Speaker 1: People do some weird shit. Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney
Speaker 1: fell several meters from a trapeze while performing in the
Speaker 1: musical pivot by Bit.
Speaker 2: Some things that make more sense than others bring pikes, nurseries,
Speaker 2: murcury pikes, p y k e s.
Speaker 1: Hey, why I kay as in kill hey? Why okay?
Speaker 2: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults school?
Speaker 3: Why is your life so expensive? I'm not even having.
Speaker 4: A good chime?
Speaker 1: This is just the black couple of mitches. What about me?
Speaker 1: Don't forget of no, he is maturely and oh but
Speaker 1: eighty seven we're back here in heaven.
Speaker 3: My honeys, We're back to gym missus after two weeks off.
Speaker 3: Have you been busy during the break.
Speaker 1: I've had the busy two weeks of my fucking life.
Speaker 3: Actually, I can't feel rested at all.
Speaker 1: I don't feel rested. If anything, I feel more stressed
Speaker 1: before the break started.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I was busy or if my
Speaker 3: thresholds for what busyness is has just lowered a lot.
Speaker 3: I used to be able to do so many things
Speaker 3: in a day, but now I'm like I've got a
Speaker 3: letter to post. I can't take anything else on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, lockdown has done that. I make two pieces of
Speaker 1: toast and I'm ready for bed again. Yeah. Same.
Speaker 3: Isn't that weird?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think lockdown has done that to us. We got
Speaker 1: used to doing everything from home. Now we have to
Speaker 1: go outside and face the sun.
Speaker 3: But hey, we're not in lockdown anymore. Sydney, what did
Speaker 3: you do to your first freedom weekend?
Speaker 1: I went to Broadway and had a burrito, Broadway shopping. Sorry, yeah,
Speaker 1: I had a burrito and they went to Kmart and
Speaker 1: the body shop to get a loafer.
Speaker 3: How exciting?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really fun.
Speaker 3: I did wagh too much? Wait, too much?
Speaker 1: What did you do?
Speaker 3: I just went out every night and every lunch. I
Speaker 3: had pub lunches, a lot of drinking. It was I'm
Speaker 3: still feeling it. It was too much. I went too
Speaker 3: hard too soon.
Speaker 1: I forgot how to socialize. Yeah. Same, Like there's been
Speaker 1: too many people, too many awkward conversations. I sat on
Speaker 1: your angeer story. What did you say? Too many people
Speaker 1: saying it's been too long?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what everyone says, Oh it's been too long?
Speaker 1: Mine is Oh there you are, that's mine? As if
Speaker 1: I found them after they've been hiding out.
Speaker 3: Look is there Prize keeper Jennis here as well? Look usual,
Speaker 3: it's been being too long. What did you do the
Speaker 3: first weekend of Freedom in Sydney?
Speaker 6: I went to a cafe.
Speaker 3: Why are you laughing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's very normal because I didn't really go out
Speaker 1: because she burned it down.
Speaker 6: It was across the road from my house.
Speaker 1: Oh right. It does feel good to be back, though
Speaker 1: I did miss the podcast. It's not like such a
Speaker 1: weekly event in my mind, and the Sunday Night Live
Speaker 1: we didn't get to be them.
Speaker 3: So it's good to be back in the swing of
Speaker 3: things one hundred percent. And we're bringing back an OG
Speaker 3: segment today. Can I just say, since we're out of lockdown,
Speaker 3: it is no longer insensitive to do one of my favorites,
Speaker 3: Coughing Fit Chicken.
Speaker 1: Of course it's one of your favorites. If you haven't
Speaker 1: heard it before, it was on the very first was
Speaker 1: the first episode, or the first couple of them episodes.
Speaker 3: It was one of our inaugural segments, you could say,
Speaker 3: where you just call someone have a coughing fit, see
Speaker 3: how long it's makes them to hang up. We had
Speaker 3: to rest it because it seemed a bit insensitive during
Speaker 3: COVID times, but we're fucking free, baby. We're covering our
Speaker 3: lungs up again.
Speaker 1: I'm coughing my lungs up again. You guys just get
Speaker 1: to sit there and enjoy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll be interesting to see if you're physically fit
Speaker 3: enough to do it, because part of the reason that
Speaker 3: we also rested that segment was because you kept getting
Speaker 3: really dizzy afterwards and you didn't have the stamps. I
Speaker 3: can't say this word, stammin ut stand you got the
Speaker 3: first one stad up stamina.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have the stamina. Last time I went what's
Speaker 1: the record, it was three and a half minutes.
Speaker 3: I think that is the record. Ben Fordham the very
Speaker 3: first one, episode one. You got to scroll back if
Speaker 3: you haven't heard it.
Speaker 1: If you haven't heard coughing picture, you can go back
Speaker 1: and listen to the original, because we're going to do
Speaker 1: that at the end of the show. But we also
Speaker 1: have a very special guest on today's show.
Speaker 3: My word, don't we we all know this guy Hell
Speaker 3: from TikTok row hit Roy join us on the show.
Speaker 5: What a.
Speaker 3: Yeah. He really made a lot of people smile when
Speaker 3: he was going through his I quit fizzy drink journey
Speaker 3: every day on TikTok he had a little update. But
Speaker 3: do you remember we were talking about him recently. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so we're kind of getting him on because we've got
Speaker 3: a bone to pick with him. So with that iconic
Speaker 3: intro today, do you remember recently? I had an observation
Speaker 3: about that. But I've just noticed that he's changed his inflection.
Speaker 3: It used to be no fizzy drink for me today, but.
Speaker 7: Now everyone, no phizzy drink for me today.
Speaker 3: Why does he have a stroke after saying the word fizzy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no fhizzy drink for me today.
Speaker 3: No fizzy drink for me today.
Speaker 1: Hayden, do you want to get it on? I've got
Speaker 1: a stiffy yeah.
Speaker 3: So yeah, we're going to go straight to the source
Speaker 3: and settle the issue that's been concerning the nation. We
Speaker 3: only tackle hard eating shit on this show.
Speaker 1: He seems so sweet, like he actually seems like the
Speaker 1: loveliest guy.
Speaker 4: He does.
Speaker 3: He might not even know he's doing it.
Speaker 1: You think possibly it feels intentional. It feels like a
Speaker 1: big weik manager has gone hi. You need to say
Speaker 1: it like this.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I just picture there's a reason. There's definitely a
Speaker 6: reason anyway, we'd be like.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, I'm not pausing anymore?
Speaker 1: What do you mean anyway? If it's your first time listening,
Speaker 1: what a stupid episode to start off?
Speaker 3: Why do you say that?
Speaker 1: Because eighty seven and we've already got all this. It's
Speaker 1: like starting Friends on season nine and going, what is
Speaker 1: the attention with the Upton Rachel? Watch the others and
Speaker 1: then you'll understand.
Speaker 3: I don't know if i'd like in our show to friends.
Speaker 1: We've got three seasons? Okay, what show has three seasons? Offspring?
Speaker 3: Offspring had seven dollar fuck didn't I can't think.
Speaker 6: Of the show that's seas I can google it.
Speaker 1: No, no, we don't make yourself used it?
Speaker 6: I can google it.
Speaker 1: Do we need an answer?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we didn't. Season three of You just come out
Speaker 3: on Netflix. Oh yeah, Season three of Succession just premiered.
Speaker 3: I can't think of any.
Speaker 1: Other stan I'm loving you? Are you watching you?
Speaker 3: I haven't started?
Speaker 1: Have you seen the other two seasons?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: Perhaps it's very good.
Speaker 3: Why don't I want to fuck that serial killer?
Speaker 1: Everyone wants?
Speaker 3: What is it about his charm?
Speaker 1: She's the crazier one though? This season? Love the Wife?
Speaker 3: I forgot she had that shocking name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's also a serial killer as well. What
Speaker 1: a plot twist? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I forgot that was the plot with you.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to start watching that again anyway, Jenny,
Speaker 3: you're taking your time. Move on the news room.
Speaker 1: No, I have never seen it.
Speaker 3: Freaks and Geeks, oh yeah, cult Okay, hang on. These
Speaker 3: are shows that stopped after three seasons. We're three and counting,
Speaker 3: so we're up there. We're off Springs of the World.
Speaker 1: The point that I was trying to make. If it
Speaker 1: is your first time listening, we start the show the
Speaker 1: same way every week. Two. Is it just me something
Speaker 1: we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. I bring one,
Speaker 1: Mitch brings another. They serve as the basis of the show.
Speaker 1: Do you want to go first? Or should I? Maybe
Speaker 1: I should?
Speaker 3: Oh, you seem to have made up your mind, So
Speaker 3: go on?
Speaker 1: Do you mind if I do?
Speaker 3: No, of course not go on?
Speaker 1: Can I just say my notes app my notes app
Speaker 1: in my phone film to the brim with I gyms?
Speaker 3: Ah, well, you're right down. I've got to need it.
Speaker 3: Just me for the shade full? Is it?
Speaker 1: Yep? I've got heaps?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: Well, pick the best one.
Speaker 1: Go, let's do it. Is it just me? Do you
Speaker 1: love it? When Australia gets mentioned in international shows?
Speaker 6: It's like a little gift, Like what's an example?
Speaker 1: Are You'll be watching the Morning Show or Morning Wars,
Speaker 1: whatever region you're in and they're like, yeah, well we
Speaker 1: need to get back because Bradley's got an interview with Australia.
Speaker 1: Koba's hit. I'm like, maybe it's Cashy, it's Kyler, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we know them. I feel like, you know, it's a
Speaker 1: completely fictional world. Yes, you know, I'm exciting.
Speaker 3: You know that other countries are aware of us, right,
Speaker 3: I know it's not some grand surprise, Oh they've heard
Speaker 3: of Australia.
Speaker 6: But the biggest one is if they mentioned Sydney.
Speaker 1: Oh that's that's rare. Huge.
Speaker 3: Is it the same sort of thrill that I get
Speaker 3: when I hear my suburb on the news like, oh,
Speaker 3: someone was stabbed at my local IgA yes, yeah, And
Speaker 3: you see like your primary school on the news or something,
Speaker 3: and oh that's my territory. Yes absolutely, Okay, yeah, I
Speaker 3: get That's it.
Speaker 1: Even to a lesser degree, when you're going through Coles
Speaker 1: and the checkout chick or guy has the same name
Speaker 1: as you. I'm not sure my Mitch great names with
Speaker 1: no context that my name is like, I'm not wearing
Speaker 1: a badge as well. I never set it up. I'm like,
Speaker 1: well these my debit can't read it. I have read shot.
Speaker 3: I said, pick the best, trust me.
Speaker 1: That was the junk or the junkle before a couple weeks.
Speaker 1: All right, that's me?
Speaker 3: All right? Should we do my me?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Do you not understand what three D printers are? How
Speaker 3: they work? I don't get it at all. No.
Speaker 1: I think I went through a phrase I was gonna
Speaker 1: buy one. I had one in my card for many days.
Speaker 1: What I wanted to print? Think you can print anything,
Speaker 1: but like, how does it work?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 6: I know it prints stuff and all that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but how I just keep seeing like TikTok and stuff,
Speaker 3: being like, oh I three D printed my own violin.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what do you mean photo? I don't get it.
Speaker 1: No, No, So three D print is essentially you can
Speaker 1: design the artwork like you design the file. Say you
Speaker 1: want to make like I don't know, open them in
Speaker 1: your house. You design it in three dimensions like you've
Speaker 1: got the program to do it, and then you input
Speaker 1: it into this three D print, which has a computer
Speaker 1: built into it, and then literally like printers have inks,
Speaker 1: it has like a well or it's like a spool,
Speaker 1: like a little ring of wire that is plastic, and
Speaker 1: it gets fed in and then it melts it and.
Speaker 3: Get it at all?
Speaker 1: You've lost me now. It draws it from top, so
Speaker 1: it starts on the bottom, draws a square if it's
Speaker 1: a house, and then keeps going on top of it
Speaker 1: until it builds.
Speaker 6: But what about what about?
Speaker 3: I don't get it.
Speaker 6: Some people making guns and stuff, like, how do they
Speaker 6: actually well that?
Speaker 3: One of our darling listeners, Josh made the three of us?
Speaker 3: Is it just me lamp? Saying that's stunning. What do
Speaker 3: you mean you made it? How did you do that?
Speaker 3: And he goes, I printed them. I was like, how
Speaker 3: do you print a lamp?
Speaker 1: What are you on about?
Speaker 3: It makes no sense to me. It's the same level
Speaker 3: of frustration I get when people say things like, you
Speaker 3: can't just print more money?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 3: Why can't you just print more money? True, if we're
Speaker 3: all fucking poor print more money.
Speaker 1: You can't print more money? Why not? Because inflation? Because
Speaker 1: then you lose its value, because money the value of
Speaker 1: money is based on how much there is. Like if
Speaker 1: there was one of something in the world, highly valuable,
Speaker 1: but if there's a billion of it and not valuable.
Speaker 6: So if you want to everyone just get something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what we all just mutually agree to not inflate.
Speaker 3: We'll all just print off a few hundreds each tough
Speaker 3: times during COVID and we won't fuck with the I
Speaker 3: don't know inflation or whatever. Also another thing that I
Speaker 3: find highly confusing, speaking of money, how are we in
Speaker 3: two hundred and eighty one trillion dollars of global debt?
Speaker 1: Who do we owe?
Speaker 3: Where the globe?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Where the world?
Speaker 1: True we owe? Who's sitting there at a desk going
Speaker 1: exactly that? You're going to say? Who do we are?
Speaker 1: That too? Might not this podcast? We're very rich?
Speaker 3: Can you google any of these things?
Speaker 6: I'm very curious.
Speaker 1: When the inflation think is in Germany when World War
Speaker 1: One hit, they tried to go, well, let's just print
Speaker 1: more money, and then it didn't work, so then the
Speaker 1: money lost all value and they started using it as
Speaker 1: toilet paper.
Speaker 3: That makes don't they all just be like, sweet, more money, No, because.
Speaker 1: It loses its value. That it does. That's all I know.
Speaker 6: Here's a question from Clementine, aged twelve in London. She asks,
Speaker 6: why don't poorer countryes just print more money? Good question,
Speaker 6: Thanks for the question. When a whole country tries to
Speaker 6: get richer by printing more money, it rarely works because
Speaker 6: if everyone has more money, prices go up instead, and
Speaker 6: people find they need more more money go up.
Speaker 3: Does everyone agree they leave them the same?
Speaker 6: Well, this happened recently in Zimbabwe, and they printed more
Speaker 6: money to try to make their economies grow up. This
Speaker 6: is very confused us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you don't say, Jenna, but the price of
Speaker 1: things does go out. That makes sense because and everyone,
Speaker 1: if everyone just gets more money, then you can buy
Speaker 1: whatever you want, and then the economy will crash because.
Speaker 3: It'll be thriving and more people are buying shit. I
Speaker 3: don't get it. I'm telling you it's fucked with me
Speaker 3: for years.
Speaker 6: To get richer a country us to make and sell
Speaker 6: more things, whether goods or services. This makes it safe
Speaker 6: to print more money so that people can buy those
Speaker 6: extra things.
Speaker 1: I think the crux of all this is we don't
Speaker 1: need to care. We are very rich from this podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh I I don't need any more money printed that's
Speaker 3: not the problem. I've got so much, but I just
Speaker 3: don't get why we can't, Like they always say, oh no,
Speaker 3: you can't put more money. It's the same mind fuck
Speaker 3: that I get. Do you remember when you're in school
Speaker 3: and you'll be doing scripture class and they'd be like, oh, well,
Speaker 3: if if God is Jesus's dad, then who's God's parents?
Speaker 3: Oh no, God's just always been there.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'd get that feeling where it's like like X files
Speaker 3: and my eyes are glazed over and be like, how
Speaker 3: is that possible? And don't question in there?
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, yeah, no, I forear. This happened to
Speaker 1: me the other day. We're all related because think about it,
Speaker 1: if there was only two people to start this whole thing,
Speaker 1: then they have kids and we're all each other's kids.
Speaker 1: I hate it.
Speaker 3: We're all literally nothing makes that?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 1: Just me?
Speaker 2: Make sure you've had to follow on your podcast, so
Speaker 2: you're doing to miss a second of this bullshit?
Speaker 3: Hey, if you're in Sydney, by the way, guess what
Speaker 3: everyone this goes for you too. Mitch and Jenny, my
Speaker 3: live shows that were canceled because of lockdown be rescheduled
Speaker 3: until December, So if you're in Sydney and you want
Speaker 3: to come hang out see me live show? Head to
Speaker 3: my Instagram buyer to buy yourself a ticket. That happened
Speaker 3: in mid December.
Speaker 1: What's it called? Is there a name for the show?
Speaker 3: It's called Mitchell Kum's Live. Can you stand it? Oh
Speaker 3: my god, I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have big neon letters like am I MC
Speaker 1: or coomsy.
Speaker 3: I'm actually not that prepared. I don't even know.
Speaker 1: Have you written your material some of it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I have to go through the culling and
Speaker 3: all that.
Speaker 6: Oh so excited.
Speaker 1: Are you going to road test to go out to
Speaker 1: some clubs and do some testing? You could do that
Speaker 1: on the show. Actually bring us you could.
Speaker 3: No, No, I don't want to test material. What I
Speaker 3: do is if I write a joke for the show
Speaker 3: and I think that's no good, I bring it to
Speaker 3: the podcast. Off, get be way funnier on stage, guys
Speaker 3: by ticket.
Speaker 1: Go get to you guys. Hey, we're doing something a
Speaker 1: little new. We have launched. Is it just used we've
Speaker 1: done on the show before?
Speaker 3: Weekly?
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly right, every week. If you want to be
Speaker 1: a part of the show, we don't need to each
Speaker 1: Mitch and I and then we hand it over to
Speaker 1: you to do it. Is it just you?
Speaker 3: So this section of the show right where we would
Speaker 3: usually read reviews house.
Speaker 1: Yes, correct, fabulous, it is your today.
Speaker 3: I'm not an invitation to stop leaving reviews. By the way,
Speaker 3: bastards keep leaving reviews on Apple podcast exactly right.
Speaker 1: Leave us a review and please, for the love of God,
Speaker 1: dms with an is it just you? If you're out
Speaker 1: at the shop and you think of it, send us
Speaker 1: a voice message so we can play it on the show.
Speaker 3: Don't make it stupid or I'll lash out. It's happened
Speaker 3: before ever.
Speaker 1: Oh god, why Harry Potter, I can fill the scar burner,
Speaker 1: the Jasmine Schwartz. Guys, is how very first? Is just you?
Speaker 1: Let's roll the audio.
Speaker 6: Hey, guys, welcome back to our ears love the show.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Or do people who own small snappy dogs seem to
Speaker 6: have the same small snappy dog personality traits? That's a
Speaker 6: good one.
Speaker 1: I completely agree.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of someone that owns a small
Speaker 3: snappy dog. I can't. No one springs to mind. Actually,
Speaker 3: just thought of someone? Yes, she's right, really do we
Speaker 3: know them?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I'm not saying you guys wouldn't know them, but yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm with your ik Jasmine. I agree.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, Well that's like an old saying my mom
Speaker 1: and my men used to say, is that you'd start
Speaker 1: to look like your pet, like owners like and act
Speaker 1: like your My cat's black. No, but your cat.
Speaker 3: I would get canceled if I started to look like
Speaker 3: my cat.
Speaker 1: Your cat is also a bitch. Oh so personality, Yes,
Speaker 1: it takes on your personality.
Speaker 3: Okay, well I don't look like my cap, but we
Speaker 3: are both frosty as fuck. But then a switch flicks
Speaker 3: in our brain and we become very needy and want attention.
Speaker 1: Ye shit, you tend to scratch me every time I
Speaker 1: walk in a room, Not anymore, that's me. Look at Jenna,
Speaker 1: She's just like her dog.
Speaker 3: Her greyhound floats into a room, hen down between its legs, retired,
Speaker 3: no real skills to demonstrate anymore.
Speaker 1: I am my greyhound, yeah, and I am my dog.
Speaker 1: Is a kavoodal, which is full of energy, absolutely stupid, adorable,
Speaker 1: people love it and terrible. Shit. I just fool all
Speaker 1: the time, and it's never firm. A bit too much information,
Speaker 1: So yes, it is not just you. I completely agree,
Speaker 1: never thought about it.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be looking out watching people take their
Speaker 3: dog for a walk now, oh god.
Speaker 1: You you'll see it. Thank you, Jasmine, appreciate it. That's
Speaker 1: and is it just you for the week. If you've
Speaker 1: got one to hit us up, a couple of mitches
Speaker 1: on Instagram, you can dms get in touch with us
Speaker 1: and we'll play it on the show.
Speaker 3: Because we're fucking seek to doing all the work around here.
Speaker 3: He brings something to us.
Speaker 1: That's right, Mitch and I said during the break, you
Speaker 1: know what, how can we make it easier for us
Speaker 1: and harder for the listeners? So that's what we've done,
Speaker 1: all right. Should we got the fizzy drink guy on?
Speaker 3: Yes, of course, Bro Roy, let's do it.
Speaker 5: Daniel please hello, I more physicating for me today.
Speaker 3: Bro Roy is here. You're looking very slim. You've been
Speaker 3: doing the whole now busy drink thing for every hour, right,
Speaker 3: I congrats on that milestone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you, thank you for having me first of all. Yeah,
Speaker 5: this actually has been going for more than a year now.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, what made you stop in the first place?
Speaker 5: My addiction I was addicted highly and then I was
Speaker 5: not like fake but I thought of future, and I thought,
Speaker 5: if I don't stop, then it might be consequences, negative consequences,
Speaker 5: And then I thought I have to do something seriously.
Speaker 5: I have been trying to get rid of my addiction
Speaker 5: for long, but it didn't happen until I started posting
Speaker 5: my videos on TikTok.
Speaker 3: And yeah, when you say addiction, how many fizzy drinks
Speaker 3: a day were we talking?
Speaker 5: My addiction went for thirty thirty five years. I was
Speaker 5: having fizzy drinks at a very young age of five
Speaker 5: or six, and then I used to have four or
Speaker 5: five cans minimum every day.
Speaker 1: Wow, what was your kryptonite? Were you full sugar? Fanca coke?
Speaker 7: What was it always full sugar?
Speaker 1: Full sugar?
Speaker 5: I was because I was highly addicted. I can feel
Speaker 5: that taste.
Speaker 7: Difference from drinking from a pen.
Speaker 5: Or glass bottle or but yeah, I do believe that
Speaker 5: blast bottle tastes a bit better than cans.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean you've been telling us every day for
Speaker 3: over a year, no fizzy drink for me today, And
Speaker 3: I want to ask how how strict is the no
Speaker 3: fizzy drink rule, because like, my new obsession is sparkling water.
Speaker 3: I don't remember the last time I had steel water.
Speaker 3: R hit, So like, are you allowed sparkling water? Shurely
Speaker 3: that's kind of healthy.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, fizzy means fizzy, so means more fizzy whatsoever?
Speaker 1: Blanket rule.
Speaker 5: Obviously sparkling water it's fizzy as well. So when I
Speaker 5: say no, phizzy means absolutely not.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, well not to rub it, but I'm
Speaker 3: gonna have a sip. It's bloody beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with a bit of yme no fizzy drink? What
Speaker 1: about I feel like a big m or a chocolate
Speaker 1: move out in the sun. They can get a bit
Speaker 1: fizzy up for a while.
Speaker 5: Like, because I was addicted to figure drinks, I was
Speaker 5: never fond of milk or milk products or something. Yeah,
Speaker 5: obviously the main drink which I have is water now,
Speaker 5: but yeah drinks, no figy drinks whatsoever.
Speaker 1: Well, he used to row. That's a good achieve and
Speaker 1: especially identifying an addiction and then and then killing it.
Speaker 1: Very hard thing to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's actually it's very impressive. It would have helped
Speaker 3: having the accountability of TikTok. Right, do people recognize and
Speaker 3: you say, oh, you're the fizzy drinker?
Speaker 5: Yeah, they do actually, Like obviously because of COVID lockdown
Speaker 5: and mask wearing.
Speaker 7: It's less now.
Speaker 5: But honestly, when we were open a bit more, and
Speaker 5: when I used to go to poll for every and
Speaker 5: some other place, people used to do not all the time,
Speaker 5: but yeah.
Speaker 1: Sometimes very modest, the modest King. Now we need to
Speaker 1: get down to brass tacks, Mitchell, because there's a real
Speaker 1: reason row here is here.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I just noticed the the inflection when you
Speaker 3: say no fizzy drink for me today is changed a bit.
Speaker 3: It used to just be hello everyone, no fizzy drink
Speaker 3: for me today. Yes, but I feel like there's a
Speaker 3: pause after the word fizzy now that you say hello everyone,
Speaker 3: no fizzy drink for me today. Is that on purpose
Speaker 3: as someone told you to, you know, speak slowly or something.
Speaker 7: No, it's just natural. I don't know when it changed.
Speaker 5: And obviously if you say something for the whole year,
Speaker 5: it might change, because one year is a long period anyway.
Speaker 5: And I do believe that when I saw comments, people did.
Speaker 7: Say to me that.
Speaker 5: Why do you check the gap or pause in the middle,
Speaker 5: And all I say is it's just natural. There's nothing
Speaker 5: fair enough make up or something.
Speaker 1: Well, good to know there's no conspiracy theory behind rhythm
Speaker 1: because we thought maybe you were leaving time for you know,
Speaker 1: who knows what.
Speaker 3: In between that, I thought maybe some pr person had
Speaker 3: got in your ear and said, you've got to pace
Speaker 3: yourself differently, you got to pronounce it differently. But I'm
Speaker 3: good to know it's just natural.
Speaker 1: You don't have all that sugar cursing through your veins.
Speaker 1: So you're not going today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's in no rush to get You can.
Speaker 1: Breathe because you know what, no fizzy drink make.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and you're right.
Speaker 5: I used to be very fast in doing everything before
Speaker 5: and very hurry. That might because of sugar, that might
Speaker 5: because of addiction. But I have slowed down a bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what feel like? Do you just feel a bit
Speaker 3: less erratic? It is more calm.
Speaker 5: See in terms of health, obviously I have lost a
Speaker 5: lot of weight and everything. But the main difference I
Speaker 5: found in the beginning especially is the sleep. I couldn't
Speaker 5: sleep in the night. And that might be the effect
Speaker 5: of sugar or soda or anything, yeah exactly, caffeine, soda, sugar, whatever,
Speaker 5: But my sleep has increased significantly.
Speaker 7: That's one important part for me.
Speaker 3: Amazing.
Speaker 1: I reckon your way to bro it would be crystal clear,
Speaker 1: because I drink one can of co and I'm like, ever,
Speaker 1: I've got a burst, but I feel like there's this
Speaker 1: bright orange, but your weight would be like bloody, be
Speaker 1: crystal clear.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I did notice anything there, to be honest, Normally
Speaker 5: when I think it becomes white, but normally it's yellowish yellow.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know how you didn't notice. I embarrassingly pay
Speaker 3: a lot of attention to the color. So I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's not yellow today.
Speaker 1: Same same. I know I've had a good day. I'll
Speaker 1: sleep well when I'm winging amount Franklin out. Well, there's
Speaker 1: row hit Roy. Where what are your socials? Row here?
Speaker 1: Give them a plug.
Speaker 5: So I am on TikTok where I post the most
Speaker 5: videos and then I have post the same video on
Speaker 5: Instagram and YouTube and everywhere.
Speaker 7: My handle is same rohy Roy g RK. So it's
Speaker 7: my name and the GII in the end.
Speaker 3: Great fabulous. Now, before we let you go, I want
Speaker 3: to ask you the same question I ask every single
Speaker 3: guest we have on. We want you to contribute to
Speaker 3: our list of things better than drugs and dick correct.
Speaker 3: So it's basically just a little PSA to appreciate the
Speaker 3: small things in life. Don't obsess over parties, don't obsess
Speaker 3: over boys. So what's something better than drugs in dick
Speaker 3: in your mind?
Speaker 5: Yeah, something I don't know whether it's a thing or not,
Speaker 5: but something which I really appreciate is meditation. I do
Speaker 5: a lot of meditation and if my mind reduce my anxiety.
Speaker 5: Because you know, when we have too much work anentious
Speaker 5: and when we have less work we get anxious again.
Speaker 5: So that's why I think meditation is that little thing
Speaker 5: which helps me.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you said medication, and I thought, no,
Speaker 1: that is drugs.
Speaker 5: No, No, now we miss the point.
Speaker 3: What do you actually what do you actually do when
Speaker 3: it comes to meditation? Because I find a bit tricky.
Speaker 3: I'm just so. I find it's such an effort to
Speaker 3: really switch off. What do you actually do? And how
Speaker 3: long in a day does it take.
Speaker 1: For your meditation? Course, I can play music, that is
Speaker 1: what you see.
Speaker 7: There are a couple of things which are really important.
Speaker 5: Now. First of all, meditation requires regularity. Like we bath
Speaker 5: every day, we shower every day, we brush every day.
Speaker 5: For meditation is similar. You can't just do it one
Speaker 5: day and get the benefits. So you have to do
Speaker 5: it regularly.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 5: The normal process of meditation, which you might know, is
Speaker 5: just sit down and focus on your breathing and those
Speaker 5: sorts of things. Yeah, I do that, so you can
Speaker 5: even focus on something else like a watch or a
Speaker 5: telephone or a TV or something. But one thing which
Speaker 5: I tell everyone, and that's really really important, is if
Speaker 5: you do something with full hundred percent concentration, it becomes
Speaker 5: a meditation.
Speaker 7: So you don't need to sit and do a meditation.
Speaker 5: Say, for example, you are listening to music or even
Speaker 5: eating or even watching a TV. Forget everything, just focus
Speaker 5: on hundred percent of that. That still becomes a meditation
Speaker 5: because the main name of meditation is to focus at
Speaker 5: one place one hundred Percent's interesting.
Speaker 3: It's like even if you're having a shower, you don't
Speaker 3: think about anything else, just the warmth of the water.
Speaker 3: So that's technically meditation, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like when I used to it before, I used
Speaker 5: to listen to my mobile, watch news and boss TV.
Speaker 1: Leave all that just for one thing.
Speaker 5: Whenever you take Yeah, like whenever you take a spoon,
Speaker 5: put it in your mouth, feel that taste, feel that
Speaker 5: next step when you take again.
Speaker 7: Those sort of focus.
Speaker 5: If you do that that simply becomes a meditation and
Speaker 5: you don't need to sit separately to do a meditation.
Speaker 3: Well, I love it.
Speaker 1: Wow. From Fizzy Drink to Life, mantrass on the row
Speaker 1: hit you're my man.
Speaker 5: And that's what Buddha has said. Obviously it's not me.
Speaker 5: It's just the basics of meditation. If you focus on
Speaker 5: one thing which stops you to bind your mind from
Speaker 5: one place for the other, that becomes.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I was staring at the wall. I was focusing
Speaker 1: on that. No, I'm joking, of course. Well look, it
Speaker 1: was a pleasure. Great to meet you at the bottom
Speaker 1: of all our theories. Thank you for coming on the show.
Speaker 7: Yeah, great to chat, Thank you, thank you for having me.
Speaker 3: Thanks for here, Thanks for here.
Speaker 1: We'll talk soon, mate, buddy, goodbye, goodbye. What a treat
Speaker 1: he was actually great. I honestly thought when we said,
Speaker 1: name something better than drugs and dick with medication. I
Speaker 1: love codeine, I love how the Deck.
Speaker 3: I seriously heart medication too, And I was like, how
Speaker 3: do I respond to that?
Speaker 1: But I didn't want to call him out A couple
Speaker 1: of you haven't.
Speaker 3: Had a fizzy drink in that long? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: And this segment was brought to you by the new
Speaker 3: Coconot Sugar.
Speaker 1: I wanted to bring it up.
Speaker 6: You're listening?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: A podcast by a couple of Do you know what
Speaker 3: I just thought of during this with my whole obsession
Speaker 3: with sparkling water the three printer think we were talking
Speaker 3: about before. Do you have to go out and much
Speaker 3: like I have to buy new canisters for the soda
Speaker 3: stream from seven to eleven, you have to go out
Speaker 3: and buy a new plastic to melt to refiel the
Speaker 3: printer instead of an inkcock. Would you get a plastic
Speaker 3: cart ridge?
Speaker 1: You would?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yep, that sounds expensive. Fuck three D printers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not popular. You can't just go to office
Speaker 1: works and go give me the canon.
Speaker 3: Chull see what I mean? Too hard?
Speaker 1: I agree? It wasn't he sweet? I wanted to want
Speaker 1: a nice guy. He's such a sweet you go give
Speaker 1: him a follow support him absolutely.
Speaker 3: But right now, let's bring back coughing fit Chicken, the
Speaker 3: long way to a turn.
Speaker 2: Now it's another round of coughing fo Chicken.
Speaker 3: It's not a hard concept on paper, it sounds really stupid.
Speaker 3: Mitch just calls someone breaks out into a coughing fit
Speaker 3: and then we see how long it takes them to
Speaker 3: hang up after all the awkwardness.
Speaker 1: Current record three and a half ish minutes with Ben Fordham,
Speaker 1: two GB Radio presenter TV personality.
Speaker 3: From episode one of this podcasts Oh My God.
Speaker 1: Eighty six episodes ago. We had him on.
Speaker 3: YEP, this segment coughing Fit Chicken. It was like an
Speaker 3: early day thing. We had to rest it for a
Speaker 3: while because we thought it was insensitive during COVID and
Speaker 3: I was dying, yes, because it's like you can't do
Speaker 3: coughing Fit Chicken with a mask. No, it's not the same.
Speaker 3: But now that Sydney's out of lockdown, coughing Fit Chicken
Speaker 3: is back. Baby, there's no there's no eggshells to walk on.
Speaker 3: It's not insensitive anymore. So who are we going to
Speaker 3: call it?
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing. So we normally just go through
Speaker 1: my little black book. Should we do the same?
Speaker 3: Sure, I don't mind spoiling your relationships with your celebs.
Speaker 1: Well, there's yeah, So I've got my contacts in My
Speaker 1: phone is quite full of celebs because when I interview them,
Speaker 1: it's normally on the phone, right, So you get sent
Speaker 1: there mobile number and you just call them I tend
Speaker 1: to save.
Speaker 3: Them and then they probably expect to never hear from UM.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I doubt they did the same and saved much cherry.
Speaker 1: On the other end, have we done so far?
Speaker 3: We've done we ben Ben SHERYLN. Barnes A random library
Speaker 3: in wah.
Speaker 1: Might be actually done. Three we called it quit. Who
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 3: Scrolling through someone who we have toyed with a million times?
Speaker 3: Who is in your contacts for some reason? It's Eider Butchers.
Speaker 3: I would love to do it.
Speaker 1: Can we do it?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: I don't want to do game. I've got her mobile
Speaker 1: and home phone number, but I just couldn't do it
Speaker 1: to her.
Speaker 3: It's so funny if you called her home phone the bachelourette?
Speaker 1: What Brook, Blurton?
Speaker 3: Why are you saying it like that?
Speaker 1: Because it's so funny to say Brook, I.
Speaker 3: Thought you were birthing. Sounds like a cough Brook could
Speaker 3: be funny.
Speaker 1: Actually, Brook. Now she's busy because the show premiere this week,
Speaker 1: so she's got a I don't want to do her.
Speaker 1: Who do we have?
Speaker 6: I've got Aaron Mollan?
Speaker 3: Oh fabulous?
Speaker 1: What about that Nicole Kidman's PR manager?
Speaker 3: I didn't know how to navigate that situation to a
Speaker 3: pr man.
Speaker 1: What about Kathy Freeman?
Speaker 4: Why do you have?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've got Kathy Fremmant home and mobile,
Speaker 1: and it says, Kathy Freeman, olympian.
Speaker 5: What what do you have?
Speaker 3: Keathy Raeven's number.
Speaker 1: We're close friends, she teaches me. Track. Yeah, you gotta
Speaker 1: call her. I'm gonna have to call her. See if
Speaker 1: the fond even connects, because it might not. I've never
Speaker 1: I don't know how I have it caller.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, she's probably cooking dinner, just polishing a medal.
Speaker 1: You have reached, Oh Jesus, you have reached Keine Kim
Speaker 1: Dormer from Big Brother Mel Greg, the disgraced radio host.
Speaker 3: I feel that prank calls our a soft spot for
Speaker 3: Mel Greg, So let's not go there.
Speaker 1: That's or what about Nazim Hussein?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I love him.
Speaker 3: Okay, See, he's someone whose reaction would be kind of
Speaker 3: funny as a comedian.
Speaker 1: He's comedian, television presenter, award winning comedian. Actually he's very.
Speaker 3: Where would people know him from?
Speaker 1: I'm oh, that's right.
Speaker 3: He was in the jungle. Okay.
Speaker 1: Also, Mitch, when we saw the Master Singer he was
Speaker 1: a guest jar you remember we went to the taping.
Speaker 1: He was up there.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they used to have like a random fifth
Speaker 3: panel at the nazine was there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's very funny.
Speaker 3: Why the fuck do you have Nazi Hussein's number?
Speaker 1: Oh, he's been on my radio show a couple of times. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So what do he know you? Yeah, he'd know me. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh that's not the worst thing.
Speaker 1: But he might not have my number save. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: So I doubt he'd have my number save to be honest.
Speaker 1: But we have messaged.
Speaker 4: Let's do.
Speaker 3: If he doesn't answer, it's either Butcher, No, you have to.
Speaker 1: Promise praying to the comedian gods, please answer your phone
Speaker 1: to same. All right, let me hold on, Kathy Ryman,
Speaker 1: just chext me. Funk off. All right, I'm dialing Zeme.
Speaker 1: Now here we go. Hello, Hey, nsame, Hey, it's it's
Speaker 1: Mitch Cheery from Kiss how a man?
Speaker 7: Hey, Oh, miss bad.
Speaker 1: Where are you? It sounds like you're in a highway.
Speaker 8: To one of those Apple Watch competitions against Oh yeah,
Speaker 8: I gotcha.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now my boyfriend uses the the the Apple.
Speaker 8: Yeah, sound like you?
Speaker 1: Sorry, man, yeah, I know. It sounds like I've done
Speaker 1: the exercise, ship man. No, No, the reason I wanted
Speaker 1: to get you was I heard you doing uh comedy shows.
Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, Yeah, I'm doing it man. I've got
Speaker 8: a lot in already, which is weird because I haven't
Speaker 8: been on page properly.
Speaker 1: Sorry, keep going. You on stag zoom, I like.
Speaker 8: I've got zoom. He's consumed, but actually on maybe.
Speaker 1: No, I'm I'm good man, It's just.
Speaker 8: Yeah, where are you been? You've been working young radio
Speaker 8: with this.
Speaker 1: I'll be fine, man, I'll be fine.
Speaker 8: Get a suit or something to call someone. You sound
Speaker 8: like you're literally dying.
Speaker 3: Keep doing this.
Speaker 7: I am gonna die.
Speaker 1: This is a sec this is a segment I do.
Speaker 1: Mitchell Kus is here. I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 3: I don't usually talk to the people that you prank.
Speaker 3: Call Ship. This is the first time you've ever bitched
Speaker 3: at mid coughing fit chick and them.
Speaker 1: I had to stop, man, I want to.
Speaker 8: She sees someone calls an ambulance on you or just
Speaker 8: let you die on the phone.
Speaker 3: No, usually they don't offer to help, they just hang up.
Speaker 1: What a good friend you under seem I could have
Speaker 1: been choking on a dumpling and you're like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: getting my rings up.
Speaker 8: I mean, this segment is going to kill you. It's
Speaker 8: going to be the last thing when you ever do
Speaker 8: far out man, when you're alive. So I'm going to
Speaker 8: get a phone.
Speaker 1: I'm alive. Yeah, I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Hey, keep keeping sorry about that?
Speaker 1: Keep up the rings. Is there actual comedy show happening?
Speaker 1: Because you can plug it now. I won't coughet you.
Speaker 8: Sure, I'm a younger jour in Melbourne, a comedy you're
Speaker 8: republic but you know they just trial shows, just mucking
Speaker 8: around and if I have a coffee fit, you can
Speaker 8: step in and it sounds like nothing stop you.
Speaker 1: No, I'll do what you did. I'll just sit there
Speaker 1: and watch you die on stage.
Speaker 3: Hey, while I have got your name, you're obviously, you know,
Speaker 3: quite well known in the comedy circles. I'm doing my
Speaker 3: first ever stand up show in December. Any advice you're.
Speaker 8: Going to steal my stick?
Speaker 3: No, I would never.
Speaker 8: A similar tour tree that we cover, you know, being
Speaker 8: Muslim and gay.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't know if you've seen it on
Speaker 3: the like Lisa Wilkins, and I think people will be
Speaker 3: able to tell us a part bub.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Oh that's awesome. I mean, she's a professional. It till
Speaker 8: you make it. Oh, you look like you know what
Speaker 8: you're supposed to do, so they yeah, he's a problem comedian,
Speaker 8: and then you actually start to feel confidence. You got
Speaker 8: to take it until they believe you, and then you
Speaker 8: start to yourself.
Speaker 1: Good at all, Nazem. Good to talk to you, buddy.
Speaker 1: I do love you to bits. Thank you for that.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry see you buddy.
Speaker 7: Bye.
Speaker 1: Oh what a good sport? All right?
Speaker 3: Well would you say that that was the coughing Fit
Speaker 3: Chicken Grand Finale because you literally bitched it. I can't
Speaker 3: believe your record was three minutes thirty once upon a time,
Speaker 3: but that was one minute forty and you stopped.
Speaker 1: Can you guys look at me now. Look at the
Speaker 1: thin layer of sweat that is above my brain and
Speaker 1: I know nothing about me. Look at my wrists, they're
Speaker 1: like they're wet. Wow from sweat. That takes so much
Speaker 1: out of me.
Speaker 3: Have you taken up vaping something to your long capacity?
Speaker 3: Is when we launched that segment in twenty nineteen, you
Speaker 3: could cough for hours. I thought with all that vocal
Speaker 3: rest you might have mustered up some better coughing.
Speaker 1: We had a global pandemic, an airways pandemic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I may have hadn't You didn't get it.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't get it. No, which just shocks me.
Speaker 3: To be honest, I actually do think I had it.
Speaker 3: Did I tell you that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but everyone has that story. I had it my
Speaker 1: life before it was announced.
Speaker 3: No. Listen, when you left the Kiss New Year's Eve party, Yeah,
Speaker 3: in twenty eighteen, going into no twenty nineteen, going into
Speaker 3: twenty twenty, did you not feel violently ill?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because Hayden and I went to LA because I
Speaker 1: was in and out and I was violently early.
Speaker 3: Yes, Sup, it's better event. That was well kids's fault.
Speaker 6: When I returned from LA, I was the sickest I've
Speaker 6: ever been the same, like so so sick.
Speaker 3: And at the time when I googled my symptoms, COVID
Speaker 3: didn't come up because it wasn't really a thing. But
Speaker 3: what came up was alcohol withdrawal, and I said, yeah,
Speaker 3: that sounds about right. I was like the weirdest fee
Speaker 3: really hot, really cold, ill, couldn't breathe properly, and that
Speaker 3: was the scary part. I was like, I've never had
Speaker 3: a flu like this and then COVID came out and
Speaker 3: I was like, bloody better had it.
Speaker 6: And when I went to the doctor, she had no
Speaker 6: idea what I had. Really, she had no idea. She's like,
Speaker 6: I don't know what's wrong.
Speaker 1: Who would have thought?
Speaker 6: And I had all those symptoms.
Speaker 3: How long did it last?
Speaker 6: A few weeks?
Speaker 3: I was about three or four days.
Speaker 1: No, mine lasted a good six days. Hayden had it,
Speaker 1: his mum had it, and that's was when I was
Speaker 1: living in Hayden's house. So I think we all definitely
Speaker 1: had it. I think an antibody test is going to
Speaker 1: come out, and when that's when you can, like pricky
Speaker 1: blid to see if you have the actual antibodies from
Speaker 1: the actual disease. You may have had it. You know,
Speaker 1: I had a brainwave. We could rebrand Coughing Fit Chicken.
Speaker 1: Tell me if you like it. Yes, we could rebrand.
Speaker 1: And I haven't done this before, and I haven't planned
Speaker 1: this with Mitchell, but he's just a quick on the fly.
Speaker 1: We haven't planned this, but we could do Laughing Fit
Speaker 1: Chicken where I just laugh. And it has to be
Speaker 1: at things that they say I'm not going to be like,
Speaker 1: good to see you Christy. That's fucking nuts.
Speaker 3: Pretend i'm your guess. Who am I? Lisa Wilkinson?
Speaker 7: So have you here?
Speaker 1: Lisa Wilkinson, the host of the project, right, Hi.
Speaker 3: It's so lovely to be here. Yes, I've been doing
Speaker 3: the project for three years.
Speaker 1: Man is seriously very late.
Speaker 3: No, you just got to keep laughing. Don't even don't
Speaker 3: even put words in there.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do we think?
Speaker 3: I think it's funnier when you don't put words in there,
Speaker 3: like you just laugh and they're like, when's he gotta stop?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, because it's.
Speaker 3: Like when you say earlier, it's like you're laughing at something.
Speaker 3: But you just need to laugh constantly to the point
Speaker 3: where it's like, what the fuck are you laughing?
Speaker 1: Robin Bailey is on the air. Hello Robin, Hi, Man.
Speaker 3: I kind of like that, But I have another pitch.
Speaker 3: This can be the genitor side, which chicken is next
Speaker 3: to hatch? Okay, what about sneezing fit chicken? And we
Speaker 3: count who gives you the most blessed yous?
Speaker 1: Oh that's good.
Speaker 3: And like I said, no talking, you just start sneezing
Speaker 3: and don't stop.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's practice and.
Speaker 3: You can leave all good pauses in there, so it would.
Speaker 1: Be great to have you here. Pope Francis.
Speaker 3: Hello, it's my pleasure to be here. Bless you, bless you,
Speaker 3: bless you.
Speaker 1: The oh God, bless you. Double.
Speaker 3: Now you're taking the piss much.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 3: What do you reckon, Jenna? Which one is the winner?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Sorry, we ran out of drums.
Speaker 3: Also, you know that there's a part one and a
Speaker 3: part two to a sneeze. You're just going, but there's
Speaker 3: an aw, like a two syllables.
Speaker 1: I didn't do them. Sorry, that's the drone.
Speaker 3: I don't do the ah, don't you.
Speaker 1: No, My sneeze are very dainty. I got COVID tested
Speaker 1: yesterday and I just went. It was like internal. The
Speaker 1: poor girl's like, is there a finch.
Speaker 4: In that car?
Speaker 3: I sneeze like my father like it's a full and performance.
Speaker 3: I'm like that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I think mine come from being silent as
Speaker 1: a child, because I try to suppress them at all costs,
Speaker 1: even alone. I'm like, what is going on inside my
Speaker 1: psyche that I need to feel? I feel they need
Speaker 1: to hide my snee.
Speaker 3: You've never struck me as someone who was ever silenced
Speaker 3: as a childers anyway, Sorry, Jenna, it's been two weeks.
Speaker 3: We could talk for hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, you needed to side j.
Speaker 6: Okay, this is a very difficult decision.
Speaker 1: Sneezing chicken or laughing fit Chicken.
Speaker 6: Okay, well I do love both, but I think I'm
Speaker 6: going to go with laughing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, that's.
Speaker 1: It, okay, And you know what I'm open to. If
Speaker 1: it flops, we can just keep going through.
Speaker 6: Different fits, true, different chickens.
Speaker 1: Clapping fit chicken, Lisa, Oh my god, and you are
Speaker 1: the host of the project.
Speaker 3: I think it's three years again. You don't talk, You
Speaker 3: just keep clapping.
Speaker 1: You keep so awkward, exactly.
Speaker 3: That's the whole point. You make it harder for them
Speaker 3: to not address the elephant in the room if you
Speaker 3: don't talk.
Speaker 1: What about tweet fit Chicken. We're throughout the interview and
Speaker 1: people just live tweet and I just don't address it, Lisa,
Speaker 1: wel because it is here and it is so good
Speaker 1: to talk to you.
Speaker 3: He's really not open to any ideas that don't involve
Speaker 3: him talking. If he's always constant talking, fucking shut up chicken.
Speaker 1: How long can you not talk? But that's what's the
Speaker 1: last two weeks.
Speaker 3: That sound of silence. We've already got that.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, Oh yeah, of course.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 1: The last two weeks have been death for our listeners.
Speaker 3: I can only imagine see of.
Speaker 1: iHeart Radio said, boys, I know you're home. He said, team,
Speaker 1: I know how much you make in a week, and
Speaker 1: he said, frankly, it baffles me.
Speaker 3: He goes, the amount you make us nearly crippled us
Speaker 3: without you.
Speaker 1: Yes, he said, you couldn't. I want another week and
Speaker 1: he said you can't because we will have to sell
Speaker 1: the eye. You know, iHeart It would just be Heart Radio.
Speaker 3: You know Linda downstairs, and if you don't come back
Speaker 3: right now and bring in all the revenue, she's gonna
Speaker 3: be made redundant. Do you want that on your conscience? Boys,
Speaker 3: he said? She said, well, I can't fucking do that
Speaker 3: to Linda.
Speaker 1: She's got that bun leg and her son. After everything
Speaker 1: has been I love Linda, she's nice.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we're back and it's been great.
Speaker 1: A pleasure to be here, guys, and we will return
Speaker 1: next week and we can't wait to have you next week.
Speaker 1: We have a special guest. But that's all we can
Speaker 1: say on Match.
Speaker 3: That's all Episode eighty eight. We'll see you then guys,
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Speaker 3: Welcome to add Brief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 3: the end, we wrap up the show. Hopefully all the
Speaker 3: bores fuck off and then the fun one stick around
Speaker 3: for add Brief. This is the secret segment. This is
Speaker 3: only for the cool kid Yeah, actually the weirdos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't want to like us bring up any
Speaker 1: past trauma from high school. No, no, I wasn't a
Speaker 1: cool kid in high school.
Speaker 3: You were got the fucking popular vote for school captain.
Speaker 1: I was popular, but I wasn't cool. The cool kids
Speaker 1: just respected me because I had good air.
Speaker 3: What group were you in?
Speaker 1: Nothing? I sat in Nate Lunch on my own, the
Speaker 1: Drama Labs.
Speaker 3: Bullshit.
Speaker 1: I didn't have friends.
Speaker 6: Then how we voted most popular?
Speaker 1: Because I just schmoozed people. I walked around and like
Speaker 1: laugh and make people laugh. But when it came to
Speaker 1: actually sitting down and having recess and sharing all a snack,
Speaker 1: no one would do it with me.
Speaker 3: So you were just acquaintances with everyone mostly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had one best friend that I wasn't convinced with.
Speaker 1: We just weren't convinced. This is in high school and
Speaker 1: primar school. I had my best friend, Nicholas Cauriacos. Then
Speaker 1: he moved to Brisbane.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, is that how you feel about me? You're
Speaker 3: best friend who you're not convinced?
Speaker 1: Now we're convinced. I hope. So Jesus Christ, I have
Speaker 1: What were you in school?
Speaker 3: I was in that middle tier group where some of
Speaker 3: my friends in my group were invited to the parties
Speaker 3: of the cool kids, but not everyone. And some of
Speaker 3: my cool friends in the mid tier group would say, hey,
Speaker 3: they all really like you, by the way, like all
Speaker 3: the cool kids say, you're funny and so like. You
Speaker 3: could easily get invited to them if you like became
Speaker 3: friends with them. And I was like, of course they
Speaker 3: like me because I'm awesome, But they suck. I have
Speaker 3: no doubt in my mind they want to hang out
Speaker 3: with me. But I'd rather be dead than.
Speaker 1: Hang out with them.
Speaker 3: Oh what did you come and cross country? Fuck off?
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 1: You would have had a small pool too, there wouldn't
Speaker 1: have been many kids in your year.
Speaker 3: Excuse me. Country school, I went to the biggest and
Speaker 3: bougiest boarding school teacher in the Central West. So yeah,
Speaker 3: the heads of people like a lot too many?
Speaker 1: How many is a lot?
Speaker 3: Like over a thousand?
Speaker 1: Oh shit, yea more than me.
Speaker 3: And it was also very big grounds, like I'd have
Speaker 3: to walk down from the fucking cow paddock in agriculture
Speaker 3: class and then had science next period to cometers the
Speaker 3: other way.
Speaker 6: Was it also a boarding school as well?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you?
Speaker 3: God no, there was a period where I really wanted
Speaker 3: to because I was like, I want to be independent,
Speaker 3: I want to be I want to be a border.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Mom's like if you would fucking go with being a border.
Speaker 3: And then I was like, oh yeah, it's an all
Speaker 3: boys dorm and all girls sleepovers with the girl be
Speaker 3: stuck with the man the boys.
Speaker 1: That awful. Yeah, what about you, Jenna? What were you
Speaker 1: in high school debate team?
Speaker 6: I did history debating, history debating, but this history has happened.
Speaker 1: There's no debating about it on record. I don't think,
Speaker 1: well what's happened?
Speaker 6: No, no, my dear.
Speaker 3: I actually think that it was the trio towers that
Speaker 3: were struck, not the.
Speaker 1: Man didn't land on the moon monkey did You.
Speaker 6: Can argue all those things, what what point to win
Speaker 6: the competitions?
Speaker 3: So you're always in a waste of time.
Speaker 1: I'll give it all right. Today we're debating recipes, debate
Speaker 1: a hag. Is it two cups of flour or one
Speaker 1: cup of horse piece? I don't think.
Speaker 3: Well, it's history debating.
Speaker 1: You want to debate things that are.
Speaker 3: Fact Yess you care, Neil Armstrong, I call bull shit.
Speaker 3: Buzz Aldron was first. You patched him out of the way.
Speaker 1: It's a thing I don't think.
Speaker 3: So give me an example of a historical event that
Speaker 3: you said, no rubbish.
Speaker 1: I don't honestly say, for example, they go, Jennet. Today's
Speaker 1: topic is the JFK's assassination, and you aren't negative, not
Speaker 1: the affirmative text you are arguing it. What would your
Speaker 1: points be?
Speaker 6: It could be that it was staged, that they didn't
Speaker 6: find enough evidence of the shooter, okay, and all that,
Speaker 6: and from the book wherever he shot, from.
Speaker 1: The grassy knoll, the books depository.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, So history debating is basically a much more
Speaker 3: glamorous way of saying you're a bunch of fucking conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Maxa.
Speaker 3: They'll be doing history debates about fucking COVID in a
Speaker 3: few years.
Speaker 1: It wasn't real. The only thing I did in high
Speaker 1: school was maths, debate.
Speaker 3: What oh girl?
Speaker 1: I remember Rory asked me in seven were playing with
Speaker 1: the buns and burners, and he said to me, point blank,
Speaker 1: have you masturbated? And I hadn't. Oh, And I was
Speaker 1: like no, it's like it feels great. And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: if Rory says so, I better do it. And then
Speaker 1: we turned the blue flame.
Speaker 3: You just hadn't gotten around to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I just had. I hadn't thought about doing it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I think I will, and I did.
Speaker 3: I don't think anyone ever explained it to me. I
Speaker 3: just figured it out one day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I was playing around with I'm like,
Speaker 1: what's going on? I don't mind that. And then you
Speaker 1: go through a phase where you really love it because
Speaker 1: it's new and it's great, and then you go, no,
Speaker 1: I'll do it when when I have time.
Speaker 3: Here's a quick kiss. Through debate. Who do you reckon
Speaker 3: figured out how to wank first? Adam or Eve?
Speaker 1: I reckon? She shut on one of those pony rocks
Speaker 1: when Adam was on looking.
Speaker 3: Do you know what the mut feels like I'm sitting
Speaker 3: on a pointy rock would not be.
Speaker 1: Pleasurable, although we're in the garden.
Speaker 6: That would be horrific.
Speaker 1: Now Adam would enough. The snake was around, the snake
Speaker 1: probably went down leave. The snake was the devil.
Speaker 6: The snake.
Speaker 1: So they say, there's also the apple. What you think
Speaker 1: she shoves it inside.
Speaker 3: Imagine Adam getting his first stiffy and being like, what
Speaker 3: the hell? Yeah, I actually remember that well. I would
Speaker 3: have been three or four, being like, Mum, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I remember watching back VHS footage of when I was
Speaker 1: born because I was premature in my like eighteenth Mum
Speaker 1: and dad but like, let's watch the clips. And I
Speaker 1: had an erection in one of the videos and Dad,
Speaker 1: like in the in nineteen ninety five, I was like,
Speaker 1: look at little baby Mitchell's a little stiffy, and all
Speaker 1: my men was there. They're all laughing at my baby stiffy.
Speaker 3: Even though it's us and it's our bodies, I still
Speaker 3: feel like talking about baby genitally is off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it is mine.
Speaker 3: I know I know that it is, but I'm like
Speaker 3: it just feels.
Speaker 1: Not yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, why don't we bring that
Speaker 1: to the show history Debating and let Jenny we get
Speaker 1: a historian on to get the talk goes No, the
Speaker 1: fall of the Burly Wall, and me go jenerate you
Speaker 1: were negative? Nap, still there, it didn't happen, it didn't fall.
Speaker 1: Still up, No, send me photos, n get photos yourself.
Speaker 3: Madonna through the first brick at Stonewall. Yes, anyway negative?
Speaker 3: You know how recently I'm doing this in the secret
Speaker 3: segment because I'm not supposed to be talking about this,
Speaker 3: you know how recently on this podcast I mentioned that
Speaker 3: I had a new podcast in the world. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: I mentioned that well before I was informed that there
Speaker 3: was quite a hefty NDA involved. So I wasn't supposed
Speaker 3: to say a word. Oh God, but it's already happened
Speaker 3: on this podcast, and so I'm like, well, they can
Speaker 3: keep a secret. I'm not going to say anything else,
Speaker 3: but I will say, check your feed on this podcast
Speaker 3: on the is it just me feed on Wednesday morning
Speaker 3: around six am Sydney time. Check your feed then and
Speaker 3: we'll be posting a bonus episode and.
Speaker 1: That's going to be something to do with this podcast
Speaker 1: or the secret podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't never said it had anything to do
Speaker 3: with the secret podcast?
Speaker 1: Oh got it? Okay, all right, No, I'll be checking you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just a bonus episode for fun.
Speaker 1: But well, I have to be involved because it's my podcast.
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking nice I record it. I don't know
Speaker 1: what else it could be.
Speaker 6: I don't believe any of this happened. I'm going to debate.
Speaker 1: This, all right, next week bonus episode.
Speaker 3: No this week?
Speaker 1: Oh this week.
Speaker 3: Sorry if you're listening to this on Monday.
Speaker 1: It's a couple of days away, all right, But who
Speaker 1: knows what the bonus episode could be exciting.
Speaker 6: Could be history debating.
Speaker 3: It could be she's really latching onto this isn't.
Speaker 1: She I've got a thing.
Speaker 6: I forgot about it.
Speaker 1: You know what we should have done? We should have
Speaker 1: given Jenner the fill in show over the break. Radio
Speaker 1: shows do it. When I go away, someone feels in
Speaker 1: and we've got some old guy that doesn't. When Kyl
Speaker 1: and Jackie O goes away, I feel some young gun
Speaker 1: the talent when we go away. We should get Jenna
Speaker 1: and you know she could pick a co host. We
Speaker 1: don't care.
Speaker 3: Jenna, what do you think?
Speaker 6: Can I have tried it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You have to can it just be myself. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you want, you can do what you want.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you think that's the best offering. Absolutely,
Speaker 3: it's completely up to You.
Speaker 1: Could do history debating if you want. It's such a
Speaker 1: beloved idea that we just had.
Speaker 3: But it has to be like a similar vibe to
Speaker 3: our podcast that you can't just start doing fucking murder mysteries. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Like it has to be somewhat similar to that.
Speaker 1: You could do is it just three? And you could
Speaker 1: do math problems and find out if the answer is
Speaker 1: in fact three not seven plus eight?
Speaker 3: Is it just three?
Speaker 1: No, it's not, it's fifteen?
Speaker 3: What could she do? Is it just me?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: It doesn't have to be the same as our title,
Speaker 3: like a similar vibe.
Speaker 1: Is it just he? And it's one man in the
Speaker 1: Is it just he?
Speaker 3: You bring in three people?
Speaker 6: Yes, two of.
Speaker 3: The mused, they then pronounced one of the mus Is
Speaker 3: he him? Which is he?
Speaker 1: Who is it he? Ah?
Speaker 3: Like that that is very good?
Speaker 1: Which is we? You get six glasses of liquids in
Speaker 1: a black cup so no one can see the color,
Speaker 1: and you get someone to drink them. Is it just we?
Speaker 1: Or is it Coca colar? No sugar?
Speaker 3: The best cocine, and when you are guessing, it's like,
Speaker 3: is it just milk?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And then when you find the one that is actually urine,
Speaker 3: you go, is it just week? I love that idea.
Speaker 3: Who you're gonna get to drink? We won't be here?
Speaker 1: Wait? Is it just Fifee? And you've got Feefee box
Speaker 1: and people have to guess if it's only her in
Speaker 1: the studio, is it just me and fief.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, we would be doing fee Fee quite
Speaker 3: a favor by putting it on our show because of
Speaker 3: how many listeners we have. But she does work for
Speaker 3: a rival networks.
Speaker 1: So true, and she'd be so anxious with all this audience.
Speaker 1: She's not used to anything. Well, Jenna, we give you
Speaker 1: full reins. We will have another break in the end
Speaker 1: of the year, Christmas break, and you can record a
Speaker 1: show for then. If is it just we? If you
Speaker 1: want to do that deal, you can get a co host,
Speaker 1: you can get Sam, get some listeners involved, do what
Speaker 1: you need. Okay, signing the contract Now.
Speaker 3: You know that the more options you throw at her,
Speaker 3: she's going to get overwhelmed. So keep it simple.
Speaker 1: Yes, you have the feeling show over Christmas.
Speaker 6: Get there, No no, oh, I'm taking control, Mitch.
Speaker 1: You'll upload it for it, right?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: Well, can I have the log in?
Speaker 3: Do you not have it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: Closer to the date you should to me, you'll.
Speaker 3: Be able to use your login and you've got access
Speaker 3: on your Jenna portal as well as Jones and Demand.
Speaker 3: But is it just me? Do not have it?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: I do not.
Speaker 1: The password was just wonder.
Speaker 3: I've been getting the ships for three years for her
Speaker 3: not helping it Upwise, she can't even access.
Speaker 1: I message metch today. I'm like, what's the fucking Instagram
Speaker 1: pass with her? I had no idea and the log
Speaker 1: in on my desktop? Yeah, anyway, listen, is it just used?
Speaker 1: Could be a big thing, guys, And it was great
Speaker 1: to have Jessica on today, but I do want you
Speaker 1: to get together.
Speaker 3: With Jessica just well maybe it was because I said
Speaker 3: with a lot of confidence Jasmine or something, wasn't it?
Speaker 3: It's corrected me?
Speaker 1: Everyone played again. Yeah, a good point. I'm going to
Speaker 1: make dms. But it's all right here you.
Speaker 6: Guys, welcome back to our ears.
Speaker 7: Love the show.
Speaker 3: Is it just to people who what a fool? I swear?
Speaker 3: When you introduced it it was this is j Jasmine.
Speaker 4: I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: To be fair, I'm not going to call Jasmine out,
Speaker 1: but I'll be perfectly honest with you.
Speaker 5: Hay Team, welcome back to our ears.
Speaker 6: Calling coming home.
Speaker 1: Take one.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I panicked delete delete deleep.
Speaker 1: She's so sweet. She got it on the next track.
Speaker 1: I know. So if you want to be involved, DM
Speaker 1: me Mitchell, Jenna, now you can. You can't forward them.
Speaker 1: Actually it's my baby, d m me at Mitch jury. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do have to actually do something, Mitchell. Thank you
Speaker 1: for my verification. We haven't addressed this.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'll be holding it against you for the
Speaker 3: rest of your life.
Speaker 1: Did you know this, Jenna, Yes, I did.
Speaker 3: Mitch was so jealous when I've got a blue tick
Speaker 3: on Twitter on the Instagram. He was so jealous he
Speaker 3: called me in bursting to tea is. Oh yes, he said,
Speaker 3: I've been manifesting a blue tick for decades and I
Speaker 3: was like, babe, I just got it. But like, I
Speaker 3: can fucking ask if you are because I know some
Speaker 3: of the works on Instagram. I was like, Hey, my
Speaker 3: friend's fucking distraught and he's desperate for a tick. And
Speaker 3: she goes, I mean, is he famous? And said not no,
Speaker 3: but can we fucking you know, pull some strings here,
Speaker 3: give him a pity tick or a pick if you
Speaker 3: will pick. And it happened, and so now I'll be
Speaker 3: using that against it for the rest of his life.
Speaker 3: He got it for me well before you said i'll try,
Speaker 3: I said, how much does it mean to you? Get
Speaker 3: me died? Oh, I'll get you a tick.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's because I got all those birthday guests and
Speaker 1: we've had a great run of guests tiver Das.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, my friend.
Speaker 6: Now Phil freed forward on mine as well for the
Speaker 6: fill of show, just so people know who I am.
Speaker 1: For the fill. You've got to do the fill. You've
Speaker 1: got to You've got to earn your blue tick.
Speaker 6: Yes I will.
Speaker 1: I've earned it as of you, Mitchell.
Speaker 3: Didn't you previously get knocked back by requesting in app
Speaker 3: to be verified? That's right? Don't you forget that if
Speaker 3: you didn't as well?
Speaker 1: No, I never did.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know that you could apply for a
Speaker 3: blue tick on Instagram until you told me that they
Speaker 3: knocked your back. I was like, oh, I do you
Speaker 3: even want one? Because I was like, I don't care.
Speaker 1: But no, to be fair, the only reason I want one,
Speaker 1: and this is true. Apart from ego it was nice,
Speaker 1: but this is true, and I'm being honest here is
Speaker 1: because it helps me when I'm booking guests for my show,
Speaker 1: because I DM people all the time, Netflix stars and
Speaker 1: reality people love Island kids to come on my radio show.
Speaker 1: And if I'm not a blue tick, it goes straight,
Speaker 1: it goes to their unknown faulder. But if you are
Speaker 1: blue tick, do you go straight to their dms?
Speaker 3: Do you know what? That's probably how I got row
Speaker 3: Hit Roy on the show. I slipped the tick in
Speaker 3: there fuzzy drink, but yeah, I was I've never been
Speaker 3: one that has, like Deatherally wanted a blue tick is.
Speaker 3: I worry that it makes me look less relatable because
Speaker 3: like there's something about seeing something with the blue tick.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, who's this try hard? Oh who's this one?
Speaker 3: Why did they have one? I feel like people get
Speaker 3: a bit weird about it.
Speaker 1: For your content. Maybe you're soul of the earth, you're
Speaker 1: the man's man, but I'm I'm red carpet baby. I'm laughing,
Speaker 1: by the way around, that's not true. Yeah, right, when
Speaker 1: I tagged the a leeper in my Instagram stories, I
Speaker 1: want her to think he's one of us, a meaning
Speaker 1: and and famous and wildly talented with a thin waist
Speaker 1: to boot.
Speaker 3: Well, even the most absurd request I may happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was very impressed in so with turn around.
Speaker 1: Imagine if I flew.
Speaker 3: Her over, actually pulled that off. So good to be.
Speaker 1: You know Hayden has met Dio. I told this story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the poster in the bag, he did pay for it.
Speaker 1: Embarrassing Barston, not my boyfriend, Like I talked to the
Speaker 1: stars for for you, idiot.
Speaker 3: And yet where is I don't know?
Speaker 1: I talked to the kiss a graphic You want Sam
Speaker 1: Fisher done?
Speaker 3: Jenna is Dino played on WSFM? Yes, fabulous? All right,
Speaker 3: what do we need to do to somehow steal the
Speaker 3: WSFM guest book its laptop? Just type into the contact
Speaker 3: d I d surely it's there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be a plus three four Swedish number.
Speaker 6: Do you know what I'm going to try and do this? Yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna get Dido's number.
Speaker 3: Can you steal the producer's laptop?
Speaker 1: Shall I call the guestbooker? Now?
Speaker 3: No, you can getting Jenna to do it. If you
Speaker 3: do it, I'll get you a blue tick.
Speaker 6: No, I can't, can I I'll do it if I
Speaker 6: get a blue tie.
Speaker 3: I don't have them in my pocket.
Speaker 1: Imagine if you just mits just throw around blue ticks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, imagine if I could just like I had software
Speaker 3: and it says like I'm going to take Lady Gaga
Speaker 3: other way.
Speaker 1: Fuck it ow, I'm bringing this chance. I went to
Speaker 1: change my username and it was like, if you know this,
Speaker 1: you lose your boy tick.
Speaker 3: But why would you change? You use name, It's Mitch Cherry,
Speaker 3: that's what you want.
Speaker 1: No want, not my username. Sorry, my It's like you
Speaker 1: use a name and then your name underneath it, just
Speaker 1: the name because I had a cowboy No, but it
Speaker 1: did warn me that if I changed it, I could
Speaker 1: lose I could lose it because there was a cowboy
Speaker 1: next week and you told me to get rid of it.
Speaker 1: Ruin's Brandy.
Speaker 3: It looked fugly. Why have you got a stepid cowboys
Speaker 3: that have a brand for you, aboy cowboys.
Speaker 1: I've got leather boots.
Speaker 3: What Jenna, what emojis brings to mine? First? When you
Speaker 3: think Mitch Cherry a burger.
Speaker 1: I'll take it. What about you?
Speaker 3: Maybe that one where they've got the tongue out and
Speaker 3: one of their eyes is bigger than the other, like
Speaker 3: eyes are a bit cross mank you.
Speaker 1: Look like that, Jenna. I picture.
Speaker 3: The upside down smile always.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or the smile that doesn't have a mouth on it.
Speaker 1: And Mitchell says, it's just the stop sign. What you
Speaker 1: think of me, because you command and a whole audience
Speaker 1: Like a stop sign, people listen to you. Stop three
Speaker 1: seconds and move on.
Speaker 3: Well, I can tell you one thing on Kentucky, Jenna's
Speaker 3: legs are a give way sign. That joke made no sense.
Speaker 3: Give way sign.
Speaker 1: That's the show. Nothing we have said fucking right away?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what sign would have moved?
Speaker 1: Breakdown bay one way? Oh no, you wanted to come
Speaker 1: out again. You don't want it to You don't want
Speaker 1: it to be stuck in there.
Speaker 3: No, I meant that you don't give it anal one
Speaker 3: oh one way one way.
Speaker 1: We're technically this.
Speaker 3: Too, No three right? Oh god, oh great, that's her christmospheres.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna a log on a Vista print. I'm going
Speaker 3: to put a sign on a shirt.
Speaker 1: That's great. All right. On that note, we should go everywhere.
Speaker 3: It's a dry hump.
Speaker 1: By the way, I love a dry harp. That's all
Speaker 1: Hayden I do these days, Just dry bit of a
Speaker 1: jerk off, some hot kissing. That's it.
Speaker 3: You've dropped enough hints over time that lead me to
Speaker 3: believe you don't actually do it fucking that much. And
Speaker 3: that's fine. Do what you want the energy. He's the
Speaker 3: one you stabbing it up. He's got to do all
Speaker 3: the preparation.
Speaker 1: He's gotta lie under me. He loves it.
Speaker 3: Oh. I always pictured him on top. I can't believe
Speaker 3: you do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's very lazy.
Speaker 3: His core strength must be wild to not have broken ribs.
Speaker 1: I'm not stuck on top fair enough. I don't put
Speaker 1: any of my body weight on his chest. Leaks can
Speaker 1: be out poor.
Speaker 3: I hate length, Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: If I'm holding them at least it doesn't have to
Speaker 1: actually hold them there. I can do it because I'm strong.
Speaker 3: Oh god, you're good. Yeah, but that's actually you're doing
Speaker 3: more of a stretch. If you're holding it up. He's
Speaker 3: let him rest it on your shoulders. He's not doing
Speaker 3: as much of a stretch.
Speaker 1: Hmmm, have you had a root yet after lockdown so
Speaker 1: you could give blood?
Speaker 3: Now you just stole that joke from me. What do
Speaker 3: you mean I said that last in the last episode.
Speaker 1: What happened yesterday? Little line?
Speaker 3: Three weeks in episode only six, I said, ah, I
Speaker 3: wouldn't mind a fuck, it's been so long. I could
Speaker 3: donate blood now. And then you went on a big,
Speaker 3: impassioned rant about how ridiculous it is to insinuate that
Speaker 3: we'd have AIDS in our blood.
Speaker 1: I really did think.
Speaker 3: But what you were really thinking was fuck, that's good gear.
Speaker 3: I'm going to recycle that later. You just gave it
Speaker 3: back to me like a boomerang. That's my joke, dog,
Speaker 3: you can't steal my material.
Speaker 1: I didn't even make a joke. I just said, have
Speaker 1: you given blood? You could now?
Speaker 3: You said you could give blood now.
Speaker 1: That's not a give me What isn't a joke? Is
Speaker 1: it a joke to you? You can give blood Willy
Speaker 1: Nilly Jenna, not us US AIDS skaks. Yeah, so per
Speaker 1: the Australian government, the Red Cross. Well I'm cross with you,
Speaker 1: Red Cross.
Speaker 3: The fact that fucking me is an honor that I
Speaker 3: so sell them grant anyone, and yet they don't want
Speaker 3: to risk for him. Yep, because I could have it,
Speaker 3: despite the fact that I've got a clean bill of health.
Speaker 3: Every time I get a sexual health check. Have you
Speaker 3: done that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: What? Oh?
Speaker 3: It was so fucking awkward last time.
Speaker 6: I did one.
Speaker 1: What were they a fan?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, no they they were like, here's your
Speaker 3: fucking things, Go do some samples. So I've pissed in
Speaker 3: the cart and then I brought it back to the
Speaker 3: pathologist and she goes, oh, yes, just leave it in
Speaker 3: that pigeon hole stuck outside the door.
Speaker 4: Thank you for.
Speaker 3: Coming the door. And then I'm in the waiting room
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, everyone can see them just holding
Speaker 3: my own piss in a bag. And then I had
Speaker 3: to put it in the pigeon hole, which was translucent.
Speaker 3: It wasn't like a white box like a letterbox. Everyone
Speaker 3: could see what I just dropped off.
Speaker 1: I was like, really, pets, oh perspects that's disgusting.
Speaker 3: And I'm like just seeing things from that three year old.
Speaker 3: He's on the ground playing the toys. I'm seeing it
Speaker 3: from his perspective, and he's like, ma'am, what's that? Man's
Speaker 3: just awful.
Speaker 1: That's HIV.
Speaker 3: You know what that is? Mason gonorrhea?
Speaker 1: You know, a nummy and Daddy had that vocal argument
Speaker 1: and we ended up voting no on the piece of
Speaker 1: paper that came in the litter bump. That's why, That's why.
Speaker 1: And then the doctor would come in and go Braxton,
Speaker 1: some stupid modern kid's name, Hrexia Dunlop.
Speaker 3: You know how when you go down to the beach,
Speaker 3: Dunlop and you get scared of crabs. I want you
Speaker 3: to remain that way as an adult, avoid crabs at
Speaker 3: all costs. You'll end up like that man that pissed
Speaker 3: in a jar.
Speaker 1: You know, Jabbari I always tell you to stay away
Speaker 1: from dark holes. The same remains true. And you're a
Speaker 1: dollar now the doctor needs you go Devondale.
Speaker 3: Are assuming that Devondale's mum's home phobia? Yeah, I was
Speaker 3: more just thinking as a child, whether your parents Homophoberg
Speaker 3: or not. It be a bit hard to explain why
Speaker 3: it just pissed in a cup.
Speaker 1: My parents just would always be so shocked that two
Speaker 1: men were kissing on TV.
Speaker 3: I remember actually that happened once. I was in the
Speaker 3: hallway just clean my teeth and Mama Daba watching TV
Speaker 3: and I heard through the loundering wall two men kissing.
Speaker 3: I hate that, Yeah, And I was like, get used
Speaker 3: to it, bitch.
Speaker 1: Yack.
Speaker 3: One day when I bring Glendale home or some modern name.
Speaker 6: Glenn twenty Glenn, Mum and dad.
Speaker 1: One day in the near future, we will re neated
Speaker 1: dollars Firefox, Mozilla.
Speaker 3: This is my fiance Mozilla.
Speaker 1: This is my life partner, Brata, and you better get
Speaker 1: used to it.
Speaker 3: This is Safari.
Speaker 1: Adobe. You don't have to talk to me.
Speaker 3: What's you calling a kid? Adobe? That's actually happened.
Speaker 1: Adobe is not a cute name.
Speaker 3: That's nice, Adobe Coombs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my family member of mine. You know when you've
Speaker 1: got like the weird step, aren't you, and then they
Speaker 1: have a kid and you just go a family member.
Speaker 3: And disorder cousins for not really Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: They named their child eight. True story gh A.
Speaker 3: T E eight barbrito no no no e g h
Speaker 3: T like the number yeah umber eight. Have you heard
Speaker 3: that dumb dad joke where it's like, oh, this lady
Speaker 3: was in the back of ambulance in labor on the
Speaker 3: way to hospital and she looked out at the petrol
Speaker 3: station and thought, that's a beautiful name. I'm going to
Speaker 3: call my kid that Kossony, But it was Kerosene. It's
Speaker 3: pronounced that's really fair little maybe Kross.
Speaker 1: That's hilarious. Have you guys seen Selling Sunset?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 1: The Selling Sunset that the it's awesome. The luxe listings
Speaker 1: of LA It's like Deverly Hills, right. The cast is sensational. Anyway,
Speaker 1: of the leads is Chrischelle, and it was Chrischelle and
Speaker 1: in one.
Speaker 3: And the Sunset Market and they go, so, we've got
Speaker 3: the twilight, We've got the dusk over here. Which sunset
Speaker 3: you after? Yeah, dawn, it's more of a sun rise,
Speaker 3: but you know we do variation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm more of a dust gun. Anyway, Chrischelle is
Speaker 1: one of the stars. And she did Got a Q
Speaker 1: and I one day and I watched on YouTube and
Speaker 1: they're like, chrisll Yeah, Chris Chrischelle come from She went
Speaker 1: funny story Actually, so I was actually born in a
Speaker 1: taxi cab and my mom had to pull over. My
Speaker 1: dad was driving pull over. She pulled over at a
Speaker 1: Shell uh and lo and behold the staff member helped
Speaker 1: us and served us and got me out of the womb.
Speaker 1: And their name was Chris. And my mom said, how
Speaker 1: can I honor Chris Chris Shell? And that's where Chrischelle
Speaker 1: came from And that's a true storey Chris Chris Shell.
Speaker 6: I could have just named it Chris.
Speaker 1: Also, imagine if his name was Faras and she was
Speaker 1: at a cow tax how do I honor for rasps oh,
Speaker 1: foul texts or just for as texts? If his name
Speaker 1: was big, big Shell, I think you would have been
Speaker 1: cheering if his name was me.
Speaker 3: Also, you mentioned that she said I was in the
Speaker 3: taxi cab. Why do they say taxi cab? That only
Speaker 3: say both?
Speaker 1: Yeah, very true.
Speaker 3: Where do we broadcast our radio studio room?
Speaker 1: Yeah true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm on my laptop computer, I'm.
Speaker 1: Holding a writing pen. Hey, that's my phone device. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Actually, wow, that is really well.
Speaker 3: People used to say mobile phone. Oh someone's calling put
Speaker 3: him on? Is it Kathy Freeman?
Speaker 1: Now I actually have to go. My radio show is
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Speaker 3: Fifteen minutes forget about it.
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