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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian No Common Show podcast. Alrighty, the

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Speaker 1: one word phoning this week, Hills. Now, I think obviously

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Speaker 1: some of these stories would involve injuries, because if you're asked,

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Speaker 1: if you're asking for stories evolving hills, momentum, mass acceleration.

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Speaker 1: Goodness knows what story. Jack was politely turning down when

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Speaker 1: I heard you go, I just I'm sorry that that

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Speaker 1: happened to you. It's an amazing story. It's this not

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Speaker 1: a very funny one. That's the thing about pain, right,

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Speaker 1: It's not not funny enough, is it? Sometimes?

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Speaker 2: Well, Sharon, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: We can take a call, but it's brutal right, she's

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Speaker 1: been two weeks in hospital. Oh my word, can you

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Speaker 1: tell me join the obre? I want to know what

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Speaker 1: happened before that?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 1: Nine four one four one o four three the one

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Speaker 1: word phoning, Hills. Let's go first of all to you, Robert.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Robert, It's good morning, Good morning, Robert. What

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Speaker 1: happened to you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when we were younger, Dad used to get a

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Speaker 3: pat of kin and connected up to the back of

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Speaker 3: the youth and would get a speed up and go

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Speaker 3: of the rope and go down the hill. Like a

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Speaker 3: boggin on a piece of tin.

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Speaker 1: What fun? What wild fun? I will ever go now?

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Speaker 3: I can even picture doing it now, kid, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And what could possibly go right about an It's just

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Speaker 1: a matter of when it goes wrong. So then what

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Speaker 1: happened on that day?

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Speaker 3: We look, we just let go of the piece of tin,

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Speaker 3: and whoever got the furvost got to get a piece

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Speaker 3: of fruit to There are seven kids, so we all

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Speaker 3: let the fight for fruit, not.

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Speaker 1: A actual fruit, a sice you have to really work

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Speaker 1: hard for.

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Speaker 3: We work.

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Speaker 1: All right, Robert, thank you very much for cool.

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Speaker 3: Have a good day, Thank you, bye.

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Speaker 1: Bye, Bobby Jason, good morning.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good morning guys. Hey, I bought a hand glider

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Speaker 2: out of the trading post maybe twenty years ago now

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Speaker 2: and so.

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Speaker 1: Down Jesse, what do you mean what a hang glide

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Speaker 1: off trading boast? Have you ever had one before?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: No, it was just we sort of yeah, one hundred

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Speaker 2: percent saw it in the paperwork oz an apprentice at

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Speaker 2: the top. Yeah, sorry, phoned up, phoned up a mate

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Speaker 2: to see whether or not he was interested, and yeah,

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Speaker 2: so we then went and bought the hand glider. And

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Speaker 2: after buying the hand glider, he the guy selling it

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Speaker 2: to us, asked us for our license, and we just

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Speaker 2: gave him some money for him to teach us how

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Speaker 2: to fly this thing. And then proceeded to a hill

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Speaker 2: and ran down it and then what harmburn? You took off?

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Speaker 2: You flew? Yeah? Well, actually, so the story goes, we

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Speaker 2: couldn't quite afford the proper hand gliding harness and we're

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Speaker 2: into rock climbing back then, so we got our rock

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Speaker 2: climbing harness and put it on backwards and then sort

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Speaker 2: of went, yeah, that that looks about right and we'll

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Speaker 2: be right. We then yeah, she'll be right. We then

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Speaker 2: took off from there. The only problem was that, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I took off, And of course ground instructions and everything

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Speaker 2: else are really good when you can hear what's going on.

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Speaker 2: But because I was a little low in the harness,

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Speaker 2: it actually gave me a fantastic climbing pitch. And I

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Speaker 2: actually didn't think I was coming down, and then my

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Speaker 2: boss had saw me sitting.

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Speaker 1: Up some more snacks waved to Jeff Bezos as he

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Speaker 1: flies by, circling the globe like a little satellite coming

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Speaker 1: by every Christmas.

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Speaker 2: But what yes, So then on the way down, I

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Speaker 2: was like on a roller coaster. I managed to sort

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Speaker 2: of manage to get forward to the A frame and

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Speaker 2: it then dived down, and then I was the whole

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Speaker 2: thing had get up the speed wobbles, and then I decided,

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Speaker 2: oh I had to go back into a climb and

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Speaker 2: push the bar forward. Everyone on the ground thought I

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Speaker 2: had this thing covered. Not a chair.

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Speaker 1: Devil show. What a show going on above our heads?

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Speaker 1: And then did you eventually come down to terror Firm? Went?

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Speaker 1: We were right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah I did, I did. I could stand for a

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Speaker 2: little bit, but yeah I got.

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Speaker 1: Down and did you ever use it again?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We then went up to near

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Speaker 2: Mansfield and then I think that was one of the

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Speaker 2: last flights where that landed in the tree tops.

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Speaker 1: So we'll hear you in the A frame.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't realize how high up I

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Speaker 2: was until the guys got him below me, and yeah,

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Speaker 2: I could hardly see them.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Birdman, what a great call. I'm going to rename

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Speaker 1: you on the phone here, Jason aka the Birdman.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: We will send you a Lidla's stein for that. What

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Speaker 1: is my favorite stories ever on this show, Jason, brilliant story.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: No worries, Say you guys. The Christian O'Connell Show podcast