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Speaker 1: Christianconnell Christian O'Connell show, How was everyone's three day extended weekend?

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Speaker 2: Fresh out of lockdown?

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Speaker 3: I met my nephew for the first time out of lockdown? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: little leroy, and how was it?

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Speaker 2: So? What is now? A week? Eight?

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Speaker 1: Nine?

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Speaker 3: Two weeks? Two weeks now?

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Speaker 2: A quick in college? Now?

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Speaker 3: He wouldn't wake up the fish little get for two hours.

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Speaker 2: He's a post all right. Yeah, same with you. Sometimes

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Speaker 2: you're here but not awake.

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Speaker 3: I just wanted by the end of the meeting, I wanted.

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Speaker 1: To see me had a meeting with it to discuss

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Speaker 1: his intentions as the baby.

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Speaker 2: What's what do you see yourself in five years time?

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Speaker 3: Well, if you're going to sleep all through this meeting,

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Speaker 3: well I just can't take you serious.

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Speaker 2: No, I was trying as you go around. Were you

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Speaker 2: in the middle of the afternoon?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I went at three o'clock, but he'd already been

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Speaker 3: asleep since since I think.

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Speaker 2: Did they invite you around at that time? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: They knew the baby be asleep. The baby Jack can't

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Speaker 1: do any damage. Yeah, the parents need the rest. See

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Speaker 1: the woman who has just given m bus.

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Speaker 3: They both look exhausted. Honestly, it's been two weeks. They've

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Speaker 3: nicknamed for him is the Evil Genius, because they keeping

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Speaker 3: him up.

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Speaker 2: Still.

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Speaker 1: I think they're still in this story. They still love

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Speaker 1: the child. You know, babies are harmed in this story

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Speaker 1: with the Evil Genius. What a great baby nickname.

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Speaker 3: I tried my best to wake him up.

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Speaker 2: I warned you you were going to be a crazy

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Speaker 2: uncle John. You said you.

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Speaker 3: Want because I got him the best present. I got

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Speaker 3: him this big camel soft toy that you can sit on,

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Speaker 3: holds one hundred kilos.

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Speaker 2: You can't even sit himself.

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Speaker 3: I can sit on it thirty three. I wait, you

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Speaker 3: see this thing?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but he won't be sitting holding himself up while ye.

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Speaker 3: No, we propped him. He was still asleep. We propped

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Speaker 3: him up on the camel.

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Speaker 2: Not for an integrating photo.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, do you think evil genius is what they're

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Speaker 1: referring to you?

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Speaker 2: Who's evil genius? The baby? Evil geniuses here?

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Speaker 3: He's going to grow to love that camera.

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Speaker 2: Of course he will. Yeah, two years time. I love it.

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Speaker 2: And so you know they're no no waking up at all.

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Speaker 3: Nah, I didn't even see his eyes. I wanted to

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Speaker 3: do that thing where you check if someone's awake. Where

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Speaker 3: you pull their eyelids open, but it seemed a shocker.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even see his eyes. He was getting torch

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Speaker 2: and she shine them in them.

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Speaker 3: Do they really sleep fourteen to seventeen hours a day

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Speaker 3: if they're a good baby, they will.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Never, I've never met that baby. That was not the

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Speaker 1: one I was blessed with in life. I mean, I've

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Speaker 1: heard him other baby's doing that, but that was not

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Speaker 1: life for my wife, and I know ours were not

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Speaker 1: fourteen to seventeen hours. I'm still owed that they're still

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Speaker 1: not doing it well now the teenagers they're doing it,

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Speaker 1: but it's nothing, no go, It's have no benefit to me.

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Speaker 3: That's why I couldn't understand why my brother and his

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Speaker 3: wife looks so exhausted, because to me, the baby's so serene.

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Speaker 3: So he's not made a peep since we've been yere.

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Speaker 1: You've got that that brief little respite they get, but

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Speaker 1: perhaps of you're you know what it's like.

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Speaker 2: Especially for the woman. It's it's exhausting. It's the first week.

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Speaker 3: I remember when we came home.

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Speaker 2: We're on three to four hourly fades, and the trouble

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Speaker 2: is Jack by the time.

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Speaker 1: You only might need to explain that to Jack because

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Speaker 1: he might mean he me and your husband was on.

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Speaker 1: Chris was exhausted.

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Speaker 2: He needed feeding and winding every three.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, they said that, and I was shocked. Yesterday

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Speaker 3: ten times a day you feed the baby, Yeah, what

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Speaker 3: is this?

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Speaker 1: This is the same Yorksman when they're in the hospital,

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Speaker 1: in that maternity warm and they got all the experts there, right,

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Speaker 1: the baby seems to be like, oh so I do

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Speaker 1: this then, and it'll do that there. Then they like

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Speaker 1: swaddle it right, and that is the only time it

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Speaker 1: ever behaves like that. The moment it's indoors, it's like

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Speaker 1: that baby Gate. Why won't it sleep? Why is it

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Speaker 1: awake at two am? It's like a ferbie.

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Speaker 2: I read the book. The book said I just do

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Speaker 2: this and it sleeps.

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Speaker 3: It's like mine's broken. I need to take it back.

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