Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: He moved on my shark, Kris, you're listening to Cool
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Speaker 3: We're back. We're more tupperware.
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Speaker 3: Go see Maverick. Jack and I are still grinning from
Speaker 3: what we saw last night, which is a new Top
Speaker 3: Gun movie. We are not in any way paid any
Speaker 3: kind of official promotion we're doing with that movie. It
Speaker 3: was already one of you as even texted who was there.
Speaker 3: We gave away tickets to go and see the new
Speaker 3: Top Gun movie, Mavery, which comes out next Thursday, I think,
Speaker 3: and it's an incredible movie. I loved it.
Speaker 2: Every day we spend ten to fifteen minutes before six
Speaker 2: o'clock going through the show and what we might talk
Speaker 2: about today. We've only spoken about our favorite part of
Speaker 2: Top Gun.
Speaker 3: Mavery, and I think a lot of listeners we just
Speaker 3: need to pause one and going wait. They even spend
Speaker 3: ten to fifteen minutes, I don't hear any of that
Speaker 3: kind of craft, which if people are going to be
Speaker 3: impressed like you do that for us, you will at
Speaker 3: least give it ten to fifteen.
Speaker 2: Minutes, since you set your alarm ten to fifteen minutes
Speaker 2: earlier than you would have.
Speaker 3: So you want to do fine about an entire three hour,
Speaker 3: one hundred and eighty minute radio show, five days a week.
Speaker 3: But yeah, we've just been swapping notes about Top Gun matter.
Speaker 2: We haven't talked about anything else this morning. It was
Speaker 2: so good. Wow, And that's coming from somebody who did
Speaker 2: not like the original.
Speaker 3: Remember, yeah, because if you go back and see it
Speaker 3: fresh now, it's not going to stand up as a movie.
Speaker 3: And it's not. It's not really a movie. It's a
Speaker 3: sum of like MTV scenes, isn't it. You remember the
Speaker 3: scenes like the dog fights and then the volleyball scene,
Speaker 3: but it's not overall as a movie. It doesn't work.
Speaker 2: Very cheesy.
Speaker 3: It's eighties. If you had to sum up what the
Speaker 3: eighties is more than any of the movie, you'd say,
Speaker 3: go and watch Top Gun. It's completely over the top,
Speaker 3: big noisy movie, an amazing soundtrack as well. It's more
Speaker 3: of a vibe. Top Gun. The original movie is more
Speaker 3: of a vibe. Isn't a movie but top Gum Maverick.
Speaker 3: This is a pupper movie, blockbuster movie. Yeah, it reminded
Speaker 3: me why you go to the cinema. When we were
Speaker 3: all coming out, there must have been a couple of
Speaker 3: hundred people in that big old Heyts yesterday. Everyone was
Speaker 3: buzzing and talking about it and all just sort of
Speaker 3: go wow, oh my god, and it was almost like
Speaker 3: we were surprised. It was really good because going back
Speaker 3: to a movie from nineteen eighty six to do a sequel,
Speaker 3: especially for top going and going, really, what can you
Speaker 3: do with a movie that was as flimsy as anything.
Speaker 2: It had every chance to be lame and it wasn't.
Speaker 2: It was It was a great blockbuster film. And whilst
Speaker 2: singing there, I thought, there's not there's no movies like
Speaker 2: this anymore. There's big superhero movies, but is there a
Speaker 2: that's a blockbuster, stand alone blockbuster anymore? And this is it.
Speaker 2: I hope people go back in droves to the Sinia
Speaker 2: to see this.
Speaker 3: Go and see it at the cinema on the biggest
Speaker 3: screen you can. And I'm not just talking about because
Speaker 3: the aerial sort of cinematograph for it is incredible and
Speaker 3: there's hardly any CGI in it. I was so excited
Speaker 3: about yesterday when I got back. First thing I googled
Speaker 3: was how fast is MAC ten? Because that's got to
Speaker 3: be fast. You don't guess how fast MAC ten is?
Speaker 2: Well, it's super sonic, so you break the speed of sound. Yep,
Speaker 2: I don't know one thousand kilometers in our.
Speaker 3: Thanks for playing long anyway, Radio, don't forget. That's why
Speaker 3: we didn't speak for ten or fifteen minutes swapping those
Speaker 3: sixteen thousand, sixteen thousand kilometers an hour, and then I
Speaker 3: couldn't work out a break. If anyone can break down,
Speaker 3: what's sixteen thousand kate and hours per second? I gave
Speaker 3: up trying to google that because they showed me an algorithm.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not doing that. The other thing
Speaker 3: I want to know is like did they film those
Speaker 3: action scenes for real? And they did. They all went
Speaker 3: through flight school for months. The cameras you see in
Speaker 3: Her they're actually doing those barrel rolls and the g's
Speaker 3: on them as they're doing there. The last hour of
Speaker 3: the movie, right, there'll be no spoilers. Nothing we talk
Speaker 3: about on today's show this week, raving about it the
Speaker 3: only reason you're going to hear us raving out. We're
Speaker 3: talking about it every day this week for an hour.
Speaker 3: Is this a really great movie? You will love, It
Speaker 3: will cheer you up, It will make you feel something.
Speaker 3: And one thing I didn't expect to do is I
Speaker 3: had I think there were two or three moments tears
Speaker 3: in my eyes. It really makes you feel something. The
Speaker 3: scene between Val Kilmner, they and Tom Cruise, it isn't
Speaker 3: a scene it's between Maverick and Iceman. It's between Tom
Speaker 3: Cruise and Val Kilmner, especially because they're older, they've lived
Speaker 3: a life. Val Kilmner really has almost lost his voice,
Speaker 3: but the way they do that between them both is
Speaker 3: quite It's really incredible. Actually, yeah, it's really really great.
Speaker 3: The movie company right asks, as they often do with
Speaker 3: people and I go and see a movie, they always
Speaker 3: want this one quote right that they can put on
Speaker 3: the posters. I've got mine. Okay, this movie will take
Speaker 3: your breath away. Its original great, isn't it, because obviously
Speaker 3: the song in the originally is take My breath Away, Topka,
Speaker 3: you know, burning song gone this movie. This movie will
Speaker 3: take your breath away. Thank you, guys. It's a ten
Speaker 3: out of ten movie. I think it's brilliant.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yesterday on the show we started our can we go
Speaker 3: through the alphabet a foo to Z of famous animals?
Speaker 3: So if you now have a famous animal, we need
Speaker 3: it from our A to Z nine four one one
Speaker 3: four three. All right, Jackie boy, what the ones we
Speaker 3: got yesterday?
Speaker 2: The list we got so far is air Bud the
Speaker 2: famous basketball playing dog, Mister Ed famous talking horse, Pickles
Speaker 2: the dog who found the lost World Cup from the
Speaker 2: nineteen sixty six England World Cup, Skippy the bush kangaroo,
Speaker 2: and Zeus, who is one of the dogs of Magnum
Speaker 2: p I.
Speaker 3: All right. A couple that came in after the show yesterday.
Speaker 3: Kylie suggested this one. Bubbles Michael Jackson's petch him. Well,
Speaker 3: that guy's ready to tell his story. I'm buying that book.
Speaker 3: I'm buying that book. There's a POV we ourgentally read
Speaker 3: right now. Bubbles my story best seller. I might have
Speaker 3: rite it anyway, Say no, no, no, I can speak
Speaker 3: to animals Christian Doolittle instance best seller. So Bubbles, what
Speaker 3: a Jim Vanzee Michael Jackson's pet. I read about this
Speaker 3: years ago. Unsinkable Sam. This is a cat that survived
Speaker 3: three warships that were sunk in World War two.
Speaker 2: Where do you go just swim back to short?
Speaker 3: Do we think the cat was working for the enemy?
Speaker 3: Is that why you know? Cats will be double agents?
Speaker 3: A horse warhors, the dogs bomb dogs. You can trust
Speaker 3: the cat that mysteriously SLINKs off all of those ships.
Speaker 3: How did the cat know? Who? Do you think was
Speaker 3: given them the coordinates? Tapping out a Morse code with
Speaker 3: his little bore?
Speaker 2: Of all the animals as well, a cat would be
Speaker 2: a big fect.
Speaker 3: Of course, it would also someone wang wang and founi.
Speaker 3: The pandas that didn't want to do it with each other.
Speaker 3: They do not want to protect their species too. Those pandas,
Speaker 3: they do not want to get down to it. I
Speaker 3: think it's a low energy diet, the bamboo shoot. They've
Speaker 3: got not enough energy to perform through it.
Speaker 2: From memory, it was every like they have their mating
Speaker 2: season and every mating season the Adelaide Zoo had to
Speaker 2: come out and go southly. There will be no cubs
Speaker 2: again this mating season.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they had this Edinburgh Zoo. They spent millions Edinburg
Speaker 3: Zoo to getting these two pandas from on loan. There
Speaker 3: is on loan, aren't they like footye players on loan?
Speaker 3: From some Chinese academy somewhere, some mysterious facility. Anyway, they're
Speaker 3: all loan for two years, and I hope that they
Speaker 3: would produce a baby and then the zoo and people
Speaker 3: would flock. And I remember at one point they they
Speaker 3: for a whole year. They just they would refuse, and
Speaker 3: there was a they were kept in two separate areas.
Speaker 3: I thought, if we separate them, absolutely market making hull.
Speaker 3: And then they built a love tunnel where to a
Speaker 3: mating season. They hoped he might go. Good. God, I've
Speaker 3: got the horness something in the air right now. But
Speaker 3: he didn't go down that love tunnel. What's then? And
Speaker 3: I'm not making us up? Google it your own will.
Speaker 3: They played them panda adult movies. I don't know whether
Speaker 3: we've got some offcuts from like Attenborough, stuff that he
Speaker 3: can't too hot to handle. They played and panda porn
Speaker 3: still didn't work.
Speaker 2: I guess it's being on show if people are watching
Speaker 2: you for some of.
Speaker 3: Us like it Bond performance. I guess uh what I
Speaker 3: got his someone on text? Someone on text. I've missed
Speaker 3: the first half of the text. All it says here
Speaker 3: and the dog continued. It's like a conversation, and the
Speaker 3: dog continued his daily vigil for nine years until he
Speaker 3: died in twenty ten. What's the dog by a grave side?
Speaker 3: Was he by a grave side? Is that a well
Speaker 3: known one? Who is it? Rio?
Speaker 2: I can't remember the name, but it was a Japanese dog.
Speaker 2: I believe that kept waiting for his owner. We watched
Speaker 2: the movie of it?
Speaker 3: What Kujo?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: What was his name? Richard Gearfield Hatchie.
Speaker 3: Instantly forgettable an hour and a half about this story
Speaker 3: in one ear out the other Fireland. Yeah, definitely, yep, fine,
Speaker 3: app needs to go on there all right? Whatever the
Speaker 3: ones have you got? Then?
Speaker 4: Christian Connell's show podcast, some.
Speaker 3: Incredible amals and some incredible stories coming through Wang Wang
Speaker 3: and Funie the pandas that did not want to make
Speaker 3: another little panda.
Speaker 2: Wang Wang and Funi were on loan for ten years
Speaker 2: at a million dollars US a year.
Speaker 3: Do it sounds like one point six one point seven
Speaker 3: millions for ten years?
Speaker 2: Ten years?
Speaker 3: And they didn't But that also means ten years that
Speaker 3: neither of them had any nothing for ten years? Wow?
Speaker 3: What happened to them? One? Epers? If they don't we
Speaker 3: never hear what happens when they go back to China.
Speaker 3: Do we once that loan period's over if they don't
Speaker 3: make a little mate. They're not in a retirement age facility,
Speaker 3: are there?
Speaker 2: All it says is still to this day, Wang Wang
Speaker 2: and Funni have not bread.
Speaker 3: Well, they're not going to do it now, are they?
Speaker 3: All these years when they're really old have passed their
Speaker 3: so called best? All right, So famous animals, Chris, good morning, Oh,
Speaker 3: good morning, Chris. Welcome to the show. What animal have
Speaker 3: you got for us?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 7: I recall a few quite a few years ago, there
Speaker 7: was a octopus that sort of became the soccer the
Speaker 7: pusse by getting a whole lot of World Cup championship.
Speaker 3: That's right, predicted a lot of the games to some degree.
Speaker 7: Yes, somehow that was like reaching a tentacle out to
Speaker 7: the left or out to the right or something like this.
Speaker 7: I don't know how it did it, but got it
Speaker 7: right for the whole series, apparently.
Speaker 2: The psychic octopus. Do you remember his name?
Speaker 3: It was Rabio it rabough. It was why would he
Speaker 3: be poorly? But then why would he be? He's got
Speaker 3: a nicer into it. Predicting octopus forgettable. We need to
Speaker 3: find something for this year's World Cup as well. Chris,
Speaker 3: that's great when Rabbio is going.
Speaker 7: Up, I wouldn't use the pandas for the World I
Speaker 7: don't think performance for.
Speaker 2: Our million dollars a year as much on that.
Speaker 7: I think that the pander pimp needs the shame.
Speaker 3: The panda pimp. I want to see that movie, Chris,
Speaker 3: very funny, star cool. Thank you very much. Have a
Speaker 3: good day.
Speaker 7: Ye're welcome, have a great one, guys.
Speaker 3: Marie, good morning, Christian, Now are you? I'm good Marie?
Speaker 3: And what animal have you got for our aters that
Speaker 3: are famous animals this morning?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 8: What about Clyde from Every which Way but Loose?
Speaker 3: God? Is to love those movies with Clint Eastwood? What
Speaker 3: a strange movie? Well, and it was two or three
Speaker 3: of them, wasn't there. He was a prize fighter with
Speaker 3: an assistant who was a flipping great orangutank called Clyde.
Speaker 3: That's him, and that that was enough for a movie
Speaker 3: back in the eighties. I loved those movies. I then
Speaker 3: we all did. I did. It was a catchphrase, the
Speaker 3: right hand turn, the right hand down Clyde.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10: When he went around the corner.
Speaker 3: He used to indicate the indicate wasn't working if you
Speaker 3: had to be there, guys, that was movie making beer.
Speaker 3: Yeahs to drink. So many highlights to do in the
Speaker 3: movie quotes of all scenes. That's a great one. Marie
Speaker 3: would stick up Clyde, Thank you very much, Thank you,
Speaker 3: Bye bye league.
Speaker 6: Hello, oh hello you hear me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, welcome on board.
Speaker 11: Thank you very much.
Speaker 6: I would like to nominate Jonesy, which is the ginger
Speaker 6: cats that survived We've Ripley in the original Alien and
Speaker 6: helped to all let's say help, but then continued on
Speaker 6: in the movie Aliens.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean I think Sigourney Weaver is the main
Speaker 3: star of that and that kick ass cat.
Speaker 2: Jonesy wasn't Swizzerland you're an alien?
Speaker 3: I thought you meant Amanda Keller's little pets she has
Speaker 3: on her radio show, Jonesy, did you know that the
Speaker 3: I'd forgot there was even a cat up there in
Speaker 3: the Alien and Alien two amazing movies. I totally forgot
Speaker 3: there was a cat there. Lee. That's a great one.
Speaker 12: Thank you very much, No worries, You're welcome.
Speaker 6: Thanks guys.
Speaker 4: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Talk about famous animals trying to PLoP them off on
Speaker 3: our eight said this morning of famous animals, A lot
Speaker 3: of you are screaming at the radio. Humphrey be Bear
Speaker 3: has to go on there. How would you describe the
Speaker 3: legend of Humphrey bee Bear to a younger viewer?
Speaker 2: A big bear who didn't talk no, but still could
Speaker 2: host his own TV show? How can he do that? Loved,
Speaker 2: loved honey, last honey, like all bears, wore a big
Speaker 2: yellow bow tie and yellow hat.
Speaker 3: Did he have?
Speaker 2: He did not know?
Speaker 3: So many, so many of those animals and then pant up?
Speaker 3: Did they? It was the eighties? Is okay to wave
Speaker 3: that stuff around?
Speaker 13: You know?
Speaker 3: Different time now they've all got to be fully dressed.
Speaker 3: Hit that stuff away from the kids. Please, Now, where
Speaker 3: does humph go? Does he go? Be for bear? Humphrey
Speaker 3: bee Bear? That's it? Yes? Where does he go? Yes?
Speaker 3: That's question is often all rhetorical. Yes, that's right, that's
Speaker 3: the question, wouldn't it for Humphrey? So let's have the
Speaker 3: classification right on this for God's sake, guys, All right,
Speaker 3: this go to it's going to Linda. Good morning, Linda,
Speaker 3: Good morning, crew, How are you today? Crow? Good what's
Speaker 3: the famous animal for us?
Speaker 14: Well, that's the case Coco. He's the sign Oh no,
Speaker 14: she sorry. She's a sign language gorilla that was featured
Speaker 14: in National Geographic twice and studied by doctor Jane Goodall.
Speaker 14: She knew over a thousand signs. But the remarkable thing
Speaker 14: about it was she showed empathy in the conversation when
Speaker 14: she used those signs, so it wasn't just copycab and
Speaker 14: they had conversations. And she did pass at forty six
Speaker 14: years of age a couple of years ago.
Speaker 15: But very famous. I'm not sure if you heard of
Speaker 15: her Christian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was well known. Well, the work of doctor
Speaker 3: Jane good Or was incredible what she did for conversation, Yeah,
Speaker 3: beautiful awareness. But Coco, I think it was two thousand
Speaker 3: because I've seen that documentary. I think it was two
Speaker 3: thousand English words. That wow, quite a few more than
Speaker 3: some people that are working radio. But I don't want
Speaker 3: to name names.
Speaker 9: More than Jack.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it has empathy as well, that's above and beyond.
Speaker 3: I think also Coco could recognize herself in the mirror.
Speaker 14: Yes, she could, yes, yes, and you know, make faces
Speaker 14: or whatever. So I think she's just more human than
Speaker 14: we are really, when you think about it, more empathetic
Speaker 14: and you know, more you caring than some of us.
Speaker 3: Yes, I mean, what's happened with the world, and then
Speaker 3: we've got the election, it's hard to feel inspired. Suddenly
Speaker 3: goes better than any of us. The whole of gorinas
Speaker 3: Co goes up there, bubbles. When's he going to tell
Speaker 3: his story? Okay, thank you, thank you, same time, Kevin,
Speaker 3: she's gone. I found that That was the start of
Speaker 3: a podcast, that episode one. She had more to say, Gavin,
Speaker 3: what famous you got for us? Mate?
Speaker 16: Lance Lancelot links secret chips.
Speaker 3: They're all better than us.
Speaker 2: Don't tell me you can spot himself in mirror.
Speaker 3: If one of them ran for office this week, it
Speaker 3: would get my vote. Remind us of Lance the secret chimp.
Speaker 16: Lancelot link was the secret Chimpney's foe was the baron.
Speaker 7: And he had all that it is.
Speaker 16: Psidekick was Mada Harry And I'm pretty sure it might
Speaker 16: have been one or two chimps that did the whole show.
Speaker 16: It was in the early seventies, absolutely hysterical. It was
Speaker 16: a monkey trying to walk in stilettos, was absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 3: This was the highlight of entertainment back, so do you.
Speaker 3: When I grew up a monkey.
Speaker 7: Walking it was absolutely hysterical, the.
Speaker 16: Baron driving and the baron driving a motorcycle with a
Speaker 16: sidecar with his henchmen. I can't remember the inchance names,
Speaker 16: but yeah, it's absolutely hysterical.
Speaker 7: In the days.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen that, but I can imagine it right now.
Speaker 3: There's a gym riding the bike with a little chip
Speaker 3: with the gold like on the whatever name was, Yes,
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Speaker 3: You know you know that was all above not funny.
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Speaker 3: All right, we have a pair of tickets, go class
Speaker 3: double pass Vinete Cinemas. Go see Top Gun Maverick. We
Speaker 3: saw it yesterday, comes out next week. You will love it.
Speaker 3: It's why we go to the cinema. It will not
Speaker 3: be the same streaming it at home. Honestly, everyone that
Speaker 3: was at the screening last night, this new Top Gun
Speaker 3: movie Maverick all walked out different people. People were buzzing
Speaker 3: by the way the screen we were at. If I'm
Speaker 3: a Bombers player, you should be watching that game back.
Speaker 3: You should be at training, not all them traits in
Speaker 3: in the Esdian to go and see Top Gun Maverick.
Speaker 2: No, it actually gave me great hope to see all
Speaker 2: the Bombers there last night, because they need something like
Speaker 2: the inspirational Maverick to fly them up. Richmond should be
Speaker 2: worried about this weekend.
Speaker 3: S Tom Lynch. There still Tom Lynch as well from
Speaker 3: Tigers who got this weekend.
Speaker 2: One player is not enough to fly you up. Half
Speaker 2: the Bombers squad obviously were in a Top Gun Maverick
Speaker 2: last night.
Speaker 3: I felt sorry because obviously I don't know if you've
Speaker 3: seen the clips. I know you're a Bombers fan, but
Speaker 3: Dyson Heppel was on Fox Footy. Yes, they've been grilled
Speaker 3: saying you know you're soft. He didn't retaliate you being sledged.
Speaker 3: And one of his other teammates, you know, they're captains
Speaker 3: out there fronting it all. Everyone else is at top.
Speaker 3: Gun Rick I felt, I feel really sorry when Tyson
Speaker 3: and it was game yeah, a lambmark moment for the club,
Speaker 3: like one of the you'd say, he's one of the
Speaker 3: greats of your club, isn't he Hepple? Right, and he's
Speaker 3: out there getting all that.
Speaker 2: All that was on Fox with your raiding, free popcorn
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Speaker 3: I'm thinking, is it El Capitano in the Whatsam crew?
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Speaker 14: Is it?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 3: Definitely? Is it Melbourne Central Hoyts? Which one is? It's
Speaker 3: at the heint all right? So here's all we want
Speaker 3: to talk about. The morning school nicknames. I think every
Speaker 3: school had some amazing nicknames. Okay, I remember at our
Speaker 3: school we had you know where. Sometimes you don't even
Speaker 3: check the validity of a story, do you? At school?
Speaker 3: You think everything. No, there's no fact checking going on
Speaker 3: at school, right, everything has read. I remember there was
Speaker 3: a kid he was in the year above us, simply
Speaker 3: known as spoon Bum, and I remember asking once why,
Speaker 3: by the way, why is he spoon Bum? We went, oh,
Speaker 3: once we apparently he was getting changed for sports and
Speaker 3: a spoon fell out of his underpants.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter, If it doesn't matter, doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Spoon bumb.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 3: I found it on Facebook recently and all I thought,
Speaker 3: he's done really well. It's like a professor at university
Speaker 3: somewhere in Iowa or ever. All I thought was spoon
Speaker 3: Bum's done well well. I bet this's on social media
Speaker 3: that they someone said Christian. Our school, we had man
Speaker 3: Bat and I asked him why and they said his
Speaker 3: actual name was Wayne Bruce, you know, rather than the
Speaker 3: actual back. That is clever. It's rare. They're clever man Bat.
Speaker 3: It's actually very smart. Most of us had spoon Bump,
Speaker 3: some barely believable fable and a nickname. No matter what
Speaker 3: you do at school, that nickname is burnt in forever.
Speaker 3: So school nicknames. Who did you have at your school?
Speaker 3: Nine four one four three. The other thing you want
Speaker 3: to talk about today is what Jack's mum helped to
Speaker 3: do with the school project.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I won the English Award in year seven for having
Speaker 2: a really great imaginative story that I submitted as an
Speaker 2: English project that my mom.
Speaker 3: Actually what was the story about?
Speaker 2: Was it two ant Hills? And it was a metaphor
Speaker 2: for the US occupation in Iraq, which was big business
Speaker 2: at the time two thousand and one when I run
Speaker 2: won the award.
Speaker 3: What an advanced way to sort of break it down. Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 2: It was about the one ant Hill had honey and
Speaker 2: one ant Hill wanted the other ant Hills honey.
Speaker 3: Mama posted a great the English teacher thought so, and
Speaker 3: you've got a special sort of commendation and assemblies.
Speaker 2: Not an assembly the one at the end of view graduation.
Speaker 2: So I went up on stage just be honest, right,
Speaker 2: did you even feel take us back to that moment.
Speaker 2: Did you feel an ounce of guilt or anything walking up?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 2: I did. I honestly felt guilty, but I couldn't say anything.
Speaker 2: I was in too deep because I said that I'd
Speaker 2: written a story.
Speaker 3: All right. When were you in too deep? Then? Mom
Speaker 3: and dad helping you out on a school project? What
Speaker 3: was it all right, those are the two phone ins today.
Speaker 3: Then school nicknames and mama dad helping him out on
Speaker 3: a school project. We want to hear all about both
Speaker 3: of those.
Speaker 4: Christian Connell Show podcast Jummle.
Speaker 3: Be part of the show today. Tell us about the
Speaker 3: school nicknames that were at your school and mom and
Speaker 3: dad helping you out on your school projects. Christian. There
Speaker 3: was a kid at our school surname Dwyer, nickname Tumble.
Speaker 3: Thank you very John takes a while that one Tumbule Dwyer. Christian.
Speaker 3: We had Big Mac because he wants a two big
Speaker 3: Macs back to back, and he was a very small
Speaker 3: kid for us. The legend of Big Mac is born.
Speaker 3: He's a Christian. We had school nickname Chippan. Someone walked
Speaker 3: past his house once and his mum was cooking chips.
Speaker 3: Hey chip pan your mom, I'm going to cook him
Speaker 3: bore chips. Tash Christian. My school nickname was Dave to
Speaker 3: this day and thirty three. I have no idea as
Speaker 3: to why I was Daved, but everyone called me Dave Christian.
Speaker 3: This comes from John Savage. John Savage feels like Action
Speaker 3: hero Savage is back. John Savage, Una Pooper. Someone took
Speaker 3: a dump at school and smeared it all around the bathroom.
Speaker 3: No one knew who it was, but that day Unipooper
Speaker 3: was born. All right. School nicknames nine four one four
Speaker 3: one oh four three. Mom and Dad helping me out
Speaker 3: with the school project as well. Mark, good morning, good morning,
Speaker 3: all right? School nickname? What did you have? Mark?
Speaker 8: So it wasn't me, But there was this guy at
Speaker 8: school and everybody called him Josh the Head, And like
Speaker 8: I was new to the school and I asked one
Speaker 8: of my friends.
Speaker 17: I was like, Hey, what is it?
Speaker 8: Why does everyone called him Josh the Head? Does he
Speaker 8: really like a special hit or something? And he was like, no, no,
Speaker 8: he just he knew a weird one.
Speaker 3: That's the thing. That's his thing. That's why it's Josh
Speaker 3: that Mark. Thank you very much. Give us a go
Speaker 3: and tell us about the legend of mate. Thank you
Speaker 3: very much. What is the special hat? By the way,
Speaker 3: don't call him with the answers to that. Here we
Speaker 3: got here. Karen, Good morning, Karen, good morning.
Speaker 18: How are you Christian?
Speaker 3: I'm going to welcome to the show. Have you went
Speaker 3: as well? School nick names?
Speaker 8: And I went to school with a girl and we
Speaker 8: named her to all beef because her name was Patty.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know, yes, great, Thank you very much that Karen,
Speaker 3: have a good day. Thanks for calling the show. Lucy,
Speaker 3: what was your school nickname? What did you have at
Speaker 3: your school?
Speaker 18: Well, it's actually me So my surname is Hatton, like
Speaker 18: hat On. So I got hat rack because I wasn't
Speaker 18: wearing a hat.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of hat based I was going through.
Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, so I was hat rack and then head
Speaker 18: binging hat rack, which I don't know, headbanging hat rack,
Speaker 18: and I used to just headbang and.
Speaker 3: Go yeah, good old times. Lucy, Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: You kill mate. Take care? Uh, Kirsty, you got to
Speaker 3: start about mom and dad help him out with his
Speaker 3: school project.
Speaker 14: Ah?
Speaker 3: Yes, how you going, guys, We're good. What what happened then?
Speaker 3: What was the school project?
Speaker 9: So my dad was owned his own business and he
Speaker 9: helped me with my economics assignment in year ten and
Speaker 9: I was a C student of economics and I got
Speaker 9: a B and I was wrapped.
Speaker 10: My dad was an a student wasn't so wrapped made
Speaker 10: me go up to the school with him and confront
Speaker 10: my teacher to see why we only got to be
Speaker 10: and ended up telling the teacher that she wasn't any
Speaker 10: good at being a teacher being out in the world,
Speaker 10: and that's why she was only teaching economics at the school.
Speaker 3: So much going on in this scene, isn't it. You
Speaker 3: know they talk about mums or dads to living vicenust
Speaker 3: she through their own. Your dad is literally doing that
Speaker 3: when he said she deserves a better grade. He's going
Speaker 3: into that.
Speaker 2: I worked really hard on that projectory.
Speaker 3: Thank you, all right, keep this going. The school nicknames
Speaker 3: are great nine four one four one o four three
Speaker 3: and confessing about mama dad helping him out with school projects.
Speaker 4: Well Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Nicknames that you had at your school and mom and
Speaker 3: dad happening out with the school project. Kylie's this emailed
Speaker 3: Christian was the Star Wars coloring in competition as they
Speaker 3: used to be back in the day at the local
Speaker 3: video shop. My mum colored in the picture and put
Speaker 3: my name on it, sent it in. I won the competition.
Speaker 3: The worst part was I got on the local paper
Speaker 3: for winning, having my photo taken with some ewoks. That
Speaker 3: is a peak life moment. Everything after that sadly and
Speaker 3: anti climax. I loved it at the time, but ever
Speaker 3: since that pang of girl never goes away. I still
Speaker 3: can't keep and the lines when coloring in Kylie, I
Speaker 3: love that one. Thank you very much. What have we
Speaker 3: got here? Then? School nicknames that you had, Christian, we
Speaker 3: had this school to our this kid at our school
Speaker 3: whose nickname was Beefy because every day he had a
Speaker 3: beef pie at the canteen. Christian A there was a
Speaker 3: Beaker because he bared a resemblance to the Muppet. I
Speaker 3: once went to introduce him. Years later, as had grown up.
Speaker 3: I couldn't, for the life of me remember his actual name.
Speaker 3: I'm not there. You have ever been a reunion? And
Speaker 3: all you see a nicknames above people head's going. I
Speaker 3: don't know these people.
Speaker 2: Spoon Bum, spoon Mark, spoon.
Speaker 3: Spoon spoon Bum. The middle name Christian I had to
Speaker 3: mate called Fiss because when he was twelve, he was
Speaker 3: asked at lunchtime what was having for dinner that night,
Speaker 3: and he mispronounced fish. He's now thirty five and still
Speaker 3: to this day denys he ever said Fiss life sentence
Speaker 3: for crime. He didn't come in. These are brilliant. There's
Speaker 3: let's get some calls now, Zach, Yes, good morning, Zach
Speaker 3: tell us about school nickname before I do that, I
Speaker 3: had got one for the other one as well.
Speaker 12: But my nickname back in the year ten, I changed
Speaker 12: schools and just for us started for some reason, I
Speaker 12: tried to die my brown hair bright blonde and somehow
Speaker 12: got the nickname slim Shady.
Speaker 3: Somehow. It's right there. It demands you are now the
Speaker 3: original slim Shady. And he said he had another one
Speaker 3: for us. You've got a two for of you, Zach.
Speaker 12: Yes, so again caught it, helped by the terentsn't me.
Speaker 12: It was actually my sister. So my sister was in
Speaker 12: school in English class and the teacher was going on
Speaker 12: about brilliant work from a previous year and started showing
Speaker 12: off the work to the class. My sister, looking at it,
Speaker 12: go that that's what happened to be about the sister's
Speaker 12: work is It's like, yeah, yeah, it's my dad's stand writing.
Speaker 3: What's happened. I'm not sure we understood that one chat,
Speaker 3: but sometimes the two pre is of one, and it
Speaker 3: makes you appreciate the one at the start. So it's
Speaker 3: given us that thanks Zach, I think he.
Speaker 19: Means his dad wrote the assignment.
Speaker 3: It was in his dad's sister, the other sisters.
Speaker 2: To get I can visualize.
Speaker 3: There we go, I called that. We always get a
Speaker 3: little bit nervous when they've got another one. Have you Mark?
Speaker 7: Good morning, Mark, good morning?
Speaker 17: How are we team?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 3: We're good. Have you got one story for its? Mark? Yeah?
Speaker 16: Yeah, y'all got one story?
Speaker 3: Mane, everyone's yours? What's your school nick name? Mark?
Speaker 16: Okay?
Speaker 17: Shorty of four foot four foot three, and everyone called
Speaker 17: me shorty. And if the teacher went to call me
Speaker 17: my real name, Mark, they go, now that Shorty. And
Speaker 17: I went through so much so that even the principal
Speaker 17: called me shorty. And in the school photos they says,
Speaker 17: Shorty with my real name, Mark Calendar.
Speaker 3: You know must have hurt as well, though, Mark, Hey,
Speaker 3: it must have hurt having a nickname like that.
Speaker 16: No, I didn't really care, but I was.
Speaker 3: I was the gun in sport.
Speaker 17: Okay, so if they wanted to get there, the person
Speaker 17: who was really good at sport, especially in baseball. All right,
Speaker 17: So you're crouching over there wasn't much of a gap.
Speaker 17: So I would always get hitting. It'd be a ball
Speaker 17: and they get the main man.
Speaker 3: Back, the main man Mac Daddy. All right, Mark, thank
Speaker 3: you very.
Speaker 7: Much, every good morning season.
Speaker 3: Can any dow admit to that one? Let's go to
Speaker 3: Oh hang on a minute, it's time. Are you live
Speaker 3: from the Golden Couch? Rene?
Speaker 18: I sure am.
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Speaker 2: Couch is today there's a golden couch by a toasted
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Speaker 20: Where are you in the cran market maker maker manga.
Speaker 20: I'm here on the golden couch and it is very
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Speaker 3: Are a winner. You want one thousand dollars, get yourself
Speaker 3: and yours make your manga cheese toasted as well. There's
Speaker 3: well eight different ones there. That's so good.
Speaker 20: Absolutely well, I'm Christian. I have to say, me and
Speaker 20: my partner Jack absolutely love you. He's from the UK
Speaker 20: as well, with big fans lovely.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you very much. That's very sweet to saying,
Speaker 3: y you're going to go now spending about money at
Speaker 3: the market. A bunch of flowers there, that's what I
Speaker 3: set you back, right, it really will right, all right? Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: thank you back again tomorrow. I've got as.
Speaker 4: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I think this radio station should offer me and
Speaker 3: the team counseling. Some of the stories we have to
Speaker 3: hear that can never come on air. You wouldn't thank
Speaker 3: us them this. There's images that I've seen to do
Speaker 3: one of the nicknames and a part of a male
Speaker 3: appendage that I will never forget that in my darkest
Speaker 3: moment image. No, I don't even need I didn't need
Speaker 3: that in my life. I'm going to need counseling at
Speaker 3: my darkest moments at two am, when you have those
Speaker 3: wide awake in the dark that will come back to
Speaker 3: haunt me. That image that I didn't need that, all right,
Speaker 3: let me just take myself to a happy place. But
Speaker 3: that was on the show with the two stories for
Speaker 3: one was it one story to one? Hey days in
Speaker 3: the show today, guys, big news in my house, big news, right,
Speaker 3: A lot going on that energy, you know, a lot
Speaker 3: of going on in that energy in my house. Got
Speaker 3: two teenage daughters, one in year twelve, one in year ten,
Speaker 3: big years. And then obviously there's the og fifty two
Speaker 3: year old teenage and my wife. They gang up on me,
Speaker 3: they get it's like a pile on every day, sitting
Speaker 3: duck in there. Lot of times I have to apologize
Speaker 3: on behalf of the patriarchy. Is the alone representative of
Speaker 3: some kind of wounded masculine in that house. I like
Speaker 3: an animal at times, cornered in there, away a cinema
Speaker 3: wife the weekend, I snapped, all right. When we bought
Speaker 3: the Sounds about three years ago, the real estate agent went,
Speaker 3: I think this is like a use, this could be
Speaker 3: like a utility room. My wife just goes be your office, okay,
Speaker 3: why would I Yeah, your que goes and I'll share
Speaker 3: it with you. And I say, oh god, no, no,
Speaker 3: no no. And so that's what's beenber three years. My
Speaker 3: wife sonders, I'll be trying to work on the next
Speaker 3: grape radio idea, and suddenly I hit my wife going, Kathy, God,
Speaker 3: are you free for goat? Are you free for coffee?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I'm trying to focus in my utility
Speaker 3: room gallyway here. So as a wife at the weekend,
Speaker 3: this can't carry on, Okay, the next great idea is
Speaker 3: alluding me store for three years in this house.
Speaker 2: It's also where the German shepherd uses the toilet.
Speaker 3: Poosing the hour. It's just a dumping ground in there, right,
Speaker 3: And I said, this is it I need? I need
Speaker 3: an office in the garden. My wife said, well at
Speaker 3: the only available space. Yeah, I'm going to have a
Speaker 3: shed like a going to have it basically, that's that's
Speaker 3: all I'm allowed. Down the side of my house is
Speaker 3: an area that's been allocated now for me. I'm going
Speaker 3: to have a shed in.
Speaker 2: There down the side, not even in the back yard.
Speaker 3: There's no room in the backyard.
Speaker 2: It's down the side of the house where the hot
Speaker 2: water unit is.
Speaker 3: No by the way, the bins are. I will literally
Speaker 3: move the bins aside like the back cave where it's
Speaker 3: like a hidden entrance through the bins are only being
Speaker 3: inspired by the grass cutting. Some dog turds fill the
Speaker 3: need for radio inspiration.
Speaker 2: And then they go, I bet you're not building it.
Speaker 2: You're getting into someone to build it.
Speaker 3: If I build it, it's in the news. I'm trapped
Speaker 3: in it. Outrage that Christian was trapped in a shack.
Speaker 3: He mates that the Union bomber's cabin or something I
Speaker 3: can't build that could even hang a picture. I'm building
Speaker 3: some kind of shabby, old, cheap shed. I'm going to
Speaker 3: buy from Bunny.
Speaker 2: So they're going to make it look like a part
Speaker 2: of the house or is.
Speaker 3: It going to be and cost of fortune to drive up,
Speaker 3: blend and sculptured it. This is in Grand Designs.
Speaker 2: It would be like a summer house.
Speaker 3: Oh it's not going to be like that. So you're
Speaker 3: talking like a shed budget I've been given it's literally
Speaker 3: a couple of hundred bucks. I mean, I'm just go
Speaker 3: to get a.
Speaker 2: Tense you're gonna I know what You're gonna end up
Speaker 2: with one of those We've got one one of those
Speaker 2: metal sheds that you buy Bunnings. You can he's gonna be.
Speaker 3: So that's like a whipper sniffer in the corner. Old
Speaker 3: paintings off carpets, and they mean a sad little desk.
Speaker 2: We've got one of those for the paintings. I can
Speaker 2: tell you now, you're gonna be so hot in summer,
Speaker 2: and so hot there'll be about four days a year
Speaker 2: where it's perfect temperature.
Speaker 3: But I'll be separated from the noisy chao or something.
Speaker 2: This is Sarah's plot to just get you out of
Speaker 2: the house.
Speaker 3: I'm okay pushed out that way. I'm willing in this
Speaker 3: murther idea, right. I don't know whether because people would
Speaker 3: have had to work out and improvise home working spaces
Speaker 3: due to COVID, and I'm guessing some people, because not
Speaker 3: everyone is back to work at their office now five
Speaker 3: days a week, you're probably still doing some kind of
Speaker 3: homework in wherever that is under the stairs or in
Speaker 3: the garage or whereever. He might even be working out
Speaker 3: of a shed at times. I'm thinking about buying like
Speaker 3: a rust bucket of a motor home and just keeping it.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not choking, right. It might be cheap
Speaker 3: in the minors shed and having like a base made
Speaker 3: just park out the front of my house and using
Speaker 3: it as a as a as a stationary office.
Speaker 2: Like breaking bed's that big, But I mean I could
Speaker 2: interview guests, I could use as a podcasting hub.
Speaker 3: Surely that's a that's a professional.
Speaker 2: Neighbors going to think of that. The guy on the street,
Speaker 2: the Lovely Street as well Tree.
Speaker 3: Street, and there's a guy morning going into my office
Speaker 3: a motor home obscuring all the views around there. The
Speaker 3: residents would complain, but.
Speaker 2: I think you would get more work done in the
Speaker 2: motor home than the shed. So if anyone's got a
Speaker 2: free motor.
Speaker 3: Home, please, I'm happy to sell.
Speaker 2: Okay, one hundred bucks on this line.
Speaker 3: If anyone has got some kind of shabby mate do
Speaker 3: home office as well, I'd love to hear about it.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: So tomorrow, painting will begin on the mural on Lagon
Speaker 3: Street we gave away last week. So many iconic murals
Speaker 3: all over the city. You're giving you your own one.
Speaker 3: The Wall of Dogs commences tomorrow this weekendnybody go and
Speaker 3: see it. Yesterday we told you there's another wall so
Speaker 3: on Commercial Roads, another great, very busy site, as they say,
Speaker 3: a prime site in marketing. So we asked you, what
Speaker 3: do you want the wall? And we have this great
Speaker 3: call from Kat.
Speaker 20: I went to the football Friday night and I made
Speaker 20: friends with a lovely nana named Maureen, and she's inspired me.
Speaker 15: I think we should have a wall of nana's.
Speaker 3: We agreed. This is Mareen that kicks it off. It's
Speaker 3: gonna be a wall of nance and we need to
Speaker 3: know about why your nan should be up there. We
Speaker 3: need to have this one line of story, one thing
Speaker 3: you can tell us about You're amazing. Now. This is Maureen.
Speaker 16: Hi Christian.
Speaker 3: By the way, here's what you're going to hear. A
Speaker 3: lot of that's down to they love, really love how
Speaker 3: many grandkids. It's some sort of competition. They've got more
Speaker 3: grandkids than you have, like they birthed all of them.
Speaker 3: Ninety said, I'm still just popped out on the other
Speaker 3: five grandkids.
Speaker 11: Hi, Christian, it's Maurine here. That is normal. Needed me
Speaker 11: for your wall of names, Christian, I am a grandmother
Speaker 11: and I have six grandchildren. My grandchildren days rangers from
Speaker 11: twenty one down to four. Our good tip to seen
Speaker 11: a couple of photos of me, and when you see them,
Speaker 11: you'll probably drop gid. I'll see here later.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much for so I said in producer
Speaker 3: Rio when this started to become a thing yesterday. We
Speaker 3: need some production. And as someone's leaving the meeting, as
Speaker 3: I said, you know, maybe it's like we need them
Speaker 3: to justify why their NAN should be on them because
Speaker 3: there's only set them out room for so many NaN's
Speaker 3: up there on the moon or so. Remember there's that song,
Speaker 3: isn't there, you know, and we could use that mcdonna
Speaker 3: song justify your NAN. This is my fault, right, we
Speaker 3: won't be using this, but it needs to be aired.
Speaker 2: It's time.
Speaker 3: This is so wrong for you to justify your why
Speaker 3: is he doing that?
Speaker 6: Nan?
Speaker 2: He's what are you saying? What do you say? What
Speaker 2: are you saying?
Speaker 3: You sick over?
Speaker 2: I simply ask it end? Has she been a good nun?
Speaker 3: That was not what I said.
Speaker 2: You heard me and what Madonna would say.
Speaker 3: No, but it's not we're not channeling Madonna. Channel Madonna.
Speaker 2: You said, channel you're inner Madonna.
Speaker 3: Talking about her NAN. She wouldn't speak like that.
Speaker 2: That's exactly a creepiness to that there is.
Speaker 3: It's an unnecessariness. We don't like that. Okay, this is better.
Speaker 3: What a man, what a man?
Speaker 2: What an what a money good name?
Speaker 3: What a man?
Speaker 14: What a man?
Speaker 10: What a man?
Speaker 3: What a money good n.
Speaker 2: What a mighty good Nan.
Speaker 3: Don't justify your names anymore. No more justification needed, all right,
Speaker 3: some of the ones that came in yesterday.
Speaker 21: Hey, Kristen, have we got the perfect Nana to go
Speaker 21: on your wall of Nana's ol Nana Carrol almost eighty.
Speaker 21: She loves a bee, she loves a bit, She comes
Speaker 21: from Broady. She's perfect for us and we think she'll
Speaker 21: be perfect for your wall.
Speaker 13: Hi Christian, I'd love my two gray grandmother's, Thelma and
Speaker 13: Betty to be on the Wall of Nance. They are
Speaker 13: both on my mom's side their family, which means I've
Speaker 13: got two grandmothers for the price of one, and they're
Speaker 13: both linked to one grandfather. Betty always has a banana
Speaker 13: cake for every family party, and Thelma loves to collect
Speaker 13: porcelain donkeys. They are both role models to me and
Speaker 13: they've been a massive part of my life. I'd love
Speaker 13: these two amazing women to be on the Wall of Nance.
Speaker 3: Thanks Steph, Well, I'm Steph. Beautifully put. They special were
Speaker 3: people and they love porcelain don't they. Nana's they love.
Speaker 3: That's their secret sort of power, isn't It's in a
Speaker 3: crystal cabinet. Crystal cabinet to house all that beautiful porcelain
Speaker 3: as well. Let's hear about this Nana.
Speaker 5: Hi, Christian, Margaret here just wanted to see if you
Speaker 5: could maybe put my grandma on your grandma's wall.
Speaker 3: Hannah Burke.
Speaker 5: Well, she had eight kids, fifty grandkids, one hundred and
Speaker 5: fifty great grandkids, and over fifty great great kids. She'd
Speaker 5: always remember that day when my sister was in trouble
Speaker 5: she got told to hold out her hand expecting a smack.
Speaker 5: Well Grandma just smacked it with a packet of Smarties.
Speaker 5: Lovely old chik. Miss her greatly anyway, Hope you'll consider
Speaker 5: her for the wall.
Speaker 3: My the what we're talking about was when the school
Speaker 3: got burnt to the ground. But I'm not sure that's
Speaker 3: the right way to who deal with that? Christian. Everyone
Speaker 3: knows my granny. She's going to be one hundred and
Speaker 3: four next month, one hundred and four. Don't go think
Speaker 3: because she's a frail little old lady. Grannie had a
Speaker 3: big hand of raising me and my horrible four older siblings.
Speaker 3: I was even sent to live with her for my
Speaker 3: teen years, which is a blessing for me and my
Speaker 3: mom and dad, so I've got very fond memories of her.
Speaker 3: The ABC even came round to interview and do a.
Speaker 19: Bit on her at one hundred and three and Sneap
Speaker 19: is one of the club's most active members. One of
Speaker 19: Anne's favorite activities is the weekly Learning Circle.
Speaker 4: We talk about various topics and one thing leads to another.
Speaker 3: Nothing to do with the topic at all, what's a show?
Speaker 3: We have some good laughs.
Speaker 19: One recent topic was who you would or would not
Speaker 19: like to be trapped in a lift with Prince? So
Speaker 19: you would like to be looked in elyctic or would
Speaker 19: not like to.
Speaker 5: Be would.
Speaker 3: Maybe we do need to know for you to justify
Speaker 3: your life.
Speaker 2: The emergency Stop Harry should be a good naw.
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Speaker 3: We have another wall and we've gone with Cat's idea
Speaker 3: of a wall of NaNs up on Commercial Road that
Speaker 3: we painted. Next week. We need to know why your
Speaker 3: nad has to be up there to be celebrated like
Speaker 3: this one from Joanna One Amazing Nan. My Nan turned
Speaker 3: one hundred and four last week, she migrated with a
Speaker 3: young family from Holland to escape the wall. While in Holland,
Speaker 3: she hid eleven year old Jewish boy in her basement.
Speaker 3: Imagine a bravery doing that. You can't get much more
Speaker 3: legendary than that, Oh Christian. She also recently got stuck
Speaker 3: for two hours on her chair lift in the house.
Speaker 3: She had to wait in it for the repair guys
Speaker 3: to come and fix it. She sent me a photo
Speaker 3: of this. It looks like that nanny's levitation.
Speaker 2: She's halfway up the stairs.
Speaker 3: She was, poor old thing stuck. Looks like she's levitating
Speaker 3: over the workmen who are trying to where he gets
Speaker 3: you down? You know something? You see ski is stuck
Speaker 3: in the ski lift. Don't you up an alpine slope.
Speaker 3: She's on the descent of the stair mountain there two hours.
Speaker 3: She's got a curtainism blaz as well. This scene needs
Speaker 3: to be on the wall, doesn't it? That scene and
Speaker 3: Nan in action and Nan in flight? All right, So
Speaker 3: we just want you to tell us about your nan.
Speaker 3: Tell us a story about your Nan. Why in a
Speaker 3: line or two should your Nan be on the wall. Cindy,
Speaker 3: tell us about your Nan.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Christian, my name. Phillis is ninety six and
Speaker 6: has a secret stash of Baileys at a nursing home,
Speaker 6: which she pulls over her ice cream next night.
Speaker 3: This is amazing primission nan stash of Bailey's. That's great one.
Speaker 3: She's got a great nan name Phyllis, and that the
Speaker 3: old people they love a sherry or a baisy stone
Speaker 3: thing she does, and she makes.
Speaker 6: Sister panted into smaller bottles in case anyone sees it.
Speaker 2: Oh cool, have more than one stash? Yeahraman gets fan,
Speaker 2: you got another?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: One under the floorboards or under the bed.
Speaker 3: Let's go to the whole house shot where they could
Speaker 3: be well done. Cindy, thank you very much for calling him.
Speaker 18: No worries.
Speaker 3: You can have some under the barbecue anything, Jasmine, Hello, Hello, Jasmine,
Speaker 3: tell us about your nan.
Speaker 15: Okay, So my nana is as iconic as a Montague Bridge.
Speaker 11: All right.
Speaker 15: She's ninety years young and she worked at the iconic
Speaker 15: Melbourne Young in Jackson's Hotel for about twenty plus years.
Speaker 15: She would have poured over four point five million beers
Speaker 15: in her time, and I reckon she would have served
Speaker 15: half as Melbourne as well.
Speaker 3: Four and a half million beers. That is a service, that.
Speaker 15: Is that is and with a smile that she always
Speaker 15: had a smile and her dollar as well. So yeah,
Speaker 15: she's definitely a character.
Speaker 3: So four and a half million, I think when at
Speaker 3: the end somebody's nuns, we're getting pictures through and you
Speaker 3: know that will gobble. I think one like the Nan
Speaker 3: that was hovering in the air stuff on her chair lift.
Speaker 3: It's the Nan behind the bar, poor and a bit
Speaker 3: for people. That's what we want to see up there.
Speaker 3: What's her name again, Helen? Helen, great Jasmin, Thank you
Speaker 3: very much telling us about Helen.
Speaker 15: Thank you.
Speaker 3: All right, we're moving on to the news then a
Speaker 3: time waster today, so today email me about your name now.
Speaker 3: As you can imagine, we love on nance. They are
Speaker 3: very special place in families, are in her heart. So
Speaker 3: I know a lot of you got a lot to
Speaker 3: say about NaNs and it is lovely for me to
Speaker 3: read a paragraph or two about the time she lost
Speaker 3: that iPad. However, if you could just get it down
Speaker 3: to a couple of bullet points about one story there,
Speaker 3: like Helen just did, please just keep it to a
Speaker 3: couple the bullet points. This one story about your Nan
Speaker 3: and why she has to go up on that wall.
Speaker 3: Why she's so special? Why should be be memorized up there?
Speaker 3: Email me today, Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot AU.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
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Speaker 3: Time for this Mornings at Work time waster. This is
Speaker 3: an incredible story. One hundred and two year old Australian
Speaker 3: war veteran has become the oldest worker in the country
Speaker 3: five days a week, still working five days a week.
Speaker 3: One hundred and two Phil Hodgson works as a carpenter
Speaker 3: day toy restoration center. Firs like he's been making to
Speaker 3: work though, you know, okay, go now, please Master Ger
Speaker 3: Petto that in it is it Pinocchio the old wood
Speaker 3: carver kind of around Gapetto had five days a week.
Speaker 3: One hundred and two year old Phil Hodson works as
Speaker 3: a carpenter at a toy restoration center. Men didn't making
Speaker 3: children's toys.
Speaker 2: This is amazing and my dad's just retired at sixty four.
Speaker 3: When asked why he refuses to retire, he simply said,
Speaker 3: what would I do otherwise? What would you do? That's incredible?
Speaker 3: All right, So today we're looking for your carpenter movies.
Speaker 3: I'm expecting good stuff in you because you actually have
Speaker 3: done your own reno. You will have you will have
Speaker 3: you some of these things. What have I got? Okay?
Speaker 3: All right? Carpenter Movies. Tom Hanks is a great actors.
Speaker 3: He's in a great Carpenter movie. That's right, Captain Philip Screwdriver.
Speaker 2: That is one of the tools, one of the umber part.
Speaker 3: Saw a plank Redemption gold, grain man. Oh, Tom Cruise,
Speaker 3: he really cares about the grain of that wood. That
Speaker 3: number grain Man Gold, Chippy Chippy bang bank Gold. Don't
Speaker 3: trust him around your wife when you go out for
Speaker 3: the d and dumber lumber, dumb and lumber Silver. Thank you,
Speaker 3: Jackie boy. What have you got? Carpenter Movies.
Speaker 2: Gold is very good.
Speaker 3: That's a great name for a business.
Speaker 2: My fair Trady.
Speaker 3: That's good, My fair Trady. What a great musical. There
Speaker 3: should be a Trady musical Gold as well.
Speaker 2: Christian Bale plays a very creepy Patrick Bateman in American SMOKEO.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2: Silver And I did want to get a tool one
Speaker 2: in there. So this is a bit. You might not
Speaker 2: recognize this name, but you've got nail.
Speaker 3: I've got no idea what her name is.
Speaker 4: You're listening to the Christian Okyl Show podcast.
Speaker 3: We're looking for your carpenter movies today on the time way.
Speaker 3: So Jack, you're ready tomorrow, Let's do it. Smoko at
Speaker 3: Bernice Silver, what a mike? They're well be would silver? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Simon Edward Plier hands silver throw Mama from the scaffold,
Speaker 3: rob Star Wars Epitode, two Plumbers, Crack of the Clones.
Speaker 3: Silver dude wears my tool belt Bronze, Paul Kill drill.
Speaker 3: Silver dude wears my carpenter.
Speaker 2: He's late gold.
Speaker 3: Screwing Miss Daisy the man with the nail gum Silver.
Speaker 3: I soared what you did last summer gold, the good,
Speaker 3: the bad and the trading silver. How Stella got her
Speaker 3: tongue and grew back? Clever Joe, well done, Gorilla Ladder
Speaker 3: in the midst Silver flush hour.
Speaker 2: Is that a carpentry?
Speaker 3: It isn't keep something of trading.
Speaker 2: Gold.
Speaker 3: He's just not that into screw gold. That's very good.
Speaker 3: Michelle the chippy always measures twice Silva. You've got now
Speaker 3: silva you only cut once? Bronze, Yeah, boring, Uh sorry?
Speaker 3: And Stuart Whittle a tiny mouse whittling there at the
Speaker 3: skirting boards. It'll bit on Stuart Whittle, all right, who's
Speaker 3: best in show? Jackie Boy will give them the gold
Speaker 3: double bass.
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Speaker 3: I was just chatting to chat there talking about different
Speaker 3: trades and the trades and were sending. I was stuck
Speaker 3: in traffic yesterday and I was watching all the trades
Speaker 3: hard at work. Two things I notice right, First of all,
Speaker 3: the short shots that they love. You can't buy those
Speaker 3: us muggles that aren't trained in the trading arts. You
Speaker 3: can't buy that short short hemline up high, isn't it.
Speaker 3: It's like a skirt, a real it's high. Any moment
Speaker 3: one of the silk eggs could pop out weather and
Speaker 3: they want that. It's Sharon Stone. Basically trading instinct. They
Speaker 3: are sure short shots they are. Where do they get
Speaker 3: them from? Though, we can't smuggles can't go in and
Speaker 3: go buy a short have to go to a special
Speaker 3: sports and go where do the trades get their Not here, sir,
Speaker 3: You've got to move on. The other thing is to
Speaker 3: seeing all the different trades there, like the Sparkys, the
Speaker 3: carpenters and the sort of the brickies as well, carrying
Speaker 3: all the bricks and cement. And who do you think
Speaker 3: is the most agile and fittest. They're all very fit,
Speaker 3: working outdoor all year round, right question.
Speaker 2: Who's the strongest trade? Yes, probably the carpenter is busiest,
Speaker 2: like he's all that cement in that will ma.
Speaker 3: What about the brickies because they've got to bug all
Speaker 3: the bricks up. Yes, yeah, on the shoulder, you know,
Speaker 3: it's in their forearms like Popeye.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have the brickie we have with pretty heavy set,
Speaker 2: though strong, I'll give him that wrong.
Speaker 3: Some of them you can have like a big, old
Speaker 3: big they're not an ox. They just go or they're
Speaker 3: pulling that plow, pushing that plow tomorrow morning. I picked
Speaker 3: this up, tradies, okay. I also one of you gave
Speaker 3: us a time waste, which may be a feature, My
Speaker 3: fair trady. We're thinking of maybe trades on the show
Speaker 3: doing their own karaoke to show tune to something that
Speaker 3: we need. But the one thing we need from you today, trades,
Speaker 3: get ready to call it and have a civil war
Speaker 3: with each other tomorrow from six about who is the
Speaker 3: fittest and strongest out of all the trades. But tomorrow, what.
Speaker 2: Ann, what Ann?
Speaker 3: What a then? What a mony? Good name? Tell us
Speaker 3: what Ann? What a man?
Speaker 18: What a man?
Speaker 3: What a money?
Speaker 9: Good?
Speaker 3: N t about miss hur Lewis. I'm sure he's saying
Speaker 3: what a good man. But it's good Nan. So we
Speaker 3: want to hear all about your NaNs. It's going to
Speaker 3: be award of NaN's emural painted next week. Why should
Speaker 3: your nan go up there to tell us in one
Speaker 3: line something about your Nan. It might be a story,
Speaker 3: it might be a fact. We heard about Nana Helen today,
Speaker 3: who is pored about four and a half million pots
Speaker 3: in this city. That's four and a half million beers.
Speaker 3: So tell us one thing about your Nana, facts or
Speaker 3: a story. Email it today, Christian at Christian O'Connell dot
Speaker 3: com dot
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