Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Yesterday, right, my
Speaker 1: wife and I went out for a bite to eat, right,
Speaker 1: like a late brunch, I guess, or we might technically
Speaker 1: call it one o'clock.
Speaker 2: Un that's a lunch.
Speaker 1: Hi, guys, we're here for late roach, okay whatever, pony,
Speaker 1: I'm here for early dinner okay at one something.
Speaker 2: Other people here for early dinner, as we have a
Speaker 2: look at it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we go out yesterday and I felt so sorry
Speaker 1: for my wife, But I think I actually have like
Speaker 1: hyper vigilance. Once I'm aware of something, I can't turn
Speaker 1: it off.
Speaker 2: Jane. Right, and there was a there was a guy
Speaker 2: there that was.
Speaker 1: Talking very very very loudly you know where. It was
Speaker 1: like people were looking round, right, it was so loud.
Speaker 1: And then I heard him order and he actually wanted
Speaker 1: a side serving of toast. And he said to the woman,
Speaker 1: can you make sure it's buttered for me as well?
Speaker 1: And she thought he was joking right right, and he
Speaker 1: went no, no, can you buy it for me? And
Speaker 1: he goes, oh, you must have had a butter toast
Speaker 1: like trying to get the band with him. And he
Speaker 1: was a real humor to sack this guy.
Speaker 2: Right. I'm now looking round at this staring at him.
Speaker 1: My wife goes to take it easy, right, and I'm
Speaker 1: like Michael Douglas and falling down.
Speaker 2: I can't pull back from it. I'm ready to throw down.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at this guy right, and I hear him
Speaker 1: say my wife always does it with me.
Speaker 2: I don't know how. And he's like, it's just been
Speaker 2: a pain.
Speaker 3: He doesn't know how to do.
Speaker 1: He said to this woman, I don't know how to
Speaker 1: butter toast. Everyone knows how a buttter toast? He said,
Speaker 1: can you make sure? Can you bring it out buttered
Speaker 1: for me?
Speaker 2: Right? I turned back right. My wife goes, it's not
Speaker 2: something to do with you.
Speaker 3: You're hulking up.
Speaker 2: Yeah I am.
Speaker 1: She goes, so anyway, the reason why I thought this
Speaker 1: master come out and have a chat and get out
Speaker 1: the house.
Speaker 2: Says, what do you.
Speaker 1: Think we should do for Christmas? And I'm like, can
Speaker 1: you believe that guy? She's going to please?
Speaker 2: Can you let it go. In the end, we had
Speaker 2: to move to a different.
Speaker 3: Part of this because of the distraction in my eyeline.
Speaker 1: Right, and then I still ten minutes, twenty minutes, I
Speaker 1: can't sort of out. I see the lady, I call
Speaker 1: her over right, I said, don't. I will tip you
Speaker 1: double right if you don't do it. She say, it's okay,
Speaker 1: it's no big ten. I said that you don't need to.
Speaker 1: He knows how to butter his toast. Don't butter his toast.
Speaker 1: And then I saw them bring it out and I
Speaker 1: can see it's buttered and what it goes, let's just
Speaker 1: go over I just had to actually say I'm really sorry.
Speaker 1: She goes, why can't you just why can't you let
Speaker 1: it go? I said, don't you? Isn't it irritating you?
Speaker 1: She went, not, like, is it irritating you that there's
Speaker 1: a guy out there in Melbourne that demands that people
Speaker 1: butter his toast?
Speaker 2: Definitely?
Speaker 3: And Bianker I get in trouble from Banker as well
Speaker 3: for having lunches and brunches and early dinners where I'm
Speaker 3: looking over her shoulders and not paying attention to the
Speaker 3: conversation because something is annoying me in the restaurant.
Speaker 2: I am maintenance. Can I just say that you're listening
Speaker 2: to the question of Carl's Show podcast