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Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian no Connel Show.

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Speaker 2: Podcast, Unusual and non emergency calls you've made to Triple

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Speaker 2: zero and Animals on the Loose.

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Speaker 3: I went out my backyard and I could smell a

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Speaker 3: really song smell gas like it's not like something was leaking.

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Speaker 3: So I called you zero and I had police turn up.

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Speaker 3: Next thing, you know, five a gay tender and they're

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Speaker 3: running around everywhere. They're trying checking in the backyard. Turns

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Speaker 3: out it was fomenting spring onions.

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Speaker 2: This is an amazing one. I mean, you know, this is

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Speaker 2: this is what you can do in Bayside if there's

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Speaker 2: annoying helicolter.

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Speaker 1: Above your head.

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Speaker 4: I lived across the road from the Juvenile Justice Center

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Speaker 4: in Parkville, and one night, this horrendous noise woke me

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Speaker 4: up and it was a police helicopter hovering over top

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Speaker 4: of our buildings. I didn't know what to do, so

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Speaker 4: I called Triple zero and I asked them to move.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: So nine four one four one O four three, we're

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Speaker 2: looking for stories about animals on the loose and non

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Speaker 2: emergency calls to Triple zero. Nine four one four one

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Speaker 2: O four three. Just send her good.

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Speaker 5: Morning, good morning, how are you doing, Christian.

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Speaker 2: I'm good to send you. I hope you well this morning.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for calling the show. Now, I think this is

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Speaker 2: about it's just about sort of both. Do you work for.

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Speaker 4: So it is both?

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Speaker 5: So I'm a police officer and about.

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Speaker 6: Fourteen years ago I was on the Frankston vand and

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Speaker 6: we had a call.

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Speaker 5: Over air for a loose pig.

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Speaker 1: So did you have to go and catch the pig?

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Speaker 4: No, we didn't really catch the pigs.

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Speaker 1: We actually never feard it stood on the loose.

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Speaker 7: Now the.

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Speaker 1: Police most wanted.

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Speaker 2: It's sat somewhere in the basement laughing at this phone

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Speaker 2: call right now in disguise, just send to thank you

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Speaker 2: very much you call my I have a good day,

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Speaker 2: not a problem you too, But Rainy, good morning, good morning,

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Speaker 2: good morning. So which one are you calling about? Animals

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Speaker 2: on the loose or a non emergency reason?

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Speaker 1: He called triple zero.

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Speaker 5: Well it was probably a bit of both too.

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Speaker 6: So I was driving to work and got off the

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Speaker 6: Princess Freeway so near all the intersections, and there was

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Speaker 6: this one lonely, random sheet, massive sheet, just sort of

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Speaker 6: sitting in the middle of the road, you know, wandering

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Speaker 6: off all the different directions just having a great morning.

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Speaker 5: So I had to call and report this sheep.

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Speaker 6: So no one would hit it and get heard. And

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Speaker 6: the police were having trouble understanding what I was saying.

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Speaker 6: He's thinking I was talking about this bed sheet in

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Speaker 6: the middle of the road and I'm like, no, a sheep,

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Speaker 6: at which he finally got so after a few tuckles,

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Speaker 6: they went off to stay the day.

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Speaker 1: Lovely, Thank you very much and cool, have a good day.

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Speaker 1: Thanks the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: If you're going to go and see it on John,

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Speaker 2: we'll have tickets, so you're going to send HI when

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Speaker 2: he comes back very soon. He is still amazing live

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Speaker 2: and in fact that's on Crodagile Rock is fifty years old.

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Speaker 2: Two of the band members are still without now when

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Speaker 2: we saw what Rochford Winery, Davy Johnston's guitarist who still

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Speaker 2: plays with that one, and Nigel Olsen the drama as well.

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Speaker 2: It's amazing, all in their seventies, all still doing great work,

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Speaker 2: all right. Last few calls of what passes news about

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Speaker 2: animals on the loose or non emergency calls to Triple zero.

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Speaker 2: We've got Ruth herek and one.

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Speaker 5: In Ruth Morning legend.

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Speaker 1: How are you, Ruth, Ruth, what's your story for us?

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Speaker 2: Mate?

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Speaker 5: I'm CSA volunteers for quite a few decades jump in

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Speaker 5: the Danny Rangers. And we were called out to a

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Speaker 5: coffee upper tree. Cockatoo upper tree, thank you for cloch. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: after we raised their eyebrows and we are you serious?

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Speaker 5: We went out there to find this hysterically sobbing owner

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Speaker 5: at the bottom of the ground.

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Speaker 7: You know her, Paul.

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Speaker 5: Max was an inside bird, never been outside. The other

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Speaker 5: birds would be mean to him.

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Speaker 2: So we you know what a story going on is

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Speaker 2: somehow escape like the fray when he gets Andy to

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Speaker 2: Frayne and shawshumping him when he just gets that bit

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Speaker 2: of freedom in the rain there at Max, that's his

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Speaker 2: mess day ever getting away.

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Speaker 5: He was, he was up the tree. He's obviously been

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Speaker 5: owned by a seaman of some kind or a seafarer.

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Speaker 5: And kids, we made to see you pretty much, and

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Speaker 5: every attempt we made to get young next down, he

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Speaker 5: went further up the tree with more obscenities, and.

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Speaker 1: He was swearing as well.

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Speaker 5: Oh man, he'd been owned by somebody in the navy, clearly.

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Speaker 1: And what I wish I'd seen this.

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Speaker 2: I wish is that you guys trying to get a

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Speaker 2: reluctant tree who's also then swearing at you as he

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Speaker 2: comes higher up the tree.

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Speaker 5: So what happened in the end, Well, in the end,

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Speaker 5: we finally persuaded sobbing owner to put a pile of

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Speaker 5: food down the bottom of the tree and just stand

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Speaker 5: there and watch, because, you know, despite our suggestions out

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Speaker 5: of her hearing that we got a ceiling hooks, you know,

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Speaker 5: to snab young Maxi and stuff like that, he clearly

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Speaker 5: wasn't going to come down. So we left her still

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Speaker 5: crying on the ground with a pile of food, and

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Speaker 5: off we went, blessing our lucky stars.

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Speaker 1: So all right, thank you very much and cool pleasure.

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Speaker 5: You have an awesome day.

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Speaker 6: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: And Ruth, is he still out there? Is he out

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Speaker 1: that tree? Swing? Is that off? We don't know, so

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Speaker 1: many questions still.

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Speaker 4: There, Ruth, Brooke, Hello, how are you doing?

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Speaker 1: We're good, Broke qust your story for us. Mate.

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Speaker 7: So we were out at the car out in front

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Speaker 7: of our neighbour's place, and we could hear her intermittently shouting,

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Speaker 7: let go, let go, get off, get off, wearing screaming,

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Speaker 7: and then it would go quiet, and then she would

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Speaker 7: do it again and we were like, oh God, somebody's hurting,

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Speaker 7: like somebody's in there. So we called the police, being

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Speaker 7: good citizens, and the police came and went knocked on

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Speaker 7: the door and she was watching the Geelong Prelim Final

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Speaker 7: and she was screaming at the tale.

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