Speaker 1: It is their Pickup with Britt, Laura and Mitch right
Speaker 1: around Australia. Welcome high rushing to Chemists Warehouse. This Father's
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Speaker 1: this show when it was announced it his back on
Speaker 1: Channel ten, Thank God You're here. It is continuing tonight
Speaker 1: seven point thirty. Such a funny show, big Aussie comedian feature.
Speaker 2: Love it. I was obsessed with it when it originally
Speaker 2: aired and the fact that they brought it back is brilliant.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. Tonight joining the lineup. We've had him
Speaker 1: on the show before. Comedian actor the one and only
Speaker 1: Ross Noble is here. Hello, Ross, Welcome to the pick Up. Hello,
Speaker 1: welcome back. Hey, how you feeling. I feel like we've
Speaker 1: had you on the show before. Ross, you are a
Speaker 1: hilarious comedian. You handle Heckler's really well when you're up
Speaker 1: on stage. So this improvised environment on Thank God You're here,
Speaker 1: I feel like.
Speaker 2: It's built for you. Oh like I was exactly like
Speaker 2: I did the Shore back when it was like fifteen
Speaker 2: years ago, and people have been seeing to me of
Speaker 2: us what's the most fun, Like, what's the like of
Speaker 2: all the TV shows, what's the one that you have
Speaker 2: the most for? And I've always said, thank god here,
Speaker 2: so I jumped at the chance. So yeah, it's great.
Speaker 2: We've get to play dress ups and there's a load
Speaker 2: of people in a room that are living in a
Speaker 2: world and you just get to join in.
Speaker 1: I once read that you said that preparing you for
Speaker 1: your shows was like writing four words down on a
Speaker 1: piece of paper. So I think that this is the
Speaker 1: environment that you thrive in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, weirdly, that's sort of rather than writing forwards
Speaker 2: on a piece of paper and then going right, that's
Speaker 2: what the show is going to be, tomorre like you
Speaker 2: go on and then you like, when you come off,
Speaker 2: you go, that was a good idea, I was, that
Speaker 2: was the thing. I'll write those four things down and
Speaker 2: then out of those four things the next night you
Speaker 2: go on stage and think, oh, yeah, those things I
Speaker 2: came up with last night, one of which you'll remember
Speaker 2: what it was. The other three or just random things
Speaker 2: that you have no recollection of. Sad thing, but yeah, no,
Speaker 2: it's great. I think what people forget about that show
Speaker 2: as well is you know they focus on the They
Speaker 2: focused on the comics, on the guests that are coming
Speaker 2: on and doing it ross. What are you think in
Speaker 2: the worst moment you've experienced the stand up comedy is
Speaker 2: There was a woman sat down the front and she
Speaker 2: wasn't looking at me, and she had her head down.
Speaker 2: She was looking away and I said to her, and
Speaker 2: she was quite an attractive woman, and I shouldn't have mentioned.
Speaker 2: I should have said, I said, why are you looking
Speaker 2: at when every time I talked to her she wouldn't
Speaker 2: look at me in the face. And I said, look,
Speaker 2: I said, what's going on? Did you you'd stop hiding
Speaker 2: your face with me? You're a very attractive woman. And
Speaker 2: a friend went and she as this woman looked up
Speaker 2: at me, a friend went, what about me? I thought
Speaker 2: that really odd that a friend would say what about me?
Speaker 2: Trying to take the trying to steal the glory off
Speaker 2: her friend. But I realized why she did it was
Speaker 2: because the friend looked up and where I should have
Speaker 2: been like I should have like literally her eye was
Speaker 2: literally just skin going across there, and I just went,
Speaker 2: you're a very No way, it gets worse, I said,
Speaker 2: why are you shying away? You're a very attractive woman,
Speaker 2: and our friend went, oh shit, I need to get
Speaker 2: this back onto me. She goes, what about me? And
Speaker 2: I actually said to her, as this woman looked at me,
Speaker 2: I went, not a patch on her, literally, like the
Speaker 2: worst possible thing. But the trouble is it was such
Speaker 2: a perfect punchline that both of them started laughing. These
Speaker 2: two women laughed, but the rest of the audience, who
Speaker 2: thought that I'd said it on purpose, the rest of
Speaker 2: the audience are going, you are the worst human being
Speaker 2: on the face of the planet, whilst these two girls
Speaker 2: were rolling around laughing because they knew I hadn't done
Speaker 2: it on purpose. So yeah, if you want, there's the answer.
Speaker 1: So what I'm taking from this is maybe you should
Speaker 1: scripture jokes. Yeah that is God. Well, you can get
Speaker 1: more of Ross tonight. It's going to be completely improvised, completely.
Speaker 2: There will be nothing absolutely horrible as pretend.
Speaker 1: Just last thank god. Here, Yeah it's tonight.
Speaker 2: Black's on as well. Here, mish they you know, so
Speaker 2: is it a competition or.
Speaker 1: I think there is a trophy Ross.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a competition. It's a competition. You need
Speaker 2: to go for gold. Okay, thanks, all right.
Speaker 1: Seven thirty tonight Channel ten. I thank god you here
Speaker 1: is back with Ross Noble Hamish Blake. Thanks for coming on,
Speaker 1: rass Chatson Worri's mate, what a legend is funny?
Speaker 2: Imagine when you've just said that, No, brilliant all right?
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Speaker 1: where we've been sat next to a child on an aeroplane,
Speaker 1: or there's been a screaming baby on the flight. It's
Speaker 1: usually mine, Laura, more than ever. I was about to
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