1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,440 Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast. Welcome to the podcast. 2 00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:06,520 Speaker 2: Brutal show, bend brandished. I'm not sure if that's the 3 00:00:06,559 --> 00:00:09,400 Speaker 2: right word, but you delivered it, my lord. To Melissa, 4 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:14,160 Speaker 2: who came on with some cantankerous, uh debauchery. 5 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 3: I'm trying to use. 6 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:20,079 Speaker 1: Good about that. 7 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:21,759 Speaker 2: I've got to be of a competition going on with 8 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:25,920 Speaker 2: Captain Pooppin's executive producer. He used the word tectonic when 9 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 2: he was describing a pace tectonic. 10 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:31,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was impressive. No, do we even know 11 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:32,159 Speaker 3: what that means? 12 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 2: Like moving like a tectonic place, so very very slowly, 13 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:36,280 Speaker 2: super slowly. 14 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:42,400 Speaker 4: Any words to describe, you know, Woody's coffee order and let. 15 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:52,560 Speaker 3: Nice wordsmith. But yeah, pretty interesting show. 16 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 2: I mean I think our show today was the definition 17 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:56,520 Speaker 2: of light and shade. 18 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 5: Yeah. 19 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,240 Speaker 1: Absolutely. It was a wild show today, wasn't it. 20 00:00:59,320 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 3: Geez? 21 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,920 Speaker 1: I feel for those people to doing breakfast radio that 22 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:06,279 Speaker 1: is that is tough business, chomping and changing. Yeah, normally 23 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 1: we just like to settle into a nice five o'clock 24 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:08,600 Speaker 1: phone topic. 25 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 3: I mean, oh, I have a bit of fun. What's 26 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:11,520 Speaker 3: your favorite kind of soup? 27 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:14,600 Speaker 1: Who took a poo in your shoes? I write both 28 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:18,119 Speaker 1: those events, did somebody accidentally mow your grass? I mean, 29 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 1: they are all just your free wheeling, lean back, have 30 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:25,839 Speaker 1: a nice little bit of a cruisy afternoon about Russia 31 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 1: decided to invade the Ukraine and naturally we yeah, got 32 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,560 Speaker 1: to cover that. That's a pretty intense story, but it 33 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 1: means a lot, and you got to be across these 34 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 1: sorts of things and if anything, to inform people, to 35 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 1: hopefully not scare people too much about what's going on, 36 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,640 Speaker 1: and also to make sure that we paid enough respect 37 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:42,959 Speaker 1: given that there's obviously a lot of a lot at 38 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:46,040 Speaker 1: stake there. Yeah, you had to cross over and actually 39 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 1: very interestantly crossed over to carry and. 40 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 2: Green Bank, Green Bank. I don't think I'm going to 41 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 2: be on her birthday list. I had an all time 42 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 2: shocker at the. 43 00:01:54,360 --> 00:02:00,320 Speaker 1: End trying to light them. I mean, I think the 44 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: chat with Carrie Anne was awesome, and then the last 45 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 1: thirty seconds would try to take it out of a 46 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:06,440 Speaker 1: little bit. 47 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,440 Speaker 3: She hated it. 48 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 4: Well, you've done radio with a long time. Just the 49 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:17,400 Speaker 4: most you've ever been embarrassed to be the co host 50 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 4: of your best mate. Watching what he did to a 51 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:24,280 Speaker 4: respected Channel nine journalist in the Ukraine during a huge. 52 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:28,080 Speaker 1: It's a great question, John. I mean, look, one part 53 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:31,519 Speaker 1: of me thinks that you know, that's you know, that's 54 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 1: that's an embarrassing thing. But the other part of me 55 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 1: is obviously very proud of what. I don't know anybody 56 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:41,359 Speaker 1: else in the world who could shoot for that kind 57 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 1: of a segue after speaking to a foreign correspondent who 58 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 1: is live in the country that is currently getting invaded 59 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 1: by Russia. Nobody, nobody would shoot for. I think there 60 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 1: was a moment there where he said, we're also part 61 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:58,360 Speaker 1: of the Channel nine family. We're hosting Ninjewarrior this year. 62 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:02,160 Speaker 1: And then not to and pair rolls. See your late 63 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:07,680 Speaker 1: as cis I was, I said, I'm proud. Phone actually 64 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 1: was hung up in the middle of that round. She 65 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 1: wasn't there for a sign off. She didn't want to 66 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,160 Speaker 1: hear the end of that. She had CNN calling on 67 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:18,320 Speaker 1: the other line. Anyway, you guys will hear that, So 68 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 1: enjoy that. We and we we will see you tomorrow. 69 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 1: That's where we'll see you for some cantankeris to bauchery 70 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 1: tomorrow from before high This. 71 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,079 Speaker 3: Is the Will and Woody Podcast. 72 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,639 Speaker 1: President Vladimir Putin, Russia's president, had announced that Russia will 73 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: conduct a special military operation to demilitarize the Ukraine, which 74 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:45,920 Speaker 1: is obviously language to describe their invasion of the Ukraine. 75 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 1: Have a listen. This is Matthew Chase live on the 76 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 1: ground for seeing in earlier. You guys can just get 77 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:54,360 Speaker 1: an idea of how intense this actually is. 78 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 6: Oh, I just heard a big bang right here behind me. 79 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:03,560 Speaker 6: Or we shouldn't have done the live shot here. There 80 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 6: are big explosions taking place in Kief right now. 81 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 1: Really sad stuff is. It is evolving. I'm sure you'll 82 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 1: have a chance to get home and watch some of 83 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:17,599 Speaker 1: your TV tonight. But Huarymington joins us. He is the 84 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 1: national affairs editor from Channel ten to join the show. 85 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,560 Speaker 1: Go Welcome to the show, Hugh. Pleasure to have you on, mate, 86 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 1: Thanks for joining us. 87 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 7: Yeah, so the circumstances are what they are. Go again, Hugh, 88 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,200 Speaker 7: I said, I'm sorry, the circumstances. 89 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we have a chance. 90 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,320 Speaker 7: Tell us it's fairly grim what we've got at the 91 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:38,200 Speaker 7: moment that you said, and the footners made it official 92 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,919 Speaker 7: that he's launched. He doesn't call it an invasion, he 93 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:44,360 Speaker 7: calls it a military operation, but that's what it is. Yeah, yes, 94 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,080 Speaker 7: so the tanks are on the. 95 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,320 Speaker 1: Move, Hugh, can I ask, I think for a lot 96 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 1: of people, and I know this is obviously a very 97 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 1: complex issue that probably stems all the way back into 98 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:56,920 Speaker 1: somewhere in the seventies, but like, why are Russia invading 99 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:57,560 Speaker 1: the Ukraine? 100 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,720 Speaker 7: Well, a lot of it has to do with Putin's pride. Really, 101 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:06,359 Speaker 7: Ukraine was part of the Soviet Union into the Communists days, 102 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,040 Speaker 7: and then after the fall of the Berlin Wall, and 103 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 7: then subsequent to that the fall of the Soviet Union, 104 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,480 Speaker 7: the breakup of the Soviet Union, a lot of those 105 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 7: non Russian countries that were within the Soviet Empire, if 106 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:21,040 Speaker 7: you like, gained their own independence. Ukraine was one of those. 107 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:25,920 Speaker 7: And then in more recent times Ukraine has been keen 108 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:29,799 Speaker 7: to really ally itself more with the West than with Russia, 109 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:34,160 Speaker 7: and that has disturbed Putin. He's always felt with the 110 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,080 Speaker 7: fall of the Soviet Union was a terrible geopolitical disaster, 111 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:39,479 Speaker 7: very bad for the Soviet Union. So he wants to 112 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:43,159 Speaker 7: claim it back. His justification as there are some Russian 113 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:46,840 Speaker 7: speakers in eastern Ukraine, and so his claim as he's 114 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:50,360 Speaker 7: in there to protect and defend them, recognize their independence. 115 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:54,919 Speaker 7: But it really has no justification international law. And on 116 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:58,599 Speaker 7: the reports that we're hearing in these first hours, it's 117 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:02,279 Speaker 7: not just eastern Ukraine. Right in the capital Kiev, on 118 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,800 Speaker 7: the Black seaport of Adasa, that's a long way from 119 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 7: eastern Ukraine. Amphibious landings are being told. So this looks 120 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:15,560 Speaker 7: like a wide front invasion award that's been launched by 121 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 7: Vadimir Putin really in the last two or three hours. 122 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:22,320 Speaker 2: So, Hugh, do you think other countries are going to 123 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:28,440 Speaker 2: start getting involved now to help or protect the Ukraine. 124 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,479 Speaker 7: Well, it's unpredictable, but at the moment you'd say no. 125 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:36,240 Speaker 7: And that's because Ukraine is not part of NATO, and 126 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:41,120 Speaker 7: if a NATO nation is attacked, then all other NATO 127 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:44,080 Speaker 7: nations are required under the treaty to go to their defense. 128 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,120 Speaker 7: Ukraine is not. They wanted to be part of NATO, but. 129 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,599 Speaker 1: Was open to that was the issue, right like the 130 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:53,040 Speaker 1: Dead express that they wanted to be part of NATO. 131 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 1: They wanted to be part of And there's been other 132 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,360 Speaker 1: states sort of in the west of what the Formula 133 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 1: Soviet Union that have joint so Estonia, Latvia, those three 134 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:06,080 Speaker 1: countries up there, and like steadily it's sort of being 135 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:09,760 Speaker 1: like annexed back off what was the old Soviet block. 136 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,280 Speaker 1: And this was kind of, as far as I can understand, 137 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:14,560 Speaker 1: it kind of like the straw that broke the camel's back. 138 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,800 Speaker 1: Where As exactly as you said, Hugh comes down to 139 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:19,960 Speaker 1: Vladimir's pride, where he's just like, nah, you can't take 140 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,320 Speaker 1: that one and correct me if I'm wrong, Hugh. But 141 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,640 Speaker 1: the Ukraine is kind of like because Russia in the 142 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:29,200 Speaker 1: west is relatively landlocked. Once it starts losing those those 143 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:32,120 Speaker 1: nations towards the west, so if the Ukraine goes where NATO, 144 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:35,000 Speaker 1: all of a sudden, Russia hasn't got access to a 145 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,880 Speaker 1: lot of the resources that it would get down towards 146 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,880 Speaker 1: other of us. Got the Crimea, but it started to 147 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,040 Speaker 1: sort of block off their supply chains, which is a 148 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:43,760 Speaker 1: big part of this. 149 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,760 Speaker 7: Hue. Oh look, look they can they can access to 150 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,760 Speaker 7: black seats because they've taken the Crimean peninsula. They are 151 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:53,360 Speaker 7: twenty fourteen. Yeah, they've got access to, you know, to 152 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,960 Speaker 7: the Pacific Ocean through lad of Ostov that far, they've 153 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:58,480 Speaker 7: got access to the Baltic access. 154 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,680 Speaker 1: So in other words, it's got nothing to do with 155 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,120 Speaker 1: supply that's just what they're saying, and they just want 156 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:03,600 Speaker 1: the country. 157 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:09,640 Speaker 7: Yeah, absolutely, yeah. I think that it shouldn't be underestimated 158 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:13,280 Speaker 7: just how significant this is. This is a land war 159 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:17,160 Speaker 7: in Europe. We haven't seen one on this scale, and 160 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:22,360 Speaker 7: certainly by a force as large as Russia, and Ukraine's 161 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,880 Speaker 7: got a fairly significant military as well. We'll be fighting 162 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,680 Speaker 7: on their own, but you know, presumably have some resistance. 163 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:31,640 Speaker 7: But this has the potential to dwarf the wars that 164 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,880 Speaker 7: attended the breakup of Yugoslavia back in the nineteen eighties 165 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:39,040 Speaker 7: and ninety and if you look at, you know, the 166 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:42,000 Speaker 7: death and all the carnage that came from that, This 167 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:45,280 Speaker 7: potentially will dwarf that. A country of forty four million 168 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:48,400 Speaker 7: people in the business of being invaded at this very hour. 169 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,320 Speaker 1: All right, man, well, let's addrest the elephant in the room, 170 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,960 Speaker 1: because I was outside before here and the producers on 171 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:55,360 Speaker 1: trending on Twitter is world War three. And I actually 172 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:59,160 Speaker 1: said to Woods on air yesterday that Einstein once said 173 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:01,520 Speaker 1: that World War three might be fought with bombs, but 174 00:09:01,559 --> 00:09:03,800 Speaker 1: world War four will be fought with sticks and stones. 175 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:06,920 Speaker 1: There is this concept of mutually assured destruction that we've 176 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:08,720 Speaker 1: all got nuclear bombs, and we're never going to end 177 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,959 Speaker 1: up in that space because if why someone sends one, 178 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,840 Speaker 1: then we all send one, and then pretty much we 179 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:17,080 Speaker 1: all just absolutely turf each other. At what point do 180 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,760 Speaker 1: we start to worry about how far this conflict can 181 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,880 Speaker 1: expand how far it will go? Do we trust the 182 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:24,640 Speaker 1: people that are in power not to start using that 183 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:27,440 Speaker 1: level of weaponry? Is the conflict going to be contained? 184 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:30,800 Speaker 1: Is there any I'm just fear mongering here because I'm 185 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:33,120 Speaker 1: getting the vibe in the office, and that's what everyone's thinking. 186 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:35,360 Speaker 1: Is there any chance that it's going to expand that 187 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,000 Speaker 1: big Well. 188 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,480 Speaker 7: Heaven forbid it goes nuclear, because if it does, then 189 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:44,120 Speaker 7: we're on a whole new scale of misery. One. It's 190 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:48,040 Speaker 7: hard to know how that would happen unless it spreads 191 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:52,320 Speaker 7: beyond Ukraine's borders, and perhaps the United States gets involved 192 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,000 Speaker 7: and NATO gets involved. 193 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:57,000 Speaker 5: Or it would go so badly for Russia it starts 194 00:09:57,040 --> 00:10:02,520 Speaker 5: to put and starts rac spread. But with several steps ahead, 195 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:07,559 Speaker 5: we've got a fairly diabolical problem right in front of 196 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:10,720 Speaker 5: us as a globe, as a global population. Right now, 197 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:13,160 Speaker 5: I don't want to catastrophize it too too much. 198 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:15,760 Speaker 7: Yeah, worse, but it's plenty bad enough just as it is. 199 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:19,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, totally fair enough, mate. She was really not what 200 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,960 Speaker 1: we wanted to hear this afternoon, but important to be 201 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:24,760 Speaker 1: informed about it. So here Rvington from Channel ten. They're 202 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:27,120 Speaker 1: joining us. Hugh, thanks so much for your time. Really 203 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,560 Speaker 1: appreciate it, mate. 204 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:29,960 Speaker 7: Great to talk to you. Take care here. 205 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:34,440 Speaker 1: Rvington, the National Affairs edit up from Channel ten. Totally wild. 206 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's terrifying. That's terrifying. Yeah, I'd hope it doesn't 207 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:38,320 Speaker 3: get to that. 208 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,640 Speaker 1: No, well, obviously one hundred percent. That's what's going on 209 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,120 Speaker 1: in the UK. We'll give you guys informed throughout the show. 210 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,559 Speaker 1: If there are any updates, there. 211 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:50,840 Speaker 2: Will talking about the grossest habits of your workmates in 212 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:53,360 Speaker 2: the office if you can relate to this. Thirteen one 213 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:56,120 Speaker 2: oh sixty five is our number. We actually took calls 214 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:59,640 Speaker 2: on this earlier in the week, but since then have 215 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:03,200 Speaker 2: been undated with messages from people with more of these 216 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:03,839 Speaker 2: gross habits. 217 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,760 Speaker 3: I mean, I think my highlight though, will when we. 218 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:10,360 Speaker 2: First spoke about it, was a bloke with this story construction. 219 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,040 Speaker 8: They were starting quite early in the morning and found 220 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:17,840 Speaker 8: that someone had taken a knife stump in the doorway. 221 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,280 Speaker 1: Did you find out who it was? 222 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:21,600 Speaker 6: No, we did not mate. 223 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:22,480 Speaker 7: They did not leave a. 224 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:27,160 Speaker 2: Note a Shane, they didn't leave a note you know, 225 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,320 Speaker 2: claim your work anyway, we got Maddie here on thirteen 226 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:33,760 Speaker 2: one oh sixty five. Now, Maddie, what did your work 227 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:34,080 Speaker 2: mate do? 228 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,400 Speaker 9: So back when we were in training, we used to 229 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,280 Speaker 9: sit there for a very long time and one of 230 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,720 Speaker 9: the guys that I worked with used to pick his 231 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:46,439 Speaker 9: pimple and his scalp, the dandrius that was on his 232 00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:47,520 Speaker 9: scalp and eat it. 233 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:53,520 Speaker 1: Oh a flyer off fly. 234 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:58,160 Speaker 2: So both eating the dandriff and the stuff inside a pimple. 235 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,280 Speaker 1: Yuck, yuck. 236 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:03,520 Speaker 9: Yeah, scratched his scabs on his pimples. 237 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,600 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, No, we're done. You are the follow us. 238 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,600 Speaker 3: Just you asked the follow us. 239 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:12,679 Speaker 1: She just repeated herself, just more graphically. What was what 240 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,240 Speaker 1: was the thing you were searching for? 241 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,520 Speaker 2: I thought he was only swallowing the dandriff. I didn't 242 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:17,760 Speaker 2: think he was eating the pimples. I thought he was 243 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:18,679 Speaker 2: just picking the pimples. 244 00:12:18,679 --> 00:12:21,880 Speaker 1: But she's sitting he eats the pimples and the dandriff. 245 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:22,079 Speaker 5: Yep. 246 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,719 Speaker 2: I didn't pick up the syntax I thought there was 247 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:28,280 Speaker 2: a comment, was Adam, Adam, you used to work in 248 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,079 Speaker 2: mechanics made and knew how to gross work? 249 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:30,400 Speaker 3: Mate. 250 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,480 Speaker 7: Yeah, but we all used to wear ear muffs when 251 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:34,440 Speaker 7: we're doing loud work. 252 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:35,559 Speaker 3: Yes, of course, yep. 253 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,160 Speaker 7: The top of ear muster he wore. 254 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,880 Speaker 9: There was like a hard band that went around the 255 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,400 Speaker 9: back of your head and that had the security. 256 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,320 Speaker 7: So when he took them off, he used to lick 257 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:44,720 Speaker 7: the ear. 258 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,920 Speaker 1: Well a little bit of the luck you did. 259 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,640 Speaker 2: If you don't mind, you might keep him clean though 260 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:52,680 Speaker 2: when you break it down. 261 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:59,120 Speaker 1: My god, let's go to the right now. I'm follow up, Adam. 262 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:02,240 Speaker 1: Are we talking like just a just a quick just 263 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,760 Speaker 1: a quick lick of of the buds? Or was he 264 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,400 Speaker 1: like sort of going out like a. 265 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:11,560 Speaker 3: Good suck having a good sack? Wow? 266 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:16,160 Speaker 1: We Lorraine was a good suck, Lorraine, bring us home here. 267 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,520 Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know how you're going to top 268 00:13:17,559 --> 00:13:21,200 Speaker 2: the first golds? Goods, Lorraine? What did your work made 269 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,360 Speaker 2: to talking grossen? 270 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:26,720 Speaker 10: He got a big syringe and sucked up a fart 271 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,360 Speaker 10: and came up behind me and put it in my face. 272 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:36,320 Speaker 3: It's just good gear, he enjoyed that. It's just good 273 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,200 Speaker 3: far too much. 274 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:41,719 Speaker 1: How do your were we talking Lorraine? What sort of 275 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:42,839 Speaker 1: syringe call it? 276 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:55,239 Speaker 9: They call it a turkey baster. It's the big syringeaters. 277 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:54,240 Speaker 1: And then basted you with his father Raine about that 278 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:57,800 Speaker 1: for gear on your Thursday Afternoon. Well and he got 279 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,079 Speaker 1: a very special guest in the studio first time she 280 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,679 Speaker 1: joined the boys in Tom cash. 281 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:05,480 Speaker 2: Man, Rosa Parks, Shaikhavara and Gandy. 282 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,880 Speaker 8: Our next guest name will stand alongside these. 283 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:14,920 Speaker 1: Incredible revolutionaries as well as taking on huge social reforming Rinton. 284 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,719 Speaker 2: He's a comedian who's appeared on the Project and Will 285 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:21,480 Speaker 2: Anderson's Question Everything, and now his new show is talking 286 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:22,600 Speaker 2: about graphs. 287 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:24,920 Speaker 3: Please welcome to the show. 288 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,800 Speaker 1: It's Tom Cashman. Welcome. 289 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,240 Speaker 10: We specifically had a conversation before we went to air 290 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,800 Speaker 10: that I wanted to not be perceived with the revolutionary 291 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:37,520 Speaker 10: that I was joking when I asked a landlord for 292 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:38,000 Speaker 10: a reference. 293 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,000 Speaker 11: And it's gone too far. 294 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,240 Speaker 10: I've been perceived in too much of a political light. 295 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,320 Speaker 10: And there you're calling me compare me to Gandy. You're champion, 296 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:45,720 Speaker 10: You're champion of the people. 297 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,960 Speaker 2: You are we'd already made the opener, sorry tell me, 298 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,560 Speaker 2: couldn't change it enough. 299 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,320 Speaker 3: But yeah, as will say it. You are mate. 300 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:56,200 Speaker 2: You are leading a revolution against these absolute dogs that 301 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:57,360 Speaker 2: are leasing their homes. 302 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,640 Speaker 10: I just asked a simple question of a landlord, and 303 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,720 Speaker 10: I asked them to get one reference from one previous 304 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:05,600 Speaker 10: tenant recommending them as a landlord, and they immediately canceled 305 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:09,240 Speaker 10: my application. Subsequent landlords canceled my application after approving me. 306 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:09,880 Speaker 7: I don't know. 307 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,800 Speaker 1: Whether that was aw that was a follow up. What happened? 308 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,359 Speaker 1: Have they got like a slack thread or something? These landlords, 309 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:19,000 Speaker 1: they're in Facebook groups like of course, Yeah, so you're 310 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,240 Speaker 1: a flag bearer for the less easy out there. 311 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:22,080 Speaker 10: I suppose. 312 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:25,280 Speaker 3: I think the word marta comes to mind. Do you 313 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,840 Speaker 3: get people reaching out to you, like the. 314 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:36,000 Speaker 10: Idea the sacrifice is the lack of one successful accommodation request, 315 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:36,680 Speaker 10: not death. 316 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:39,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, okay, we should make that clear. 317 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,280 Speaker 3: So you really want to shake this title, you want 318 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:41,920 Speaker 3: to get rid of it. 319 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,640 Speaker 11: Look, I'm happy with it a little bit. 320 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,120 Speaker 10: I feel like when you're getting compared to Rosa Parks, 321 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,040 Speaker 10: it's kind a tad far, that's all. 322 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,600 Speaker 3: I'm what do you want to be known as? 323 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:49,760 Speaker 5: Then? 324 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:54,160 Speaker 2: So if you were the revolutionist against leases or whatever, 325 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,680 Speaker 2: we want to call what do you want to be 326 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:56,040 Speaker 2: known as? 327 00:15:56,120 --> 00:16:01,080 Speaker 10: I want to be known as a funny guy, because 328 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,360 Speaker 10: that is the trouble. It's like my comedy show coming 329 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,000 Speaker 10: up there is well, we'll be talking about landlords a bit. 330 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:11,200 Speaker 1: Drop the gear, come here and complain about the fact 331 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:15,120 Speaker 1: that you're being some pseudo marta and then in your 332 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,720 Speaker 1: show you've got more gear now. 333 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:25,040 Speaker 10: To find you and Andy went through like a speaking engagement, 334 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,800 Speaker 10: was like, I don't want to talk about the peace stuff. 335 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,400 Speaker 11: I've actually got a lot of new stuff about the cryptocurrency. 336 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,280 Speaker 3: Get out of here, Gandy. 337 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,720 Speaker 11: Here you're here to liberate us. 338 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,120 Speaker 1: That's true, it's your cross to bear. 339 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:36,480 Speaker 9: Now. 340 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:42,880 Speaker 1: It's similarities to Jesus. Really, Jesus what he didn't want, 341 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:46,560 Speaker 1: the son of God, but that's who he was. You 342 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,360 Speaker 1: can't get up there, exactly, you can't talk about crypto. 343 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,400 Speaker 1: He's got to pedal out for you know, we're all 344 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,600 Speaker 1: going to be saved here otherwise people going to walk away. 345 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,360 Speaker 10: Exactly. 346 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,440 Speaker 3: Wow, bloody hell, it's tough. 347 00:16:57,120 --> 00:17:02,880 Speaker 1: Jesus's tough, and it's tough being Tom Cashman. We are 348 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,000 Speaker 1: going to talk to him more up next. 349 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:04,760 Speaker 3: They don't go anywhere. 350 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:05,720 Speaker 11: We're going to go to a tune. 351 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,280 Speaker 1: He's going to a brand new show, Graphs. 352 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,600 Speaker 11: It's on sale and now all you know named it before. 353 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:14,159 Speaker 11: At live nation dot com. 354 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,639 Speaker 1: We've got Tom Cashman in the studio with the boys 355 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,080 Speaker 1: right now. Tom, welcome back. 356 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:18,800 Speaker 11: Oh, thank you. 357 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,879 Speaker 1: Pleasure to have you here, mate, Absolutely pleasure to have 358 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,480 Speaker 1: you here. Let's talk a little bit about the show mate. 359 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,040 Speaker 1: So next you go on see you guys, see Tom. 360 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:27,120 Speaker 1: He's going to be touring sid Melbourne and Sydney livenation 361 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,680 Speaker 1: dot com. You want to see his brand new show 362 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,760 Speaker 1: Who Beat the Melbourne Comedy Festival as well. 363 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:37,440 Speaker 2: Graphs A dry name, Tommy, Yeah, I know the way 364 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:37,840 Speaker 2: this works. 365 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,760 Speaker 1: So like people so you know, did a fringe festival 366 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,639 Speaker 1: a while ago. That's the issue that you go to 367 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,199 Speaker 1: get the name in very earliest. They can make the 368 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:48,000 Speaker 1: flyers print the stuff and then so most people, most 369 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:51,600 Speaker 1: people go with a very generic name, so they go like, 370 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,520 Speaker 1: you know, laugh so much or whatever the hell it is, right, 371 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,919 Speaker 1: and then they just they can put anything in there 372 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,560 Speaker 1: because comedy right so much. 373 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,520 Speaker 11: That's good that don't write that down. 374 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:02,000 Speaker 1: But you've gone I feel like you pigeonholed yourself a 375 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,200 Speaker 1: bit with graphs in. 376 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,359 Speaker 10: A direction that's got nothing to do with the tendency 377 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,800 Speaker 10: stuff that's got more press than. 378 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,960 Speaker 11: Anything of a Yes, it's also on the radio. 379 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:15,720 Speaker 10: I'm aware that it's quite as visual medium. 380 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, so you lean into it though you actually this 381 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:18,840 Speaker 2: isn't just a generic name. 382 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,440 Speaker 3: You you talk about graph. 383 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,040 Speaker 11: I don't talk it. 384 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:24,040 Speaker 1: I show them what's your best graph in the show? 385 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,040 Speaker 1: Best favorite graph in the show? 386 00:18:26,119 --> 00:18:28,000 Speaker 3: You make it choose between these children. 387 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:29,120 Speaker 11: But I can see the two. 388 00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:32,879 Speaker 10: I think. Okay, So I have a graph which is 389 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,919 Speaker 10: basically my excitement seeing you topless as it relates to 390 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,119 Speaker 10: how many nipples you have At one, it's. 391 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:41,560 Speaker 11: Like a bit of enjoyment. Two lots more enjoyment. 392 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,320 Speaker 1: So that's probably peak. 393 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:44,320 Speaker 11: That's probably Then it goes down. 394 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,920 Speaker 10: Three is on the same level as one, and then 395 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:53,439 Speaker 10: it slowly increases much much, much beyond. That's simply curiosity. 396 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:54,600 Speaker 11: No thanks, you got none. 397 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:58,320 Speaker 3: I need to see. That is so true. Any How 398 00:18:58,359 --> 00:18:59,720 Speaker 3: many nipples have you seen before? 399 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:00,359 Speaker 1: Many? 400 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:00,640 Speaker 6: What? 401 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,600 Speaker 3: What is the maximum? 402 00:19:02,119 --> 00:19:04,560 Speaker 11: Maximum is two? I reckon you've. 403 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,480 Speaker 3: Only ever seen two nipples? 404 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,520 Speaker 10: If I was seeing nine all the time, I feel 405 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,680 Speaker 10: like my curiosity would drop. 406 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,640 Speaker 3: That you have to change the graph Woods. 407 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:20,600 Speaker 12: Yeah, that's next to his show Many Nipples showing me 408 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,240 Speaker 12: nothing to be proud of. 409 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,400 Speaker 1: You're want to see Tom Cash for his news show 410 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,239 Speaker 1: Graphs is on sale now all info tickets at Live 411 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,000 Speaker 1: nation dot com. 412 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,680 Speaker 11: Pleasure Meeting. You tell you absolutely you to Thanks. 413 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:38,280 Speaker 12: For you too too. 414 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:42,040 Speaker 11: It was directed. It was directing awkward. It was actually 415 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:44,600 Speaker 11: Tom's for joining. 416 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:49,520 Speaker 5: Coming up next with the more Will and Woody The 417 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,400 Speaker 5: Will and Woody Podcast, Do You reckon? 418 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,520 Speaker 1: You got the worst coffee order in Australia? Gives call 419 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:57,600 Speaker 1: for six five tumeric and lat currently rests with you 420 00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:00,120 Speaker 1: with that one, woulds it's probably. 421 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,600 Speaker 3: Not a as bad as my other afternoon order. 422 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:04,200 Speaker 1: This is a regular one which the team absolutely hates. 423 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:09,199 Speaker 3: And I get a decaf iced long black Yeah and 424 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,600 Speaker 3: a punch in the face to go. 425 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,360 Speaker 1: You've also been known to get a large arm and 426 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,560 Speaker 1: chai as well. 427 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,280 Speaker 2: I did make a button bush and Joel trot down 428 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:20,960 Speaker 2: to the cafe. 429 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,160 Speaker 5: He was Joel. 430 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,879 Speaker 1: You guys obviously draw straws to see who has to 431 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,240 Speaker 1: get us coffee if we put a coffee order in. 432 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,480 Speaker 4: It's always painful getting woodies And he actually laughs in 433 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,800 Speaker 4: your face when he sends you to get him a 434 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,240 Speaker 4: coffee as well, like I do. I find noting that 435 00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:37,399 Speaker 4: arm and chai, you idiot. 436 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,119 Speaker 1: And then on top of that he of course he 437 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:43,720 Speaker 1: adds that he wouldn't monitor a gf DF treat as 438 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,560 Speaker 1: well if they've got one in the window. So you 439 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,239 Speaker 1: can't just get a cook you to man it up 440 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,640 Speaker 1: or anything. You can't just get yourself a standard chock 441 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:54,480 Speaker 1: chip muffin if you guys got any GFDF balls, preferably 442 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:58,320 Speaker 1: with raw ingredients. All the reason we're bringing this up though, 443 00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:00,920 Speaker 1: if you've got you got a worst coffee order than that, 444 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,600 Speaker 1: or even the worst in Australia, because I think I 445 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,680 Speaker 1: found the worst in the world. A guy called Edward 446 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:08,000 Speaker 1: walked into a Starbucks Woods and asked for a caramel 447 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,800 Speaker 1: crunch frap with all the trimmings. Now I'm going to 448 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,200 Speaker 1: read them out just so you can get your head 449 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:17,080 Speaker 1: around this. It says five banana I assume that's favoring 450 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,040 Speaker 1: extra camel drizzle, extra whip, extra ice, extra cinnamon doll 451 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,000 Speaker 1: up tops, seven pumps of additional caramel sauce, extra camel crunch, 452 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:26,560 Speaker 1: one pump of honey blend, five pumps of frappuccino, roasted coffee, 453 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:30,280 Speaker 1: seven additional frappuccino, chips, heavy cream and double blended. 454 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:30,800 Speaker 7: Wow. 455 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:31,879 Speaker 3: That is wow. 456 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,439 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. So the brist has taken a photo of 457 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:38,360 Speaker 1: it posted it online. Here his thoughts after he got 458 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,520 Speaker 1: fired for posting the order. 459 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:43,520 Speaker 3: Have a listen um no, because I feel like it brah. 460 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:48,960 Speaker 1: Some light upon like how crazy you know orders can be. 461 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,760 Speaker 1: The funny thing about this is that it's actually backfired 462 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,639 Speaker 1: on him because people have seen this all over the 463 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,879 Speaker 1: US and now just going into Starbucks and ordering an Edward. 464 00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:00,480 Speaker 1: I love the name of the guy who actually put 465 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:05,479 Speaker 1: the order instance and then but it's fired people up, like, 466 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,919 Speaker 1: you know, can should you be able to order whatever 467 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,560 Speaker 1: you wanted a coffee shop? Or do you have to 468 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,560 Speaker 1: respect the person behind the machine? And I know that 469 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:16,280 Speaker 1: the news reporter, the reporter was actually reporting on this 470 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:20,239 Speaker 1: hunted the guy down who ordered the coffee, hunted him 471 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,760 Speaker 1: down as Edward guy and absolutely mind the pun, roasted him. 472 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,080 Speaker 9: People aren't going to look at this and they're going 473 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,000 Speaker 9: to say, what kind of jerk orders something like that 474 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:33,840 Speaker 9: from a barista, a hardworking barista at Starbucks. 475 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:37,200 Speaker 1: So I don't consider myself a jerk, especially if you tip. 476 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,200 Speaker 3: What nice Edward solid answer. 477 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,400 Speaker 1: Ash is called on thirty one O sixty five, Ash, 478 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,840 Speaker 1: what do you have to get you up? From? You? 479 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,040 Speaker 1: For your boss? From a hard working barista? 480 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,920 Speaker 8: Yes, he sent me out to get him a double 481 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,960 Speaker 8: shot decaf long blast with a splashes armored link. 482 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:57,040 Speaker 2: Why would you do a double shot of decap that 483 00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,840 Speaker 2: doesn't make any as a decab order, I would never 484 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:01,800 Speaker 2: order a double shot. 485 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:03,600 Speaker 1: It's a long long back. 486 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:04,359 Speaker 3: It's a double shot. 487 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,680 Speaker 2: But I wouldn't ask for an additional shot. I would 488 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,160 Speaker 2: I wouldn't make a button push a joel. 489 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:10,679 Speaker 9: Don't try to. 490 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,800 Speaker 1: Don't separate yourself from this guy because he gets an 491 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,320 Speaker 1: extra shot. Man, you're a decaf order. There's a special 492 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,480 Speaker 1: place in a hell for all of you. Natalie is 493 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,679 Speaker 1: called on thirty one and sixty five. Natalie, you're a barista, 494 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:27,960 Speaker 1: a hard working barista. Barista, you're in a big coffee chain. 495 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:28,240 Speaker 5: Net. 496 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,680 Speaker 1: What's the worst coffee order you've got? 497 00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:32,600 Speaker 9: I have a customer that comes in and. 498 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,120 Speaker 8: Out one short of coffee. 499 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:43,920 Speaker 1: And yeah, hunches, Well that's a hard working barista. Melissa, 500 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,960 Speaker 1: you reckon you get the worst coffee order in Australia. 501 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:50,959 Speaker 9: Yeah, I order a Kremlin latte decaf, two sugars extra 502 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,040 Speaker 9: hot and soy milk. 503 00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:58,080 Speaker 1: Show Ben. We have got urgently somebody to join us 504 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:02,520 Speaker 1: from the Ukraine right now. Our Channel nine's European correspondent, 505 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,720 Speaker 1: Carrie and green Bank joins the boys. Carry thank you 506 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,840 Speaker 1: so much for joining us. I really appreciate your time. 507 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:11,280 Speaker 1: I know obviously you're in a particularly hostile situation there. 508 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,600 Speaker 1: Can you just give us a bit of a feeling 509 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,480 Speaker 1: and what the hell's going on on the ground in 510 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:15,760 Speaker 1: the Ukraine? 511 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,240 Speaker 8: Well, hi, Will and Woody, Well, it's certainly all happening 512 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,560 Speaker 8: over here right now. So Ukrainian forces have just said 513 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,639 Speaker 8: that Russia has been carrying out intensive shelling in the east. 514 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:29,159 Speaker 8: There are reports that troops are moving across the Belarus 515 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:32,520 Speaker 8: border as well. Ukrainean forces are saying that Russia has 516 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:35,399 Speaker 8: been bombing a number of airports, including the international airport 517 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,960 Speaker 8: which is here in Kiev. Now they're saying that they 518 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,000 Speaker 8: have shot down five Russian planes into Lahansk region, but 519 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,879 Speaker 8: Russia is denying these planes have been shot down, and 520 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,119 Speaker 8: we don't have confirmation of this. But essentially here in Kiev, 521 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,679 Speaker 8: the situation that we're hearing right now is that perhaps 522 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,919 Speaker 8: in the last hour, there have been a couple of 523 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,440 Speaker 8: what sounds very much like air raid sirens. Maybe around 524 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,560 Speaker 8: two three hours ago, there were distant explosions that we 525 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:03,440 Speaker 8: heard here in Kharkiv, which is Ukraine's biggest city, close 526 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,320 Speaker 8: to the Russian border. They were hearing and seeing much 527 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:10,440 Speaker 8: louder explosions, with explosions also reported in Mariopol and essentially 528 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,560 Speaker 8: other areas in the east of Ukraine. But all of 529 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,840 Speaker 8: these details are emerging, they're sketchy, a lot of the 530 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:21,240 Speaker 8: information is unconfirmed. We're hearing various reports from both sides. 531 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,399 Speaker 8: What we do know though, is that all of this 532 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:27,040 Speaker 8: started at around five am local time, when Vladimir Putin 533 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:30,240 Speaker 8: made a televised address at the same time as the 534 00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:31,960 Speaker 8: UN was chairing it, so I think it was a 535 00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:35,480 Speaker 8: security meeting essentially. The televised address said that he was 536 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:39,240 Speaker 8: announcing a special military operation in the Donbas, which is 537 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,359 Speaker 8: the east of Ukraine. He said in this address that 538 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,800 Speaker 8: he wasn't going to occupy Kiev, but at the same 539 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:49,080 Speaker 8: time he said he wanted to demilitarize and denassify Ukraine. 540 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:53,040 Speaker 8: So in terms of what that evolves, well, I think 541 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,160 Speaker 8: we haven't seen that yet. 542 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,800 Speaker 3: Wow, we so. 543 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,600 Speaker 2: Kery, I mean you're there in Kiev, like I mean, firstly, 544 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,639 Speaker 2: are you scared right now? Are the people scared? Is 545 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,480 Speaker 2: there bomb shelters that people are rushing to, Like, what's 546 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,240 Speaker 2: the feel amongst the civilians? 547 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:12,080 Speaker 8: Well, so, there's between three thousand and five thousand bomb shelters. 548 00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,760 Speaker 8: They have been getting prepared over the past couple of 549 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,840 Speaker 8: months in preparation for whether people would need them right 550 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:21,040 Speaker 8: now in Kiev. The explosions that we heard were clearly 551 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,720 Speaker 8: in the distance, They're not in the capital. Y air 552 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,880 Speaker 8: raid siren there's a bit of a question around whether 553 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:29,520 Speaker 8: it is actually warning of an imminent attack right now 554 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,080 Speaker 8: or whether it's a test. As I was saying before, 555 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,119 Speaker 8: there's a lot of discrepancy in the information we're hearing 556 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:39,200 Speaker 8: right now in terms of how people are feeling. Well. 557 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,680 Speaker 8: Over the past few weeks, there's been this general I mean, 558 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,879 Speaker 8: perhaps an unease, but just an overall calm because you 559 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,840 Speaker 8: have to remember the strategy of the Ukrainian President Zelenski 560 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,800 Speaker 8: up until this point to try and keep people calm. 561 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,119 Speaker 8: He didn't want to destabilize the economy and the country 562 00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:57,320 Speaker 8: any further. So, in the face of all of these 563 00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:59,800 Speaker 8: reports that war was imminent coming from the US president 564 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,399 Speaker 8: and Boris Johnson. Scott Morrison, the Ukrainian president has essentially 565 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,959 Speaker 8: been doing what he can to calm people down. So 566 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,879 Speaker 8: you can imagine people waking to these explosions and the 567 00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:12,200 Speaker 8: byrons this morning are going to be feeling pretty scared. 568 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,560 Speaker 1: Carry in one of the things that I think we've 569 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,359 Speaker 1: seen a lot of. Obviously Ukrainian people very very proud people. 570 00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,720 Speaker 1: A lot of the images that we're seeing online are 571 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:25,840 Speaker 1: a lot of them preparing like civilians, preparing to fight 572 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:29,480 Speaker 1: the Russians. Obviously they're military, nowhere near as big as Russias. 573 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:33,000 Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of photos of kids carrying machine guns, 574 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,840 Speaker 1: a lot of like, again what looked like like what 575 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,280 Speaker 1: would call in Australia a punter. You know, people who 576 00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:41,520 Speaker 1: work in offices, people who work in farms, in factories, 577 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:47,240 Speaker 1: learning how to carry guns, doing military drills with cardboard 578 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,880 Speaker 1: cutout guns so they just know how to position themselves 579 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,400 Speaker 1: and stuff. Is there actually a sense of like they're 580 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,760 Speaker 1: really going to fight this all the way down to 581 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,480 Speaker 1: the wild Well, I. 582 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,639 Speaker 8: Mean, yeah, you're right. Essentially, people who don't have a 583 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:04,480 Speaker 8: lot of military experience, if any experience, You're right. We 584 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,600 Speaker 8: have been seeing that over the past few months. People 585 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,600 Speaker 8: have been signing up to these territory defense courses where 586 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,200 Speaker 8: they're learning military skills. Some people have never held it 587 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:15,479 Speaker 8: Gune before. There's a lot of patriotism and prime here. 588 00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:19,200 Speaker 8: Ukraine became independent in nineteen ninety one, so it's only 589 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,920 Speaker 8: had its freedom facility years and people are resolutely determined 590 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,760 Speaker 8: to keep that freedom. But at the same time they're 591 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:30,440 Speaker 8: facing overwhelming military on the Russian side. I mean, Ukraine 592 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,399 Speaker 8: has always known that it was going to be outmanned 593 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,720 Speaker 8: and outgunned, and there's a lot of pride. There's a 594 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:40,240 Speaker 8: lot of patriotism nationalism in terms of how people are feeling, 595 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,239 Speaker 8: but how that actually evolves on the ground in the 596 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,600 Speaker 8: face of an actual invasion, we'll have to wait and see. 597 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,440 Speaker 1: Can I ask you personally finally, Carrie on, how are 598 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:50,400 Speaker 1: you feeling personally? 599 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:50,600 Speaker 9: Mate? 600 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,360 Speaker 1: Like, obviously I know your Channel nine's European correspondent, you're 601 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,720 Speaker 1: over there, and I'm not sure. I'm sure you know 602 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,120 Speaker 1: you've been relatively over there in peacetime up till now, 603 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,400 Speaker 1: But to get flown into the Ukraine and covering something 604 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,920 Speaker 1: like this, I mean it's obviously part of the job 605 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,000 Speaker 1: that how are you feeling, mate, It must be pretty hectic. 606 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,479 Speaker 8: Yeah, well, we're just being very careful to keep all 607 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,959 Speaker 8: of our security bases covered. I mean where we are 608 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,880 Speaker 8: in Kiev at the moment. The explosions aren't in the capitol. 609 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,440 Speaker 8: We haven't seen any fighting here. There's no military on 610 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,080 Speaker 8: the streets here. I'm just looking out the window now, 611 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,080 Speaker 8: and there's a normal amount of traffic, people walking around. 612 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,040 Speaker 8: I mean, some people are walking around, like markets normal. 613 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:31,040 Speaker 8: Ukrainian president said that he's considering martial law and from 614 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,840 Speaker 8: today there is a national state of emergency. But it's 615 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:37,520 Speaker 8: almost a surreal experience to be here hearing all of this. 616 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,160 Speaker 8: I guess mayhem coming from the east, coming down from 617 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,400 Speaker 8: the Belarus border, but hearing Kiev right now, apart from 618 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:47,160 Speaker 8: the sirens, is relatively quiet. 619 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,960 Speaker 2: Okay, Well, we're part of the Channel nine family, Carrie, 620 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,160 Speaker 2: so we're very proud of your sis over there. You know, 621 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,320 Speaker 2: we're on Ninja warr you know, not to compare roles, 622 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:58,560 Speaker 2: but we're very proud of you, Carrie, and look after yourself. 623 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,280 Speaker 11: Okay, thank you, thanks guys, Hey, thanks so much. 624 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,880 Speaker 1: There carry carrying green Bank. Channel nine European correspondent. For 625 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:10,880 Speaker 1: all the latest on the situation, tuned in Channel nine News. No, no, no. 626 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,080 Speaker 1: The Ninja Warrior gear was totally wild at the end. 627 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,320 Speaker 1: There's you're probably like, mate, I have got CNN on 628 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,520 Speaker 1: the other line, if you could not tell me which 629 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,720 Speaker 1: show your channels. I just thought we were going to 630 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:24,920 Speaker 1: be like two that would be great. Well we that 631 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,720 Speaker 1: was a wild shack. That is intense. What's going on 632 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,280 Speaker 1: over there in the Ukraine, guys, Yeah, yeah, As I said, 633 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:32,760 Speaker 1: you can get it all on Channel nine if you 634 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,040 Speaker 1: want more of an update. What's going on? Russia announcing 635 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,040 Speaker 1: today they are going to be invade in the Ukraine.