Speaker 1: This is is it just.
Speaker 2: Hosted a black couple of mitches. Yeah, yourself for the
Speaker 2: rude shocks of young adulthoodier and kind of fun.
Speaker 1: Just you, you feelthy unhinged bitch.
Speaker 2: Is Michu and Mitchell coups? Hello you?
Speaker 3: Hello you?
Speaker 1: What's happening?
Speaker 2: Welcome back? Not much much, not much?
Speaker 1: How you feeling.
Speaker 2: I'm all right, I've been better. Yeah, I'm good. How
Speaker 2: are you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Mentally I'm fine. I've just bloody sore at the moment,
Speaker 1: I've got a stiff neck.
Speaker 2: Oh, sw and stiff in the same sense as my
Speaker 2: mind goes somewhere else.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling very stiff today.
Speaker 2: Because you're looking at Why why you sore?
Speaker 1: Pilate's probably yeah. I also haven't been Toikaro in a while.
Speaker 1: I swear sometimes I feel like I might be a
Speaker 1: scam because they readjust you. But then you need it more,
Speaker 1: so you have to keep going back.
Speaker 2: What's Cairo?
Speaker 1: Oh? You know, like you see the tiktoks, so people
Speaker 1: get their neck and their back cracked, all that stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh chiropractor, Yeah, you get caught church thing.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I thought like Cairo was like a thing you did
Speaker 2: on Friday nights or something.
Speaker 1: No, that's quiet. Oh WHI yeah, jumble the letters a bit.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's.
Speaker 2: Something Cairo, like a Christian people do Cairo or something.
Speaker 1: Maybe they do. I don't know who know kiro for everyone.
Speaker 2: You're okay, I didn't know you went to a cat
Speaker 2: a chiropractor.
Speaker 1: Oh I love it. It's kind of addictive because right
Speaker 1: now I'm just craving a good crack.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I had so many innuendoes today. Yeah, I'm craving a
Speaker 1: good crack. It's like an itch that needs to be scratched.
Speaker 2: Where is it? Where's the crack?
Speaker 1: The neck, the back, the pussy and there?
Speaker 2: Of course? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you know what my Kira said to me the
Speaker 1: other day, Well, last time I saw him a month
Speaker 1: or so ago, he told me that it's going to
Speaker 1: recommend this podcast to his wife because apparently she has
Speaker 1: a long commute to Woollongong or something. And so he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: she loves what are their names, Tony and Ryan? I said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're friends of ours, and so he said he'd recommended that.
Speaker 1: It's me. So hello Jack the chiropractice wife. If you're listening,
Speaker 1: missus crack is his name?
Speaker 3: Jack?
Speaker 2: Crack.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would be perfect imagine. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: shout out.
Speaker 2: And that's what happened. When I moved into my new place.
Speaker 2: The guy was like, oh, yes, so he's just sweat
Speaker 2: you to do the podcast. And I'd never mentioned it before,
Speaker 2: and I was like, yes, do the podcast.
Speaker 1: So he outed himself as a listener.
Speaker 2: Now his wife and his daughter loved the podcast. That's
Speaker 2: what came first, the wife or the daughter. I wonder
Speaker 2: who got.
Speaker 1: Well that the daughter probably has the TikTok Yeah, yeah, true,
Speaker 1: so she would have gotten the wife onto it. But
Speaker 1: speaking of which, we really should say Happy Mother's Day
Speaker 1: to all the mom's listening.
Speaker 2: Happy mother's day. Yeah, Happy mother's Day to our in
Speaker 2: house mother, price keeper Jenna, who.
Speaker 4: Is thank you.
Speaker 1: I have a real.
Speaker 2: Maternal energy, Jenna about you hardly, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: You'd be a great You're a great mum to Dune.
Speaker 1: What Connie, Bunny, Connie, I think if you had an
Speaker 1: actual child, it would walk all over you. I think
Speaker 1: you could stress.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that kid, it would run your life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it'd get the the cunning nature from its mother.
Speaker 1: So they'd be constantly scheming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, scheming, baby, definitely. Yeah, Yeah, it's good for conversation.
Speaker 2: Yeah you don't want to story, maybe well, Happy Mother's Day? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Happy mother Day of the mom's out there.
Speaker 1: The day that this episode comes out, Happy Mother's Day
Speaker 1: or after the fact. Hope you had to go with
Speaker 1: his Mother's Day. But if you didn't, I mean, as usual,
Speaker 1: we're here to try and make you feel at least
Speaker 1: three percent better today.
Speaker 2: Totally also loved those people who don't have mums. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Mother's Day can be really triggering when everyone's talking about
Speaker 2: how lovely Mother's Day is, so our thoughts are with
Speaker 2: you can be really tough for some people.
Speaker 1: You know, it can be a sad day for some.
Speaker 1: So we hope to make you feel three percent better
Speaker 1: four for those people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can get a four percent. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: guess what have you? Look? How I'm sitting in the
Speaker 2: studio my legs up? Did you notice?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is that significant?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, I'm kind of looks like I'm propositioning you, Jenitor.
Speaker 2: Perhaps it does.
Speaker 1: Actually it's not going to suck itself.
Speaker 2: Soon's Thursday night.
Speaker 1: It's for birthday.
Speaker 2: I had a massage done and I was just talking
Speaker 2: about but it wasn't a crack.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 2: It was a muscular massage and they were so busy
Speaker 2: and he's like, oh, my son can do it, and
Speaker 2: I'm like sure, and I'm like, that's it's not a problem.
Speaker 2: A problem.
Speaker 1: He's not on staff.
Speaker 2: No, he's not on staff. The son was there and
Speaker 2: he was on his iPad. He was an adult, like
Speaker 2: he was probably twelve year old. I probably would have
Speaker 2: loved that a little you know, tap dancing kid on
Speaker 2: my back. That would have been lovely. Gets in all
Speaker 2: the nooks and crannies and can really carate each other. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I guess that's all right. He had
Speaker 2: like a like a T shirt on that looked like
Speaker 2: a it was like a polo shirt. It kind of
Speaker 2: looked like he had a sports day like. It looked
Speaker 2: like he's oh yeah, maybe he's twelve, I think. And
Speaker 2: he was really sweet, but he was shocking.
Speaker 1: He's not good at massaging.
Speaker 2: He was not a massuse. I walk in and he goes,
Speaker 2: all right, so take off whatever you're comfortable with. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, whatever I'm comfortable with. If I had my say,
Speaker 2: I'd do this in a full gown. I don't want
Speaker 2: to be in front of you. So I'm all right,
Speaker 2: So I just strip off to my undies and I
Speaker 2: lie down with my face in the hole. And he
Speaker 2: comes up and goes, all right, where would you like
Speaker 2: me to start?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, you don't want to know, mate.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm like, well, you don't want me face down
Speaker 2: for that. I was like, just do whatever you want to.
Speaker 2: I trust you, but I want the head done and
Speaker 2: then the back the head.
Speaker 1: I love a head massage, oh like a scalp, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: isn't it for the hairdresser's.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you are missing out if you haven't
Speaker 2: got an actual head massage. They're amazing, brilliant.
Speaker 1: Honestly, because of my addiction to Cairo, I equate massages
Speaker 1: to the feeling of sexual frustration because I'm like, I mean, sure,
Speaker 1: this is great, but it's like they're edging me. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I just want to be cracked. They don't go tissue enough.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought you meant you wanted to be flipped.
Speaker 1: So it's the same feeling as sexual frustration, where you're like, oh, yes.
Speaker 2: So close, but still say god, got it, got it.
Speaker 2: That kind of keeps it fun, though, you know, I
Speaker 2: want to be cracked. Okay, jeez, I wanted to crack.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call Shorn crack your boyfriend crack.
Speaker 4: So maybe I could crack you.
Speaker 2: I cracked. No, I cracked my family.
Speaker 1: Oh so you put your hand up and offer to
Speaker 1: crack her, but not.
Speaker 2: I can crack you. Do you want to crack you?
Speaker 1: Can you actually crack people?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I can crack. Whereabout in the back, in the
Speaker 2: middle of the spine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll help.
Speaker 2: Should we try?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How are we going to? Okay, stand up?
Speaker 1: Okay, on the head foots, don't a line on the floor.
Speaker 2: No, no, this is this is a different crack. I
Speaker 2: have to It's a really intense hug. It's very intimate.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, ready, okay.
Speaker 2: Now face me.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is intimation. Now okay, so it's like
Speaker 1: a huge made it up in my hands.
Speaker 2: You just put your hands, okay, come here, yeah, relax. Okay,
Speaker 2: so breathe in and now shake it out. Okay, breathe in.
Speaker 2: Why my eyes closed? Okay, sorry, breathe in and out.
Speaker 2: It didn't work.
Speaker 1: He just lifted me up.
Speaker 2: I've never done that before. I was like, what the
Speaker 2: what's that?
Speaker 1: That was so awkward? I knew you were having me on,
Speaker 1: but I was like, you don't crack someone breast to
Speaker 1: breast track them from behind.
Speaker 2: If you ever see that footage ever goes anywhere you
Speaker 2: watch in my eyes, I'm like, what do I do now?
Speaker 1: I'm feeling very sexually frustrated.
Speaker 2: Anyway, listen, You're not gonna be frustrating in the show.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be fun. My massage was shitty and he
Speaker 2: poured hot oil on my back. Like long story shot,
Speaker 2: I have a third degree burn on my back.
Speaker 1: Did you eventually get the massage person you paid for?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: It was shocking.
Speaker 4: Did you get a refund?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: He poured boiling scolding oil on my back. Oh sorry,
Speaker 2: I've never used this before, And I'm like, well.
Speaker 1: Then why the fuck pour it on my nude back?
Speaker 2: So I've got third degree burns and it's broken out
Speaker 2: because it's like it's oil, and my back is pimply.
Speaker 2: It's awful. So I kind of have to sit up
Speaker 2: in a weird way.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am all right there. I'm that's mere.
Speaker 1: A Cairo would never just say no.
Speaker 2: They would never, by the way, because.
Speaker 1: It's Mother's Day, we're doing the top five TV mums
Speaker 1: later on ranking the best mum characters from TV.
Speaker 2: We really are, and there's so many mums out there
Speaker 2: on TV that formed like what I wanted in a mum,
Speaker 2: Like I thought these were my dream mums, these TV characters.
Speaker 1: But also some of them are funny characters because they're
Speaker 1: actually shocking mothers. So it's going to be hard. It's
Speaker 1: going to be interesting to see how we actually rank them.
Speaker 1: Do we reward them for their good mothering?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point actually, or are they a
Speaker 2: good mum because they're a terrible mum in great television?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I know it's gonna be tricky. Also, laundry hacks, Yes,
Speaker 1: I swear we didn't put this in there as some
Speaker 1: sort of sexist nod to Mother's Day. Laundry hacks, what's
Speaker 1: the women like? No, this is a follow on from
Speaker 1: last week. We said we were going to do it,
Speaker 1: so we're doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we did say, remember we had a meeting
Speaker 2: in January we said for Mother's Day, let's talk about laundry.
Speaker 1: What do mothers do?
Speaker 2: Laundry? No, it's a coincidence. If it's your first time listening, though,
Speaker 2: We start the show the same every week. Two. Is
Speaker 2: it just me something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 2: Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's mine? Is
Speaker 2: Mine's a TikTok that I saw that has blown me away.
Speaker 2: Something that we do every day, and we've done to
Speaker 2: each other, all three of us, And it could be
Speaker 2: every day. In deep trouble, we probably do it every day.
Speaker 2: Not to each other every day, Oh right, okay, but
Speaker 2: it's something that we do it. It's a daily occurrence,
Speaker 2: especially in this modern world, and it could get us,
Speaker 2: that could send us to prison, and it could make
Speaker 2: us bankrupt. Sorry, it's a grave warning.
Speaker 1: You better just go first, because I'm very curious about
Speaker 1: what the fuck you're talking.
Speaker 2: About, jumping to my agent?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Were you not aware that the banks read the description
Speaker 2: you put in bank transfers?
Speaker 1: They know, they know when they read them. When do
Speaker 1: they read them when they go through?
Speaker 4: No? But isn't it if you just want to take
Speaker 4: a loan or something.
Speaker 1: No, still applause the ball. If you're trying to get
Speaker 1: a home loan or any other line, they will probably
Speaker 1: look in depth. They don't put in the description drugs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hook up, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Prostitution cash. I saw this TikTok have listened to this.
Speaker 5: Do you know when you're sending money to a friend
Speaker 5: and you just kind of pop in a random transfer
Speaker 5: description for farm a'll Leie sent a quick thirty dollars
Speaker 5: to someone and got called in by the Economic and
Speaker 5: Trade sanctioned team at Saint George Bank. When you're trans
Speaker 5: sfaring someone money, if it includes certain words, it can
Speaker 5: set alarm bells off at banks, which leads to emails
Speaker 5: like this one that was sent to Ali. What was
Speaker 5: Arlie's transfer description? You might be wondering, Well, Ali was
Speaker 5: just sending birthday money to his nephew whose last name
Speaker 5: happens to be Muslim, so he puts Muslim b Day.
Speaker 5: According to experts, Arli's birthday message was probably flagged under
Speaker 5: something like the UN's Counter Terrorism Regime, so a really
Speaker 5: good birthday outcome. Defact has this big list of sanctioned
Speaker 5: individuals and the banks can look at those names. There
Speaker 5: are some people with the name Muslim on that list,
Speaker 5: but there are other names on the list that include
Speaker 5: some really common words like dad.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with the word dad?
Speaker 5: Father's day must be really busy at the banks.
Speaker 2: Thanks for lyne insane.
Speaker 1: I wonder what other trigger words there are. Yeah, I'd
Speaker 1: love to know, surely, just like gun, Yeah, that would
Speaker 1: raise the bell.
Speaker 2: Murder, Yeah, I'm assuming murder. Drugs definitely an yeah, Okaine,
Speaker 2: bag probably bag as well.
Speaker 1: True, although how doune would you have to be to
Speaker 1: actually put bag if you've bought a bag of cocaine
Speaker 1: or someone to put it into the description last night's bag?
Speaker 2: I know, but you'd never be stupid enough to do
Speaker 2: it if you were actually buying a bag. However, if
Speaker 2: someone transferred you from drinks, I would put bag as
Speaker 2: a joke, you know, yeah, and then and then they'll
Speaker 2: flag it as something real. But isn't it crazy that
Speaker 2: there's obviously an AI that just flags it when it's
Speaker 2: sent through automatically. It must read it, and then it
Speaker 2: sends alarm bells and she had a meeting with them
Speaker 2: over it.
Speaker 4: That's scary.
Speaker 1: It sounds a bit oversensitive that AI. Actually the word
Speaker 1: dad is a trigger? Why?
Speaker 2: What is this trauma? Is what trauma is the AI
Speaker 2: gone through?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I transferred jender a dollar and let's put a word
Speaker 2: in and see for triggers.
Speaker 1: How are you know if it triggers, So don't you
Speaker 1: need someone that works at a bank.
Speaker 2: I'll be investigated, they'll they'll be the Fraud Commission coming
Speaker 2: down on them.
Speaker 1: One dollar for assault rifle.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm not doing that. Do you have pay
Speaker 2: id Jenna?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, Oh, let's not fuck with that.
Speaker 2: I'll let the rec god show I would have sent
Speaker 2: jennat twelve dollars for beheading money? All right?
Speaker 1: Shall I hear you with my age?
Speaker 2: Yes? Go for it?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Do you not trust Wi Fi connectivity?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 1: Never will No. I'm not talking about like a laptop
Speaker 1: or you know, your TV for Internet browsing or streaming
Speaker 1: or whatever. I'm talking about devices that you need to
Speaker 1: connect to stuff through Bluetooth or Wi Fi whatever it
Speaker 1: may be. Yeah, it never fucking works for me.
Speaker 2: What do you mean explain that more?
Speaker 1: I got those sunnies that have the camera in them,
Speaker 1: the ray bands. I wasn't gonna name the brand, but sure, okay, okay, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: let's best merch them. I don't mind really, because they're
Speaker 1: fucked the ray band stories. It just will not connect
Speaker 1: and it keeps saying, oh reset try again, no device found,
Speaker 1: even though I'm doing. I'm following all the steps. I'm
Speaker 1: holding the switch down until the light blinks, blew all
Speaker 1: that fucking rubbish. Yeah, and it just won't work. And
Speaker 1: then I say to them, OI, it's not working, and
Speaker 1: they'll be like, that's weird. Have you tried these? Of course,
Speaker 1: I've tried the fucking trouble shooting steps. That's the first
Speaker 1: thing I did. I wouldn't be speaking to you if
Speaker 1: I hadn't tried it. Same deal with my air purifier.
Speaker 2: Oh is that a smart air Purifi?
Speaker 1: Well? No, evidently, But for the longest time, maybe a year.
Speaker 1: The first year I had it, I could control it
Speaker 1: with my phone. So if I was in bed and
Speaker 1: I looked up and I was just like, dust, I'll
Speaker 1: just grab my phone.
Speaker 2: What wait, So what do you mean by air purifier?
Speaker 2: It's like a machine that sucks the air in and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay airborne pollutants it's supposed to catch. It
Speaker 1: still works, but now I have to finger it like normal.
Speaker 1: The Wi Fi thing won't work, and it keeps telling
Speaker 1: me no device is detected. I'm like, it's right there,
Speaker 1: the light's blinking. What's happened?
Speaker 2: I feel like this is a very you issue. Just
Speaker 2: press the button. What's the problem, Well, just get up
Speaker 2: and press the button.
Speaker 1: I know, but it's given me the option, so I
Speaker 1: should be able to use it. That's the whole point
Speaker 1: of difference. Because there's the Brevel air purifier and then
Speaker 1: there's the Brevel Smart air purifier. The only point of
Speaker 1: difference is that you could connect to the stupid Brevel
Speaker 1: app and I can't even bloody do it.
Speaker 2: Yes, if it makes me feel like I'm try to
Speaker 2: teach my olma how to use Netflix, you should know better, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: You should be able to fix it.
Speaker 1: I've tried.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: It's actually not anything I'm doing wrong.
Speaker 2: I don't believe it.
Speaker 4: No, I've had similar problems with you Connie's home camera,
Speaker 4: you see that shit.
Speaker 1: I'm not bothering with a pet cam because it just
Speaker 1: won't work for me, I know it. Or it might
Speaker 1: work for a few months and then all of a
Speaker 1: sudden it drops out once and you can never reconnect
Speaker 1: it again.
Speaker 4: Now, okay for two weeks.
Speaker 2: And I'm with you. I actually think cheap, shitty products
Speaker 2: work better in some regards than the really expensive stuff.
Speaker 2: Like my PlayStation always loses connection with got a headset
Speaker 2: and my aarpods are stupid all the time. It costs
Speaker 2: hundreds of dollars. But then like the four dollar you
Speaker 2: know Bluetooth shower speaker that I from Alley Express. It's
Speaker 2: true and it gets rained on every day in the shower,
Speaker 2: and it's so consistent. It never dies.
Speaker 1: Do you know what has never let me down?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: I have one of those little Bluetooth clickers so that
Speaker 1: you can take photos on your phone from a distance.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and not have to use you know, self timer.
Speaker 1: I've had it for years and it came for free
Speaker 1: with a selfie sick and it's never failed.
Speaker 2: Yes, always work exactly right.
Speaker 1: But like actual products, like I just said, the fancy
Speaker 1: fucking expensive sunglasses with the camera on it, or the
Speaker 1: air purifire hundreds of bucks, they are fucked. They never work.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's why poor people are so happy they don't
Speaker 2: have to struggle with Wi Fi.
Speaker 1: Well no, that's why I'm unhappy, because I am poor
Speaker 1: and I can't affordered to replace it. I'm like, why
Speaker 1: did it stop working?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a real issue, to be honest. How many
Speaker 2: people listening to this podcast right now had Wi Fi issues?
Speaker 2: Will we cutting in and out was the bluetooth dying
Speaker 2: as we were giving that rant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone's listening to me rant about connectivity and then
Speaker 1: they here flat the worst sun in the world. No,
Speaker 1: who can do the best impression of airpod's going flat?
Speaker 2: That was really good.
Speaker 1: I think I won, maybe unbiased? Is it just me?
Speaker 2: That's enough of these two? Now let's hear and is
Speaker 2: it just you? Good time for? And is it just
Speaker 2: you something that you listening right now have noticed, hate
Speaker 2: or appreciate? You can send us a message on a
Speaker 2: couple of inches, on Insta or on Enduring Idiots and
Speaker 2: we'll get you on the podcast. Your chance to have
Speaker 2: anem of your arnt gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Who we got today, We've.
Speaker 2: Got Jess from Penrith Hollow. Jess, Welcome, Hi Mitch, Mitch
Speaker 2: and Jenna.
Speaker 1: Hi Darling. I assume you're a Panthers supporter being a
Speaker 1: pen with girl. Yes. Absolutely. A good friend of mine
Speaker 1: is a Panther supporters and she was shattered that the
Speaker 1: targets beat them recently. I don't want to talk about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I figured for a very different Jesus Christ is
Speaker 2: a gay quick Panthers losers.
Speaker 1: That's what I figured out.
Speaker 2: What do you all like footy teams? Sore losers?
Speaker 1: Well, listen, she can't even bring enself to talk about it.
Speaker 2: You do sound distract? Are you unwell? You sound sick?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think it made me sick.
Speaker 2: Actually, is all right? We'll out you in and hit
Speaker 2: us with you, okay? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Is cylindrical ice cream superior to other ice cream like
Speaker 1: rectangular or square tub? Wait? Wait wait cylindrical toilet roll?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like around?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the big round.
Speaker 1: To give me an.
Speaker 4: Example, yeah, I need an example, like connoisseur.
Speaker 2: Yes you are. You're preaching the choir here. We just
Speaker 2: said conosseur at the same time. Yes, I'm still with you.
Speaker 2: I don't actually think I've bought a square tub of
Speaker 2: ice cream tub I was picturing.
Speaker 1: I thought you meant like a phallic thing. That's what
Speaker 1: I like a tub?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like consoles that I think I think. Sorry, Jenna,
Speaker 2: fancy of the ice cream the more cylindrical tub.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's true. Actually that is exactly.
Speaker 2: I'm going to google some brands and I'm going to
Speaker 2: see if that if that checks out.
Speaker 1: Any other ice cream tub like just the normal streets
Speaker 1: or whatever I associate them with the vomit because.
Speaker 2: Dog food. My auntie used to put the dog food
Speaker 2: in the streets. Actually, I don't feel like people do
Speaker 2: that anymore. Has tup of wear just gone through? People
Speaker 2: just have pirates and tuperwaar now because back in the day,
Speaker 2: my mum Haud used anything that had a lid as
Speaker 2: a container.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I caught myself the other day, Mitch,
Speaker 1: doing that thing you've spoken about many times, using my
Speaker 1: own tup of wear, like a bowl that i'd eat
Speaker 1: popcorn out of as a vomit thing.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you vomited.
Speaker 1: No I didn't, but Sean had a little bit too
Speaker 1: much a drink, and I was because I'm a darling.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going to pop this next to
Speaker 1: your bed in case you need it. Thank god he didn't.
Speaker 1: I was serving food out of that the next day.
Speaker 2: And got it income to your house for food the
Speaker 2: next night.
Speaker 1: I just said he didn't use it. Oh you really
Speaker 1: must listen.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Okay, here we go. Look at this. Oh so
Speaker 2: these are the okay ice cream, there's all those fucking
Speaker 2: ridiculous ice cream flavors now, like the bubblobial ice cream
Speaker 2: in the paddle.
Speaker 1: Pop Hey, it's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: It is good. But look they're all in cylindrical tubs two.
Speaker 1: And that's not that fancy.
Speaker 2: It's not that fancy, but it is boutique like it is.
Speaker 1: It's a limited feels fancy.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm going to show you something that's got it.
Speaker 2: You're going to immediately think poverty. You ready for this
Speaker 2: blue ribbon?
Speaker 1: Ribbons? Okay, but I find that blue ribbon. If you
Speaker 1: pop that in the freezer, it really really freezes, like
Speaker 1: there's icicles.
Speaker 2: Yes, there's more. Oh, Sarah Lee's in a cylindrical everybody,
Speaker 2: that's breaking news. I didn't I didn't expect that.
Speaker 1: Do you have a favorite cylindrical ice cream? Probably cookies
Speaker 1: and cream then I think that's with the cookie chunks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like.
Speaker 4: In movies you always see them go towards a cylindrical
Speaker 4: tub when they're eating out of the top.
Speaker 2: That's a good point, actually, you do. You know? My
Speaker 2: favorite ice cream is the ones that replicate the chocolate bars,
Speaker 2: like if they're like the Snickers ice cream and they
Speaker 2: look like a bar or the Mars bar, or you
Speaker 2: get them in Bounty as well, or twigs. Oh, they
Speaker 2: are the and they're so small. It's like a nice
Speaker 2: little three biter and you're done. You know you don't
Speaker 2: shot there because I'd have no self control. I will
Speaker 2: wait for a tub of ice cream to melt and
Speaker 2: then I'll drink it.
Speaker 1: Oh, it is kind of satisfying when it's all running
Speaker 1: around the edge. I love it when it's Do you
Speaker 1: have a like squeeze the ice cream container to make
Speaker 1: it a bit more melting around the air?
Speaker 2: I hold it with my hand because I can masstarted.
Speaker 2: Yes all the time.
Speaker 4: Did you put it in the microwave for ten seconds?
Speaker 2: The cylindrical when it goes a.
Speaker 1: Little and it wouldn't melt because it's card board.
Speaker 2: It doesn't melt. You can't make away.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's pig week next week or maybe
Speaker 1: the week after. Really, my god, and so we should
Speaker 1: we make it a rule. It's pig Weeks cylindrical only. Addition, No,
Speaker 1: you don't want to limit it.
Speaker 2: Why don't we all just we all bring one cylindrical treat,
Speaker 2: but we can also be other treats. Yeah, we can
Speaker 2: all bring one cylindric anyway.
Speaker 1: I don't forget to hit up Jenna for your prize, Darling.
Speaker 3: Yes, so well, thank you.
Speaker 1: I feel better than get thank you. I gotta be better.
Speaker 3: I'm seeing you next Friday.
Speaker 1: You know, these two just try to jump on and
Speaker 1: buy tickets to come to the show as well. It's
Speaker 1: sold out, and that's how I found out. They still
Speaker 1: were like, oh my god, it's sold out.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't wait to meet your darling. You're coming
Speaker 1: all the way from Penworth to Yeah.
Speaker 4: This was my second time.
Speaker 3: I saw you last time and your mum was talking
Speaker 3: about my wedding with you.
Speaker 1: Well, just so you know, I'm pretty sure my mom's
Speaker 1: going to be at the Friday night show as well,
Speaker 1: so you've been worn. She will cheer you ere.
Speaker 2: I'll be there as well. Can you just let me?
Speaker 2: Surely I can hold up our podcast and go. I
Speaker 2: can come in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll pretend your staff. I'll I'll put you on
Speaker 1: my rider.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I'm part of the rider morale. I'll be
Speaker 2: there to come say high.
Speaker 1: Jenny is busy, she is, can I yeah, if you want, Okay, we'll.
Speaker 2: Sneak you in. We can get dinner beforehand, Jenny, you.
Speaker 1: Can both just transfer me for the tickets. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll pay you great.
Speaker 2: Something about getting a meal before a show, either it
Speaker 2: be a stage show or stand up whether it's always tie,
Speaker 2: always get tied, true, odd always.
Speaker 1: Even last year my parents made such a thing of
Speaker 1: it getting tied before the show.
Speaker 2: Yes, tie is such a pre show meal. Really, you
Speaker 2: wouldn't get Chinese before a show, no way.
Speaker 1: No tie. Yes, anyway, I'll see you very soon.
Speaker 2: In that case, send us a DM jess thank you
Speaker 2: so much. You can get in touch as well a
Speaker 2: couple of inches on Insta, send us an indym of
Speaker 2: your own and we'll get you on right now. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, this is huge. It's time for this's the
Speaker 2: top five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing a top five today and because we've
Speaker 1: just had Mother's Day, we're doing the top five. TV mums.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: TV mums formed me as a human. I think they're
Speaker 2: the best.
Speaker 1: It always seems to be the favorite character, like in
Speaker 1: your heart. Yeah, the mum on whatever TV show you watching,
Speaker 1: totally or the mum figure even.
Speaker 2: I don't want to discredit Michelle Chury, who's a fantastic
Speaker 2: mum and he's continuing to raise me. But TV mums
Speaker 2: they're there when your real mumm isn't you know? They're
Speaker 2: out at Cole's and you're watching you know, Animation Domination
Speaker 2: on a Saturday morning on Fox eight. Yeah, and you
Speaker 2: just fall in love with these mums.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know there's something comforting about them. But also,
Speaker 1: like we said earlier, sometimes the reason you love the
Speaker 1: character is because they're actually a shocking mother. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: that's entertaining. And so how are we going to decide
Speaker 1: where to rank them in the top five? Do we
Speaker 1: reward them for being a good mother or do we
Speaker 1: reward them forament?
Speaker 2: Oh we could do a bit of both if we like.
Speaker 1: Well, actually it's not up to you. Oh, we're putting
Speaker 1: It's all on your shoulders, Jenner. We're doing one of these.
Speaker 3: Yay.
Speaker 4: I've been waiting for your choice.
Speaker 1: Jenna, Mitch and I have agreed on a few mums
Speaker 1: to choose from. Okay, and then get a pen and paper.
Speaker 1: You're gonna rank them one to five.
Speaker 2: Okay, as the only person who can actually bear children
Speaker 2: in this yes, you can you get the final say.
Speaker 4: I'm amazing, Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 2: It's startless.
Speaker 1: So it's a bit tricky because I've got five TV shows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but for two of.
Speaker 1: Them, there's two moms. I couldn't choose between. So first
Speaker 1: we have to knock out it's seven at the moment.
Speaker 1: First you need to knock it down to five. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So Modern Family and Kath and Kim. I couldn't decide
Speaker 1: between Kath or Kim. Yep here is just a taste
Speaker 1: of Kim's mothering. Hey, look at this.
Speaker 4: Man epony epony spelled cod it's spelled k ot goog
Speaker 4: gooy epony.
Speaker 1: Or think she's going to be a genius, And they
Speaker 1: do say it skips a generation, which it would have
Speaker 1: to in your case. So I actually think that Kim
Speaker 1: turned out to be a good mother on the show,
Speaker 1: Like she wasn't horrific compared to her mother. I think
Speaker 1: Kat is a very shocking mother. I know you haven't
Speaker 1: really watched kathin Kim.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it, and I know you stand by
Speaker 2: this point, but I feel like I think she's a
Speaker 2: nice mum. She's brutally honest.
Speaker 1: She thinks she's nice. But I think Kath is a
Speaker 1: bit toxic, especially very fat shamy towards Kim. And listen
Speaker 1: to this, Look did you beg fat? You're ballooning out
Speaker 1: on all sides, gonna be airborn in a minute.
Speaker 3: Is there a look, Kim?
Speaker 1: Yep, it's jes A Simpson? Home a Simpson?
Speaker 2: Or do you have to.
Speaker 1: Belittle me all the time? A little?
Speaker 4: A little?
Speaker 2: She wouldn't be a little.
Speaker 1: Um. Well, Kim's embarrassing. I mean your weight issues reflect
Speaker 1: badly on me as a parent and on my jean pool.
Speaker 1: It reminds me make a mental night, Caath, I've got
Speaker 1: to get some peol jeans.
Speaker 3: What are famous to do? Oh?
Speaker 1: You know a nice light slack for around the hotel
Speaker 1: lagoon area, Sharon.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is one of those situations where it's like,
Speaker 2: is it a good mum because it's a great character
Speaker 2: that's fun exactly?
Speaker 1: This is what I mean. I'm because I find that hilarious,
Speaker 1: because it's wrong, it's self aware humor.
Speaker 2: We have to be kind and warm. I think it
Speaker 2: is best TV mums as someone you'd want to be
Speaker 2: mothered by.
Speaker 1: No, Jene, I just go with you, Tim go Okay.
Speaker 4: First of all, I love Kath as a character, right,
Speaker 4: I think she's hilarious, But in this instance, I think
Speaker 4: Kim is a better mum.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're gonna knock Cath out of the running.
Speaker 4: Yes, unfortunately, okay, I do love her.
Speaker 1: So Cath plays seventh, Well, no, they just didn't even
Speaker 1: make it on the leaderboard. She's got a participation that
Speaker 1: is difficate, okay. And then Modern Family. I couldn't decide
Speaker 1: between Claire Dunfee. Is it Dunfie? Yeah, Dunefee. It sounds
Speaker 1: like I've said it with a list, but I haven't. No,
Speaker 1: you're Claire Dunfee or Gloria Delgado Pritchett.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is so. This is another one of those
Speaker 2: situations because I don't actually think Claire's that grade of
Speaker 2: a mother. Gloria is a brilliant mother.
Speaker 1: I will say. I wanted to find audio of each
Speaker 1: mum just to remind people who they are, and I
Speaker 1: really really had to dig for good Clare moments. This
Speaker 1: is the best I could find. Your kids don't need
Speaker 1: to know who you were before you had them.
Speaker 2: You need to know who you wish you were, and
Speaker 2: they need to try to live up to that person.
Speaker 1: They're gonna fall short, but better they fall short of
Speaker 1: the fake you than the real you, which is why
Speaker 1: we don't hide anything that is the opposite of what
Speaker 1: I just said.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that didn't really hit hard.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: See, her character is like funny because she's a controlling bitch. Yes,
Speaker 1: like that's the whole character.
Speaker 2: She is phil Yeah, she's also neurotic, that part of
Speaker 2: the charm.
Speaker 1: Whereas Gloria from Modern Family. I always wanted a daughter
Speaker 1: to dress her up in pretty dresses, to her hair,
Speaker 1: her nails, her makeup. No one knows this, but for.
Speaker 2: The first year of his life, I made up money
Speaker 2: like a girl and told everybody.
Speaker 1: That he was my daughter, and I from the pictures.
Speaker 1: I told him that it was his twin sister who died.
Speaker 1: I think it's a noe Brianer who you're knocking out. Gloria,
Speaker 1: he's gonna be winning, right, Okay, So we've got Kimberly
Speaker 1: Kraig nay Die from Kathin Kim in the running, Gloria
Speaker 1: from Modern Family also in the running for the top five,
Speaker 1: of course, Marge Simpson, Well, I.
Speaker 2: Learned a lesson.
Speaker 1: Just because you're a lesbian, it doesn't make your lass
Speaker 1: of a ban Okay, she's iconic.
Speaker 2: She's a brilliant iconic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she actually is a good mumm, isn't she amazing?
Speaker 2: She has an incompetent husband, her children are rat bags
Speaker 2: at Lista is severely bipolar. And then you know, Maggie's
Speaker 2: pretty easy to mother.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, she's very patient. I've never really thought about
Speaker 1: it hard about Marge as the mother, but yeah, she's.
Speaker 2: Quite solid, isn't she.
Speaker 1: What about Carol Brady from The Brady bg I could her.
Speaker 1: Surely she gets bonus points for being a step mother though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sweetheart, everybody cares. And I'll bet you're a baseball card.
Speaker 3: You can't guess who cares the most? You No, I'm
Speaker 3: only a step The only steps in this house are
Speaker 3: those the ones that lead up to your bedroom. So
Speaker 3: how about marching right back up there?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I've never even seen that show. And oh
Speaker 2: my god, she does nothing for me. What she had,
Speaker 2: like seventeen kids sounds like bad mothering.
Speaker 1: She didn't have to know she had three, and then
Speaker 1: she married a man that already had three. That's the
Speaker 1: way they all became the Brady Bunch, The Brady Bunch,
Speaker 1: Brady Bunch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Now have.
Speaker 1: You not seen it? It's a story of a lovely lady.
Speaker 2: No please, no, no, I have no interest in her,
Speaker 2: But generally I guess you're you're deciding.
Speaker 1: So okay, no I do.
Speaker 4: I do love Carol Breder and.
Speaker 1: The final one in the running is Marie Barone from
Speaker 1: Everybody Loves Raymond.
Speaker 3: To make the.
Speaker 1: Perfect people, the most important ingredient is the love. Without
Speaker 1: the love, it's just a ball of meat. So bear
Speaker 1: in mind that she crosses a lot of boundaries and
Speaker 1: so she's a bit of a nightmare mother and she
Speaker 1: always interferes. But you know, that's kind of the entertainment value.
Speaker 2: She's very funny. I like her, she is.
Speaker 4: She's very funny.
Speaker 2: Got there's so many we left off.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's so many we could have done. I think
Speaker 1: people might arc up it. It's in the DNS.
Speaker 4: These aren't like the classic ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like geez.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're going to rank.
Speaker 1: So just remind you, Jenny, you've got Marge Simpson, Carol Brady,
Speaker 1: Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond, Kim from Katherine Kim, and
Speaker 1: Gloria from Modern Family. This is tough, Okay.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, justify every reason please yep.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is a really tough decision because I actually
Speaker 4: do love all these mums.
Speaker 1: In fifth place, Also, she hasn't written it down. She's
Speaker 1: got it all.
Speaker 2: No, No, it's just may give me so much anxiety
Speaker 2: when people when I'm taking my order to do this
Speaker 2: and yeah, you're doing it in a podcast that makes millions.
Speaker 2: So interesting choice, but that's right.
Speaker 4: No, it's all in my head. In fifth place, I'm
Speaker 4: going to go with Kim from Wow. Iconic character, but
Speaker 4: compared to the others, she's not the greatest mum.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're going based on what are you basing that
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 4: She's a good mum, she's a good mom, but she's
Speaker 4: compared to the others, she's number five.
Speaker 1: I'm just biased because I love Kathain Kim. I would
Speaker 1: have put her in number one, but that's not my
Speaker 1: decision here.
Speaker 4: But she is very entertaining.
Speaker 2: What season did she have the kid?
Speaker 1: She was pregnant in season two and then season three
Speaker 1: was someone you actually got to see her being a mum?
Speaker 2: Okay then and how many seasons was the show?
Speaker 4: Four?
Speaker 1: And then they had to tell a movie and shit.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, interesting, all right, so you didn't really get
Speaker 2: to see her be much of a mum.
Speaker 1: Well, they did do a flash forward episode and Kyle
Speaker 1: Libnogue played.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I really need to show you that episode.
Speaker 1: You'll love it, yea.
Speaker 2: I would love that.
Speaker 4: It's a great episode. Anyway, In fourth place, I'm going
Speaker 4: to go with Marie.
Speaker 1: Really, from Everybody Loves Raymond, I would have put Kim
Speaker 1: above Marie. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: No, she still has that motherly type of love. Yeah, Kim.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like she's got a cult following either,
Speaker 2: though I don't think people are wearing you know, I
Speaker 2: love Marie shirt.
Speaker 4: But I'm not judging it based on who's popular.
Speaker 2: Clearly we've gathered that, yes, okay, Marie. Interesting was Raymond
Speaker 2: her son?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's the same with Robert, and I.
Speaker 2: Guess everyone loved Raymond, so every job of raising him.
Speaker 1: It's actually scary. Everybody loves Raymond is so reminiscent of
Speaker 1: my upbringing because my grandparents live right next door to
Speaker 1: my parents, albeit it's not across the street. They are farms,
Speaker 1: they're at least over a kilometer away, yea. And they're
Speaker 1: a bit of a pain in the ass too.
Speaker 2: It's like your real life story.
Speaker 1: And even the fact that they have Robert single living
Speaker 1: with him, same with my uncle and then he eventually
Speaker 1: coupled up, saying with Robert, it's very reminiscent. Anyway, Is there.
Speaker 2: Any gaysboves Raymond?
Speaker 1: I don't feel like that.
Speaker 2: In the ninetiesn't.
Speaker 1: If there was, they would have been the butt of
Speaker 1: the jokes somehow totally.
Speaker 2: They would have killed we. They always had dumb jokes
Speaker 2: like that, Like you rewatch Friends and they're laughing at
Speaker 2: who had the trans mum Chandler.
Speaker 1: She was the butt of all the jokes, even Carol
Speaker 1: and sus and the lesbian couple. They like make fun
Speaker 1: of them inadvertently anyway, So we're not going to dissect Friends.
Speaker 4: No, No, the final two three? Okay, in third place,
Speaker 4: it's Gloria Real.
Speaker 2: Wow, single mother, immigrant mother you're putting in third?
Speaker 4: Yes? Wow, Yes I am.
Speaker 1: I don't support that.
Speaker 2: Why I don't either. Why she's a single immigrant mother
Speaker 2: working very hard. Yes, she's a sugar mother and she's
Speaker 2: got a lot of cash.
Speaker 4: Yes, I know, that's why I put her.
Speaker 2: But every episode of that show she puts many first, yes, exactly.
Speaker 2: Every storyline is her trying to help him with his
Speaker 2: love life or school projects or becoming the SRC president.
Speaker 2: I think Gloria deserves to be higher.
Speaker 1: I think you're an idiot, Jenna, Well, I think you're both,
Speaker 1: so shut up.
Speaker 2: It's the reasoning.
Speaker 1: I'm going to hold off of my opinion until you
Speaker 1: tell me who's the number two.
Speaker 4: Okay, number two, it's Marge Simpson.
Speaker 1: Get the fuck. Yeah, it means's.
Speaker 4: Number one is Carol Brady.
Speaker 2: No, which we should never have now, no, give me
Speaker 2: a chance.
Speaker 1: I had the same problem with Carol Brady. I could
Speaker 1: not find any like iconic Carol moments because she doesn't
Speaker 1: speak unless spoken to. She doesn't have any standalone moments
Speaker 1: like Gloria, who can hold her own on screen Carol,
Speaker 1: which replies to everyone else.
Speaker 4: But it was a different time, and you know, growing up,
Speaker 4: I watched the Brady Bunch. I'm old, and I just
Speaker 4: loved Carol. I thought she was the perfect mom.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what this bitch looks like. But
Speaker 2: she's got a bob. Does she have a bob? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yes, like one that twirls up.
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, it's a bob and a half.
Speaker 2: Bug eyed too. I'm so sorry, but she looks like she's,
Speaker 2: you know, raising her children in a meth den.
Speaker 1: It's a mullet in a way. Her hair is she's
Speaker 1: still alive. No, I don't know who's the actress.
Speaker 2: I remember two. Yes, that's sad. It's very twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say, I think that was long
Speaker 1: ago that she died.
Speaker 2: Oh, the poor thing.
Speaker 1: So the number one TV mum is Carol Brady according
Speaker 1: to Jenna, Yes, well I don't agree.
Speaker 4: Well would you say it's number one?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: God, you say it's hard.
Speaker 2: I know, straight off off the bat.
Speaker 1: I want to say Kim, but because I'm being subjective,
Speaker 1: I would have to put maybe Gloria because she's entertaining
Speaker 1: and a good mum. She's the double wammy.
Speaker 2: No, it's Marge for me. Marge is the number one mum.
Speaker 2: She is so empathetic, she's so kind, she puts up,
Speaker 2: she's patient, like you said, Mitchell, Yeah, she's the best mum.
Speaker 2: And she's got great hair, great fashion. She's also great
Speaker 2: hair real Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen hair like that in real life?
Speaker 2: That's why it's great.
Speaker 4: I wasn't judging it on how they look.
Speaker 2: Oh really, I was judging it on that.
Speaker 1: That's where you're wrong, Jenna.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because because motherhood is all surface level interesting.
Speaker 1: Who do you feel that we forgot.
Speaker 2: Oh Lois Griffin. She's a terrible mum, but she's very funny.
Speaker 4: I don't watch that show, really, no, I've never watched that.
Speaker 1: She's never once noticed that her fucking inf son and
Speaker 1: her dog can talk. She's clearly just an absent parent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point. Actually, why who else? Who
Speaker 2: do you think I've missed?
Speaker 1: I don't know, because he was saying, oh, there's so
Speaker 1: many we missed. That's true.
Speaker 4: Who else did we miss?
Speaker 2: Oh? So many?
Speaker 1: Let us know in the Facebook group it's called in
Speaker 1: Durian Idiots the Facebook group. Let us know anyone we
Speaker 1: might have forgotten. I mean, obviously I want to put
Speaker 1: forward Meg from Mcloth's Daughters.
Speaker 4: I was going to say that, Yeah, there's not that many.
Speaker 2: There's not that many. You said there were.
Speaker 1: Heaps, there's not that many iconic mums they would be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know, for Father's Day, let's do a
Speaker 2: top twenty four dads.
Speaker 1: This is niche. But what about in Heart Stopper on Netflix,
Speaker 1: when Olivia Coleman plays one of the little gay kids mums.
Speaker 1: She's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: I've not seen that show. Should I watch it?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Why have you not watched it. I
Speaker 1: could have sworn we discussed it on the show. Oh no,
Speaker 1: that was on trash Alley. Never mind.
Speaker 4: No, but you barlet obviously you talked about wanting to
Speaker 4: watch it. Yeah, like a year ago.
Speaker 2: Probably not at the moment. The top five that e
Speaker 2: T have ranked for their top five TV mums. You're
Speaker 2: interested to see what the.
Speaker 4: Mirror mom from ET.
Speaker 2: No, she was a shocking mum. She let a slimy
Speaker 2: sultana into the house, could have killed her children. No,
Speaker 2: he's a shocking mom. She didn't listen to it. She
Speaker 2: gas lit her kids. She had a severe drinking problem drinks.
Speaker 2: Number five on ET's top five TV Mums, Claire Huxtable
Speaker 2: from The Cosby Show.
Speaker 1: Never heard of it.
Speaker 2: She had put up with Bill, So yeah, put her on.
Speaker 2: The Number four is Marge Simpson, Oh wow, Yeah. Number
Speaker 2: three Sophia Petrillo, the mum of the mums from Golden Girls,
Speaker 2: be White's mum, right right right? Wow? Boring? Number two sarah'
Speaker 2: connor from The Terminator bullfucking Ship.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Who's the number one?
Speaker 2: Florence Henderson from The Brainy b Yes, wow, okay, so
Speaker 2: maybe that's that's really weird. Actually that is right. Well,
Speaker 2: we had two of the we had two of the
Speaker 2: of the five. Also, Claire Dumpy was number six, so
Speaker 2: we're in the we're in the culturals.
Speaker 1: So they put Claire above Gloria idiot, Yeah they did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, did you go a mom from me? That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: She was unhinged.
Speaker 1: Remember, I've never seen it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's my favorite movie, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: In my top three movies for someone who reckons it's
Speaker 1: their favorite movie. I've never heard you talk about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah's you never asked? Yeah, it's my favorite movie. It's
Speaker 2: got three year old Drew Barrymore in the role of
Speaker 2: a lifetime three four.
Speaker 1: She's like seven.
Speaker 2: Cut the losses, she's five. The mom has a severe
Speaker 2: drinking problem, and it's like gambling with the kids or something,
Speaker 2: and an alien comes in and then the kid hides
Speaker 2: at the MoMA's no fucking idea. She's day drinking. She's
Speaker 2: a boyfriend on the side. Really bad motherhood. But et
Speaker 2: is so cute, oh so cute. And he's about when
Speaker 2: he's in that ditch and he's drained of all his
Speaker 2: color and white.
Speaker 4: I cried.
Speaker 1: I cried I cried, Maybe we should do a top
Speaker 1: five worst mums, real or fictional.
Speaker 2: Our moms would not feature, of course not. Let's do
Speaker 2: top three mums out of our mothers.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jenna, go do it. No I can't. No,
Speaker 1: I actually do top two out of Jane and Michelle.
Speaker 4: I honestly couldn't.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll fuck married kill instead.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Well in that case.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to kill Michelle. I can't fuck her
Speaker 2: or marry her.
Speaker 1: Well, you could have a sexless marriage just to keep
Speaker 1: her illegal.
Speaker 2: We all have to kill our own mothers.
Speaker 1: No, I'm marrying Jane. I don't care.
Speaker 4: I'm marrying my mom.
Speaker 2: Thanks a lot, turning the tables on me, you bastards.
Speaker 2: Go I would marry my mom because I actually don't
Speaker 2: shut her in the foot. She didn't die. And then
Speaker 2: I fucked the brains out of Jane my mom. Awful,
Speaker 2: I retract kill you kill my mom because she's a
Speaker 2: wealth hoarder and she lives in a Then you'd get the.
Speaker 1: Inheritance you're listening to.
Speaker 2: Is it just me the rude shocks of young adulthood?
Speaker 2: You're here, that's me just cleaning. Everybody is that a
Speaker 2: good center fixt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing laundry hacks because we were talking about
Speaker 1: it last week. Mitchell Cherry at the ripe old age
Speaker 1: of twenty seven, it's finally decided to take his laundry
Speaker 1: into his own hands.
Speaker 2: Look, I took my first load, baby, and now I
Speaker 2: loved it. I'm a little loadhorn now and I do
Speaker 2: two loads a day and I feel lighter and I
Speaker 2: feel more mature. I'm doing the laundry now.
Speaker 1: It's almost meditative, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's fantastic. And put my AirPods in.
Speaker 2: And because you have to time it for when the
Speaker 2: sun is out, you're always in the sun, you're getting
Speaker 2: beaming on you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Love me.
Speaker 1: I don't even have a clothes line, so it's never
Speaker 1: been a problem where I'm like, oh, it's raining my clothes.
Speaker 1: You've been on the line for days.
Speaker 2: Well, I Mitch took her. I did a load this morning.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm limping. Well, we're doing laundry hacks, and
Speaker 2: this was sort of spurred on. I hang my clothes wet,
Speaker 2: so when they dry, I put them straight in the
Speaker 2: lawn on a coat, hang on a coat hanger, hang
Speaker 2: your wet clothes on a coat hanger.
Speaker 1: Well, we asked people to send in laundry hacks, and
Speaker 1: Caitlyn sent us a text. So this is going to
Speaker 1: be improvement on your already solid laundry effort. Okay, Caitlyn
Speaker 1: says High Darling's laundry hack. Turn clothes inside out before
Speaker 1: hanging them out on the line, which stops your clothes
Speaker 1: from fading over time in the sun.
Speaker 2: I did that. Surely it just the sun gets gets
Speaker 2: into the other side, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: Know, Well, it's not direct contact. You know. It's like
Speaker 1: you're gonna get your face burnt if you face the sun,
Speaker 1: but if you've got your back to.
Speaker 2: It, that's really good.
Speaker 1: That's probably the worst analogy ever. My face is a
Speaker 1: little bit thicker than clothing.
Speaker 2: And we didn't really stop down to a good point.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: It's funny. I thought that doing the washing, because I
Speaker 2: will get home, I take my clothes off, so then
Speaker 2: in turn their inside out and then they go straight
Speaker 2: into the washing machine inside out, and then I am
Speaker 2: purposefully un putting them the right way out and then
Speaker 2: hanging them. So it's actually going to save exactly.
Speaker 1: Save yourself the problem. And then even just hang them
Speaker 1: up inside out so you don't have to spend time
Speaker 1: dedicated to Oh, I've got to turn all these shirts
Speaker 1: back the my way, just do it when you put
Speaker 1: it on.
Speaker 2: That's a really good idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, exactly. Like I've stopped putting ironing piles and like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've got to get this ironing done. I just if
Speaker 1: I need a shirt half an hour before I need
Speaker 1: to start getting ready, I'll pick the shirt iron it.
Speaker 1: I don't because I don't want to do like an
Speaker 1: ironing load like that could take me hours because I'm
Speaker 1: such a perfectionist. Yeah, it's actually better if I've got
Speaker 1: somewhere to be and I'm like, this is gonna have
Speaker 1: to be a quick eye.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is making me anxious. I don't even own
Speaker 2: an iron.
Speaker 1: Really, Oh, you probably don't need one because you're just
Speaker 1: doing this bloody.
Speaker 2: Cocain and tree an iron. I don't I dry clean
Speaker 2: like suits and business.
Speaker 1: Shirt your own? Yeah, how do you do that?
Speaker 2: I pay someone down the road, all right, at least.
Speaker 1: So you don't dry clean. You don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I have a fucking Elmer press in
Speaker 2: my living room.
Speaker 1: It's like me saying yeah, I ober. Now I'm not
Speaker 1: a drive, I just catch them.
Speaker 2: Yeah I fly.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're a pilot.
Speaker 2: Non to Melbourne on.
Speaker 1: The weekend, Chelsea said this is her laundry hack. I'm
Speaker 1: in a family of four, and instead of having to
Speaker 1: separate our underwear and socks, which only go in the dry,
Speaker 1: I'll never hang underwear on the clothesline. We each put
Speaker 1: our smalls in separate washbags. You know those nets you
Speaker 1: can get, Yeah, it saves a lot of lost socks.
Speaker 1: So I'm imagining that everyone in the family has their
Speaker 1: own little net that they put their undies and socks
Speaker 1: in so that when the washing's done, it saves they're
Speaker 1: having to go, oh fuck, who's hondies of these? The
Speaker 1: amount of times my brother's underwear would end up in
Speaker 1: my drawers, Yeah, things like that. So I love that,
Speaker 1: and also know walk about socks? What the fuck's with
Speaker 1: the walk about socks?
Speaker 2: Same, get your net we're doing the washing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you get them in the habit perfect.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: I do that when I travel, that's my travel pack haack.
Speaker 2: I take a net and then you put all your
Speaker 2: dirties in it, so then it doesn't like you know,
Speaker 2: when you're packing at the end of the trip, everything's dirty,
Speaker 2: and then look in the last few days you're trying
Speaker 2: to work out which is clean. You just put all
Speaker 2: the dirty straight in the in the laundry bag.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's what the net part of a
Speaker 1: suitcase is intended for, but I never use it. I
Speaker 1: put my laptop and shit in there.
Speaker 4: I put it in the net.
Speaker 2: I thought it was for fish. I've been taken fresh
Speaker 2: fish home with me from every fly. No, no, I think, just.
Speaker 1: Go out on a shrimp boat. Chuck your suitcase in
Speaker 1: tied to a rope.
Speaker 2: All right, pull her back up. What do we got?
Speaker 2: Minds full of pasta? I strained on my past through it.
Speaker 1: Thank you for that, Chelsea. This is her laundry hack, Hi, Beck,
Speaker 1: I play baseball and we wear white pants as part
Speaker 1: of our uniform. The only thing I found that gets
Speaker 1: them back to sparkling white again is a can of
Speaker 1: coke in the white low.
Speaker 2: No, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It sounds counterintuitive, Beck says, but I swear it were No.
Speaker 2: No, explain that again. Coke in the whitewash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want your whites's extra white, chuck a
Speaker 1: can of coke.
Speaker 4: That's risky.
Speaker 2: Has she heard of venish like oxy action max?
Speaker 1: Even sometimes when I use stuff designed for whitening, I'm like, gee,
Speaker 1: they've come out a bit gray, haven't they. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: with you, So I mean, don't knock it till you
Speaker 1: try it. Maybe the can of coke is the way
Speaker 1: to go.
Speaker 2: Where do you put it?
Speaker 1: Because maybe it like in a way the coke stains
Speaker 1: the white, but then the washing machine lifts it and
Speaker 1: so it brings any existing dirt with it. That's just
Speaker 1: what I'm imagining. I'm no scientists.
Speaker 2: I might try that. Then I might do a test
Speaker 2: for us.
Speaker 1: All, Yeah, please tk a two liter bottle in there
Speaker 1: if it's really.
Speaker 2: Yea and how And I'm thinking a six fifty mili
Speaker 2: buddying a big pet bottle.
Speaker 1: Now, Olivia says, living out of baskets is my hack.
Speaker 1: We never have to fold again except socks. In this
Speaker 1: family of five, we all have a basket. Each takes
Speaker 1: me fifteen minutes to sort over three hours to fold.
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, that's smart.
Speaker 1: So it's like, right, this person's basket, this person's basket,
Speaker 1: so that, yeah, you don't have to dig it.
Speaker 2: Up that's interesting. I've got a white in a dark basket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not that's it.
Speaker 2: That's all I use. Some people do colors as well,
Speaker 2: but I don't have that much floor space with an
Speaker 2: extra basket.
Speaker 1: It actually is a hassle. I don't have hates of
Speaker 1: floor space in my place. And my laundry hamper looks
Speaker 1: like an ornament. It's like front and center, like it's
Speaker 1: some sort of thing I'm trying to show off. It's
Speaker 1: something I'd like to keep hidden. But there's no fucking room.
Speaker 2: Well, mine's in my bathroom because that's really only where
Speaker 2: I strip off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my my fucking washer and dryers in the bathroom,
Speaker 1: which is not ideal.
Speaker 2: I have to say, Oh, the humidity in there would
Speaker 2: get hot.
Speaker 1: Not only the humidity but also when you put the
Speaker 1: dryer on, dust and lint all through the fucking bathroom.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I just wiped this sink. Are you
Speaker 1: fucking kidding? And I put the apre fire in there, Derek,
Speaker 1: And that's an easy process either turned on.
Speaker 2: Does it work? No?
Speaker 1: I know it does, but I have to finger it
Speaker 1: doesn't work with the connectivity yet anyway. Okay, Katie who
Speaker 1: happens to be my high school best team sent in
Speaker 1: a hack in our Facebook group. Use white vinegar in
Speaker 1: with white towels and sheets instead of fabric softener. It
Speaker 1: keeps them white and doesn't leave a residue. This is
Speaker 1: also good for micro fiber cloths as fabric softeners ruined.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's handy.
Speaker 2: So when people are adding all these ridiculously wards.
Speaker 1: Do think it's not that ridiculous?
Speaker 2: No, I know it's a good cleaning tool. But would
Speaker 2: you put it in where you put the fabrics off on,
Speaker 2: like in a little pull out tray.
Speaker 1: I suppose you can, but I might. You might even
Speaker 1: just chuck it in in the front loader before you
Speaker 1: put the clothes in.
Speaker 2: Are you guys front loaders or top loaders?
Speaker 1: Front loaders totally.
Speaker 2: Lucky, Sean, mine's a front Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, they're good ship. I feel like a top loader.
Speaker 1: You mean business.
Speaker 4: I love the top loader.
Speaker 1: But you can't keep an eye on it either.
Speaker 4: No, I love it.
Speaker 2: I think top loader was my bio when I had
Speaker 2: grinder for a better week, I.
Speaker 1: That would make your bottom.
Speaker 2: By the way, yeah, there's no contact to that joke.
Speaker 2: I was also I've never had grinder. Yes, my mum
Speaker 2: has a top loader and that thing shakes like it
Speaker 2: goes like on the left in the right, left and
Speaker 2: the right. I know I'm not saying if I've been
Speaker 2: in your.
Speaker 1: House and you were actually accused of anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was so quick to defend talking to it,
Speaker 2: just like, don't talk about my machine, wouldn't rock. I
Speaker 2: wasn't saying it. Wood Jenner, see pick Bundy. What's her
Speaker 2: fucking name? Who who's the mum? Marcia heines, she would
Speaker 2: never defend that like thatway.
Speaker 1: Carol Braithwait, Carol Braithwait is all right. All so someone
Speaker 1: was backing up your nan in the group with the
Speaker 1: balls in the washing machine? What was with that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the woolen bowls or the tennis balls? They iron it.
Speaker 2: You don't into iron.
Speaker 1: Also, I was on TikTok Live the other day and
Speaker 1: I spilt a bit of spilt a bit of like
Speaker 1: a grease stain on my shirt. And I'm like a
Speaker 1: sucker for that. I always get grease stains on ship,
Speaker 1: and I've got the sards that's designed for grease stains.
Speaker 1: You're gonna want to listen to this as someone.
Speaker 2: Who've got I've got the side I just said.
Speaker 1: I just said, I've got that, but it doesn't work
Speaker 1: as reliably as I would like. And so I was
Speaker 1: bitching and moaning on TikTok Live saying I can never
Speaker 1: get grease stands out. Someone said, put dish washing detergent
Speaker 1: on there, No, I did it. Listen, and a lot
Speaker 1: of people in our Facebook group suggestive this as well.
Speaker 1: If you put dish washing detergent on the grease stain
Speaker 1: and then some biicarb soda, right, and then I usually
Speaker 1: put a bit of vinegar as well to make the
Speaker 1: bike up soda go push, just because that's kind of fun.
Speaker 1: That's not part of the hack. I just enjoy that part.
Speaker 1: And then I also get a scrubbing brush and then
Speaker 1: like really fucking melt that dishwasher bi cub soda paste
Speaker 1: in absolutely works every time.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, dishwashing liquid on your grease stain.
Speaker 2: What's a grease stain like fat or something like you
Speaker 2: spill food.
Speaker 1: Like let's just say you're eating a burrito and the
Speaker 1: end of it just like a whole of grease drips
Speaker 1: out of the end of the burrito.
Speaker 2: Okay, So dish washing liquid, a bit of bi carp
Speaker 2: soda Yeah, that's fantastic.
Speaker 1: And then I scrubbing brush it, which I don't know
Speaker 1: if you're meant to do that, that might actually make
Speaker 1: the stain worse, but in my case has not.
Speaker 2: Once I did that, I made a slurry with the
Speaker 2: venish because I spilled buttered chicken on my shirt and
Speaker 2: I rubbed it and then it washed. The stain came out,
Speaker 2: but now there's you can see where I've scrubbed it. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: I'm an idiot. Look at these Warlen balls dry a pack,
Speaker 2: you put them in the dryer. Sorry, it's not for
Speaker 2: the washing.
Speaker 1: That makes a million more sense.
Speaker 2: The dryer balls can dramatically reduce your drying time, sometimes
Speaker 2: by twice.
Speaker 1: It reduces drying time. So it's not about ironing.
Speaker 2: Well, they soften close and if you correctly, they'll reduce static.
Speaker 1: Yeah static. Yeah, So what about then, like when you
Speaker 1: get zapped after being on a trampoline is that you're
Speaker 1: talking about?
Speaker 2: I think?
Speaker 1: So look at them that can't say that's ever been
Speaker 1: a problem.
Speaker 2: They also, Yeah, look like they save drying time, they
Speaker 2: reduce twisting and static. They just they don't they don't
Speaker 2: get crumpled up and get the lines in them. It
Speaker 2: doesn't really iron it, but it just gets rid of
Speaker 2: the lines. Yeah right, Yeah, they've got little sheep. Yeah
Speaker 2: they're really good. But yes they because they get really
Speaker 2: really hot, so then they must dry it quicker because
Speaker 2: they're pounding it.
Speaker 1: Oh, you've got so much information to play with after
Speaker 1: this segment.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know this is fantastic. I'm in my cleaning era.
Speaker 2: I need to start cleaning the house now, I'm in
Speaker 2: my laundry era.
Speaker 4: You'll get that.
Speaker 2: I will slowly, so it's only taken me twenty seven years.
Speaker 1: When you're going to get around to cleaning up your.
Speaker 2: Act, give me some tips on how I can clean
Speaker 2: up my active. Imagine if we got the same amount
Speaker 2: of notes, they're like, lose weight. Maybe in VISI line
Speaker 2: no therapy OZ pick fuck off.
Speaker 1: Jenny also said if you leave clothes in the machine
Speaker 1: and they go smelly, and then she's written in brackets
Speaker 1: eighty HD. You can purchase water soluble eucalyptus oil from
Speaker 1: the medicine section of the supermarket. Pour in a big
Speaker 1: dash and rewash. It eliminates the smell. There ego, that
Speaker 1: is true.
Speaker 2: I use one drop of eucalypto soil in the dish
Speaker 2: washing thing. Told me that it makes them smell really good.
Speaker 2: To make sure they smell really nice.
Speaker 1: I've also bought. I noticed that smell you get when
Speaker 1: you leave the washing in there for too long, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I noticed my machine started to smell like that, even
Speaker 1: when there wasn't any washing in there. Oh, turns out
Speaker 1: you can just get washing machine cleaner at the supermarket
Speaker 1: with all the with all the normal cleaning products. It's
Speaker 1: it's one of the smaller bottles. And so I just
Speaker 1: do a really short load on the bloody dishwash on
Speaker 1: the washing machine with some of that liquid in there. Oh,
Speaker 1: it smells gorgeous now. Really, it just feels like a
Speaker 1: cleanse for the wash machine.
Speaker 2: You know, I only ever use cold wash. I don't
Speaker 2: use hot water. My mum taught me that apparently you
Speaker 2: don't need hot water. That's what makes colours run. So
Speaker 2: if you only ever do coal, you can wash all
Speaker 2: the same coin too. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, my sister Nicole actually put a color run hack
Speaker 1: in the Facebook group too, Ain't we love Nicole? Here
Speaker 1: we go. She says, keep color unremover on hand in
Speaker 1: case you have a color un emergency. So I probably
Speaker 1: could have done with that. When I fucking turned to
Speaker 1: my white sox red pink, I should say, with that
Speaker 1: red shirt, So what's the hack? Keep color unremover? On hand,
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that that was a thing. I
Speaker 1: just kind of accepted my fate and went, well, I've
Speaker 1: got pink socks now.
Speaker 2: So what do you do? You have to resh it
Speaker 2: with the color run remover?
Speaker 1: And I guess so it's a separate product. This is
Speaker 1: fascinating to me. Some people might find that's really boring,
Speaker 1: but this is like paorn.
Speaker 2: To me, that is phenomenal. I also thought she was
Speaker 2: talking about the color run that fundraise. That's a color
Speaker 2: run emergency. Did someone have a heart attack when they.
Speaker 1: Run around with like the different colored powders and shah,
Speaker 1: that does not look appealing to me. Same with paintball
Speaker 1: with tough.
Speaker 2: Tough? Do you want a calm?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I don't want to probe attached to my nipples while
Speaker 2: I'm running through mud.
Speaker 1: You want to do that are sadistic.
Speaker 2: But if you're doing it, good on you and good for.
Speaker 1: Social congrats, But no, we will not be joining you.
Speaker 2: Try getting a drink with a friend. That's normal and fun.
Speaker 1: Obviously, when we put a call out for people to
Speaker 1: submit ideas for laundry hacks, it's going to be a
Speaker 1: couple of smart asses. Niga says, become a newist, no
Speaker 1: need to do watching, very fun, hilarious, and Demi says,
Speaker 1: I have a cleaner, best hack I've ever come across you,
Speaker 1: A good one.
Speaker 2: Not all of us can afford to hire a house cleaner.
Speaker 2: I have a house cleaner, but I more mean a
Speaker 2: laundry clean I couldn't afford to have a house cleaner.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hello, you've been like, oh, you sound so out of touch, Demi,
Speaker 1: but I've got a house cleaner, mind you.
Speaker 2: No, I shouldn't have said that that way. That was
Speaker 2: my era.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: No one has time to pay to get their laundry done.
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 4: You have a house cleaner.
Speaker 2: That's different. It's cheap, but health cares and nothing.
Speaker 1: Do you know it's a great gift idea. When my
Speaker 1: sister had her most recent baby, I got her a voucher,
Speaker 1: like a hundred buck boucher or something for a mobile
Speaker 1: laundry service. Yes, where they like they give you a
Speaker 1: bag and you fill it up. They come and pick
Speaker 1: up the bag wash it, dry it, folded, iron it.
Speaker 1: They do a far better job than you ever could.
Speaker 1: And then they deliver it back to your house, so
Speaker 1: she didn't have to worry about oh, like maybe the
Speaker 1: next day. Wow, I didn't have to worry about laundry
Speaker 1: when she had the new baby at home.
Speaker 2: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: Look up mobile laundry services in your area. Okay, if
Speaker 1: you want to give someone the day off.
Speaker 2: I also would have liked to say that having a
Speaker 2: house cleaner, it's not like a living She doesn't live
Speaker 2: in the spare bedroom unlike that. It's a fortnite. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Of course she's.
Speaker 1: Got staff, more than one.
Speaker 2: Trust this bitch. I put AirPods in while she's cleaning
Speaker 2: and pretend I'm listening to things, but I'm listening to
Speaker 2: everything she does.
Speaker 1: What does she need to clean in your house?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: What the fuck is getting dirty? You're never home.
Speaker 2: She mops the floors, vacuums, does the kitchen, the bathrooms.
Speaker 1: That's really why would you deprive yourself of that joy?
Speaker 2: That's it's not joy for me.
Speaker 1: I think it's quickly becoming Laundry is the gateway you're
Speaker 1: gonna love. Vacuuming fun so you want me to fire Marvel.
Speaker 2: That's her name, It's Marvel. You're a franchise. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: not joking.
Speaker 1: Well that is kind of what I'm saying, Get rid
Speaker 1: of Marvel?
Speaker 2: Should I text her? Hey, Siris Marvel? Oh no, it's working.
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh I did that send?
Speaker 2: No it didn't. Okay.
Speaker 1: I love vacuuming, though the mopping, I get it. But
Speaker 1: vacuuming when you hear a good crunch when you're going
Speaker 1: out of the carbin here, Oh, I just got pizza ship.
Speaker 2: I used to be so careful when I was like
Speaker 2: vacuum around my iPhone cords. Now I let the vacuum
Speaker 2: just suck them all up and I just pull it
Speaker 2: back out. What because I used to have to let
Speaker 2: me move. Now I just vacuum all of it and
Speaker 2: it sucks all the cords in and they're being sucked
Speaker 2: up the vacuum tube, and then I just stopped vacuum
Speaker 2: pull them out like I'm pulling out like a colonoscub
Speaker 2: be tube from an asshole. That's what it looks like.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a recipe for getting electrocuted if you
Speaker 1: ask me, But you didn't ask me forget it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good call.
Speaker 1: Anyway, should we get out of here here, let's go
Speaker 1: everyone have another day again. I hope you had a
Speaker 1: gorgeous one, you know what.
Speaker 2: I got the lift, though I was worried, sorry to
Speaker 2: keep it on the laundry. I go into the lyft
Speaker 2: Jenna and I might. We're all in jackets because it's winter.
Speaker 2: It's cold now, and my wardrobe is winter like. I'm
Speaker 2: a big boy. All my clothes oversized. So in summer
Speaker 2: i'm black T shirt, black shorts, that's it. But all
Speaker 2: my lovely clothes that I love and feel comfortable in
Speaker 2: uffer winter because I love to cover up. So this
Speaker 2: denim jacket has been pulled out, hasn't been worn in
Speaker 2: twelve months. And I got the lift, and I said
Speaker 2: to you, Mitchel, I'm like, because I could smell musty,
Speaker 2: like smell like dirty.
Speaker 1: Denim jackets are very, very prone to smelling after they've
Speaker 1: been worn.
Speaker 2: Fro sniffed, Jenn, is it me? Do I smell? Do
Speaker 2: I need to wash this?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No? No, okay, good, I was so worried.
Speaker 4: No, no, that's fine.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I was so waid.
Speaker 1: I disagree. I was like, no, I've smelled that smell before.
Speaker 1: It's when you've left a denim jacket in the cupboard
Speaker 1: for ages. Oh there's one denim jacket I have that
Speaker 1: will never be the same again because my wardrobe in
Speaker 1: a place I used to live was under the stairs.
Speaker 1: I had like a cub under the stairs in my
Speaker 1: roomand so I would hanging jackets in there and it
Speaker 1: was moldy as and one of my jackets would just
Speaker 1: never smell the same again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll get you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's awful, Nah mothballs.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll see next week. Everyone, Thank you for listening.
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Speaker 4: Why does Tony hate him?
Speaker 2: Should we get Tony on?
Speaker 1: No, that's so awkward.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a real confrontation.
Speaker 1: It's fine. I've got my own fucking shame. Friday sold
Speaker 1: out if you're in Sydney, but Wednesday night, which is
Speaker 1: if you're listening when this episode comes out a couple
Speaker 1: of nights away, come on out, can see my shows.
Speaker 2: I will say I pitched you for the pickup actually
Speaker 2: because a massive like ten times the audience of nights
Speaker 2: and also mums love you know, camp gay man. So
Speaker 2: I pitched it for pickup.
Speaker 1: So did of course I did, And that obviously didn't
Speaker 1: get off the ground.
Speaker 2: Did it well, don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh no, she hates but they're doing a Shouts takeover.
Speaker 2: Now showers on the show for nights for a three.
Speaker 4: Minute interview, so she's taking over.
Speaker 1: It's a he who said no when you've pitched it,
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: Worried to say anything. No one said anything. I said,
Speaker 2: what did we pitch? On email? I go, hi, guys,
Speaker 2: this are my ideas and what I want for the week.
Speaker 2: And I said it and then it all happens, and
Speaker 2: then the pitch was high because I'd spoken to you.
Speaker 2: Mitch's team is going to loop in. They went love
Speaker 2: it xxx, that's it? Oh, that's where it was left.
Speaker 2: And then I forgot I don't love it. Well, we
Speaker 2: still have a week. Who knows Mitch Mitch Comb's on
Speaker 2: the Pickup although we have a ridiculous show. What By
Speaker 2: the time this comes out, it'll be an ounce. But
Speaker 2: Laura Burn, who's my co host on the Pickup, is
Speaker 2: on Dancing with the Stars. Wow, so next week it'll
Speaker 2: be fucking dancing unless you want to come on and
Speaker 2: dance for a bit.
Speaker 1: Well, dancing on the radio. She's dancing on television, not
Speaker 1: on your radio show. You know.
Speaker 2: We have to talk about that forever, and now it's
Speaker 2: going to be our talking point. Yeah, dance with the Stars.
Speaker 1: Your stream of consciousness now is just so fascinating. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is do a next week. You could keep going.
Speaker 1: You can actually know we'll be talking about Dancing with
Speaker 1: the Stars every day for an hour. Sorry, no, can do?
Speaker 3: We will?
Speaker 2: We have Sonya Krueger on twice, she's the host. What
Speaker 2: about Shaus just one's nights? Leave it with you, Mitchell,
Speaker 2: make some calls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's fine, I'm just stirring you. But having
Speaker 1: said that, clearly your producer wants me dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I will talk to her about that, because now it's.
Speaker 1: Pretty apparently she didn't even reply to you. To my management,
Speaker 1: that's what That's what I've been told. Maybe it went
Speaker 1: to junk.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, did it could have?
Speaker 1: It could have. I'll give it the benefit of the down.
Speaker 2: Who else? What are the talent on your roster? We've
Speaker 2: been emailed. I checked my inbox when you told me this,
Speaker 2: and that's not in my inbox, so I wasn't c
Speaker 2: seed on it because if it was, I whenever I
Speaker 2: get an interview request that comes to me, I go,
Speaker 2: here's my executive producer. She'll sort it and then loop
Speaker 2: it in. So I didn't get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Oh it's fine. I'm not worried.
Speaker 2: You've sold out, which is huge news.
Speaker 1: I've saw it out the Friday night, so.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you still got Wednesday then Melbourne? How soon thereafter?
Speaker 1: Is Melbourne end of the month, like twenty seventh?
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, that'll be fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're going to have to have another mark
Speaker 1: up week where you guys do all the producing, so.
Speaker 2: We can get that done. It'll be fine. Yeah, let's
Speaker 2: do it, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you've got time to think of a ridiculous
Speaker 1: idea that normally I'd say, now, that's stupid. A lah,
Speaker 1: Top five door bells, We've done, Top five Moms, Yes,
Speaker 1: TV mums, TV mum bums, TV.
Speaker 2: Bumps, TV TV bum I got what bums have been
Speaker 2: on TV? Well, I leave that with you, then leave
Speaker 2: it with us, of course, how we all been Otherwise,
Speaker 2: Sean got a new job. Congrats to Sean. Can we
Speaker 2: talk about that on the air.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Did he get a new job?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if he wants me to talk
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 2: Congrats. That's all, we'll say well done.
Speaker 1: Because he didn't even he didn't even want to say
Speaker 1: precisely what his old job was. Remember, No, of course,
Speaker 1: Well we're just going to say about it, and goes,
Speaker 1: I work in politics.
Speaker 2: That's all. It's all. We're not going to say anything more.
Speaker 1: Well, it's got a new job with a fat pay rise.
Speaker 4: So wow, sugar, congratulations Sean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't even realize that hungry Jacks were hiring still,
Speaker 2: but that's awesome. You know what, if I had to
Speaker 2: work at one of the fast food chains, it would
Speaker 2: be hungry jacks. Really. Yeah, the burgers was so much better.
Speaker 1: They've brainwashed you.
Speaker 2: No, they are the wopp of the mayonnaise and the
Speaker 2: burgers are flame grilled. There's char on it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're not there to eat, you're there to work.
Speaker 2: What's up you today?
Speaker 1: God, Jenny, are you a manager there or something? When
Speaker 1: there's leaning, there could be cleaning, bitch.
Speaker 2: And when I teach you about my mum's washing machine,
Speaker 2: you defend your fucking revel.
Speaker 4: It's a top loader okay, sorry?
Speaker 2: He so a top wider would make me your bottom,
Speaker 2: wouldn't it.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're loading into a top, so that would
Speaker 2: make into onto. It depends parking. E mate, how would
Speaker 2: you get that stain out of your clothes?
Speaker 1: Depends on what color clothes.
Speaker 2: Actually, it just comes out.
Speaker 1: I don't say it comes sorry, it just goes out.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Should we Dogen branded woolen dryerballs?
Speaker 1: God? I hate it when this happens, when you come
Speaker 1: up with a hair brained idea and then for months,
Speaker 1: even years upon end, we get DNSPAN like when are
Speaker 1: you doing that? I still we still get messages about
Speaker 1: the fucking edge and car fragrance. What happened? It was
Speaker 1: minimum ordered two thousand, and I was like, I'm just
Speaker 1: not confident we're going to sell two thousand car fragrances
Speaker 1: and I don't want to be stuck with them.
Speaker 2: It's too many.
Speaker 1: That's a lot.
Speaker 2: Wonder if we could make our own I remember when
Speaker 2: the receptionist here at Kiss at the start of the pandemic,
Speaker 2: when hand sanitizer was really hard to come by, she
Speaker 2: youtubed how to make hand sanitizer and then made bootleg
Speaker 2: hand senators.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I did a video making our own hand
Speaker 1: sanitizer because it was sold out everywhere. Yes, it's just
Speaker 1: like a bit of rubbing alcohol. What else was in there?
Speaker 2: You need to make it a bit thickly.
Speaker 1: There's something you put in there to make it jelly like. Correct,
Speaker 1: but the receptionists. But it's really fucking potent.
Speaker 2: Yes, she did it, and she put it in all
Speaker 2: the hand machines around that. We had four staff members
Speaker 2: of a third degree but I'm not joking. And she
Speaker 2: said aid in there, and she put green food dye
Speaker 2: in it, so it kind of looked like anyway we
Speaker 2: all had. She's no longer with it, so I think
Speaker 2: she's in federal prison. But she burnt so many people's hands.
Speaker 2: I put it on. It's really potent. Yes, it was
Speaker 2: just our an idiot.
Speaker 1: Speaking of di wise, I made my own clips last night.
Speaker 2: Watching your Instagram for a bit on one of twelve platforms.
Speaker 2: I caught that end of it on LinkedIn and it
Speaker 2: was phenomenal.
Speaker 1: One of twelve platforms.
Speaker 2: No, I just every I was like going through all
Speaker 2: my socials and you were alive on every platform.
Speaker 1: I like to fucking work smart, not hard. If I'm
Speaker 1: going live, I'm going live everywhere.
Speaker 2: I agree. I was very impressed. But I watched on
Speaker 2: Facebook for a bit and I don't think you knew
Speaker 2: I was there.
Speaker 1: I was making my own clips for the comedy show.
Speaker 1: If that doesn't entice you to buy tickets in Sydney
Speaker 1: on Melbourne, I don't know what done made clips?
Speaker 2: What was your source material for the clip?
Speaker 1: I printed out a diagram? Okay, yeah, I was going
Speaker 1: to do what it looks like internally. That was too fiddly.
Speaker 1: They're quite complex, the clip they are, and so I
Speaker 1: just focused on the external. So I made flaps and
Speaker 1: then a little bean on top.
Speaker 2: Lovely.
Speaker 4: Oh that's beautiful.
Speaker 2: You should have brought it in so Jenna could have critiqued.
Speaker 2: We don't really have any hands on.
Speaker 1: Oh, not to worry. That's Sean answer it.
Speaker 3: Take it.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm recording the podcast. What do you want?
Speaker 2: No back, I Sean. It's so fine.
Speaker 1: We love you.
Speaker 2: He's flipping burgers, would fishes ago, No, no, no, we're
Speaker 2: doing the show. It's all good.
Speaker 3: How are you.
Speaker 2: I'm really well. Congratulations on the new job.
Speaker 4: Congratulations.
Speaker 1: They're talking about it before and said, oh, we're loaning
Speaker 1: to talk about Shawn's new job. I said, I don't know, actually,
Speaker 1: so we'll just leave it at that. You've got a
Speaker 1: new job.
Speaker 2: I did go into detail.
Speaker 1: We've started to rumor that your new job is at
Speaker 1: Hungry Jacks.
Speaker 2: He's cleaning the floor. Are you in a public children's pool. No,
Speaker 2: I'm not a local shopping center. Same time, Well, I
Speaker 2: tell you what I need to do.
Speaker 4: Terrified to do is I'm going to tell my kids
Speaker 4: that I'm canceling their plays because I've got a new job.
Speaker 1: He's a drama teacher. On the side of the new
Speaker 1: job means you can't do that anymore. I'm literally just
Speaker 1: pacing with the shots, not even buying anything. Oh, were
Speaker 1: you about to go into the class? Yeah, you should
Speaker 1: film it. I've seen those videos go viral, teachers breaking
Speaker 1: up with their class. They do, actually, because it's a
Speaker 1: drama class. You're obviously quite an actor. You better cry
Speaker 1: on cue and they better cry and Q as well.
Speaker 2: They were. They were put a lot.
Speaker 5: Of pride of iding on this moment.
Speaker 1: You know that after we went to lunch with n
Speaker 1: and she asked if you got the job or not,
Speaker 1: because you must have mentioned you had a job interview. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh god, I told you be one of the first people.
Speaker 2: Sorry tunneling anyway, so I'm interrupting you.
Speaker 1: I'm going to I'm going to just back when you're done. Yeah, sorry, tunnel,
Speaker 1: he deserved it. We did end up going to lunch
Speaker 1: with Nan. Thanks for asking.
Speaker 2: I messaged you in as off the record.
Speaker 1: I saw a photo. Yeah, I put it in the
Speaker 1: face that was how is your lunch with Man?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think I wore her out by the end. She
Speaker 1: was really chatting starting then towards the end she was
Speaker 1: starting to fade.
Speaker 2: I could tell she tired. Yeah, bless her. John's such
Speaker 2: a sweetheart.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we hope this podcast made you feel at least
Speaker 1: three percent better today. That's all so we do. We
Speaker 1: can only hope, can't we.
Speaker 2: That's all we can. At the end the day, all
Speaker 2: we have is hope.
Speaker 1: That's all we have.
Speaker 2: All Right, We'll see you.
Speaker 1: In a week everyone, Yep, can't.
Speaker 2: Pig week incoming. I don't think next week. I think
Speaker 2: we do it. The week after, Yeah, apcially I think
Speaker 2: we have Well.
Speaker 1: The week after is the week that I go to Melbourne,
Speaker 1: I believe so.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh well, if it's your call.
Speaker 1: That's when it's yours actually, because that's the week that
Speaker 1: I rock up and I do nothing apart from talk.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Do.
Speaker 4: I'm stressing.
Speaker 1: It's pig week next week or the week after, it's
Speaker 1: the week after. Okay, okay, sweet, all right, we'll see
Speaker 1: you next week everyone, Thanks for listening. Bye. Bar Is
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