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Speaker 1: Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: One of our favorite guests, Pete Hellier, is in the studio.

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Speaker 3: Low.

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Speaker 4: And happy birthday to the King if you're listening.

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Speaker 2: Yes, respects, your respects, You've got a good day, King,

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Speaker 2: Charles Factwards.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he travels with his toilet seat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: I did you know that. Yeah, so part of his

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Speaker 5: luggage is effectively a gold seat. And then whenever he

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Speaker 5: checks into a hotel or anything, someone has to unscrew

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Speaker 5: the toilet seat and put his toilet seat down.

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Speaker 6: And I know you run a similar operation with your

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Speaker 6: toilet seat.

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Speaker 4: I do, I do.

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Speaker 7: It's a tap rush actually rush around, which is very hygienic. Obviously,

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Speaker 7: it's good to see Prince Hary's here in work.

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Speaker 4: He's obviously tick it back in so you can come

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Speaker 4: back into the fold, Harry. We've got a job for

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Speaker 4: you to do. Do this for a year and you're.

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Speaker 2: Back in and be a prince again, part time plumber,

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Speaker 2: straight baking your printing.

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Speaker 7: Absolutely, I believe I know what you always entertained us

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Speaker 7: in the jungle with your prince, your now king Charles impression.

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Speaker 7: Maybe give us that, give us that one.

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Speaker 8: I remember that absolutely.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if it made the final cut for

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Speaker 5: the TV show. But I do a little rendition before bed.

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Speaker 7: I assumed everyone when you come out of the jungle,

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Speaker 7: all the stuff that you realize, they thought they definitely

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Speaker 7: would have played that.

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Speaker 4: I used to do a character a cowboy.

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Speaker 5: People would make a lot of money, you know, performing

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Speaker 5: at certain gigs around Australia, and people would do a

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Speaker 5: show for us every single night before bed where he

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Speaker 5: would be the sheriff. He had this little laszoo and

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Speaker 5: his horse Maduri was tired up at the front. There

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Speaker 5: was a backstory there. You'd go for an hour and

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Speaker 5: the cams would be in hysterics every single night.

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Speaker 4: And the ongoing joke was that it started off my

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Speaker 4: horse Majory.

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Speaker 7: But then after a few times I lost a horse,

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Speaker 7: and then each time I come back and I lost

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Speaker 7: my horse because I didn't know how.

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Speaker 4: To tie the horses properly, so they would just run off.

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Speaker 7: The premise was that I was coming to camp asking

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Speaker 7: anyone if they'd seen my horse.

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Speaker 4: Every night? Do you think they.

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Speaker 8: Dinner?

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Speaker 5: When we both got kicked out of the jungle and

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Speaker 5: you informed me at dinner, you were like.

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Speaker 4: Because I asked somebody, I said it might be. My

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Speaker 4: wife said, what do you think of the sheriff?

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Speaker 6: Do you want to do?

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Speaker 7: You want to visit from the sheriff tonight? What are

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Speaker 7: you talking about the sheriff? I much loved character from

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Speaker 7: the Jungle. I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Speaker 8: Completely hut.

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Speaker 2: You walking into the bedroom in Asler's Chaps, your couns

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Speaker 2: either side, no bit serious.

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Speaker 4: He is devastating, absolutely devastating.

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Speaker 8: What are you talking?

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Speaker 4: You may have to make an appearance in one of

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Speaker 4: these books that I oh, yeah, a horse book.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you've got a brand new book called Detective Galileo.

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Speaker 4: Yep. Absolutely. Galileo is a trail horse.

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Speaker 7: He takes tourists on rides along the not quite two

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Speaker 7: mile Beach, and his family has been doing that for generations.

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Speaker 7: But he decides it's not what he wants to do

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Speaker 7: with his life. He wants to become a police horse.

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Speaker 7: He wants to solve crimes. He joins the police force.

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Speaker 7: He pretty quickly works out that the police horses don't

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Speaker 7: actually solve the crimes. They're they're the ferry of the

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Speaker 7: officers around. He attempts to solve a crime. As a result,

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Speaker 7: he gets kicked off the force and he begins his

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Speaker 7: own detective agency, which I can't confirm. He's the world's

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Speaker 7: first detective agency run by a horse.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I did notice that in the ride up on

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Speaker 5: the backpede you used a horse pun?

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Speaker 6: You said, does that stop Galileo?

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Speaker 9: Nay?

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Speaker 6: Way, I'm interested.

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Speaker 5: Did you have a moment before you started writing the

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Speaker 5: book where he has wrote down every single horse pun

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Speaker 5: you knew and then tick them off slowly.

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Speaker 7: I'm actually some of the think I should have done that,

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Speaker 7: because that's the only horsepun in the book. I've realized

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Speaker 7: I missed an opportunity. No, there were quite a few, obviously,

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Speaker 7: h in there. There's a lot of horsing around. If

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Speaker 7: you like anyone in the book, there's one. There's one

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Speaker 7: for free. You have to buy the book to get

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Speaker 7: the rest. But it's a fun's I gotta say, it's

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Speaker 7: a fun book. It's the first four books in this stage.

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Speaker 7: The next one will be out in November, so it's yeah,

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Speaker 7: it's it's it's a it's a.

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Speaker 8: Really fun Illustrations in here as well.

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Speaker 7: Andy John has done a great job. He's a South

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Speaker 7: Australian illustrator. He's in a fantasy, and I got to

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Speaker 7: say it took a while to find an illustrator because

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Speaker 7: I didn't know this. Horses notoriously hard to draw in

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Speaker 7: the right illustration world, yep, because people either get the

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Speaker 7: heads right or the bodies either you can't. People often

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Speaker 7: can't get the head right in the body right. They

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Speaker 7: can give a good head and the bad body, bad body,

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Speaker 7: good head by myself, I'll choose which ones which you

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Speaker 7: cause to defer my body on my head. Give out

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Speaker 7: a number, guys, Come on, let's go, let's go to

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Speaker 7: the lines.

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Speaker 8: Is that what you you think? You got half a

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Speaker 8: horse tattooed on your footwards?

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Speaker 2: Because they were just like they were just like, geez,

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Speaker 2: I'm only an half person when it comes to horses.

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Speaker 8: Ye say, they can only do the back half.

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Speaker 6: Believe, yeah you got horses?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: What's the tattoo?

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Speaker 6: Artist? Obviously was like, I'm sorry, I can only do

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Speaker 4: I should have gone to any joyner.

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Speaker 8: Maybe you can link them up after you if you

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Speaker 8: get that finished off for you should get finished. Yeah right,

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Speaker 8: actually I do.

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Speaker 6: The idea is I reckon?

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Speaker 2: You can tell Pete that story?

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Speaker 8: Elliott right up next.

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Speaker 2: I hope you guys having a great drive home to

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Speaker 2: get the new book is called Detective Gallea out there

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Speaker 2: on all good and bad books books written here.

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Speaker 4: We're not fussy. I actually demanded in every store you

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Speaker 4: can get to a Harvey Norman to get one of

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Speaker 4: these bloody hell.

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Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure that's what That's what I demanded. You

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Speaker 7: can go to a brows and things, Wow, Detective Galileo.

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Speaker 7: If they don't, let me know, and I'll get onto it.

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Speaker 8: What a gombo, get your bra get a book?

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Speaker 7: I mean happily, not in the savers just yet.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna have a cracking for a few months before.

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Speaker 5: It's Will and I have actually spoken before when we're

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Speaker 5: reading books to our daughters to make it a bit

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Speaker 5: more fun for us. It's great to give characters an

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Speaker 5: accent or a voice like I could be Charles.

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Speaker 6: Exactly right, I do a great Charles.

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Speaker 5: Actually a lot of my characters are English because my

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Speaker 6: But so Galileo. What does he sound like? Does he

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Speaker 6: have a background?

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Speaker 4: Is he Russian? He's not Russian. Let's come on. I mean,

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Speaker 4: I'm here to promote of kids book.

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Speaker 7: I don't want to get dragged into some kind of geopolitical,

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Speaker 4: Heozed please h you're better than that.

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Speaker 7: He probably sat, he doesn't have any because Octavius is

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Speaker 7: his dad. His dad, he's probably got a deeper voice,

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Speaker 7: Galileo and gallet.

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Speaker 4: It's probably it's probably been higher. Hi, it's what we've

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Speaker 4: been higher.

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Speaker 7: So that's how you Maybe not that high, maybe that high.

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Speaker 4: Let's got some callers.

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Speaker 11: What is.

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Speaker 8: Hey, Pete? I saw the other day. This is wild.

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Speaker 8: You've been a victim of a scam.

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Speaker 4: Online, many scams.

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Speaker 2: But you they're using and they're using your name as

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Speaker 2: part of like a messaging campaign. I'll read the message,

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Speaker 2: the account tags the person and then says this is

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Speaker 2: my private account different from my official page being handled

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Speaker 2: by admin.

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Speaker 8: I'm hoping to use this medium to create a mutual

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Speaker 8: relationship with fans. Here.

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Speaker 2: Kindly send me a friend request or direct message me

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Speaker 2: if you're up for a chat. Okay, And then you

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Speaker 2: put the rose emoticon, which which is which is.

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Speaker 4: Very It goes back to me back in the Bachelor.

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Speaker 7: And if I can't give out roses on the Bachelor,

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Speaker 7: I will give them out in hoax emails.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that is definitely a while. That's just I.

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Speaker 7: Will never reach out to you for contacts. I just

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Speaker 7: I just won't do that on social media. I may

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Speaker 7: do that if I'm on your door and it's me sure, Yeah,

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Speaker 7: but no.

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Speaker 4: That's uh.

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Speaker 7: There is there's that one that's the most recent one,

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Speaker 7: and there was in the rector of this function one

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Speaker 7: which definitely.

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Speaker 4: Was a hoax. Definitely a hoax.

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Speaker 7: There's a cryptocurrency one with had me and Ronnie Chang involved.

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Speaker 6: Really yeah, good, comebo.

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Speaker 4: Yes, you guys would have been involved with a few hoaxes,

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Speaker 4: no doubt.

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Speaker 8: No. Not famous.

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Speaker 4: And you'll get there. You'll get that when you know

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Speaker 4: you've made it's.

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Speaker 8: Still slightly good when you see there.

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Speaker 4: It's all pad on the back from the hoax community.

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Speaker 8: You had, you had a death hoax, didn't.

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Speaker 6: You've got to be of a certain celebrity status.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I was.

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Speaker 7: I was pronounced dead on Twitter a few years ago.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I did not know that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I was.

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Speaker 7: I was watching Judith Lucy and Denise Scott at the

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Speaker 7: Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Got out lots of messages from management.

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Speaker 7: Please let me know you got to the th and

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Speaker 7: that you are alive. You know, got on Twitter and

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Speaker 7: I realized what happened there was Peter Hawley been reported

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Speaker 7: as he's dead, and I text my kids saying it's okay,

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Speaker 7: there's a there's a hoax rumor on Twitter that I'm dead,

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Speaker 7: but I'm alive, Dad's alive or is good And they

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Speaker 7: still haven't responded to that text message.

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Speaker 4: I haven't even mentioned it around the house, So you know, I'm.

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Speaker 8: Hoping there was an element of truth in it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, you had that fantasy of like flying

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Speaker 7: over your own funeral kind of see who might be

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Speaker 7: there and all that. It was a real grim insight

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Speaker 7: into what it might be.

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Speaker 8: Got home in the champagne was Bobs.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, nothing was said, nothing was mentioned.

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Speaker 8: So yeah, that's awesome.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it is good. It's good fun. It's good fun.

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Speaker 2: Hey, if you want to go and get Pete's book,

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Speaker 2: make sure you go and give yourself a copy right now.

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Speaker 8: Detective Gallea out in all good bookstores.

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Speaker 10: Now.

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Speaker 7: I will say, like, you know, even if it's not

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Speaker 4: This book's not long enough. We you're gonna have to

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Speaker 8: Here. We are doing about if we had to, which chapters.

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Speaker 4: Will you won't want to. Every word is.

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Speaker 7: Every word, every word is a guaranteed guaranteed you'll be

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Speaker 4: You could be falling asleep. You waking them up. You'll

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Speaker 4: be shoving them go. No, no, I'm not stopping. I'm

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Speaker 8: You can't snooze, you lose. You get the book, Brandy book,

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Speaker 8: four of them as well.

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Speaker 7: Four of them, yeah, November. I'll give you the name

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Speaker 7: of it, The dog Father. All right, all right, wow,

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Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, Detective Galileo out now in all bookstores.

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Speaker 8: Peter Elliott, thanks coming in, Thank you, Thanks Pete.

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Speaker 2: There is a happy hobby horse of ours Woods thirteen

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Speaker 2: sixty five. What has a boom broken in anger? If

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Speaker 3: Took to having a plate smashing cupboard, and I've got

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Speaker 3: I go to a lot of op chops by oppold

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Speaker 3: I smash as many as I like. But then later

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Speaker 2: Every time that you get frustrated with your phone, you

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Speaker 2: go to a cupboard next to your back door full

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Speaker 10: Kids anything, I check out of it.

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Speaker 8: You're going to take some more calls now though, Kiki,

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Speaker 8: this is your mum.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 12: My sister had taken her time unpacking her suitcase after

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Speaker 8: I love that.

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Speaker 5: That's what my mummy to me as well, like it's

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Speaker 5: like too quick if something was damaged, though it's my

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Speaker 6: I think that's how it works. On one smashed her.

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Speaker 5: Door into a car, like screamed the carning door, and

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Speaker 2: My mum crashed the car and it was because I

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Speaker 13: Yeah, unbelievable. You've done it again.

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Speaker 14: Went again.

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Speaker 8: That's outstanding. It does provide a car coach.

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Speaker 2: I will be blaming whichever child I have in my

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Speaker 5: Distraction, Sam, this was your dad, Yes, it.

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Speaker 12: Was my dad.

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Speaker 15: So just the preface. I have a toddlers. I have

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, and my dad.

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Speaker 15: Got the ships one day because he couldn't open the

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Speaker 15: and then continuously stumped on the baby gate, so the

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Speaker 2: Of course, there's a lot of anger lurking under the

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Speaker 8: Zach is cold. I'm thirty one and six. Five things

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Speaker 8: that boomers have broken and anger, Zach, what you got?

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Speaker 11: Ill?

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Speaker 14: My funny one my uncle who was being a little

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Speaker 14: and then anyway it ended up strongling the crowbar at

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Speaker 2: Yes, woods, I told you recently that we built my

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Speaker 2: daughter her first big bed, big girl bed, build her

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Speaker 8: We were ike.

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Speaker 2: We're an I care family. Sam's Dutch. Everything's ica ik

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Speaker 2: is just you know, the Jesus' fourth Miracle was ike

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Speaker 8: Sweetish Jesus, sweetish Jesus. You be hot. So yeah, gorgeous,

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Speaker 8: whole new meeting too.

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Speaker 2: The rope absolutely turn your water into one, don't worry

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Speaker 8: It will turn your cardboard into meatballs. That's shocking.

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Speaker 2: So so we so we got this big girl bed

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Speaker 2: and it's comes into flat pack. Obviously, now, over the

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Speaker 2: period of the nine years in my relationship, you would

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Speaker 2: agree with this as well. Sam, my partner, has firmly

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Speaker 2: established herself as the more manly and handy one of

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Speaker 2: the two of us.

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Speaker 5: Yes, definitely one per So you just you just got

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Speaker 5: is your bag, and it's great. We've both got our

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Speaker 5: you're at that stage. You're you become like well, effectively

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Speaker 5: and then you're just handing wrenches and the alan keys

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Speaker 5: and that's your role there.

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Speaker 6: And are you thirsty you want to drink, maybe dab the.

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Speaker 5: Brow if anything like that, But that's your role.

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Speaker 8: Well, I know, I know it's like the birth sweet again. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: she's doing all the work here. If you need, that's it.

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Speaker 2: And I'm you know, I'm not good at that, but

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Speaker 8: See if I do that, I kicked out of the room.

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Speaker 8: I learned that. So I just don't say anything. Is

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Speaker 8: the key, you would you would get hard time. Sure

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Speaker 8: that goes there.

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Speaker 2: To catch me just peering at the instruction booklet, which

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Speaker 2: because that's I think you need a captain who's in

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Speaker 2: charge of the instruction booklet and they're reading instructions. But

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Speaker 2: I just yeah, I like to take a glance every

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Speaker 2: now and then just to make sure we're on the

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Speaker 2: right path. Don't say it, but you do looks you

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Speaker 2: go like doing it that way. Yeah, Yeah, that's the

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Speaker 2: sort of passive aggression that I thrive on. So anyway,

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Speaker 2: so she's kind of like, you know, kicking it around,

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Speaker 2: you know, looks like she's doing okay. I didn't have

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Speaker 2: to step in at any point. Again, don't want to

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Speaker 2: step on her toes. This is her territory, and she

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Speaker 2: has claimed this territory, and she will happily crow about

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Speaker 2: this territory to all of our friends that she is

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Speaker 2: far more handy than me. Yes, it's a reverse of

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Speaker 2: the stereotype. Yes I'm pathetic, yeah yea to yether Yeah sure,

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Speaker 2: but how good is it when your partner fails at

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Speaker 2: something that they rate themselves out?

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Speaker 5: No, that's I don't like that because it's happening with me.

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Speaker 5: With the washing sometimes I lose a sock because I'm

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Speaker 5: the washing guy in my house.

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Speaker 2: Just as soon as your partner gets just an inch

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Speaker 2: of pride. Yeah, the thing that they do nothing, nothing

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Speaker 2: in this world, gives me more joy than to watch

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Speaker 2: sem go to water or a handyman project it just

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Speaker 2: because she's just claimed.

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Speaker 5: It's the flip on our relationship. Mim loves it when

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Speaker 5: I stuff up because I get the pride with my

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Speaker 5: house chores. So she'd just support us in that time

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Speaker 5: and if we've failed at our number one thing, you

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Speaker 5: need to support us.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, because we're fragile. No, now, what are you going

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Speaker 8: to do?

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Speaker 2: So so we ended up put in the bed together.

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Speaker 2: We put it all together. It looked pretty good. My

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Speaker 2: part was great, actually, but then we slid the bottom

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Speaker 2: like the Homo Simpson spice rack, like just the just

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Speaker 2: the drawers were just they were off, Like there was

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Speaker 8: The front of it was wrong.

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Speaker 6: And you always had that moment where you go, I

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Speaker 8: You kind of like force it. You couldn't.

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Speaker 2: You couldn't get this, You couldn't get the drawer out.

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Speaker 2: So I knew she'd stuffed that. She knew she stuffed it.

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Speaker 2: She was furios about that. She'd been working on the

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Speaker 2: bed for a couple of hours. I obviously gave her

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Speaker 2: lots of grief then and continue to, but I just

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Speaker 2: thought now would be a good opportunity to give her

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Speaker 2: some more grief and just celebrate the fact that I'm

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Speaker 2: back in the handiest man in the house.

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Speaker 8: I'm back, I'm mac right. So we wanted to call

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Speaker 8: her and rub her face in it. Well, no, I

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Speaker 8: them actually are actually believable, because what I really wanted

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Speaker 8: to do was call it. What I want to do

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Speaker 8: is call it from my keya.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and just and just see if she needed

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Speaker 5: Customer service call, just just checking in. It didn't look

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Speaker 5: like you'd be you were going to be.

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Speaker 2: We weren't sure whether you'd be able to make that yourself.

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Speaker 2: Just checking today whether or not you actually managed to

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Speaker 2: pull it off.

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Speaker 6: It pinged on our system that you might need some support.

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Speaker 8: Just watching you walk out the door.

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Speaker 2: There, and you looked generally handily pretty pathetic. So just

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Speaker 2: checking to see where you made it through.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, do that.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm keen, all right, Tyler in what Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Hello?

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Speaker 8: Is that Sam speaking?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 10: Hi Sam, it's Gary here for my kea.

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Speaker 8: Hi, Hey Sam.

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Speaker 10: We just saw you walking out of the store the

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Speaker 10: other day with a flat pack, and look, the general

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Speaker 10: consensus makes the team was that you look like you

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Speaker 10: might not know what you were doing with that. We

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Speaker 10: just want to double check that you managed to put

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Speaker 10: that flat pack together? Are okay and everything works.

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Speaker 11: As a matter of fact, I didn't you.

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Speaker 10: Didn't, didn't quite do it.

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Speaker 5: He's gone.

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Speaker 8: You gotta you had her on the whole for two seconds.

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Speaker 13: You know, will out of the two of us.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm always thinking money.

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Speaker 5: Business, How how how can we raise some funds for

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Speaker 5: the radio show?

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Speaker 13: Well?

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Speaker 8: Love that about your mate.

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Speaker 5: I think I have stumbled across something. Okay, that is

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Speaker 5: going to make us a lot of cats. All right,

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Speaker 5: let me run you through it.

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Speaker 6: It's the perfect song before we're getting rich. It doesn't

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Just get us in the vibe of feeling rich because

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Speaker 5: we're about to be it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, this works as well.

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Speaker 5: So we're about to be a couple of pims. So

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Speaker 5: MIM's parents are clearing a whole bunch of stuff out.

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Speaker 8: Of their garage. Oh nice garage sale. Is that.

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Speaker 6: Selling some lemonade?

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Speaker 8: License to print? License to print?

450
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Speaker 5: It's better than that. So I was going through the

451
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Speaker 5: shelves and across all the crap they had in their garage.

452
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Speaker 5: I stumbled across this box, this purple felt box.

453
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Speaker 6: And I can just tell when I see something that

454
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Speaker 6: it's got value attached.

455
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Speaker 8: To it.

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Speaker 6: You know, you just know, you're just like, I think

457
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Speaker 6: that's expensive?

458
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Speaker 8: Is it weighty? Way?

459
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Speaker 6: It's very heavy, and it's got this purple Have you

460
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Speaker 6: got it? I've got it in the studio. I'm about

461
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Speaker 6: to show it.

462
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:03,760
Speaker 8: Let me see, all right.

463
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:07,920
Speaker 5: So I didn't I didn't tell them about this obviously.

464
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Speaker 5: So I saw this purple felt box.

465
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Speaker 13: Have a look at that.

466
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Speaker 6: Gold squares on it as well. This is legit.

467
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,520
Speaker 8: It's got a couple of coats of arms.

468
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Speaker 5: It says strictly limited edition, registered number three three.

469
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Speaker 8: Eight eight coats of arms embossed on the front.

470
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Speaker 6: There coats of arms.

471
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Speaker 5: These are the coats of arms of the Princes of Wales. Wow,

472
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,520
Speaker 5: so I've got a bit of a bit of royal

473
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Speaker 5: gear here in this box.

474
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Speaker 8: Yeah.

475
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Speaker 5: I opened the box up well, and again I want

476
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Speaker 5: to stress that, so I just snuck this straight into

477
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Speaker 5: my car. I didn't speak to MIM's parents about it

478
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,800
Speaker 5: because I was like, you've asked me to clear your

479
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,480
Speaker 5: garret and you've left this in there.

480
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Speaker 8: That's your fault. That's on you court napping. Yeah.

481
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I opened the box when I got into the car,

482
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Speaker 5: and you can explain to our audience what we've got

483
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Speaker 5: oh my god, here wow will Yeah. This is the

484
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:08,720
Speaker 5: official ceremonial wine that was created to celebrate the engagement

485
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Speaker 5: Wow of Prince Charles Wow and Lady Diana.

486
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Speaker 8: Wow.

487
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Speaker 5: Money Wow money.

488
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Speaker 8: That's legit.

489
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Speaker 6: So he's now the king, right, it's amazing. Lady Diet worshiped.

490
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Speaker 13: Yeah around like.

491
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Speaker 2: You know the other reason that you know that there's

492
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Speaker 2: wealth attached to this. Woods were careful, careful, careful there

493
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Speaker 2: and open. So there are two bottles.

494
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Speaker 8: Is it wine? Is it wine?

495
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Speaker 6: Nineteen seventy nine vintage Port.

496
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Speaker 2: It's port Wow, So it's going to it's actually will

497
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Speaker 2: have to survive then, which is good.

498
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Speaker 6: So you've got a bottle for Charles.

499
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Speaker 8: You've got to Charles's face is painted on one. Yep,

500
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Speaker 8: Diana's faces painted on the other. It's got these little

501
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Speaker 8: leaflet books on the inside.

502
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Speaker 16: So big picture of Charles again, look at that, a

503
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Speaker 16: look at the years lying yeah, yeah, and then a

504
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Speaker 16: big right Charles Philip Arthur George, Prince of Wales born

505
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Speaker 16: blah blah blah blah blah, he was educated here blah

506
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Speaker 16: blah blah blah blah.

507
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Speaker 5: And it's effectively his whole life story.

508
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:20,719
Speaker 6: But then it mentions like this is the celebration of

509
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Speaker 6: his engagement.

510
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Speaker 8: Dude, I reckon.

511
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Speaker 2: The reason we know there's a bit of value here

512
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 2: is the fact that it's numbered as well.

513
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Speaker 8: Yes, so what number is it?

514
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Speaker 6: It says strictly limited edition on the gold embossing, registered

515
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Speaker 6: number three three eight eight.

516
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Speaker 8: So how do you think they came into this?

517
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Speaker 13: I have no.

518
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,720
Speaker 6: I couldn't talk to them about it because they obviously

519
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Speaker 6: would have wanted it.

520
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Speaker 8: How are your parents in law?

521
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 13: Absolutely? Absolutely?

522
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Speaker 6: But water is thicker than blood anyway?

523
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Speaker 8: Money No, but yeah.

524
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Speaker 6: Money, yeap?

525
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Speaker 8: What are you thinking?

526
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Speaker 6: How much do you idea? Have you looked at up that?

527
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Speaker 14: No?

528
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Speaker 8: I haven't.

529
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Speaker 6: No, Well, I don't know.

530
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Speaker 13: I'm nervous. I'm nervous.

531
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Speaker 6: I think we should at an expert.

532
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Speaker 8: Why don't we go to a sign I look it up?

533
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 5: Well, no, no, I think we shouldet an expert on I

534
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 5: think googling that you know, Google doesn't know everything.

535
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,120
Speaker 6: Well, Google doesn't know everything.

536
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Speaker 5: And I'm worried that you're going to get some You're

537
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 5: going to try it, You're gonna get hustled online. There's

538
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 5: going to be some some you know, money hungry, fake

539
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 5: expert online. That's gonna now, don't tell me this is bad. Yeah,

540
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Speaker 5: I feel like I feel like we should at an

541
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Speaker 5: expert on.

542
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Speaker 8: Have you I've found it?

543
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 5: Okay, don't say anything if this is bad news, because

544
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,400
Speaker 5: well I am trying to make money for the show.

545
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, how can we get an expert on? How

546
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 8: can we get an expert on? I'm not unhappy. I

547
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 8: just feel like I'm not I'm not unhappy. I'm not No,

548
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Speaker 8: I'm not I'm not unhappy. I'm not unhappy.

549
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Speaker 2: I want to state that, all right, I want to

550
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Speaker 2: state that. All right, Well, we need is a bit

551
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Speaker 2: of conjecture.

552
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Speaker 6: This conjecture is good, that's what we want. I think

553
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Speaker 6: we can drive the price up with conjecture.

554
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Speaker 8: All right. Okay, So, and by the way, this isn't just.

555
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 5: A selfish pursuit that I'm engaging in here, Guys. If

556
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,639
Speaker 5: we make money off this, we'll then use the money

557
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 5: to do something with the radio show.

558
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 8: Okay, I think we can all enjoy Okay, I'm looking

559
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Speaker 8: forward to it.

560
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Speaker 6: Yeah, bloody Earth.

561
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Speaker 5: Okay, expert, if you're an expert, by the way, in

562
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Speaker 5: Royal antiquity, well.

563
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 2: We should just get the guy from Antiques Roadshow on Okay, Bevi,

564
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,359
Speaker 2: we'll reach out to all that out prod. He's on

565
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Speaker 2: the show tomorrow. I've ad to this. Yeah great, this

566
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 2: is a favorite pastime of ours. If you've got a

567
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Speaker 2: great moment from your life so outrageous it could be

568
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Speaker 2: from a soap opera.

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Speaker 6: Real life so far, all right, we've got Chloe here. Hello, Chloe, Hey,

570
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Speaker 6: how are you going?

571
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Speaker 13: Very well? Thank you?

572
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Speaker 6: We love this bit. The stories are always great.

573
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Speaker 5: You've had a moment in your life that you think

574
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Speaker 5: belongs in a soap opera?

575
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Speaker 8: Yeah, one hundred, run us through.

576
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Speaker 11: It, alright? Do you want me to give away the

577
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,159
Speaker 11: punchline straight away? Like easy and.

578
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Speaker 2: Generally speaking in entertainment, you saved the punch signed for

579
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Speaker 2: the end, Chloe, I reckon, that's probably the best way

580
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Speaker 2: to go about it.

581
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Speaker 8: But you do it the way you've been doing it.

582
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 5: You obviously told this story before, so if the punchline

583
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Speaker 5: early works, you know, it's totally up to you.

584
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Speaker 6: Chloe.

585
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:13,400
Speaker 11: That's true. So basically, I dated a guy that faked

586
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Speaker 11: a medical condition.

587
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Speaker 13: Oh my goodness.

588
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Speaker 11: Okay, Now as I explain it the whole time, you'll

589
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 11: be thinking like what is wrong with her? Like why

590
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Speaker 11: was she like staying.

591
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Speaker 6: Okay, so what Yeah.

592
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 11: We were dating for a few months, she started like

593
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Speaker 11: randomly fainting.

594
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Speaker 6: Oh so I was would anything like precede the faint.

595
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Speaker 11: I feel like it was like when he got stressed out,

596
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Speaker 11: he would faint. But then it turns out the thing

597
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Speaker 11: that was like kind of stressing her out was like

598
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Speaker 11: when I wanted to go hang out with my friends

599
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Speaker 11: or yeah.

600
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Speaker 5: So you'd say like I'm just going to go see

601
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Speaker 5: the girls and then I'll mate would pass out or

602
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Speaker 5: like faint and then you would have to stay home

603
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Speaker 5: and look after him.

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Speaker 11: Yes, very that, or he would like come out with

605
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Speaker 11: me and then say like he feels like he's about

606
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Speaker 11: to saint, or like he just feels like something's going

607
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 11: to happen, and we'd have to go home early.

608
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Speaker 6: Right, okay, So then what happens next?

609
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Speaker 11: Fainting aside because whatever, like you can't help it. It

610
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,239
Speaker 11: was like random, like sometimes he wouldn't saint for like

611
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,159
Speaker 11: a while. It would be very up and down. So

612
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 11: the only thing I could kind of chuck it up

613
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 11: to was like stress like because I was trying to

614
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Speaker 11: rule out like consistent factors because I was forcing him

615
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Speaker 11: to see a doctor about it, because you seem to

616
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Speaker 11: think it was like no big deal, and I was

617
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Speaker 11: like like no, like this is a nightmare, Like you

618
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Speaker 11: need to get on it. I was kind of like

619
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Speaker 11: checked out because it was all these other issues, like

620
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 11: obviously it wasn't just a fainting, and I was like ready, yeah,

621
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Speaker 11: I was vibing out. And as that was happening, the

622
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Speaker 11: fainting started increasing, and then the faintings started being accompanied

623
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Speaker 11: by like memory loss.

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Speaker 8: Oh, like short term or long term.

625
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Speaker 11: It would depend on how it can be. And it

626
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 11: would be for him.

627
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Speaker 5: Can you give me an example of something that he

628
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 5: would say he's forgotten.

629
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Speaker 11: Choe okay, So early days it would be like we'd

630
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 11: had an argument, he'd forgotten about it. So then I

631
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 11: have to go rush to him because he'll call me

632
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Speaker 11: and he'll be like, I don't know where I am,

633
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Speaker 11: I don't know what's happened, and it's like I'm just

634
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 11: woken up. I've just woken up on the floor. So

635
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 11: then I rushed to him. It's like flights instantly over.

636
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Speaker 11: I'm going to him, taking care of him, and then

637
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Speaker 11: he can't like remember what the argument was about or

638
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 11: what was said.

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00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 6: Wow, well okay, so then this goes on for a while.

640
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 11: And my friends, it turns out we're all like sorrow

641
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 11: onto it. And I was like, guys, like he'd have

642
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 11: to be a psychope, have to make this up, Like

643
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 11: surely not.

644
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 5: Had this come out? How did you figure out this

645
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 5: wasn't actually legit Chloe?

646
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 11: Because I think he like got too cocky with it.

647
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 11: He would act like it was such an hindrance on

648
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 11: his life because he's like, oh, I've forgotten seeing Top

649
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 11: the Top Gun. I'll have to go see Top Gun again.

650
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 11: What is nightmare? You have dragged me to that movie?

651
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 12: Like, now.

652
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 6: We've got to go.

653
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 4: And then when it.

654
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Speaker 11: Gets bad is like I broke up with him one

655
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 11: time and he like again called me forgotten all about

656
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 11: it whatever, and it led to us getting back together.

657
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 11: But when I started clocking on was I found out

658
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 11: about him playing up like all of January and I

659
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 11: didn't find out till like step and then when I

660
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 11: called him out on it, broke up with him. Like

661
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Speaker 11: so over I'm like, oh my god, finally, because it's

662
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 11: been very difficult to break up with him when he keeps.

663
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Speaker 6: Forgetting it of course nightmare.

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Speaker 11: So I'm kind of like stuck. But now it's like, no,

665
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 11: you've cheated, like you're a dog. There's proof you've like whatever.

666
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Speaker 11: And then the time when he called me to do

667
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Speaker 11: the whole I've fainted, like I don't. He carried it

668
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 11: with wait, wait what month is this and then it

669
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Speaker 11: turned and said, oh, I don't even remember New Year.

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Speaker 11: So he had wiped a month and it had never

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Speaker 11: been a month before, but because he needed a.

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Speaker 2: Month, right, so I just got too convenient for him.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, this is so bad. He was like, not only

674
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Speaker 11: do I not remember breaking up? Like I don't even

675
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 11: remember what it is I done to cause the break up.

676
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 11: And he's like, I wish I could give you answers.

677
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 11: I just don't remember.

678
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 6: Oh has he ever come clean? Chlo and said, all right.

679
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,719
Speaker 11: I think he's married now, Like I think he's actually

680
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 11: married to one of the girls he was like talking

681
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 11: to during January. Poor girl.

682
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 8: I know she seemed more than hundred times she has.

683
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 11: No idea what's coming for as if this whole thing's

684
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 11: not embarrassing enough. But he would slip up and I'd

685
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 11: be like, hmm, that's like weird that you remember that,

686
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 11: because I'm pretty sure that happened in January, and old

687
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 11: Mat would double down and be like, oh, the memories

688
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Speaker 11: are coming back.

689
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 8: Genius, he does it again.

690
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 2: We stumbled into an impossible task a couple of days ago,

691
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 2: the idea of having an argument with yourself.

692
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 5: Yep, I tried, and honestly my brain short circuited because

693
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 5: I just want to make it very clear to everyone.

694
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Speaker 8: I think I think we might actually have audio of

695
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 8: that have listened.

696
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 5: Hey mate, we want to talk to you for a bit.

697
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 5: Did you lose a sock in the wash?

698
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 8: Well?

699
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 6: No, I wouldn't say it's lost at this point. I'd

700
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 6: say it's misplaced. Why do you Why do you say that?

701
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 13: You know how?

702
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 5: You know how angry I get about lost socks. I

703
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 5: just I don't know what possibly happened in there for

704
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 5: you to have to to to wait, who am I?

705
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 6: And it's very important to say that.

706
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 5: I think it's easy to do if you're like changing

707
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 5: your voice or there's a character change.

708
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Speaker 8: Well, that's how people do online these days, don't they.

709
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 8: They do the videos pop off. Here's me so sick

710
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 8: of those videos.

711
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 5: Oh, here's me with a towel on my head without

712
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 5: the tell The towel on the head is my partner.

713
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 5: By the way, this is this is a relatable fight

714
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 5: that we have every night. But yes, I think when

715
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 5: you're being exactly the same person with the same name

716
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 5: what you just heard from me, that you just your

717
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 5: brain melts because you can't remember who you are anymore.

718
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 5: We had some people call the show. Yes, they attempted.

719
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 2: It all failed dismally. I threw it on the gortland,

720
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 2: I said outside. I threw it out to outside, to

721
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 2: the producers outside. You know, we're only one's gonna be

722
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 2: able to do this, And junior producer analyst said something

723
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 2: I think particularly outrageous.

724
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 6: It's impossible.

725
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 5: I reckon, we should get a trained actor or actress

726
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 5: on the showder and you.

727
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,479
Speaker 8: Have an argument with yourself.

728
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 6: I don't reckon even Rebecca Gidney could do it.

729
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 8: We don't give me on the show.

730
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 2: Was telling us recently there was an actress, big actress

731
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 2: you wanted to have on the show recently.

732
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 8: Her name is Analy's Bull god an analyst.

733
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 2: Ball is back in the studio now and she's got

734
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 2: to hand her revace and so you should.

735
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 8: So you should.

736
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: I sound very different to what I normally sound like.

737
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 6: Why did you add yeah, we're just trying to add bravado.

738
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 2: Something, okay, because you have been doing your acting classes recently,

739
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 2: so that that is that is a reference to the

740
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 2: fact that ab is trained to be an actress.

741
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 8: So very beginner.

742
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 1: Sorry, not trained, I'd say.

743
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 8: Very big no training too, because yeah, not trained.

744
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 6: You're developing well though.

745
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: Yeah sometimes yeah.

746
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 8: Yea sometimes.

747
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 6: Well you are very confident though that you can argue

748
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 6: with yourself.

749
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is like second nature to me.

750
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, okay cool.

751
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 2: So then so that happened, and then last night I

752
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 2: went to do this really cool thing would at Comedy Republic.

753
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 8: I've been telling you all about it.

754
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 2: They do an improv thing there every Wednesday night with

755
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 2: literally the best improvers in the country.

756
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,239
Speaker 8: So these are all the guys that do. Thank god

757
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 8: you're here, so it sounds awesome. It's really really cool.

758
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 2: If you get a chance in you're in Melbourne, get

759
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 2: down to Comedy Republic in the in the city on

760
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 2: a Wednesday night.

761
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 8: You get to see a bunch of great improvers. These

762
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 8: guys are guns. Like I was. I didn't have to

763
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 8: do anything. They just put on the whole show.

764
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 2: And I thought to myself, well, wow, even one's gonna

765
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 2: be able to do this on the spot. It's going

766
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,959
Speaker 2: to be one of these guys and one of the

767
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 2: stars of the show who you would have say, I

768
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 2: thank god you Here is Amy Ruffle who joins U

769
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Speaker 2: right now and you welcome to William Woddy.

770
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 11: Thank you so much for having me.

771
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 6: Have you ever had a fight with yourself?

772
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 8: Amy?

773
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 9: I think I relate to your producer in that I

774
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 9: feel like that's my inner monologue, constant state. However, it

775
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 9: does feel different to now do it with the fate

776
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 9: of all actors and actresses on my back.

777
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 8: Yeah, Rebecca given you might be tuning in.

778
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 6: Who knows Teddy as well?

779
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 5: I assume they're together, Yeah, reading scripts Kidman's are constant

780
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 5: listening with us as well?

781
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 8: Should we dialing in from La?

782
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 2: All right, well this is this is big Amy. So

783
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 2: I mean we've got the trained actress in you, and

784
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:45,839
Speaker 2: then we've got a loose ball who's going to give

785
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 2: it a crack as well. I mean, do we go

786
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,720
Speaker 2: to a song and maybe try.

787
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 8: This out on the other side, I think I think

788
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 8: we might need to.

789
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, Okay, well I'm trying to work out, like how

790
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 9: do you just deems it successful.

791
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 2: We play, we play the ambivalent deities across everything here,

792
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 2: any good?

793
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 3: Right now?

794
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 5: I'm who wants to go first?

795
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 8: Okay? Wow?

796
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 4: Is okay?

797
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:19,879
Speaker 13: Looks like Amy?

798
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 9: Wow, like a home ground advantage.

799
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 6: Before the song there she was like, Amy, you're nervous.

800
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 8: But as soon as I became competitive.

801
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 5: Now all right, So again the rules are Amy, you

802
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 5: cannot be changing your voice at all. It needs to

803
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 5: be the same you having the argument. But I think

804
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,360
Speaker 5: for this to be successful, we need to hear that

805
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 5: it is two people having a fight.

806
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 8: That makes sense. It is impossible. Well, let's let's go

807
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 8: it over to Amy.

808
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 2: Maybe we'll put maybe we'll put thirty seconds on the clock. Okay,

809
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 2: so you'll hear a time er I reckon amyen, and

810
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 2: then that'll gong you out. All right, just finish this,

811
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 2: all right, Amy, your time starts now.

812
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 9: Oh you're going to do another episode of Severance. It's

813
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 9: already passing midnighting, you need to go to bed. You

814
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 9: have work tomorrow. Oh my god, grow up. I'm an adult.

815
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,439
Speaker 9: I can make decisions myself. If I want to watch

816
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 9: another episode of TV, I can watch it. You are

817
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 9: a nightmare when you're tired. Nobody likes being around you.

818
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 9: You get angry at the drop of a hat. Just

819
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,760
Speaker 9: go to sleep. Excuse me, have you seen what Adam

820
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 9: Scott is doing in this show? His work is remarkable.

821
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 9: I do not want to missus. I don' want it

822
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,839
Speaker 9: spoiled tomorrow. You will lose your job.

823
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I followed it, making very clear points.

824
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,320
Speaker 8: From each different new im that is wow.

825
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 6: Is that a real argument for you?

826
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 9: By the way, Amy, I just finished season one last night,

827
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 9: and I.

828
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 2: Sorry for everyone watching your TV show when you're in it.

829
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 8: You know if you watch an one you're going to

830
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 8: be tired.

831
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 5: But so I mean, are you saying that you had

832
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 5: that fight with your like actually with yourself last night

833
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 5: about watching a further episode or were you home with

834
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 5: someone else?

835
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 9: This was me in bed being like, grow up, so

836
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 9: much to do tomorrow, and I was like, Papa, Papa,

837
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 9: but I need to know.

838
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 2: And out loud, I imagine as well, you actually did

839
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 2: it all out?

840
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, my neighbors think several people live here.

841
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 8: Okay, stuff, Hey, that was late. That was really good.

842
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 6: That is I bet you wish you went first now And.

843
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 2: I don't understand, analyst. Can you have an argument with yourself?

844
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 13: You got it.

845
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,319
Speaker 8: I've got this. Here we go.

846
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 2: Okay to David Vigel, life sort of set up. We've

847
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,399
Speaker 2: got thirty seconds on the clock.

848
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 8: But here you go in the zone.

849
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 6: Did you eat the last cookie?

850
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 1: No? No, I definitely didn't need the last cookie. You

851
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,919
Speaker 1: ate the last cookie. You had six cookies. You bought

852
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 1: six cookies this week, and you ate the last cookie.

853
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 11: Okay, all right, maybe I ate.

854
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: Maybe I ate the six cookies, but it's not that

855
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: bad of it.

856
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 8: It's not that big of a deal.

857
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 1: No, that is a big deal because you said you

858
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 1: were going to share them with your friends on the weekend,

859
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: and you ate all freaking six of those cookies. Okay,

860
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 1: I hate the six cookies. But if we're really going

861
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 1: to take it, there you wait my Lasagnia last week?

862
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how dare you bring.

863
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 8: Up the Lasagni? Same question for Amy?

864
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 5: It was this a genuine argument that you have with

865
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 5: you six cookie last night?

866
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 14: Wow?

867
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 2: Very good, Well, Dona Bene, that was amazing.

868
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 8: Oh you guys are freaks. Can I just say that.

869
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:34,240
Speaker 11: Some serious both have some impulse.

870
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 8: Control serious issues.

871
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:37,839
Speaker 2: So both of you, if you only go and see

872
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,760
Speaker 2: Amy's china stuff. By the way, she is at Comedy

873
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 2: Republic every Wednesday night doing improv with a bunch of

874
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 2: absolute stars. You see him on Thank God You're Here

875
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 2: on television. You can go and see him live for

876
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 2: a great show if you are in Melbourne, Gon and

877
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 2: chick out something good improv comedy. Amy, thank you so

878
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 2: much coming on the show.

879
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 9: Thanks for having me.

880
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 8: Thanks me,