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Speaker 1: You're listening to women Woody. Sorry, Safari that sounds exciting

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Speaker 1: and by the way, sound it's a bit of appointment

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Speaker 1: listening going on right now. Wild Safari stories that we've

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Speaker 1: renamed safar out.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Jan here on thirty one oh six

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Speaker 2: y five. Jan, this was your brother on Safari? Is odd? Truth?

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Speaker 1: Jan?

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Speaker 3: It's pretty extreme. Yeah, based yourself for it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So basically, obviously everyone's camping or whatever, they've gone on

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Speaker 3: a tour. All the signs are the saying please don't

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Speaker 3: swim in the water, crocodiles, hippos, et cetera. And basically

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Speaker 3: two people went in. One was a lucky one, one

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Speaker 3: was the unlucky one, and one got beheaded.

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Speaker 2: Beheaded, be headed.

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Speaker 3: And obviously dead.

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Speaker 1: Who obviously, I mean it comes to the territory of

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Speaker 1: losing your head. I would have thought it. But what

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Speaker 1: is what beheaded them? Was it a hippo or a crack?

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Speaker 3: Was it was a hippo? Hippo just basically ripped the

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Speaker 3: head straight right off.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, and you were watching, Jan? You were you were

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Speaker 2: on the river bed?

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Speaker 1: Sure?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I was. I wasn't watching. Basically they

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Speaker 3: they were on the tour.

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Speaker 2: This was your brother.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, yeah, no, no, no, not made.

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Speaker 2: Did he get in the water. Was he in the

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Speaker 2: water at any stage?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: Come on, it's a stupidity of people. It's like sharks

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Speaker 3: at the beach. Some people are saying and don't listen

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Speaker 3: to the science.

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Speaker 1: Tell you what if call one is a beheading, if

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Speaker 1: cor one is a beheading.

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Speaker 2: I don't know where these are going. But let's go to.

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Speaker 1: Alex here, Captain pooppans, you wouldn't have want to put

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Speaker 1: the callers in order in descending order of best to.

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Speaker 2: Worse because the bar that because the bar's high, the

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Speaker 2: bar is beheading. God, let's go to Alix.

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Speaker 1: Alex, what happened worse than a beheading on an African safari? Oh?

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Speaker 3: I don't know if it's worth but we will get

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty good.

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Speaker 3: Hit the side of the ute and the horn piece

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Speaker 3: my scrot him.

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Speaker 2: God, what way way? My man? The door? Did you

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Speaker 2: go through the door back panel?

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Speaker 3: I was on the back of the ute.

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Speaker 2: Wow, lucky didn't go through your back panel as well.

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Speaker 2: I feel like there's there's a that joke before you

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Speaker 2: loved it so much, Jesus have been good.

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Speaker 1: Let's go out well, lucky for you, Kepta in pook

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Speaker 1: pants retaining the EP spot.

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Speaker 2: The calls are getting better. Paul, you went to Africa

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Speaker 2: when you were eighteen? What happened? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I don't think I can beat the laugh one. But

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Speaker 4: I was driving a lot of retired missionaries around and

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Speaker 4: he did the toilet advice, squoked into the bush, went out,

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Speaker 4: squatted down into the business. Turned around and there's a

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Speaker 4: great big poet constricted coming out towards my butt.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, trying to get up.

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Speaker 4: Run out pantra my ankles and there's all these old

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Speaker 4: mysteries are standing there looking at me, screaming with my

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Speaker 4: hands from my ankle.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty good. I like that. I mean, And poor Paul,

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Speaker 2: he's sitting on it.

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Speaker 1: He's sitting there. He's the third caller. He said, someone

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Speaker 1: get beheaded. He's had a rhino horn through a scrot him.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 1: And he's got a story about running back through the

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Speaker 1: bushet of his pants around his ankles. That pretty his

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Speaker 1: pants around his ankles on the radio.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you that much. All great gear, though, Jan

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Speaker 2: you can know yourself.

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Speaker 1: A McCain shaw, Chris Boucher, Alex also Scrodam Horn, McCain shaw,

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Speaker 1: Chris Boucher.

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Speaker 2: All thanks to McCain shaw, Chris give poor one as well.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: Well, I can ask him, Paul, did you want a

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Speaker 1: McCain shaw.

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Speaker 2: Chris Boucher as well.

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Speaker 1: I love Yeah. I go to give it to Yeah him.

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Speaker 1: More of the boys on the Full.

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Speaker 4: Show podcast, All on the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 2: Oh wherevery get your podcast?