Speaker 1: Come on hello everyone, Hi girls, Hello everybody.
Speaker 2: Happy Thursday.
Speaker 3: Every morning.
Speaker 4: Laura just called me out for picking my pull on
Speaker 4: picking your nose.
Speaker 1: It's a scratch, and the problem is you'll never be
Speaker 1: able to tell the difference because it's my nose.
Speaker 4: That's not true.
Speaker 5: It also reminds me of that episode of Seinfield don't
Speaker 5: remember this when he was like in the car and
Speaker 5: he pulled up and he was scratching one side of
Speaker 5: his nose and the girl that he had a crush
Speaker 5: on was in the car next to him, and she
Speaker 5: was like and it looked like he was really gone.
Speaker 1: For god, that happened to me yesterday because you now
Speaker 1: I have my true boiled eggs every morning.
Speaker 4: You were picking your nose.
Speaker 6: No, I was.
Speaker 1: I was peeling my boiled egg out the window, like
Speaker 1: I crack it on the side of my car and
Speaker 1: I peel it and I've said that again, show yeah,
Speaker 1: And the car next to me, I could see in
Speaker 1: my periphery was slowing down and like were staying at
Speaker 1: my speed, and I'm like, that's weird and maybe trying
Speaker 1: to get my attention.
Speaker 6: So I look over and she's filming.
Speaker 5: Me throwing your eggs shells out the window. Yeah, but
Speaker 5: you're throwing your eggs shells out the window? How is
Speaker 5: that like picking your nose?
Speaker 1: Well, it's just I was caught because Seinfeld reference, because
Speaker 1: you're talking about to throw things at window.
Speaker 5: Both references had cars in them, so yeah, I can
Speaker 5: see the similarity.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, can you throw eggs shells out a window?
Speaker 3: It's not allowed to throw anything out of a car window.
Speaker 4: I've gotten I've gotten done, not done.
Speaker 5: But like someone yelled at me through the car windows
Speaker 5: because I threw a mandarin peel, I threw a person
Speaker 5: out of.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not allowed to.
Speaker 2: You're not throw the peels out and led to do
Speaker 2: anything out the window.
Speaker 4: No, I learned that, haigher, What about a sun roof?
Speaker 4: Toss it straight out the sunroof straight up?
Speaker 1: That's all right, thirst day. We have a ask on
Speaker 1: cut next. This one's a big question, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Big show, big listener question. What do you do when
Speaker 2: none of your crushes ever like your back?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Is that all there is? That's that seems to be
Speaker 5: the question. Yes, Laura, I'll get a crush on someone else. Well,
Speaker 5: I think it's unrequired.
Speaker 3: Love sounds like it's like constant unrequited love, which is
Speaker 3: really hard.
Speaker 6: It'd be tough. I mean nothing I've ever experienced.
Speaker 2: I'd be asking yourself question.
Speaker 4: You're so beautiful? How shun anyone help themselves?
Speaker 2: Gray?
Speaker 1: Let's start the show before you, guys raffish me. It's
Speaker 1: the pick up asking cut. Next, girls, are you ready
Speaker 1: getting your therapy hats? On?
Speaker 4: Therapy hat doesn't come off really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Sorry, it was a bit slow off the market. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm ready?
Speaker 5: Is going to ask gun cut?
Speaker 3: We do it every Thursday on our podcast Life on
Speaker 3: cart It's where you guys writing or call up with
Speaker 3: your biggest problems, your biggest predicaments. We do our best
Speaker 3: to help you. And today we have Layla.
Speaker 2: Who seems to have fallen in love with her gay
Speaker 2: best friend.
Speaker 5: Hi, Layla, Layla, Hey, guys, look, I'm single, I'm thirty three,
Speaker 5: and I have a type and the type isn't helping
Speaker 5: my situation.
Speaker 7: I keep getting crushes on gay men.
Speaker 4: How many times does this happen? Now?
Speaker 7: It's gone back to when I was fifteen, and I
Speaker 7: have honestly always just fallen in love with.
Speaker 6: The gay You know this happens way more than you expect.
Speaker 1: The amount of girls in my dms, there's like six,
Speaker 1: but the amount of girls that go you are my
Speaker 1: dream man. I wish like if only you weren't gay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get that so often. I think a lot of women.
Speaker 4: Yeah I was one of them, Waila, you gotta work
Speaker 4: on that.
Speaker 6: What is it about gay men that you like and
Speaker 6: then me? More so?
Speaker 7: I just think that they get me better, Like we
Speaker 7: just get each other. We understand each other, you know.
Speaker 7: I do sometimes wish I was a lesbian. I'm not,
Speaker 7: but you know, I just feel like there's just more
Speaker 7: of an understanding.
Speaker 2: Leyland. Did Mitch ever right back?
Speaker 7: Yeah, he just said thanks.
Speaker 4: Fair though it's a nice compliment.
Speaker 3: Has there been any straight people you're falling in love
Speaker 3: with an introim?
Speaker 2: Or is it just gay?
Speaker 7: But this is the problem. Yeah, for the last two years,
Speaker 7: I haven't had a rush on a straight man, but
Speaker 7: I think I could name three different gay guys that
Speaker 7: I have definitely a real crush on.
Speaker 5: Also, hear me out, I reckon that you are commitment
Speaker 5: avoidant because I think I know I do. I think
Speaker 5: that she's a commitment avoidant, and I think that it
Speaker 5: manifests in her being attracted to people that she knows
Speaker 5: that she could never actually be in a relationship with No.
Speaker 4: I reckon, You've got to like right down.
Speaker 5: Like make lists, manifest this right down, a list of
Speaker 5: the qualities straight No manifest in terms of like, what
Speaker 5: are the qualities that you're looking for, what are the
Speaker 5: qualities that you're so attracted to? Just listen, write it down,
Speaker 5: Just write, write it down what you're looking for, and
Speaker 5: then go after straight men who have those qualities.
Speaker 1: No, that's why I want you to listen, because I'm
Speaker 1: going to I don't think that straight man exists.
Speaker 6: What are some qualities you want? Later?
Speaker 7: Quality does I want? Oh? Someone that likes me?
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, you've already the wrong start with going after
Speaker 5: gay guys.
Speaker 4: Sorry for the start.
Speaker 1: Here's my genuine advice. You rather him tell you now,
Speaker 1: and you'd rather know now than then fall in love
Speaker 1: with this man, marry him, and then later in life
Speaker 1: it's revealed that he's gay, which happened to our executive
Speaker 1: producer Grace. Your dad came out later in.
Speaker 8: Life, Yeah, which probably is why I've had the same
Speaker 8: issue in that I've fallen in love with gay men
Speaker 8: many times.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so your daddy issues is what we're talking about now.
Speaker 4: This has really come full circle, hasn't it.
Speaker 6: But your mum and dad are our best friends.
Speaker 8: They are they're best friends and it actually worked out
Speaker 8: really well for everyone and we love them all, but
Speaker 8: it's it's a real issue.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so glad you know now.
Speaker 7: I thought i'd call up for some advice for a
Speaker 7: bit of fun, But I honestly feel like you've exposed
Speaker 7: me for daddy issues and commitment issues they like. Do
Speaker 7: you know what?
Speaker 2: I also think, I genuinely think when.
Speaker 3: There's you're in a friendship with someone that's gay and
Speaker 3: you're not, you become so close so quickly, and you're
Speaker 3: so open, there's no barriers, there's no walls up.
Speaker 4: So I wonder if.
Speaker 3: You're just mistaking that like beautiful close connection and that's
Speaker 3: what you're looking for because you just get there quicker
Speaker 3: with gay people like you genuinely do, because you will
Speaker 3: down because you don't have to pretend to be anyone.
Speaker 3: You're not going to cross any lines. Well you're crossing
Speaker 3: the line, but no one else is crossing lines. But
Speaker 3: but I think that maybe you're just looking for that
Speaker 3: connection and you haven't found it with a straight person yet.
Speaker 2: Because it usually takes a little bit longer.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this got really real, guys.
Speaker 1: I'm down for a drink and some dinner. We can
Speaker 1: still be besties. We just don't have to get together.
Speaker 2: I can't sleep to you.
Speaker 7: I just want to. Can I give you one kiss? Mitch?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, No. I'm not above a party pash with anyone. God.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Layla, this is not going to help you. This
Speaker 4: is no Layla, stop the gay man. No Mitch shot
Speaker 4: with the game. I know you are. I mean, I
Speaker 4: don't know for sure. I don't know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I don't look I'm I think we all need the You're.
Speaker 2: Flirting with Laila on this not even trying.
Speaker 6: It's Laila's problem. She's just addicted to gay man. I'm
Speaker 6: actually doing them.
Speaker 2: You guys can keep talking.
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Speaker 5: There is something I wanted to share with you guys,
Speaker 5: please Molly Marley starts school next year and the daughter. Yeah,
Speaker 5: my daughter, she's five, she's starting school next year, and
Speaker 5: something really really special happened last night and I want
Speaker 5: to share.
Speaker 4: With you guys.
Speaker 6: All right, that's next on the pickup.
Speaker 5: Now, you guys might remember, and I know you two know,
Speaker 5: but I've spoken a little bit about how Marley starts
Speaker 5: school next year and she's only five years old, but
Speaker 5: she's so excited. And part of getting prepared for school
Speaker 5: these days is that from daycare they do like a graduation.
Speaker 5: Now it's a really big thing when you finish up
Speaker 5: in daycare and then you make that transition into school.
Speaker 5: And so Marley is learning these really sweet graduation songs.
Speaker 4: And you know the Greatest Showman, what is it?
Speaker 6: What song?
Speaker 4: A Million Dreams? Oh, that's a beautiful So it's a
Speaker 4: beautiful song.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The Pink in that as well, is she Pink sings
Speaker 6: a Million Dreams.
Speaker 4: I can tell you're looking for it right now. So
Speaker 4: she sings this.
Speaker 5: So a very ambitious song for a barely five years old,
Speaker 5: but this is their graduation song. And Marley shares a
Speaker 5: bedroom with her little sister, Lola, who's three, and they
Speaker 5: share a bunk bed, Lola's and the bottom, Marley's on
Speaker 5: the top. And the other night, it was like nine
Speaker 5: pm at night, and she had been awake talking to herself,
Speaker 5: reading books, doing bits and pieces, and I could hear
Speaker 5: her from downstairs, and she was singing.
Speaker 4: And I was about to go up and be like
Speaker 4: good bed.
Speaker 5: And then I got to the doorway and I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: she's singing her graduation song.
Speaker 4: So of course I recorded it. But I walked into
Speaker 4: the bedroom.
Speaker 3: Of course I secretly sat out honey dropped and recorded it.
Speaker 6: Honey, gorgeous singing to this microphone.
Speaker 9: Seven.
Speaker 5: She was sitting in her bed, singing a million dreams,
Speaker 5: wearing her school uniform. She'd put her school uniform that
Speaker 5: she gets to wear next year on over the top
Speaker 5: of her pajamas. I'm a little listen.
Speaker 10: Because Vynne the Bradys Colors firm Amian dreams keeping me
Speaker 10: away so cute. God's a while coffee of Virgin one Icy, A.
Speaker 11: Million dreams is all it's gonna teest cry Laura.
Speaker 6: However, now what time of the night was.
Speaker 3: Always is not great, I know, but I don't think
Speaker 3: it's worth crying about.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not crying because I know she did a
Speaker 4: good job.
Speaker 5: It's just really sweet, Like I just like I can't
Speaker 5: believe I'm there, that I'm already my little baby. That
Speaker 5: feels like it literally feels like a year ago or
Speaker 5: two years ago that I took a p home from
Speaker 5: the hospital, and I can't believe that she starts school
Speaker 5: next year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can only imagine Laura to also think that
Speaker 1: she's in bed with these emotions. It's a big feeling
Speaker 1: for a mum because when kids are kids like babies,
Speaker 1: like they're not really having their own thoughts and emotions
Speaker 1: and feelings, right, they're just eating the next rusk stick.
Speaker 1: But now she's at a stage where she can understand
Speaker 1: that she's transitioning. It's a big period. The lyrics of
Speaker 1: the song means something like it's huge.
Speaker 4: It really is.
Speaker 5: And I think also when you and it sounds so
Speaker 5: silly and I know I'm crying, but like when you
Speaker 5: think about the lyrics of the song, and she's like
Speaker 5: a million dreams for the world Baker to make like they.
Speaker 6: I don't think she understands.
Speaker 2: She doesn't get cigh it changed.
Speaker 4: These are the future.
Speaker 5: And yeah, there was something really really sweet and innocent
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 4: Now I feel really dumb.
Speaker 5: Think about what I'm going to be like when I
Speaker 5: drop her over the school gate on thirst day.
Speaker 2: I reckon, you'll be happy.
Speaker 3: I don't mean that in a bad way, but like,
Speaker 3: she's so independent, and you know that you've raised a
Speaker 3: child that is I don't want to say it doesn't need you,
Speaker 3: but I know you get upset because you say she
Speaker 3: runs off and doesn't look back. But I think that's
Speaker 3: the child you want, the child that feels safe enough
Speaker 3: to be able to be like, I'm ready and I
Speaker 3: don't need you to hold my hand every second.
Speaker 5: I speaking of independence, I did try and sing along
Speaker 5: for a bit.
Speaker 2: God, nice, bad.
Speaker 4: Did you get this is my performance?
Speaker 6: Army.
Speaker 3: You're not taking you are not taking my style.
Speaker 5: I know there's lots of mums out there who are
Speaker 5: gonna have kids starting school next year, kids.
Speaker 6: And those moms Collars feel it's a big moment. Shut
Speaker 6: up because I don't have kids.
Speaker 4: Let me contribute.
Speaker 6: Where was the other kid, Lolla in all this?
Speaker 4: She slept through it all? Absolutely true.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen weeks.
Speaker 1: I care about that one, Oh don't I That was
Speaker 1: me being you. I care about Lola, A lot favorites, love.
Speaker 2: I reckon will and would you care about them?
Speaker 6: I actually don't think I don't. A good segue then, mate.
Speaker 4: Anyway, that's it from us, guys. Will and Woody will
Speaker 4: be driving you home. I loved and Willie are driving
Speaker 4: you home.
Speaker 6: All right, We'll see tomorrow, guys. See yea there, guys,