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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda's. So we're back our first show for

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Speaker 1: this year. Well, let's debrief about what's happened every day

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Speaker 1: since I've seen your friends.

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Speaker 2: Christmas, Christmas Day, Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Oh, of course seems like a long time ago, doesn't it. Actually,

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Speaker 1: can I tell you what happened Christmas Day around the

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Speaker 1: or early morning opening presents. Here's how I spent forty

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Speaker 1: minutes of that day. Santa's stocking. I got, well the

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Speaker 1: bit that I purchased, not Santa for Harley and my

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Speaker 1: two sons. I got some nice socks and undies and

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Speaker 1: they were in boxes. So I planned, here's the sizing,

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Speaker 1: and there's nice little boxes that they came in sizing,

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Speaker 1: and blah blah blah, blah blah. The minute everyone opened them,

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Speaker 1: I realized my mistake. They were all colored black. Ah.

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Speaker 1: And so I looked at all this at the table

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Speaker 1: and thought, the minute all of these leave the table,

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Speaker 1: they'll all get mixed up and no one will know

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Speaker 1: who's who's. Does that matter? Would you like to wear

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Speaker 1: your father's underpants?

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Speaker 2: I don't think I do.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm wearing him now.

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Speaker 2: As we put him in the ground.

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Speaker 1: Are you wearing those you're not going to get more

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Speaker 1: use out of those, but we'd your son like to

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Speaker 1: wear your undies.

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Speaker 2: I think he does.

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Speaker 1: Look in the end, I figured the socks didn't matter.

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Speaker 1: But I only figured that out afterwards. So here's what

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Speaker 1: I did. I was looking at the table thinking, think, think,

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Speaker 1: there has to be a solution.

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Speaker 2: Hobby texts on black black cotton, you get white hobby text.

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Speaker 1: Well, we didn't have one, and that's the thing.

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Speaker 2: Does anyone have hobby text.

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Speaker 1: Now, well, we probably have a marker, but I would

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Speaker 1: you can buy one. But by the time these items

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Speaker 1: left the table, it's too late. What did you do?

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Speaker 1: I got a hotel sewing kit and I had a

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Speaker 1: color system, so put I sold Little X's into the

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Speaker 1: undies and the socks, and Harley said, well, you watched

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Speaker 1: me do it. My tongue hang. He said, we'd only

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Speaker 1: need to do it on two of them, because if

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Speaker 1: it's unmarked, it means it's the third one. You don't

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Speaker 1: need to do it. And it was exhausting process, and

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Speaker 1: then the thread started to come out, and in the

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Speaker 1: end I thought, well, they can all share socks. I

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Speaker 1: don't care, but I've tried to keep the system going.

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Speaker 1: For undies. But that was forty minutes. Literally of my

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Speaker 1: Christmas morning was sewing bits of cotton onto underpants like.

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Speaker 2: A fourteenth century tapestry.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it's not quite the bay U tapestry, not yet.

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Speaker 1: What do they've warn them a few times? What's that?

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Speaker 2: I was? Remember last year for Christmas, I had Christmas

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Speaker 2: Eve and Christmas Day because the family was split up

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Speaker 2: over the Christmas period. So I said, fool me, said,

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Speaker 2: oh you know what, don't we have Christmas Eve and

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Speaker 2: Christmas Day? This is the year before twenty nineteen, and

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Speaker 2: that's hell. So this year went to my sister's house,

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Speaker 2: so you don't have to do a thing. I took

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Speaker 2: pride out of not doing anything. And then we had

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Speaker 2: Secret Sander. But we had this new secret Sander where

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Speaker 2: if you get the gift, if someone else likes your gift,

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Speaker 2: they can steal it off.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's savage Santa.

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Speaker 2: Is that what it's called.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I could handle that. It was just

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Speaker 1: because I'm someone who smiles politely no matter what I get.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was terrible.

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Speaker 1: It was absolutely How did it work?

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Speaker 2: So you get a you know, your gift, so I

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Speaker 2: present you this ming vas and you happen to hear oh,

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Speaker 2: thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: And then someone then someone says I want that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you have to take their bum wiper or something.

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Speaker 1: You've got a good deal.

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Speaker 2: Bum wiper. So they get your ming VARs and you.

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Speaker 1: Get so you don't have to say and it is

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Speaker 1: only if you're the last person. You don't get a choice.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't even follow it.

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Speaker 1: How did it go? Though?

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Speaker 2: Everyone had terrible, terrible, everyone was fighting. I swore in

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Speaker 2: front of my family. I said, yeah, I said, this

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Speaker 2: is the last beeping time we're doing this. Because I

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Speaker 2: don't even like secret Satda.

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Speaker 1: I don't like it at all.

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Speaker 2: Although I will say I got a really cool thing

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Speaker 2: that I stole off my sister. It's one of those.

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Speaker 1: Little bum wipers.

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Speaker 2: It's one of those you know if you said those

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Speaker 2: things you put them on the tables, a little propeller

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Speaker 2: on it, off your food.

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Speaker 1: Why wearing it as a hat. It's a very painful

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Speaker 1: bum wiper. Jonesy and Amanda's gamation