Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Christian moo Mbow is a great car game, especially with
Speaker 2: country driving, winding down the window and yelling moo to
Speaker 2: cows and counting how many cows look up?
Speaker 3: Do any look up? Do any of them look up?
Speaker 2: Christian number plate sentence group words using the letter on
Speaker 2: the number plates as well. All right, so listen, we're
Speaker 2: about to do five Top Tuesday. Before we get into
Speaker 2: five Topic Tuesday. This reckless show only has another nine
Speaker 2: more shows with you next Friday. I know it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed to say this. I can't believe we're finishing
Speaker 2: on December the sixth. It's offensive. These two do not
Speaker 2: feel the same way.
Speaker 3: They want to start. They want to stop talking.
Speaker 2: Whenever I mentioned this on on off air that I
Speaker 2: used to work routinely for the last twenty odd years
Speaker 2: until December the twenty second, they're like, stop saying it.
Speaker 4: I don't know who made up the rule that radio
Speaker 4: just go in time with school holidays, but it's always
Speaker 4: been that way, and I just don't want to jink it.
Speaker 2: Don't rock them up, pon me, Okay, all right, so
Speaker 2: we do finish next Friday, last week of the show.
Speaker 2: We want to see you guys. So I thought it'd
Speaker 2: be great to show one of our favorite Christmas movies.
Speaker 2: In fact, is my best Christmas movie. I love Elf.
Speaker 2: So we're all gonna watch Elf next Tuesday night. It's
Speaker 2: at the Palace Cinema. So thanks to Palace Cinemas, give
Speaker 2: the gift or cinema with a Palace gift card. We're
Speaker 2: going to be the next Tuesday night the Palace Como
Speaker 2: five thirty pm. Get this prosecco and Canna pays and
Speaker 2: then a half six of movie will begin.
Speaker 5: Have we giving away?
Speaker 3: There's only twenty seats left?
Speaker 6: Really, have you put in I'm not.
Speaker 2: The kids want to come home? Paikin, hang on, you're not.
Speaker 2: Normally it takes out a row with the Christy Swan
Speaker 2: of the show. Sorry, that person must remain nameless. All right,
Speaker 2: so we're doing five till bit Tuesday. Here are the
Speaker 2: five topics. Five phoning's at the same time up first
Speaker 2: this morning. Then mum meltdowns. You've got any great stories
Speaker 2: about your mum having an epic mum meltdown? My wife
Speaker 2: had one on Friday, night when we've been out together
Speaker 2: to the pay for Something week came out the kids
Speaker 2: A left permanent marker on her beloved kitchen tops as
Speaker 2: he had I actually had to put in the bed.
Speaker 2: Come run a bath, please, I will.
Speaker 3: Deal with this. Go and have it walk, breathe.
Speaker 6: Or caution tape around the kitchen so no one can enter.
Speaker 3: Industrial language was used.
Speaker 2: Now Jack Post is currently spying on his own dog
Speaker 2: using the latest technology, a remote camera with a built
Speaker 2: in microphone, trying to catch his giant snaggletooth dog on
Speaker 2: the kitchen top snaffling for food basically, and.
Speaker 4: Now I've got footage other actually on the bench top.
Speaker 4: What I need to do next is catch her in
Speaker 4: the act so I can speak through the camera and go, Luna,
Speaker 4: get down off the bench.
Speaker 2: Well, I'd love to hear stories about when you've tried
Speaker 2: to do it, Jack to it which has basically been
Speaker 2: a spy spinal things. You might done this as well
Speaker 2: with the built in microphones or home security monitoring you
Speaker 2: can get now with these cameras that we've all got
Speaker 2: around our house, we have them in our cars as well.
Speaker 2: Or you've tried to spy on somebody, I've been a spy.
Speaker 2: What stories have you got on that last week? Great
Speaker 2: stories about Nan and granddad's claim to fames today? And
Speaker 2: that's narrow it down now to just the humble dad.
Speaker 2: What is your dad's claim to fame? Awful story emerging
Speaker 2: in Australia. But a guy who took us sicki and
Speaker 2: took his son to go and watch the Wiggles.
Speaker 3: Another one, somebody else.
Speaker 2: At his work saw a photo of him from his
Speaker 2: Instagram showed their boss. They got five a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks before Christmas. It took it sicky to take his
Speaker 2: sun and go see the Wiggles. You took a sicki
Speaker 2: and what did you do? Okay, you took a sicki
Speaker 2: and what did you do? You can call him anonymously
Speaker 2: if you want. And finally, some morning, the fifth and
Speaker 2: final one on five to but Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Have you love this?
Speaker 2: We may get only one call, if any, but if
Speaker 2: just one call comes in today? Have you ever been
Speaker 2: yelled at by someone famous? I really hope Maybe it's
Speaker 2: not today, Maybe it might be six months down the
Speaker 2: line from late late late to the party. Someone finally
Speaker 2: gives us a story about being yelled at by someone famous.
Speaker 2: So those are your five topics mum meltdowns. I've been
Speaker 2: a spy? What's your dad's claim to fame? You took
Speaker 2: a sicki? And what did you do? And have you
Speaker 2: ever been yelled at by someone famous?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three five tobit Tuesday.
Speaker 2: You can when you're way to come and watch the
Speaker 2: amazing Christmas movie Elf with us next Tuesday night at
Speaker 2: the Palace Como with your stories Today we're looking for
Speaker 2: stories about mum meltdowns. Have you ever been a spy
Speaker 2: trying to spy on somebody or something? Your dad's claim
Speaker 2: to fame? You took a sicki? And what did you
Speaker 2: actually do? And have you ever been yelled at by
Speaker 2: someone famous? That's the topics today No. Four one four,
Speaker 2: one oh four three First and sawning. We got Emma.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Emma, good morning.
Speaker 7: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good Emma? So thanks for calling. Five topic Tuesday.
Speaker 2: What have you got for us?
Speaker 8: We've got the taking a sicki?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what did you actually do?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 8: It's my dad and back in the day him and
Speaker 8: a mate decided that they would take a sick day
Speaker 8: to go to the Test match at the g So
Speaker 8: they went along with their eski already for a big
Speaker 8: day and it was rained out. What they did was
Speaker 8: they decided that they'd just sit around and finish what
Speaker 8: they had brought along with them. And it turned out
Speaker 8: a photographer actually got a picture of them and published
Speaker 8: it in the sun and they got caught.
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh dear, oh dear, got redhanded and red
Speaker 2: stubby as well, all of it.
Speaker 6: That's if it's rained out, you could just sit around
Speaker 6: all that.
Speaker 3: Getting drunk. Yeah, apparently, So that's a great one. Emma,
Speaker 3: thank you very much and cool, have a good day.
Speaker 8: Thank you you.
Speaker 3: Doe's a bratt. Good morning, Brett.
Speaker 9: Christians ringing for a spying story.
Speaker 3: Ah, yes, what's your story, Brett.
Speaker 9: My grandfather during World War two was caught having an
Speaker 9: affair and he talked each way out of it with
Speaker 9: my grandmother boy saying that she was a spy and
Speaker 9: he had to interrogate her.
Speaker 3: Wow. Some incredible Yeah, that old chestnut, Brett. Thank you granddad.
Speaker 3: The war ended years ago. It's twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2: If they your care home will not put up with
Speaker 2: us anymore. Jesus, you can't keep interrogating her after fifty years.
Speaker 3: Brett. That's a great one. Thank you mate. Let's go
Speaker 3: to thank you. Melissa. Good morning, Good morning, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good, Melissa. What's your five topic for us today?
Speaker 10: For my one is I got yelled at by celebrity.
Speaker 10: I've got yelled at by George Colin Barris.
Speaker 3: This is a great one.
Speaker 2: One another three George Connamaris won the Masterschef.
Speaker 3: Why would George Connormaris be yelling at you?
Speaker 10: Was that the Food and Wine style in Melbourne and
Speaker 10: he was giving a demonstration on how to make the
Speaker 10: perfect rosotto and I was a bit disinterested. So I
Speaker 10: was having a good old chat to my friend next
Speaker 10: to me, and he told me that I really needed
Speaker 10: to be quiet immediately or.
Speaker 6: Leave wow talking in class.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's one thing when people heck all stand up comedians,
Speaker 2: but a chef making a rosotto and someone a little
Speaker 2: bit disinterested about the rosotto.
Speaker 7: I was.
Speaker 10: It was quite embarrassing because everyone was giving me a story.
Speaker 2: I think it's a clean to fame. I think that's
Speaker 2: a very fain all about. Why did he yell.
Speaker 3: At you about a rosotto? You won't showing.
Speaker 2: I think he was showing just the right amount of
Speaker 2: interest in a rosotto. Melissa. That's great, we'll give you tickets.
Speaker 2: Come and watch ELF with us next Tuesday night.
Speaker 10: That would be wonderful.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Look, Christian O'Connell. Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one of four
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Speaker 2: A few people are correcting you, Jack, this show and
Speaker 2: that we're not alone, right, every single breakfast show whoever
Speaker 2: you fickure around.
Speaker 3: And listen to.
Speaker 2: We all finish next Friday. I know, I feel embarrassed.
Speaker 2: It's barely a job anyway, stealing and living. But next
Speaker 2: Friday it's the sixth of December. I've never finished a
Speaker 2: year of radio that, Earnie. However, Jack thought it was
Speaker 2: the same when the schools broke up, and even I'm thinking,
Speaker 2: my kids don't finish then?
Speaker 3: What what?
Speaker 4: I always thought our radio holidays went in time with
Speaker 4: the school holidays.
Speaker 6: But you're right they do mostly though no, come on,
Speaker 6: they do. But when the schools break up, not six of.
Speaker 3: The You know what Adi does she finishes Friday week?
Speaker 3: Does she really?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: She does a racfor show, doesn't she? In the morning
Speaker 2: she does before we.
Speaker 3: Go to school.
Speaker 6: You know, am did her school have did you have this?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 6: The last two weeks of school is just a complete
Speaker 6: muck around.
Speaker 3: And you you could bring in board games? Was bringing
Speaker 3: board games?
Speaker 2: She never brought in one of the better ones in
Speaker 2: case there was that rough in your class, you know,
Speaker 2: whose parents had no control to break it. Don't bring
Speaker 2: in caplunk or anything nice, just bringing their one of
Speaker 2: the rougher ones you've got. We used to do that,
Speaker 2: bring in boarder games. We should do it for the
Speaker 2: last show next week.
Speaker 4: Ago bringing board gains, there was a clean the school day.
Speaker 4: Is there one of the days on our last.
Speaker 3: Right, which is mainly just empty and all the teacher's
Speaker 3: booms bottles from the start from all right?
Speaker 2: So anyway, next Tuesday night we wanted to see you
Speaker 2: before we finished for the year. We're all going to
Speaker 2: watch the great Christmas movie Elf together at the Palace
Speaker 2: Como and you can be there with your stories this
Speaker 2: morning on five to its Tuesday. Here's what we're looking
Speaker 2: for if you've got anything with these. As always it's
Speaker 2: five phone in is running every Tuesday. You can handle this.
Speaker 2: I don't think we get anything on this. We have
Speaker 2: had one great call so far. Have you been yelled
Speaker 2: at by someone famous? George Colin Marris yelling at one
Speaker 2: of our listeners for not paying enough attention during a
Speaker 2: Rossotto demonstration at a food fair.
Speaker 3: Order that story gold Gold does anything to.
Speaker 6: Learn to cook? Such a boring run the rosotta.
Speaker 3: A steak or a great curry or anything but Rossotto?
Speaker 2: So have you ever been yelled at by someone famous?
Speaker 2: You took a s key?
Speaker 3: And what did you actually go and do? Your dad's
Speaker 3: claim to fame? How's your dad going to claim to fame?
Speaker 2: Jack is currently spying live during the show on his
Speaker 2: dog in the kitchen, trying to catch her in the
Speaker 2: act with his spy camp on the top of their
Speaker 2: kitchen surfaces so we can yell at the dog to
Speaker 2: stop doing it. How have you ever been a spy?
Speaker 2: And mum meltdowns? Anything for those? When's your tickets to
Speaker 2: come and see Elf with us next Tuesday night? I
Speaker 2: think there's only about fourteen tickets left. Nine four one
Speaker 2: oh four three Kerry Coome onning Good Morning Christians.
Speaker 7: Back in the eighties, I used to be a spy.
Speaker 3: So who for the government?
Speaker 7: No, No, it was an investigation company and we worked
Speaker 7: processing insurance claims for the insurance companies.
Speaker 2: Now, this would have been a lot harder to be
Speaker 2: a spy then, because nowadays with all these the high
Speaker 2: technology that Jack is live streaming is is kitchen right now.
Speaker 2: You can do that from our phones and these miniature cameras.
Speaker 2: But how did you do that back in the eighties?
Speaker 7: This was from on super eight film camera.
Speaker 2: You're not exactly conspicuous on that, you know.
Speaker 7: There was a lot of channel vans being used from
Speaker 7: behind curtains.
Speaker 3: Oh way, how many?
Speaker 7: Yeah? It was so exciting. My job wasn't actually to
Speaker 7: be the spy. I was a girl Friday as they
Speaker 7: were called, and I would go into court and actually
Speaker 7: set up the projector to show the film footage if
Speaker 7: it was required, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, chain bond is it, you know, licensed to
Speaker 2: do the av and know where the scars socker is?
Speaker 3: Got h g M I five here?
Speaker 6: Anyone are we hearing sound? What's this audio?
Speaker 3: Guys?
Speaker 7: Seen that?
Speaker 6: Now we're hearing it but not seeing it.
Speaker 3: I am a spies it backup hout.
Speaker 7: Desk sometimes that I was used to go and knock
Speaker 7: on doors to make sure somebody was home before the
Speaker 7: operator would set up outside beer house again.
Speaker 3: A great way to be a spy. Fill me.
Speaker 2: I didn't know there was so much involved in being
Speaker 2: a spy. Spect She never saw him Chasingbourne, even him
Speaker 2: knocking on the door.
Speaker 3: Is it? I know you?
Speaker 2: All right, Kerry, we've got to give you tickets. Come
Speaker 2: down then, super Spy to help with us next week.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll look forward to it. You can outset up the.
Speaker 2: Projector as well with your super breakdown anyway, all right, Kerry,
Speaker 2: good on, you're seeing next Tuesday night. Let's good to Laura.
Speaker 2: What a funny call that.
Speaker 3: Was, Laura. Give us a call.
Speaker 2: Laura's on the line right now, Laura, which sorry are
Speaker 2: you calling in about question?
Speaker 3: Sorry? Your mum melt down?
Speaker 9: Yes, okay, what happens?
Speaker 3: What did your mum do?
Speaker 5: Actually was the mom that had to melt down? I
Speaker 5: warned about seven to eight months, very heavily pregn and.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Laura, we're gonna have to try and call you back.
Speaker 2: We will call you back. I don't know it's a
Speaker 2: rain or anything. Do you mean people used to say
Speaker 2: that you believe that the rain sound out my mum?
Speaker 2: Then it's the rain. It's in a way of the voice.
Speaker 6: I will call you back when it's sunny, people.
Speaker 3: Won't be going to hear its. Right now, it's the rain.
Speaker 3: The grass needs it.
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Speaker 2: You're doing five to be Tuesday. Let's take some more
Speaker 2: of your calls this morning, Sue, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 7: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good s? Thanks for going five to but Tuesday?
Speaker 2: Which what are you calling in about?
Speaker 5: My father's claim to find?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what's her dad's claim to fame?
Speaker 5: He made the skipping girl, the Vinegars skipping girl that
Speaker 5: knew you, the Leon sign.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Audrey, her name is, Yes, he made that.
Speaker 3: So what was it like a sign maker?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and a neon glass blower.
Speaker 3: The neon glass blower. Oh cool for that?
Speaker 7: Yes, very cool.
Speaker 2: Right, that's quite a big Melbourne claim to fame. That
Speaker 2: is that he actually made that.
Speaker 7: Yes, she did.
Speaker 5: He works for the company who made it, so he
Speaker 5: actually made it.
Speaker 6: And is it the original one that's up there?
Speaker 5: And now no, that was repaired by somebody else. My
Speaker 5: brother tried to sign up for that repair because he
Speaker 5: also does the praid. But gad did the original.
Speaker 2: The fact that your brother tried to chip in to
Speaker 2: keep the family tradition going like it was some kind.
Speaker 6: Of talent contest and had to sign up for her.
Speaker 3: Midday we'll start blowing.
Speaker 6: That's great, Sue.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that.
Speaker 2: Is awesome, such an iconic part of Melbourne Skyline.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a great. Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you want to come down watch Elf with us
Speaker 2: next Tuesday night? That palace como?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 3: Lovely, We'll see you then, Sue. Have a good day
Speaker 3: by Warren. Good morning, Good Christian.
Speaker 9: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm excited.
Speaker 2: This could be the second person and who has been
Speaker 2: yelled at by someone famous.
Speaker 3: Off you go, Warrem yelled at.
Speaker 11: By Kirk Douglas, so burning his mouth with hot coffee.
Speaker 3: I am Spartacus. This is amazing. So tell us the scene.
Speaker 2: How do you get to be serving the Greek Kirk
Speaker 2: Douglas coffee?
Speaker 11: When he was out here filming the Man from Snowy River.
Speaker 11: I managed an indoor tennis complex and he and a
Speaker 11: friend came and hired the center for them to play tennis,
Speaker 11: which they did. Afterwards, I served them coffee. He picked
Speaker 11: up the cop had the cup almost immediately drank it
Speaker 11: and yelled goddamn man, what are you trying to do?
Speaker 11: Burn my tannel out.
Speaker 5: To drink hot?
Speaker 11: Your coffee hot? So I had to make him another
Speaker 11: one that was drinkable.
Speaker 3: What an honor?
Speaker 2: What an honor one of Hollywood's great icons to be
Speaker 2: yelled at by Kirk Douglas like that as well a
Speaker 2: proper spray correct. Oh, that is fantastic, Warren. That's very
Speaker 2: very funny, Warren. Do you want to come and see
Speaker 2: Elf with us next week?
Speaker 11: Unfortunately I can't. Christian, I play Night and Balls. I'll
Speaker 11: give them.
Speaker 3: Playing night balls, come and hang out with us.
Speaker 6: Good luck with balls?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, we feel so special. I mean a favorite
Speaker 3: record show. No, I think we're going to watch out Warren.
Speaker 3: Maybe next time. Warren, and you're not washing your hair,
Speaker 3: so that's playing balls.
Speaker 11: But I'd love one of your mugs.
Speaker 3: Okay, have me to have my mug.
Speaker 2: Pick your price, you can have you can have a mug,
Speaker 2: you can have whatever you want for story.
Speaker 3: That good one, okay, Good luck with the balls next week.
Speaker 6: Thanks?
Speaker 11: Love your show, listen to it every day.
Speaker 3: Yeah whatever, I just don't want to see you on
Speaker 3: a Tuesday. I ever, Thank you very much. Do you
Speaker 3: remember last year, we'll be doing this.
Speaker 2: And the show had only been going a couple of
Speaker 2: months and we asked some woman and she was really
Speaker 2: a really funny coller. She was a horse vetter, I believe,
Speaker 2: and I said, hey, do you want to come and
Speaker 2: watch her? I think we're going to watch Anchorman and
Speaker 2: she went, I can't and she was washing the horses hair.
Speaker 6: I'm going to be coming the horses hair on Friday night.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's it. She could watch Anchorman with us.
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