WEBVTT - Coxzilla 😈

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, it's me Art Simone, and I've got a confession

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<v Speaker 1>to make. I hate boring people. People with no sparkle,

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<v Speaker 1>no color, no personality, no nothing. It disgusts me. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why I'm finding the most interesting people, ones with unusual jobs,

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<v Speaker 1>weird hobbies, and sometimes scandalous secrets to chat with. Truthfully,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes they do seem a bit boring at first, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's because I don't actually know what it is that

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<v Speaker 1>makes them interesting. We'll find that bit out together. This

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<v Speaker 1>is Concealed with me at Simone. Let's meet our guest

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<v Speaker 1>roll the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello. My name is Mason. I'm a thirty two year

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<v Speaker 2>old male. I hail from the place of Dallas, Texas

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<v Speaker 2>in the United States. I'm six foot eleven, so very

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<v Speaker 2>very tall. I also have a mechanical engineering degree from

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<v Speaker 2>Oklahoma State University. Tea is one of my favorite hobbies

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<v Speaker 2>I enjoy in my free time, and I am probably

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<v Speaker 2>one of the most unique people in my career choice

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<v Speaker 2>that you could possibly find.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh amazing, How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I am well? How are you good?

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<v Speaker 3>Welp me to the concealed studio. How do you find

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<v Speaker 3>it so fast?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm stoked to be here.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh good, good. So let's recap a little bit, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty two. Tea is a hobby, which is a very

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<v Speaker 1>strange thing. I don't know what that specifically entails.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like an obsession of mine. I love tea, every

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<v Speaker 2>single flavor. Get into it. Sis. It's one of those things.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just I'm far, I'm all over it.

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<v Speaker 1>One of those people where you think you think that

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<v Speaker 1>like tea can fix anything. You're like, I've got a

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<v Speaker 1>tea for that. Yeah, I've got a tea for that. Yeap,

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<v Speaker 1>sleep energy, So you can just solve all problems with tea.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have any issues I need to figure out?

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<v Speaker 1>No, but I was going to go that I love

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<v Speaker 1>t but I love a different type of tea, which

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<v Speaker 1>is the truth, which is when you talk shit with

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<v Speaker 1>your friends and go tea.

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<v Speaker 3>All right? And Dallas, Texas?

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<v Speaker 1>Ye right?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? And how long have you been in Australia for

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<v Speaker 3>nine years?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm a citizen now?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh can grat you? Do you like veggimte yet? Well

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to revoke that citizenship right now. A mechanical

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<v Speaker 1>engineering degree. Oklahoma. When I hear Oklahoma, all I think is, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>Alkohoma weather. I don't know the rest of the words

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<v Speaker 1>in the musical Oklahoma, right. So what got you into

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<v Speaker 1>mechanical engineering?

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's in the family. Mom and dad, both mechanical engineers,

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<v Speaker 2>follow down the same path. So it's very cute.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, what's the mechanical engineer? Can you?

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<v Speaker 2>Can? I do probably anything from fixing cars doing that

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<v Speaker 2>kind of stuff, to heating and ventilation air conditioning stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>so you know how buildings are built and things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>To have you used your mechanical engineering degree recently?

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<v Speaker 2>Not at all? Got nine years?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well that's at least you kept busy and all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Elephant in the room six ft eleven? What did you

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<v Speaker 3>eat as a child?

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<v Speaker 2>Everything that was put in front of it? Anything and everything?

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<v Speaker 1>And giant people running the family? Are you a family

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<v Speaker 1>of giants? The bfgs?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, The BFG is my favorite book.

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<v Speaker 3>Grind there you go.

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<v Speaker 2>It's me six foot six brother and then six foot

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<v Speaker 2>eight brother, and mom's about six foot so we get

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<v Speaker 2>it from mama's side.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. And what there been like for you being a

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<v Speaker 1>giant person.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's good and bad. Don't get me wrong. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like some pretty amazing opportunities in life. But whenever I

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<v Speaker 2>go to flight, maybe it's not so great. A shower

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<v Speaker 2>fitting through doorways, shower head, I'm and it's just washing

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<v Speaker 2>the tits all It's not really shit, It's great. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>fresh from there on down. We don't really know what

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<v Speaker 2>to expect, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So what am I gonna do is ask you three questions,

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<v Speaker 1>and from the answers to those three questions, I have

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<v Speaker 1>to determine what it is you were concealing from me. Yes, okay, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>you ready it all right? First question I have for

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<v Speaker 1>you is do you have any nicknames?

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<v Speaker 2>I do. The best known nickname is cox Zilla, kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like Godzilla.

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<v Speaker 3>Cox. Why are you Coxzilla? How do you call?

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<v Speaker 2>Is similar to Cox? Oh yeah, not the other way

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<v Speaker 2>you're thinking, yeah, okay, all right, And it's similar to Godzillazilla,

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<v Speaker 2>big massive animal.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think of yourself as a god?

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<v Speaker 2>No doubt? No, tower over people. Okay, there's a little bit,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess. No, no, no, never consider myself a god?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, So so Cox, where's that coming from?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't tell. We'll give it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh what okay? Question number two? Which one animal

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<v Speaker 1>do you think would survive the apocalypse.

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<v Speaker 2>I would say a magpie.

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<v Speaker 1>A magpie? Why a magpie? Well, Maggie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're aggressive animals, very aggressive animals. Don't mind swooping people,

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<v Speaker 2>keep you know, people, people away from their nests.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think that's how they'd survive?

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<v Speaker 2>They can also fly, you know, I mean, like, how

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<v Speaker 2>cool to be to be able to fly? You know,

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<v Speaker 2>you can get out of situations easily, not many people

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<v Speaker 2>that are probably coming after you in the air.

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<v Speaker 1>Flying seems like a lot of effort. Imagine how hard

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<v Speaker 1>you like your arms would hurt, you know it would?

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<v Speaker 2>It would be amazing. Imagine soaring above the clouds.

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<v Speaker 1>I rather just sit down. No. I like magpies because

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<v Speaker 1>I get called a bagpie all the time because I

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<v Speaker 1>like sparkly things and shiny things, and I collect lots

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<v Speaker 1>of sparkly, shiny things, so people often call me a magpie.

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe by proxy I'll survive the apocalypse. The only

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<v Speaker 1>things that will be left after the apocalypse share yep,

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<v Speaker 1>cockeraches and magpies. Final question out of the twenty six letters,

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<v Speaker 1>which is your favorite? Gee for God? Smart? Okay? God? Alright, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Gee for God? Why G can you tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably has to do with where I enjoy spending time.

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<v Speaker 1>A letter, G letter Okay, okay, Jim, Maybe Jim, that

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<v Speaker 1>could be the gym.

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<v Speaker 2>Alright, yeah close, you're getting there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, Jim, all right, I haven't been in one

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<v Speaker 1>of those in a long time. But that's okay, that's

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I still pay for the membership.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, just in case you're supporting smallers.

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<v Speaker 3>Anytime Fitness Alton and no even though with the Geelong now.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to, I can't get to ALTONAO to

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<v Speaker 1>cancel my membership, which I've had for like the last

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<v Speaker 1>four years, even though I live in Geelong.

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<v Speaker 3>Could you please just cancel it?

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<v Speaker 1>Things anyway? All right, Okay, recap Okay, likes tea, spilling secrets,

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<v Speaker 1>Giant Man Dallas, Oklahoma, God Magpies g could be Jim. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to put this together. Oh I was going

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<v Speaker 1>mafia for a second. I was just singing mafia because

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<v Speaker 1>you know the God you know, that could be your

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<v Speaker 1>like mafia name Cox Youler, alright, and you could be

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<v Speaker 1>a mafia who uses T as a code name to

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<v Speaker 1>sell things. But now I don't think so, okay, because

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<v Speaker 1>you're not very inconspicuous because you're a giant. So I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like he really wouldn't work in the mafia or

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<v Speaker 1>a bikie gang because you're like, oh there he is

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<v Speaker 1>again tough to stirk and now, yeah, that's true. But

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<v Speaker 1>instead I'm going to go left a field. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>because what I think is that you're concealing from me

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<v Speaker 1>is that you aren't actually a human person. You are

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<v Speaker 1>two human people on each other's shoulders wearing a coat.

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<v Speaker 3>Am I right? Are you two people?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Not at all. My full name is Mason Cox.

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<v Speaker 2>I am an American AFL player, a place for the

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<v Speaker 2>Collingwood Magpies at the mcg or also known as the

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<v Speaker 2>g and currently the only American Borner Bread player to

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<v Speaker 2>play one hundred games.

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<v Speaker 3>A sporting star.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't say start.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that. You're pretty starry, giant, sporty man AFL.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my goodness, I should have done some push ups.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. So Mason is not two people in

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<v Speaker 1>a trench coat. No, he is actually a Collingwood football player.

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<v Speaker 1>And I tell you what I do like ball sports,

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<v Speaker 1>so this could be fun. We're here with Mason the

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<v Speaker 1>professional AFL player, but from Texas.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm confused.

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<v Speaker 1>Please explain how did you come all the way from

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<v Speaker 1>Texas and then end up in the AFL.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a very very long story.

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<v Speaker 1>Cliff notes.

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<v Speaker 2>Cliff notes love that Okay, in a long time, went

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<v Speaker 2>to school to Colombis State University Stadium mechanical engineering, and

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<v Speaker 2>then from there it got recruited to go play on

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<v Speaker 2>the basketball team, actually get recruited from playing women's basketball.

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<v Speaker 2>If you can believe that. Very weird women helped the

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<v Speaker 2>women's team play basketball, so i'd emulate one of their oppositions,

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<v Speaker 2>who was Britney Griner was recently in Rush. Yeah, as

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<v Speaker 2>her play that. And then the men's team asked me

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<v Speaker 2>to come play with them. And then I played on

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<v Speaker 2>the men's team for about three.

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<v Speaker 1>Years because top people know we played basketball.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, I was a late bloomer, is what you

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<v Speaker 2>would call it. Six inches in a summer is what

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<v Speaker 2>I grew in height. Oh, it's to hit puberty.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, six Actually it sounds like a movie. I've watched

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<v Speaker 3>six Inches.

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<v Speaker 2>And then from there, God's offered to come over to

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<v Speaker 2>Australia to try out a new sports in AFL and

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<v Speaker 2>learn it from scratch.

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<v Speaker 1>Who found you and said AFL.

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<v Speaker 2>I played soccer growing up, so like soccer and basketball

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<v Speaker 2>to that kind of correlate best to AFL, so kind

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<v Speaker 2>of a good mixture to go.

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<v Speaker 3>Into people in America. I'm confused.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a basketball draft scout that the AFL had

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<v Speaker 2>hired to find me in the US playing basketball. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>very weird. Unique hasn't been done since.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a very odd strange.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone comes up and says, hey, you're tall. Yes, he's

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<v Speaker 1>a business card. And then they said AFL, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you do? You go what?

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<v Speaker 2>They go, you played soccer before, you can kick something right,

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like yeah. And then they go, you've

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<v Speaker 2>played basketball, you can go and like understand the three

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<v Speaker 2>sixty degrees of sport. And I said yeah, and they

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<v Speaker 2>said I think you might be okay to play AFL.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, hold on, you're going to pay for a

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<v Speaker 2>free trip to Australia, to a beautiful place. So I

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<v Speaker 2>never didn't know anything about it, never heard of Melbourne

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<v Speaker 2>before it. Only heard of Sydney, beautiful Place, Sydney Opera,

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<v Speaker 2>pro House, the Bridge. That's all I knew about Australia

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<v Speaker 2>and they asked me to come to Melbourne, and then

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<v Speaker 2>I found out what this was, found out what AFL was.

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<v Speaker 2>I never heard of it, and then learn the whole

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<v Speaker 2>game from scratch, and now I'm here. It doesn't make sense.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't make sense.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you have to leave behind to like be

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I'll take the golden ticket. We'll give it

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<v Speaker 1>a shot. Come on.

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<v Speaker 3>One.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a job at Excellent Mobile and working as

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<v Speaker 2>a mechanical engineer. I was going to travel the world

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<v Speaker 2>doing that and then got this weird call and came

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<v Speaker 2>over here, did a combine in Los Angeles, then kind

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<v Speaker 2>of did one in Australia and they said, look, do

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<v Speaker 2>you want to drop that combine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to be stopping you at a thousand times

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<v Speaker 1>today because you were speaking another language to all right,

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<v Speaker 1>sleigh hunting work.

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<v Speaker 2>A combine is like a athletic testing kind of expells gus.

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<v Speaker 2>Like fitness tests, Yeah, fitness testing for the big tests.

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<v Speaker 1>In high school?

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't How did you do on the big test?

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<v Speaker 1>Not very good? Look at judge, judge away, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I go for it. No, I was awful at the

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<v Speaker 1>beat tests. That's afled at anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never done a big test. Really no, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think so.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the thing you'd struggle with is just having

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<v Speaker 1>to bend down to tap to.

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<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, I'll be more of just like touched with

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<v Speaker 2>the foot.

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<v Speaker 1>And maybe you could have an extender.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I've been inspector gadget.

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<v Speaker 1>So you did some fitness things and they you're actually

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<v Speaker 1>all right, and then you do some more fitness thing

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<v Speaker 1>combines whatever here and they go, oh, actually all right,

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<v Speaker 1>what happens? Then they go okay, you get drafted.

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<v Speaker 2>They flew me out to Ash, all expenses paid. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't think it was a real thing like AFL. I'd

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<v Speaker 2>never heard of it, never seen it.

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<v Speaker 1>So your family and is over in America, right, so

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<v Speaker 1>you're just saying bye, yep, see you later some man time,

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<v Speaker 1>and to come to Australia. I don't know, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>going to do it, you said, by family, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>How old are you at this time?

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty three?

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<v Speaker 3>So you get to Australia. What's happening.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm realizing it's not kangaroo and quallas everywhere. I'm realizing

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<v Speaker 2>there's not as nice as a weather in Melbourne as

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<v Speaker 2>probably you would expect. And I have to learn this

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<v Speaker 2>whole sport from scratch.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, how do you study? Do you watch lots of

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<v Speaker 1>videos or you're just like on the field.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>The first two months spent with coaches and stuff learning

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<v Speaker 2>the game, just kind of vision and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't go into games and then got thrown into

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<v Speaker 2>training with like people that are Hall of famers and

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<v Speaker 2>stuff like that, And.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you drafted to a team.

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<v Speaker 1>At this stage Collingwood, they're investing a lot of time

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<v Speaker 1>and money in you. Do you feel like a secret

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<v Speaker 1>weapon that they're like, we've actually got this Mason Cox,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't tell anyone. It's like top secret. It seems

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<v Speaker 1>like it's like some military compound where they're like training

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<v Speaker 1>up a superhuman there was Did they grow you in

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<v Speaker 1>a lab? Are you lying?

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<v Speaker 2>I gained eleven kilos in two months?

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, right, so they were really training you. Do they

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<v Speaker 1>do a big reveal they're like, you know, like did

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<v Speaker 1>they take off a big piece of fabric and be

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<v Speaker 1>like tea and you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, yeah, whatever you play?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have a position?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you rock?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm your new rock.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't that good of an introduction.

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<v Speaker 3>I've just never heard of like this. It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, do you feel like a secret superhuman weapon thing?

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't say that. I would say I feel very

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<v Speaker 2>unique because no one else has kind of done the

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<v Speaker 2>same thing I have, which is kind of cool. So

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<v Speaker 2>there's only been one other born and bread American player.

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<v Speaker 2>I Fly only played like three games, so yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>very different.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't a hard record to beat, then.

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<v Speaker 2>Break record every week plays.

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<v Speaker 1>So I like to think that, Okay, so you've trained up, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>you're good to go. How long is this process before

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<v Speaker 1>you get onto the field.

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<v Speaker 2>So I played my first game about a year and

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<v Speaker 2>a half into learning what the sport was, and I

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<v Speaker 2>played it on as a day.

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<v Speaker 3>They're really investing in your time. It's a big game.

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<v Speaker 3>I know that one day. Is it Essendon? Is it

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<v Speaker 3>against Well Died?

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<v Speaker 2>I said, you weren't a footy fan?

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<v Speaker 3>Well I'm not, but I've lived in Melbourne long enough.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go the Bombers yep. Oh geez, what's Collinwood's

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<v Speaker 2>mascot bagpies? I just had the double check?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, year and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>Anzac Day eighty five thousand people.

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<v Speaker 1>You checked out. They go, all right, go out there, sinkers.

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<v Speaker 1>We're unveiling our new secret weapon. Go for it.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you go kick the first goal?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>That's three good, right, start, got the win pretty well.

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<v Speaker 2>Tick tick okay, So that was a good start to

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<v Speaker 2>the career. I'm not going to say it was easy, say,

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<v Speaker 2>very nerve racking to go in front of eighty five

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<v Speaker 2>thousand people absolutely love the sport and are crazy about it,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're like, hey, I just showed up here. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really sure what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a couple of weeks to it.

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<v Speaker 2>It is, Yeah, performed in front of the little big crowds.

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<v Speaker 1>Not eighty five thousand. What's the largest crowd up to down?

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<v Speaker 1>I think like five or six thousand, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Still five You still get the energy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, give me.

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<v Speaker 2>You're in a group.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, you're in a group after.

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<v Speaker 1>You got that by myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean twenty two eighty. By twenty two, you'd

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<v Speaker 2>have more fans per person than I would.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop lifting me up. Hey, all right, stop giving me confidence.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's not about me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you avoiding the questions here today. All right, you're

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<v Speaker 1>now playing the game, how do what does everyone else think?

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<v Speaker 3>What are they feeling? What are they vibing? They're like,

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<v Speaker 3>who is this? You know? Yank?

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<v Speaker 2>Yank?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that offensive?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not early days. It was very much like teaching

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<v Speaker 2>me the basics. So you can imagine it'd be quite

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<v Speaker 2>probably frustrating as a teammate whenever you have someone else

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<v Speaker 2>who's that far behind someone and skill set. Right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but the but yeah, it was like I say, steep

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<v Speaker 2>learning curve from the beginning, and then once you kind

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<v Speaker 2>of get put into the deep end, you start, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>swimming a bit better as far as the more experienced.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to alarm you, but you're not actually

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<v Speaker 1>a swimmer. You play a f L. Yeah, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a bit confused.

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<v Speaker 3>I totally get that, though.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say something that's unique about me is I

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<v Speaker 2>actually wear goggles in games. I've had six, i think

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<v Speaker 2>eye surgeries from people poking my eyes out, so I

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<v Speaker 2>now have to wear protection for him.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the bagpie. Yeah, I know he's going and poking

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<v Speaker 1>your eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's everyone's hands because they can't actually get to

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<v Speaker 2>the ball, right, so they have to scratch through my head.

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<v Speaker 2>And pull back.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that actually, like, do you think that's a hype thing?

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, that's as far as I can give to

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<v Speaker 2>the head. And then the fingers go into the eye

0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:57.520
<v Speaker 2>sockets and ripped the eye out. So yeah, footy injuries loved.

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<v Speaker 3>Even in trouble for stabbing your eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it was considered an accident. Unfortunate. That's why I

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<v Speaker 2>haven't now. Yeah, so if you try to just got

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<v Speaker 2>a little well, I can't touch this.

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<v Speaker 3>Does that distorge your vision at all?

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<v Speaker 1>Though? I feel like it'd be bad for your peripherals.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but they're customs, so they're tinted because I've had

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<v Speaker 2>an issue with minds as far as my pupil, so

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<v Speaker 2>you see, maybe one pupil is different than the other.

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<v Speaker 1>Very David Bowie, very David Bowie, very good.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, so I've got one that's tinted, which is

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<v Speaker 2>kind of unique. And it's also prescription, so I can

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<v Speaker 2>see better with mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Curious, okay, very interesting. So is there a player or

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<v Speaker 1>a team that you have it out for because of

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<v Speaker 1>like the I thing, what teams you have beef with?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what team you're like beef with? I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>with them. Megan.

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<v Speaker 2>People always say I've got beef with rich men because

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<v Speaker 2>I've we've played them a few times. There's a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of a rivalry there. And I will say this, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't mind a bit of trash talk on the field.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you do some trash talk for we pretend I'm rich?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, girls, I'm gonna beat you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I kick so many goals. Fine, I'm gonna do

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<v Speaker 3>the one in the middle goals.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I love your How much you know about ifl

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<v Speaker 2>it's so good. I've been doing a couple of games,

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<v Speaker 2>don't you worry? Meat pies, Meat Pies all four and twenties? Yes, yes, No,

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<v Speaker 2>I think I don't know that. The trash talk is

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<v Speaker 2>more after goals and stuff. So if you do something, well,

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<v Speaker 2>so let's say you jump on someone's shoulders, sticking it

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<v Speaker 2>in the back of someone's.

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<v Speaker 3>Head, is that allowed?

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<v Speaker 2>That is allowed? Just doesn't sound very safe at all.

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<v Speaker 3>But get yours, get my tits?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. But no, I think a little bit

0:18:39.080 --> 0:18:40.680
<v Speaker 2>of trash talk is always good. And it's always like

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<v Speaker 2>if you do something that's like bad for them, because

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like it's a mental game a little bit,

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<v Speaker 2>I fl and you're allowed to trash talk and get

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<v Speaker 2>into people's heads. So that's kind of something I'm probably

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<v Speaker 2>known for, and I'm being America, yeah a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>The crowds wouldn't hear any of this, would they?

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 3>Eighty five thou people.

0:18:56.680 --> 0:19:00.480
<v Speaker 2>Although I've realized this umpires now with microphones, I do

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<v Speaker 2>pick up things here and there. So if you see

0:19:02.359 --> 0:19:06.000
<v Speaker 2>a little greens, you gotta shut the mouth and are

0:19:06.040 --> 0:19:08.560
<v Speaker 2>really just giving reel it in a little bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, flap our wings and just it's so good. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. Do you have like a team like chant

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<v Speaker 1>before you play a game?

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<v Speaker 2>We have a team song.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but me and the girls that were on drag

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<v Speaker 1>Race together. Whenever we do shows together, we have a chance.

0:19:24.800 --> 0:19:27.680
<v Speaker 1>We say beforehand and we say none of this come

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<v Speaker 1>by our ship. Ten inch cock is what we say.

0:19:31.000 --> 0:19:32.800
<v Speaker 1>And then we go on stage or if I'm on

0:19:32.880 --> 0:19:35.639
<v Speaker 1>stage with my good friend, etcetera, we say, none of

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<v Speaker 1>this will matter. When you did, We've actually got a

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<v Speaker 1>single play it now, Dull added in post none of

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<v Speaker 1>this a.

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<v Speaker 3>Met Thank you whoa good song? I love it?

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<v Speaker 2>We do like it. I love that thank you great song?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a pump up song? We all chant?

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<v Speaker 2>To okay, do you know run this town? But Rihanna, Yeah, yeah,

0:20:06.240 --> 0:20:08.920
<v Speaker 2>what do you Actually it's like, you know part of

0:20:08.960 --> 0:20:09.520
<v Speaker 2>the song it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So we all yelled that whenever it comes on during

0:20:15.040 --> 0:20:17.320
<v Speaker 2>that song because it's one of our pregame songs, so

0:20:17.359 --> 0:20:19.840
<v Speaker 2>we all stop our warm up and just scream that

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<v Speaker 2>part of the verses. And that's the way we get

0:20:21.840 --> 0:20:22.360
<v Speaker 2>into a game.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, yeah, is there anything.

0:20:25.440 --> 0:20:27.480
<v Speaker 2>A bunch of testosterond Rihanna gets this go on.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, are you sure? Well, I guess we're

0:20:30.560 --> 0:20:34.600
<v Speaker 1>not that different. You know, both physical demanding professions. What's

0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:35.440
<v Speaker 1>it like getting old?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it happens pretty quickly in AFL. I think most

0:20:38.359 --> 0:20:40.560
<v Speaker 2>careers last three years, is the average career?

0:20:40.720 --> 0:20:41.080
<v Speaker 3>Really?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then you go into retirement. So the fact

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<v Speaker 2>I'm at nine is pretty pretty crazy. Yeah. Yeah, it's

0:20:46.480 --> 0:20:47.919
<v Speaker 2>a quick turn, right, Like there's I mean, you can

0:20:48.000 --> 0:20:50.400
<v Speaker 2>have an injury tomorrow and you know your career is done. Well,

0:20:50.400 --> 0:20:51.080
<v Speaker 2>it's very much.

0:20:51.280 --> 0:20:53.560
<v Speaker 1>Side that or do they tap out like say that

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<v Speaker 1>you've had your other injuries, have you been like, you know,

0:20:56.840 --> 0:20:58.359
<v Speaker 1>just put me out to pasture after this, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like a horse falls over and America you do get

0:21:01.240 --> 0:21:01.680
<v Speaker 1>the feel.

0:21:01.880 --> 0:21:04.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you do get the feel. Some people like concussions

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff, like doctors said, look going forward, this is

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<v Speaker 2>the best case in ara few is to stop playing sport. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so some stuff like that. People have had shoulder injuries

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<v Speaker 2>and their shoulder keep popping out, keeps popping out, and

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<v Speaker 2>they can't deal with that. So sometimes your body just

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<v Speaker 2>says you can't do this anymore. You have to move

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<v Speaker 2>on something else.

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<v Speaker 1>Engineering.

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<v Speaker 2>Engineering, it's not a bad plan.

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<v Speaker 3>B where'd you go back to it?

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<v Speaker 2>Ideally? No, I don't think I could sit behind a

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<v Speaker 2>desk and just sit there all day. But yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>in the media world to do a podcast just like

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<v Speaker 2>you hear that show?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is this where I have to credit the Mason

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<v Speaker 1>Cock Show? Everyone? That's the Mason cock Show. But it

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<v Speaker 1>must be weird because you have such a big fan

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<v Speaker 1>base here, especially in Australia. What's it like for all

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<v Speaker 1>the people back home?

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<v Speaker 2>Very few. I was on sixty Minutes US, which is

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<v Speaker 2>like thirteen million people watch that. That was cool, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's unknown in America. So the cool thing about it

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<v Speaker 2>is obviously Melbourne's kind of a bubble for football, Like

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<v Speaker 2>everyone loves football here and they go home and people like,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you do for living? I'm like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>play footy and they're like, oh soccer, Oh, soccer. It's good.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's kind of cool to be like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you go and you go to here and people are

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<v Speaker 2>obsessed with it, and it's kind of cool to have

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<v Speaker 2>that experience and you go home and you're just like,

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<v Speaker 2>no one knows anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Every day person, yeah, every day.

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<v Speaker 2>Talks from actually being here in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 3>Every day giant person.

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<v Speaker 1>You could be like, oh, thank god, it's only just

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<v Speaker 1>back to being recognized of being a giant man, not

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<v Speaker 1>being a giant man and a sporting star.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah, it's true.

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<v Speaker 2>That's basic. Yeah, that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone still thinks I play basketball though.

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<v Speaker 3>It must be nice. You can just you know, blend in.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like having two different lives.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I wouldn't know what that's like. Okay, why AFL

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<v Speaker 1>and not drag?

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<v Speaker 2>Why I fel not?

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like you started in.

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<v Speaker 1>The drag you were starting, you know, playing pretending to

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<v Speaker 1>be a Russian woman.

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<v Speaker 2>I would be probably the tallest drag queen ever.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, well, I have to check that, because I

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<v Speaker 1>performed with a drag queen. Her name is Passion Coatur

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<v Speaker 1>and she is a tall thing, living, living drag queen

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<v Speaker 1>in the Southern Hemisphere. I don't know, but that's why

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<v Speaker 1>I like performing with her, because I look so little.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, and everyone needs to see me on videos

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<v Speaker 1>and things before and with her and in the meet

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<v Speaker 1>when they're like, oh, you're a lot bigger than I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you rather be smaller than taller?

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<v Speaker 1>It's nice to be a little petite lady, but I

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<v Speaker 1>like being like tall when I put my heels on.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to wear giant, like, you know, fourteen inch

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<v Speaker 1>heels when I first started, because when you work in

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<v Speaker 1>a nightclub, you need to be able to see over everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's my greatest strength.

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<v Speaker 3>Was hand like, oh they're over there, Yeah here, we're

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<v Speaker 3>doing this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this happens with me all the time. I'll go

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<v Speaker 2>to a place and people just stand in my circle,

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<v Speaker 2>like stand in my like bubble, like real close, and

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<v Speaker 2>you're kind of like, hey, can I help you? And

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<v Speaker 2>they go, yeah, I'm just looking for my friends. I

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<v Speaker 2>told them to go find the tall side the bar,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm standing next to I'm like to shame. That's

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<v Speaker 2>actually pretty sure. A landmark. That's it.

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<v Speaker 3>A giant man will be by the giant man.

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<v Speaker 1>It's three, I am okay. I want you to teach

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<v Speaker 1>me a phrase or two to yell at if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the crowd. Okay, So it sounds like I know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm talking about if I'm at an AFL game

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm going to do it. So what do people

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<v Speaker 1>don't scream.

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<v Speaker 2>The big thing? People scream at AFL game? Right, So

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<v Speaker 2>if an umpire makes a decision and someone gets tackled

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<v Speaker 2>and they're not sure if they disposed of the ball properly,

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<v Speaker 2>they just scream out ball, right, So like this is

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<v Speaker 2>the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like there's like someone and you just have

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<v Speaker 2>to go and it echoes across the whole stadium.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, so I'm not happy with the ball.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's real ball, isn't it a ball? That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I normally do. But it's like I'm angry.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh damn you, I'm batch.

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<v Speaker 2>That was on the money. Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, thank well, gone, thank you. It's like it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't two.

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<v Speaker 3>Men in the trench coat?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>He is apparently a well known AFL footballer for Collingwood.

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<v Speaker 3>Good for him.

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