WEBVTT - MINI: Buttered Toast

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Yesterday, right, my

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<v Speaker 1>wife and I went out for a bite to eat, right,

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<v Speaker 1>like a late brunch, I guess, or we might technically

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<v Speaker 1>call it one o'clock.

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<v Speaker 2>Un that's a lunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, guys, we're here for late roach, okay whatever, pony,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here for early dinner okay at one something.

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<v Speaker 2>Other people here for early dinner, as we have a

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<v Speaker 2>look at it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we go out yesterday and I felt so sorry

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<v Speaker 1>for my wife, But I think I actually have like

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<v Speaker 1>hyper vigilance. Once I'm aware of something, I can't turn

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<v Speaker 1>it off.

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<v Speaker 2>Jane. Right, and there was a there was a guy

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<v Speaker 2>there that was.

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<v Speaker 1>Talking very very very loudly you know where. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like people were looking round, right, it was so loud.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I heard him order and he actually wanted

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<v Speaker 1>a side serving of toast. And he said to the woman,

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<v Speaker 1>can you make sure it's buttered for me as well?

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<v Speaker 1>And she thought he was joking right right, and he

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<v Speaker 1>went no, no, can you buy it for me? And

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<v Speaker 1>he goes, oh, you must have had a butter toast

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<v Speaker 1>like trying to get the band with him. And he

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<v Speaker 1>was a real humor to sack this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. I'm now looking round at this staring at him.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife goes to take it easy, right, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like Michael Douglas and falling down.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't pull back from it. I'm ready to throw down.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at this guy right, and I hear him

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<v Speaker 1>say my wife always does it with me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how. And he's like, it's just been

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<v Speaker 2>a pain.

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<v Speaker 3>He doesn't know how to do.

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<v Speaker 1>He said to this woman, I don't know how to

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<v Speaker 1>butter toast. Everyone knows how a buttter toast? He said,

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<v Speaker 1>can you make sure? Can you bring it out buttered

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<v Speaker 1>for me?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? I turned back right. My wife goes, it's not

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<v Speaker 2>something to do with you.

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<v Speaker 3>You're hulking up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I am.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, so anyway, the reason why I thought this

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<v Speaker 1>master come out and have a chat and get out

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<v Speaker 1>the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Says, what do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Think we should do for Christmas? And I'm like, can

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<v Speaker 1>you believe that guy? She's going to please?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you let it go. In the end, we had

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<v Speaker 2>to move to a different.

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<v Speaker 3>Part of this because of the distraction in my eyeline.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, and then I still ten minutes, twenty minutes, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't sort of out. I see the lady, I call

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<v Speaker 1>her over right, I said, don't. I will tip you

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<v Speaker 1>double right if you don't do it. She say, it's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's no big ten. I said that you don't need to.

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<v Speaker 1>He knows how to butter his toast. Don't butter his toast.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I saw them bring it out and I

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<v Speaker 1>can see it's buttered and what it goes, let's just

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<v Speaker 1>go over I just had to actually say I'm really sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, why can't you just why can't you let

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<v Speaker 1>it go? I said, don't you? Isn't it irritating you?

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<v Speaker 1>She went, not, like, is it irritating you that there's

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<v Speaker 1>a guy out there in Melbourne that demands that people

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<v Speaker 1>butter his toast?

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely?

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<v Speaker 3>And Bianker I get in trouble from Banker as well

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<v Speaker 3>for having lunches and brunches and early dinners where I'm

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<v Speaker 3>looking over her shoulders and not paying attention to the

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<v Speaker 3>conversation because something is annoying me in the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>I am maintenance. Can I just say that you're listening

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<v Speaker 2>to the question of Carl's Show podcast