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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them. Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Wine's food, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a mic drop, but then there's a possum drop.

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<v Speaker 4>Fun for everyone is they're in the colder sack.

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<v Speaker 5>I've seen too much.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Show, Gold one, O four Pine three.

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<v Speaker 5>Come on a Friday mornings, The Christian O'Connell's show on

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<v Speaker 5>Girl Good Morning, jack Boast Morning, Guys, Coome Morning, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 5>How is everyone feeling about their weekends? Have we got

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<v Speaker 5>good stuff lined up? Jackie Boy.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be taking my son swimming for the first time. Excellent,

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<v Speaker 3>He's he's actually been swimming. Sorry with but I'll be

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<v Speaker 3>there for the first time.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a beautiful bond of time.

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<v Speaker 4>So much fun.

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<v Speaker 5>They love all little babies love going swimming, and it

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<v Speaker 5>wears them out.

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<v Speaker 4>They get really tired.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what happened. So last week was his first swimming.

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<v Speaker 3>He only they did is put him on a kickboard

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<v Speaker 3>essentially and push him around the pool. But he came

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<v Speaker 3>back as if he'd swam.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I drunk with tiredness. And all they know

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<v Speaker 4>is a couple.

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<v Speaker 5>Of leg kicks the essentially and like a life ring,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, there's being pushed around and a couple of

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<v Speaker 5>like splashes and stuff like that, and they're like, this

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<v Speaker 5>is tiring.

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<v Speaker 3>So what can I expect to because he can't do

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<v Speaker 3>that much here he's only six months old.

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<v Speaker 5>I ate so much some of my favorite memories of

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<v Speaker 5>taking the girls when they were young swimming. The thing is, though,

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<v Speaker 5>is what you'll find is it takes quite a lot

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<v Speaker 5>to organize because it's like getting them ready right, and

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<v Speaker 5>it's those locker rooms as well, and the otfit change.

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<v Speaker 5>You've got an outfit change and you've got to get

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<v Speaker 5>all the gear in the locker and then suddenly you'll

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<v Speaker 5>take the key out and then you remember there's something

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<v Speaker 5>you needed in there.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got to get back in there.

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<v Speaker 5>And then afterwards, when they're all wet and soggy, they

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<v Speaker 5>just demand that they're fully changed and out of there,

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<v Speaker 5>having hot chocolate immediately, like no, no, no, We've got

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<v Speaker 5>a couple of stages to go through. We've got to

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<v Speaker 5>wash you through, the hair dry you. And then when

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<v Speaker 5>obviously I had two daughters, like one of them would

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<v Speaker 5>stand in a pair of their clean knickers in that

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<v Speaker 5>changing room on the floor.

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<v Speaker 4>They were like, why have you done that?

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<v Speaker 5>And so but then afterwards when you go and have

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<v Speaker 5>a little hot chocolate together or and something that it's

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<v Speaker 5>just it's magical. I'm really looking for the Both of

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<v Speaker 5>my daughters still talk about when I talk about when

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<v Speaker 5>we talk about favorite memories, they still talk about the

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<v Speaker 5>time the first time we were having a swimming pool

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<v Speaker 5>and we heard the call out for code brown.

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<v Speaker 3>What a great family memory on a tea chat.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like if I had to think about the top

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<v Speaker 5>five times of laugh so hard.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a Saturday morning.

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<v Speaker 5>I still remember it was a Saturday morning and suddenly

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<v Speaker 5>there was like a tannel announcement of a coke brown,

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<v Speaker 5>and I could see, like the young lifeguards, because they're

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<v Speaker 5>already young, aren't they swimp polls at the weekend, like

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<v Speaker 5>teenagers going, everyone out the poll, everyone out of the pool,

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<v Speaker 5>and the girls going, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 4>What's going on? What's going on? I think that means

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<v Speaker 4>there's a book. They start gigging, because kids find that

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<v Speaker 4>stuff real at this appear of the book, what do

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<v Speaker 4>you mean, let's go and find it. They can't do

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<v Speaker 4>any harm.

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<v Speaker 5>So I start pushing them and you know, towards it,

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<v Speaker 5>and they got like their little floaty rings on them

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<v Speaker 5>trying to find the third and they go there it

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<v Speaker 5>is you see it, Bobby. It was like a log

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<v Speaker 5>and it was breaking off, like making off, and then

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<v Speaker 5>they were going, they were going. Turn us around. It

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<v Speaker 5>was like turning around to around, trying to save them

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<v Speaker 5>and get them away from them the poop because they

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<v Speaker 5>were like so many people panicing getting out. It comes

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<v Speaker 5>like having a tidal thing that bombing along towards us.

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<v Speaker 5>So I was like chucking the two girls up onto

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<v Speaker 5>the side, trying to get them out as the turd

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<v Speaker 5>was coming a bit nearer to us.

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<v Speaker 3>So, I mean, there's a heaps ahead of my day.

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<v Speaker 5>What I'm saying is, don't go to toilet do a

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<v Speaker 5>poop in the pool today.

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<v Speaker 4>Gordon will have a great time.

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<v Speaker 6>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>I've got a really good weekend. I'm really really excited

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<v Speaker 5>about this weekend. However, now everything has changed because yesterday

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<v Speaker 5>I had to go and buy a new home printer.

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<v Speaker 5>There can be no hope, there can be no joy

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<v Speaker 5>anymore in my life because I've been told today that

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<v Speaker 5>I must report home since the show finishes.

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<v Speaker 4>And set up the new printer. And it's just like

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<v Speaker 4>I can't Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>When you come face to face with w Land whatever.

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<v Speaker 5>That means, that Land network that you're like, I don't

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<v Speaker 5>remember what I did four and a half years ago.

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<v Speaker 4>But the printer we did o was is just gone.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just crap.

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<v Speaker 5>The bed it was going to cost like five hundred

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<v Speaker 5>bucks to repairent. Yeah, that's what I got quoted five

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<v Speaker 5>hundred repair. It was like, I'm not going to do that.

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<v Speaker 5>I can get brand new one for a fracture of that.

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<v Speaker 5>So I went to office works yesterday got a new

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<v Speaker 5>printer and all I'm thinking.

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<v Speaker 4>Is I've got to set this beast up.

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<v Speaker 5>And Sarah goes, this is your area and no one's

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<v Speaker 5>area of expertise.

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<v Speaker 4>She said, it needs to be done today.

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<v Speaker 5>The kids got homework to print off today, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 5>that's the weekend done. This could be my entire weekend

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<v Speaker 5>trying to put that thing together.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I should have told you this, Andy

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<v Speaker 3>Lee's got a print. I don't know what it is,

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<v Speaker 3>and he swears by it. He said, you know your

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<v Speaker 3>podcast where you stuff of Allegen, we talk to people

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<v Speaker 3>about their three favorite items. He said, I really wanted

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<v Speaker 3>to bring my printer in I think they're more sentimental items.

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<v Speaker 3>He was like, I love this printer. Everybody complains about

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<v Speaker 3>their printer, and one never gives me.

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<v Speaker 5>More buying a new one. All right, let's get into

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<v Speaker 5>double thumbs up Friday. Whill we go around the team

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<v Speaker 5>and share what we're into at the moment. Patsy, what's

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<v Speaker 5>it for you this week?

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<v Speaker 2>If we've got to a really cool show on Prime

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<v Speaker 2>and Amazon this week? Are you afraid of the dark?

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<v Speaker 2>If I was to describe it, I would say, excuse me,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a bit, a little bit like Stranger Things for kids.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember it when I was a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, we're just getting onto it now, Jack. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought it must have been new, but like, there's several seasons,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't there that's out?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean nineties?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not new. It's been around for a while.

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<v Speaker 5>A new show now, I won't bother. Now it's a

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<v Speaker 5>by date for content.

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<v Speaker 4>All that melt will have gone off by now.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but it's got a very sort of new look

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<v Speaker 2>about it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's very strange thing. They just reached. Yeah, heartbreak High.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there is a newer season, but we've gone right

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<v Speaker 2>back to number one. It's about the story of these

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<v Speaker 2>kids and they've got like the Midnight Club and they

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<v Speaker 2>get together and tell ghost stories and then they kind

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<v Speaker 2>of come true. It's no, it's brilliant. It's really well made.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember launched in ninety Why can I do

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<v Speaker 2>something old?

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<v Speaker 5>You carry? I mean, yeah, I'm going to recommend to

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<v Speaker 5>be watching a movie called et that Little Brown Alien.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a new actor called Steve Guttenberg. You know what.

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<v Speaker 5>It's in an Academy of Police Officers. I've gone match

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<v Speaker 5>in which one please Academy one. There's a whole load

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<v Speaker 5>of them.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't aware that we had to do like current

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<v Speaker 2>this week release shows. I'm sure we've done old stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>but I think.

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<v Speaker 4>It was just an unwritten sort of understanding.

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<v Speaker 5>If we're going to recommend stuff, we're not going to

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<v Speaker 5>recommend stuff that I saw thirty years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's new to me.

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<v Speaker 4>I just remember something I saw when I was twelve.

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<v Speaker 5>It was good Star Wars. It's new to me and

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<v Speaker 5>it Check your local cinema.

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't want to give too much away about relationship.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll just read this book at the moment called the Bible,

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<v Speaker 5>and I don't know spoiler notes, but he comes back

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<v Speaker 5>at the end.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what, if you've got ten to fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>year old, they're going to love it. It's something we

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<v Speaker 2>can all sit together and watch. I don't care how

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<v Speaker 2>old it is.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because there's nothing else to watch.

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<v Speaker 5>So sure we're going to go back into deep cuts

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<v Speaker 5>thirty years ago from the.

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<v Speaker 2>Ninety All right, so moving right along the second thing

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<v Speaker 2>this week?

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<v Speaker 4>What is it now?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, I have found well.

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<v Speaker 5>The wheel, I've recently come across a wheel, the wheel

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<v Speaker 5>and fire.

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<v Speaker 2>I have found this kick ass new carpet cleaning. You've

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<v Speaker 2>both got dogs. Our front room where there's carpet. The

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<v Speaker 2>only room where there's carpet in the house is Feral's

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<v Speaker 2>just wreck it feral from dogs from kids order used

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<v Speaker 2>to drink apple juice in there. There's all these black

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<v Speaker 2>dots on it. And I was in the supermarket last

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<v Speaker 2>week in the cleaning aisle, one of my favorite aisles.

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<v Speaker 4>And one of the actually a phone in one day.

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<v Speaker 5>What is your favorite is the cheese?

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<v Speaker 4>I find it.

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<v Speaker 5>Really nice and chilled there the chillar cabinet there, but

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<v Speaker 5>it's all that possible.

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<v Speaker 2>Cheese chocolate, Yes, sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeh, you and your favorite was the cleaning.

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<v Speaker 2>I was looking for d scala, which is the you

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<v Speaker 2>think it would be with the coffee, but it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>It's in the clean in the cleaning stuff anyway. So

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<v Speaker 2>I came across. I was looking at this Vanish oxy

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<v Speaker 2>action carpet cleaner in this packet, and the lady was

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<v Speaker 2>unpacking the shelves and she goes, oh, oh, that stuff's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, what do you mean and she said, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you've got dogs. And I said, I've got a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>She said, trust me, it's like cocaine for your carpets.

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<v Speaker 2>They will they will love it.

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<v Speaker 4>Doesn't even make sense all night sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>So what you do? It's brilliant. It's got little holes

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<v Speaker 2>in the thig bag. And you sprinkle it over your radio. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you sprinkle it over your carpet. And I thought, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>makes it smell nice. It probably won't clean it. Leave

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<v Speaker 2>it for fifteen twenty minutes. Put the stick dice in

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<v Speaker 2>over it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my lord, really, what does it do?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like cleans it do you? Yep? All the apple stains.

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<v Speaker 3>Are gone, is right.

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<v Speaker 5>One of my daughters spilled an entire like takeaway coffee

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<v Speaker 5>thing right on this beautiful rug. We treat uself to

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<v Speaker 5>my wife and I right at the start of the year,

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<v Speaker 5>left it there all night.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought she clean up in the morning.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm still now, what kind of brain you clean up

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<v Speaker 5>a stained coffee? Every night we go into our little

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<v Speaker 5>room and sounding like there's that vivid too in shroud

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<v Speaker 5>of our kids stood at this age ruining anything nice.

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<v Speaker 1>We have Christian Connells Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>We're doing double Thumbs Up Friday. We go around the team.

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<v Speaker 5>It's about the things we're into at the moment. Jackie boy,

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<v Speaker 5>what is it for you this week?

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<v Speaker 4>Mate?

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<v Speaker 3>Two books that I love. I just read the new

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<v Speaker 3>Stephen King book later his.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what? Right?

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<v Speaker 5>I had to do something a couple of years ago

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<v Speaker 5>about Stephen King talk at a debate because some people

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<v Speaker 5>are quite snobbish about his success. I think he's an

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<v Speaker 5>amazing right. Do you know he's written.

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<v Speaker 4>Sixty five books?

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<v Speaker 5>Sixty five book yeah, and he sold over like four

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<v Speaker 5>hundred million copies. He's done some brilliant ones, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>from Misery to the I Didn't Know and Search stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>He wrote The Green Man as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Did he stand by me? Shaw? Shampia as well. It's great.

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<v Speaker 5>There was a book he had out about ten years

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<v Speaker 5>ago which you should definitely read. He spent four decades

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<v Speaker 5>trying to nurture this idea about the assassination of JFK

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<v Speaker 5>and could someone if someone went back in time to

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<v Speaker 5>alter it and he not be assassinated. He went four

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<v Speaker 5>decades working out and then finally got the idea and

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<v Speaker 5>wrote the book. It's called eleven twenty two sixty three.

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<v Speaker 5>It's brilliant and I'm Stephen King Books, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>I will definitely check that out. This one's called Later.

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<v Speaker 3>And then the book you mentioned last week, I've been

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<v Speaker 3>listening to the audiobook of Jeanette mccurthey.

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<v Speaker 4>That's my favorite book of the last couple of years.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm glad my mum died.

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<v Speaker 5>You've got it, read it or get the audio book

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<v Speaker 5>is incredible, But the book is the reason why it's

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<v Speaker 5>like you go on Amazon, there's five thousand, over five

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<v Speaker 5>thousand now five star reviews. It is an amazing true

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<v Speaker 5>life story that's you know, at times you feel bad

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<v Speaker 5>for laughing, but her jokes about her life growing up

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<v Speaker 5>as a teenage megastar in a couple of big Disney shows.

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<v Speaker 3>It's unbelieved, it's great. And then the last one I

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<v Speaker 3>mentioned is Hamish Blake. Our friend has a new podcast

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<v Speaker 3>called How Other Dad's Dad? And perfect for me as

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<v Speaker 3>a new dad. I actually took a lot of gems

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<v Speaker 3>away from this. It comes out today. First episode is

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<v Speaker 3>with Rob Sitch and I honestly write down three or

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<v Speaker 3>four things that will try to kills.

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<v Speaker 4>It's really good, all right for me?

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<v Speaker 5>This week double thumbs up brilliant documentary on Amazon Prime.

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<v Speaker 5>It's called The Sound of Double O seven. It's the

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<v Speaker 5>history of all the Bond songs over sixty years. They've

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<v Speaker 5>got like Billie Eilish Billy Arlich is in quite a

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<v Speaker 5>bit actually how you actually make a Bond song and

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<v Speaker 5>how they made one, because you know she makes most

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<v Speaker 5>of her songs with her brother Phineas Yeah, who's like

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<v Speaker 5>a producer and co writer. They sent it in and

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<v Speaker 5>they never heard anything back because they didn't like the song,

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<v Speaker 5>and then they had to fly hand Zimmer out to

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<v Speaker 5>help try and make the song even better. And it's

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<v Speaker 5>her talking about what it's like to actually make a

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<v Speaker 5>Bond song and a song. There's some brilliant talking there.

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<v Speaker 5>You've got Daniel Craig in there lots of the different

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<v Speaker 5>artists Shirley bassey've made brilliant Bond songs over the year.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just really interesting about how songs are made and

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<v Speaker 5>all the great different songs. You forget how many awesome

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<v Speaker 5>James Bond songs they've been over these, from Adele to

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<v Speaker 5>Juran Duran Jack. Why, yes, there's been some awesome ones.

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<v Speaker 5>Chris cornail As Will did a brilliant one from Soundgarden.

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<v Speaker 5>So yes, it's called the Sound of Double O seven.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like an hour and a half. It's amazing. And

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<v Speaker 5>the other thing is also I mentioned this last week,

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<v Speaker 5>just how good Bad Sisters. It's on Apple and I

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<v Speaker 5>tell you what the great thing was it. It finished

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<v Speaker 5>last Friday and you can go and watch it whenever

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<v Speaker 5>you want. It's one of those rare shows. You know,

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<v Speaker 5>someone as you watch a brilliant show and you're nervous

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<v Speaker 5>about how they're going to end it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, especially because they give you so many clues that

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<v Speaker 3>make it's so curious.

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<v Speaker 5>And it was so good you think there's no way

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<v Speaker 5>the last episode can keep up with all this momentum

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<v Speaker 5>and all the red herrings. And there's about six at

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<v Speaker 5>least six different outcomes, right, yeah, Plus you think they're

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<v Speaker 5>not going to do something where that the person just

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<v Speaker 5>died naturally or something like that, But actually was the

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<v Speaker 5>best episode was the last one. It's not many shows

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<v Speaker 5>you see that, so can't recommend that. Enough Bad Sisters.

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<v Speaker 5>On Apple TV.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell's Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Every week we give away one thousand dollars for Corn

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<v Speaker 5>of the Week thanks to Mercedes Benz Berrick celebrate Octoberfest

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<v Speaker 5>work out which one is you actually want. Insists insists

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<v Speaker 4>He said, all already got three.

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<v Speaker 5>Hundred of checking offline to demand keep account on them.

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<v Speaker 5>That's two hundred and fifty where the other fifty. The

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<v Speaker 5>man on the radio said, there's three hundred of me

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<v Speaker 5>to look at. I want to see every single one

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<v Speaker 5>out there before I go Mercedes Benz Perrick.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, here are some of our favorite calls this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello, Hello, Christian O'Connell show. Well Hella Holler of

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<v Speaker 1>the week.

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<v Speaker 5>Joe, what's your toy injury story?

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<v Speaker 7>Sure of my older brothers were at home and playing

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<v Speaker 7>cricket with the pororlcue. My oldest brother, Chris, he hit

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<v Speaker 7>the ball for six and he went to make his

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<v Speaker 7>runs point the end of the porcu went straight through

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<v Speaker 7>his second.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not designed to keep poor cubs up, that's for sure, Katrina.

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<v Speaker 5>So what's your markup day story for us?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, I'm a teacher, so over the years I've seen

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<v Speaker 8>this you, but I think one of my favorites was

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<v Speaker 8>about well or thirteen years ago when I was working

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<v Speaker 8>in the country. I don't know how the kids managed it.

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<v Speaker 9>So they managed to relocate the principal's entire office onto

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<v Speaker 9>the roof of the school, Lee.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know any food freaks nice to work with?

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<v Speaker 10>The boat Stewie who would take a boy to go

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<v Speaker 10>off and then he pulled a chocolate begin in there,

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<v Speaker 10>and then every time you take another bite he would

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<v Speaker 10>refill the to go off.

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<v Speaker 11>With chocolate begin.

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<v Speaker 5>That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 12>He thought he was killing two birds with Unstein Christian.

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<v Speaker 5>Collar of the Week food breaks.

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<v Speaker 4>You and I need to have an out of the chat.

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<v Speaker 5>I've had another message from que all right, let's giveaway

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<v Speaker 5>one thousand dollars. We're going to give it to you, Katrina.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh my god, are you serious? Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 5>Katrina. You're a teacher. You had some great stories when

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<v Speaker 5>we were talking about muck up Day. This week you've

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<v Speaker 5>won the cooler week. You've got one thousand dollars in cash.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh fantastic. Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 13>Guys, that's right, thank you for calling us.

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<v Speaker 4>And what are you going to do with the money.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, I'm just about the move apartments. Actually, I've just

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<v Speaker 8>got my first apartment, so congratulating. Really thank you. It'll

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<v Speaker 8>go really handy towards staycle or something for the apartment,

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<v Speaker 8>or just even chang on me moving cast some things.

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<v Speaker 4>Brilliant. Good Trina, Thank you very much. Good luck with

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<v Speaker 4>the move.

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<v Speaker 6>This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast today.

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<v Speaker 5>The lines are open whenever you want to cool it.

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<v Speaker 5>And playing an annoying instrument over the phone, whatever that

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<v Speaker 5>is where there's a clarinet, I'm sure there's some people

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<v Speaker 5>listen right now, are going.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh day, I love the sound of my clarinet, Then

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<v Speaker 4>please play for us. Educate me.

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<v Speaker 3>I grew up with a clarinet in the household, my

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<v Speaker 3>youngest brother, and it would squeak whenever he hit a

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<v Speaker 3>wrong note. It would squeak with this insane high pitch,

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<v Speaker 3>and you'd always blame the creed.

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<v Speaker 5>Joe, it's my Reid.

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<v Speaker 3>I have no idea what that means, but I know

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<v Speaker 3>he always blamed the raid and he was the worst

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<v Speaker 3>instrument to have going off in the house.

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<v Speaker 4>So what do we do?

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<v Speaker 5>He want to hear for the awful orchestra this morning.

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<v Speaker 5>So it's annoying instrument, play it down the phone. So recorders, clarinets, violins.

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<v Speaker 2>What about drums? If they're playing, are annoying?

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<v Speaker 4>Bad boondos are annoying as well. Now Rio has.

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<v Speaker 5>Brought in an instrument to kick this off today. Oh

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<v Speaker 5>my god, I can see it. It's an instrument of terror.

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<v Speaker 5>It is the recorder.

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you still have this?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I went to Big W yesterday. Eight dollars.

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<v Speaker 5>Market price, pretty good deal.

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<v Speaker 9>I think it's the worst, most awful instrument.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing good can come out of it.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you remember how it used to detach as well?

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<v Speaker 5>That's an awful bite the top Yeah, that's it fell, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>that's it. They know that the top bit that in

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<v Speaker 5>your hand there that de chats as well, makes an

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<v Speaker 5>even shrill an noise. Yeah, it comes in three parts,

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<v Speaker 5>I seem to remember. Yeah, so if the's just the top,

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<v Speaker 5>but you could blow in the kid in front of

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<v Speaker 5>your ear really loudly.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I used to do. Okay, so you're going

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<v Speaker 4>to play it.

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<v Speaker 3>I prepared a little number.

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<v Speaker 9>Are you familiar with the White Stripes?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Love the White Stripes?

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<v Speaker 3>Yea good family band.

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<v Speaker 9>Only two of them in the band though, So I

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<v Speaker 9>thought maybe they could add a recorder, help Jack white out,

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<v Speaker 9>maybe round out.

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<v Speaker 3>The song again.

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<v Speaker 9>On your little drops one over here, there is a backing.

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<v Speaker 5>Track technical lingo there drops inside base radio fans.

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<v Speaker 3>Playing along to a song.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, me and Jack are gonna duel together on the recorder,

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<v Speaker 9>Jack on the guitar.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, right, okay, so do you want to count

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<v Speaker 5>me and then I'll play this off drops one.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, let's do that, all right me, Jack, Christian go,

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<v Speaker 9>let's go.

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<v Speaker 14>Jack.

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<v Speaker 5>It's torturous. Oh come on, wow wow?

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<v Speaker 4>And you know what, really, that's as good as anyone

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<v Speaker 4>can get that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's such a bad instrument. Even when the notes are

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<v Speaker 3>in tune, it sounds awful.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it can be like World champs, and it can

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<v Speaker 5>there can't be people competing at that. No matter how

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<v Speaker 5>good you get, it's still a shrill instrument. Are there

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<v Speaker 5>even any great rock songs?

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<v Speaker 4>Have we even clarified that? Doesn't it always just sound

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<v Speaker 4>like that?

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<v Speaker 5>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>So we've kicked off with the recorder.

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<v Speaker 5>Any irritating, annoying instrument you can play this morning between

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<v Speaker 5>now and nine o'clock, give us a go.

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<v Speaker 6>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>A minutes past eight, Nope, that's the hour's time. The

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<v Speaker 5>time will be then when it's past seven, wish in.

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<v Speaker 4>The time away.

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<v Speaker 5>Get your own clock. It's a question O'Connell show. That

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<v Speaker 5>much is true.

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<v Speaker 3>Seriously, I don't even know why they get DJs to

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<v Speaker 3>do that anymore. People have their own clocks everywhere on

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<v Speaker 3>their phone.

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<v Speaker 5>To remember when we had this common station with our

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<v Speaker 5>boss and she looks at you, like god, this guy

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<v Speaker 5>knows nothing.

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<v Speaker 4>She doubled down and said it, guys, it is really important.

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<v Speaker 5>It matters to the listeners that we are a She's

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<v Speaker 5>said she had a human.

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<v Speaker 3>Alarm clock, and they'll get by without us.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't need to people every day wait in bed

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<v Speaker 5>until they hear the time from the man on the radio.

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<v Speaker 5>Right now, they're like, just tell us the time. Is

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<v Speaker 5>it seven or eight?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know whether to be in the car, get

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<v Speaker 4>the kids ready for school. It's midnight.

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<v Speaker 1>What you.

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<v Speaker 5>Get the sun die out? AnyWho? Right this morning show

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<v Speaker 5>nine four one four one o four three, we want

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<v Speaker 5>you to call us up and play an irritating or

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<v Speaker 5>annoying instrument.

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<v Speaker 4>Down the phone. Nine four one four one o four three.

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<v Speaker 5>It's because yesterday we're actually debating what is the worst

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<v Speaker 5>sounding instrument, the violin or the recorder. Chat went, no,

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<v Speaker 5>hold my beer, it's actually a clarinet. The big one

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<v Speaker 5>I want to hear is the clarinet.

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<v Speaker 3>I would love to hear a squeaky clarinet.

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<v Speaker 5>So and imagine there'd be some mom and dads right

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<v Speaker 5>now where they're kids. I bet having clarinet lessons. Get

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<v Speaker 5>them to go and get the clarinet and play it

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<v Speaker 5>down the phone to us nine one four three. Wendy

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<v Speaker 5>is listener of answer. She has a cat meowing piano.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't even know you could buy such an instrument,

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<v Speaker 5>but anyway, she's played a song on it.

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<v Speaker 4>She even gets the song.

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<v Speaker 2>One two three four.

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<v Speaker 4>I've loved this.

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<v Speaker 5>I want a song every day next week from Wendy.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't we all want that? Never let work.

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<v Speaker 1>So nice?

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<v Speaker 4>What a great way, I reckon.

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<v Speaker 5>Eve McCartney would love this version of Get Back. That

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<v Speaker 5>is brilliant, very very very powerful.

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<v Speaker 4>Then, Patsy, is.

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<v Speaker 2>This already on the violence on the violin?

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<v Speaker 5>Don't tell me that the clarinet is worse than that?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that time of the year they're learning Christmas cars.

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<v Speaker 3>Scarce Annah always.

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<v Speaker 2>Just murdering Rudolf. I think.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so sharp.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah it is.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a that fingers down a chalkboard, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 5>Sharon?

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<v Speaker 13>Good morning, Good morning?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm good Sharon? So what instruments of terror have you

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<v Speaker 5>got for us?

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<v Speaker 8>I've had the training pipes of bagpipes.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't know if there was a training thing before

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<v Speaker 5>you can graduate to the big pipes, the bagpipes.

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<v Speaker 12>Exactly, You've got to practice on the training pipe before

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<v Speaker 12>they give you the big pipes.

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<v Speaker 4>And what's that called, Sharon?

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<v Speaker 15>Well, I've always called it.

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<v Speaker 12>A chantra or a chantra.

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<v Speaker 4>And have you got it there?

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<v Speaker 16>I do.

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<v Speaker 12>I have not picked this up in almost twenty years.

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<v Speaker 5>Perfect for this today we want awful noise, all four

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<v Speaker 5>noise down the phone on a Friday on this show.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, Shan, when are you ready and give it

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<v Speaker 5>a play? Bi It sounds like some old eighties computer

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<v Speaker 5>game that someone trod on and went into demo mode.

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<v Speaker 5>That is yet, can we have that one more time, please, Sharon,

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<v Speaker 5>just to see if that was a one off flute

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<v Speaker 5>that it was that bad or can you do it

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<v Speaker 5>on command?

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<v Speaker 4>Off you go, Sharon?

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<v Speaker 13>Is that bad?

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<v Speaker 4>One more time? Sharon? That is a great one.

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<v Speaker 5>It will Yeah, Shannon, we'll send you a prize for that.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much, Thank you very much. All right,

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<v Speaker 5>stay with us because we have Auzaila. Do you remember

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<v Speaker 5>those from the World Cup quite a few years ago? Irritating, irritating,

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<v Speaker 5>annoying sound. We got one live next.

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<v Speaker 6>This is the Christian Comments Podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Open invitation this morning. They call us up.

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<v Speaker 5>Play an irritating or annoying instrument over the phone. Let's

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<v Speaker 5>go to Wendy. Now came one in Wendy.

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<v Speaker 14>Good morning Christians.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm good, Wendy. So are you South African? No, I'm

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<v Speaker 5>not a muzzy okay? And how do you have avozila?

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<v Speaker 5>Because I seem to remember these ruining the twenty ten

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<v Speaker 5>World Cup in South Africa.

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<v Speaker 15>Oh, it's my husband. He is English, but he lived

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<v Speaker 15>in South Africa and he has two half sisters.

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<v Speaker 8>In South Africa.

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<v Speaker 14>So one of them kindly brought one over for a

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<v Speaker 14>visit one time. And yeah, we've still got it.

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<v Speaker 4>How did border patrol that? That's so good?

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<v Speaker 5>That's so good, like bringing COVID into the quarantine anyone

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<v Speaker 5>with azila? I remember there were like fights in the

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<v Speaker 5>stairs because people check their team on. Someone's playing that

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<v Speaker 5>monotonal horn in their ear behind them.

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<v Speaker 3>He was so annoying to watch on TV.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like kind of horrible honking noise.

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<v Speaker 3>So food is I'm just reading here movies That was

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<v Speaker 3>not banned at the twenty ten World Cup. So that

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<v Speaker 3>was the year that we all heard it. But then

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<v Speaker 3>after backlash from the global community for banded for any

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<v Speaker 3>upcoming tournaments.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, so Wendy, have you got one?

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<v Speaker 11>Now, I've got one right here.

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<v Speaker 5>If you go, let's flash back to twenty ten. That

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<v Speaker 5>is not what I have you got sinus problem?

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<v Speaker 14>Is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey fever?

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<v Speaker 3>It sounded like you just had a funnel.

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<v Speaker 4>It didn't sound like that it's.

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<v Speaker 14>Like a long yellow funnel.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but we remember it being different.

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<v Speaker 4>When do you obviously cannop you're just so sighing into it.

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<v Speaker 5>Can your husband play it?

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<v Speaker 15>Just have to get on, get on and then blow it, Christian,

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<v Speaker 15>and you'll probably have to give it a go.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll be all right, thank you, all right, Wendy, thank

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<v Speaker 4>you very much. She cool.

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<v Speaker 8>Thanks, Christian, have a good day.

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<v Speaker 5>We're not at the World Cup.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Christian o'cyls show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>This trust isn't the only thing to go this week.

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<v Speaker 5>She remember a couple of days ago, everyone's up in

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<v Speaker 5>arms about bomb Bureau of Metrology want to become the bureau.

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<v Speaker 5>They've now decided they've reverse changed, said that we can

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<v Speaker 5>refer to them however way we want. They spent two

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<v Speaker 5>hundred thousand dollars including a consultant and then the cost

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<v Speaker 5>of rebranding forty eight hours later to go.

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<v Speaker 4>We don't want to.

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<v Speaker 5>Be knowing as a bureau. You can call us bomb

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<v Speaker 5>or now whatever you want. What they lasted shorten this

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<v Speaker 5>trust and.

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<v Speaker 3>The does the government agency even go for a reband anyway?

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<v Speaker 3>We're not shopping with that.

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<v Speaker 2>A bit prinkly because they you know, they are a

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<v Speaker 2>serious bureau. They want to be referred to us.

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<v Speaker 5>But what everyone took the weather seriously, especially in this country,

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<v Speaker 5>what we've been through over the last couple of years.

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<v Speaker 5>No one took them as a clown organization? Are they

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<v Speaker 5>the circus? Your trained performance? The people we see on TV?

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<v Speaker 5>All right, so we got the big one. Nichola's on

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<v Speaker 5>the line. You know we're talking this morning. Then you

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<v Speaker 5>can call up the show and playing irritating musical instrument

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<v Speaker 5>over the phone. We've had a really bad ver sailor

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<v Speaker 5>played reasonably well. It's terrifying, but played badly with someone

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<v Speaker 5>that's emptying their nose down. It's what we've had.

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<v Speaker 4>We've got Nicola, come on in, Nikola.

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<v Speaker 11>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>So Nicola, have you got a clarinet?

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, my daughter Charlotte's been playing for the last couple

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<v Speaker 12>of months and it's as bad as you think it

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<v Speaker 12>would be.

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<v Speaker 4>Spoken like a great mother.

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<v Speaker 3>For anything you have to do through a period of practice.

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<v Speaker 5>Any gene must have been terrible when he first started,

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<v Speaker 5>and then just a bit less terrible when.

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<v Speaker 4>He became a star.

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<v Speaker 5>Potentially, so Nikola, when she's rehearsing at home, it might.

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<v Speaker 4>It must be quite hard to hear that.

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<v Speaker 5>It is.

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<v Speaker 12>But you know these are trials and tribulations I guess

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<v Speaker 12>of being a parent. You just have to assume it. Eventually,

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<v Speaker 12>over time, then it will get this up.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, So is Charlotte? Theyre ready to play?

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, Chalott's right here next to me, and we've got

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<v Speaker 12>the scene from the New World Symphony by demorgejacquescon Oh

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<v Speaker 12>my god.

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<v Speaker 5>We're about to play that in five minutes time. It's

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<v Speaker 5>that Amanda rock.

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<v Speaker 4>But we get you to do it.

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<v Speaker 5>We don't need to cue that. And please thank your daughter,

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<v Speaker 5>Charlotte for doing this as well.

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<v Speaker 12>Wonderful shall do so you ready to go?

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<v Speaker 5>Charlotte m yeah, Oh my god, that amazing. That is

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<v Speaker 5>the best clarinet plane I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 4>That was stunning. Oh my word.

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<v Speaker 5>Devorce be spinning in this game right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you about the squeaks.

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<v Speaker 4>I agree.

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<v Speaker 5>Now that is that's harter than the recorder. We solve

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<v Speaker 5>the great conundrum in life, what is the worst?

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<v Speaker 4>That is amazing.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll tell you what, though, Nicola, I'll give you and

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<v Speaker 5>your daughter, being such good sports, a pair of tickets

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<v Speaker 5>to go and see Robbie Williams Live.

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<v Speaker 12>Wow, that is fantastic. Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 5>That's all right, and thank you Charlotte as well. It

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<v Speaker 5>sounded perfect. Thank you very much, Charlotte. Have a lovely weekend,

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<v Speaker 5>and thanks for coming on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Christian, I played the clarinet as a teenager. When I

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<v Speaker 5>then went as a parent to my son's first concert,

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<v Speaker 5>I said of signing, thank you and apology to my

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<v Speaker 5>parents for putting out with what that must have been

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<v Speaker 5>like a concert of clarinet's good God, wow, you in

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<v Speaker 5>a circle of hell.

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<v Speaker 4>That's been a lot there.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much for your text message. The other

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<v Speaker 5>day we were talking about how when I was younger,

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<v Speaker 5>I sent away for a pair of Chuck Norris action geens.

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<v Speaker 5>There's no easy way just a segue into that. You

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<v Speaker 5>can't go oh yeah, yeah, that we all did, not

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<v Speaker 5>just you, Christian. It's in my martial arts magazine is

0:29:15.960 --> 0:29:18.840
<v Speaker 5>to get every month called Combat Magazine, and there was

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<v Speaker 5>a picture of Chuck Noise kicking someone in the head

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<v Speaker 5>and the advert promised that you if you were ever

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<v Speaker 5>involved at a street encounter, these genes would not bind

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<v Speaker 5>your legs to inhibit if I ever had to suddenly

0:29:32.640 --> 0:29:36.520
<v Speaker 5>unleash a round house down and anyway and so would

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<v Speaker 5>be a sailing. So I need these. Chuck needs them,

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<v Speaker 5>thirteen year old me.

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<v Speaker 4>How bad were things at my school?

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<v Speaker 5>Ryan needed special action jeans to slip into after school

0:29:47.440 --> 0:29:49.800
<v Speaker 5>to walk home. So anyway, I sent off for these.

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<v Speaker 5>So today on the show on nine four one four

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<v Speaker 5>one four three, we want to talk about what did

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<v Speaker 5>you send off for? Because these days it's very easy

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<v Speaker 5>to order online. Wasn't even a thing, and this isn't

0:29:59.600 --> 0:30:02.240
<v Speaker 5>even that long ago, really, but you have to sort

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<v Speaker 5>of send out for coupons to the magazine or go

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<v Speaker 5>to the post office and a UK was something called

0:30:06.600 --> 0:30:09.000
<v Speaker 5>a postal order where you would take money they would

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<v Speaker 5>give you this. Another thing was like getting your parents

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<v Speaker 5>to give you a check. You'd give them your pocket money,

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<v Speaker 5>they give you a check to put in there. So

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<v Speaker 5>what did you send off for?

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<v Speaker 2>Pats I saw in the New Idea when Prince I

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<v Speaker 2>and Charles were getting married in the Franklin Mint, which

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<v Speaker 2>you know produces some.

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<v Speaker 5>Of the most parents used to get a lot of

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<v Speaker 5>Franklin mint.

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<v Speaker 2>There there was a porcelain mug of Charles and dye

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<v Speaker 2>their heads and ideally wanted it anyway, So I made mum.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you rip the page out of the magazine,

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<v Speaker 2>you filled it out fielding your details, put your check

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<v Speaker 2>in an envelope with this form and send away and

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<v Speaker 2>it would come back. Well, it took months to come back,

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<v Speaker 2>and when it did, the handle had broken off in

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<v Speaker 2>the post. You kidding, no, So Dad had to super

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<v Speaker 2>glow it back on. But still I thought it was

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<v Speaker 2>the best thing, because you're right, there was no online shopping.

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<v Speaker 5>This was like so stcitic. You sent away with that check.

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<v Speaker 5>It was like a message in a bottle. You were

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<v Speaker 5>hoping for something to come back, like the photo. I

0:31:05.640 --> 0:31:08.959
<v Speaker 5>remember I got a Franklin mint. It was an alarm

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<v Speaker 5>clock with a spitfire in the middle of it. The

0:31:11.240 --> 0:31:13.320
<v Speaker 5>old World War two plane as well, and it was

0:31:13.360 --> 0:31:16.400
<v Speaker 5>a shoddy alarm clock that turned out that only worked once.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it was a piece of tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Now we're asking you what did you send away for

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<v Speaker 5>going into ross? Christian. When I was in high school,

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<v Speaker 5>the first mobile I ever owned was the Coke Phone.

0:31:29.880 --> 0:31:32.320
<v Speaker 5>This would have been around two thousand and six. I

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<v Speaker 5>collected thirty rappers from the six hundred millile to Coca

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<v Speaker 5>Cola bottles.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow. That's those mega ones, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 5>And sent them in with fifty dollars cash before we

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<v Speaker 5>sent my beautiful motor rolla Coca Cola phone.

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<v Speaker 4>Still got it?

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<v Speaker 2>Look at that?

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<v Speaker 4>That is quite incredible. All right, let's go to Paul. Paul,

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<v Speaker 4>what did you send away for? Morning?

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<v Speaker 14>Guys?

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<v Speaker 3>I did the same thing, except for it was twenty

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<v Speaker 3>sneakers bar rappers.

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<v Speaker 4>And what did you get bas city rollers?

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<v Speaker 11>Poster?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow? What an exchange.

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<v Speaker 5>Not exactly a mobile phone, yes, but back in the day,

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<v Speaker 5>bigger away for those city roller fans.

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<v Speaker 16>Hey, look I was collecting posters.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, all right, Paul, thank you very much for have

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<v Speaker 5>a nice weekend.

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<v Speaker 15>Thanks you too.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks goes By. Hey Gary, Hey, I'm good Gary.

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<v Speaker 5>What did you send away for?

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<v Speaker 16>Oh you're not going to believe it. I'll send away

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<v Speaker 16>for giant vegetables jack in the bean stalk, No like

0:32:30.920 --> 0:32:33.160
<v Speaker 16>pumpkin that can weigh up the two hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 16>kilos strawberry and bigger than your fist.

0:32:43.840 --> 0:32:47.560
<v Speaker 5>Why did you want all these mega fruits and vegetables?

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<v Speaker 16>I bought them for giggles on way the old. I

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<v Speaker 16>just want to see if they're going to grow.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you know what it's a staple of local newspapers

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<v Speaker 5>in your leg It's someone let you go with the

0:32:57.800 --> 0:33:01.080
<v Speaker 5>giant sort of fruit or vegetable or pumpkin.

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<v Speaker 4>So when the seeds turned up, did you plant them?

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<v Speaker 4>What happened?

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<v Speaker 16>Oh No, I'm waiting for them to turn up. I

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<v Speaker 16>haven't planned it. I'm still waiting for him to come

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<v Speaker 16>in the post.

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<v Speaker 5>Gary, the moment they arrive, you call this show. This

0:33:13.240 --> 0:33:16.280
<v Speaker 5>is going to be our reality show. They've grown, catching

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<v Speaker 5>up of a real time updates the Gary's Mega pumpkins.

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<v Speaker 4>It's gonna be two and fifty kilos.

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<v Speaker 16>Yes, competition pumpkins.

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<v Speaker 4>Competition pupkins. That's amazing. All right, Gary, Seriously, when they arrive,

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<v Speaker 4>you call us, all right.

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<v Speaker 16>No worries at all made or we'll do all right.

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<v Speaker 4>Fingers cross us this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell's show podcast all right.

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<v Speaker 5>Since the start today's show, then, we've been saying you

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<v Speaker 5>can call the show at any time and play an

0:33:45.560 --> 0:33:49.640
<v Speaker 5>irritating or annoying musical instrument over the phone. And we've

0:33:49.680 --> 0:33:52.840
<v Speaker 5>heard bad Vi Sailor's even the good one isn't but

0:33:52.880 --> 0:33:56.640
<v Speaker 5>an actual genuinely bad VI Sailor's. We've heard a clarinets,

0:33:57.000 --> 0:34:00.360
<v Speaker 5>heard cat pianos. Now, obviously for some of you are

0:34:00.360 --> 0:34:01.880
<v Speaker 5>going to go, well there some of these instruments you

0:34:01.960 --> 0:34:04.360
<v Speaker 5>talk about, the clownet or the violin, I hold very dear,

0:34:04.600 --> 0:34:06.240
<v Speaker 5>And of course you can have your right to apply.

0:34:06.760 --> 0:34:09.280
<v Speaker 5>Lucy's on the line right now and once to actually

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<v Speaker 5>put the case forward for what a beautiful instrument the

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<v Speaker 5>violin is. Lucy, good morning, Hello, good morning Christian. Now, Lucy,

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<v Speaker 5>thank you very much to give us a call. So

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<v Speaker 5>you want to defend the violin?

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<v Speaker 14>Yes, And my partner called me and said that, yeah,

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<v Speaker 14>that someone was playing or you are, Yeah, you're not

0:34:28.400 --> 0:34:31.040
<v Speaker 14>sure whether the violin is the best issuing. So I'll

0:34:31.040 --> 0:34:32.880
<v Speaker 14>call just to redeem brilliant.

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<v Speaker 5>And what are you going to play for us now, Lucy,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going.

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<v Speaker 14>To play my partner's favorite song, Can't Stop by Red

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<v Speaker 14>Hot Schewittifers.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, I didn't know that was a common one

0:34:42.480 --> 0:34:43.480
<v Speaker 4>to play with the violin.

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<v Speaker 14>Well shall I start out?

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah, all right, thank you?

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<v Speaker 11>This is really good.

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<v Speaker 4>That is very very good violin playing. That was very good.

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<v Speaker 14>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe One of the problems is violin doesn't trouble down

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<v Speaker 3>well well down the phone line, because even though very

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<v Speaker 3>well played.

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<v Speaker 5>The playing was faultless. You've also been playing for a

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<v Speaker 5>very long time.

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<v Speaker 1>Lucy, something different.

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<v Speaker 4>It was thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, it's lovely to speak to a violin virtuo, So

0:35:54.640 --> 0:35:55.640
<v Speaker 5>thank you very much, Lucy.

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<v Speaker 4>Have a nice weekend.

0:35:57.160 --> 0:35:58.280
<v Speaker 14>Thank you bye.

0:35:58.960 --> 0:36:02.239
<v Speaker 5>Not a listener turns out finding people got great sense

0:36:02.239 --> 0:36:02.720
<v Speaker 5>of humor.

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<v Speaker 6>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Done out for knockoff Friday.

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<v Speaker 5>Patie, what are you looking forward to this week? Yeah?

0:36:12.400 --> 0:36:14.759
<v Speaker 2>Well today when I knock off workoff, got to go

0:36:14.800 --> 0:36:17.920
<v Speaker 2>and get my hair done, like you know, just regular maintenance.

0:36:17.920 --> 0:36:19.560
<v Speaker 2>So that'll be most of the day to be honest,

0:36:20.560 --> 0:36:22.960
<v Speaker 2>roots done. Yeah, I'd be lucky to get home for dinner,

0:36:23.080 --> 0:36:29.360
<v Speaker 2>so they'll have to uber it is. It's just like relentless.

0:36:29.560 --> 0:36:32.840
<v Speaker 2>But this weekend we're having just the moms, the school moms.

0:36:32.880 --> 0:36:36.319
<v Speaker 2>We're getting together for a movie session. But you two

0:36:36.560 --> 0:36:41.040
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't like what we're going to see. It's missus Harris

0:36:41.080 --> 0:36:41.880
<v Speaker 2>goes to Paris.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know about it.

0:36:44.239 --> 0:36:45.759
<v Speaker 4>No, I don't know about that.

0:36:45.800 --> 0:36:48.440
<v Speaker 2>Now, it's you know, like your Downton Abbey's.

0:36:50.440 --> 0:36:53.000
<v Speaker 3>I haven't heard about it. Then is obsessed with any

0:36:53.080 --> 0:36:54.160
<v Speaker 3>periodical drama.

0:36:55.239 --> 0:36:56.320
<v Speaker 4>Kara loves all of this.

0:36:56.920 --> 0:36:59.080
<v Speaker 3>A new one called The Empress, and I was like,

0:37:00.160 --> 0:37:02.120
<v Speaker 3>Downtown Abby. She's like, no, they're in Germany.

0:37:02.160 --> 0:37:07.840
<v Speaker 2>Now I'm looking forward to that. I haven't been to

0:37:07.880 --> 0:37:08.920
<v Speaker 2>the flicks for a while.

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<v Speaker 4>Jackie boy, what is it for you this weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>This afternoon, I'm taking my son swimming.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, that'd be great.

0:37:14.840 --> 0:37:16.919
<v Speaker 3>Seven months old. He went for the first time last

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<v Speaker 3>week and absolutely loved got.

0:37:19.239 --> 0:37:21.480
<v Speaker 4>The little floaty from the little ring they set in.

0:37:21.719 --> 0:37:24.240
<v Speaker 3>They just put him last week on a kickboard because

0:37:24.239 --> 0:37:26.680
<v Speaker 3>he's so light. The kickboard doesn't even seek A.

0:37:26.680 --> 0:37:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Hip of stuff that I'll bring in for you from

0:37:28.960 --> 0:37:29.560
<v Speaker 2>Paul Saddler.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, she was a swim coach or something.

0:37:32.040 --> 0:37:34.280
<v Speaker 2>Well we had all the stuff with Audie. Yeah, because

0:37:34.280 --> 0:37:35.840
<v Speaker 2>she wasn't strong in the water. So we've got the

0:37:35.920 --> 0:37:38.360
<v Speaker 2>arm floats, the waist floats, the kickboard everything.

0:37:38.960 --> 0:37:39.879
<v Speaker 3>Who did here's the problem?

0:37:40.160 --> 0:37:45.840
<v Speaker 2>Paul Saddler drop that like it like it's a brilliant

0:37:45.880 --> 0:37:46.759
<v Speaker 2>swim school.

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<v Speaker 4>Floating by Paul.

0:37:50.360 --> 0:37:51.360
<v Speaker 5>Maybe it's maybe.

0:37:54.400 --> 0:37:57.000
<v Speaker 4>It's as your legend of the floating world is he is.

0:37:57.200 --> 0:37:59.880
<v Speaker 2>He's got schools here, they're everywhere Thailand.

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<v Speaker 5>If someone's introduced someone to me, he said, this guy

0:38:02.560 --> 0:38:03.440
<v Speaker 5>is the prawn king of.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll bring it in for you, Jackson.

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<v Speaker 4>We could Oh my god, don't break it.

0:38:10.840 --> 0:38:11.520
<v Speaker 5>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>If you've got it in short, Hey, what is he wear?

0:38:14.239 --> 0:38:17.160
<v Speaker 2>Does he wear one of those little cute swimming nappies swimming?

0:38:17.680 --> 0:38:19.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and he's got his own little board shop.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, it's so cute. I was in a

0:38:22.360 --> 0:38:24.759
<v Speaker 5>chemist yesterday and I thought of your little son. They

0:38:24.760 --> 0:38:27.600
<v Speaker 5>had nail clippers for babies because their nails are so

0:38:27.840 --> 0:38:30.080
<v Speaker 5>Who does That's my job actually for about the first

0:38:30.400 --> 0:38:32.400
<v Speaker 5>twelve years with daughters to do their nails.

0:38:32.400 --> 0:38:35.560
<v Speaker 3>It's so hard because and we have this it's almost

0:38:35.640 --> 0:38:38.400
<v Speaker 3>like a nail file on the end of an electric goosbrush,

0:38:39.040 --> 0:38:41.160
<v Speaker 3>right that that pushes his nails down. But if you

0:38:41.160 --> 0:38:45.960
<v Speaker 3>don't do it.

0:38:43.760 --> 0:38:45.600
<v Speaker 5>It's how you're raising an eagle child.

0:38:46.520 --> 0:38:49.680
<v Speaker 4>What they grow them overnight? They got these talents.

0:38:50.040 --> 0:38:51.799
<v Speaker 5>He sometimes like.

0:38:55.000 --> 0:38:58.680
<v Speaker 1>Christian Connells show podcast.

0:38:57.800 --> 0:38:59.600
<v Speaker 5>I've just realized. I think I know also why you're

0:38:59.600 --> 0:39:02.760
<v Speaker 5>getting your hair dumb? Why radio awards next Saturday?

0:39:02.840 --> 0:39:04.280
<v Speaker 2>Baby? Perhaps?

0:39:04.480 --> 0:39:04.680
<v Speaker 14>Yeah?

0:39:04.800 --> 0:39:08.120
<v Speaker 5>You gave us a liverited camouflage. There have you picked

0:39:08.120 --> 0:39:10.200
<v Speaker 5>out the outfit? It's our radio awards. We're all being

0:39:10.239 --> 0:39:13.000
<v Speaker 5>flown over to Sydney next saturdaynight some hotel.

0:39:13.040 --> 0:39:14.640
<v Speaker 4>There have you picked out the outfit?

0:39:14.680 --> 0:39:16.479
<v Speaker 2>I've got to pick it up yet it's still getting made.

0:39:17.040 --> 0:39:18.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh beautiful.

0:39:18.640 --> 0:39:20.359
<v Speaker 5>The trash you wore a couple of years ago when

0:39:20.360 --> 0:39:22.520
<v Speaker 5>it was here in Melbourne was a beautiful one.

0:39:22.640 --> 0:39:24.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Karen did a great job. Girl who made my

0:39:24.760 --> 0:39:25.480
<v Speaker 2>wedding dress does?

0:39:25.520 --> 0:39:29.040
<v Speaker 5>She worked with Paul Sadler and those cloation devices she does,

0:39:29.120 --> 0:39:32.879
<v Speaker 5>she makes them. My wife is now getting parent either

0:39:32.920 --> 0:39:34.879
<v Speaker 5>thought she had an outfit sort of that she wore

0:39:34.880 --> 0:39:38.120
<v Speaker 5>to the graduation of the night last night. Again it's bedtime.

0:39:38.200 --> 0:39:40.319
<v Speaker 5>Suddenly my wife is in a dress, she's dressed up

0:39:40.320 --> 0:39:41.800
<v Speaker 5>with that, she's going out.

0:39:41.840 --> 0:39:43.319
<v Speaker 4>What's going on? I didn't.

0:39:43.320 --> 0:39:45.240
<v Speaker 5>I didn't say anything, but I've got a possible outfit.

0:39:45.480 --> 0:39:48.279
<v Speaker 5>I went another one and she goes, what do you think?

0:39:48.320 --> 0:39:51.080
<v Speaker 4>And I went, you look stunning. She went, but you're

0:39:51.120 --> 0:39:52.200
<v Speaker 4>not saying that about the dress?

0:39:52.719 --> 0:39:56.640
<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, I just said, overall they dress you together,

0:39:56.760 --> 0:39:58.600
<v Speaker 5>the package looks stunning.

0:39:58.760 --> 0:40:00.479
<v Speaker 4>And I actually said, what if I said wrong.

0:40:00.640 --> 0:40:01.560
<v Speaker 5>I actually didn't know.

0:40:01.960 --> 0:40:02.319
<v Speaker 4>She went.

0:40:02.400 --> 0:40:05.000
<v Speaker 5>She goes upstairs to see why. The daughters go, your dad,

0:40:05.040 --> 0:40:07.839
<v Speaker 5>Your dad doesn't like it, You go, I second, Mom

0:40:07.960 --> 0:40:12.080
<v Speaker 5>looks stunning, and they're going, Dad, I didn't say that.

0:40:12.400 --> 0:40:14.640
<v Speaker 5>The sisters are ganging up on me. They're gonna tell

0:40:14.680 --> 0:40:16.960
<v Speaker 5>me Limb from Limb one day. If I'm not here,

0:40:17.000 --> 0:40:21.080
<v Speaker 5>they've killed me. They turned so quickly. So yeah, she's

0:40:21.080 --> 0:40:22.839
<v Speaker 5>getting her head done over the weekend as well. I've

0:40:22.880 --> 0:40:25.000
<v Speaker 5>just had a text message from my wife. It turns

0:40:25.000 --> 0:40:28.520
<v Speaker 5>out we're going to see that movie Missus Harris on Sunday.

0:40:29.000 --> 0:40:31.680
<v Speaker 4>She's booked tickets to it. She went, it looks delightful.

0:40:31.760 --> 0:40:34.440
<v Speaker 5>Yes, no one wants to see a movie that's delightful,

0:40:35.000 --> 0:40:37.520
<v Speaker 5>all right, John Wick isn't delightful. I don't look for

0:40:37.640 --> 0:40:40.160
<v Speaker 5>delightful movies. I've seen the trailer for it. Is this

0:40:40.239 --> 0:40:42.520
<v Speaker 5>the one where I think it's set in the nineteen fifties.

0:40:42.600 --> 0:40:45.360
<v Speaker 5>She's a window cleaner. She's sayings that somebody to go

0:40:45.440 --> 0:40:49.399
<v Speaker 5>to Paris and somehow ends up working for the House

0:40:49.440 --> 0:40:50.839
<v Speaker 5>of Dior and saves them.

0:40:50.960 --> 0:40:53.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's run in my right, in my wheelhouse.

0:40:53.760 --> 0:40:55.680
<v Speaker 5>My wife goes to me other day we're talking about it.

0:40:55.719 --> 0:40:58.560
<v Speaker 5>She goes, do you think it's based on a true story?

0:40:58.600 --> 0:40:59.319
<v Speaker 4>What do you think?

0:41:01.360 --> 0:41:05.799
<v Speaker 2>Once we saw Frankenstein and No stupidly came out of

0:41:05.800 --> 0:41:07.759
<v Speaker 2>the cinema and I said to Chris, is that place was?

0:41:07.760 --> 0:41:07.800
<v Speaker 1>It?

0:41:09.080 --> 0:41:11.399
<v Speaker 2>Said? You are kidding me, aren't you?

0:41:12.640 --> 0:41:12.839
<v Speaker 14>Well?

0:41:12.880 --> 0:41:15.080
<v Speaker 5>No, to be fair, living where Patsy lives, you can

0:41:15.160 --> 0:41:18.239
<v Speaker 5>understand where you've seen some of that around in the

0:41:18.239 --> 0:41:22.480
<v Speaker 5>wild there out at Werriby out west story.

0:41:22.560 --> 0:41:26.439
<v Speaker 4>So was that a documentary line? The wall thing? Where

0:41:26.480 --> 0:41:26.759
<v Speaker 4>were we?

0:41:26.840 --> 0:41:27.400
<v Speaker 5>Guys?

0:41:28.840 --> 0:41:29.680
<v Speaker 4>Forgot what we're doing?

0:41:30.880 --> 0:41:34.520
<v Speaker 5>Play the music? Christian, knock off Friday?

0:41:34.840 --> 0:41:36.600
<v Speaker 4>Oh missus, Harris goes to Paris.

0:41:36.800 --> 0:41:37.399
<v Speaker 14>So if it.

0:41:37.440 --> 0:41:38.759
<v Speaker 4>Rhymes, I don't want to see it.

0:41:40.480 --> 0:41:41.279
<v Speaker 5>Let us know what it's like.

0:41:41.360 --> 0:41:43.399
<v Speaker 4>Well, I know, I let you know on Monday.

0:41:43.160 --> 0:41:46.000
<v Speaker 5>All right, So knock off, knock off Friday? What time

0:41:46.040 --> 0:41:47.920
<v Speaker 5>you knocking off the day? What's the highlight of your weekend?

0:41:48.040 --> 0:41:51.200
<v Speaker 5>Nine four one four one oh four three, Chris, Good morning,

0:41:51.880 --> 0:41:54.960
<v Speaker 5>Good morning, Christian, Jack and pets Christy. Mind?

0:41:54.960 --> 0:41:56.760
<v Speaker 4>What time you knocking off today? And what's the highlight

0:41:56.800 --> 0:41:57.520
<v Speaker 4>of this weekend?

0:41:58.400 --> 0:41:58.560
<v Speaker 11>Well?

0:41:58.560 --> 0:42:01.320
<v Speaker 13>I pretty much knocked off yesterday morning because I'm getting

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<v Speaker 13>married tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 5>Congratulations, And you and your partner, so you're not seeing

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<v Speaker 5>each other?

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't you said goodbye to each other yesterday?

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<v Speaker 13>No, no, no, no, we're not doing the super traditional thing.

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<v Speaker 13>We'll be spending tonight together and then tomorrow will do

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<v Speaker 13>do he separate ways and then made up tomorrow afternoon.

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<v Speaker 5>Meet up, non traditional, no traditions meet up.

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<v Speaker 4>See we're going. I'll swing by an hour.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll be waiting for it now.

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<v Speaker 4>And where is this all happening?

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<v Speaker 13>The ceremony at my parents plus so backyard wedding. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 13>we've got our wet weather contingency. You said, employee, what

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<v Speaker 13>a night mare?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean yesterday a beautiful, stunning day, and then this

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<v Speaker 5>weekend the rain.

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<v Speaker 4>So you're going to be indoors.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, we've we've got an enormous marquee. Who is ready

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<v Speaker 13>to well to be set up today? So or need

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<v Speaker 13>to rock and roll to tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you what you leave if very labor, if

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<v Speaker 4>it's an enormous marquee, don't those things take that dayste

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<v Speaker 4>to set up?

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<v Speaker 3>And it's raining today?

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<v Speaker 5>Who said that? You're not set up by Chris?

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<v Speaker 13>No, no, no, I'm not sitting up with getting somebody

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<v Speaker 13>to do that for us.

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<v Speaker 4>Fool to do that.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, Chris, have a lovely wedding tomorrow, two partners. Well

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<v Speaker 5>we're having have a great day.

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<v Speaker 13>I will pass it on, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 5>When you meet out, Pasaden, let's go to leone here.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Good morning everybody.

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<v Speaker 8>How are you doing today?

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<v Speaker 5>Everybody is great here and what are you up to

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<v Speaker 5>this weekend?

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<v Speaker 14>Well, we're having a golf widow this weekend because the

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<v Speaker 14>boys are off playing golf somewhere and us girls get

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<v Speaker 14>together and we've got a beautiful.

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<v Speaker 12>Night out at Brow and this in a lovely restaurant and.

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<v Speaker 14>Waking up tomorrow morning with mimosas and croissants and also

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<v Speaker 14>the yummy stuff lovely.

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<v Speaker 5>So basically you're getting on it tonight because when you

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<v Speaker 5>go out for dinner, I see a large group of ladies.

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<v Speaker 5>You know that they're getting stuck into it.

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<v Speaker 12>Well, no different to what the boys are doing.

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<v Speaker 5>You're quite right, You're quite right.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, have a lovely time tonight on a great weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Christian Know Carl's Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean Bill Bailey is on toys in Melbourne this weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm seeing for lunch over the weekend. He's given me

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<v Speaker 5>a challenge. I need recommendations. Actually, he wants to have

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<v Speaker 5>a chicken Palmer. Right, He's obviously heard a lot about

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<v Speaker 5>the hyperbout and stuff like that. He wants to go

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<v Speaker 5>to the very best place in Melbourne. And I've forgotten

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<v Speaker 5>I need earlier.

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<v Speaker 3>Show.

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<v Speaker 5>I just realized actually because I just saw on a

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<v Speaker 5>lert my phone. You know when you do like a

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<v Speaker 5>calendar update Bill Bailey this weekend for that night. Oh

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<v Speaker 5>my god, I haven't sought out the restaurant yet. And

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<v Speaker 5>he said, ask the listeners, let's go somewhere that's famous

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<v Speaker 5>for having a great one. I was like, this is

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<v Speaker 5>such a big question, right, because there's no I've never

0:44:54.840 --> 0:44:56.879
<v Speaker 5>even had. I've had quite a few since I've been here.

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<v Speaker 5>I've never had a bad one. But some are very good,

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<v Speaker 5>because any pub will do your pot and a part

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<v Speaker 5>out of five bucks. But there must be some places

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<v Speaker 5>that are famous for having a really, really great one.

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<v Speaker 5>Please let me.

0:45:09.680 --> 0:45:13.000
<v Speaker 3>Know o'clock this morning, The.

0:45:16.000 --> 0:45:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:45:18.480 --> 0:45:21.280
<v Speaker 5>What a question to ask Melbournians. Where's a good place

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<v Speaker 5>to go and get a chicken Palmer? So many texts

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<v Speaker 5>coming in. So, yeah, if you're going to see Bill

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<v Speaker 5>Bailey this weekend the Palais, you have a great show.

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<v Speaker 5>He's amazing life, brilliant comedian. Anyway, meeting up with them

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<v Speaker 5>over the weekend and he wanted me to take him out.

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<v Speaker 5>About to go out for lunch and have a chicken Palmer.

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<v Speaker 5>So I haven't booked anywhere. I'm meant to ask you earlier.

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<v Speaker 5>So many recommendations coming in. Christian the Birmingham Hotel in

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<v Speaker 5>Fitzroy for the best, Baronia Hotel, Mount Evelyn Palmer at

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<v Speaker 5>Deco opposite the Rivilli and Camberley is good. The best

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<v Speaker 5>parmers are all of you begin The best partners are

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<v Speaker 5>from Fat Jacks. They've got one in Saint Kilda, Alturna Clayton, Greensborough,

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<v Speaker 5>Royston Hotel in Richmondster's down the road from us. And

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<v Speaker 5>thank you so much. Ben, who's inviting us around to

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<v Speaker 5>his house.

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<v Speaker 4>Cook That won't be weird at all.

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<v Speaker 5>I drive, I drive, I've drive Bill out there and

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<v Speaker 5>then just we pull up.

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<v Speaker 4>I follow. I've never met this guy, Bill.

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<v Speaker 5>Why are we feeling sleepy? I'm feeling smoothie dust Bill.

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<v Speaker 5>The Sporting Globe and rich on Lazy Mo's in Oakley.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much for these. It feels like bills

0:46:34.320 --> 0:46:35.839
<v Speaker 5>have to stay for a couple of weeks. Go through all

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<v Speaker 5>of them, all right, Today's time waste and no recommendations

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<v Speaker 5>from Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>I only I kept thinking of my local What about

0:46:49.440 --> 0:46:51.960
<v Speaker 2>the corner hotel? They're good down on Swan.

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<v Speaker 3>It's good, good, But I'm trying to think of like

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<v Speaker 3>the best part of it.

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<v Speaker 5>Especially when someone says he's in town, he's on the

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<v Speaker 5>world tour. You want a really wow and rather than going,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want him going. That's pretty good, all right,

0:47:03.680 --> 0:47:06.200
<v Speaker 5>christ you think this is great? Is he going Australia

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<v Speaker 5>in the four years?

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<v Speaker 8>Here?

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<v Speaker 5>All right? Time wasted today? It is World Complaint Handler

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<v Speaker 5>Appreciation Day.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Have we made that up? Is that a real thing?

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<v Speaker 5>All right? So we're looking for your complaining movies. Complaining movies, Okay,

0:47:22.080 --> 0:47:25.960
<v Speaker 5>I've got a few good men, Gold.

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<v Speaker 4>One hundred and twenty seven hours.

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<v Speaker 5>On hold, come on, give it to me, No on.

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<v Speaker 4>When Harry met Suky, I'm sorry, I'm late. Parking was

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<v Speaker 4>a night mare.

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<v Speaker 5>S oh. Complaining movies, ah, but Tiger is barely leaning

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<v Speaker 5>and you can clearly see the dragon. Oh dearn, yeah, god, yeah,

0:47:53.239 --> 0:47:54.480
<v Speaker 5>because you're complaining about it.

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<v Speaker 4>You know you can still see it's barely leaning.

0:47:57.160 --> 0:48:00.520
<v Speaker 5>It's not really crouchy. It's more like it's like lean,

0:48:00.640 --> 0:48:08.960
<v Speaker 5>and I can see that easily, Silvern and Silver. I'll

0:48:08.960 --> 0:48:12.160
<v Speaker 5>give you the first hour of Monday shoulder. You know

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<v Speaker 5>by the way he said, oh, I didn't know Bill

0:48:13.520 --> 0:48:16.279
<v Speaker 5>was in town this weekend. Yeah, yes, and then Jack

0:48:16.360 --> 0:48:17.520
<v Speaker 5>was going on the only show I could go and

0:48:17.520 --> 0:48:18.240
<v Speaker 5>see his Sunday.

0:48:18.239 --> 0:48:20.000
<v Speaker 2>But oh he's inviting himself.

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<v Speaker 5>No, not just that, he just said I can't go Sunday.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a shower, and say, unless you gave me the

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<v Speaker 5>first hour off.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Sam Penge gets it every day, all.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, what have you got complaining movies?

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<v Speaker 3>So yes or no to Monday?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I mean go and see him live, then come.

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<v Speaker 3>To work complaining movie.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, you should be good at this.

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<v Speaker 3>Waiter, waiter, come over here. There's a hair in my Superman.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh gosh, and you toug me about the barely leaning Tiger.

0:48:50.960 --> 0:48:58.480
<v Speaker 3>Bronze minus complaining movies, Horton, here's a boom gold the

0:48:58.520 --> 0:48:59.960
<v Speaker 3>teenage mutant winger Turtle.

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<v Speaker 5>That's also gold.

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<v Speaker 4>That's gold plus.

0:49:02.280 --> 0:49:03.800
<v Speaker 3>And Karen Height nine to eleven.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh so last year k.

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<v Speaker 3>Very funny.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Time Now Tomorrow, Today's time waster. We're looking for your

0:49:21.880 --> 0:49:26.319
<v Speaker 5>complaining movies. Jack, you're ready to mark a few good

0:49:26.360 --> 0:49:34.360
<v Speaker 5>Ombudsmen Gold on Tim Complaints on a Plane, Bronze Weekend, Bomoney's.

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<v Speaker 3>Bronze Bomony, something.

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<v Speaker 4>The Empire strikes weut of pain, working conditions.

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<v Speaker 3>Silver.

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<v Speaker 5>This is Bo Durham. When someone's angry about the food

0:49:49.280 --> 0:49:54.440
<v Speaker 5>or how they go. This is Bo Durham Bronz. I

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<v Speaker 5>like to Mary Grouching Tiger, winging Dragon Gold that the

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<v Speaker 5>barely leading one was Gold to you, ask me, I'm

0:50:03.680 --> 0:50:08.960
<v Speaker 5>getting angry here. This is hot off the press from

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<v Speaker 5>Josh Flash Cordon.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, that's in James Corn.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, man, I'm still doing Karen Star. That's actually very good.

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<v Speaker 4>Very good.

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<v Speaker 5>Batman versus onwards Man, Jeff, well done, dude. Where's the manager?

0:50:30.360 --> 0:50:30.680
<v Speaker 3>Gold?

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<v Speaker 5>That Mickey b big troubling little whiner Gold Men who

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<v Speaker 5>swear at.

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<v Speaker 3>Goats, Silver, She Soak Not a movie, though I thought series.

0:50:46.280 --> 0:50:46.719
<v Speaker 3>Do it again?

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<v Speaker 5>Eat Pray, Love of One Google Star review Silver, Don't

0:50:53.200 --> 0:50:58.960
<v Speaker 5>you dare Devil? Put me on hold Bronze, try though

0:50:59.040 --> 0:51:03.800
<v Speaker 5>Nathan of Angry Karen's Oh, Silver, Krabby Shack.

0:51:03.960 --> 0:51:05.120
<v Speaker 4>Oh, he's a little bit crabby.

0:51:05.160 --> 0:51:05.399
<v Speaker 3>Silver.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a wonderful life.

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<v Speaker 5>Not Mikayla, why not?

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<v Speaker 4>It's a Friday chance You're on?

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<v Speaker 3>But menus laugh, Gold.

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<v Speaker 5>Wines World, Gold, Honey, I Hate the Kids, Silver and

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<v Speaker 5>from Bow Can I speak to your boss?

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<v Speaker 4>Baby?

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<v Speaker 1>Silver Path The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, let's talk about Monday Show today. So Monday

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<v Speaker 5>Show we will be announcing because we need to, because

0:51:43.880 --> 0:51:45.759
<v Speaker 5>we need to find out where we are actually be

0:51:45.800 --> 0:51:48.680
<v Speaker 5>going to do in the show next Thursday from all

0:51:48.719 --> 0:51:51.280
<v Speaker 5>the many hundreds of you that have entered our big competition,

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<v Speaker 5>then to win the back to the Show Live You

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<v Speaker 5>Meals next Thursday and Aloo with Sue the Wiko playing

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<v Speaker 5>Ian s. So Monday we will be announcing who it is,

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<v Speaker 5>I can promise you now. We still don't know yet. Honestly,

0:52:05.320 --> 0:52:07.920
<v Speaker 5>we still don't know. There are actually team members have

0:52:07.960 --> 0:52:10.920
<v Speaker 5>been knocking on doors and going round certain listeners homes

0:52:11.200 --> 0:52:13.600
<v Speaker 5>this week, having a little nosey round and then reporting

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<v Speaker 5>back to us. So if we've been spying on your home,

0:52:16.040 --> 0:52:18.960
<v Speaker 5>thank you for being so accommodating to our to Amy

0:52:19.000 --> 0:52:23.080
<v Speaker 5>who's been driving all over Victoria come around listeners' homes

0:52:23.239 --> 0:52:25.880
<v Speaker 5>and then cording us with their location reports. But on

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<v Speaker 5>Monday you can find out is it yours we're coming

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<v Speaker 5>to Also, Monday, we'll have your six word weekends. Have

0:52:31.920 --> 0:52:34.160
<v Speaker 5>a great weekend. We're back Monday. You could also find

0:52:34.200 --> 0:52:36.120
<v Speaker 5>out is Jack going to be there at six o'clock

0:52:36.400 --> 0:52:38.200
<v Speaker 5>or did he go and see Bill Burley and he

0:52:38.239 --> 0:52:41.040
<v Speaker 5>intends to come in at seven, So many questions will

0:52:41.080 --> 0:52:43.359
<v Speaker 5>be answered on Monday show. Have a great weekend well.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell's Show podcast