WEBVTT - #144: Laundry Hacks

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<v Speaker 1>This is is it just.

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<v Speaker 2>Hosted a black couple of mitches. Yeah, yourself for the

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<v Speaker 2>rude shocks of young adulthoodier and kind of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Just you, you feelthy unhinged bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Is Michu and Mitchell coups? Hello you?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello you?

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<v Speaker 1>What's happening?

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back? Not much much, not much?

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<v Speaker 1>How you feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm all right, I've been better. Yeah, I'm good. How

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<v Speaker 2>are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Mentally I'm fine. I've just bloody sore at the moment,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a stiff neck.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, sw and stiff in the same sense as my

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<v Speaker 2>mind goes somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm feeling very stiff today.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you're looking at Why why you sore?

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<v Speaker 1>Pilate's probably yeah. I also haven't been Toikaro in a while.

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<v Speaker 1>I swear sometimes I feel like I might be a

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<v Speaker 1>scam because they readjust you. But then you need it more,

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<v Speaker 1>so you have to keep going back.

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<v Speaker 2>What's Cairo?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? You know, like you see the tiktoks, so people

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<v Speaker 1>get their neck and their back cracked, all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh chiropractor, Yeah, you get caught church thing.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought like Cairo was like a thing you did

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<v Speaker 2>on Friday nights or something.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's quiet. Oh WHI yeah, jumble the letters a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like there's.

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<v Speaker 2>Something Cairo, like a Christian people do Cairo or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe they do. I don't know who know kiro for everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>You're okay, I didn't know you went to a cat

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<v Speaker 2>a chiropractor.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I love it. It's kind of addictive because right

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<v Speaker 1>now I'm just craving a good crack.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I had so many innuendoes today. Yeah, I'm craving a

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<v Speaker 1>good crack. It's like an itch that needs to be scratched.

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<v Speaker 2>Where is it? Where's the crack?

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<v Speaker 1>The neck, the back, the pussy and there?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what my Kira said to me the

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<v Speaker 1>other day, Well, last time I saw him a month

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<v Speaker 1>or so ago, he told me that it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>recommend this podcast to his wife because apparently she has

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<v Speaker 1>a long commute to Woollongong or something. And so he goes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she loves what are their names, Tony and Ryan? I said, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're friends of ours, and so he said he'd recommended that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's me. So hello Jack the chiropractice wife. If you're listening,

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<v Speaker 1>missus crack is his name?

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<v Speaker 3>Jack?

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<v Speaker 2>Crack.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that would be perfect imagine. Yeah, well

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<v Speaker 1>shout out.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's what happened. When I moved into my new place.

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<v Speaker 2>The guy was like, oh, yes, so he's just sweat

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<v Speaker 2>you to do the podcast. And I'd never mentioned it before,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, yes, do the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>So he outed himself as a listener.

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<v Speaker 2>Now his wife and his daughter loved the podcast. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what came first, the wife or the daughter. I wonder

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<v Speaker 2>who got.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that the daughter probably has the TikTok Yeah, yeah, true,

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<v Speaker 1>so she would have gotten the wife onto it. But

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<v Speaker 1>speaking of which, we really should say Happy Mother's Day

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<v Speaker 1>to all the mom's listening.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy mother's day. Yeah, Happy mother's Day to our in

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<v Speaker 2>house mother, price keeper Jenna, who.

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<v Speaker 4>Is thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a real.

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<v Speaker 2>Maternal energy, Jenna about you hardly, Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd be a great You're a great mum to Dune.

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<v Speaker 1>What Connie, Bunny, Connie, I think if you had an

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<v Speaker 1>actual child, it would walk all over you. I think

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<v Speaker 1>you could stress.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that kid, it would run your life.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because it'd get the the cunning nature from its mother.

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<v Speaker 1>So they'd be constantly scheming.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, scheming, baby, definitely. Yeah, Yeah, it's good for conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you don't want to story, maybe well, Happy Mother's Day? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Happy mother Day of the mom's out there.

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<v Speaker 1>The day that this episode comes out, Happy Mother's Day

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<v Speaker 1>or after the fact. Hope you had to go with

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<v Speaker 1>his Mother's Day. But if you didn't, I mean, as usual,

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<v Speaker 1>we're here to try and make you feel at least

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<v Speaker 1>three percent better today.

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<v Speaker 2>Totally also loved those people who don't have mums. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Mother's Day can be really triggering when everyone's talking about

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<v Speaker 2>how lovely Mother's Day is, so our thoughts are with

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<v Speaker 2>you can be really tough for some people.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it can be a sad day for some.

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<v Speaker 1>So we hope to make you feel three percent better

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<v Speaker 1>four for those people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can get a four percent. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>guess what have you? Look? How I'm sitting in the

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<v Speaker 2>studio my legs up? Did you notice?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that significant?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Well, I'm kind of looks like I'm propositioning you, Jenitor.

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<v Speaker 2>Perhaps it does.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually it's not going to suck itself.

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<v Speaker 2>Soon's Thursday night.

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<v Speaker 1>It's for birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a massage done and I was just talking

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<v Speaker 2>about but it wasn't a crack.

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<v Speaker 3>It was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a muscular massage and they were so busy

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<v Speaker 2>and he's like, oh, my son can do it, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like sure, and I'm like, that's it's not a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>A problem.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not on staff.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's not on staff. The son was there and

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<v Speaker 2>he was on his iPad. He was an adult, like

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<v Speaker 2>he was probably twelve year old. I probably would have

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<v Speaker 2>loved that a little you know, tap dancing kid on

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<v Speaker 2>my back. That would have been lovely. Gets in all

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<v Speaker 2>the nooks and crannies and can really carate each other. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, I guess that's all right. He had

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<v Speaker 2>like a like a T shirt on that looked like

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<v Speaker 2>a it was like a polo shirt. It kind of

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<v Speaker 2>looked like he had a sports day like. It looked

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<v Speaker 2>like he's oh yeah, maybe he's twelve, I think. And

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<v Speaker 2>he was really sweet, but he was shocking.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not good at massaging.

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<v Speaker 2>He was not a massuse. I walk in and he goes,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, so take off whatever you're comfortable with. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, whatever I'm comfortable with. If I had my say,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd do this in a full gown. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to be in front of you. So I'm all right,

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<v Speaker 2>So I just strip off to my undies and I

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<v Speaker 2>lie down with my face in the hole. And he

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<v Speaker 2>comes up and goes, all right, where would you like

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<v Speaker 2>me to start?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, oh, you don't want to know, mate.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm like, well, you don't want me face down

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<v Speaker 2>for that. I was like, just do whatever you want to.

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<v Speaker 2>I trust you, but I want the head done and

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<v Speaker 2>then the back the head.

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<v Speaker 1>I love a head massage, oh like a scalp, Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it for the hairdresser's.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you are missing out if you haven't

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<v Speaker 2>got an actual head massage. They're amazing, brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, because of my addiction to Cairo, I equate massages

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<v Speaker 1>to the feeling of sexual frustration because I'm like, I mean, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>this is great, but it's like they're edging me. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to be cracked. They don't go tissue enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I thought you meant you wanted to be flipped.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's the same feeling as sexual frustration, where you're like, oh, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>So close, but still say god, got it, got it.

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<v Speaker 2>That kind of keeps it fun, though, you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>want to be cracked. Okay, jeez, I wanted to crack.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna call Shorn crack your boyfriend crack.

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<v Speaker 4>So maybe I could crack you.

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<v Speaker 2>I cracked. No, I cracked my family.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so you put your hand up and offer to

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<v Speaker 1>crack her, but not.

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<v Speaker 2>I can crack you. Do you want to crack you?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you actually crack people?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I can crack. Whereabout in the back, in the

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<v Speaker 2>middle of the spine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that'll help.

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<v Speaker 2>Should we try?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>How are we going to? Okay, stand up?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, on the head foots, don't a line on the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, this is this is a different crack. I

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<v Speaker 2>have to It's a really intense hug. It's very intimate.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, ready, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Now face me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, this is intimation. Now okay, so it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a huge made it up in my hands.

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<v Speaker 2>You just put your hands, okay, come here, yeah, relax. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so breathe in and now shake it out. Okay, breathe in.

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<v Speaker 2>Why my eyes closed? Okay, sorry, breathe in and out.

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<v Speaker 2>It didn't work.

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<v Speaker 1>He just lifted me up.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never done that before. I was like, what the

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<v Speaker 2>what's that?

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<v Speaker 1>That was so awkward? I knew you were having me on,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was like, you don't crack someone breast to

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<v Speaker 1>breast track them from behind.

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<v Speaker 2>If you ever see that footage ever goes anywhere you

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<v Speaker 2>watch in my eyes, I'm like, what do I do now?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm feeling very sexually frustrated.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, listen, You're not gonna be frustrating in the show.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be fun. My massage was shitty and he

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<v Speaker 2>poured hot oil on my back. Like long story shot,

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<v Speaker 2>I have a third degree burn on my back.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you eventually get the massage person you paid for?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>It was shocking.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you get a refund?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>He poured boiling scolding oil on my back. Oh sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I've never used this before, And I'm like, well.

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<v Speaker 1>Then why the fuck pour it on my nude back?

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<v Speaker 2>So I've got third degree burns and it's broken out

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<v Speaker 2>because it's like it's oil, and my back is pimply.

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<v Speaker 2>It's awful. So I kind of have to sit up

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<v Speaker 2>in a weird way.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I am all right there. I'm that's mere.

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<v Speaker 1>A Cairo would never just say no.

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<v Speaker 2>They would never, by the way, because.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Mother's Day, we're doing the top five TV mums

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<v Speaker 1>later on ranking the best mum characters from TV.

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<v Speaker 2>We really are, and there's so many mums out there

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<v Speaker 2>on TV that formed like what I wanted in a mum,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I thought these were my dream mums, these TV characters.

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<v Speaker 1>But also some of them are funny characters because they're

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<v Speaker 1>actually shocking mothers. So it's going to be hard. It's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be interesting to see how we actually rank them.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we reward them for their good mothering?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a good point actually, or are they a

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<v Speaker 2>good mum because they're a terrible mum in great television?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I know it's gonna be tricky. Also, laundry hacks, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I swear we didn't put this in there as some

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<v Speaker 1>sort of sexist nod to Mother's Day. Laundry hacks, what's

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<v Speaker 1>the women like? No, this is a follow on from

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<v Speaker 1>last week. We said we were going to do it,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but we did say, remember we had a meeting

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<v Speaker 2>in January we said for Mother's Day, let's talk about laundry.

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<v Speaker 1>What do mothers do?

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<v Speaker 2>Laundry? No, it's a coincidence. If it's your first time listening, though,

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<v Speaker 2>We start the show the same every week. Two. Is

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<v Speaker 2>it just me something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's mine? Is

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<v Speaker 2>Mine's a TikTok that I saw that has blown me away.

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<v Speaker 2>Something that we do every day, and we've done to

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<v Speaker 2>each other, all three of us, And it could be

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<v Speaker 2>every day. In deep trouble, we probably do it every day.

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<v Speaker 2>Not to each other every day, Oh right, okay, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's something that we do it. It's a daily occurrence,

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<v Speaker 2>especially in this modern world, and it could get us,

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<v Speaker 2>that could send us to prison, and it could make

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<v Speaker 2>us bankrupt. Sorry, it's a grave warning.

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<v Speaker 1>You better just go first, because I'm very curious about

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<v Speaker 1>what the fuck you're talking.

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<v Speaker 2>About, jumping to my agent?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Were you not aware that the banks read the description

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<v Speaker 2>you put in bank transfers?

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<v Speaker 1>They know, they know when they read them. When do

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<v Speaker 1>they read them when they go through?

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<v Speaker 4>No? But isn't it if you just want to take

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<v Speaker 4>a loan or something.

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<v Speaker 1>No, still applause the ball. If you're trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>a home loan or any other line, they will probably

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<v Speaker 1>look in depth. They don't put in the description drugs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>hook up, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Prostitution cash. I saw this TikTok have listened to this.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you know when you're sending money to a friend

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<v Speaker 5>and you just kind of pop in a random transfer

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<v Speaker 5>description for farm a'll Leie sent a quick thirty dollars

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<v Speaker 5>to someone and got called in by the Economic and

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<v Speaker 5>Trade sanctioned team at Saint George Bank. When you're trans

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<v Speaker 5>sfaring someone money, if it includes certain words, it can

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<v Speaker 5>set alarm bells off at banks, which leads to emails

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<v Speaker 5>like this one that was sent to Ali. What was

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<v Speaker 5>Arlie's transfer description? You might be wondering, Well, Ali was

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<v Speaker 5>just sending birthday money to his nephew whose last name

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<v Speaker 5>happens to be Muslim, so he puts Muslim b Day.

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<v Speaker 5>According to experts, Arli's birthday message was probably flagged under

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<v Speaker 5>something like the UN's Counter Terrorism Regime, so a really

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<v Speaker 5>good birthday outcome. Defact has this big list of sanctioned

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<v Speaker 5>individuals and the banks can look at those names. There

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<v Speaker 5>are some people with the name Muslim on that list,

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<v Speaker 5>but there are other names on the list that include

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<v Speaker 5>some really common words like dad.

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<v Speaker 1>What's wrong with the word dad?

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<v Speaker 5>Father's day must be really busy at the banks.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for lyne insane.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder what other trigger words there are. Yeah, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>love to know, surely, just like gun, Yeah, that would

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<v Speaker 1>raise the bell.

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<v Speaker 2>Murder, Yeah, I'm assuming murder. Drugs definitely an yeah, Okaine,

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<v Speaker 2>bag probably bag as well.

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<v Speaker 1>True, although how doune would you have to be to

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<v Speaker 1>actually put bag if you've bought a bag of cocaine

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<v Speaker 1>or someone to put it into the description last night's bag?

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<v Speaker 2>I know, but you'd never be stupid enough to do

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<v Speaker 2>it if you were actually buying a bag. However, if

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<v Speaker 2>someone transferred you from drinks, I would put bag as

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<v Speaker 2>a joke, you know, yeah, and then and then they'll

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<v Speaker 2>flag it as something real. But isn't it crazy that

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<v Speaker 2>there's obviously an AI that just flags it when it's

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<v Speaker 2>sent through automatically. It must read it, and then it

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<v Speaker 2>sends alarm bells and she had a meeting with them

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<v Speaker 2>over it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's scary.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds a bit oversensitive that AI. Actually the word

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<v Speaker 1>dad is a trigger? Why?

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<v Speaker 2>What is this trauma? Is what trauma is the AI

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<v Speaker 2>gone through?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I transferred jender a dollar and let's put a word

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<v Speaker 2>in and see for triggers.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you know if it triggers, So don't you

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<v Speaker 1>need someone that works at a bank.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be investigated, they'll they'll be the Fraud Commission coming

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<v Speaker 2>down on them.

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<v Speaker 1>One dollar for assault rifle.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I'm not doing that. Do you have pay

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<v Speaker 2>id Jenna?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Okay, Oh, let's not fuck with that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll let the rec god show I would have sent

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<v Speaker 2>jennat twelve dollars for beheading money? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Shall I hear you with my age?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Go for it?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you not trust Wi Fi connectivity?

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<v Speaker 2>Never?

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<v Speaker 1>Never will No. I'm not talking about like a laptop

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<v Speaker 1>or you know, your TV for Internet browsing or streaming

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. I'm talking about devices that you need to

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<v Speaker 1>connect to stuff through Bluetooth or Wi Fi whatever it

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<v Speaker 1>may be. Yeah, it never fucking works for me.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean explain that more?

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<v Speaker 1>I got those sunnies that have the camera in them,

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<v Speaker 1>the ray bands. I wasn't gonna name the brand, but sure, okay, okay, sorry, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>let's best merch them. I don't mind really, because they're

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<v Speaker 1>fucked the ray band stories. It just will not connect

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<v Speaker 1>and it keeps saying, oh reset try again, no device found,

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<v Speaker 1>even though I'm doing. I'm following all the steps. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>holding the switch down until the light blinks, blew all

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<v Speaker 1>that fucking rubbish. Yeah, and it just won't work. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I say to them, OI, it's not working, and

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<v Speaker 1>they'll be like, that's weird. Have you tried these? Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>I've tried the fucking trouble shooting steps. That's the first

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<v Speaker 1>thing I did. I wouldn't be speaking to you if

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't tried it. Same deal with my air purifier.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is that a smart air Purifi?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? No, evidently, But for the longest time, maybe a year.

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<v Speaker 1>The first year I had it, I could control it

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<v Speaker 1>with my phone. So if I was in bed and

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<v Speaker 1>I looked up and I was just like, dust, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>just grab my phone.

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<v Speaker 2>What wait, So what do you mean by air purifier?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a machine that sucks the air in and.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, okay airborne pollutants it's supposed to catch. It

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<v Speaker 1>still works, but now I have to finger it like normal.

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<v Speaker 1>The Wi Fi thing won't work, and it keeps telling

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<v Speaker 1>me no device is detected. I'm like, it's right there,

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<v Speaker 1>the light's blinking. What's happened?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like this is a very you issue. Just

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<v Speaker 2>press the button. What's the problem, Well, just get up

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<v Speaker 2>and press the button.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but it's given me the option, so I

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<v Speaker 1>should be able to use it. That's the whole point

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<v Speaker 1>of difference. Because there's the Brevel air purifier and then

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<v Speaker 1>there's the Brevel Smart air purifier. The only point of

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<v Speaker 1>difference is that you could connect to the stupid Brevel

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<v Speaker 1>app and I can't even bloody do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, if it makes me feel like I'm try to

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<v Speaker 2>teach my olma how to use Netflix, you should know better, Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 2>You should be able to fix it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've tried.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually not anything I'm doing wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe it.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I've had similar problems with you Connie's home camera,

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<v Speaker 4>you see that shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not bothering with a pet cam because it just

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<v Speaker 1>won't work for me, I know it. Or it might

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<v Speaker 1>work for a few months and then all of a

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<v Speaker 1>sudden it drops out once and you can never reconnect

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<v Speaker 1>it again.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, okay for two weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm with you. I actually think cheap, shitty products

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<v Speaker 2>work better in some regards than the really expensive stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Like my PlayStation always loses connection with got a headset

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<v Speaker 2>and my aarpods are stupid all the time. It costs

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<v Speaker 2>hundreds of dollars. But then like the four dollar you

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<v Speaker 2>know Bluetooth shower speaker that I from Alley Express. It's

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<v Speaker 2>true and it gets rained on every day in the shower,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's so consistent. It never dies.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what has never let me down?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 1>I have one of those little Bluetooth clickers so that

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<v Speaker 1>you can take photos on your phone from a distance.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, and not have to use you know, self timer.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had it for years and it came for free

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<v Speaker 1>with a selfie sick and it's never failed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, always work exactly right.

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<v Speaker 1>But like actual products, like I just said, the fancy

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<v Speaker 1>fucking expensive sunglasses with the camera on it, or the

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<v Speaker 1>air purifire hundreds of bucks, they are fucked. They never work.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's why poor people are so happy they don't

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<v Speaker 2>have to struggle with Wi Fi.

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<v Speaker 1>Well no, that's why I'm unhappy, because I am poor

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<v Speaker 1>and I can't affordered to replace it. I'm like, why

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<v Speaker 1>did it stop working?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a real issue, to be honest. How many

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<v Speaker 2>people listening to this podcast right now had Wi Fi issues?

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<v Speaker 2>Will we cutting in and out was the bluetooth dying

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<v Speaker 2>as we were giving that rant.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, someone's listening to me rant about connectivity and then

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<v Speaker 1>they here flat the worst sun in the world. No,

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<v Speaker 1>who can do the best impression of airpod's going flat?

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<v Speaker 2>That was really good.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I won, maybe unbiased? Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>That's enough of these two? Now let's hear and is

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<v Speaker 2>it just you? Good time for? And is it just

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<v Speaker 2>you something that you listening right now have noticed, hate

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<v Speaker 2>or appreciate? You can send us a message on a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of inches, on Insta or on Enduring Idiots and

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<v Speaker 2>we'll get you on the podcast. Your chance to have

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<v Speaker 2>anem of your arnt gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 1>Who we got today, We've.

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<v Speaker 2>Got Jess from Penrith Hollow. Jess, Welcome, Hi Mitch, Mitch

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<v Speaker 2>and Jenna.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi Darling. I assume you're a Panthers supporter being a

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<v Speaker 1>pen with girl. Yes. Absolutely. A good friend of mine

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<v Speaker 1>is a Panther supporters and she was shattered that the

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<v Speaker 1>targets beat them recently. I don't want to talk about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I figured for a very different Jesus Christ is

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<v Speaker 2>a gay quick Panthers losers.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I figured out.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you all like footy teams? Sore losers?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, listen, she can't even bring enself to talk about it.

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<v Speaker 2>You do sound distract? Are you unwell? You sound sick?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it made me sick.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, is all right? We'll out you in and hit

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<v Speaker 2>us with you, okay? Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Is cylindrical ice cream superior to other ice cream like

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<v Speaker 1>rectangular or square tub? Wait? Wait wait cylindrical toilet roll?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Like around?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like the big round.

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<v Speaker 1>To give me an.

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<v Speaker 4>Example, yeah, I need an example, like connoisseur.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes you are. You're preaching the choir here. We just

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<v Speaker 2>said conosseur at the same time. Yes, I'm still with you.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't actually think I've bought a square tub of

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<v Speaker 2>ice cream tub I was picturing.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you meant like a phallic thing. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I like a tub?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, like consoles that I think I think. Sorry, Jenna,

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<v Speaker 2>fancy of the ice cream the more cylindrical tub.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's true. Actually that is exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to google some brands and I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>see if that if that checks out.

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<v Speaker 1>Any other ice cream tub like just the normal streets

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever I associate them with the vomit because.

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<v Speaker 2>Dog food. My auntie used to put the dog food

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<v Speaker 2>in the streets. Actually, I don't feel like people do

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<v Speaker 2>that anymore. Has tup of wear just gone through? People

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<v Speaker 2>just have pirates and tuperwaar now because back in the day,

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<v Speaker 2>my mum Haud used anything that had a lid as

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<v Speaker 2>a container.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I caught myself the other day, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 1>doing that thing you've spoken about many times, using my

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<v Speaker 1>own tup of wear, like a bowl that i'd eat

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<v Speaker 1>popcorn out of as a vomit thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, you vomited.

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<v Speaker 1>No I didn't, but Sean had a little bit too

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<v Speaker 1>much a drink, and I was because I'm a darling.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm going to pop this next to

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<v Speaker 1>your bed in case you need it. Thank god he didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I was serving food out of that the next day.

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<v Speaker 2>And got it income to your house for food the

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<v Speaker 2>next night.

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<v Speaker 1>I just said he didn't use it. Oh you really

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<v Speaker 1>must listen.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, Okay, here we go. Look at this. Oh so

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<v Speaker 2>these are the okay ice cream, there's all those fucking

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<v Speaker 2>ridiculous ice cream flavors now, like the bubblobial ice cream

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<v Speaker 2>in the paddle.

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<v Speaker 1>Pop Hey, it's gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 2>It is good. But look they're all in cylindrical tubs two.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's not that fancy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not that fancy, but it is boutique like it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a limited feels fancy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm going to show you something that's got it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to immediately think poverty. You ready for this

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<v Speaker 2>blue ribbon?

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<v Speaker 1>Ribbons? Okay, but I find that blue ribbon. If you

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<v Speaker 1>pop that in the freezer, it really really freezes, like

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<v Speaker 1>there's icicles.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, there's more. Oh, Sarah Lee's in a cylindrical everybody,

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<v Speaker 2>that's breaking news. I didn't I didn't expect that.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a favorite cylindrical ice cream? Probably cookies

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<v Speaker 1>and cream then I think that's with the cookie chunks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like.

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<v Speaker 4>In movies you always see them go towards a cylindrical

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<v Speaker 4>tub when they're eating out of the top.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good point, actually, you do. You know? My

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<v Speaker 2>favorite ice cream is the ones that replicate the chocolate bars,

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<v Speaker 2>like if they're like the Snickers ice cream and they

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<v Speaker 2>look like a bar or the Mars bar, or you

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<v Speaker 2>get them in Bounty as well, or twigs. Oh, they

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<v Speaker 2>are the and they're so small. It's like a nice

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<v Speaker 2>little three biter and you're done. You know you don't

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<v Speaker 2>shot there because I'd have no self control. I will

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<v Speaker 2>wait for a tub of ice cream to melt and

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<v Speaker 2>then I'll drink it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it is kind of satisfying when it's all running

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<v Speaker 1>around the edge. I love it when it's Do you

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<v Speaker 1>have a like squeeze the ice cream container to make

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<v Speaker 1>it a bit more melting around the air?

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<v Speaker 2>I hold it with my hand because I can masstarted.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes all the time.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you put it in the microwave for ten seconds?

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<v Speaker 2>The cylindrical when it goes a.

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<v Speaker 1>Little and it wouldn't melt because it's card board.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't melt. You can't make away.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure it's pig week next week or maybe

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<v Speaker 1>the week after. Really, my god, and so we should

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<v Speaker 1>we make it a rule. It's pig Weeks cylindrical only. Addition, No,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to limit it.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't we all just we all bring one cylindrical treat,

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<v Speaker 2>but we can also be other treats. Yeah, we can

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<v Speaker 2>all bring one cylindric anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't forget to hit up Jenna for your prize, Darling.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, so well, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel better than get thank you. I gotta be better.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm seeing you next Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, these two just try to jump on and

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<v Speaker 1>buy tickets to come to the show as well. It's

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<v Speaker 1>sold out, and that's how I found out. They still

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<v Speaker 1>were like, oh my god, it's sold out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I can't wait to meet your darling. You're coming

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<v Speaker 1>all the way from Penworth to Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>This was my second time.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw you last time and your mum was talking

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<v Speaker 3>about my wedding with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, just so you know, I'm pretty sure my mom's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be at the Friday night show as well,

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<v Speaker 1>so you've been worn. She will cheer you ere.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be there as well. Can you just let me?

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<v Speaker 2>Surely I can hold up our podcast and go. I

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<v Speaker 2>can come in.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll pretend your staff. I'll I'll put you on

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<v Speaker 1>my rider.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, I'm part of the rider morale. I'll be

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<v Speaker 2>there to come say high.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny is busy, she is, can I yeah, if you want, Okay, we'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Sneak you in. We can get dinner beforehand, Jenny, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can both just transfer me for the tickets. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll pay you great.

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<v Speaker 2>Something about getting a meal before a show, either it

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<v Speaker 2>be a stage show or stand up whether it's always tie,

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<v Speaker 2>always get tied, true, odd always.

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<v Speaker 1>Even last year my parents made such a thing of

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<v Speaker 1>it getting tied before the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, tie is such a pre show meal. Really, you

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't get Chinese before a show, no way.

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<v Speaker 1>No tie. Yes, anyway, I'll see you very soon.

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<v Speaker 2>In that case, send us a DM jess thank you

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<v Speaker 2>so much. You can get in touch as well a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of inches on Insta, send us an indym of

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<v Speaker 2>your own and we'll get you on right now. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, this is huge. It's time for this's the

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<v Speaker 2>top five.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're doing a top five today and because we've

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<v Speaker 1>just had Mother's Day, we're doing the top five. TV mums.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>TV mums formed me as a human. I think they're

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<v Speaker 2>the best.

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<v Speaker 1>It always seems to be the favorite character, like in

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<v Speaker 1>your heart. Yeah, the mum on whatever TV show you watching,

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<v Speaker 1>totally or the mum figure even.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to discredit Michelle Chury, who's a fantastic

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<v Speaker 2>mum and he's continuing to raise me. But TV mums

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<v Speaker 2>they're there when your real mumm isn't you know? They're

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<v Speaker 2>out at Cole's and you're watching you know, Animation Domination

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<v Speaker 2>on a Saturday morning on Fox eight. Yeah, and you

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<v Speaker 2>just fall in love with these mums.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know there's something comforting about them. But also,

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<v Speaker 1>like we said earlier, sometimes the reason you love the

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<v Speaker 1>character is because they're actually a shocking mother. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's entertaining. And so how are we going to decide

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<v Speaker 1>where to rank them in the top five? Do we

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<v Speaker 1>reward them for being a good mother or do we

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<v Speaker 1>reward them forament?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh we could do a bit of both if we like.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, actually it's not up to you. Oh, we're putting

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<v Speaker 1>It's all on your shoulders, Jenner. We're doing one of these.

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<v Speaker 3>Yay.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been waiting for your choice.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna, Mitch and I have agreed on a few mums

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<v Speaker 1>to choose from. Okay, and then get a pen and paper.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna rank them one to five.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, as the only person who can actually bear children

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<v Speaker 2>in this yes, you can you get the final say.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm amazing, Okay, I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 2>It's startless.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's a bit tricky because I've got five TV shows.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but for two of.

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<v Speaker 1>Them, there's two moms. I couldn't choose between. So first

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<v Speaker 1>we have to knock out it's seven at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>First you need to knock it down to five. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So Modern Family and Kath and Kim. I couldn't decide

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<v Speaker 1>between Kath or Kim. Yep here is just a taste

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<v Speaker 1>of Kim's mothering. Hey, look at this.

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<v Speaker 4>Man epony epony spelled cod it's spelled k ot goog

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<v Speaker 4>gooy epony.

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<v Speaker 1>Or think she's going to be a genius, And they

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<v Speaker 1>do say it skips a generation, which it would have

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<v Speaker 1>to in your case. So I actually think that Kim

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<v Speaker 1>turned out to be a good mother on the show,

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<v Speaker 1>Like she wasn't horrific compared to her mother. I think

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<v Speaker 1>Kat is a very shocking mother. I know you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>really watched kathin Kim.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen it, and I know you stand by

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<v Speaker 2>this point, but I feel like I think she's a

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<v Speaker 2>nice mum. She's brutally honest.

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<v Speaker 1>She thinks she's nice. But I think Kath is a

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<v Speaker 1>bit toxic, especially very fat shamy towards Kim. And listen

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<v Speaker 1>to this, Look did you beg fat? You're ballooning out

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<v Speaker 1>on all sides, gonna be airborn in a minute.

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<v Speaker 3>Is there a look, Kim?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, it's jes A Simpson? Home a Simpson?

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<v Speaker 2>Or do you have to.

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<v Speaker 1>Belittle me all the time? A little?

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<v Speaker 4>A little?

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<v Speaker 2>She wouldn't be a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Um. Well, Kim's embarrassing. I mean your weight issues reflect

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<v Speaker 1>badly on me as a parent and on my jean pool.

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<v Speaker 1>It reminds me make a mental night, Caath, I've got

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<v Speaker 1>to get some peol jeans.

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<v Speaker 3>What are famous to do? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>You know a nice light slack for around the hotel

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<v Speaker 1>lagoon area, Sharon.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is one of those situations where it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>is it a good mum because it's a great character

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<v Speaker 2>that's fun exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>This is what I mean. I'm because I find that hilarious,

0:25:01.680 --> 0:25:03.960
<v Speaker 1>because it's wrong, it's self aware humor.

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<v Speaker 2>We have to be kind and warm. I think it

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<v Speaker 2>is best TV mums as someone you'd want to be

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<v Speaker 2>mothered by.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Jene, I just go with you, Tim go Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>First of all, I love Kath as a character, right,

0:25:14.640 --> 0:25:17.840
<v Speaker 4>I think she's hilarious, But in this instance, I think

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<v Speaker 4>Kim is a better mum.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you're gonna knock Cath out of the running.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, unfortunately, okay, I do love her.

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<v Speaker 1>So Cath plays seventh, Well, no, they just didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>make it on the leaderboard. She's got a participation that

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<v Speaker 1>is difficate, okay. And then Modern Family. I couldn't decide

0:25:34.160 --> 0:25:37.680
<v Speaker 1>between Claire Dunfee. Is it Dunfie? Yeah, Dunefee. It sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like I've said it with a list, but I haven't. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you're Claire Dunfee or Gloria Delgado Pritchett.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, this is so. This is another one of those

0:25:45.600 --> 0:25:47.800
<v Speaker 2>situations because I don't actually think Claire's that grade of

0:25:47.800 --> 0:25:49.880
<v Speaker 2>a mother. Gloria is a brilliant mother.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say. I wanted to find audio of each

0:25:53.200 --> 0:25:56.080
<v Speaker 1>mum just to remind people who they are, and I

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<v Speaker 1>really really had to dig for good Clare moments. This

0:25:58.960 --> 0:26:01.000
<v Speaker 1>is the best I could find. Your kids don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to know who you were before you had them.

0:26:02.920 --> 0:26:04.679
<v Speaker 2>You need to know who you wish you were, and

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<v Speaker 2>they need to try to live up to that person.

0:26:07.000 --> 0:26:09.439
<v Speaker 1>They're gonna fall short, but better they fall short of

0:26:09.480 --> 0:26:11.960
<v Speaker 1>the fake you than the real you, which is why

0:26:12.000 --> 0:26:14.080
<v Speaker 1>we don't hide anything that is the opposite of what

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<v Speaker 1>I just said.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that didn't really hit hard.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

0:26:16.960 --> 0:26:20.320
<v Speaker 1>See, her character is like funny because she's a controlling bitch. Yes,

0:26:20.440 --> 0:26:21.359
<v Speaker 1>like that's the whole character.

0:26:21.600 --> 0:26:25.159
<v Speaker 2>She is phil Yeah, she's also neurotic, that part of

0:26:25.200 --> 0:26:25.560
<v Speaker 2>the charm.

0:26:25.800 --> 0:26:29.520
<v Speaker 1>Whereas Gloria from Modern Family. I always wanted a daughter

0:26:29.680 --> 0:26:32.359
<v Speaker 1>to dress her up in pretty dresses, to her hair,

0:26:32.880 --> 0:26:37.120
<v Speaker 1>her nails, her makeup. No one knows this, but for.

0:26:37.160 --> 0:26:39.600
<v Speaker 2>The first year of his life, I made up money

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<v Speaker 2>like a girl and told everybody.

0:26:41.080 --> 0:26:44.960
<v Speaker 1>That he was my daughter, and I from the pictures.

0:26:44.960 --> 0:26:47.400
<v Speaker 1>I told him that it was his twin sister who died.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a noe Brianer who you're knocking out. Gloria,

0:26:52.520 --> 0:26:56.040
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna be winning, right, Okay, So we've got Kimberly

0:26:56.119 --> 0:26:59.200
<v Speaker 1>Kraig nay Die from Kathin Kim in the running, Gloria

0:26:59.240 --> 0:27:02.040
<v Speaker 1>from Modern Family also in the running for the top five,

0:27:02.160 --> 0:27:04.320
<v Speaker 1>of course, Marge Simpson, Well, I.

0:27:04.400 --> 0:27:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Learned a lesson.

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<v Speaker 1>Just because you're a lesbian, it doesn't make your lass

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<v Speaker 1>of a ban Okay, she's iconic.

0:27:12.080 --> 0:27:13.639
<v Speaker 2>She's a brilliant iconic.

0:27:13.880 --> 0:27:16.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she actually is a good mumm, isn't she amazing?

0:27:16.359 --> 0:27:19.359
<v Speaker 2>She has an incompetent husband, her children are rat bags

0:27:19.600 --> 0:27:22.640
<v Speaker 2>at Lista is severely bipolar. And then you know, Maggie's

0:27:22.640 --> 0:27:23.400
<v Speaker 2>pretty easy to mother.

0:27:23.800 --> 0:27:26.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, she's very patient. I've never really thought about

0:27:26.280 --> 0:27:28.360
<v Speaker 1>it hard about Marge as the mother, but yeah, she's.

0:27:28.200 --> 0:27:30.119
<v Speaker 2>Quite solid, isn't she.

0:27:30.640 --> 0:27:34.160
<v Speaker 1>What about Carol Brady from The Brady bg I could her.

0:27:35.040 --> 0:27:37.840
<v Speaker 1>Surely she gets bonus points for being a step mother though.

0:27:37.760 --> 0:27:42.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sweetheart, everybody cares. And I'll bet you're a baseball card.

0:27:42.840 --> 0:27:46.880
<v Speaker 3>You can't guess who cares the most? You No, I'm

0:27:46.920 --> 0:27:50.760
<v Speaker 3>only a step The only steps in this house are

0:27:50.880 --> 0:27:54.240
<v Speaker 3>those the ones that lead up to your bedroom. So

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<v Speaker 3>how about marching right back up there?

0:27:56.560 --> 0:27:59.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I've never even seen that show. And oh

0:27:59.200 --> 0:28:01.000
<v Speaker 2>my god, she does nothing for me. What she had,

0:28:01.040 --> 0:28:02.840
<v Speaker 2>like seventeen kids sounds like bad mothering.

0:28:03.000 --> 0:28:04.800
<v Speaker 1>She didn't have to know she had three, and then

0:28:04.840 --> 0:28:07.240
<v Speaker 1>she married a man that already had three. That's the

0:28:07.280 --> 0:28:10.240
<v Speaker 1>way they all became the Brady Bunch, The Brady Bunch,

0:28:10.840 --> 0:28:11.960
<v Speaker 1>Brady Bunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, Now have.

0:28:13.200 --> 0:28:15.080
<v Speaker 1>You not seen it? It's a story of a lovely lady.

0:28:15.280 --> 0:28:19.600
<v Speaker 2>No please, no, no, I have no interest in her,

0:28:19.600 --> 0:28:21.320
<v Speaker 2>But generally I guess you're you're deciding.

0:28:21.359 --> 0:28:22.840
<v Speaker 1>So okay, no I do.

0:28:23.000 --> 0:28:24.640
<v Speaker 4>I do love Carol Breder and.

0:28:24.600 --> 0:28:27.640
<v Speaker 1>The final one in the running is Marie Barone from

0:28:27.640 --> 0:28:28.639
<v Speaker 1>Everybody Loves Raymond.

0:28:29.280 --> 0:28:29.880
<v Speaker 3>To make the.

0:28:29.760 --> 0:28:35.080
<v Speaker 1>Perfect people, the most important ingredient is the love. Without

0:28:35.119 --> 0:28:40.160
<v Speaker 1>the love, it's just a ball of meat. So bear

0:28:40.160 --> 0:28:42.280
<v Speaker 1>in mind that she crosses a lot of boundaries and

0:28:42.360 --> 0:28:44.800
<v Speaker 1>so she's a bit of a nightmare mother and she

0:28:44.920 --> 0:28:48.720
<v Speaker 1>always interferes. But you know, that's kind of the entertainment value.

0:28:48.840 --> 0:28:50.960
<v Speaker 2>She's very funny. I like her, she is.

0:28:51.080 --> 0:28:51.880
<v Speaker 4>She's very funny.

0:28:51.960 --> 0:28:53.240
<v Speaker 2>Got there's so many we left off.

0:28:53.560 --> 0:28:55.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh, there's so many we could have done. I think

0:28:55.200 --> 0:28:57.760
<v Speaker 1>people might arc up it. It's in the DNS.

0:28:57.800 --> 0:28:59.920
<v Speaker 4>These aren't like the classic ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like geez.

0:29:01.600 --> 0:29:02.640
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so we're going to rank.

0:29:02.760 --> 0:29:06.240
<v Speaker 1>So just remind you, Jenny, you've got Marge Simpson, Carol Brady,

0:29:06.320 --> 0:29:09.560
<v Speaker 1>Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond, Kim from Katherine Kim, and

0:29:09.600 --> 0:29:13.640
<v Speaker 1>Gloria from Modern Family. This is tough, Okay.

0:29:13.320 --> 0:29:15.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, justify every reason please yep.

0:29:18.360 --> 0:29:23.600
<v Speaker 4>Okay, this is a really tough decision because I actually

0:29:23.680 --> 0:29:24.880
<v Speaker 4>do love all these mums.

0:29:26.680 --> 0:29:33.040
<v Speaker 1>In fifth place, Also, she hasn't written it down. She's

0:29:33.040 --> 0:29:33.360
<v Speaker 1>got it all.

0:29:33.360 --> 0:29:35.520
<v Speaker 2>No, No, it's just may give me so much anxiety

0:29:35.520 --> 0:29:37.160
<v Speaker 2>when people when I'm taking my order to do this

0:29:37.240 --> 0:29:40.120
<v Speaker 2>and yeah, you're doing it in a podcast that makes millions.

0:29:40.160 --> 0:29:41.760
<v Speaker 2>So interesting choice, but that's right.

0:29:41.880 --> 0:29:46.560
<v Speaker 4>No, it's all in my head. In fifth place, I'm

0:29:46.600 --> 0:29:54.080
<v Speaker 4>going to go with Kim from Wow. Iconic character, but

0:29:54.440 --> 0:29:57.280
<v Speaker 4>compared to the others, she's not the greatest mum.

0:29:57.360 --> 0:29:59.640
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we're going based on what are you basing that

0:29:59.680 --> 0:29:59.880
<v Speaker 2>on it.

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<v Speaker 4>She's a good mum, she's a good mom, but she's

0:30:02.600 --> 0:30:04.840
<v Speaker 4>compared to the others, she's number five.

0:30:04.960 --> 0:30:06.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm just biased because I love Kathain Kim. I would

0:30:06.760 --> 0:30:08.040
<v Speaker 1>have put her in number one, but that's not my

0:30:08.080 --> 0:30:08.600
<v Speaker 1>decision here.

0:30:08.600 --> 0:30:10.160
<v Speaker 4>But she is very entertaining.

0:30:10.240 --> 0:30:11.680
<v Speaker 2>What season did she have the kid?

0:30:12.160 --> 0:30:14.560
<v Speaker 1>She was pregnant in season two and then season three

0:30:14.560 --> 0:30:16.200
<v Speaker 1>was someone you actually got to see her being a mum?

0:30:16.240 --> 0:30:18.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay then and how many seasons was the show?

0:30:18.400 --> 0:30:18.640
<v Speaker 4>Four?

0:30:19.040 --> 0:30:20.520
<v Speaker 1>And then they had to tell a movie and shit.

0:30:20.440 --> 0:30:22.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, interesting, all right, so you didn't really get

0:30:22.360 --> 0:30:23.560
<v Speaker 2>to see her be much of a mum.

0:30:23.840 --> 0:30:25.840
<v Speaker 1>Well, they did do a flash forward episode and Kyle

0:30:25.880 --> 0:30:26.920
<v Speaker 1>Libnogue played.

0:30:27.160 --> 0:30:28.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's.

0:30:29.680 --> 0:30:31.680
<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, I really need to show you that episode.

0:30:31.680 --> 0:30:32.160
<v Speaker 1>You'll love it, yea.

0:30:32.160 --> 0:30:32.680
<v Speaker 2>I would love that.

0:30:32.720 --> 0:30:37.120
<v Speaker 4>It's a great episode. Anyway, In fourth place, I'm going

0:30:37.200 --> 0:30:38.760
<v Speaker 4>to go with Marie.

0:30:39.200 --> 0:30:42.360
<v Speaker 1>Really, from Everybody Loves Raymond, I would have put Kim

0:30:42.400 --> 0:30:44.880
<v Speaker 1>above Marie. Jesus Christ.

0:30:45.800 --> 0:30:51.040
<v Speaker 4>No, she still has that motherly type of love. Yeah, Kim.

0:30:51.560 --> 0:30:53.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't feel like she's got a cult following either,

0:30:53.400 --> 0:30:55.000
<v Speaker 2>though I don't think people are wearing you know, I

0:30:55.040 --> 0:30:56.280
<v Speaker 2>love Marie shirt.

0:30:56.320 --> 0:30:58.640
<v Speaker 4>But I'm not judging it based on who's popular.

0:30:58.920 --> 0:31:04.120
<v Speaker 2>Clearly we've gathered that, yes, okay, Marie. Interesting was Raymond

0:31:04.120 --> 0:31:04.480
<v Speaker 2>her son?

0:31:04.760 --> 0:31:07.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, that's the same with Robert, and I.

0:31:07.080 --> 0:31:10.160
<v Speaker 2>Guess everyone loved Raymond, so every job of raising him.

0:31:10.240 --> 0:31:13.840
<v Speaker 1>It's actually scary. Everybody loves Raymond is so reminiscent of

0:31:13.880 --> 0:31:16.840
<v Speaker 1>my upbringing because my grandparents live right next door to

0:31:16.880 --> 0:31:19.880
<v Speaker 1>my parents, albeit it's not across the street. They are farms,

0:31:19.880 --> 0:31:23.640
<v Speaker 1>they're at least over a kilometer away, yea. And they're

0:31:23.720 --> 0:31:25.880
<v Speaker 1>a bit of a pain in the ass too.

0:31:26.640 --> 0:31:27.840
<v Speaker 2>It's like your real life story.

0:31:27.920 --> 0:31:30.120
<v Speaker 1>And even the fact that they have Robert single living

0:31:30.160 --> 0:31:32.920
<v Speaker 1>with him, same with my uncle and then he eventually

0:31:32.920 --> 0:31:35.840
<v Speaker 1>coupled up, saying with Robert, it's very reminiscent. Anyway, Is there.

0:31:35.800 --> 0:31:37.520
<v Speaker 2>Any gaysboves Raymond?

0:31:37.560 --> 0:31:38.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't feel like that.

0:31:39.960 --> 0:31:40.520
<v Speaker 2>In the ninetiesn't.

0:31:40.680 --> 0:31:42.160
<v Speaker 1>If there was, they would have been the butt of

0:31:42.160 --> 0:31:43.400
<v Speaker 1>the jokes somehow totally.

0:31:43.760 --> 0:31:47.920
<v Speaker 2>They would have killed we. They always had dumb jokes

0:31:47.960 --> 0:31:49.680
<v Speaker 2>like that, Like you rewatch Friends and they're laughing at

0:31:50.560 --> 0:31:53.280
<v Speaker 2>who had the trans mum Chandler.

0:31:54.160 --> 0:31:56.520
<v Speaker 1>She was the butt of all the jokes, even Carol

0:31:56.560 --> 0:31:58.960
<v Speaker 1>and sus and the lesbian couple. They like make fun

0:31:59.000 --> 0:32:02.520
<v Speaker 1>of them inadvertently anyway, So we're not going to dissect Friends.

0:32:02.600 --> 0:32:07.400
<v Speaker 4>No, No, the final two three? Okay, in third place,

0:32:08.640 --> 0:32:10.520
<v Speaker 4>it's Gloria Real.

0:32:10.400 --> 0:32:15.280
<v Speaker 2>Wow, single mother, immigrant mother you're putting in third?

0:32:15.560 --> 0:32:17.640
<v Speaker 4>Yes? Wow, Yes I am.

0:32:17.920 --> 0:32:18.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't support that.

0:32:19.160 --> 0:32:25.120
<v Speaker 2>Why I don't either. Why she's a single immigrant mother

0:32:25.200 --> 0:32:27.520
<v Speaker 2>working very hard. Yes, she's a sugar mother and she's

0:32:27.520 --> 0:32:28.520
<v Speaker 2>got a lot of cash.

0:32:28.640 --> 0:32:30.000
<v Speaker 4>Yes, I know, that's why I put her.

0:32:30.640 --> 0:32:35.400
<v Speaker 2>But every episode of that show she puts many first, yes, exactly.

0:32:35.520 --> 0:32:38.239
<v Speaker 2>Every storyline is her trying to help him with his

0:32:38.320 --> 0:32:42.800
<v Speaker 2>love life or school projects or becoming the SRC president.

0:32:42.960 --> 0:32:44.520
<v Speaker 2>I think Gloria deserves to be higher.

0:32:44.560 --> 0:32:47.000
<v Speaker 1>I think you're an idiot, Jenna, Well, I think you're both,

0:32:47.720 --> 0:32:48.400
<v Speaker 1>so shut up.

0:32:48.400 --> 0:32:49.080
<v Speaker 2>It's the reasoning.

0:32:49.360 --> 0:32:51.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to hold off of my opinion until you

0:32:51.160 --> 0:32:52.160
<v Speaker 1>tell me who's the number two.

0:32:52.240 --> 0:32:55.880
<v Speaker 4>Okay, number two, it's Marge Simpson.

0:32:56.720 --> 0:33:01.600
<v Speaker 1>Get the fuck. Yeah, it means's.

0:33:00.240 --> 0:33:01.600
<v Speaker 4>Number one is Carol Brady.

0:33:01.760 --> 0:33:06.440
<v Speaker 2>No, which we should never have now, no, give me

0:33:06.480 --> 0:33:07.080
<v Speaker 2>a chance.

0:33:07.200 --> 0:33:10.480
<v Speaker 1>I had the same problem with Carol Brady. I could

0:33:10.560 --> 0:33:14.680
<v Speaker 1>not find any like iconic Carol moments because she doesn't

0:33:14.680 --> 0:33:18.440
<v Speaker 1>speak unless spoken to. She doesn't have any standalone moments

0:33:18.480 --> 0:33:20.840
<v Speaker 1>like Gloria, who can hold her own on screen Carol,

0:33:20.920 --> 0:33:22.480
<v Speaker 1>which replies to everyone else.

0:33:22.640 --> 0:33:25.680
<v Speaker 4>But it was a different time, and you know, growing up,

0:33:25.720 --> 0:33:30.000
<v Speaker 4>I watched the Brady Bunch. I'm old, and I just

0:33:30.080 --> 0:33:32.280
<v Speaker 4>loved Carol. I thought she was the perfect mom.

0:33:32.400 --> 0:33:33.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what this bitch looks like. But

0:33:33.920 --> 0:33:36.040
<v Speaker 2>she's got a bob. Does she have a bob? Yeah?

0:33:36.520 --> 0:33:38.479
<v Speaker 4>Yes, like one that twirls up.

0:33:38.640 --> 0:33:41.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, yeah, it's a bob and a half.

0:33:41.200 --> 0:33:45.920
<v Speaker 2>Bug eyed too. I'm so sorry, but she looks like she's,

0:33:46.200 --> 0:33:48.000
<v Speaker 2>you know, raising her children in a meth den.

0:33:48.200 --> 0:33:50.440
<v Speaker 1>It's a mullet in a way. Her hair is she's

0:33:50.440 --> 0:33:54.400
<v Speaker 1>still alive. No, I don't know who's the actress.

0:33:54.800 --> 0:33:59.120
<v Speaker 2>I remember two. Yes, that's sad. It's very twenty sixteen.

0:33:59.200 --> 0:34:00.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was gonna say, I think that was long

0:34:00.640 --> 0:34:01.600
<v Speaker 1>ago that she died.

0:34:02.080 --> 0:34:02.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh, the poor thing.

0:34:03.160 --> 0:34:05.520
<v Speaker 1>So the number one TV mum is Carol Brady according

0:34:05.560 --> 0:34:07.240
<v Speaker 1>to Jenna, Yes, well I don't agree.

0:34:07.400 --> 0:34:09.360
<v Speaker 4>Well would you say it's number one?

0:34:10.120 --> 0:34:10.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:34:10.760 --> 0:34:12.440
<v Speaker 4>God, you say it's hard.

0:34:12.680 --> 0:34:14.200
<v Speaker 2>I know, straight off off the bat.

0:34:14.360 --> 0:34:17.080
<v Speaker 1>I want to say Kim, but because I'm being subjective,

0:34:17.160 --> 0:34:20.760
<v Speaker 1>I would have to put maybe Gloria because she's entertaining

0:34:20.840 --> 0:34:22.480
<v Speaker 1>and a good mum. She's the double wammy.

0:34:22.520 --> 0:34:25.040
<v Speaker 2>No, it's Marge for me. Marge is the number one mum.

0:34:25.040 --> 0:34:27.960
<v Speaker 2>She is so empathetic, she's so kind, she puts up,

0:34:27.960 --> 0:34:31.000
<v Speaker 2>she's patient, like you said, Mitchell, Yeah, she's the best mum.

0:34:31.200 --> 0:34:33.839
<v Speaker 2>And she's got great hair, great fashion. She's also great

0:34:33.920 --> 0:34:35.200
<v Speaker 2>hair real Yeah.

0:34:35.480 --> 0:34:37.480
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever seen hair like that in real life?

0:34:38.080 --> 0:34:39.520
<v Speaker 2>That's why it's great.

0:34:39.640 --> 0:34:41.480
<v Speaker 4>I wasn't judging it on how they look.

0:34:41.640 --> 0:34:43.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh really, I was judging it on that.

0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:44.320
<v Speaker 1>That's where you're wrong, Jenna.

0:34:44.440 --> 0:34:49.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because because motherhood is all surface level interesting.

0:34:49.160 --> 0:34:51.000
<v Speaker 1>Who do you feel that we forgot.

0:34:50.920 --> 0:34:55.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh Lois Griffin. She's a terrible mum, but she's very funny.

0:34:55.239 --> 0:34:57.719
<v Speaker 4>I don't watch that show, really, no, I've never watched that.

0:34:57.800 --> 0:35:00.520
<v Speaker 1>She's never once noticed that her fucking inf son and

0:35:00.560 --> 0:35:04.000
<v Speaker 1>her dog can talk. She's clearly just an absent parent.

0:35:04.440 --> 0:35:06.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a good point. Actually, why who else? Who

0:35:06.840 --> 0:35:07.560
<v Speaker 2>do you think I've missed?

0:35:07.560 --> 0:35:09.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, because he was saying, oh, there's so

0:35:09.120 --> 0:35:11.360
<v Speaker 1>many we missed. That's true.

0:35:11.680 --> 0:35:12.800
<v Speaker 4>Who else did we miss?

0:35:12.840 --> 0:35:13.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh? So many?

0:35:14.280 --> 0:35:16.279
<v Speaker 1>Let us know in the Facebook group it's called in

0:35:16.360 --> 0:35:18.320
<v Speaker 1>Durian Idiots the Facebook group. Let us know anyone we

0:35:18.400 --> 0:35:20.399
<v Speaker 1>might have forgotten. I mean, obviously I want to put

0:35:20.440 --> 0:35:22.120
<v Speaker 1>forward Meg from Mcloth's Daughters.

0:35:22.160 --> 0:35:24.560
<v Speaker 4>I was going to say that, Yeah, there's not that many.

0:35:24.680 --> 0:35:26.600
<v Speaker 2>There's not that many. You said there were.

0:35:26.560 --> 0:35:29.480
<v Speaker 1>Heaps, there's not that many iconic mums they would be.

0:35:29.560 --> 0:35:32.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you know, for Father's Day, let's do a

0:35:32.400 --> 0:35:33.279
<v Speaker 2>top twenty four dads.

0:35:34.560 --> 0:35:38.480
<v Speaker 1>This is niche. But what about in Heart Stopper on Netflix,

0:35:38.680 --> 0:35:42.200
<v Speaker 1>when Olivia Coleman plays one of the little gay kids mums.

0:35:42.239 --> 0:35:42.960
<v Speaker 1>She's gorgeous.

0:35:42.960 --> 0:35:45.120
<v Speaker 2>I've not seen that show. Should I watch it?

0:35:45.239 --> 0:35:45.479
<v Speaker 3>Yes?

0:35:45.680 --> 0:35:47.880
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck? Why have you not watched it. I

0:35:47.880 --> 0:35:50.600
<v Speaker 1>could have sworn we discussed it on the show. Oh no,

0:35:50.680 --> 0:35:52.439
<v Speaker 1>that was on trash Alley. Never mind.

0:35:52.800 --> 0:35:55.759
<v Speaker 4>No, but you barlet obviously you talked about wanting to

0:35:55.800 --> 0:35:57.640
<v Speaker 4>watch it. Yeah, like a year ago.

0:35:58.120 --> 0:36:00.399
<v Speaker 2>Probably not at the moment. The top five that e

0:36:00.480 --> 0:36:03.160
<v Speaker 2>T have ranked for their top five TV mums. You're

0:36:03.160 --> 0:36:03.840
<v Speaker 2>interested to see what the.

0:36:03.920 --> 0:36:05.080
<v Speaker 4>Mirror mom from ET.

0:36:05.800 --> 0:36:11.200
<v Speaker 2>No, she was a shocking mum. She let a slimy

0:36:11.280 --> 0:36:16.120
<v Speaker 2>sultana into the house, could have killed her children. No,

0:36:16.360 --> 0:36:19.200
<v Speaker 2>he's a shocking mom. She didn't listen to it. She

0:36:19.280 --> 0:36:25.919
<v Speaker 2>gas lit her kids. She had a severe drinking problem drinks.

0:36:26.840 --> 0:36:31.040
<v Speaker 2>Number five on ET's top five TV Mums, Claire Huxtable

0:36:31.160 --> 0:36:32.120
<v Speaker 2>from The Cosby Show.

0:36:32.480 --> 0:36:33.040
<v Speaker 1>Never heard of it.

0:36:33.360 --> 0:36:35.240
<v Speaker 2>She had put up with Bill, So yeah, put her on.

0:36:35.000 --> 0:36:40.000
<v Speaker 2>The Number four is Marge Simpson, Oh wow, Yeah. Number

0:36:40.000 --> 0:36:44.560
<v Speaker 2>three Sophia Petrillo, the mum of the mums from Golden Girls,

0:36:44.960 --> 0:36:51.200
<v Speaker 2>be White's mum, right right right? Wow? Boring? Number two sarah'

0:36:51.200 --> 0:36:54.160
<v Speaker 2>connor from The Terminator bullfucking Ship.

0:36:54.280 --> 0:36:56.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Who's the number one?

0:36:57.239 --> 0:37:02.000
<v Speaker 2>Florence Henderson from The Brainy b Yes, wow, okay, so

0:37:02.160 --> 0:37:05.319
<v Speaker 2>maybe that's that's really weird. Actually that is right. Well,

0:37:05.320 --> 0:37:07.239
<v Speaker 2>we had two of the we had two of the

0:37:07.840 --> 0:37:10.040
<v Speaker 2>of the five. Also, Claire Dumpy was number six, so

0:37:10.080 --> 0:37:11.240
<v Speaker 2>we're in the we're in the culturals.

0:37:11.520 --> 0:37:14.960
<v Speaker 1>So they put Claire above Gloria idiot, Yeah they did.

0:37:15.040 --> 0:37:20.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, anyway, did you go a mom from me? That's ridiculous.

0:37:20.160 --> 0:37:20.960
<v Speaker 2>She was unhinged.

0:37:21.000 --> 0:37:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Remember, I've never seen it.

0:37:22.200 --> 0:37:24.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's my favorite movie, is it? Yeah?

0:37:24.920 --> 0:37:27.239
<v Speaker 1>In my top three movies for someone who reckons it's

0:37:27.280 --> 0:37:29.360
<v Speaker 1>their favorite movie. I've never heard you talk about it.

0:37:29.520 --> 0:37:33.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah's you never asked? Yeah, it's my favorite movie. It's

0:37:33.719 --> 0:37:36.840
<v Speaker 2>got three year old Drew Barrymore in the role of

0:37:36.840 --> 0:37:38.720
<v Speaker 2>a lifetime three four.

0:37:39.400 --> 0:37:40.400
<v Speaker 1>She's like seven.

0:37:41.480 --> 0:37:44.480
<v Speaker 2>Cut the losses, she's five. The mom has a severe

0:37:44.520 --> 0:37:47.040
<v Speaker 2>drinking problem, and it's like gambling with the kids or something,

0:37:47.080 --> 0:37:48.839
<v Speaker 2>and an alien comes in and then the kid hides

0:37:48.880 --> 0:37:52.000
<v Speaker 2>at the MoMA's no fucking idea. She's day drinking. She's

0:37:52.040 --> 0:37:55.640
<v Speaker 2>a boyfriend on the side. Really bad motherhood. But et

0:37:55.840 --> 0:37:58.880
<v Speaker 2>is so cute, oh so cute. And he's about when

0:37:58.880 --> 0:38:00.160
<v Speaker 2>he's in that ditch and he's drained of all his

0:38:00.200 --> 0:38:01.000
<v Speaker 2>color and white.

0:38:01.920 --> 0:38:02.440
<v Speaker 4>I cried.

0:38:02.480 --> 0:38:04.680
<v Speaker 1>I cried I cried, Maybe we should do a top

0:38:04.719 --> 0:38:06.840
<v Speaker 1>five worst mums, real or fictional.

0:38:08.320 --> 0:38:13.040
<v Speaker 2>Our moms would not feature, of course not. Let's do

0:38:13.120 --> 0:38:14.440
<v Speaker 2>top three mums out of our mothers.

0:38:16.080 --> 0:38:19.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Jenna, go do it. No I can't. No,

0:38:19.680 --> 0:38:21.720
<v Speaker 1>I actually do top two out of Jane and Michelle.

0:38:22.360 --> 0:38:23.280
<v Speaker 4>I honestly couldn't.

0:38:25.520 --> 0:38:27.200
<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll fuck married kill instead.

0:38:27.320 --> 0:38:29.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, Well in that case.

0:38:31.400 --> 0:38:33.680
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna have to kill Michelle. I can't fuck her

0:38:33.760 --> 0:38:34.279
<v Speaker 2>or marry her.

0:38:35.000 --> 0:38:37.279
<v Speaker 1>Well, you could have a sexless marriage just to keep

0:38:37.280 --> 0:38:38.200
<v Speaker 1>her illegal.

0:38:39.239 --> 0:38:40.680
<v Speaker 2>We all have to kill our own mothers.

0:38:41.280 --> 0:38:43.080
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm marrying Jane. I don't care.

0:38:44.480 --> 0:38:45.439
<v Speaker 4>I'm marrying my mom.

0:38:46.480 --> 0:38:48.880
<v Speaker 2>Thanks a lot, turning the tables on me, you bastards.

0:38:49.360 --> 0:38:52.080
<v Speaker 2>Go I would marry my mom because I actually don't

0:38:52.080 --> 0:38:54.680
<v Speaker 2>shut her in the foot. She didn't die. And then

0:38:54.680 --> 0:39:00.440
<v Speaker 2>I fucked the brains out of Jane my mom. Awful,

0:39:00.640 --> 0:39:04.080
<v Speaker 2>I retract kill you kill my mom because she's a

0:39:04.080 --> 0:39:06.600
<v Speaker 2>wealth hoarder and she lives in a Then you'd get the.

0:39:06.560 --> 0:39:13.920
<v Speaker 1>Inheritance you're listening to.

0:39:14.320 --> 0:39:17.920
<v Speaker 2>Is it just me the rude shocks of young adulthood?

0:39:18.480 --> 0:39:22.840
<v Speaker 2>You're here, that's me just cleaning. Everybody is that a

0:39:22.880 --> 0:39:23.480
<v Speaker 2>good center fixt.

0:39:24.080 --> 0:39:26.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're doing laundry hacks because we were talking about

0:39:26.520 --> 0:39:28.759
<v Speaker 1>it last week. Mitchell Cherry at the ripe old age

0:39:28.760 --> 0:39:31.080
<v Speaker 1>of twenty seven, it's finally decided to take his laundry

0:39:31.080 --> 0:39:31.759
<v Speaker 1>into his own hands.

0:39:31.800 --> 0:39:34.600
<v Speaker 2>Look, I took my first load, baby, and now I

0:39:34.640 --> 0:39:37.000
<v Speaker 2>loved it. I'm a little loadhorn now and I do

0:39:37.040 --> 0:39:39.320
<v Speaker 2>two loads a day and I feel lighter and I

0:39:39.360 --> 0:39:41.919
<v Speaker 2>feel more mature. I'm doing the laundry now.

0:39:42.040 --> 0:39:44.000
<v Speaker 1>It's almost meditative, isn't it.

0:39:44.120 --> 0:39:46.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's fantastic. And put my AirPods in.

0:39:46.440 --> 0:39:48.160
<v Speaker 2>And because you have to time it for when the

0:39:48.200 --> 0:39:50.920
<v Speaker 2>sun is out, you're always in the sun, you're getting

0:39:50.920 --> 0:39:51.759
<v Speaker 2>beaming on you.

0:39:51.840 --> 0:39:52.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:39:52.040 --> 0:39:52.360
<v Speaker 2>Love me.

0:39:52.680 --> 0:39:54.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't even have a clothes line, so it's never

0:39:54.320 --> 0:39:57.080
<v Speaker 1>been a problem where I'm like, oh, it's raining my clothes.

0:39:57.120 --> 0:39:58.600
<v Speaker 1>You've been on the line for days.

0:39:58.920 --> 0:40:01.280
<v Speaker 2>Well, I Mitch took her. I did a load this morning.

0:40:01.280 --> 0:40:05.839
<v Speaker 2>That's why I'm limping. Well, we're doing laundry hacks, and

0:40:05.880 --> 0:40:09.120
<v Speaker 2>this was sort of spurred on. I hang my clothes wet,

0:40:09.239 --> 0:40:11.120
<v Speaker 2>so when they dry, I put them straight in the

0:40:11.160 --> 0:40:13.000
<v Speaker 2>lawn on a coat, hang on a coat hanger, hang

0:40:13.280 --> 0:40:14.839
<v Speaker 2>your wet clothes on a coat hanger.

0:40:15.000 --> 0:40:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Well, we asked people to send in laundry hacks, and

0:40:18.200 --> 0:40:20.279
<v Speaker 1>Caitlyn sent us a text. So this is going to

0:40:20.320 --> 0:40:23.960
<v Speaker 1>be improvement on your already solid laundry effort. Okay, Caitlyn

0:40:24.040 --> 0:40:27.480
<v Speaker 1>says High Darling's laundry hack. Turn clothes inside out before

0:40:27.520 --> 0:40:29.920
<v Speaker 1>hanging them out on the line, which stops your clothes

0:40:29.960 --> 0:40:31.560
<v Speaker 1>from fading over time in the sun.

0:40:31.880 --> 0:40:35.239
<v Speaker 2>I did that. Surely it just the sun gets gets

0:40:35.239 --> 0:40:36.239
<v Speaker 2>into the other side, doesn't it.

0:40:36.440 --> 0:40:39.319
<v Speaker 1>Know, Well, it's not direct contact. You know. It's like

0:40:39.360 --> 0:40:41.359
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get your face burnt if you face the sun,

0:40:41.400 --> 0:40:42.560
<v Speaker 1>but if you've got your back to.

0:40:42.520 --> 0:40:43.640
<v Speaker 2>It, that's really good.

0:40:43.840 --> 0:40:46.080
<v Speaker 1>That's probably the worst analogy ever. My face is a

0:40:46.120 --> 0:40:47.280
<v Speaker 1>little bit thicker than clothing.

0:40:47.600 --> 0:40:51.240
<v Speaker 2>And we didn't really stop down to a good point.

0:40:51.600 --> 0:40:51.759
<v Speaker 3>You know.

0:40:51.800 --> 0:40:54.560
<v Speaker 2>It's funny. I thought that doing the washing, because I

0:40:54.640 --> 0:40:57.480
<v Speaker 2>will get home, I take my clothes off, so then

0:40:57.520 --> 0:40:59.680
<v Speaker 2>in turn their inside out and then they go straight

0:40:59.680 --> 0:41:02.239
<v Speaker 2>into the washing machine inside out, and then I am

0:41:02.239 --> 0:41:05.759
<v Speaker 2>purposefully un putting them the right way out and then

0:41:05.800 --> 0:41:08.680
<v Speaker 2>hanging them. So it's actually going to save exactly.

0:41:08.880 --> 0:41:11.319
<v Speaker 1>Save yourself the problem. And then even just hang them

0:41:11.400 --> 0:41:13.520
<v Speaker 1>up inside out so you don't have to spend time

0:41:13.760 --> 0:41:16.000
<v Speaker 1>dedicated to Oh, I've got to turn all these shirts

0:41:16.000 --> 0:41:17.920
<v Speaker 1>back the my way, just do it when you put

0:41:17.920 --> 0:41:18.120
<v Speaker 1>it on.

0:41:18.560 --> 0:41:19.799
<v Speaker 2>That's a really good idea.

0:41:19.680 --> 0:41:23.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, exactly. Like I've stopped putting ironing piles and like, oh,

0:41:23.560 --> 0:41:25.040
<v Speaker 1>I've got to get this ironing done. I just if

0:41:25.040 --> 0:41:27.040
<v Speaker 1>I need a shirt half an hour before I need

0:41:27.040 --> 0:41:29.040
<v Speaker 1>to start getting ready, I'll pick the shirt iron it.

0:41:29.600 --> 0:41:31.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't because I don't want to do like an

0:41:31.440 --> 0:41:33.680
<v Speaker 1>ironing load like that could take me hours because I'm

0:41:33.680 --> 0:41:35.960
<v Speaker 1>such a perfectionist. Yeah, it's actually better if I've got

0:41:36.000 --> 0:41:37.080
<v Speaker 1>somewhere to be and I'm like, this is gonna have

0:41:37.120 --> 0:41:37.640
<v Speaker 1>to be a quick eye.

0:41:37.640 --> 0:41:39.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh, this is making me anxious. I don't even own

0:41:39.440 --> 0:41:40.200
<v Speaker 2>an iron.

0:41:40.120 --> 0:41:42.360
<v Speaker 1>Really, Oh, you probably don't need one because you're just

0:41:42.360 --> 0:41:43.520
<v Speaker 1>doing this bloody.

0:41:43.239 --> 0:41:46.880
<v Speaker 2>Cocain and tree an iron. I don't I dry clean

0:41:47.120 --> 0:41:48.640
<v Speaker 2>like suits and business.

0:41:48.280 --> 0:41:50.399
<v Speaker 1>Shirt your own? Yeah, how do you do that?

0:41:51.000 --> 0:41:53.160
<v Speaker 2>I pay someone down the road, all right, at least.

0:41:53.040 --> 0:41:54.440
<v Speaker 1>So you don't dry clean. You don't know.

0:41:54.600 --> 0:41:56.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I have a fucking Elmer press in

0:41:56.560 --> 0:41:57.160
<v Speaker 2>my living room.

0:41:57.200 --> 0:41:59.640
<v Speaker 1>It's like me saying yeah, I ober. Now I'm not

0:41:59.640 --> 0:42:01.160
<v Speaker 1>a drive, I just catch them.

0:42:02.920 --> 0:42:03.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah I fly.

0:42:04.760 --> 0:42:05.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh, you're a pilot.

0:42:05.719 --> 0:42:07.400
<v Speaker 2>Non to Melbourne on.

0:42:07.400 --> 0:42:11.839
<v Speaker 1>The weekend, Chelsea said this is her laundry hack. I'm

0:42:11.880 --> 0:42:14.200
<v Speaker 1>in a family of four, and instead of having to

0:42:14.200 --> 0:42:17.120
<v Speaker 1>separate our underwear and socks, which only go in the dry,

0:42:17.200 --> 0:42:20.000
<v Speaker 1>I'll never hang underwear on the clothesline. We each put

0:42:20.000 --> 0:42:22.960
<v Speaker 1>our smalls in separate washbags. You know those nets you

0:42:23.000 --> 0:42:25.600
<v Speaker 1>can get, Yeah, it saves a lot of lost socks.

0:42:26.120 --> 0:42:29.279
<v Speaker 1>So I'm imagining that everyone in the family has their

0:42:29.320 --> 0:42:31.560
<v Speaker 1>own little net that they put their undies and socks

0:42:31.560 --> 0:42:33.879
<v Speaker 1>in so that when the washing's done, it saves they're

0:42:33.880 --> 0:42:35.600
<v Speaker 1>having to go, oh fuck, who's hondies of these? The

0:42:35.640 --> 0:42:37.840
<v Speaker 1>amount of times my brother's underwear would end up in

0:42:37.840 --> 0:42:40.920
<v Speaker 1>my drawers, Yeah, things like that. So I love that,

0:42:41.000 --> 0:42:44.279
<v Speaker 1>and also know walk about socks? What the fuck's with

0:42:44.360 --> 0:42:45.440
<v Speaker 1>the walk about socks?

0:42:45.520 --> 0:42:47.640
<v Speaker 2>Same, get your net we're doing the washing.

0:42:47.920 --> 0:42:49.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but if you get them in the habit perfect.

0:42:49.840 --> 0:42:50.239
<v Speaker 1>I love that.

0:42:50.320 --> 0:42:52.600
<v Speaker 2>I do that when I travel, that's my travel pack haack.

0:42:52.680 --> 0:42:53.920
<v Speaker 2>I take a net and then you put all your

0:42:53.920 --> 0:42:55.319
<v Speaker 2>dirties in it, so then it doesn't like you know,

0:42:55.360 --> 0:42:57.240
<v Speaker 2>when you're packing at the end of the trip, everything's dirty,

0:42:57.239 --> 0:42:59.000
<v Speaker 2>and then look in the last few days you're trying

0:42:59.000 --> 0:43:01.040
<v Speaker 2>to work out which is clean. You just put all

0:43:01.040 --> 0:43:03.239
<v Speaker 2>the dirty straight in the in the laundry bag.

0:43:03.280 --> 0:43:04.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure that's what the net part of a

0:43:04.960 --> 0:43:07.279
<v Speaker 1>suitcase is intended for, but I never use it. I

0:43:07.280 --> 0:43:08.359
<v Speaker 1>put my laptop and shit in there.

0:43:08.400 --> 0:43:09.279
<v Speaker 4>I put it in the net.

0:43:09.560 --> 0:43:12.600
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was for fish. I've been taken fresh

0:43:12.600 --> 0:43:15.960
<v Speaker 2>fish home with me from every fly. No, no, I think, just.

0:43:15.920 --> 0:43:17.839
<v Speaker 1>Go out on a shrimp boat. Chuck your suitcase in

0:43:18.080 --> 0:43:18.920
<v Speaker 1>tied to a rope.

0:43:19.080 --> 0:43:20.719
<v Speaker 2>All right, pull her back up. What do we got?

0:43:21.120 --> 0:43:23.839
<v Speaker 2>Minds full of pasta? I strained on my past through it.

0:43:25.880 --> 0:43:29.720
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for that, Chelsea. This is her laundry hack, Hi, Beck,

0:43:30.160 --> 0:43:33.439
<v Speaker 1>I play baseball and we wear white pants as part

0:43:33.480 --> 0:43:36.080
<v Speaker 1>of our uniform. The only thing I found that gets

0:43:36.080 --> 0:43:38.799
<v Speaker 1>them back to sparkling white again is a can of

0:43:38.880 --> 0:43:40.000
<v Speaker 1>coke in the white low.

0:43:40.160 --> 0:43:41.480
<v Speaker 2>No, that's ridiculous.

0:43:41.520 --> 0:43:44.680
<v Speaker 1>It sounds counterintuitive, Beck says, but I swear it were No.

0:43:44.560 --> 0:43:47.160
<v Speaker 2>No, explain that again. Coke in the whitewash.

0:43:47.239 --> 0:43:48.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you want your whites's extra white, chuck a

0:43:48.920 --> 0:43:49.399
<v Speaker 1>can of coke.

0:43:49.440 --> 0:43:50.240
<v Speaker 4>That's risky.

0:43:50.960 --> 0:43:54.240
<v Speaker 2>Has she heard of venish like oxy action max?

0:43:54.719 --> 0:43:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Even sometimes when I use stuff designed for whitening, I'm like, gee,

0:43:58.200 --> 0:44:00.919
<v Speaker 1>they've come out a bit gray, haven't they. Yeah, I'm

0:44:00.920 --> 0:44:02.440
<v Speaker 1>with you, So I mean, don't knock it till you

0:44:02.520 --> 0:44:03.879
<v Speaker 1>try it. Maybe the can of coke is the way

0:44:03.880 --> 0:44:04.080
<v Speaker 1>to go.

0:44:04.239 --> 0:44:05.040
<v Speaker 2>Where do you put it?

0:44:05.280 --> 0:44:09.640
<v Speaker 1>Because maybe it like in a way the coke stains

0:44:09.680 --> 0:44:11.759
<v Speaker 1>the white, but then the washing machine lifts it and

0:44:11.760 --> 0:44:14.600
<v Speaker 1>so it brings any existing dirt with it. That's just

0:44:14.600 --> 0:44:16.000
<v Speaker 1>what I'm imagining. I'm no scientists.

0:44:16.040 --> 0:44:18.000
<v Speaker 2>I might try that. Then I might do a test

0:44:18.040 --> 0:44:18.279
<v Speaker 2>for us.

0:44:18.320 --> 0:44:20.279
<v Speaker 1>All, Yeah, please tk a two liter bottle in there

0:44:20.280 --> 0:44:20.840
<v Speaker 1>if it's really.

0:44:21.080 --> 0:44:23.040
<v Speaker 2>Yea and how And I'm thinking a six fifty mili

0:44:23.120 --> 0:44:25.920
<v Speaker 2>buddying a big pet bottle.

0:44:26.560 --> 0:44:30.000
<v Speaker 1>Now, Olivia says, living out of baskets is my hack.

0:44:30.160 --> 0:44:32.920
<v Speaker 1>We never have to fold again except socks. In this

0:44:33.000 --> 0:44:35.560
<v Speaker 1>family of five, we all have a basket. Each takes

0:44:35.600 --> 0:44:38.160
<v Speaker 1>me fifteen minutes to sort over three hours to fold.

0:44:38.480 --> 0:44:40.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting, that's smart.

0:44:40.200 --> 0:44:43.080
<v Speaker 1>So it's like, right, this person's basket, this person's basket,

0:44:43.239 --> 0:44:44.520
<v Speaker 1>so that, yeah, you don't have to dig it.

0:44:44.520 --> 0:44:46.920
<v Speaker 2>Up that's interesting. I've got a white in a dark basket.

0:44:47.200 --> 0:44:48.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's not that's it.

0:44:48.160 --> 0:44:50.879
<v Speaker 2>That's all I use. Some people do colors as well,

0:44:50.920 --> 0:44:52.799
<v Speaker 2>but I don't have that much floor space with an

0:44:52.840 --> 0:44:53.759
<v Speaker 2>extra basket.

0:44:55.239 --> 0:44:57.360
<v Speaker 1>It actually is a hassle. I don't have hates of

0:44:57.440 --> 0:45:00.680
<v Speaker 1>floor space in my place. And my laundry hamper looks

0:45:00.680 --> 0:45:03.640
<v Speaker 1>like an ornament. It's like front and center, like it's

0:45:03.640 --> 0:45:05.120
<v Speaker 1>some sort of thing I'm trying to show off. It's

0:45:05.160 --> 0:45:07.239
<v Speaker 1>something I'd like to keep hidden. But there's no fucking room.

0:45:07.480 --> 0:45:09.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, mine's in my bathroom because that's really only where

0:45:10.000 --> 0:45:10.640
<v Speaker 2>I strip off.

0:45:10.960 --> 0:45:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my my fucking washer and dryers in the bathroom,

0:45:13.800 --> 0:45:14.520
<v Speaker 1>which is not ideal.

0:45:14.560 --> 0:45:16.399
<v Speaker 2>I have to say, Oh, the humidity in there would

0:45:16.400 --> 0:45:16.839
<v Speaker 2>get hot.

0:45:16.920 --> 0:45:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Not only the humidity but also when you put the

0:45:20.000 --> 0:45:23.840
<v Speaker 1>dryer on, dust and lint all through the fucking bathroom.

0:45:23.840 --> 0:45:25.960
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, I just wiped this sink. Are you

0:45:26.080 --> 0:45:29.239
<v Speaker 1>fucking kidding? And I put the apre fire in there, Derek,

0:45:29.280 --> 0:45:31.040
<v Speaker 1>And that's an easy process either turned on.

0:45:31.320 --> 0:45:32.839
<v Speaker 2>Does it work? No?

0:45:32.920 --> 0:45:35.920
<v Speaker 1>I know it does, but I have to finger it

0:45:35.920 --> 0:45:40.160
<v Speaker 1>doesn't work with the connectivity yet anyway. Okay, Katie who

0:45:40.239 --> 0:45:42.360
<v Speaker 1>happens to be my high school best team sent in

0:45:42.360 --> 0:45:45.520
<v Speaker 1>a hack in our Facebook group. Use white vinegar in

0:45:45.560 --> 0:45:48.920
<v Speaker 1>with white towels and sheets instead of fabric softener. It

0:45:49.040 --> 0:45:51.640
<v Speaker 1>keeps them white and doesn't leave a residue. This is

0:45:51.800 --> 0:45:55.520
<v Speaker 1>also good for micro fiber cloths as fabric softeners ruined.

0:45:55.520 --> 0:45:55.680
<v Speaker 2>There.

0:45:56.120 --> 0:45:57.320
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's handy.

0:45:57.520 --> 0:46:00.719
<v Speaker 2>So when people are adding all these ridiculously wards.

0:46:00.960 --> 0:46:02.560
<v Speaker 1>Do think it's not that ridiculous?

0:46:02.640 --> 0:46:04.640
<v Speaker 2>No, I know it's a good cleaning tool. But would

0:46:04.640 --> 0:46:06.320
<v Speaker 2>you put it in where you put the fabrics off on,

0:46:06.440 --> 0:46:07.560
<v Speaker 2>like in a little pull out tray.

0:46:08.520 --> 0:46:11.200
<v Speaker 1>I suppose you can, but I might. You might even

0:46:11.280 --> 0:46:13.560
<v Speaker 1>just chuck it in in the front loader before you

0:46:13.600 --> 0:46:14.319
<v Speaker 1>put the clothes in.

0:46:14.400 --> 0:46:16.000
<v Speaker 2>Are you guys front loaders or top loaders?

0:46:16.040 --> 0:46:17.279
<v Speaker 1>Front loaders totally.

0:46:17.080 --> 0:46:20.839
<v Speaker 2>Lucky, Sean, mine's a front Yeah.

0:46:20.880 --> 0:46:23.120
<v Speaker 1>No, they're good ship. I feel like a top loader.

0:46:23.600 --> 0:46:24.440
<v Speaker 1>You mean business.

0:46:25.440 --> 0:46:26.560
<v Speaker 4>I love the top loader.

0:46:26.600 --> 0:46:28.000
<v Speaker 1>But you can't keep an eye on it either.

0:46:28.120 --> 0:46:28.879
<v Speaker 4>No, I love it.

0:46:28.960 --> 0:46:30.799
<v Speaker 2>I think top loader was my bio when I had

0:46:30.840 --> 0:46:36.000
<v Speaker 2>grinder for a better week, I.

0:46:35.040 --> 0:46:35.960
<v Speaker 1>That would make your bottom.

0:46:36.000 --> 0:46:39.200
<v Speaker 2>By the way, yeah, there's no contact to that joke.

0:46:39.239 --> 0:46:42.000
<v Speaker 2>I was also I've never had grinder. Yes, my mum

0:46:42.040 --> 0:46:44.279
<v Speaker 2>has a top loader and that thing shakes like it

0:46:44.520 --> 0:46:45.960
<v Speaker 2>goes like on the left in the right, left and

0:46:46.000 --> 0:46:49.719
<v Speaker 2>the right. I know I'm not saying if I've been

0:46:49.760 --> 0:46:50.080
<v Speaker 2>in your.

0:46:50.040 --> 0:46:52.200
<v Speaker 1>House and you were actually accused of anything.

0:46:52.480 --> 0:46:56.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she was so quick to defend talking to it,

0:46:56.400 --> 0:47:00.560
<v Speaker 2>just like, don't talk about my machine, wouldn't rock. I

0:47:00.640 --> 0:47:04.239
<v Speaker 2>wasn't saying it. Wood Jenner, see pick Bundy. What's her

0:47:04.239 --> 0:47:10.000
<v Speaker 2>fucking name? Who who's the mum? Marcia heines, she would

0:47:10.080 --> 0:47:13.480
<v Speaker 2>never defend that like thatway.

0:47:14.640 --> 0:47:20.800
<v Speaker 1>Carol Braithwait, Carol Braithwait is all right. All so someone

0:47:20.880 --> 0:47:22.440
<v Speaker 1>was backing up your nan in the group with the

0:47:22.920 --> 0:47:24.839
<v Speaker 1>balls in the washing machine? What was with that?

0:47:24.960 --> 0:47:27.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the woolen bowls or the tennis balls? They iron it.

0:47:27.680 --> 0:47:28.480
<v Speaker 2>You don't into iron.

0:47:28.760 --> 0:47:30.799
<v Speaker 1>Also, I was on TikTok Live the other day and

0:47:30.840 --> 0:47:33.239
<v Speaker 1>I spilt a bit of spilt a bit of like

0:47:33.280 --> 0:47:36.560
<v Speaker 1>a grease stain on my shirt. And I'm like a

0:47:36.640 --> 0:47:38.719
<v Speaker 1>sucker for that. I always get grease stains on ship,

0:47:38.880 --> 0:47:41.560
<v Speaker 1>and I've got the sards that's designed for grease stains.

0:47:42.520 --> 0:47:44.040
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna want to listen to this as someone.

0:47:43.880 --> 0:47:46.520
<v Speaker 2>Who've got I've got the side I just said.

0:47:46.600 --> 0:47:48.480
<v Speaker 1>I just said, I've got that, but it doesn't work

0:47:49.200 --> 0:47:51.480
<v Speaker 1>as reliably as I would like. And so I was

0:47:51.480 --> 0:47:53.480
<v Speaker 1>bitching and moaning on TikTok Live saying I can never

0:47:53.520 --> 0:47:56.320
<v Speaker 1>get grease stands out. Someone said, put dish washing detergent

0:47:56.360 --> 0:48:00.160
<v Speaker 1>on there, No, I did it. Listen, and a lot

0:48:00.200 --> 0:48:02.319
<v Speaker 1>of people in our Facebook group suggestive this as well.

0:48:02.320 --> 0:48:04.560
<v Speaker 1>If you put dish washing detergent on the grease stain

0:48:04.840 --> 0:48:08.360
<v Speaker 1>and then some biicarb soda, right, and then I usually

0:48:08.520 --> 0:48:09.840
<v Speaker 1>put a bit of vinegar as well to make the

0:48:09.840 --> 0:48:12.399
<v Speaker 1>bike up soda go push, just because that's kind of fun.

0:48:12.520 --> 0:48:14.440
<v Speaker 1>That's not part of the hack. I just enjoy that part.

0:48:14.640 --> 0:48:16.440
<v Speaker 1>And then I also get a scrubbing brush and then

0:48:16.960 --> 0:48:20.120
<v Speaker 1>like really fucking melt that dishwasher bi cub soda paste

0:48:20.160 --> 0:48:22.720
<v Speaker 1>in absolutely works every time.

0:48:22.960 --> 0:48:23.240
<v Speaker 2>Wow.

0:48:23.280 --> 0:48:25.759
<v Speaker 1>Okay, dishwashing liquid on your grease stain.

0:48:25.840 --> 0:48:27.640
<v Speaker 2>What's a grease stain like fat or something like you

0:48:27.640 --> 0:48:28.480
<v Speaker 2>spill food.

0:48:28.680 --> 0:48:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Like let's just say you're eating a burrito and the

0:48:30.960 --> 0:48:33.880
<v Speaker 1>end of it just like a whole of grease drips

0:48:33.920 --> 0:48:35.000
<v Speaker 1>out of the end of the burrito.

0:48:35.160 --> 0:48:38.239
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So dish washing liquid, a bit of bi carp

0:48:38.280 --> 0:48:39.560
<v Speaker 2>soda Yeah, that's fantastic.

0:48:39.600 --> 0:48:41.520
<v Speaker 1>And then I scrubbing brush it, which I don't know

0:48:41.520 --> 0:48:43.640
<v Speaker 1>if you're meant to do that, that might actually make

0:48:43.680 --> 0:48:45.440
<v Speaker 1>the stain worse, but in my case has not.

0:48:45.560 --> 0:48:47.360
<v Speaker 2>Once I did that, I made a slurry with the

0:48:47.440 --> 0:48:50.279
<v Speaker 2>venish because I spilled buttered chicken on my shirt and

0:48:50.320 --> 0:48:52.279
<v Speaker 2>I rubbed it and then it washed. The stain came out,

0:48:52.320 --> 0:48:54.800
<v Speaker 2>but now there's you can see where I've scrubbed it. Yeah, exactly,

0:48:55.000 --> 0:48:57.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm an idiot. Look at these Warlen balls dry a pack,

0:48:57.880 --> 0:49:00.600
<v Speaker 2>you put them in the dryer. Sorry, it's not for

0:49:00.640 --> 0:49:01.360
<v Speaker 2>the washing.

0:49:01.560 --> 0:49:03.160
<v Speaker 1>That makes a million more sense.

0:49:03.480 --> 0:49:06.920
<v Speaker 2>The dryer balls can dramatically reduce your drying time, sometimes

0:49:06.960 --> 0:49:07.319
<v Speaker 2>by twice.

0:49:07.440 --> 0:49:09.560
<v Speaker 1>It reduces drying time. So it's not about ironing.

0:49:09.680 --> 0:49:12.680
<v Speaker 2>Well, they soften close and if you correctly, they'll reduce static.

0:49:13.239 --> 0:49:16.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah static. Yeah, So what about then, like when you

0:49:16.120 --> 0:49:18.000
<v Speaker 1>get zapped after being on a trampoline is that you're

0:49:18.000 --> 0:49:18.359
<v Speaker 1>talking about?

0:49:18.360 --> 0:49:18.560
<v Speaker 2>I think?

0:49:18.640 --> 0:49:20.480
<v Speaker 1>So look at them that can't say that's ever been

0:49:20.480 --> 0:49:20.920
<v Speaker 1>a problem.

0:49:21.080 --> 0:49:24.600
<v Speaker 2>They also, Yeah, look like they save drying time, they

0:49:24.640 --> 0:49:27.000
<v Speaker 2>reduce twisting and static. They just they don't they don't

0:49:27.000 --> 0:49:29.200
<v Speaker 2>get crumpled up and get the lines in them. It

0:49:29.200 --> 0:49:31.080
<v Speaker 2>doesn't really iron it, but it just gets rid of

0:49:31.080 --> 0:49:34.520
<v Speaker 2>the lines. Yeah right, Yeah, they've got little sheep. Yeah

0:49:34.520 --> 0:49:36.880
<v Speaker 2>they're really good. But yes they because they get really

0:49:36.880 --> 0:49:39.200
<v Speaker 2>really hot, so then they must dry it quicker because

0:49:39.200 --> 0:49:39.920
<v Speaker 2>they're pounding it.

0:49:40.400 --> 0:49:42.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh, you've got so much information to play with after

0:49:42.560 --> 0:49:43.080
<v Speaker 1>this segment.

0:49:43.440 --> 0:49:46.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I know this is fantastic. I'm in my cleaning era.

0:49:47.040 --> 0:49:48.719
<v Speaker 2>I need to start cleaning the house now, I'm in

0:49:48.760 --> 0:49:49.520
<v Speaker 2>my laundry era.

0:49:50.120 --> 0:49:50.600
<v Speaker 4>You'll get that.

0:49:50.880 --> 0:49:54.239
<v Speaker 2>I will slowly, so it's only taken me twenty seven years.

0:49:54.320 --> 0:49:55.919
<v Speaker 1>When you're going to get around to cleaning up your.

0:49:55.800 --> 0:49:59.279
<v Speaker 2>Act, give me some tips on how I can clean

0:49:59.320 --> 0:50:01.920
<v Speaker 2>up my active. Imagine if we got the same amount

0:50:01.920 --> 0:50:05.520
<v Speaker 2>of notes, they're like, lose weight. Maybe in VISI line

0:50:06.040 --> 0:50:09.319
<v Speaker 2>no therapy OZ pick fuck off.

0:50:10.200 --> 0:50:12.440
<v Speaker 1>Jenny also said if you leave clothes in the machine

0:50:12.440 --> 0:50:14.600
<v Speaker 1>and they go smelly, and then she's written in brackets

0:50:14.640 --> 0:50:20.480
<v Speaker 1>eighty HD. You can purchase water soluble eucalyptus oil from

0:50:20.480 --> 0:50:23.279
<v Speaker 1>the medicine section of the supermarket. Pour in a big

0:50:23.400 --> 0:50:26.359
<v Speaker 1>dash and rewash. It eliminates the smell. There ego, that

0:50:26.520 --> 0:50:26.960
<v Speaker 1>is true.

0:50:27.040 --> 0:50:30.160
<v Speaker 2>I use one drop of eucalypto soil in the dish

0:50:30.280 --> 0:50:32.879
<v Speaker 2>washing thing. Told me that it makes them smell really good.

0:50:32.880 --> 0:50:34.560
<v Speaker 2>To make sure they smell really nice.

0:50:34.760 --> 0:50:37.960
<v Speaker 1>I've also bought. I noticed that smell you get when

0:50:37.960 --> 0:50:40.080
<v Speaker 1>you leave the washing in there for too long, right, Yeah,

0:50:40.120 --> 0:50:42.399
<v Speaker 1>I noticed my machine started to smell like that, even

0:50:42.400 --> 0:50:44.719
<v Speaker 1>when there wasn't any washing in there. Oh, turns out

0:50:44.760 --> 0:50:47.839
<v Speaker 1>you can just get washing machine cleaner at the supermarket

0:50:48.000 --> 0:50:49.799
<v Speaker 1>with all the with all the normal cleaning products. It's

0:50:49.800 --> 0:50:51.759
<v Speaker 1>it's one of the smaller bottles. And so I just

0:50:51.840 --> 0:50:54.319
<v Speaker 1>do a really short load on the bloody dishwash on

0:50:54.360 --> 0:50:56.560
<v Speaker 1>the washing machine with some of that liquid in there. Oh,

0:50:56.640 --> 0:50:59.239
<v Speaker 1>it smells gorgeous now. Really, it just feels like a

0:50:59.239 --> 0:51:00.520
<v Speaker 1>cleanse for the wash machine.

0:51:00.600 --> 0:51:02.439
<v Speaker 2>You know, I only ever use cold wash. I don't

0:51:02.520 --> 0:51:05.360
<v Speaker 2>use hot water. My mum taught me that apparently you

0:51:05.360 --> 0:51:07.719
<v Speaker 2>don't need hot water. That's what makes colours run. So

0:51:07.760 --> 0:51:09.360
<v Speaker 2>if you only ever do coal, you can wash all

0:51:09.360 --> 0:51:11.080
<v Speaker 2>the same coin too. Yeah.

0:51:11.120 --> 0:51:14.279
<v Speaker 1>Well, my sister Nicole actually put a color run hack

0:51:14.360 --> 0:51:17.359
<v Speaker 1>in the Facebook group too, Ain't we love Nicole? Here

0:51:17.360 --> 0:51:20.120
<v Speaker 1>we go. She says, keep color unremover on hand in

0:51:20.200 --> 0:51:23.760
<v Speaker 1>case you have a color un emergency. So I probably

0:51:23.760 --> 0:51:25.560
<v Speaker 1>could have done with that. When I fucking turned to

0:51:25.640 --> 0:51:27.920
<v Speaker 1>my white sox red pink, I should say, with that

0:51:27.960 --> 0:51:31.080
<v Speaker 1>red shirt, So what's the hack? Keep color unremover? On hand,

0:51:31.200 --> 0:51:33.080
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know that that was a thing. I

0:51:33.120 --> 0:51:34.839
<v Speaker 1>just kind of accepted my fate and went, well, I've

0:51:34.840 --> 0:51:35.759
<v Speaker 1>got pink socks now.

0:51:35.680 --> 0:51:37.080
<v Speaker 2>So what do you do? You have to resh it

0:51:37.080 --> 0:51:38.000
<v Speaker 2>with the color run remover?

0:51:38.040 --> 0:51:40.560
<v Speaker 1>And I guess so it's a separate product. This is

0:51:40.600 --> 0:51:42.680
<v Speaker 1>fascinating to me. Some people might find that's really boring,

0:51:42.719 --> 0:51:43.520
<v Speaker 1>but this is like paorn.

0:51:43.360 --> 0:51:45.319
<v Speaker 2>To me, that is phenomenal. I also thought she was

0:51:45.320 --> 0:51:50.839
<v Speaker 2>talking about the color run that fundraise. That's a color

0:51:50.920 --> 0:51:52.680
<v Speaker 2>run emergency. Did someone have a heart attack when they.

0:51:52.680 --> 0:51:55.360
<v Speaker 1>Run around with like the different colored powders and shah,

0:51:56.680 --> 0:51:58.680
<v Speaker 1>that does not look appealing to me. Same with paintball

0:51:59.360 --> 0:52:00.040
<v Speaker 1>with tough.

0:52:01.840 --> 0:52:02.920
<v Speaker 2>Tough? Do you want a calm?

0:52:03.239 --> 0:52:03.279
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:52:03.360 --> 0:52:05.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to probe attached to my nipples while

0:52:05.160 --> 0:52:05.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm running through mud.

0:52:06.320 --> 0:52:08.520
<v Speaker 1>You want to do that are sadistic.

0:52:09.440 --> 0:52:11.879
<v Speaker 2>But if you're doing it, good on you and good for.

0:52:11.880 --> 0:52:15.239
<v Speaker 1>Social congrats, But no, we will not be joining you.

0:52:15.440 --> 0:52:18.440
<v Speaker 2>Try getting a drink with a friend. That's normal and fun.

0:52:18.760 --> 0:52:20.719
<v Speaker 1>Obviously, when we put a call out for people to

0:52:20.840 --> 0:52:23.480
<v Speaker 1>submit ideas for laundry hacks, it's going to be a

0:52:23.480 --> 0:52:26.319
<v Speaker 1>couple of smart asses. Niga says, become a newist, no

0:52:26.480 --> 0:52:30.000
<v Speaker 1>need to do watching, very fun, hilarious, and Demi says,

0:52:30.080 --> 0:52:32.000
<v Speaker 1>I have a cleaner, best hack I've ever come across you,

0:52:32.040 --> 0:52:32.560
<v Speaker 1>A good one.

0:52:32.719 --> 0:52:35.440
<v Speaker 2>Not all of us can afford to hire a house cleaner.

0:52:35.719 --> 0:52:37.600
<v Speaker 2>I have a house cleaner, but I more mean a

0:52:37.680 --> 0:52:40.080
<v Speaker 2>laundry clean I couldn't afford to have a house cleaner.

0:52:40.200 --> 0:52:40.399
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:52:40.520 --> 0:52:43.880
<v Speaker 1>Hello, you've been like, oh, you sound so out of touch, Demi,

0:52:44.080 --> 0:52:45.719
<v Speaker 1>but I've got a house cleaner, mind you.

0:52:45.719 --> 0:52:47.360
<v Speaker 2>No, I shouldn't have said that that way. That was

0:52:47.440 --> 0:52:47.839
<v Speaker 2>my era.

0:52:48.560 --> 0:52:48.680
<v Speaker 1>Man.

0:52:48.840 --> 0:52:50.839
<v Speaker 2>No one has time to pay to get their laundry done.

0:52:51.080 --> 0:52:51.880
<v Speaker 2>That's ridiculous.

0:52:51.920 --> 0:52:53.319
<v Speaker 4>You have a house cleaner.

0:52:53.239 --> 0:52:55.400
<v Speaker 2>That's different. It's cheap, but health cares and nothing.

0:52:55.480 --> 0:52:57.960
<v Speaker 1>Do you know it's a great gift idea. When my

0:52:58.040 --> 0:53:01.600
<v Speaker 1>sister had her most recent baby, I got her a voucher,

0:53:01.640 --> 0:53:03.320
<v Speaker 1>like a hundred buck boucher or something for a mobile

0:53:03.360 --> 0:53:05.759
<v Speaker 1>laundry service. Yes, where they like they give you a

0:53:05.800 --> 0:53:07.440
<v Speaker 1>bag and you fill it up. They come and pick

0:53:07.520 --> 0:53:09.600
<v Speaker 1>up the bag wash it, dry it, folded, iron it.

0:53:09.640 --> 0:53:11.200
<v Speaker 1>They do a far better job than you ever could.

0:53:11.239 --> 0:53:13.319
<v Speaker 1>And then they deliver it back to your house, so

0:53:13.320 --> 0:53:15.040
<v Speaker 1>she didn't have to worry about oh, like maybe the

0:53:15.080 --> 0:53:18.000
<v Speaker 1>next day. Wow, I didn't have to worry about laundry

0:53:18.000 --> 0:53:19.160
<v Speaker 1>when she had the new baby at home.

0:53:19.280 --> 0:53:20.080
<v Speaker 2>That's amazing.

0:53:21.000 --> 0:53:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Look up mobile laundry services in your area. Okay, if

0:53:23.440 --> 0:53:24.440
<v Speaker 1>you want to give someone the day off.

0:53:24.440 --> 0:53:25.680
<v Speaker 2>I also would have liked to say that having a

0:53:25.680 --> 0:53:27.480
<v Speaker 2>house cleaner, it's not like a living She doesn't live

0:53:27.480 --> 0:53:30.399
<v Speaker 2>in the spare bedroom unlike that. It's a fortnite. Yeah.

0:53:30.440 --> 0:53:31.720
<v Speaker 2>Of course she's.

0:53:31.560 --> 0:53:33.680
<v Speaker 1>Got staff, more than one.

0:53:34.560 --> 0:53:37.760
<v Speaker 2>Trust this bitch. I put AirPods in while she's cleaning

0:53:37.800 --> 0:53:40.040
<v Speaker 2>and pretend I'm listening to things, but I'm listening to

0:53:40.080 --> 0:53:40.960
<v Speaker 2>everything she does.

0:53:41.160 --> 0:53:42.640
<v Speaker 1>What does she need to clean in your house?

0:53:42.680 --> 0:53:42.759
<v Speaker 3>Like?

0:53:42.760 --> 0:53:44.359
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck is getting dirty? You're never home.

0:53:44.480 --> 0:53:47.000
<v Speaker 2>She mops the floors, vacuums, does the kitchen, the bathrooms.

0:53:47.040 --> 0:53:49.040
<v Speaker 1>That's really why would you deprive yourself of that joy?

0:53:49.440 --> 0:53:50.640
<v Speaker 2>That's it's not joy for me.

0:53:51.560 --> 0:53:54.160
<v Speaker 1>I think it's quickly becoming Laundry is the gateway you're

0:53:54.160 --> 0:53:57.359
<v Speaker 1>gonna love. Vacuuming fun so you want me to fire Marvel.

0:53:58.440 --> 0:54:02.439
<v Speaker 2>That's her name, It's Marvel. You're a franchise. Yeah, I'm

0:54:02.440 --> 0:54:02.960
<v Speaker 2>not joking.

0:54:03.239 --> 0:54:04.799
<v Speaker 1>Well that is kind of what I'm saying, Get rid

0:54:04.840 --> 0:54:05.240
<v Speaker 1>of Marvel?

0:54:05.600 --> 0:54:10.360
<v Speaker 2>Should I text her? Hey, Siris Marvel? Oh no, it's working.

0:54:10.760 --> 0:54:13.319
<v Speaker 1>Yes, Oh I did that send?

0:54:13.960 --> 0:54:15.200
<v Speaker 2>No it didn't. Okay.

0:54:16.200 --> 0:54:20.200
<v Speaker 1>I love vacuuming, though the mopping, I get it. But

0:54:20.480 --> 0:54:23.960
<v Speaker 1>vacuuming when you hear a good crunch when you're going

0:54:23.960 --> 0:54:27.879
<v Speaker 1>out of the carbin here, Oh, I just got pizza ship.

0:54:27.960 --> 0:54:29.920
<v Speaker 2>I used to be so careful when I was like

0:54:30.000 --> 0:54:32.120
<v Speaker 2>vacuum around my iPhone cords. Now I let the vacuum

0:54:32.160 --> 0:54:33.279
<v Speaker 2>just suck them all up and I just pull it

0:54:33.320 --> 0:54:36.200
<v Speaker 2>back out. What because I used to have to let

0:54:36.239 --> 0:54:38.239
<v Speaker 2>me move. Now I just vacuum all of it and

0:54:38.239 --> 0:54:39.959
<v Speaker 2>it sucks all the cords in and they're being sucked

0:54:40.000 --> 0:54:41.760
<v Speaker 2>up the vacuum tube, and then I just stopped vacuum

0:54:41.880 --> 0:54:44.360
<v Speaker 2>pull them out like I'm pulling out like a colonoscub

0:54:44.360 --> 0:54:46.560
<v Speaker 2>be tube from an asshole. That's what it looks like.

0:54:46.680 --> 0:54:48.880
<v Speaker 1>It sounds like a recipe for getting electrocuted if you

0:54:48.920 --> 0:54:51.000
<v Speaker 1>ask me, But you didn't ask me forget it.

0:54:51.320 --> 0:54:51.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, good call.

0:54:53.280 --> 0:54:54.880
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, should we get out of here here, let's go

0:54:55.040 --> 0:54:59.160
<v Speaker 1>everyone have another day again. I hope you had a

0:54:59.160 --> 0:55:00.239
<v Speaker 1>gorgeous one, you know what.

0:55:00.440 --> 0:55:02.560
<v Speaker 2>I got the lift, though I was worried, sorry to

0:55:02.640 --> 0:55:04.440
<v Speaker 2>keep it on the laundry. I go into the lyft

0:55:04.480 --> 0:55:06.560
<v Speaker 2>Jenna and I might. We're all in jackets because it's winter.

0:55:06.600 --> 0:55:09.600
<v Speaker 2>It's cold now, and my wardrobe is winter like. I'm

0:55:09.600 --> 0:55:11.960
<v Speaker 2>a big boy. All my clothes oversized. So in summer

0:55:11.960 --> 0:55:14.719
<v Speaker 2>i'm black T shirt, black shorts, that's it. But all

0:55:14.760 --> 0:55:16.880
<v Speaker 2>my lovely clothes that I love and feel comfortable in

0:55:16.960 --> 0:55:19.520
<v Speaker 2>uffer winter because I love to cover up. So this

0:55:19.600 --> 0:55:21.480
<v Speaker 2>denim jacket has been pulled out, hasn't been worn in

0:55:21.520 --> 0:55:23.480
<v Speaker 2>twelve months. And I got the lift, and I said

0:55:23.520 --> 0:55:25.520
<v Speaker 2>to you, Mitchel, I'm like, because I could smell musty,

0:55:25.760 --> 0:55:28.200
<v Speaker 2>like smell like dirty.

0:55:28.200 --> 0:55:31.839
<v Speaker 1>Denim jackets are very, very prone to smelling after they've

0:55:31.880 --> 0:55:32.160
<v Speaker 1>been worn.

0:55:32.160 --> 0:55:35.000
<v Speaker 2>Fro sniffed, Jenn, is it me? Do I smell? Do

0:55:35.080 --> 0:55:35.799
<v Speaker 2>I need to wash this?

0:55:37.160 --> 0:55:38.120
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:55:38.120 --> 0:55:39.960
<v Speaker 2>No? No, okay, good, I was so worried.

0:55:39.960 --> 0:55:40.759
<v Speaker 4>No, no, that's fine.

0:55:40.800 --> 0:55:41.879
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I was so waid.

0:55:41.920 --> 0:55:44.560
<v Speaker 1>I disagree. I was like, no, I've smelled that smell before.

0:55:45.000 --> 0:55:47.040
<v Speaker 1>It's when you've left a denim jacket in the cupboard

0:55:47.080 --> 0:55:49.320
<v Speaker 1>for ages. Oh there's one denim jacket I have that

0:55:49.360 --> 0:55:51.920
<v Speaker 1>will never be the same again because my wardrobe in

0:55:51.920 --> 0:55:54.360
<v Speaker 1>a place I used to live was under the stairs.

0:55:54.400 --> 0:55:55.840
<v Speaker 1>I had like a cub under the stairs in my

0:55:55.920 --> 0:55:58.719
<v Speaker 1>roomand so I would hanging jackets in there and it

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<v Speaker 1>was moldy as and one of my jackets would just

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<v Speaker 1>never smell the same again.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll get you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's awful, Nah mothballs.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we'll see next week. Everyone, Thank you for listening.

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<v Speaker 2>Five star review wherever you're listening to it all right now.

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<v Speaker 1>And also we've recently discovered that you can comment on

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast if you're using Spotify.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you can. That's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, people are commenting on the show, and I'm like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>I had no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Go comment everyone, and let us know if you have

0:56:22.160 --> 0:56:23.680
<v Speaker 2>a laundry hack or if you've got an easy just

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<v Speaker 2>you of your own comment and we'll get you on y.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, see you in a week. Happy Mother's Day.

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<v Speaker 2>All the mom's out.

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<v Speaker 1>There, love you bites.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>A podcast by a couple of miches.

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<v Speaker 2>Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast up.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to add brief This is our secret segment. On

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<v Speaker 1>the end, we pretend the show is done and I said,

0:56:52.239 --> 0:56:54.440
<v Speaker 1>and then we keep talking shit aimlessly.

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<v Speaker 2>We continue for quite a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well it depends. Have you got someone to rush off?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it gonna be Oh shit, it's Madonna?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I did get on produced. No it's not. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean you're doing Shause. Who choose?

0:57:07.560 --> 0:57:07.799
<v Speaker 3>Who?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that shouse didn't didn't ring a Thank you so

0:57:12.160 --> 0:57:13.360
<v Speaker 1>much for clarifying Shause.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go. There's a prep sheet. Let's see what

0:57:15.200 --> 0:57:17.040
<v Speaker 2>it's in there. No, I don't know who they are.

0:57:17.040 --> 0:57:19.040
<v Speaker 2>I have got a new song that'd be lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure. My management emails the Kiss team asking

0:57:23.920 --> 0:57:27.040
<v Speaker 1>about doing the rounds to promote my comedy shows. And

0:57:27.080 --> 0:57:29.280
<v Speaker 1>so you're telling me that you'll get Shause on your

0:57:29.360 --> 0:57:31.240
<v Speaker 1>radio show, but you won't get your mate Mitchell.

0:57:31.360 --> 0:57:34.480
<v Speaker 2>Oftentimes, when there is a musical artist and they've got

0:57:34.480 --> 0:57:37.560
<v Speaker 2>a song, there's been back and forth with the music team,

0:57:37.600 --> 0:57:39.280
<v Speaker 2>and I just get loved with an artist because we

0:57:39.320 --> 0:57:42.040
<v Speaker 2>have to play the song for other reasons, right, but other.

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<v Speaker 1>Guests producer must hate me. Yes, apparently they didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>get a reply. No, No, it's fine, bitch, I sald

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<v Speaker 1>that anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>That's shocking. You didn't need it. You should have just

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<v Speaker 2>like looped me in, emailed me see seed me on there.

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<v Speaker 1>I did say to you, by the way, they're going

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<v Speaker 1>to go the official routes, but this will be happening.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said to you obviously, I was like, listen,

0:58:01.040 --> 0:58:03.080
<v Speaker 1>I won't take it personally. If you don't want me

0:58:03.120 --> 0:58:04.520
<v Speaker 1>on your radio show, that's the old thing. You can

0:58:04.600 --> 0:58:06.320
<v Speaker 1>keep it set. But it's all good. But then they

0:58:06.320 --> 0:58:07.040
<v Speaker 1>didn't reply.

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<v Speaker 4>Why does Tony hate him?

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<v Speaker 2>Should we get Tony on?

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's so awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a real confrontation.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fine. I've got my own fucking shame. Friday sold

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<v Speaker 1>out if you're in Sydney, but Wednesday night, which is

0:58:19.200 --> 0:58:21.040
<v Speaker 1>if you're listening when this episode comes out a couple

0:58:21.080 --> 0:58:23.880
<v Speaker 1>of nights away, come on out, can see my shows.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say I pitched you for the pickup actually

0:58:26.040 --> 0:58:28.960
<v Speaker 2>because a massive like ten times the audience of nights

0:58:29.320 --> 0:58:32.520
<v Speaker 2>and also mums love you know, camp gay man. So

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<v Speaker 2>I pitched it for pickup.

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<v Speaker 1>So did of course I did, And that obviously didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get off the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>Did it well, don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, she hates but they're doing a Shouts takeover.

0:58:41.760 --> 0:58:44.680
<v Speaker 2>Now showers on the show for nights for a three.

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<v Speaker 4>Minute interview, so she's taking over.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a he who said no when you've pitched it,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>Worried to say anything. No one said anything. I said,

0:58:54.640 --> 0:58:57.120
<v Speaker 2>what did we pitch? On email? I go, hi, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>this are my ideas and what I want for the week.

0:58:58.920 --> 0:59:02.760
<v Speaker 2>And I said it and then it all happens, and

0:59:02.800 --> 0:59:05.800
<v Speaker 2>then the pitch was high because I'd spoken to you.

0:59:05.880 --> 0:59:07.520
<v Speaker 2>Mitch's team is going to loop in. They went love

0:59:07.560 --> 0:59:09.959
<v Speaker 2>it xxx, that's it? Oh, that's where it was left.

0:59:10.320 --> 0:59:13.640
<v Speaker 2>And then I forgot I don't love it. Well, we

0:59:13.680 --> 0:59:16.280
<v Speaker 2>still have a week. Who knows Mitch Mitch Comb's on

0:59:16.320 --> 0:59:19.480
<v Speaker 2>the Pickup although we have a ridiculous show. What By

0:59:19.480 --> 0:59:21.800
<v Speaker 2>the time this comes out, it'll be an ounce. But

0:59:21.880 --> 0:59:23.760
<v Speaker 2>Laura Burn, who's my co host on the Pickup, is

0:59:23.760 --> 0:59:26.280
<v Speaker 2>on Dancing with the Stars. Wow, so next week it'll

0:59:26.320 --> 0:59:28.200
<v Speaker 2>be fucking dancing unless you want to come on and

0:59:28.280 --> 0:59:28.920
<v Speaker 2>dance for a bit.

0:59:29.280 --> 0:59:31.880
<v Speaker 1>Well, dancing on the radio. She's dancing on television, not

0:59:31.920 --> 0:59:33.200
<v Speaker 1>on your radio show. You know.

0:59:33.400 --> 0:59:34.880
<v Speaker 2>We have to talk about that forever, and now it's

0:59:34.920 --> 0:59:37.280
<v Speaker 2>going to be our talking point. Yeah, dance with the Stars.

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<v Speaker 1>Your stream of consciousness now is just so fascinating. You're like, oh,

0:59:42.320 --> 0:59:43.480
<v Speaker 1>this is do a next week. You could keep going.

0:59:43.560 --> 0:59:45.280
<v Speaker 1>You can actually know we'll be talking about Dancing with

0:59:45.320 --> 0:59:48.840
<v Speaker 1>the Stars every day for an hour. Sorry, no, can do?

0:59:49.000 --> 0:59:49.320
<v Speaker 3>We will?

0:59:49.360 --> 0:59:52.360
<v Speaker 2>We have Sonya Krueger on twice, she's the host. What

0:59:52.480 --> 0:59:56.120
<v Speaker 2>about Shaus just one's nights? Leave it with you, Mitchell,

0:59:56.240 --> 0:59:56.760
<v Speaker 2>make some calls.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, it's fine, I'm just stirring you. But having

0:59:59.800 --> 1:00:02.400
<v Speaker 1>said that, clearly your producer wants me dead.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I will talk to her about that, because now it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty apparently she didn't even reply to you. To my management,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what That's what I've been told. Maybe it went

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<v Speaker 1>to junk.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to say, did it could have?

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<v Speaker 1>It could have. I'll give it the benefit of the down.

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<v Speaker 2>Who else? What are the talent on your roster? We've

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<v Speaker 2>been emailed. I checked my inbox when you told me this,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's not in my inbox, so I wasn't c

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<v Speaker 2>seed on it because if it was, I whenever I

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<v Speaker 2>get an interview request that comes to me, I go,

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<v Speaker 2>here's my executive producer. She'll sort it and then loop

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<v Speaker 2>it in. So I didn't get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, Oh it's fine. I'm not worried.

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<v Speaker 2>You've sold out, which is huge news.

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<v Speaker 1>I've saw it out the Friday night, so.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you still got Wednesday then Melbourne? How soon thereafter?

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<v Speaker 1>Is Melbourne end of the month, like twenty seventh?

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<v Speaker 2>I think, yeah, that'll be fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so we're going to have to have another mark

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<v Speaker 1>up week where you guys do all the producing, so.

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<v Speaker 2>We can get that done. It'll be fine. Yeah, let's

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<v Speaker 2>do it, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so you've got time to think of a ridiculous

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<v Speaker 1>idea that normally I'd say, now, that's stupid. A lah,

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<v Speaker 1>Top five door bells, We've done, Top five Moms, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>TV mums, TV mum bums, TV.

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<v Speaker 2>Bumps, TV TV bum I got what bums have been

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<v Speaker 2>on TV? Well, I leave that with you, then leave

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<v Speaker 2>it with us, of course, how we all been Otherwise,

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<v Speaker 2>Sean got a new job. Congrats to Sean. Can we

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<v Speaker 2>talk about that on the air.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Did he get a new job?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know if he wants me to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Congrats. That's all, we'll say well done.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he didn't even he didn't even want to say

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<v Speaker 1>precisely what his old job was. Remember, No, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>Well we're just going to say about it, and goes,

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<v Speaker 1>I work in politics.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all. It's all. We're not going to say anything more.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's got a new job with a fat pay rise.

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<v Speaker 4>So wow, sugar, congratulations Sean.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I didn't even realize that hungry Jacks were hiring still,

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<v Speaker 2>but that's awesome. You know what, if I had to

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<v Speaker 2>work at one of the fast food chains, it would

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<v Speaker 2>be hungry jacks. Really. Yeah, the burgers was so much better.

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<v Speaker 1>They've brainwashed you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they are the wopp of the mayonnaise and the

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<v Speaker 2>burgers are flame grilled. There's char on it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but you're not there to eat, you're there to work.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up you today?

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<v Speaker 1>God, Jenny, are you a manager there or something? When

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<v Speaker 1>there's leaning, there could be cleaning, bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>And when I teach you about my mum's washing machine,

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<v Speaker 2>you defend your fucking revel.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a top loader okay, sorry?

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<v Speaker 2>He so a top wider would make me your bottom,

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because you're loading into a top, so that would

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<v Speaker 2>make into onto. It depends parking. E mate, how would

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<v Speaker 2>you get that stain out of your clothes?

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<v Speaker 1>Depends on what color clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, it just comes out.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't say it comes sorry, it just goes out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Should we Dogen branded woolen dryerballs?

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<v Speaker 1>God? I hate it when this happens, when you come

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<v Speaker 1>up with a hair brained idea and then for months,

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<v Speaker 1>even years upon end, we get DNSPAN like when are

1:02:55.120 --> 1:02:57.280
<v Speaker 1>you doing that? I still we still get messages about

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<v Speaker 1>the fucking edge and car fragrance. What happened? It was

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<v Speaker 1>minimum ordered two thousand, and I was like, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>not confident we're going to sell two thousand car fragrances

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't want to be stuck with them.

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<v Speaker 2>It's too many.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Wonder if we could make our own I remember when

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<v Speaker 2>the receptionist here at Kiss at the start of the pandemic,

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<v Speaker 2>when hand sanitizer was really hard to come by, she

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<v Speaker 2>youtubed how to make hand sanitizer and then made bootleg

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<v Speaker 2>hand senators.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I did a video making our own hand

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<v Speaker 1>sanitizer because it was sold out everywhere. Yes, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>like a bit of rubbing alcohol. What else was in there?

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<v Speaker 2>You need to make it a bit thickly.

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<v Speaker 1>There's something you put in there to make it jelly like. Correct,

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<v Speaker 1>but the receptionists. But it's really fucking potent.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, she did it, and she put it in all

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<v Speaker 2>the hand machines around that. We had four staff members

1:03:43.800 --> 1:03:45.960
<v Speaker 2>of a third degree but I'm not joking. And she

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<v Speaker 2>said aid in there, and she put green food dye

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<v Speaker 2>in it, so it kind of looked like anyway we

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<v Speaker 2>all had. She's no longer with it, so I think

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<v Speaker 2>she's in federal prison. But she burnt so many people's hands.

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<v Speaker 2>I put it on. It's really potent. Yes, it was

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<v Speaker 2>just our an idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of di wise, I made my own clips last night.

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<v Speaker 2>Watching your Instagram for a bit on one of twelve platforms.

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<v Speaker 2>I caught that end of it on LinkedIn and it

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<v Speaker 2>was phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 1>One of twelve platforms.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I just every I was like going through all

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<v Speaker 2>my socials and you were alive on every platform.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to fucking work smart, not hard. If I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going live, I'm going live everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree. I was very impressed. But I watched on

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook for a bit and I don't think you knew

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<v Speaker 2>I was there.

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<v Speaker 1>I was making my own clips for the comedy show.

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<v Speaker 1>If that doesn't entice you to buy tickets in Sydney

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<v Speaker 1>on Melbourne, I don't know what done made clips?

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<v Speaker 2>What was your source material for the clip?

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<v Speaker 1>I printed out a diagram? Okay, yeah, I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to do what it looks like internally. That was too fiddly.

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<v Speaker 1>They're quite complex, the clip they are, and so I

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<v Speaker 1>just focused on the external. So I made flaps and

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<v Speaker 1>then a little bean on top.

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<v Speaker 2>Lovely.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>You should have brought it in so Jenna could have critiqued.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't really have any hands on.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, not to worry. That's Sean answer it.

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<v Speaker 3>Take it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm recording the podcast. What do you want?

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<v Speaker 2>No back, I Sean. It's so fine.

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<v Speaker 1>We love you.

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<v Speaker 2>He's flipping burgers, would fishes ago, No, no, no, we're

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<v Speaker 2>doing the show. It's all good.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really well. Congratulations on the new job.

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<v Speaker 4>Congratulations.

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<v Speaker 1>They're talking about it before and said, oh, we're loaning

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about Shawn's new job. I said, I don't know, actually,

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<v Speaker 1>so we'll just leave it at that. You've got a

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<v Speaker 1>new job.

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<v Speaker 2>I did go into detail.

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<v Speaker 1>We've started to rumor that your new job is at

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<v Speaker 1>Hungry Jacks.

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<v Speaker 2>He's cleaning the floor. Are you in a public children's pool. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a local shopping center. Same time, Well, I

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<v Speaker 2>tell you what I need to do.

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<v Speaker 4>Terrified to do is I'm going to tell my kids

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<v Speaker 4>that I'm canceling their plays because I've got a new job.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a drama teacher. On the side of the new

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<v Speaker 1>job means you can't do that anymore. I'm literally just

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<v Speaker 1>pacing with the shots, not even buying anything. Oh, were

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<v Speaker 1>you about to go into the class? Yeah, you should

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<v Speaker 1>film it. I've seen those videos go viral, teachers breaking

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<v Speaker 1>up with their class. They do, actually, because it's a

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<v Speaker 1>drama class. You're obviously quite an actor. You better cry

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<v Speaker 1>on cue and they better cry and Q as well.

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<v Speaker 2>They were. They were put a lot.

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<v Speaker 5>Of pride of iding on this moment.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that after we went to lunch with n

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<v Speaker 1>and she asked if you got the job or not,

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<v Speaker 1>because you must have mentioned you had a job interview. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh god, I told you be one of the first people.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry tunneling anyway, so I'm interrupting you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to I'm going to just back when you're done. Yeah, sorry, tunnel,

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<v Speaker 1>he deserved it. We did end up going to lunch

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<v Speaker 1>with Nan. Thanks for asking.

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<v Speaker 2>I messaged you in as off the record.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a photo. Yeah, I put it in the

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<v Speaker 1>face that was how is your lunch with Man?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I wore her out by the end. She

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<v Speaker 1>was really chatting starting then towards the end she was

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<v Speaker 1>starting to fade.

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<v Speaker 2>I could tell she tired. Yeah, bless her. John's such

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<v Speaker 2>a sweetheart.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, we hope this podcast made you feel at least

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<v Speaker 1>three percent better today. That's all so we do. We

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<v Speaker 1>can only hope, can't we.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all we can. At the end the day, all

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<v Speaker 2>we have is hope.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all we have.

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<v Speaker 2>All Right, We'll see you.

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<v Speaker 1>In a week everyone, Yep, can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Pig week incoming. I don't think next week. I think

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<v Speaker 2>we do it. The week after, Yeah, apcially I think

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<v Speaker 2>we have Well.

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<v Speaker 1>The week after is the week that I go to Melbourne,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe so.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, if it's your call.

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<v Speaker 1>That's when it's yours actually, because that's the week that

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<v Speaker 1>I rock up and I do nothing apart from talk.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Do.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm stressing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pig week next week or the week after, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the week after. Okay, okay, sweet, all right, we'll see

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<v Speaker 1>you next week everyone, Thanks for listening. Bye. Bar Is

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<v Speaker 1>It Just Me a podcast by a couple of mitches.

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