WEBVTT - MINI: Jack's Nephew

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<v Speaker 1>Christianconnell Christian O'Connell show, How was everyone's three day extended weekend?

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<v Speaker 2>Fresh out of lockdown?

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<v Speaker 3>I met my nephew for the first time out of lockdown? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>little leroy, and how was it?

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<v Speaker 2>So? What is now? A week? Eight?

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<v Speaker 1>Nine?

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<v Speaker 3>Two weeks? Two weeks now?

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<v Speaker 2>A quick in college? Now?

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<v Speaker 3>He wouldn't wake up the fish little get for two hours.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a post all right. Yeah, same with you. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>you're here but not awake.

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<v Speaker 3>I just wanted by the end of the meeting, I wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>To see me had a meeting with it to discuss

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<v Speaker 1>his intentions as the baby.

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<v Speaker 2>What's what do you see yourself in five years time?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, if you're going to sleep all through this meeting,

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<v Speaker 3>well I just can't take you serious.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I was trying as you go around. Were you

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle of the afternoon?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I went at three o'clock, but he'd already been

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<v Speaker 3>asleep since since I think.

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<v Speaker 2>Did they invite you around at that time? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>They knew the baby be asleep. The baby Jack can't

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<v Speaker 1>do any damage. Yeah, the parents need the rest. See

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<v Speaker 1>the woman who has just given m bus.

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<v Speaker 3>They both look exhausted. Honestly, it's been two weeks. They've

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<v Speaker 3>nicknamed for him is the Evil Genius, because they keeping

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<v Speaker 3>him up.

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<v Speaker 2>Still.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they're still in this story. They still love

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<v Speaker 1>the child. You know, babies are harmed in this story

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<v Speaker 1>with the Evil Genius. What a great baby nickname.

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<v Speaker 3>I tried my best to wake him up.

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<v Speaker 2>I warned you you were going to be a crazy

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<v Speaker 2>uncle John. You said you.

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<v Speaker 3>Want because I got him the best present. I got

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<v Speaker 3>him this big camel soft toy that you can sit on,

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<v Speaker 3>holds one hundred kilos.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't even sit himself.

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<v Speaker 3>I can sit on it thirty three. I wait, you

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<v Speaker 3>see this thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but he won't be sitting holding himself up while ye.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we propped him. He was still asleep. We propped

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<v Speaker 3>him up on the camel.

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<v Speaker 2>Not for an integrating photo.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, do you think evil genius is what they're

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<v Speaker 1>referring to you?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's evil genius? The baby? Evil geniuses here?

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<v Speaker 3>He's going to grow to love that camera.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course he will. Yeah, two years time. I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>And so you know they're no no waking up at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Nah, I didn't even see his eyes. I wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>do that thing where you check if someone's awake. Where

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<v Speaker 3>you pull their eyelids open, but it seemed a shocker.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even see his eyes. He was getting torch

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<v Speaker 2>and she shine them in them.

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<v Speaker 3>Do they really sleep fourteen to seventeen hours a day

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<v Speaker 3>if they're a good baby, they will.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Never, I've never met that baby. That was not the

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<v Speaker 1>one I was blessed with in life. I mean, I've

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<v Speaker 1>heard him other baby's doing that, but that was not

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<v Speaker 1>life for my wife, and I know ours were not

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen to seventeen hours. I'm still owed that they're still

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<v Speaker 1>not doing it well now the teenagers they're doing it,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's nothing, no go, It's have no benefit to me.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I couldn't understand why my brother and his

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<v Speaker 3>wife looks so exhausted, because to me, the baby's so serene.

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<v Speaker 3>So he's not made a peep since we've been yere.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got that that brief little respite they get, but

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<v Speaker 1>perhaps of you're you know what it's like.

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<v Speaker 2>Especially for the woman. It's it's exhausting. It's the first week.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember when we came home.

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<v Speaker 2>We're on three to four hourly fades, and the trouble

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<v Speaker 2>is Jack by the time.

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<v Speaker 1>You only might need to explain that to Jack because

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<v Speaker 1>he might mean he me and your husband was on.

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<v Speaker 1>Chris was exhausted.

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<v Speaker 2>He needed feeding and winding every three.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, they said that, and I was shocked. Yesterday

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<v Speaker 3>ten times a day you feed the baby, Yeah, what

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<v Speaker 3>is this?

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<v Speaker 1>This is the same Yorksman when they're in the hospital,

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<v Speaker 1>in that maternity warm and they got all the experts there, right,

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<v Speaker 1>the baby seems to be like, oh so I do

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<v Speaker 1>this then, and it'll do that there. Then they like

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<v Speaker 1>swaddle it right, and that is the only time it

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<v Speaker 1>ever behaves like that. The moment it's indoors, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>that baby Gate. Why won't it sleep? Why is it

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<v Speaker 1>awake at two am? It's like a ferbie.

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<v Speaker 2>I read the book. The book said I just do

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<v Speaker 2>this and it sleeps.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like mine's broken. I need to take it back.

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