Speaker 1: Christian O'Connor show podcast yesterday.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was a news about maybe
Speaker 2: they're gonna be going back to school before the end
Speaker 2: of this term the kids in my house a little
Speaker 2: bit of a lighter atmosphere.
Speaker 1: It did help with the classic dad joke. This is
Speaker 1: a good joke. Right during their breaks.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I can see my daughters chatting to some of
Speaker 2: their mates and like the split screen on zoom for
Speaker 2: home schooling, right, and obviously I'm aware that the kids
Speaker 2: can see obviously ruby or if I walk past through
Speaker 2: the background, yep. Sometimes I might do a funny voice
Speaker 2: like this, for example last week.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 2: It gets an easy little laugh and it might most
Speaker 2: have allant it just annoys my toor to go that's
Speaker 2: not funny somehow, that's my dad. I killed with this
Speaker 2: one yesterday to pretend going downstairs to get something. I'll
Speaker 2: tell you what, Pat those are the two mates of
Speaker 2: hers were laughing. Okay, that's all I need is two
Speaker 2: of them laughing. Undone for the day. It was a
Speaker 2: hell of a performance at one o'clock at lunchtime yesterday,
Speaker 2: and I hopefully I've got busy day today. Get back
Speaker 2: for another not this time, not man in lyft going sorry,
Speaker 2: not man going downstairs to get something, but the lift
Speaker 2: and then he gets stuck between floors like so. But anyway,
Speaker 2: if you want to annoy your kids today, just walk
Speaker 2: behind them as they're having one of their online and
Speaker 2: pretend to go down stairs to the basement to get something.
Speaker 1: And then it's also.
Speaker 4: A quad worker, harder than you think.
Speaker 2: And then sometimes you go back out and left something
Speaker 2: back down. A Southy scope for comedy is huge.
Speaker 5: I remember Jim oh And had a whole TV show
Speaker 5: This is how I pictured it about that where he
Speaker 5: went up and down the stairs behind the dead He
Speaker 5: was a cooking It was a fake cooking show.
Speaker 4: But all I remember.
Speaker 2: Great great stand up. I didn't realize that I got here.
Speaker 2: He lives here and he's a a I don't knowe
Speaker 2: ont of Big Starr.
Speaker 1: He is here.
Speaker 2: But yeah, some years ago in the UK, brilliant, brilliant
Speaker 2: stand up comedian Jim oh so yesterday with the news
Speaker 2: that now the restrictions have been lifted in the hopefully
Speaker 2: the right way for the next couple of weeks and
Speaker 2: see how we all get on. But the big thing
Speaker 2: is we're all making different plans this weekend, aren't we?
Speaker 2: And that was a big thing, straight right.
Speaker 1: Five people? What can we do? Five? Five people?
Speaker 2: I did like it when Dan and you said about
Speaker 2: the five people coming round? He went, only family and friends,
Speaker 2: as if I was going to drive around you coughing,
Speaker 2: you coughing, you've gotta sore throat come around to mine
Speaker 2: this weekend. Hey, stranger party round at the o'connells. Come
Speaker 2: on over. Only family and friends, are KB? Warn Victorian's
Speaker 2: only family and friends?
Speaker 1: No, what you guys are like?
Speaker 2: Okay, just inviting anyone around for a chabang round of
Speaker 2: yours this Saturday night.
Speaker 1: So anyway, he got me thinking about because.
Speaker 2: We've got a situation where there's a whole group of
Speaker 2: us and if you just invite five, it's an odd number.
Speaker 2: They're all married couples at our age or your boring
Speaker 2: mates are all boring married people like you. So you know,
Speaker 2: we've got to become about who we invite over. And
Speaker 2: oh they'll be upset. They can't recome around because favorites. Hey,
Speaker 2: you can't because the Furies five. You got the Furious
Speaker 2: five come around. You've got a worker who who are
Speaker 2: the Furious five? If you all married couples, what does
Speaker 2: that mean to you?
Speaker 1: Do it in shifts?
Speaker 2: We see them between six and seven, you've got the
Speaker 2: seven to eight bit, you've got to go and some
Speaker 2: like that. So we all do it like that and
Speaker 2: I'm not sure to do but it got me thinking
Speaker 2: about if you could have anyone round this weekend, anyone
Speaker 2: did or alive, anyone round at yours?
Speaker 1: Who would you have, Patsy, who would it be for you?
Speaker 6: I'd have Brian Adams at the top. Of course I
Speaker 6: would have joy.
Speaker 1: Do you think it'd be that interesting?
Speaker 6: Of course he would.
Speaker 1: But what's you exactly? What's he coming around for snacks?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got these cause yet ones. I've got facon.
Speaker 1: It's a vegan bacon. You do it, but not at
Speaker 1: the same grill that you do the meat as well.
Speaker 6: Well, he'd get what he was served.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 5: You're my favorite ever singer and musician eat meat for
Speaker 5: the first time in thirty years.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I know you're Jewish, but you will have whatever I
Speaker 2: feed you. You'll get what you serve and that's the
Speaker 2: whereas that's really.
Speaker 4: Respectful shy house my rules, Bryan.
Speaker 1: Sure, Brian Adams is gonna have a great Saturday night around.
Speaker 3: Don't leave the table until you finished your plate. Jackie
Speaker 3: Naesses would also be there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got a movie Adams like moaning about how
Speaker 2: he's got to have a pig sandwich basically.
Speaker 1: Then he've got Jackie O Nasses. So Jackie Nassis in Werribee,
Speaker 1: this is amazing water, what a story? Driving?
Speaker 6: She'd bring a bit of class to the joint, don't she.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I didn't want to say anything but that
Speaker 2: your word's not mine, So driving it into the colder
Speaker 2: sat where you resided.
Speaker 1: Brian Adams putting up.
Speaker 4: Chris is out of the front, cutting the hose up
Speaker 4: to make a beer bar.
Speaker 2: Hey, Jackie, I just need to cut that hose. So
Speaker 2: you've got Jackie Jackie O Nasses, Brian Adams, jas Is
Speaker 2: coming out west Meryl Streep.
Speaker 3: What's wrong with Merrow?
Speaker 1: Great is the thought of all of these out on
Speaker 1: the deck round at yours.
Speaker 6: Then i'd have Sarah Jessica Parker.
Speaker 1: She'd hates it coming around to yours.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you why, big old dog she strikes with
Speaker 2: someone when that dog Pressley, that enormous sort of Clifford
Speaker 2: the bit Red Dog starts jumping up on Sarah Jessica
Speaker 2: Parker's dress or you know Milanolo chewing.
Speaker 1: She's gonna hate it.
Speaker 6: I'd also have the four members of Ever to be there.
Speaker 1: Already broken down AND's rules.
Speaker 2: You're now getting a two thousand dollars fine, you gotta
Speaker 2: ask Jackio to chick chip in just been fine.
Speaker 1: Sixteen hundred dollars by the state of Victoria.
Speaker 4: You can have one memory of evera of the rest
Speaker 4: have to wait outside.
Speaker 2: So how does Brian Adams feel? He's thinking, well, I'm
Speaker 2: the only musicians. Hang on, who's that is?
Speaker 1: Benny? And what's his name? The other three from Amber?
Speaker 2: He's now being put in his place, Brian, put the
Speaker 2: guitar away, Abra here. We don't need any of your mediocre,
Speaker 2: lukewarm hits, so that.
Speaker 6: Could count as one would be one. So there's my
Speaker 6: five okaya off one play.
Speaker 1: Mate Christian Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 2: So with the news that we can have five over
Speaker 2: this weekend, we're thinking, if you could have anyone over
Speaker 2: this weekend, ted or a life, who would it be.
Speaker 2: Patsy's gone for quite a party on Saturday night, so
Speaker 2: if I remember he got Brian Adams, Yep, Jackie Nassis.
Speaker 6: Correct Sarah Jessica.
Speaker 5: Parker, Sarah Jessica Parker, and then yep, Meryl Street Mail Street.
Speaker 1: And then I mean, is this that's not enough? Abba?
Speaker 4: All four members?
Speaker 6: So you're update coming out of retirement.
Speaker 2: All right, So there's eight, there's obviously you and your husband, Okate,
Speaker 2: there's ten.
Speaker 1: Now how are you all seating? Everybody who sits? Where
Speaker 1: are you're breaking up? Abba?
Speaker 2: Abbot one of you? Benny who sitting next to Brian?
Speaker 2: Where are they all sat on this banquet table?
Speaker 6: I reckon, We'll go out the back.
Speaker 3: We don't have a big dining table, so we always
Speaker 3: have big dues out the back on their decking. We
Speaker 3: might cook a barbecue and have some cold vabas and
Speaker 3: some salad, pev maybe for dessert, lovely.
Speaker 2: Lovely, and it strikes me. Then they'll also be sat
Speaker 2: on those odd chairs. You know, we've only got a
Speaker 2: set number of decent chairs.
Speaker 4: Like you have to bring some of the indoor chairs outside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you might have to borrow like a high one
Speaker 1: from a neighbor, so someone's high.
Speaker 2: And then there's someone else to be sating, Like all
Speaker 2: these little bed stall for a table or something there
Speaker 2: on the floor. Bryan Adams's moan again, only he got
Speaker 2: to have a snag and he's a vegetarian. He's on
Speaker 2: the little kiddie foot stool or something on the floor.
Speaker 2: All right, Who i'd have this weekend? Out my way,
Speaker 2: I'd have Donald Trump?
Speaker 4: Okay, you just try.
Speaker 2: No, I tell you why I have Trump. I have
Speaker 2: Jessica An Okay, New Zealand leader. I think, yes, I
Speaker 2: think she's one of the smartest leaders in the world
Speaker 2: right now. I'd have her and Trump, those two trying
Speaker 2: to talk to each other. Hopefully she can try and
Speaker 2: talk some sense and other companies would be incredible.
Speaker 4: And if not, you'll get some good stories from Monday
Speaker 4: morning on the.
Speaker 1: Exactly what happened when Trump he came round to mine.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'd also have because I'm fascinated in the Pyramids
Speaker 2: and the true store in the Pyramids, Tuton Carmon. You know,
Speaker 2: I'd ever quick chat with him about Listen, how do
Speaker 2: you build those pyramids?
Speaker 4: He was dead when they build him, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: He all know stuff? Okay, ah, no, he will know.
Speaker 2: It's a toot car moon and then you need someone
Speaker 2: to do the food really well. Okay, I like doing
Speaker 2: a barbecue, but I want to be hearing what Trump's
Speaker 2: saying and are done, and also what Tooton Carmoon's got
Speaker 2: to say. So I'm gonna have celebrity chef. He's available
Speaker 2: at the moment. Pete Evans is going to come around.
Speaker 2: And also because I like on a Saturday night to
Speaker 2: have for a couple of glass of whine, He's going
Speaker 2: to bring that light machine round, which can cure hangovers
Speaker 2: and everything. I'm gonna be all right Sunday morning waking up,
Speaker 2: I won't have a stinking hangover.
Speaker 1: He'll have that light box.
Speaker 4: So he's not there for conversation. He's there to keda.
Speaker 1: Do the food, and wear's that light machine. Pete, okay,
Speaker 1: Jack who.
Speaker 5: I First my head went to Kirk Kabam, and then
Speaker 5: I thought, actually, it seems hard to please. I feel
Speaker 5: like anything you serve up you won't be happy.
Speaker 1: We're not missed a Saturday night.
Speaker 5: No, So then I'm going to shift that to Dave
Speaker 5: Groll get no fun stories, but just seems more pleasant
Speaker 5: he is.
Speaker 1: He's very charismatic and a really funny guy.
Speaker 5: I sort of felt the same thing about John Lennon
Speaker 5: a bit too intimidating.
Speaker 1: Not doll, but a complicated character.
Speaker 5: It's a bit political maybe, so I'm going to go
Speaker 5: Paul McCartney.
Speaker 2: No politics, think on a Saturday night. Meanwhile, I'm hosting Trump,
Speaker 2: the King of Ideas, Tom Carmoon and a light machine Man.
Speaker 5: I'd have Michael Jordan, of course, because I's with the
Speaker 5: last dance at the moment. And then this is going
Speaker 5: to seem like a cliche.
Speaker 4: Einstein Sunny.
Speaker 2: Now you're like one of those reality TV shows. It's
Speaker 2: a pinheaded girl on married at first sight. I really
Speaker 2: like to go, who would I like to go on
Speaker 2: a slipperty date with Einstein?
Speaker 1: For his mind?
Speaker 5: I feel like when we talked a lot of pop
Speaker 5: culture about music in basketball, we can go, you know what, guys,
Speaker 5: let's Einstein's here as well. Let's get some math.
Speaker 1: Albert alb jumping on this one.
Speaker 6: Now you're a nine nine times the.
Speaker 2: Crazy hair to you as well, with a big high
Speaker 2: hair as well. I think you get on very well
Speaker 2: with Ironstein.
Speaker 4: Of all our dinner parties, I do like mine the best.
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