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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Yesterday, right, my

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Speaker 1: wife and I went out for a bite to eat, right,

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Speaker 1: like a late brunch, I guess, or we might technically

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Speaker 1: call it one o'clock.

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Speaker 2: Un that's a lunch.

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Speaker 1: Hi, guys, we're here for late roach, okay whatever, pony,

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Speaker 1: I'm here for early dinner okay at one something.

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Speaker 2: Other people here for early dinner, as we have a

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Speaker 2: look at it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we go out yesterday and I felt so sorry

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Speaker 1: for my wife, But I think I actually have like

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Speaker 1: hyper vigilance. Once I'm aware of something, I can't turn

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Speaker 1: it off.

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Speaker 2: Jane. Right, and there was a there was a guy

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Speaker 2: there that was.

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Speaker 1: Talking very very very loudly you know where. It was

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Speaker 1: like people were looking round, right, it was so loud.

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Speaker 1: And then I heard him order and he actually wanted

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Speaker 1: a side serving of toast. And he said to the woman,

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Speaker 1: can you make sure it's buttered for me as well?

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Speaker 1: And she thought he was joking right right, and he

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Speaker 1: went no, no, can you buy it for me? And

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Speaker 1: he goes, oh, you must have had a butter toast

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Speaker 1: like trying to get the band with him. And he

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Speaker 1: was a real humor to sack this guy.

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Speaker 2: Right. I'm now looking round at this staring at him.

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Speaker 1: My wife goes to take it easy, right, and I'm

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Speaker 1: like Michael Douglas and falling down.

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Speaker 2: I can't pull back from it. I'm ready to throw down.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at this guy right, and I hear him

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Speaker 1: say my wife always does it with me.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how. And he's like, it's just been

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Speaker 2: a pain.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't know how to do.

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Speaker 1: He said to this woman, I don't know how to

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Speaker 1: butter toast. Everyone knows how a buttter toast? He said,

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Speaker 1: can you make sure? Can you bring it out buttered

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Speaker 1: for me?

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Speaker 2: Right? I turned back right. My wife goes, it's not

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Speaker 2: something to do with you.

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Speaker 3: You're hulking up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I am.

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Speaker 1: She goes, so anyway, the reason why I thought this

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Speaker 1: master come out and have a chat and get out

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Speaker 1: the house.

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Speaker 2: Says, what do you.

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Speaker 1: Think we should do for Christmas? And I'm like, can

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Speaker 1: you believe that guy? She's going to please?

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Speaker 2: Can you let it go. In the end, we had

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Speaker 2: to move to a different.

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Speaker 3: Part of this because of the distraction in my eyeline.

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Speaker 1: Right, and then I still ten minutes, twenty minutes, I

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Speaker 1: can't sort of out. I see the lady, I call

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Speaker 1: her over right, I said, don't. I will tip you

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Speaker 1: double right if you don't do it. She say, it's okay,

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Speaker 1: it's no big ten. I said that you don't need to.

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Speaker 1: He knows how to butter his toast. Don't butter his toast.

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Speaker 1: And then I saw them bring it out and I

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Speaker 1: can see it's buttered and what it goes, let's just

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Speaker 1: go over I just had to actually say I'm really sorry.

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Speaker 1: She goes, why can't you just why can't you let

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Speaker 1: it go? I said, don't you? Isn't it irritating you?

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Speaker 1: She went, not, like, is it irritating you that there's

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Speaker 1: a guy out there in Melbourne that demands that people

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Speaker 1: butter his toast?

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Speaker 2: Definitely?

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Speaker 3: And Bianker I get in trouble from Banker as well

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Speaker 3: for having lunches and brunches and early dinners where I'm

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Speaker 3: looking over her shoulders and not paying attention to the

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Speaker 3: conversation because something is annoying me in the restaurant.

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Speaker 2: I am maintenance. Can I just say that you're listening

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Speaker 2: to the question of Carl's Show podcast