

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<v Speaker 1>in my eye, And for years I thought that's where, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you came from his eyeboni, I came from

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<v Speaker 1>his retina.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Head to the pickup dot com dot au and tell

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<v Speaker 1>us what did you lie to your kids about? For

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<v Speaker 1>your chance to win a five hundred dollars chemist ware

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<v Speaker 1>House gift card.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I can't wait to hear these because they're always

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<v Speaker 2>so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Always, and then you never expect them. You never expect

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<v Speaker 1>these little lies to come out. Like you've got kids

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<v Speaker 1>and the things you have to lie about on a

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<v Speaker 1>daily basis.

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<v Speaker 3>You always say you're not going to lie, you're not

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<v Speaker 3>going to be that type of parent. But we're all

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<v Speaker 3>that type of parent.

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<v Speaker 1>You're all liars. Yeah, that's the moral of this story.

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<v Speaker 1>Every parent is a lie and is based on all

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Head to the pick up, get some cash,

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<v Speaker 1>and we will see you guys tomorrow. Right, Will and

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<v Speaker 1>Wood your up next. I'll drive you home.

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<v Speaker 3>Bye.