1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:02,200 Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast. 2 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:05,120 Speaker 2: Last week you had a mental health day and on 3 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:08,400 Speaker 2: that day we were interviewing celebrity chef Jamie Oliver. We 4 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:11,440 Speaker 2: tried to move it, he couldn't move, so I went 5 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,440 Speaker 2: one on one with Jamie Oliver. 6 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 3: Here is my one on one chat with Jamie Oliver. 7 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:18,360 Speaker 1: The last time we. 8 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,960 Speaker 4: Had our next guest on, he was recounting the time 9 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 4: he saw Woody's chipple arter and tried. 10 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,720 Speaker 5: To give him some advice on how to solve his ibs. 11 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:31,120 Speaker 1: Unfortunately, since then, one hasn't improved and the other's still there. 12 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,560 Speaker 1: Will let you make your own mind up on which 13 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:34,120 Speaker 1: one's which. 14 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 3: To be honest, I don't know why he's. 15 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 1: Gone back, only because he's got a new book out 16 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 1: here to tell us all about it. It's the chef 17 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 1: who has to watch he doesn't cook his own chipple arter. 18 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:45,400 Speaker 1: It's the naked chef yourself. 19 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:50,920 Speaker 6: Jemmy Oliver, all right, hello mate, how's it going. 20 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,320 Speaker 3: I'm really good man. 21 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 2: Congratulations on recipe book number twenty five. My first question, 22 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 2: are you ever concerned you'll just get to the point 23 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:01,880 Speaker 2: where you've cooked everything? 24 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:07,160 Speaker 7: I guess in the background, but now I've never run 25 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 7: out of recipes. But now you've mentioned it, you kind 26 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:13,040 Speaker 7: of put a little bit of paranoia in my mind. 27 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 3: And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This will always be remembered 28 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,480 Speaker 3: at the moment that Jamie ill have lost his inspiration 29 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 3: for new meal me. 30 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:23,440 Speaker 2: I do love the message behind the new book, but 31 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 2: it is called Together, your twenty fifth Recipe Book, and 32 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,399 Speaker 2: I love the blurb at the start here Jamie talking 33 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 2: about making food that says I love you because I 34 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 2: have a challenge for you right now. It's my girlfriend's 35 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:41,440 Speaker 2: twenty seventh birthday next Thursday night. I want to create 36 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 2: a meal which says I care about you, but also 37 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,880 Speaker 2: I'm a little bit sexy as well, Like this is 38 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 2: a sexy but I care about you sort of meal. 39 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:53,560 Speaker 2: What's the meal for that situation? 40 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 8: And what is what? 41 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 7: Like instead of telling you what you should do, can 42 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 7: I tell you what you should wouldn't do? 43 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:00,800 Speaker 9: Yes? 44 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 3: Please? 45 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 8: Okay. 46 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 7: So basically, when I was your age, which was a 47 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:11,080 Speaker 7: while ago, pretty much your age, actually, I was doing 48 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 7: exactly what you're about to do, hu J And I 49 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,200 Speaker 7: was in my first flat and I had my first 50 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,800 Speaker 7: kitchen and it was a beautiful German oven fan assisted 51 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:18,919 Speaker 7: and I did. 52 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 8: I did a whole roasted sea bass. 53 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:26,920 Speaker 7: And I set the room, laid it flowers ard oh 54 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:33,280 Speaker 7: on the tunes, got the shutters down, salubrits, and I 55 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:36,400 Speaker 7: thought the coolest thing to do, which is why you 56 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:37,240 Speaker 7: shouldn't be doing this. 57 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 8: I just I was the naked chef, so I'd serve 58 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:40,799 Speaker 8: it naked. 59 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 3: Right, Oh, that's a real thing. You would actually go naked. 60 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:49,240 Speaker 7: Yeah, once, But there's an ending to the story, so 61 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:52,239 Speaker 7: you won't or you shouldn't copy this. So literally, the 62 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 7: only thing I was wearing was a bow on the 63 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:55,520 Speaker 7: end of it. So then I opened the oven. 64 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,000 Speaker 8: This is a true story, dude, Yeah, go on. 65 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:01,360 Speaker 7: But but behalf. 66 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,520 Speaker 8: I checked the sea bass halfway through him because I'd 67 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,240 Speaker 8: had a bit of white wine in there, of course. 68 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 3: Okay, oh. 69 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:12,920 Speaker 5: No, no, no. 70 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 3: True story. 71 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 9: What happened? 72 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 2: So Button Bush and Joel organized the Zoom meeting with 73 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,639 Speaker 2: Jamie Oliver and he hasn't got your finger at me. 74 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:25,359 Speaker 2: Sure he hasn't got premium. So we lost connection. We 75 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 2: lost connection and just just cut off. There was just 76 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 2: panic everywhere from everyone because we lost Jamie Olbert in 77 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 2: the middle of. 78 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:34,359 Speaker 3: A story where he's cooking in the notes. 79 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 6: With a bow around his penis. 80 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 2: The great news is, wow, we did manage to get 81 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 2: him again on Zoom and right up next we find 82 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 2: out what happens. 83 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,080 Speaker 6: You can't go wrong when I'm not here. 84 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 5: It is Joel zoom account and he didn't have premium. 85 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a comedy of ours. Again. 86 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 3: The good news though, is we've got Jamie Oliver. It's 87 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 3: a lot of money. 88 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:00,320 Speaker 5: We've got him looking at the clock going like because 89 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,360 Speaker 5: it goes two minutes. 90 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:08,000 Speaker 2: Left, and you were like, je, the end of that story, 91 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,920 Speaker 2: he's nude in the kitchen with a bowl. 92 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,680 Speaker 6: Around his john s out of the oven. 93 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,720 Speaker 2: We get the end of that story right up next, 94 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 2: very good, Right up next Wood. 95 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 6: He won on one with Jamie Oliver. 96 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,839 Speaker 5: Last week I had a mental health day wards, which 97 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:21,200 Speaker 5: meant you had to go one on one with our 98 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:23,440 Speaker 5: guests that day in Jamie Oliver. If you guys have 99 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 5: missed any of this, you've missed the opening question of are. 100 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 6: You ever worried you'll cook everything? 101 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,880 Speaker 3: It's done twenty five books. 102 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:39,039 Speaker 6: The Future with chefs you were worried you'll cook everything? 103 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 6: It was like, no, just warming up to get that 104 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 6: on the podcast. 105 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,800 Speaker 5: But we are it's been severed halfway through, given that 106 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 5: it was a comedy Erarors and I wasn't here button 107 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:53,280 Speaker 5: bush of Joel didn't have the premium zoom, so. 108 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 6: It got cut off half way. 109 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:56,760 Speaker 2: So yeah, he's got cut off halfway. Luckily we were 110 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,200 Speaker 2: able to get him back. But I mean it cut 111 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:00,320 Speaker 2: off at an unbelievable moment. He was in the middle 112 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,920 Speaker 2: of a story where he's totally naked in his kitchen. Yeah, 113 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:05,840 Speaker 2: he's tied a bow around his penis. Yeah, awaiting a 114 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:06,720 Speaker 2: female guest. 115 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,760 Speaker 6: Yeah, her birthday's doing a sexy dinner for her. 116 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 8: Yes. 117 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,400 Speaker 3: Anyway, Luckily we got him back, and here is the 118 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:12,200 Speaker 3: rest of that story. 119 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,320 Speaker 2: I believe where we left you, Jamie, though, it was 120 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:16,919 Speaker 2: actually quite an extraordinary moment. 121 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,719 Speaker 3: When we dropped out. You were in your kitchen. 122 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,320 Speaker 2: Everything's romantic, the lights, you've got chard a plane, you've 123 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 2: got a full bass in the oven. You're nude apart 124 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:30,159 Speaker 2: from a bow around you Johnson, Yeah. 125 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,240 Speaker 8: A red bow. Just to be specific, why was. 126 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,240 Speaker 3: This a bad idea? Because we get to the point where. 127 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:40,400 Speaker 7: You're okay, it's very frustrating. German efficiency basically was the problem. Yeah, 128 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,360 Speaker 7: there was, there was There was an element of pressure 129 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 7: created through a very good seal. So when I went 130 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:50,560 Speaker 7: to check on the fish, what I imagine was a perfect 131 00:05:51,000 --> 00:06:00,720 Speaker 7: laser shot of steam attacked by penis and and the 132 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 7: pain was for us men of let's just say, sort 133 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:11,839 Speaker 7: of a mid range penal size. You know, it was 134 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,080 Speaker 7: a kind of hard pain to explain because it was 135 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,839 Speaker 7: the worst pain in the world. Yet what happened was 136 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 7: one of the most beautiful things I ever saw. So 137 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,640 Speaker 7: it was kind of like a bitter sweet thing. 138 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,039 Speaker 3: What do you mean because it because it swelled up? 139 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:28,080 Speaker 8: Yeah, mate, what's your problem? 140 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 5: Like? 141 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:28,919 Speaker 6: Do you want me to. 142 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 7: Let me shot a steam on your pen what happens? 143 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,359 Speaker 7: Is it just going to sit there and go, oh, 144 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,800 Speaker 7: thank you, I'm just going to react. I'm not I'm 145 00:06:39,839 --> 00:06:42,920 Speaker 7: not going to react to that steam because I'm so strong. 146 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:46,360 Speaker 7: I've got a jacket on. Like, what's your problem when 147 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,560 Speaker 7: it's not rocket science? 148 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 2: So sorry, So you've got the steamed Johnson, which is 149 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:55,280 Speaker 2: now looking better than it's ever looked before because the 150 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:57,640 Speaker 2: size is so much bigger. So then do you fight 151 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:01,839 Speaker 2: through the pain and then still your date to show 152 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,720 Speaker 2: her you're new and proved Johnson. 153 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:07,320 Speaker 7: Which she turns up and I'm sat down on what 154 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:12,280 Speaker 7: was a very nice vintage leather seat with frozen, frozen 155 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:17,560 Speaker 7: green giant peas on my penis, and I was obviously 156 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,760 Speaker 7: very distressed. And She's like, what the bloody hell are 157 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:23,760 Speaker 7: you doing? And I told her she thought it was 158 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 7: I was stupid and ridiculous, but ultimately bringing it back 159 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:33,280 Speaker 7: to the book, yeah, it's all It's all about caring. 160 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:36,240 Speaker 7: And I had cared, I had tried, I had made 161 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:39,240 Speaker 7: the effort. So so what what I am telling you 162 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,960 Speaker 7: to do is go out and get the book because 163 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,480 Speaker 7: it will hold your hand through beautiful meals. But what 164 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,400 Speaker 7: I'm telling you not to do is what I did 165 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,760 Speaker 7: when I was your age, and that is cook a 166 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:52,440 Speaker 7: whole sea bass in a German oven, naked. Don't do it. 167 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,960 Speaker 7: It doesn't work, It's not worth it. There was small 168 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,680 Speaker 7: moments of pleasure that filled me with joy to a 169 00:07:57,760 --> 00:07:59,840 Speaker 7: level that I'd never experienced before because it looked like 170 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:00,840 Speaker 7: chaff for orange. 171 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,440 Speaker 8: But don't do it. 172 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:04,360 Speaker 9: Don't do it. 173 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:08,160 Speaker 8: Was that anyway, How are you going to transition that? 174 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,080 Speaker 8: I mean, you're a professional. 175 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,840 Speaker 7: How are you going to build a bridge from the 176 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:12,680 Speaker 7: ending of that story to the next bit? 177 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,240 Speaker 2: Well, you already did it. You linked it back to 178 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:18,040 Speaker 2: the book. You said, there's a meal for every single occasion. 179 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,360 Speaker 2: The only thing is, though, do not cook in the 180 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:22,640 Speaker 2: nude unless you have a particularly small penis, and then 181 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:23,440 Speaker 2: it can end up. 182 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:25,600 Speaker 3: Looking like a tender, sticky aubergine. 183 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:30,280 Speaker 7: I was just seeing the face of my Australian publisher 184 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,880 Speaker 7: who's just getting me to try and promote a beautiful 185 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,240 Speaker 7: book when it's but how did you get onto that story? 186 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:38,120 Speaker 8: I was just his fault. He's cooking for his girlfriend. 187 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,240 Speaker 3: It is my fault. It is my fault. 188 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:43,000 Speaker 2: But it's your fault that you have created another cooking 189 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,760 Speaker 2: book which puts all other cooking books to shame. It 190 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:48,920 Speaker 2: is called Together. I love the message behind it. Get 191 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:52,120 Speaker 2: that book now from any good bookstore. Purchase it now, 192 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:56,760 Speaker 2: Jamie Oliver's Together. You're a legend, mate. Thanks thanks mate, 193 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,080 Speaker 2: Take care cheers, Jamie. 194 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:00,000 Speaker 1: It's the hymm woody pot. 195 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:03,560 Speaker 2: I have a question for everyone listening. Thirteen one oh 196 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:07,000 Speaker 2: six fives and number what did you make a younger 197 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:11,800 Speaker 2: sibling believe. 198 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:12,200 Speaker 10: So? 199 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:15,560 Speaker 2: Obviously going for the outrageous things that you managed to 200 00:09:15,559 --> 00:09:15,880 Speaker 2: make a. 201 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:18,080 Speaker 6: Young taking vanilla call I reckon ones. 202 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:20,079 Speaker 3: Why the buddy hold, no, no, change it up a 203 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:20,400 Speaker 3: little bit. 204 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,079 Speaker 2: If you've got a boring example, give it to us. 205 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,320 Speaker 2: I've had a great example of this. Will We had 206 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:30,080 Speaker 2: a guy called the show who was talking about having 207 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:31,600 Speaker 2: a fight with his brother. 208 00:09:32,559 --> 00:09:33,200 Speaker 3: Have lis into this. 209 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:36,000 Speaker 11: Hollo brother asked me if I wanted to have a 210 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:38,400 Speaker 11: fight with him, went hitting with a roundhouse king and 211 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:40,160 Speaker 11: I broke his wrists around my chin. 212 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,439 Speaker 8: Oh my god. 213 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:45,680 Speaker 11: I had the nerve to tell him, Oh, no, don't worry, 214 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:47,839 Speaker 11: it was just my ankle, that pump. Don't tell mum. 215 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:53,240 Speaker 2: So he breaks his brother's arm and then manages to 216 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:55,520 Speaker 2: convince him that no, it wasn't his arm that broke, 217 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:56,960 Speaker 2: it was my leg. 218 00:09:57,240 --> 00:10:00,000 Speaker 3: Yes, that broke extraordinary. 219 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,840 Speaker 6: If it's an older sibling, you believe it. 220 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:02,840 Speaker 3: Of course you did it. 221 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,600 Speaker 6: You got the power up once. I think you've got 222 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:05,400 Speaker 6: that power once. 223 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:09,160 Speaker 5: Yeah, vince you your little sibling once. 224 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,000 Speaker 6: Then they start to get a bit wise to it. 225 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,160 Speaker 3: I was very gullible then. 226 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,840 Speaker 2: I was a middle child, so I had the benefit 227 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:17,079 Speaker 2: of both telling lies to my younger one, but then being. 228 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,160 Speaker 3: Told lies but my older ones. 229 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, my older brother used to tell me that he 230 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:25,080 Speaker 2: saw an AFL scout at the local Park and then 231 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:26,040 Speaker 2: I would go, you won't kidd me. 232 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:26,360 Speaker 9: I'm talking. 233 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,679 Speaker 2: I'm six years old, and I think I'm going to 234 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:30,160 Speaker 2: be recruited to the D's and you go the recruits there, 235 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,920 Speaker 2: and I'd go, bloody hell, get the ball, and I'd 236 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:34,240 Speaker 2: go and get the ball and I'd do snapshots from 237 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:36,640 Speaker 2: the boundary and then wait for it. I'd run four hundreds. 238 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,040 Speaker 2: It's a six year old. And then i'd get home 239 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,720 Speaker 2: be like I put in a great performance. And Tom 240 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,720 Speaker 2: was like, there was no recruit there. 241 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,680 Speaker 6: But on the other side, I love it is a 242 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:46,280 Speaker 6: six year old. 243 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,960 Speaker 5: You thought that he would just be watching you do 244 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,400 Speaker 5: snaps from there, and. 245 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,959 Speaker 2: I thought that, just like, I don't know, like put 246 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,439 Speaker 2: me in the juniors or something, and be like, when 247 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:57,120 Speaker 2: you're old enough, mate, you'll. 248 00:10:56,480 --> 00:11:00,600 Speaker 12: Play for We saw you doing those snaps years ago. 249 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,400 Speaker 2: I did as the middle child, though I had a 250 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:07,000 Speaker 2: younger sister as well, so I used to make her believes. 251 00:11:06,559 --> 00:11:09,320 Speaker 6: Just when you pissed in her sippy cup, that's. 252 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,320 Speaker 3: Just a random story that has nothing to do. 253 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,040 Speaker 6: I remember that. 254 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,280 Speaker 3: I'm glad you remember. 255 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:14,000 Speaker 8: No. 256 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:17,400 Speaker 3: I used to convince her that water bottle. 257 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,640 Speaker 6: That you took everywhere you filled it with urine. 258 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:21,240 Speaker 2: It's nothing to do with the topic. This isn't When 259 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:25,160 Speaker 2: did you piss in the bottle? What did you make 260 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,680 Speaker 2: a sibling believe? I used to make my younger sister 261 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:32,080 Speaker 2: believe that I could control bees, and then if she 262 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,880 Speaker 2: pissed me off, then I would get the bees to 263 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,000 Speaker 2: stinger and to really commit to the line, I used 264 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,719 Speaker 2: to collect dead bees you know this, and then I 265 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,319 Speaker 2: would scatter them around my bedroom and I would say 266 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,880 Speaker 2: to her, I asked them to die for me. 267 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,640 Speaker 6: Oh that is a little bit weird. 268 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:49,200 Speaker 3: Is totally sick. That's weird. She believed it, though, which 269 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:50,959 Speaker 3: is pretty well sacrificial style. 270 00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:54,360 Speaker 2: Anyway, we got we got el here l What did 271 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:57,559 Speaker 2: you tell your little brother is extreme? 272 00:11:58,520 --> 00:11:58,679 Speaker 13: There? 273 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,640 Speaker 5: Sorry, I just joined the conversation when when he was 274 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:06,280 Speaker 5: talking about insects sacrificing themselves for him, some real gypsum 275 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:07,360 Speaker 5: shit just got dropped. 276 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:12,360 Speaker 6: Anyway, where are you mate? Talkers to it for topic? 277 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:12,600 Speaker 14: Then? 278 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:17,400 Speaker 10: With my brother would have been about eight. He's got 279 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:21,160 Speaker 10: three older siblings, all girls, and we've convinced him that, 280 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,160 Speaker 10: just like us, he was going to get his period 281 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:23,600 Speaker 10: as well. 282 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:28,160 Speaker 3: Oh wow, so would he prepare for it? 283 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:28,439 Speaker 13: Oh? 284 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,920 Speaker 6: Man, he's not shoving a tampon it. 285 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,360 Speaker 3: I forgot my examples of this. Give us a call 286 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,880 Speaker 3: thirteen one oh sixty five. Why did you make a 287 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:43,440 Speaker 3: younger sibling believe? What did you make. 288 00:12:43,559 --> 00:12:46,800 Speaker 2: Your younger sibling believe? Give us a call on thirteen 289 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:51,080 Speaker 2: one oh six five. We've got Claudia here, Claudia, what 290 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,720 Speaker 2: did you make your younger sister believe? 291 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:57,760 Speaker 15: So, my young my older sister and myself made my 292 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:00,839 Speaker 15: younger sister believe that she was found in a garbage bed. 293 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,160 Speaker 9: Oh my god? 294 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:06,199 Speaker 15: Why, well, she seems like the Chloe kardashi in of 295 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,520 Speaker 15: our family. She was the one that looked very different 296 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:11,320 Speaker 15: and she was not like us who and so we 297 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,120 Speaker 15: made her believe our staundar in the garbage. 298 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,440 Speaker 5: But surely, but surely she's could have been like, you know, 299 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,480 Speaker 5: dropped there, you know, on your doorsteps, you know, Moses 300 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,680 Speaker 5: down the river Nile style, you know, is wrapped in 301 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,000 Speaker 5: swaddling cloth sort of a thing, rather than just found 302 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,160 Speaker 5: in a dumb stud like did she look like that? 303 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:27,720 Speaker 14: She doesn't. 304 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,839 Speaker 10: But it was the only way of just telling her 305 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:32,160 Speaker 10: that she was not from our family. 306 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,080 Speaker 6: No, I don't think it is the only way. 307 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,240 Speaker 12: I'm telling you that she is. 308 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:36,800 Speaker 3: It's the only way I feel. 309 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,559 Speaker 6: The need to do that. 310 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:40,960 Speaker 5: Like, my youngest brother had blonde hair, and we were 311 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,520 Speaker 5: obsessed with my brother and my brother Al and I 312 00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:47,480 Speaker 5: were obsessed with saying that he was well, yeah he was. 313 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,000 Speaker 6: He was a mistake, he was an accident. It was 314 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:49,600 Speaker 6: not from here. 315 00:13:49,679 --> 00:13:51,079 Speaker 3: You guys took that so far though. 316 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:54,040 Speaker 2: For a very very long time, I thought Will's youngest 317 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,679 Speaker 2: brother was an exchange student because you didn't treat him 318 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,360 Speaker 2: like a brother. I was like, something, he must have 319 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,920 Speaker 2: been brother, And I was like, what, he's over studies, welcome, 320 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,040 Speaker 2: this exchange has been here for years. 321 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,800 Speaker 12: That you came over. And I was like, oh, my 322 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,360 Speaker 12: other brother. 323 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,560 Speaker 6: And you were like you o the brother that was 324 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,520 Speaker 6: just the exchange. 325 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:15,720 Speaker 2: Eg, Katie, what did you tell your little sister? 326 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:20,040 Speaker 16: Yeah, I convinced my sister that she was a boy 327 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:23,880 Speaker 16: up until the age of about six. When she got 328 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:27,400 Speaker 16: to six years old, I told her that her Willie 329 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:27,880 Speaker 16: fell off. 330 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,520 Speaker 17: Oh good, I. 331 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:34,440 Speaker 16: Renamed her Frederick and to this day she's now twenty two. 332 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,040 Speaker 16: Her nickname is Phil Frederick. 333 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,600 Speaker 12: Oh my god. 334 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,280 Speaker 6: So she bought it. She was like, I definitely am 335 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:44,640 Speaker 6: a boy in my penis fell. 336 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:47,480 Speaker 14: Off yeah, yeah, yeah. 337 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:56,480 Speaker 18: Really, let's go to Amanda now tragic they're so mean 338 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,840 Speaker 18: an they Yeah, yeah, we've got Amanda here. 339 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,360 Speaker 6: Amanda. 340 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,640 Speaker 3: What did you tell your younger sister? 341 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:05,720 Speaker 14: Well, it was a combination between my two older sisters, 342 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:08,200 Speaker 14: and I would tell my younger sister she was the 343 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,840 Speaker 14: milkman's daughter because we were so dark and she was white. 344 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,920 Speaker 14: We'd like, no, you're the milkman's daughter. You just got 345 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,680 Speaker 14: dropped off with the milk and we ran with that 346 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:20,200 Speaker 14: forever and she still gets cut to this day. When 347 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,840 Speaker 14: we mentioned it, she's like, to stop it. 348 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,600 Speaker 6: The milkman's daughter. 349 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,280 Speaker 2: Was there a particular sexual chemistry between your mum and 350 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:27,720 Speaker 2: the milkman? 351 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,359 Speaker 3: By the way, like, is this a possibility? 352 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:30,640 Speaker 13: What? 353 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:31,240 Speaker 9: You never know? 354 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,280 Speaker 14: I'll put it out there. You know, everyone needs a 355 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:34,800 Speaker 14: bit of loven. 356 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just putting out there in the open right now. 357 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,040 Speaker 3: But you think your mom had sex with the milkman? 358 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,840 Speaker 1: Guys, it's the Rhythm Woody Podcast. 359 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:48,480 Speaker 3: When did you regret taking your kids to work? 360 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,880 Speaker 2: Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number if that 361 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:55,640 Speaker 2: was you, Because Kelly Clarkson definitely regretted taking her kids 362 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:59,760 Speaker 2: to work. She had a a list a guest in 363 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,360 Speaker 2: Ris Martin. Cole plays Chris Martin, and he was doing 364 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:07,800 Speaker 2: a beautiful acoustic of his song Yellow. And unfortunately her son, Remington, 365 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,680 Speaker 2: who I believe was named after a shaver. 366 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:16,520 Speaker 5: His name's not Remington Remington Shaver, I know, the shaver, 367 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:19,080 Speaker 5: but his product placements reach kids. 368 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it fair enough, good cash. 369 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,760 Speaker 6: I would name my kid Nike if it was worth 370 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:23,480 Speaker 6: a billion dollars. 371 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:26,680 Speaker 2: Here is Kelly Clarkson son Remington interrupted Chris Martin. 372 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,840 Speaker 9: And it was yellow. 373 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:35,360 Speaker 6: So then I took my so. 374 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,840 Speaker 2: So yeah, as I said, she would have regretted taking 375 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,120 Speaker 2: the kids to work thirteen. 376 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:48,440 Speaker 5: When I would kill to be serenaded by Chris Martin 377 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,680 Speaker 5: with a song. 378 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,360 Speaker 6: From from Parachutes from that first record. Oh yes, you 379 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,840 Speaker 6: know that's big for a lot of people. 380 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,880 Speaker 3: That's once in the last time basically just spat in 381 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:56,320 Speaker 3: his face. 382 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:01,080 Speaker 2: Anyway, we've got Dave was giving us a ring on 383 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,080 Speaker 2: thirteen one sixty five. Dave, are you went to work 384 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:04,680 Speaker 2: with your dad? 385 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:05,720 Speaker 19: Yeah? 386 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:09,080 Speaker 20: So my dad was a plant mechanic, like, he worked 387 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,200 Speaker 20: on heavy machinery. So it brought me and my brother 388 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,520 Speaker 20: to work. Yeah, and I was I was probably eleven. 389 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,000 Speaker 20: I think my brother was probably twelve, maybe a bit younger. 390 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:16,800 Speaker 9: A yeah. 391 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,199 Speaker 20: He taught us how to drive the forkliff. So we 392 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:22,600 Speaker 20: both were going around and dad left us alone, which 393 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,680 Speaker 20: you think about it now, I think it was buddy crazy. 394 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,560 Speaker 6: He left you alone driving forkliffs. 395 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:33,399 Speaker 20: Yeah, I think I was eleven and my brother was twelve. 396 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,879 Speaker 6: Yeah, right, gee whiz. 397 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,440 Speaker 20: We'll come real close to each other. This one time 398 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,120 Speaker 20: we just went borm and we hit each other like hard, 399 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:43,240 Speaker 20: and it was it was I was crapping my pants 400 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,679 Speaker 20: and tell my dad. But we told him and it 401 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,359 Speaker 20: was a big chunk taken out of the time. 402 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:50,120 Speaker 6: So that was pretty actic's call Dad. 403 00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:53,600 Speaker 5: I've got Daisy, who's nine? Hey Daisy, how are you now? 404 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,400 Speaker 5: What happened when your mom took you to work? 405 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,000 Speaker 19: I was in a rock. 406 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:05,080 Speaker 21: High stake keeper feel like playing on the sign. 407 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:12,760 Speaker 22: And she got angry, got her, got her great stuff, Daisy. 408 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:19,320 Speaker 22: Thanks Daisy, Okay, sorry, I'm not love that she called 409 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:19,560 Speaker 22: the show. 410 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,119 Speaker 3: I love that she called the show. What did you do? 411 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:28,240 Speaker 12: What did you suppose? Our righteous story with a nine 412 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:28,959 Speaker 12: year old across? 413 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:29,359 Speaker 3: What did you do? 414 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:29,720 Speaker 13: You know? 415 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,040 Speaker 18: It was? 416 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,480 Speaker 6: You know, where is grambling? When we put it? When 417 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,680 Speaker 6: you put an unintelligible nine year old. 418 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,360 Speaker 12: Oh, I don't know what did. 419 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,720 Speaker 6: She played with the keyboarding. 420 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,040 Speaker 3: Let's go to Katherine, who I think is an adult. 421 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:46,600 Speaker 3: Hi Katherine, Hi, how are you? 422 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:46,919 Speaker 14: Oh? 423 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:51,879 Speaker 3: Thank goodness, Catherine. You went to work with your dad? 424 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,440 Speaker 10: Yes, I remember visiting my dad when I was about 425 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:58,679 Speaker 10: five or six and he was a manager at a 426 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,440 Speaker 10: major thank you the city. 427 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,440 Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 428 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,280 Speaker 10: And I remember pushing a button that looked really interesting 429 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,119 Speaker 10: next to his phone, and my dad's face went pale 430 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,840 Speaker 10: and I'd managed to set off the silent alarm that 431 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,480 Speaker 10: alerted the police and the emergency services that the bank 432 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:13,240 Speaker 10: was being robbed. 433 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,280 Speaker 3: They will come, Catherine. 434 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:18,160 Speaker 5: No, Dad. 435 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,480 Speaker 10: I just spoke to my dad and he said I 436 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:22,760 Speaker 10: had thirty seconds to ring and give a password and 437 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:27,679 Speaker 10: tell the entire police force that the major bank in 438 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,720 Speaker 10: the city with fine them that they went being robbed. 439 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:33,760 Speaker 6: Wow. Wow, Wait do you remember the password? 440 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,800 Speaker 10: I remember being ushered out of there pretty quickly by 441 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:39,160 Speaker 10: my mum. 442 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:44,320 Speaker 2: Though, Yeah, I can't believe there's a button really that 443 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,679 Speaker 2: is like in the movies, there's a panic button. 444 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:46,960 Speaker 9: Yeah. 445 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,520 Speaker 6: I think if you work at a bank, that makes 446 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,040 Speaker 6: total sense. 447 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,560 Speaker 3: We should get people to worrow to call the shower 448 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,439 Speaker 3: and just push the button. 449 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:52,119 Speaker 6: Which button? 450 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:52,959 Speaker 3: Just any button? 451 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:53,440 Speaker 9: Right? 452 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,600 Speaker 3: How you to workplace? You don't know what a button does? 453 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,880 Speaker 3: Push the button? No, that's not that. No, I think 454 00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,520 Speaker 3: we could go to the picture tomorrow. 455 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,679 Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast. 456 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,240 Speaker 6: We've got Kyle and Jackie O join. 457 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:12,040 Speaker 3: Us to see your boat, to see you two. Absolutely, 458 00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:12,560 Speaker 3: Hey you been. 459 00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:15,640 Speaker 9: Oh I've been better than Jackie has been. But why 460 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:19,960 Speaker 9: jack She's just done all the homeschooling and all that. 461 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:24,560 Speaker 4: She's back at school now. So we're all good doing 462 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:28,080 Speaker 4: doing breakfast radio. I miss out on a lot. I 463 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,920 Speaker 4: don't get to take her to school. I don't get 464 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:30,720 Speaker 4: any of that stuff. 465 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:34,960 Speaker 9: I tell you, they're not great things. 466 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,880 Speaker 1: It's not the it's not the most fun thing. 467 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,800 Speaker 9: But for me, I'm being the touch shop lady. 468 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:42,480 Speaker 4: You know the No, they don't do I don't think 469 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:45,320 Speaker 4: they do that. I think they already assigned people. It's 470 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,680 Speaker 4: not like when we were at school when mum used 471 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,480 Speaker 4: to come once a month into shop. 472 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,440 Speaker 3: It was always so embarrassing. 473 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,920 Speaker 4: Was behind No, it was the best day ever when 474 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,040 Speaker 4: your mom was behind the counter and touch shop. 475 00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:59,440 Speaker 1: You got all the free stuff for your friends. 476 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:00,720 Speaker 9: And I didn't. 477 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:01,879 Speaker 4: Didn't you know. 478 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:06,120 Speaker 9: Mam was cruel to me consistently she was. 479 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:07,320 Speaker 3: I was the same. 480 00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:09,720 Speaker 9: My mum would stop me getting the Junker, no special treatment. 481 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, gave me the killer Python. 482 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,920 Speaker 9: Oh my god. Because we had all that we had, 483 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,320 Speaker 9: like back in this eighties, this is before you guys 484 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:19,119 Speaker 9: are born. We had cream buns every and then we 485 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:23,240 Speaker 9: had the Clipburger. Get introduced the C. L. T. Chick 486 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,480 Speaker 9: and that was revolutionary. 487 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:36,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, right, be one of. 488 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,600 Speaker 9: Them, Jackie. 489 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:42,720 Speaker 4: When boys laugh really immature, it does laugh. 490 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,600 Speaker 9: Why don't you tell the boys about what happened when 491 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,240 Speaker 9: you're walking up the stairs the other night. 492 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:51,720 Speaker 4: Please, jack The thing is is that I've been in 493 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,560 Speaker 4: relationships my whole life. 494 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,160 Speaker 9: We can't go back this fast. 495 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:59,040 Speaker 4: And in every pretty much my whole life, I have 496 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,400 Speaker 4: held in parts like for all these years, I've been 497 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,639 Speaker 4: holding them in. And then I said to Kyle, there 498 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,760 Speaker 4: must be a lot of pent top stuff going on, 499 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:11,960 Speaker 4: because I've walked up the stairs and every stairs. Wow, 500 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,679 Speaker 4: this is what it feels like when no one's around. 501 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,359 Speaker 1: And you can just fart. 502 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,840 Speaker 3: Was it was free? 503 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,640 Speaker 8: This is actually great by the top. 504 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,320 Speaker 9: And by the time she had the top, she had 505 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,600 Speaker 9: so much propulsion she almost levitated that. 506 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:33,800 Speaker 5: Figure out a song, got two very special guests on 507 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:34,320 Speaker 5: the show. 508 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:34,880 Speaker 9: You're on the. 509 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,320 Speaker 23: I'm got to talk about kids quickly because I know 510 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:42,720 Speaker 23: we were talking about you obviously got some childcare, et cetera, 511 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:46,880 Speaker 23: and you're obviously leaving the homeschooling stuff Kyle, kids at all. 512 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,639 Speaker 9: I'm open to having children. I've never really been really 513 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,680 Speaker 9: against it, but just never really been in my world. 514 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,159 Speaker 6: You know, I don't know about that. 515 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,680 Speaker 12: You have always been against it, but. 516 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,480 Speaker 9: Too selfish to have one. Like I was thought, maybe 517 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,160 Speaker 9: I'll have a kid one day, but it's never been 518 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,199 Speaker 9: the right time, has it? 519 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,159 Speaker 6: Have you? Have you got the right person to have 520 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:07,800 Speaker 6: the kids with them? 521 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,600 Speaker 9: I feel probably maybe? Yeah? What do you think? She's 522 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,000 Speaker 9: no good? 523 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,240 Speaker 6: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. 524 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,080 Speaker 3: Does she want kids? She wants kids? 525 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,920 Speaker 9: Yeah? Well she she definitely wants kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 526 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,159 Speaker 9: And I thought, oh, what's the word, Like, what am 527 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,840 Speaker 9: I going to do? Drop a dollar? That's it? 528 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,320 Speaker 6: But then you've got to look after something for twenty years. 529 00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:35,560 Speaker 9: Well, I think the unknown Fijian housekeeper will probably from love. 530 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,520 Speaker 3: Would you give your kids your cash? 531 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:37,720 Speaker 16: I know? 532 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,240 Speaker 2: Daniel Craig said recently that he wouldn't give his kids 533 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,280 Speaker 2: I found his money. 534 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:45,119 Speaker 4: We both are against that. We can't understand are keeping 535 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:45,720 Speaker 4: money from the. 536 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,480 Speaker 9: Really, what I want is a chuck bass like a. 537 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,120 Speaker 6: Yeah, and I want to Blair wall off. 538 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:57,879 Speaker 4: That's making no, no, not at all. Actually it's funny 539 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:02,560 Speaker 4: because the I find with my daughter, the she knows 540 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:06,920 Speaker 4: that you know, I do have money and she has. 541 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,119 Speaker 1: She doesn't want things. 542 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,720 Speaker 3: It doesn't worked in the. 543 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:13,520 Speaker 6: Reverse, so she doesn't want to come across as spoiled exactly. 544 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:17,080 Speaker 4: So I know my biggest fault as a mum is 545 00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:20,960 Speaker 4: spoiling her because if she wants like a dress, I'll 546 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,920 Speaker 4: go out and get the dress for her, but she's 547 00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:25,200 Speaker 4: it's now worked in reverse where she's like, no, Mum, 548 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,160 Speaker 4: I don't I don't want that. That's too expensive. 549 00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:29,920 Speaker 3: She'll say no to amazing. 550 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,800 Speaker 9: Write a book for other parents so they can get 551 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:32,480 Speaker 9: kids like that. 552 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:36,320 Speaker 4: It's almost like if you know when they say if 553 00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:38,320 Speaker 4: you don't go on a diet and you feel like 554 00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:41,360 Speaker 4: you can eat whatever you want, eventually you won't overeat 555 00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:42,520 Speaker 4: and you won't it's not a. 556 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:48,359 Speaker 9: Very good saying because it's. 557 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,560 Speaker 4: Like that is like she knows. She in her mind, 558 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,440 Speaker 4: she knows. Oh, I could get that, but I don't 559 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:51,920 Speaker 4: want to be spoiled. 560 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,000 Speaker 5: And the lesson that you learn yourself is much stronger 561 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:57,760 Speaker 5: than the lesson that somebody else imposes on. So she 562 00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,520 Speaker 5: has and she's quite thrifty. 563 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,240 Speaker 9: I've drifted off because that sounded too deep for me. 564 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:06,680 Speaker 12: To have kids. 565 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,240 Speaker 9: So this is you know, maybe I might be I 566 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,760 Speaker 9: might just be shooting dust out here. 567 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,280 Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you've never had the full scope. 568 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,639 Speaker 9: Well, they've given me the little jar to do it 569 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:18,680 Speaker 9: or whatever. 570 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:22,359 Speaker 3: They yeah, that's the medical term. Yeah, but then they said, 571 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,280 Speaker 3: they said, you've got. 572 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,439 Speaker 9: To put it in your undies and rush into the clinic. 573 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,240 Speaker 4: Yes, you should be doing it, mean in your or 574 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,280 Speaker 4: you need to keep it, you need to keep it warm, 575 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:31,600 Speaker 4: and you. 576 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,199 Speaker 9: Need to keep it. But I'm not doing that. So 577 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,200 Speaker 9: I've got my little houseboy, Coffee John, and then Coffee 578 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,080 Speaker 9: John's going to put it in his undies. He's going 579 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:39,800 Speaker 9: to race him into. 580 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:54,400 Speaker 24: The city, my bosses, the Sandland scene. 581 00:25:54,480 --> 00:26:02,000 Speaker 6: It's been a pleasure, guys. 582 00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,359 Speaker 4: Guys, it's good to see you. 583 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:01,480 Speaker 5: Thanks on this. 584 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:05,840 Speaker 9: Thanks for having that last time ever, no doubt. 585 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:09,439 Speaker 5: It's The Woody Podcast is a girlfriend's birthday, Mimi, it 586 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,320 Speaker 5: was her birthday. 587 00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:12,800 Speaker 6: First thing you did wrong or not wrong? 588 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,400 Speaker 5: Look, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, 589 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,399 Speaker 5: one of my favorite sayings. 590 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,760 Speaker 6: All your intentions were brilliant. 591 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,240 Speaker 3: Yes, give my girl a very special day. 592 00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:21,960 Speaker 6: You were the wrong man for that job I had, 593 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:22,760 Speaker 6: dare you you were. 594 00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:25,640 Speaker 5: Now let's go through it because you started off because 595 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:26,879 Speaker 5: she loves Alice in Wonderland. 596 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,600 Speaker 6: So what you did? You got the mad Hatter's outfit. 597 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,440 Speaker 3: Yes, a great idea that's created. 598 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,560 Speaker 5: It was a good idea. Absolutely, the road to hell 599 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,920 Speaker 5: paved with good intentions. Well, stick with the ideas being good. 600 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,000 Speaker 5: So the idea was good until you started looking like 601 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,800 Speaker 5: an orange head freak crossed with a gay pirate. 602 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:43,600 Speaker 3: Well that's the mad hatter. 603 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:44,520 Speaker 6: That is the mad Hatter. 604 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,480 Speaker 5: At the you did wake her up at five point 605 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,040 Speaker 5: thirty in the morning in that outfit and absolutely terrify her. 606 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,200 Speaker 3: I got too excited. 607 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,879 Speaker 2: Yeah, and I woke up at five Yeah, because I 608 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,119 Speaker 2: wanted to go and rehearse because I wanted to be 609 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,400 Speaker 2: the mad Hatter. And then yeah, obviously stormed in, work 610 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,440 Speaker 2: her up, and yes, get the crap out of it. 611 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,680 Speaker 5: But the other the most important part about the day 612 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,360 Speaker 5: woods there were lots of other things to come. 613 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,840 Speaker 6: There was the present that had to happen. 614 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,760 Speaker 5: There was the food that had to happen, and then 615 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,520 Speaker 5: well another little cookie was thrown in there somewhere your 616 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,480 Speaker 5: power went. Looked like it was going to be out 617 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:15,680 Speaker 5: for that evening. You and I live in the same 618 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,359 Speaker 5: so I got a text message. Now, the great thing 619 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,840 Speaker 5: about this for you guys listening is all the microphones 620 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,639 Speaker 5: and cameras are running an hour ago left on the show. 621 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,359 Speaker 5: He's got his food arriving, he's got his you know, 622 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,800 Speaker 5: everything's lined up a bit. And then in space about 623 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,320 Speaker 5: two or three minutes, starting with a phone call from 624 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,359 Speaker 5: the food delivery driver to tell him that she was 625 00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:34,040 Speaker 5: an hour early. 626 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,359 Speaker 3: Sorry, she's more than an hour. 627 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:41,679 Speaker 6: It really just descended into hell. 628 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,680 Speaker 5: So what I'm going to do is I'm going to 629 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,000 Speaker 5: play you this audio and you'll hear how close all 630 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,600 Speaker 5: of this was to the show actually starting. 631 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,720 Speaker 6: And then you'll hear us go live on air. 632 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,080 Speaker 5: You'll hear the song intro, and then you'll hear that 633 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:55,439 Speaker 5: the cracks inescapably arrived on air as. 634 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,880 Speaker 12: Well as everybody got to hear how much of a tragedy. 635 00:27:58,880 --> 00:27:59,400 Speaker 6: It was here. 636 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,399 Speaker 3: It is on Yeah, there you go take the photo 637 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:03,000 Speaker 3: over it at the front. 638 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:03,240 Speaker 9: There. 639 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:05,840 Speaker 6: She just dumped it. 640 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:07,000 Speaker 18: What is it? 641 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:07,879 Speaker 3: You gotta complain it? 642 00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:11,080 Speaker 6: Puts it hot food and cold food. Where's Mimy? 643 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,240 Speaker 3: Do you get her a gift? 644 00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:14,520 Speaker 8: No, well he's the gifts. 645 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:20,480 Speaker 3: Oh no, it hasn't arrived. 646 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,440 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 647 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,800 Speaker 6: Good after night everyone in twilling morning. Now, look we're 648 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,080 Speaker 6: going to Straight's easiest. I just come uncomfy questions. You 649 00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:29,440 Speaker 6: have to come before we get to it. 650 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:33,119 Speaker 3: Woods, you've had the worst day, bring it up on it. 651 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,080 Speaker 6: Let's talk about it. Because it is your birthday. 652 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,960 Speaker 5: You go, friend, Mimy's birthday, twenty seventh birthday. 653 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,480 Speaker 6: Birthday, and happy birthday to you. 654 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, now are you supposed to be a special day? 655 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,120 Speaker 2: And I've just had a phone call from Chrisintha from 656 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:48,120 Speaker 2: her buddy, and she's going, I'm in with your phone 657 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:52,240 Speaker 2: and I was like Christina, and she goes, well, I'll 658 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:56,800 Speaker 2: leave it here and take a photo of it, and 659 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,040 Speaker 2: your powers out as well. 660 00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:03,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, my powers out sweating. 661 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,200 Speaker 5: So Mimi for her birthday is going to be sitting 662 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:09,960 Speaker 5: in pitch dark, in pitch black, eating soggy. 663 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:15,480 Speaker 3: Food with a gay pi, What a nice what a 664 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:16,160 Speaker 3: lucky girl? 665 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:22,400 Speaker 5: Oh wow, that was great fun, great bitch. I really 666 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,800 Speaker 5: enjoyed that. I really enjoyed that. And and look, just 667 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,360 Speaker 5: by the fact that everything went really badly than woods, 668 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,040 Speaker 5: it looks as if things actually turned out quite well. 669 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,840 Speaker 3: Yes, so, yes, so much. Yeah power was that, as 670 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:33,920 Speaker 3: you said, But that was that. 671 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,959 Speaker 2: I leaned into that couple of candles, nice beautiful, very 672 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,520 Speaker 2: very romant. And then the food, well, the food actually 673 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:41,320 Speaker 2: survived quite well. 674 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,680 Speaker 5: All that to one Sidi, though, I'm talking about the 675 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,480 Speaker 5: fact that you're hiding a massive hickey with a band 676 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:46,400 Speaker 5: aid on your neck? 677 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,480 Speaker 3: Who told you? 678 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:48,400 Speaker 14: You? 679 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,600 Speaker 3: Did not pick up on that? Who told him? 680 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:52,120 Speaker 13: So? 681 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,680 Speaker 6: Things obviously went well given the size of the given 682 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,040 Speaker 6: the size, and we have a look at it. 683 00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:01,200 Speaker 3: This is such a who told you? I'm not going 684 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:01,720 Speaker 3: to show you. 685 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,040 Speaker 5: We were filming something at the start of the day 686 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,200 Speaker 5: and you rocked up with a giant band aid on 687 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:11,040 Speaker 5: on your neck after a birthday dinner. I was gonna 688 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,000 Speaker 5: ask questions, let's. 689 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:13,480 Speaker 9: Look at it. 690 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:14,760 Speaker 3: The mad had I got a little bit. 691 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:20,040 Speaker 6: Oh wow, that is a shine. 692 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:26,280 Speaker 4: I'm su confy thatman, you know, it's. 693 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:30,440 Speaker 19: Wow. 694 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,880 Speaker 3: I was dressed fully as the mad Hatter as well when. 695 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,360 Speaker 2: You got the higgy Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, that 696 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,520 Speaker 2: wasn't even me, but yes, look I was stressed fully 697 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,280 Speaker 2: as the mad Hatter and then yeah it was obviously 698 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,800 Speaker 2: the candles went well and she took the mad headed 699 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:43,320 Speaker 2: to the bedroom. 700 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,840 Speaker 5: She took the mad head of the bedroom. Nice else 701 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,120 Speaker 5: went down the wonder wonder Hold. 702 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,920 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's the Willam Woody podcast. 703 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,520 Speaker 3: Are you like me? And do you hate a nickname 704 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:55,320 Speaker 3: you've been given? 705 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,080 Speaker 1: Don't call it. 706 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,320 Speaker 3: Brad leg Oh maybe the opener? 707 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,760 Speaker 6: Yeah, I jucked it. Jumped in there with the audio producer. 708 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:08,640 Speaker 3: Tim during the song well done thirteen ratty legs. I 709 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,520 Speaker 3: actually don't I give you the I'd. 710 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:14,320 Speaker 5: Call them dental fluss legs, but they're probably more analogous 711 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,040 Speaker 5: to dental floss after you've used them. 712 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,080 Speaker 3: And they're a bit skanky because of the hair on 713 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:19,520 Speaker 3: my legs. 714 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,840 Speaker 6: No, just just scank legs. 715 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:28,040 Speaker 2: Oh oh oh, And my point is, sorry before I 716 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:29,920 Speaker 2: go to Lisa, my point is, but. 717 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,400 Speaker 6: The more it burns you. 718 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,000 Speaker 2: So much, and the more you show that it burns you, 719 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,160 Speaker 2: the more people enjoy it. 720 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,680 Speaker 3: Because the whole team joins in. Everyone joins in everything 721 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,520 Speaker 3: you produce around a leash. She's got me ready, boy, 722 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,040 Speaker 3: I know she is. She looks nice on the outside, 723 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,920 Speaker 3: but she will get you. She'll go for your jogular. 724 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,440 Speaker 3: Let's go to Lisa here thirty one oh sixty five. Lisa, 725 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:47,400 Speaker 3: what's the name? 726 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:47,800 Speaker 6: You hate? 727 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:48,320 Speaker 3: Being called? 728 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,000 Speaker 10: Bolder? 729 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:51,600 Speaker 3: Shoulder? 730 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,040 Speaker 10: Bolder? 731 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:54,160 Speaker 6: Shoulder? 732 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:55,960 Speaker 10: Bolder with a beam? 733 00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:01,640 Speaker 6: I was going to ask for if I could buy it? What? 734 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:05,160 Speaker 6: What did you? Why did you get called bolder? Lisa? 735 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:10,040 Speaker 25: I used to play soccer and what what happen is 736 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,440 Speaker 25: is that a bold people are over to get the ball, 737 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:16,520 Speaker 25: Oh yeah, and just like give them a bit of 738 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,320 Speaker 25: a shoulder charge. And everyone used to just call me boulder. 739 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,880 Speaker 6: What's what's wrong with that name? Well, you're a bit 740 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:23,560 Speaker 6: of a tough nush. 741 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:29,320 Speaker 21: I was a big girl and feel very very totally. 742 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,120 Speaker 5: Fair enough mate, if fair enough when you ever know 743 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,200 Speaker 5: what the insecurity is behind the Hey, thanks for the call. 744 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:36,400 Speaker 3: Lisa, Thank you apreciated. That's got a Greg here. Greg, 745 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,040 Speaker 3: You've got a nickname that you can't stand, mate. 746 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,880 Speaker 19: Mate, I absolutely detest this. But people think they're being 747 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:47,280 Speaker 19: you know, it's all kind and being friendly towards me. 748 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,680 Speaker 19: They call I'm a guy in my sixties and they 749 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,200 Speaker 19: call me Gregels. My name is Greg and I'm like, 750 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,240 Speaker 19: it just makes me bristle. 751 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,760 Speaker 13: I hate it. No, my mates found out about it, 752 00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,120 Speaker 13: and then if they want to wind me up, they 753 00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,320 Speaker 13: call me Gregels. I hate it. 754 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:02,240 Speaker 6: Greggs. 755 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:04,640 Speaker 3: Have I missed a step here? 756 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:04,840 Speaker 14: Like? 757 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,480 Speaker 3: Who who was Gregels? Or what do they call you? Gregels? 758 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,920 Speaker 13: My name is, My name is Greg. 759 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,680 Speaker 3: We're trying to get We're trying to get what's the 760 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:17,880 Speaker 3: jump to Gregls? 761 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:22,320 Speaker 13: I don't know. Some of the some of the my 762 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:26,040 Speaker 13: female work colleagues just started calling me that white name. 763 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:31,320 Speaker 6: It's an old c little because you are you a 764 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,160 Speaker 6: bit cute? Are you a bit cute? Th Gregels? 765 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,040 Speaker 13: Oh yeah right, Greg. 766 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:43,600 Speaker 14: Fell. 767 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:48,080 Speaker 6: Didn't if you didn't, they're coming. Yeah, it's great. 768 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:56,239 Speaker 2: Holy, this is a nickname that your parents call you. 769 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,800 Speaker 21: Yeah, they call me. They named me after a dip 770 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:04,440 Speaker 21: dip dip, so they called me GUAC for short, but 771 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:13,480 Speaker 21: it's short for holy, schmoly, guock molly, and so guoc. 772 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,080 Speaker 17: Has just stuck. 773 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,719 Speaker 10: And I'm now in my thirties. 774 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,280 Speaker 21: But that's kind of embarrassing to being called after a dip. 775 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,680 Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Holy, I actually. 776 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,640 Speaker 21: Just thought of an even worse one that I used 777 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:25,120 Speaker 21: to get called. 778 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:28,040 Speaker 5: If you wanted to hear it, Yeah, no, sure, it's 779 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,560 Speaker 5: as good as holysh moly guacamole. 780 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,200 Speaker 13: I mean we made a context. 781 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:35,000 Speaker 21: I am blonde, have rather large chest and a big kirby. 782 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,560 Speaker 21: My friends used to call me the human block doll because. 783 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,479 Speaker 10: I had a big mouse, big guys and big boob. 784 00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:44,959 Speaker 3: Gee wow, wiz, that's that's a wild one. 785 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,680 Speaker 6: Polishly guacamole. 786 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:48,920 Speaker 12: Let's go to Jasy. 787 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,200 Speaker 6: I'm so glad we took that second. 788 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:56,520 Speaker 5: Nicknames talking about nicknames you can't shake and you don't like. 789 00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,040 Speaker 6: That's why you pull the coller down after what they've 790 00:34:59,080 --> 00:34:59,600 Speaker 6: called up for. 791 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,560 Speaker 5: Guys, anyone came to get in on radio, pull the 792 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,600 Speaker 5: faded down when they've finished the story that's been vetted. 793 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:09,520 Speaker 5: So that's kind of Darcy one six five Darcy. 794 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:10,520 Speaker 6: What's the name you can't shake? 795 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:11,040 Speaker 13: Oh? 796 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,080 Speaker 20: I get a ladle's look. 797 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,880 Speaker 17: When I was younger, I was unfortunate to have a 798 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:18,200 Speaker 17: bit of a juicy bottom. My brother and his friends 799 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,080 Speaker 17: came up with the great idea to rine it with 800 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,840 Speaker 17: my name, And now I'm with the gass Darce and 801 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:25,360 Speaker 17: I have been hurt. 802 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,440 Speaker 1: It's the Villa and Woody podcast. 803 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,600 Speaker 6: Right now, we are taking a course that I want 804 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,080 Speaker 6: a six y five. What is the tastiest part. 805 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:38,400 Speaker 12: Of the male body? Could be the back? 806 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:43,040 Speaker 6: Actually could be the back a man's back, I think, 807 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,960 Speaker 6: and arguably the tastiest part of a man. 808 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:49,440 Speaker 3: Love Island season one's winner, Grant Crap, Yes, put a 809 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,719 Speaker 3: lot of work into he's famously had a great back. 810 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,759 Speaker 2: No, famously didn't have a good back, but he just 811 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,439 Speaker 2: put the work in and he followed the Jen Andes 812 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,520 Speaker 2: Instagram and you know, I tipped my hat to Grant. 813 00:35:59,520 --> 00:35:59,640 Speaker 13: Now. 814 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,120 Speaker 5: The reason we're talking about this, of course, is because 815 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:08,080 Speaker 5: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge has exposed his bicep whilst 816 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,880 Speaker 5: getting a COVID jab thing his bicep. 817 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:11,640 Speaker 6: But have a title. 818 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:16,640 Speaker 3: No, okay, that's probably fair. It's ridiculous. 819 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:17,160 Speaker 12: No, no that's not. 820 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:18,319 Speaker 6: I'm glad you shut me down. 821 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:18,800 Speaker 3: Ridiculous. 822 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,160 Speaker 6: No, that's good, that's good. 823 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:23,080 Speaker 5: We don't need to add or anything online radio. 824 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:28,200 Speaker 2: I mean, Molly on Molly, what is the tastiest part 825 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:28,680 Speaker 2: of a man? 826 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:30,560 Speaker 25: Before arm? 827 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,000 Speaker 6: We're talking about this before actually? 828 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:33,520 Speaker 14: Yeah? 829 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:38,360 Speaker 6: Is our junior producer Anles, Yeah? 830 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,400 Speaker 3: Is it the veins? On a forearm, Molly, that you 831 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:40,879 Speaker 3: like before? 832 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,840 Speaker 25: It's just the veins and they like so strong with you. 833 00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:48,800 Speaker 5: Yeaeah, so our junior analyse let out an audible groan 834 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,879 Speaker 5: before when we mentioned veins on a forearm. 835 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:52,399 Speaker 16: Yeah. 836 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:56,239 Speaker 3: No, I was talking to Molly before and I was like, yes, like. 837 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,440 Speaker 12: That she whiz. 838 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,600 Speaker 5: You guys had a bit of a time Molly. Did 839 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,080 Speaker 5: you have a bit of a time with Anealse off 840 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:04,759 Speaker 5: the air there? You guys really got around each other. 841 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,360 Speaker 10: Yes, Oh my god. 842 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,880 Speaker 12: To be a fly on the wall for that conversation. 843 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:10,799 Speaker 3: We'll give you back. 844 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:18,280 Speaker 12: Veins. What's your what's your favorite part of the male body, Carolyn? 845 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,920 Speaker 18: Yeah? 846 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,520 Speaker 8: Hands? 847 00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:24,960 Speaker 3: What about a hand, Caroline? What makes a great hand? 848 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:30,359 Speaker 11: I like food, skin and a bit of hair, dark 849 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,520 Speaker 11: hair on the hands. 850 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,600 Speaker 6: Yeah, a bit of dark, a little bit of Ricky 851 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:34,240 Speaker 6: Ponting hands. 852 00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:35,759 Speaker 17: Do you I don't know. 853 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,160 Speaker 12: I haven't hands had fairy hands? 854 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,560 Speaker 3: Google them. Well, you've got a pretty and fairy risks. 855 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,440 Speaker 2: You've got some fairy knuckles there, yeah, which is pretty sexy. 856 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:51,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't it. You're very hairy everywhere apart from I'm 857 00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:53,359 Speaker 3: a hairy man from your head. 858 00:37:53,880 --> 00:38:03,399 Speaker 5: Let's go to Tara now, that was a passing blow. 859 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,560 Speaker 3: You down, you dog you down? 860 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,160 Speaker 6: What did you come for me there? 861 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,800 Speaker 12: I don't know, because you've got ready legs. 862 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,880 Speaker 5: That's why you wouldn't be able. 863 00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:12,480 Speaker 12: To mate me down, not with those legs. I'll tell 864 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:17,360 Speaker 12: you what you're try and then snap, let's go to Tara. 865 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:21,080 Speaker 12: Sorry rat legs, he was piping up, Tara? 866 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:21,600 Speaker 9: What have you? 867 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:25,000 Speaker 12: What's the taste? Is part of a man and the 868 00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:26,880 Speaker 12: arm pit or the arm. 869 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:29,440 Speaker 3: Like like a hairy arm pit. 870 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:34,200 Speaker 15: Tara, It would be better. It smells better if it's terrier. 871 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:38,040 Speaker 6: But yeah, you're in why why? Sorry, that's this is 872 00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:38,680 Speaker 6: left field. 873 00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:40,239 Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever heard of women say they 874 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,920 Speaker 5: found a man's arm bit attractive. 875 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:42,760 Speaker 9: What is it about it? 876 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:43,200 Speaker 19: It is? 877 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,640 Speaker 10: It smells really good. 878 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:49,520 Speaker 2: I think you're joking, like before after deodorant, Like do 879 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,440 Speaker 2: you like to after after a man puts on deyoda? 880 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,680 Speaker 3: You like to get in there? Or just like a 881 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:53,399 Speaker 3: natural pit? 882 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:55,120 Speaker 14: No? 883 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:56,360 Speaker 25: Natural better? 884 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:57,399 Speaker 8: Yeah? 885 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:57,680 Speaker 6: Right? 886 00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:58,160 Speaker 9: That is? 887 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:03,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's yeah, that's creepy, shocking. I don't know, that's awful. 888 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:07,240 Speaker 6: Cal I really brought down the vibe down the vibe 889 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:08,040 Speaker 6: having a. 890 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:20,320 Speaker 5: Job you over there, caterpillar, Calves, go five Holly, Yes, 891 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:24,640 Speaker 5: I love licking my boyfriend's neck and when it's sweaty, 892 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:29,000 Speaker 5: especially Jesus, where's the thermostat just got turned out? 893 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,319 Speaker 12: Yeah, we're all worried. 894 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,000 Speaker 5: When you said I love looking my boyfriends and then 895 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,040 Speaker 5: there was a there was a genuine silence that took 896 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,440 Speaker 5: over the studio. It was Charles's finger hovered over the 897 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:43,040 Speaker 5: dumb button. Uh, you lick his neck when he's sweats He's. 898 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,839 Speaker 15: An operas, so it comes home all sweaty and it's just. 899 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:48,520 Speaker 3: Oh Jesus Christ. 900 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:58,400 Speaker 5: J p JJ writing yep so boy 901 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:03,560 Speaker 15: Wow yeah, wow