WEBVTT - MINI! Ross Noble joins the Pickup!

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<v Speaker 1>It is their Pickup with Britt, Laura and Mitch right

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<v Speaker 1>around Australia. Welcome high rushing to Chemists Warehouse. This Father's

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<v Speaker 1>ware House, Great savings every day. We were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>this show when it was announced it his back on

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<v Speaker 1>Channel ten, Thank God You're here. It is continuing tonight

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<v Speaker 1>seven point thirty. Such a funny show, big Aussie comedian feature.

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<v Speaker 2>Love it. I was obsessed with it when it originally

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<v Speaker 2>aired and the fact that they brought it back is brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so funny. Tonight joining the lineup. We've had him

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<v Speaker 1>on the show before. Comedian actor the one and only

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<v Speaker 1>Ross Noble is here. Hello, Ross, Welcome to the pick Up. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome back. Hey, how you feeling. I feel like we've

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<v Speaker 1>had you on the show before. Ross, you are a

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<v Speaker 1>hilarious comedian. You handle Heckler's really well when you're up

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<v Speaker 1>on stage. So this improvised environment on Thank God You're here,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's built for you. Oh like I was exactly like

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<v Speaker 2>I did the Shore back when it was like fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>years ago, and people have been seeing to me of

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<v Speaker 2>us what's the most fun, Like, what's the like of

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<v Speaker 2>all the TV shows, what's the one that you have

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<v Speaker 2>the most for? And I've always said, thank god here,

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<v Speaker 2>so I jumped at the chance. So yeah, it's great.

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<v Speaker 2>We've get to play dress ups and there's a load

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<v Speaker 2>of people in a room that are living in a

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<v Speaker 2>world and you just get to join in.

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<v Speaker 1>I once read that you said that preparing you for

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<v Speaker 1>your shows was like writing four words down on a

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<v Speaker 1>piece of paper. So I think that this is the

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<v Speaker 1>environment that you thrive in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, weirdly, that's sort of rather than writing forwards

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<v Speaker 2>on a piece of paper and then going right, that's

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<v Speaker 2>what the show is going to be, tomorre like you

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<v Speaker 2>go on and then you like, when you come off,

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<v Speaker 2>you go, that was a good idea, I was, that

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<v Speaker 2>was the thing. I'll write those four things down and

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<v Speaker 2>then out of those four things the next night you

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<v Speaker 2>go on stage and think, oh, yeah, those things I

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<v Speaker 2>came up with last night, one of which you'll remember

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<v Speaker 2>what it was. The other three or just random things

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<v Speaker 2>that you have no recollection of. Sad thing, but yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's great. I think what people forget about that show

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<v Speaker 2>as well is you know they focus on the They

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<v Speaker 2>focused on the comics, on the guests that are coming

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<v Speaker 2>on and doing it ross. What are you think in

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<v Speaker 2>the worst moment you've experienced the stand up comedy is

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<v Speaker 2>There was a woman sat down the front and she

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't looking at me, and she had her head down.

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<v Speaker 2>She was looking away and I said to her, and

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<v Speaker 2>she was quite an attractive woman, and I shouldn't have mentioned.

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<v Speaker 2>I should have said, I said, why are you looking

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<v Speaker 2>at when every time I talked to her she wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>look at me in the face. And I said, look,

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<v Speaker 2>I said, what's going on? Did you you'd stop hiding

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<v Speaker 2>your face with me? You're a very attractive woman. And

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<v Speaker 2>a friend went and she as this woman looked up

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<v Speaker 2>at me, a friend went, what about me? I thought

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<v Speaker 2>that really odd that a friend would say what about me?

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<v Speaker 2>Trying to take the trying to steal the glory off

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<v Speaker 2>her friend. But I realized why she did it was

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<v Speaker 2>because the friend looked up and where I should have

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<v Speaker 2>been like I should have like literally her eye was

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<v Speaker 2>literally just skin going across there, and I just went,

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<v Speaker 2>you're a very No way, it gets worse, I said,

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<v Speaker 2>why are you shying away? You're a very attractive woman,

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<v Speaker 2>and our friend went, oh shit, I need to get

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<v Speaker 2>this back onto me. She goes, what about me? And

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<v Speaker 2>I actually said to her, as this woman looked at me,

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<v Speaker 2>I went, not a patch on her, literally, like the

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<v Speaker 2>worst possible thing. But the trouble is it was such

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<v Speaker 2>a perfect punchline that both of them started laughing. These

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<v Speaker 2>two women laughed, but the rest of the audience, who

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<v Speaker 2>thought that I'd said it on purpose, the rest of

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<v Speaker 2>the audience are going, you are the worst human being

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<v Speaker 2>on the face of the planet, whilst these two girls

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<v Speaker 2>were rolling around laughing because they knew I hadn't done

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<v Speaker 2>it on purpose. So yeah, if you want, there's the answer.

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<v Speaker 1>So what I'm taking from this is maybe you should

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<v Speaker 1>scripture jokes. Yeah that is God. Well, you can get

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<v Speaker 1>more of Ross tonight. It's going to be completely improvised, completely.

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<v Speaker 2>There will be nothing absolutely horrible as pretend.

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<v Speaker 1>Just last thank god. Here, Yeah it's tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>Black's on as well. Here, mish they you know, so

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<v Speaker 2>is it a competition or.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there is a trophy Ross.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is a competition. It's a competition. You need

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<v Speaker 2>to go for gold. Okay, thanks, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Seven thirty tonight Channel ten. I thank god you here

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<v Speaker 1>is back with Ross Noble Hamish Blake. Thanks for coming on,

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<v Speaker 1>rass Chatson Worri's mate, what a legend is funny?

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine when you've just said that, No, brilliant all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Next on the show, we've all been in that situation

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<v Speaker 1>where we've been sat next to a child on an aeroplane,

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<v Speaker 1>or there's been a screaming baby on the flight. It's

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<v Speaker 1>usually mine, Laura, more than ever. I was about to

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<v Speaker 1>say very you, Laura. However, that could soon be a

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<v Speaker 1>thing of the past. I'll tell you why next on

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<v Speaker 1>the Pickup