Speaker 1: Welcome to them. Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Wine's food, isn't it.
Speaker 3: There's a mic drop, but then there's a possum drop.
Speaker 4: Fun for everyone is they're in the colder sack.
Speaker 5: I've seen too much.
Speaker 1: Christian Show, Gold one, O four Pine three.
Speaker 5: Come on a Friday mornings, The Christian O'Connell's show on
Speaker 5: Girl Good Morning, jack Boast Morning, Guys, Coome Morning, Patsy.
Speaker 5: How is everyone feeling about their weekends? Have we got
Speaker 5: good stuff lined up? Jackie Boy.
Speaker 3: I'll be taking my son swimming for the first time. Excellent,
Speaker 3: He's he's actually been swimming. Sorry with but I'll be
Speaker 3: there for the first time.
Speaker 2: That's a beautiful bond of time.
Speaker 4: So much fun.
Speaker 5: They love all little babies love going swimming, and it
Speaker 5: wears them out.
Speaker 4: They get really tired.
Speaker 3: That's what happened. So last week was his first swimming.
Speaker 3: He only they did is put him on a kickboard
Speaker 3: essentially and push him around the pool. But he came
Speaker 3: back as if he'd swam.
Speaker 4: And then I drunk with tiredness. And all they know
Speaker 4: is a couple.
Speaker 5: Of leg kicks the essentially and like a life ring,
Speaker 5: you know, there's being pushed around and a couple of
Speaker 5: like splashes and stuff like that, and they're like, this
Speaker 5: is tiring.
Speaker 3: So what can I expect to because he can't do
Speaker 3: that much here he's only six months old.
Speaker 5: I ate so much some of my favorite memories of
Speaker 5: taking the girls when they were young swimming. The thing is, though,
Speaker 5: is what you'll find is it takes quite a lot
Speaker 5: to organize because it's like getting them ready right, and
Speaker 5: it's those locker rooms as well, and the otfit change.
Speaker 5: You've got an outfit change and you've got to get
Speaker 5: all the gear in the locker and then suddenly you'll
Speaker 5: take the key out and then you remember there's something
Speaker 5: you needed in there.
Speaker 4: You've got to get back in there.
Speaker 5: And then afterwards, when they're all wet and soggy, they
Speaker 5: just demand that they're fully changed and out of there,
Speaker 5: having hot chocolate immediately, like no, no, no, We've got
Speaker 5: a couple of stages to go through. We've got to
Speaker 5: wash you through, the hair dry you. And then when
Speaker 5: obviously I had two daughters, like one of them would
Speaker 5: stand in a pair of their clean knickers in that
Speaker 5: changing room on the floor.
Speaker 4: They were like, why have you done that?
Speaker 5: And so but then afterwards when you go and have
Speaker 5: a little hot chocolate together or and something that it's
Speaker 5: just it's magical. I'm really looking for the Both of
Speaker 5: my daughters still talk about when I talk about when
Speaker 5: we talk about favorite memories, they still talk about the
Speaker 5: time the first time we were having a swimming pool
Speaker 5: and we heard the call out for code brown.
Speaker 3: What a great family memory on a tea chat.
Speaker 5: It's like if I had to think about the top
Speaker 5: five times of laugh so hard.
Speaker 4: It was a Saturday morning.
Speaker 5: I still remember it was a Saturday morning and suddenly
Speaker 5: there was like a tannel announcement of a coke brown,
Speaker 5: and I could see, like the young lifeguards, because they're
Speaker 5: already young, aren't they swimp polls at the weekend, like
Speaker 5: teenagers going, everyone out the poll, everyone out of the pool,
Speaker 5: and the girls going, what's going on?
Speaker 4: What's going on? What's going on? I think that means
Speaker 4: there's a book. They start gigging, because kids find that
Speaker 4: stuff real at this appear of the book, what do
Speaker 4: you mean, let's go and find it. They can't do
Speaker 4: any harm.
Speaker 5: So I start pushing them and you know, towards it,
Speaker 5: and they got like their little floaty rings on them
Speaker 5: trying to find the third and they go there it
Speaker 5: is you see it, Bobby. It was like a log
Speaker 5: and it was breaking off, like making off, and then
Speaker 5: they were going, they were going. Turn us around. It
Speaker 5: was like turning around to around, trying to save them
Speaker 5: and get them away from them the poop because they
Speaker 5: were like so many people panicing getting out. It comes
Speaker 5: like having a tidal thing that bombing along towards us.
Speaker 5: So I was like chucking the two girls up onto
Speaker 5: the side, trying to get them out as the turd
Speaker 5: was coming a bit nearer to us.
Speaker 3: So, I mean, there's a heaps ahead of my day.
Speaker 5: What I'm saying is, don't go to toilet do a
Speaker 5: poop in the pool today.
Speaker 4: Gordon will have a great time.
Speaker 6: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: I've got a really good weekend. I'm really really excited
Speaker 5: about this weekend. However, now everything has changed because yesterday
Speaker 5: I had to go and buy a new home printer.
Speaker 5: There can be no hope, there can be no joy
Speaker 5: anymore in my life because I've been told today that
Speaker 5: I must report home since the show finishes.
Speaker 4: And set up the new printer. And it's just like
Speaker 4: I can't Friday.
Speaker 3: When you come face to face with w Land whatever.
Speaker 5: That means, that Land network that you're like, I don't
Speaker 5: remember what I did four and a half years ago.
Speaker 4: But the printer we did o was is just gone.
Speaker 4: It's just crap.
Speaker 5: The bed it was going to cost like five hundred
Speaker 5: bucks to repairent. Yeah, that's what I got quoted five
Speaker 5: hundred repair. It was like, I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 5: I can get brand new one for a fracture of that.
Speaker 5: So I went to office works yesterday got a new
Speaker 5: printer and all I'm thinking.
Speaker 4: Is I've got to set this beast up.
Speaker 5: And Sarah goes, this is your area and no one's
Speaker 5: area of expertise.
Speaker 4: She said, it needs to be done today.
Speaker 5: The kids got homework to print off today, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: that's the weekend done. This could be my entire weekend
Speaker 5: trying to put that thing together.
Speaker 3: You know what I should have told you this, Andy
Speaker 3: Lee's got a print. I don't know what it is,
Speaker 3: and he swears by it. He said, you know your
Speaker 3: podcast where you stuff of Allegen, we talk to people
Speaker 3: about their three favorite items. He said, I really wanted
Speaker 3: to bring my printer in I think they're more sentimental items.
Speaker 3: He was like, I love this printer. Everybody complains about
Speaker 3: their printer, and one never gives me.
Speaker 5: More buying a new one. All right, let's get into
Speaker 5: double thumbs up Friday. Whill we go around the team
Speaker 5: and share what we're into at the moment. Patsy, what's
Speaker 5: it for you this week?
Speaker 2: If we've got to a really cool show on Prime
Speaker 2: and Amazon this week? Are you afraid of the dark?
Speaker 2: If I was to describe it, I would say, excuse me,
Speaker 2: it's a bit, a little bit like Stranger Things for kids.
Speaker 3: I remember it when I was a kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we're just getting onto it now, Jack. I
Speaker 2: thought it must have been new, but like, there's several seasons,
Speaker 2: isn't there that's out?
Speaker 3: What do you mean nineties?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not new. It's been around for a while.
Speaker 5: A new show now, I won't bother. Now it's a
Speaker 5: by date for content.
Speaker 4: All that melt will have gone off by now.
Speaker 2: No, but it's got a very sort of new look
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 3: It's very strange thing. They just reached. Yeah, heartbreak High.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is a newer season, but we've gone right
Speaker 2: back to number one. It's about the story of these
Speaker 2: kids and they've got like the Midnight Club and they
Speaker 2: get together and tell ghost stories and then they kind
Speaker 2: of come true. It's no, it's brilliant. It's really well made.
Speaker 2: Do you remember launched in ninety Why can I do
Speaker 2: something old?
Speaker 5: You carry? I mean, yeah, I'm going to recommend to
Speaker 5: be watching a movie called et that Little Brown Alien.
Speaker 5: There's a new actor called Steve Guttenberg. You know what.
Speaker 5: It's in an Academy of Police Officers. I've gone match
Speaker 5: in which one please Academy one. There's a whole load
Speaker 5: of them.
Speaker 2: I wasn't aware that we had to do like current
Speaker 2: this week release shows. I'm sure we've done old stuff,
Speaker 2: but I think.
Speaker 4: It was just an unwritten sort of understanding.
Speaker 5: If we're going to recommend stuff, we're not going to
Speaker 5: recommend stuff that I saw thirty years ago.
Speaker 2: Well, it's new to me.
Speaker 4: I just remember something I saw when I was twelve.
Speaker 5: It was good Star Wars. It's new to me and
Speaker 5: it Check your local cinema.
Speaker 3: And I don't want to give too much away about relationship.
Speaker 5: I'll just read this book at the moment called the Bible,
Speaker 5: and I don't know spoiler notes, but he comes back
Speaker 5: at the end.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, if you've got ten to fifteen
Speaker 2: year old, they're going to love it. It's something we
Speaker 2: can all sit together and watch. I don't care how
Speaker 2: old it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because there's nothing else to watch.
Speaker 5: So sure we're going to go back into deep cuts
Speaker 5: thirty years ago from the.
Speaker 2: Ninety All right, so moving right along the second thing
Speaker 2: this week?
Speaker 4: What is it now?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I have found well.
Speaker 5: The wheel, I've recently come across a wheel, the wheel
Speaker 5: and fire.
Speaker 2: I have found this kick ass new carpet cleaning. You've
Speaker 2: both got dogs. Our front room where there's carpet. The
Speaker 2: only room where there's carpet in the house is Feral's
Speaker 2: just wreck it feral from dogs from kids order used
Speaker 2: to drink apple juice in there. There's all these black
Speaker 2: dots on it. And I was in the supermarket last
Speaker 2: week in the cleaning aisle, one of my favorite aisles.
Speaker 4: And one of the actually a phone in one day.
Speaker 5: What is your favorite is the cheese?
Speaker 4: I find it.
Speaker 5: Really nice and chilled there the chillar cabinet there, but
Speaker 5: it's all that possible.
Speaker 2: Cheese chocolate, Yes, sorry.
Speaker 4: Yeh, you and your favorite was the cleaning.
Speaker 2: I was looking for d scala, which is the you
Speaker 2: think it would be with the coffee, but it's not.
Speaker 2: It's in the clean in the cleaning stuff anyway. So
Speaker 2: I came across. I was looking at this Vanish oxy
Speaker 2: action carpet cleaner in this packet, and the lady was
Speaker 2: unpacking the shelves and she goes, oh, oh, that stuff's amazing.
Speaker 2: And I said, what do you mean and she said, oh,
Speaker 2: you've got dogs. And I said, I've got a dog.
Speaker 2: She said, trust me, it's like cocaine for your carpets.
Speaker 2: They will they will love it.
Speaker 4: Doesn't even make sense all night sleep.
Speaker 2: So what you do? It's brilliant. It's got little holes
Speaker 2: in the thig bag. And you sprinkle it over your radio. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you sprinkle it over your carpet. And I thought, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: makes it smell nice. It probably won't clean it. Leave
Speaker 2: it for fifteen twenty minutes. Put the stick dice in
Speaker 2: over it.
Speaker 4: Oh my lord, really, what does it do?
Speaker 2: It's like cleans it do you? Yep? All the apple stains.
Speaker 3: Are gone, is right.
Speaker 5: One of my daughters spilled an entire like takeaway coffee
Speaker 5: thing right on this beautiful rug. We treat uself to
Speaker 5: my wife and I right at the start of the year,
Speaker 5: left it there all night.
Speaker 3: I thought she clean up in the morning.
Speaker 5: I'm still now, what kind of brain you clean up
Speaker 5: a stained coffee? Every night we go into our little
Speaker 5: room and sounding like there's that vivid too in shroud
Speaker 5: of our kids stood at this age ruining anything nice.
Speaker 1: We have Christian Connells Show podcast.
Speaker 5: We're doing double Thumbs Up Friday. We go around the team.
Speaker 5: It's about the things we're into at the moment. Jackie boy,
Speaker 5: what is it for you this week?
Speaker 4: Mate?
Speaker 3: Two books that I love. I just read the new
Speaker 3: Stephen King book later his.
Speaker 4: Do you know what? Right?
Speaker 5: I had to do something a couple of years ago
Speaker 5: about Stephen King talk at a debate because some people
Speaker 5: are quite snobbish about his success. I think he's an
Speaker 5: amazing right. Do you know he's written.
Speaker 4: Sixty five books?
Speaker 5: Sixty five book yeah, and he sold over like four
Speaker 5: hundred million copies. He's done some brilliant ones, you know,
Speaker 5: from Misery to the I Didn't Know and Search stuff.
Speaker 5: He wrote The Green Man as well.
Speaker 4: Did he stand by me? Shaw? Shampia as well. It's great.
Speaker 5: There was a book he had out about ten years
Speaker 5: ago which you should definitely read. He spent four decades
Speaker 5: trying to nurture this idea about the assassination of JFK
Speaker 5: and could someone if someone went back in time to
Speaker 5: alter it and he not be assassinated. He went four
Speaker 5: decades working out and then finally got the idea and
Speaker 5: wrote the book. It's called eleven twenty two sixty three.
Speaker 5: It's brilliant and I'm Stephen King Books, all right.
Speaker 3: I will definitely check that out. This one's called Later.
Speaker 3: And then the book you mentioned last week, I've been
Speaker 3: listening to the audiobook of Jeanette mccurthey.
Speaker 4: That's my favorite book of the last couple of years.
Speaker 3: I'm glad my mum died.
Speaker 5: You've got it, read it or get the audio book
Speaker 5: is incredible, But the book is the reason why it's
Speaker 5: like you go on Amazon, there's five thousand, over five
Speaker 5: thousand now five star reviews. It is an amazing true
Speaker 5: life story that's you know, at times you feel bad
Speaker 5: for laughing, but her jokes about her life growing up
Speaker 5: as a teenage megastar in a couple of big Disney shows.
Speaker 3: It's unbelieved, it's great. And then the last one I
Speaker 3: mentioned is Hamish Blake. Our friend has a new podcast
Speaker 3: called How Other Dad's Dad? And perfect for me as
Speaker 3: a new dad. I actually took a lot of gems
Speaker 3: away from this. It comes out today. First episode is
Speaker 3: with Rob Sitch and I honestly write down three or
Speaker 3: four things that will try to kills.
Speaker 4: It's really good, all right for me?
Speaker 5: This week double thumbs up brilliant documentary on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 5: It's called The Sound of Double O seven. It's the
Speaker 5: history of all the Bond songs over sixty years. They've
Speaker 5: got like Billie Eilish Billy Arlich is in quite a
Speaker 5: bit actually how you actually make a Bond song and
Speaker 5: how they made one, because you know she makes most
Speaker 5: of her songs with her brother Phineas Yeah, who's like
Speaker 5: a producer and co writer. They sent it in and
Speaker 5: they never heard anything back because they didn't like the song,
Speaker 5: and then they had to fly hand Zimmer out to
Speaker 5: help try and make the song even better. And it's
Speaker 5: her talking about what it's like to actually make a
Speaker 5: Bond song and a song. There's some brilliant talking there.
Speaker 5: You've got Daniel Craig in there lots of the different
Speaker 5: artists Shirley bassey've made brilliant Bond songs over the year.
Speaker 5: It's just really interesting about how songs are made and
Speaker 5: all the great different songs. You forget how many awesome
Speaker 5: James Bond songs they've been over these, from Adele to
Speaker 5: Juran Duran Jack. Why, yes, there's been some awesome ones.
Speaker 5: Chris cornail As Will did a brilliant one from Soundgarden.
Speaker 5: So yes, it's called the Sound of Double O seven.
Speaker 5: It's like an hour and a half. It's amazing. And
Speaker 5: the other thing is also I mentioned this last week,
Speaker 5: just how good Bad Sisters. It's on Apple and I
Speaker 5: tell you what the great thing was it. It finished
Speaker 5: last Friday and you can go and watch it whenever
Speaker 5: you want. It's one of those rare shows. You know,
Speaker 5: someone as you watch a brilliant show and you're nervous
Speaker 5: about how they're going to end it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially because they give you so many clues that
Speaker 3: make it's so curious.
Speaker 5: And it was so good you think there's no way
Speaker 5: the last episode can keep up with all this momentum
Speaker 5: and all the red herrings. And there's about six at
Speaker 5: least six different outcomes, right, yeah, Plus you think they're
Speaker 5: not going to do something where that the person just
Speaker 5: died naturally or something like that, But actually was the
Speaker 5: best episode was the last one. It's not many shows
Speaker 5: you see that, so can't recommend that. Enough Bad Sisters.
Speaker 5: On Apple TV.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Every week we give away one thousand dollars for Corn
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Speaker 5: to view and test drive. Maybe get there early if
Speaker 5: you plan to do it all three hundred before you
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Speaker 5: that they show you all three hundred.
Speaker 4: He said, all already got three.
Speaker 5: Hundred of checking offline to demand keep account on them.
Speaker 5: That's two hundred and fifty where the other fifty. The
Speaker 5: man on the radio said, there's three hundred of me
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Speaker 4: All right, here are some of our favorite calls this week.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hello, Christian O'Connell show. Well Hella Holler of
Speaker 1: the week.
Speaker 5: Joe, what's your toy injury story?
Speaker 7: Sure of my older brothers were at home and playing
Speaker 7: cricket with the pororlcue. My oldest brother, Chris, he hit
Speaker 7: the ball for six and he went to make his
Speaker 7: runs point the end of the porcu went straight through
Speaker 7: his second.
Speaker 5: It's not designed to keep poor cubs up, that's for sure, Katrina.
Speaker 5: So what's your markup day story for us?
Speaker 8: Well, I'm a teacher, so over the years I've seen
Speaker 8: this you, but I think one of my favorites was
Speaker 8: about well or thirteen years ago when I was working
Speaker 8: in the country. I don't know how the kids managed it.
Speaker 9: So they managed to relocate the principal's entire office onto
Speaker 9: the roof of the school, Lee.
Speaker 4: Do you know any food freaks nice to work with?
Speaker 10: The boat Stewie who would take a boy to go
Speaker 10: off and then he pulled a chocolate begin in there,
Speaker 10: and then every time you take another bite he would
Speaker 10: refill the to go off.
Speaker 11: With chocolate begin.
Speaker 5: That's crazy.
Speaker 12: He thought he was killing two birds with Unstein Christian.
Speaker 5: Collar of the Week food breaks.
Speaker 4: You and I need to have an out of the chat.
Speaker 5: I've had another message from que all right, let's giveaway
Speaker 5: one thousand dollars. We're going to give it to you, Katrina.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, are you serious? Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: Katrina. You're a teacher. You had some great stories when
Speaker 5: we were talking about muck up Day. This week you've
Speaker 5: won the cooler week. You've got one thousand dollars in cash.
Speaker 8: Oh fantastic. Thank you so much.
Speaker 13: Guys, that's right, thank you for calling us.
Speaker 4: And what are you going to do with the money.
Speaker 8: Well, I'm just about the move apartments. Actually, I've just
Speaker 8: got my first apartment, so congratulating. Really thank you. It'll
Speaker 8: go really handy towards staycle or something for the apartment,
Speaker 8: or just even chang on me moving cast some things.
Speaker 4: Brilliant. Good Trina, Thank you very much. Good luck with
Speaker 4: the move.
Speaker 6: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast today.
Speaker 5: The lines are open whenever you want to cool it.
Speaker 5: And playing an annoying instrument over the phone, whatever that
Speaker 5: is where there's a clarinet, I'm sure there's some people
Speaker 5: listen right now, are going.
Speaker 4: Oh day, I love the sound of my clarinet, Then
Speaker 4: please play for us. Educate me.
Speaker 3: I grew up with a clarinet in the household, my
Speaker 3: youngest brother, and it would squeak whenever he hit a
Speaker 3: wrong note. It would squeak with this insane high pitch,
Speaker 3: and you'd always blame the creed.
Speaker 5: Joe, it's my Reid.
Speaker 3: I have no idea what that means, but I know
Speaker 3: he always blamed the raid and he was the worst
Speaker 3: instrument to have going off in the house.
Speaker 4: So what do we do?
Speaker 5: He want to hear for the awful orchestra this morning.
Speaker 5: So it's annoying instrument, play it down the phone. So recorders, clarinets, violins.
Speaker 2: What about drums? If they're playing, are annoying?
Speaker 4: Bad boondos are annoying as well. Now Rio has.
Speaker 5: Brought in an instrument to kick this off today. Oh
Speaker 5: my god, I can see it. It's an instrument of terror.
Speaker 5: It is the recorder.
Speaker 3: Why do you still have this?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I went to Big W yesterday. Eight dollars.
Speaker 5: Market price, pretty good deal.
Speaker 9: I think it's the worst, most awful instrument.
Speaker 3: Nothing good can come out of it.
Speaker 4: Do you remember how it used to detach as well?
Speaker 5: That's an awful bite the top Yeah, that's it fell, Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's it. They know that the top bit that in
Speaker 5: your hand there that de chats as well, makes an
Speaker 5: even shrill an noise. Yeah, it comes in three parts,
Speaker 5: I seem to remember. Yeah, so if the's just the top,
Speaker 5: but you could blow in the kid in front of
Speaker 5: your ear really loudly.
Speaker 4: That's what I used to do. Okay, so you're going
Speaker 4: to play it.
Speaker 3: I prepared a little number.
Speaker 9: Are you familiar with the White Stripes?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: Love the White Stripes?
Speaker 3: Yea good family band.
Speaker 9: Only two of them in the band though, So I
Speaker 9: thought maybe they could add a recorder, help Jack white out,
Speaker 9: maybe round out.
Speaker 3: The song again.
Speaker 9: On your little drops one over here, there is a backing.
Speaker 5: Track technical lingo there drops inside base radio fans.
Speaker 3: Playing along to a song.
Speaker 9: Yeah, me and Jack are gonna duel together on the recorder,
Speaker 9: Jack on the guitar.
Speaker 5: All right, right, okay, so do you want to count
Speaker 5: me and then I'll play this off drops one.
Speaker 9: Yeah, let's do that, all right me, Jack, Christian go,
Speaker 9: let's go.
Speaker 14: Jack.
Speaker 5: It's torturous. Oh come on, wow wow?
Speaker 4: And you know what, really, that's as good as anyone
Speaker 4: can get that.
Speaker 3: It's such a bad instrument. Even when the notes are
Speaker 3: in tune, it sounds awful.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it can be like World champs, and it can
Speaker 5: there can't be people competing at that. No matter how
Speaker 5: good you get, it's still a shrill instrument. Are there
Speaker 5: even any great rock songs?
Speaker 4: Have we even clarified that? Doesn't it always just sound
Speaker 4: like that?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 4: So we've kicked off with the recorder.
Speaker 5: Any irritating, annoying instrument you can play this morning between
Speaker 5: now and nine o'clock, give us a go.
Speaker 6: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: A minutes past eight, Nope, that's the hour's time. The
Speaker 5: time will be then when it's past seven, wish in.
Speaker 4: The time away.
Speaker 5: Get your own clock. It's a question O'Connell show. That
Speaker 5: much is true.
Speaker 3: Seriously, I don't even know why they get DJs to
Speaker 3: do that anymore. People have their own clocks everywhere on
Speaker 3: their phone.
Speaker 5: To remember when we had this common station with our
Speaker 5: boss and she looks at you, like god, this guy
Speaker 5: knows nothing.
Speaker 4: She doubled down and said it, guys, it is really important.
Speaker 5: It matters to the listeners that we are a She's
Speaker 5: said she had a human.
Speaker 3: Alarm clock, and they'll get by without us.
Speaker 5: I don't need to people every day wait in bed
Speaker 5: until they hear the time from the man on the radio.
Speaker 5: Right now, they're like, just tell us the time. Is
Speaker 5: it seven or eight?
Speaker 4: I don't know whether to be in the car, get
Speaker 4: the kids ready for school. It's midnight.
Speaker 1: What you.
Speaker 5: Get the sun die out? AnyWho? Right this morning show
Speaker 5: nine four one four one o four three, we want
Speaker 5: you to call us up and play an irritating or
Speaker 5: annoying instrument.
Speaker 4: Down the phone. Nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 5: It's because yesterday we're actually debating what is the worst
Speaker 5: sounding instrument, the violin or the recorder. Chat went, no,
Speaker 5: hold my beer, it's actually a clarinet. The big one
Speaker 5: I want to hear is the clarinet.
Speaker 3: I would love to hear a squeaky clarinet.
Speaker 5: So and imagine there'd be some mom and dads right
Speaker 5: now where they're kids. I bet having clarinet lessons. Get
Speaker 5: them to go and get the clarinet and play it
Speaker 5: down the phone to us nine one four three. Wendy
Speaker 5: is listener of answer. She has a cat meowing piano.
Speaker 5: I didn't even know you could buy such an instrument,
Speaker 5: but anyway, she's played a song on it.
Speaker 4: She even gets the song.
Speaker 2: One two three four.
Speaker 4: I've loved this.
Speaker 5: I want a song every day next week from Wendy.
Speaker 4: Don't we all want that? Never let work.
Speaker 1: So nice?
Speaker 4: What a great way, I reckon.
Speaker 5: Eve McCartney would love this version of Get Back. That
Speaker 5: is brilliant, very very very powerful.
Speaker 4: Then, Patsy, is.
Speaker 2: This already on the violence on the violin?
Speaker 5: Don't tell me that the clarinet is worse than that?
Speaker 2: Is that time of the year they're learning Christmas cars.
Speaker 3: Scarce Annah always.
Speaker 2: Just murdering Rudolf. I think.
Speaker 3: It's so sharp.
Speaker 5: Yeah it is.
Speaker 4: It's a that fingers down a chalkboard, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Sharon?
Speaker 13: Good morning, Good morning?
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good Sharon? So what instruments of terror have you
Speaker 5: got for us?
Speaker 8: I've had the training pipes of bagpipes.
Speaker 5: I didn't know if there was a training thing before
Speaker 5: you can graduate to the big pipes, the bagpipes.
Speaker 12: Exactly, You've got to practice on the training pipe before
Speaker 12: they give you the big pipes.
Speaker 4: And what's that called, Sharon?
Speaker 15: Well, I've always called it.
Speaker 12: A chantra or a chantra.
Speaker 4: And have you got it there?
Speaker 16: I do.
Speaker 12: I have not picked this up in almost twenty years.
Speaker 5: Perfect for this today we want awful noise, all four
Speaker 5: noise down the phone on a Friday on this show.
Speaker 5: All right, Shan, when are you ready and give it
Speaker 5: a play? Bi It sounds like some old eighties computer
Speaker 5: game that someone trod on and went into demo mode.
Speaker 5: That is yet, can we have that one more time, please, Sharon,
Speaker 5: just to see if that was a one off flute
Speaker 5: that it was that bad or can you do it
Speaker 5: on command?
Speaker 4: Off you go, Sharon?
Speaker 13: Is that bad?
Speaker 4: One more time? Sharon? That is a great one.
Speaker 5: It will Yeah, Shannon, we'll send you a prize for that.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much, Thank you very much. All right,
Speaker 5: stay with us because we have Auzaila. Do you remember
Speaker 5: those from the World Cup quite a few years ago? Irritating, irritating,
Speaker 5: annoying sound. We got one live next.
Speaker 6: This is the Christian Comments Podcast.
Speaker 4: Open invitation this morning. They call us up.
Speaker 5: Play an irritating or annoying instrument over the phone. Let's
Speaker 5: go to Wendy. Now came one in Wendy.
Speaker 14: Good morning Christians.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good, Wendy. So are you South African? No, I'm
Speaker 5: not a muzzy okay? And how do you have avozila?
Speaker 5: Because I seem to remember these ruining the twenty ten
Speaker 5: World Cup in South Africa.
Speaker 15: Oh, it's my husband. He is English, but he lived
Speaker 15: in South Africa and he has two half sisters.
Speaker 8: In South Africa.
Speaker 14: So one of them kindly brought one over for a
Speaker 14: visit one time. And yeah, we've still got it.
Speaker 4: How did border patrol that? That's so good?
Speaker 5: That's so good, like bringing COVID into the quarantine anyone
Speaker 5: with azila? I remember there were like fights in the
Speaker 5: stairs because people check their team on. Someone's playing that
Speaker 5: monotonal horn in their ear behind them.
Speaker 3: He was so annoying to watch on TV.
Speaker 5: It's like kind of horrible honking noise.
Speaker 3: So food is I'm just reading here movies That was
Speaker 3: not banned at the twenty ten World Cup. So that
Speaker 3: was the year that we all heard it. But then
Speaker 3: after backlash from the global community for banded for any
Speaker 3: upcoming tournaments.
Speaker 4: All right, so Wendy, have you got one?
Speaker 11: Now, I've got one right here.
Speaker 5: If you go, let's flash back to twenty ten. That
Speaker 5: is not what I have you got sinus problem?
Speaker 14: Is it?
Speaker 4: Hey fever?
Speaker 3: It sounded like you just had a funnel.
Speaker 4: It didn't sound like that it's.
Speaker 14: Like a long yellow funnel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we remember it being different.
Speaker 4: When do you obviously cannop you're just so sighing into it.
Speaker 5: Can your husband play it?
Speaker 15: Just have to get on, get on and then blow it, Christian,
Speaker 15: and you'll probably have to give it a go.
Speaker 4: I'll be all right, thank you, all right, Wendy, thank
Speaker 4: you very much. She cool.
Speaker 8: Thanks, Christian, have a good day.
Speaker 5: We're not at the World Cup.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'cyls show podcast.
Speaker 5: This trust isn't the only thing to go this week.
Speaker 5: She remember a couple of days ago, everyone's up in
Speaker 5: arms about bomb Bureau of Metrology want to become the bureau.
Speaker 5: They've now decided they've reverse changed, said that we can
Speaker 5: refer to them however way we want. They spent two
Speaker 5: hundred thousand dollars including a consultant and then the cost
Speaker 5: of rebranding forty eight hours later to go.
Speaker 4: We don't want to.
Speaker 5: Be knowing as a bureau. You can call us bomb
Speaker 5: or now whatever you want. What they lasted shorten this
Speaker 5: trust and.
Speaker 3: The does the government agency even go for a reband anyway?
Speaker 3: We're not shopping with that.
Speaker 2: A bit prinkly because they you know, they are a
Speaker 2: serious bureau. They want to be referred to us.
Speaker 5: But what everyone took the weather seriously, especially in this country,
Speaker 5: what we've been through over the last couple of years.
Speaker 5: No one took them as a clown organization? Are they
Speaker 5: the circus? Your trained performance? The people we see on TV?
Speaker 5: All right, so we got the big one. Nichola's on
Speaker 5: the line. You know we're talking this morning. Then you
Speaker 5: can call up the show and playing irritating musical instrument
Speaker 5: over the phone. We've had a really bad ver sailor
Speaker 5: played reasonably well. It's terrifying, but played badly with someone
Speaker 5: that's emptying their nose down. It's what we've had.
Speaker 4: We've got Nicola, come on in, Nikola.
Speaker 11: Good morning.
Speaker 4: So Nicola, have you got a clarinet?
Speaker 12: Yeah, my daughter Charlotte's been playing for the last couple
Speaker 12: of months and it's as bad as you think it
Speaker 12: would be.
Speaker 4: Spoken like a great mother.
Speaker 3: For anything you have to do through a period of practice.
Speaker 5: Any gene must have been terrible when he first started,
Speaker 5: and then just a bit less terrible when.
Speaker 4: He became a star.
Speaker 5: Potentially, so Nikola, when she's rehearsing at home, it might.
Speaker 4: It must be quite hard to hear that.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 12: But you know these are trials and tribulations I guess
Speaker 12: of being a parent. You just have to assume it. Eventually,
Speaker 12: over time, then it will get this up.
Speaker 4: All right, So is Charlotte? Theyre ready to play?
Speaker 12: Yeah, Chalott's right here next to me, and we've got
Speaker 12: the scene from the New World Symphony by demorgejacquescon Oh
Speaker 12: my god.
Speaker 5: We're about to play that in five minutes time. It's
Speaker 5: that Amanda rock.
Speaker 4: But we get you to do it.
Speaker 5: We don't need to cue that. And please thank your daughter,
Speaker 5: Charlotte for doing this as well.
Speaker 12: Wonderful shall do so you ready to go?
Speaker 5: Charlotte m yeah, Oh my god, that amazing. That is
Speaker 5: the best clarinet plane I've ever heard.
Speaker 4: That was stunning. Oh my word.
Speaker 5: Devorce be spinning in this game right now.
Speaker 3: I told you about the squeaks.
Speaker 4: I agree.
Speaker 5: Now that is that's harter than the recorder. We solve
Speaker 5: the great conundrum in life, what is the worst?
Speaker 4: That is amazing.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what, though, Nicola, I'll give you and
Speaker 5: your daughter, being such good sports, a pair of tickets
Speaker 5: to go and see Robbie Williams Live.
Speaker 12: Wow, that is fantastic. Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: That's all right, and thank you Charlotte as well. It
Speaker 5: sounded perfect. Thank you very much, Charlotte. Have a lovely weekend,
Speaker 5: and thanks for coming on the show.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian, I played the clarinet as a teenager. When I
Speaker 5: then went as a parent to my son's first concert,
Speaker 5: I said of signing, thank you and apology to my
Speaker 5: parents for putting out with what that must have been
Speaker 5: like a concert of clarinet's good God, wow, you in
Speaker 5: a circle of hell.
Speaker 4: That's been a lot there.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much for your text message. The other
Speaker 5: day we were talking about how when I was younger,
Speaker 5: I sent away for a pair of Chuck Norris action geens.
Speaker 5: There's no easy way just a segue into that. You
Speaker 5: can't go oh yeah, yeah, that we all did, not
Speaker 5: just you, Christian. It's in my martial arts magazine is
Speaker 5: to get every month called Combat Magazine, and there was
Speaker 5: a picture of Chuck Noise kicking someone in the head
Speaker 5: and the advert promised that you if you were ever
Speaker 5: involved at a street encounter, these genes would not bind
Speaker 5: your legs to inhibit if I ever had to suddenly
Speaker 5: unleash a round house down and anyway and so would
Speaker 5: be a sailing. So I need these. Chuck needs them,
Speaker 5: thirteen year old me.
Speaker 4: How bad were things at my school?
Speaker 5: Ryan needed special action jeans to slip into after school
Speaker 5: to walk home. So anyway, I sent off for these.
Speaker 5: So today on the show on nine four one four
Speaker 5: one four three, we want to talk about what did
Speaker 5: you send off for? Because these days it's very easy
Speaker 5: to order online. Wasn't even a thing, and this isn't
Speaker 5: even that long ago, really, but you have to sort
Speaker 5: of send out for coupons to the magazine or go
Speaker 5: to the post office and a UK was something called
Speaker 5: a postal order where you would take money they would
Speaker 5: give you this. Another thing was like getting your parents
Speaker 5: to give you a check. You'd give them your pocket money,
Speaker 5: they give you a check to put in there. So
Speaker 5: what did you send off for?
Speaker 2: Pats I saw in the New Idea when Prince I
Speaker 2: and Charles were getting married in the Franklin Mint, which
Speaker 2: you know produces some.
Speaker 5: Of the most parents used to get a lot of
Speaker 5: Franklin mint.
Speaker 2: There there was a porcelain mug of Charles and dye
Speaker 2: their heads and ideally wanted it anyway, So I made mum.
Speaker 2: You know, you rip the page out of the magazine,
Speaker 2: you filled it out fielding your details, put your check
Speaker 2: in an envelope with this form and send away and
Speaker 2: it would come back. Well, it took months to come back,
Speaker 2: and when it did, the handle had broken off in
Speaker 2: the post. You kidding, no, So Dad had to super
Speaker 2: glow it back on. But still I thought it was
Speaker 2: the best thing, because you're right, there was no online shopping.
Speaker 5: This was like so stcitic. You sent away with that check.
Speaker 5: It was like a message in a bottle. You were
Speaker 5: hoping for something to come back, like the photo. I
Speaker 5: remember I got a Franklin mint. It was an alarm
Speaker 5: clock with a spitfire in the middle of it. The
Speaker 5: old World War two plane as well, and it was
Speaker 5: a shoddy alarm clock that turned out that only worked once.
Speaker 5: I think it was a piece of tap.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Now we're asking you what did you send away for
Speaker 5: going into ross? Christian. When I was in high school,
Speaker 5: the first mobile I ever owned was the Coke Phone.
Speaker 5: This would have been around two thousand and six. I
Speaker 5: collected thirty rappers from the six hundred millile to Coca
Speaker 5: Cola bottles.
Speaker 4: Wow. That's those mega ones, isn't it.
Speaker 5: And sent them in with fifty dollars cash before we
Speaker 5: sent my beautiful motor rolla Coca Cola phone.
Speaker 4: Still got it?
Speaker 2: Look at that?
Speaker 4: That is quite incredible. All right, let's go to Paul. Paul,
Speaker 4: what did you send away for? Morning?
Speaker 14: Guys?
Speaker 3: I did the same thing, except for it was twenty
Speaker 3: sneakers bar rappers.
Speaker 4: And what did you get bas city rollers?
Speaker 11: Poster?
Speaker 4: Wow? What an exchange.
Speaker 5: Not exactly a mobile phone, yes, but back in the day,
Speaker 5: bigger away for those city roller fans.
Speaker 16: Hey, look I was collecting posters.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, Paul, thank you very much for have
Speaker 5: a nice weekend.
Speaker 15: Thanks you too.
Speaker 4: Thanks goes By. Hey Gary, Hey, I'm good Gary.
Speaker 5: What did you send away for?
Speaker 16: Oh you're not going to believe it. I'll send away
Speaker 16: for giant vegetables jack in the bean stalk, No like
Speaker 16: pumpkin that can weigh up the two hundred and fifty
Speaker 16: kilos strawberry and bigger than your fist.
Speaker 5: Why did you want all these mega fruits and vegetables?
Speaker 16: I bought them for giggles on way the old. I
Speaker 16: just want to see if they're going to grow.
Speaker 5: Do you know what it's a staple of local newspapers
Speaker 5: in your leg It's someone let you go with the
Speaker 5: giant sort of fruit or vegetable or pumpkin.
Speaker 4: So when the seeds turned up, did you plant them?
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 16: Oh No, I'm waiting for them to turn up. I
Speaker 16: haven't planned it. I'm still waiting for him to come
Speaker 16: in the post.
Speaker 5: Gary, the moment they arrive, you call this show. This
Speaker 5: is going to be our reality show. They've grown, catching
Speaker 5: up of a real time updates the Gary's Mega pumpkins.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be two and fifty kilos.
Speaker 16: Yes, competition pumpkins.
Speaker 4: Competition pupkins. That's amazing. All right, Gary, Seriously, when they arrive,
Speaker 4: you call us, all right.
Speaker 16: No worries at all made or we'll do all right.
Speaker 4: Fingers cross us this weekend.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast all right.
Speaker 5: Since the start today's show, then, we've been saying you
Speaker 5: can call the show at any time and play an
Speaker 5: irritating or annoying musical instrument over the phone. And we've
Speaker 5: heard bad Vi Sailor's even the good one isn't but
Speaker 5: an actual genuinely bad VI Sailor's. We've heard a clarinets,
Speaker 5: heard cat pianos. Now, obviously for some of you are
Speaker 5: going to go, well there some of these instruments you
Speaker 5: talk about, the clownet or the violin, I hold very dear,
Speaker 5: And of course you can have your right to apply.
Speaker 5: Lucy's on the line right now and once to actually
Speaker 5: put the case forward for what a beautiful instrument the
Speaker 5: violin is. Lucy, good morning, Hello, good morning Christian. Now, Lucy,
Speaker 5: thank you very much to give us a call. So
Speaker 5: you want to defend the violin?
Speaker 14: Yes, And my partner called me and said that, yeah,
Speaker 14: that someone was playing or you are, Yeah, you're not
Speaker 14: sure whether the violin is the best issuing. So I'll
Speaker 14: call just to redeem brilliant.
Speaker 5: And what are you going to play for us now, Lucy,
Speaker 5: I'm going.
Speaker 14: To play my partner's favorite song, Can't Stop by Red
Speaker 14: Hot Schewittifers.
Speaker 4: All right, I didn't know that was a common one
Speaker 4: to play with the violin.
Speaker 14: Well shall I start out?
Speaker 15: Yeah, all right, thank you?
Speaker 11: This is really good.
Speaker 4: That is very very good violin playing. That was very good.
Speaker 14: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Maybe One of the problems is violin doesn't trouble down
Speaker 3: well well down the phone line, because even though very
Speaker 3: well played.
Speaker 5: The playing was faultless. You've also been playing for a
Speaker 5: very long time.
Speaker 1: Lucy, something different.
Speaker 4: It was thank you.
Speaker 5: Well, it's lovely to speak to a violin virtuo, So
Speaker 5: thank you very much, Lucy.
Speaker 4: Have a nice weekend.
Speaker 14: Thank you bye.
Speaker 5: Not a listener turns out finding people got great sense
Speaker 5: of humor.
Speaker 6: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Done out for knockoff Friday.
Speaker 5: Patie, what are you looking forward to this week? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well today when I knock off workoff, got to go
Speaker 2: and get my hair done, like you know, just regular maintenance.
Speaker 2: So that'll be most of the day to be honest,
Speaker 2: roots done. Yeah, I'd be lucky to get home for dinner,
Speaker 2: so they'll have to uber it is. It's just like relentless.
Speaker 2: But this weekend we're having just the moms, the school moms.
Speaker 2: We're getting together for a movie session. But you two
Speaker 2: wouldn't like what we're going to see. It's missus Harris
Speaker 2: goes to Paris.
Speaker 3: I don't even know about it.
Speaker 4: No, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: Now, it's you know, like your Downton Abbey's.
Speaker 3: I haven't heard about it. Then is obsessed with any
Speaker 3: periodical drama.
Speaker 4: Kara loves all of this.
Speaker 3: A new one called The Empress, and I was like,
Speaker 3: Downtown Abby. She's like, no, they're in Germany.
Speaker 2: Now I'm looking forward to that. I haven't been to
Speaker 2: the flicks for a while.
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, what is it for you this weekend?
Speaker 3: This afternoon, I'm taking my son swimming.
Speaker 4: Oh, that'd be great.
Speaker 3: Seven months old. He went for the first time last
Speaker 3: week and absolutely loved got.
Speaker 4: The little floaty from the little ring they set in.
Speaker 3: They just put him last week on a kickboard because
Speaker 3: he's so light. The kickboard doesn't even seek A.
Speaker 2: Hip of stuff that I'll bring in for you from
Speaker 2: Paul Saddler.
Speaker 4: Sorry, she was a swim coach or something.
Speaker 2: Well we had all the stuff with Audie. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: she wasn't strong in the water. So we've got the
Speaker 2: arm floats, the waist floats, the kickboard everything.
Speaker 3: Who did here's the problem?
Speaker 2: Paul Saddler drop that like it like it's a brilliant
Speaker 2: swim school.
Speaker 4: Floating by Paul.
Speaker 5: Maybe it's maybe.
Speaker 4: It's as your legend of the floating world is he is.
Speaker 2: He's got schools here, they're everywhere Thailand.
Speaker 5: If someone's introduced someone to me, he said, this guy
Speaker 5: is the prawn king of.
Speaker 2: I'll bring it in for you, Jackson.
Speaker 4: We could Oh my god, don't break it.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: If you've got it in short, Hey, what is he wear?
Speaker 2: Does he wear one of those little cute swimming nappies swimming?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's got his own little board shop.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's so cute. I was in a
Speaker 5: chemist yesterday and I thought of your little son. They
Speaker 5: had nail clippers for babies because their nails are so
Speaker 5: Who does That's my job actually for about the first
Speaker 5: twelve years with daughters to do their nails.
Speaker 3: It's so hard because and we have this it's almost
Speaker 3: like a nail file on the end of an electric goosbrush,
Speaker 3: right that that pushes his nails down. But if you
Speaker 3: don't do it.
Speaker 5: It's how you're raising an eagle child.
Speaker 4: What they grow them overnight? They got these talents.
Speaker 5: He sometimes like.
Speaker 1: Christian Connells show podcast.
Speaker 5: I've just realized. I think I know also why you're
Speaker 5: getting your hair dumb? Why radio awards next Saturday?
Speaker 2: Baby? Perhaps?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You gave us a liverited camouflage. There have you picked
Speaker 5: out the outfit? It's our radio awards. We're all being
Speaker 5: flown over to Sydney next saturdaynight some hotel.
Speaker 4: There have you picked out the outfit?
Speaker 2: I've got to pick it up yet it's still getting made.
Speaker 3: Oh beautiful.
Speaker 5: The trash you wore a couple of years ago when
Speaker 5: it was here in Melbourne was a beautiful one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Karen did a great job. Girl who made my
Speaker 2: wedding dress does?
Speaker 5: She worked with Paul Sadler and those cloation devices she does,
Speaker 5: she makes them. My wife is now getting parent either
Speaker 5: thought she had an outfit sort of that she wore
Speaker 5: to the graduation of the night last night. Again it's bedtime.
Speaker 5: Suddenly my wife is in a dress, she's dressed up
Speaker 5: with that, she's going out.
Speaker 4: What's going on? I didn't.
Speaker 5: I didn't say anything, but I've got a possible outfit.
Speaker 5: I went another one and she goes, what do you think?
Speaker 4: And I went, you look stunning. She went, but you're
Speaker 4: not saying that about the dress?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, I just said, overall they dress you together,
Speaker 5: the package looks stunning.
Speaker 4: And I actually said, what if I said wrong.
Speaker 5: I actually didn't know.
Speaker 4: She went.
Speaker 5: She goes upstairs to see why. The daughters go, your dad,
Speaker 5: Your dad doesn't like it, You go, I second, Mom
Speaker 5: looks stunning, and they're going, Dad, I didn't say that.
Speaker 5: The sisters are ganging up on me. They're gonna tell
Speaker 5: me Limb from Limb one day. If I'm not here,
Speaker 5: they've killed me. They turned so quickly. So yeah, she's
Speaker 5: getting her head done over the weekend as well. I've
Speaker 5: just had a text message from my wife. It turns
Speaker 5: out we're going to see that movie Missus Harris on Sunday.
Speaker 4: She's booked tickets to it. She went, it looks delightful.
Speaker 5: Yes, no one wants to see a movie that's delightful,
Speaker 5: all right, John Wick isn't delightful. I don't look for
Speaker 5: delightful movies. I've seen the trailer for it. Is this
Speaker 5: the one where I think it's set in the nineteen fifties.
Speaker 5: She's a window cleaner. She's sayings that somebody to go
Speaker 5: to Paris and somehow ends up working for the House
Speaker 5: of Dior and saves them.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's run in my right, in my wheelhouse.
Speaker 5: My wife goes to me other day we're talking about it.
Speaker 5: She goes, do you think it's based on a true story?
Speaker 4: What do you think?
Speaker 2: Once we saw Frankenstein and No stupidly came out of
Speaker 2: the cinema and I said to Chris, is that place was?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 2: Said? You are kidding me, aren't you?
Speaker 14: Well?
Speaker 5: No, to be fair, living where Patsy lives, you can
Speaker 5: understand where you've seen some of that around in the
Speaker 5: wild there out at Werriby out west story.
Speaker 4: So was that a documentary line? The wall thing? Where
Speaker 4: were we?
Speaker 5: Guys?
Speaker 4: Forgot what we're doing?
Speaker 5: Play the music? Christian, knock off Friday?
Speaker 4: Oh missus, Harris goes to Paris.
Speaker 14: So if it.
Speaker 4: Rhymes, I don't want to see it.
Speaker 5: Let us know what it's like.
Speaker 4: Well, I know, I let you know on Monday.
Speaker 5: All right, So knock off, knock off Friday? What time
Speaker 5: you knocking off the day? What's the highlight of your weekend?
Speaker 5: Nine four one four one oh four three, Chris, Good morning,
Speaker 5: Good morning, Christian, Jack and pets Christy. Mind?
Speaker 4: What time you knocking off today? And what's the highlight
Speaker 4: of this weekend?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 13: I pretty much knocked off yesterday morning because I'm getting
Speaker 13: married tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Congratulations, And you and your partner, so you're not seeing
Speaker 5: each other?
Speaker 4: Didn't you said goodbye to each other yesterday?
Speaker 13: No, no, no, no, we're not doing the super traditional thing.
Speaker 13: We'll be spending tonight together and then tomorrow will do
Speaker 13: do he separate ways and then made up tomorrow afternoon.
Speaker 5: Meet up, non traditional, no traditions meet up.
Speaker 4: See we're going. I'll swing by an hour.
Speaker 5: I'll be waiting for it now.
Speaker 4: And where is this all happening?
Speaker 13: The ceremony at my parents plus so backyard wedding. So yeah,
Speaker 13: we've got our wet weather contingency. You said, employee, what
Speaker 13: a night mare?
Speaker 5: I mean yesterday a beautiful, stunning day, and then this
Speaker 5: weekend the rain.
Speaker 4: So you're going to be indoors.
Speaker 13: Yeah, we've we've got an enormous marquee. Who is ready
Speaker 13: to well to be set up today? So or need
Speaker 13: to rock and roll to tomorrow.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what you leave if very labor, if
Speaker 4: it's an enormous marquee, don't those things take that dayste
Speaker 4: to set up?
Speaker 3: And it's raining today?
Speaker 5: Who said that? You're not set up by Chris?
Speaker 13: No, no, no, I'm not sitting up with getting somebody
Speaker 13: to do that for us.
Speaker 4: Fool to do that.
Speaker 5: Well, Chris, have a lovely wedding tomorrow, two partners. Well
Speaker 5: we're having have a great day.
Speaker 13: I will pass it on, thank you very much.
Speaker 5: When you meet out, Pasaden, let's go to leone here.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning everybody.
Speaker 8: How are you doing today?
Speaker 5: Everybody is great here and what are you up to
Speaker 5: this weekend?
Speaker 14: Well, we're having a golf widow this weekend because the
Speaker 14: boys are off playing golf somewhere and us girls get
Speaker 14: together and we've got a beautiful.
Speaker 12: Night out at Brow and this in a lovely restaurant and.
Speaker 14: Waking up tomorrow morning with mimosas and croissants and also
Speaker 14: the yummy stuff lovely.
Speaker 5: So basically you're getting on it tonight because when you
Speaker 5: go out for dinner, I see a large group of ladies.
Speaker 5: You know that they're getting stuck into it.
Speaker 12: Well, no different to what the boys are doing.
Speaker 5: You're quite right, You're quite right.
Speaker 4: Well, have a lovely time tonight on a great weekend.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian Know Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 5: I mean Bill Bailey is on toys in Melbourne this weekend.
Speaker 5: I'm seeing for lunch over the weekend. He's given me
Speaker 5: a challenge. I need recommendations. Actually, he wants to have
Speaker 5: a chicken Palmer. Right, He's obviously heard a lot about
Speaker 5: the hyperbout and stuff like that. He wants to go
Speaker 5: to the very best place in Melbourne. And I've forgotten
Speaker 5: I need earlier.
Speaker 3: Show.
Speaker 5: I just realized actually because I just saw on a
Speaker 5: lert my phone. You know when you do like a
Speaker 5: calendar update Bill Bailey this weekend for that night. Oh
Speaker 5: my god, I haven't sought out the restaurant yet. And
Speaker 5: he said, ask the listeners, let's go somewhere that's famous
Speaker 5: for having a great one. I was like, this is
Speaker 5: such a big question, right, because there's no I've never
Speaker 5: even had. I've had quite a few since I've been here.
Speaker 5: I've never had a bad one. But some are very good,
Speaker 5: because any pub will do your pot and a part
Speaker 5: out of five bucks. But there must be some places
Speaker 5: that are famous for having a really, really great one.
Speaker 5: Please let me.
Speaker 3: Know o'clock this morning, The.
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Speaker 5: What a question to ask Melbournians. Where's a good place
Speaker 5: to go and get a chicken Palmer? So many texts
Speaker 5: coming in. So, yeah, if you're going to see Bill
Speaker 5: Bailey this weekend the Palais, you have a great show.
Speaker 5: He's amazing life, brilliant comedian. Anyway, meeting up with them
Speaker 5: over the weekend and he wanted me to take him out.
Speaker 5: About to go out for lunch and have a chicken Palmer.
Speaker 5: So I haven't booked anywhere. I'm meant to ask you earlier.
Speaker 5: So many recommendations coming in. Christian the Birmingham Hotel in
Speaker 5: Fitzroy for the best, Baronia Hotel, Mount Evelyn Palmer at
Speaker 5: Deco opposite the Rivilli and Camberley is good. The best
Speaker 5: parmers are all of you begin The best partners are
Speaker 5: from Fat Jacks. They've got one in Saint Kilda, Alturna Clayton, Greensborough,
Speaker 5: Royston Hotel in Richmondster's down the road from us. And
Speaker 5: thank you so much. Ben, who's inviting us around to
Speaker 5: his house.
Speaker 4: Cook That won't be weird at all.
Speaker 5: I drive, I drive, I've drive Bill out there and
Speaker 5: then just we pull up.
Speaker 4: I follow. I've never met this guy, Bill.
Speaker 5: Why are we feeling sleepy? I'm feeling smoothie dust Bill.
Speaker 5: The Sporting Globe and rich on Lazy Mo's in Oakley.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much for these. It feels like bills
Speaker 5: have to stay for a couple of weeks. Go through all
Speaker 5: of them, all right, Today's time waste and no recommendations
Speaker 5: from Jack.
Speaker 2: I only I kept thinking of my local What about
Speaker 2: the corner hotel? They're good down on Swan.
Speaker 3: It's good, good, But I'm trying to think of like
Speaker 3: the best part of it.
Speaker 5: Especially when someone says he's in town, he's on the
Speaker 5: world tour. You want a really wow and rather than going,
Speaker 5: I don't want him going. That's pretty good, all right,
Speaker 5: christ you think this is great? Is he going Australia
Speaker 5: in the four years?
Speaker 8: Here?
Speaker 5: All right? Time wasted today? It is World Complaint Handler
Speaker 5: Appreciation Day.
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Have we made that up? Is that a real thing?
Speaker 5: All right? So we're looking for your complaining movies. Complaining movies, Okay,
Speaker 5: I've got a few good men, Gold.
Speaker 4: One hundred and twenty seven hours.
Speaker 5: On hold, come on, give it to me, No on.
Speaker 4: When Harry met Suky, I'm sorry, I'm late. Parking was
Speaker 4: a night mare.
Speaker 5: S oh. Complaining movies, ah, but Tiger is barely leaning
Speaker 5: and you can clearly see the dragon. Oh dearn, yeah, god, yeah,
Speaker 5: because you're complaining about it.
Speaker 4: You know you can still see it's barely leaning.
Speaker 5: It's not really crouchy. It's more like it's like lean,
Speaker 5: and I can see that easily, Silvern and Silver. I'll
Speaker 5: give you the first hour of Monday shoulder. You know
Speaker 5: by the way he said, oh, I didn't know Bill
Speaker 5: was in town this weekend. Yeah, yes, and then Jack
Speaker 5: was going on the only show I could go and
Speaker 5: see his Sunday.
Speaker 2: But oh he's inviting himself.
Speaker 5: No, not just that, he just said I can't go Sunday.
Speaker 5: It's a shower, and say, unless you gave me the
Speaker 5: first hour off.
Speaker 3: Right, Sam Penge gets it every day, all.
Speaker 4: Right, what have you got complaining movies?
Speaker 3: So yes or no to Monday?
Speaker 4: No, I mean go and see him live, then come.
Speaker 3: To work complaining movie.
Speaker 5: Yes, you should be good at this.
Speaker 3: Waiter, waiter, come over here. There's a hair in my Superman.
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, and you toug me about the barely leaning Tiger.
Speaker 3: Bronze minus complaining movies, Horton, here's a boom gold the
Speaker 3: teenage mutant winger Turtle.
Speaker 5: That's also gold.
Speaker 4: That's gold plus.
Speaker 3: And Karen Height nine to eleven.
Speaker 4: Oh so last year k.
Speaker 3: Very funny.
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Speaker 5: Time Now Tomorrow, Today's time waster. We're looking for your
Speaker 5: complaining movies. Jack, you're ready to mark a few good
Speaker 5: Ombudsmen Gold on Tim Complaints on a Plane, Bronze Weekend, Bomoney's.
Speaker 3: Bronze Bomony, something.
Speaker 4: The Empire strikes weut of pain, working conditions.
Speaker 3: Silver.
Speaker 5: This is Bo Durham. When someone's angry about the food
Speaker 5: or how they go. This is Bo Durham Bronz. I
Speaker 5: like to Mary Grouching Tiger, winging Dragon Gold that the
Speaker 5: barely leading one was Gold to you, ask me, I'm
Speaker 5: getting angry here. This is hot off the press from
Speaker 5: Josh Flash Cordon.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's in James Corn.
Speaker 3: Hello, man, I'm still doing Karen Star. That's actually very good.
Speaker 4: Very good.
Speaker 5: Batman versus onwards Man, Jeff, well done, dude. Where's the manager?
Speaker 3: Gold?
Speaker 5: That Mickey b big troubling little whiner Gold Men who
Speaker 5: swear at.
Speaker 3: Goats, Silver, She Soak Not a movie, though I thought series.
Speaker 3: Do it again?
Speaker 5: Eat Pray, Love of One Google Star review Silver, Don't
Speaker 5: you dare Devil? Put me on hold Bronze, try though
Speaker 5: Nathan of Angry Karen's Oh, Silver, Krabby Shack.
Speaker 4: Oh, he's a little bit crabby.
Speaker 3: Silver.
Speaker 4: It's a wonderful life.
Speaker 5: Not Mikayla, why not?
Speaker 4: It's a Friday chance You're on?
Speaker 3: But menus laugh, Gold.
Speaker 5: Wines World, Gold, Honey, I Hate the Kids, Silver and
Speaker 5: from Bow Can I speak to your boss?
Speaker 4: Baby?
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Speaker 5: All right, let's talk about Monday Show today. So Monday
Speaker 5: Show we will be announcing because we need to, because
Speaker 5: we need to find out where we are actually be
Speaker 5: going to do in the show next Thursday from all
Speaker 5: the many hundreds of you that have entered our big competition,
Speaker 5: then to win the back to the Show Live You
Speaker 5: Meals next Thursday and Aloo with Sue the Wiko playing
Speaker 5: live and the sixty thousand dollars kitchen makeover thanks to
Speaker 5: Ian s. So Monday we will be announcing who it is,
Speaker 5: I can promise you now. We still don't know yet. Honestly,
Speaker 5: we still don't know. There are actually team members have
Speaker 5: been knocking on doors and going round certain listeners homes
Speaker 5: this week, having a little nosey round and then reporting
Speaker 5: back to us. So if we've been spying on your home,
Speaker 5: thank you for being so accommodating to our to Amy
Speaker 5: who's been driving all over Victoria come around listeners' homes
Speaker 5: and then cording us with their location reports. But on
Speaker 5: Monday you can find out is it yours we're coming
Speaker 5: to Also, Monday, we'll have your six word weekends. Have
Speaker 5: a great weekend. We're back Monday. You could also find
Speaker 5: out is Jack going to be there at six o'clock
Speaker 5: or did he go and see Bill Burley and he
Speaker 5: intends to come in at seven, So many questions will
Speaker 5: be answered on Monday show. Have a great weekend well.
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