WEBVTT - #87: The Final Coughing Fit Chicken 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:05.240 People do some weird shit. Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:08.440 fell several meters from a trapeze while performing in the 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:10.640 musical pivot by Bit. 0:00:12.160 --> 0:00:15.920 Some things that make more sense than others bring pikes, nurseries, 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:20.960 murcury pikes, p y k e s. 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:28.000 Hey, why I kay as in kill hey? Why okay? 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:32.360 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults school? 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:35.519 Why is your life so expensive? I'm not even having. 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:35.800 A good chime? 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:42.280 This is just the black couple of mitches. What about me? 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:49.479 Don't forget of no, he is maturely and oh but 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:52.479 eighty seven we're back here in heaven. 0:00:52.320 --> 0:00:55.480 My honeys, We're back to gym missus after two weeks off. 0:00:55.480 --> 0:00:57.000 Have you been busy during the break. 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:59.200 I've had the busy two weeks of my fucking life. 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:00.840 Actually, I can't feel rested at all. 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:02.880 I don't feel rested. If anything, I feel more stressed 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:04.080 before the break started. 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:06.080 I don't know if I was busy or if my 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:09.280 thresholds for what busyness is has just lowered a lot. 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:10.840 I used to be able to do so many things 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:12.800 in a day, but now I'm like I've got a 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:15.880 letter to post. I can't take anything else on. 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:17.920 Yeah, lockdown has done that. I make two pieces of 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:20.080 toast and I'm ready for bed again. Yeah. Same. 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:20.760 Isn't that weird? 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:21.040 Yeah? 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:22.640 I think lockdown has done that to us. We got 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:24.160 used to doing everything from home. Now we have to 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:25.479 go outside and face the sun. 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:28.960 But hey, we're not in lockdown anymore. Sydney, what did 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:30.600 you do to your first freedom weekend? 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:35.000 I went to Broadway and had a burrito, Broadway shopping. Sorry, yeah, 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:36.520 I had a burrito and they went to Kmart and 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:37.759 the body shop to get a loafer. 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:38.520 How exciting? 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:39.479 Yeah, it was really fun. 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:41.440 I did wagh too much? Wait, too much? 0:01:41.520 --> 0:01:42.040 What did you do? 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:45.360 I just went out every night and every lunch. I 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:47.880 had pub lunches, a lot of drinking. It was I'm 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:50.000 still feeling it. It was too much. I went too 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:50.680 hard too soon. 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:54.120 I forgot how to socialize. Yeah. Same, Like there's been 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:56.520 too many people, too many awkward conversations. I sat on 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:58.120 your angeer story. What did you say? Too many people 0:01:58.160 --> 0:01:59.440 saying it's been too long? 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:02.440 Yeah, what everyone says, Oh it's been too long? 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:06.320 Mine is Oh there you are, that's mine? As if 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:08.080 I found them after they've been hiding out. 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:11.720 Look is there Prize keeper Jennis here as well? Look usual, 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:15.960 it's been being too long. What did you do the 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:18.200 first weekend of Freedom in Sydney? 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:19.440 I went to a cafe. 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:21.440 Why are you laughing? 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:24.839 Yeah, that's very normal because I didn't really go out 0:02:24.840 --> 0:02:25.760 because she burned it down. 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:27.600 It was across the road from my house. 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:29.520 Oh right. It does feel good to be back, though 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:31.480 I did miss the podcast. It's not like such a 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:34.680 weekly event in my mind, and the Sunday Night Live 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:35.760 we didn't get to be them. 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:37.080 So it's good to be back in the swing of 0:02:37.080 --> 0:02:39.200 things one hundred percent. And we're bringing back an OG 0:02:39.480 --> 0:02:42.760 segment today. Can I just say, since we're out of lockdown, 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:46.000 it is no longer insensitive to do one of my favorites, 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:47.560 Coughing Fit Chicken. 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:49.640 Of course it's one of your favorites. If you haven't 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:51.760 heard it before, it was on the very first was 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:53.920 the first episode, or the first couple of them episodes. 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:56.399 It was one of our inaugural segments, you could say, 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:59.440 where you just call someone have a coughing fit, see 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:01.280 how long it's makes them to hang up. We had 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:03.680 to rest it because it seemed a bit insensitive during 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:06.320 COVID times, but we're fucking free, baby. We're covering our 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:06.959 lungs up again. 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:09.320 I'm coughing my lungs up again. You guys just get 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:10.239 to sit there and enjoy. 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:12.959 Yeah, it'll be interesting to see if you're physically fit 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:15.200 enough to do it, because part of the reason that 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:17.720 we also rested that segment was because you kept getting 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:21.080 really dizzy afterwards and you didn't have the stamps. I 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:24.800 can't say this word, stammin ut stand you got the 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:27.359 first one stad up stamina. 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:30.680 Yeah, I have the stamina. Last time I went what's 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:32.160 the record, it was three and a half minutes. 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:34.880 I think that is the record. Ben Fordham the very 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:36.760 first one, episode one. You got to scroll back if 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:37.400 you haven't heard it. 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:38.800 If you haven't heard coughing picture, you can go back 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:40.160 and listen to the original, because we're going to do 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:41.840 that at the end of the show. But we also 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:43.880 have a very special guest on today's show. 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:47.080 My word, don't we we all know this guy Hell 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:55.040 from TikTok row hit Roy join us on the show. 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:55.400 What a. 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:01.240 Yeah. He really made a lot of people smile when 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:03.840 he was going through his I quit fizzy drink journey 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:05.800 every day on TikTok he had a little update. But 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:08.640 do you remember we were talking about him recently. Yeah, 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:10.240 so we're kind of getting him on because we've got 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:12.920 a bone to pick with him. So with that iconic 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:18.440 intro today, do you remember recently? I had an observation 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:22.000 about that. But I've just noticed that he's changed his inflection. 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:24.680 It used to be no fizzy drink for me today, but. 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:27.760 Now everyone, no phizzy drink for me today. 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:30.400 Why does he have a stroke after saying the word fizzy. 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:33.479 Oh yeah, no fhizzy drink for me today. 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:36.920 No fizzy drink for me today. 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:38.680 Hayden, do you want to get it on? I've got 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:42.520 a stiffy yeah. 0:04:42.680 --> 0:04:44.680 So yeah, we're going to go straight to the source 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:48.960 and settle the issue that's been concerning the nation. We 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:51.000 only tackle hard eating shit on this show. 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:53.039 He seems so sweet, like he actually seems like the 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:53.719 loveliest guy. 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:54.080 He does. 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:55.400 He might not even know he's doing it. 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:58.240 You think possibly it feels intentional. It feels like a 0:04:58.240 --> 0:05:01.200 big weik manager has gone hi. You need to say 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:01.839 it like this. 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:05.600 Yeah, I just picture there's a reason. There's definitely a 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:06.599 reason anyway, we'd be like. 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:09.720 What do you mean, I'm not pausing anymore? 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:11.520 What do you mean anyway? If it's your first time listening, 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:13.440 what a stupid episode to start off? 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:14.280 Why do you say that? 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:16.480 Because eighty seven and we've already got all this. It's 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:19.160 like starting Friends on season nine and going, what is 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:22.800 the attention with the Upton Rachel? Watch the others and 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:23.720 then you'll understand. 0:05:24.720 --> 0:05:29.279 I don't know if i'd like in our show to friends. 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:32.839 We've got three seasons? Okay, what show has three seasons? Offspring? 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:37.760 Offspring had seven dollar fuck didn't I can't think. 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:40.560 Of the show that's seas I can google it. 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:42.480 No, no, we don't make yourself used it? 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:43.560 I can google it. 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:44.560 Do we need an answer? 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:47.720 Yeah, we didn't. Season three of You just come out 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:50.760 on Netflix. Oh yeah, Season three of Succession just premiered. 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:51.960 I can't think of any. 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:54.359 Other stan I'm loving you? Are you watching you? 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:55.159 I haven't started? 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:56.640 Have you seen the other two seasons? 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:56.800 Now? 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:56.960 Yes? 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:58.040 Perhaps it's very good. 0:05:58.080 --> 0:05:59.880 Why don't I want to fuck that serial killer? 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:00.599 Everyone wants? 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:02.359 What is it about his charm? 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:05.560 She's the crazier one though? This season? Love the Wife? 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:07.440 I forgot she had that shocking name. 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:09.520 Yeah, and she's also a serial killer as well. What 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:11.040 a plot twist? Yeah? 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:12.760 Oh yeah, I forgot that was the plot with you. 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:14.520 I'm gonna have to start watching that again anyway, Jenny, 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:17.520 you're taking your time. Move on the news room. 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:20.160 No, I have never seen it. 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:23.720 Freaks and Geeks, oh yeah, cult Okay, hang on. These 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:28.039 are shows that stopped after three seasons. We're three and counting, 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:31.320 so we're up there. We're off Springs of the World. 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:32.640 The point that I was trying to make. If it 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:35.000 is your first time listening, we start the show the 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:37.080 same way every week. Two. Is it just me something 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:40.160 we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. I bring one, 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:42.760 Mitch brings another. They serve as the basis of the show. 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:44.920 Do you want to go first? Or should I? Maybe 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:45.640 I should? 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:47.680 Oh, you seem to have made up your mind, So 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:48.160 go on? 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:48.919 Do you mind if I do? 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:50.200 No, of course not go on? 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:52.600 Can I just say my notes app my notes app 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:55.520 in my phone film to the brim with I gyms? 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:57.360 Ah, well, you're right down. I've got to need it. 0:06:57.360 --> 0:06:58.800 Just me for the shade full? Is it? 0:06:58.880 --> 0:06:59.840 Yep? I've got heaps? 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:00.360 All right? 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:01.400 Well, pick the best one. 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:07.440 Go, let's do it. Is it just me? Do you 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:10.560 love it? When Australia gets mentioned in international shows? 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:15.200 It's like a little gift, Like what's an example? 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:17.680 Are You'll be watching the Morning Show or Morning Wars, 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:20.320 whatever region you're in and they're like, yeah, well we 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:24.080 need to get back because Bradley's got an interview with Australia. 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:30.280 Koba's hit. I'm like, maybe it's Cashy, it's Kyler, Yeah, 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:32.320 we know them. I feel like, you know, it's a 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:35.680 completely fictional world. Yes, you know, I'm exciting. 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:38.320 You know that other countries are aware of us, right, 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:40.840 I know it's not some grand surprise, Oh they've heard 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:41.480 of Australia. 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:44.040 But the biggest one is if they mentioned Sydney. 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:46.840 Oh that's that's rare. Huge. 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:49.560 Is it the same sort of thrill that I get 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:52.320 when I hear my suburb on the news like, oh, 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:56.680 someone was stabbed at my local IgA yes, yeah, And 0:07:57.000 --> 0:07:59.720 you see like your primary school on the news or something, 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:03.960 and oh that's my territory. Yes absolutely, Okay, yeah, I 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:04.640 get That's it. 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:06.920 Even to a lesser degree, when you're going through Coles 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:09.200 and the checkout chick or guy has the same name 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:14.400 as you. I'm not sure my Mitch great names with 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:16.280 no context that my name is like, I'm not wearing 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:18.240 a badge as well. I never set it up. I'm like, 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:22.120 well these my debit can't read it. I have read shot. 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:26.840 I said, pick the best, trust me. 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:34.320 That was the junk or the junkle before a couple weeks. 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:34.960 All right, that's me? 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:37.040 All right? Should we do my me? 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:40.680 Is it just me? 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:47.160 Do you not understand what three D printers are? How 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:49.800 they work? I don't get it at all. No. 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:51.840 I think I went through a phrase I was gonna 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:53.600 buy one. I had one in my card for many days. 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:56.079 What I wanted to print? Think you can print anything, 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:57.600 but like, how does it work? 0:08:57.679 --> 0:08:57.760 Like? 0:08:57.840 --> 0:08:59.640 I know it prints stuff and all that. 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:02.920 Yeah, but how I just keep seeing like TikTok and stuff, 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:04.720 being like, oh I three D printed my own violin. 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:08.240 I'm like, what do you mean photo? I don't get it. 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:10.480 No, No, So three D print is essentially you can 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:14.280 design the artwork like you design the file. Say you 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:15.880 want to make like I don't know, open them in 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:18.160 your house. You design it in three dimensions like you've 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:20.360 got the program to do it, and then you input 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:22.200 it into this three D print, which has a computer 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:24.760 built into it, and then literally like printers have inks, 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:27.280 it has like a well or it's like a spool, 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:30.160 like a little ring of wire that is plastic, and 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:32.160 it gets fed in and then it melts it and. 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:33.480 Get it at all? 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:35.560 You've lost me now. It draws it from top, so 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:37.640 it starts on the bottom, draws a square if it's 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:39.240 a house, and then keeps going on top of it 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:40.160 until it builds. 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:41.840 But what about what about? 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:42.400 I don't get it. 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:46.520 Some people making guns and stuff, like, how do they 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:47.480 actually well that? 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:51.960 One of our darling listeners, Josh made the three of us? 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:56.080 Is it just me lamp? Saying that's stunning. What do 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:57.240 you mean you made it? How did you do that? 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:58.760 And he goes, I printed them. I was like, how 0:09:58.800 --> 0:09:59.760 do you print a lamp? 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:00.880 What are you on about? 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:03.320 It makes no sense to me. It's the same level 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:07.520 of frustration I get when people say things like, you 0:10:07.559 --> 0:10:08.760 can't just print more money? 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:09.440 Why not? 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:12.040 Why can't you just print more money? True, if we're 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:14.440 all fucking poor print more money. 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:17.360 You can't print more money? Why not? Because inflation? Because 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:20.280 then you lose its value, because money the value of 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:23.160 money is based on how much there is. Like if 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:25.600 there was one of something in the world, highly valuable, 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:27.800 but if there's a billion of it and not valuable. 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:31.400 So if you want to everyone just get something. 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.360 Yeah, what we all just mutually agree to not inflate. 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:37.400 We'll all just print off a few hundreds each tough 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:40.000 times during COVID and we won't fuck with the I 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:43.280 don't know inflation or whatever. Also another thing that I 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:47.920 find highly confusing, speaking of money, how are we in 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:51.200 two hundred and eighty one trillion dollars of global debt? 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:52.160 Who do we owe? 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:53.920 Where the globe? 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:55.040 Yeah? 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:56.080 Where the world? 0:10:56.800 --> 0:10:59.600 True we owe? Who's sitting there at a desk going 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:02.800 exactly that? You're going to say? Who do we are? 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:04.600 That too? Might not this podcast? We're very rich? 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:06.360 Can you google any of these things? 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:07.920 I'm very curious. 0:11:07.679 --> 0:11:10.240 When the inflation think is in Germany when World War 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:13.320 One hit, they tried to go, well, let's just print 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:15.120 more money, and then it didn't work, so then the 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:17.360 money lost all value and they started using it as 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:18.040 toilet paper. 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:23.280 That makes don't they all just be like, sweet, more money, No, because. 0:11:22.960 --> 0:11:27.280 It loses its value. That it does. That's all I know. 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:32.880 Here's a question from Clementine, aged twelve in London. She asks, 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:35.440 why don't poorer countryes just print more money? Good question, 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:39.320 Thanks for the question. When a whole country tries to 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:42.280 get richer by printing more money, it rarely works because 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:45.280 if everyone has more money, prices go up instead, and 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:49.280 people find they need more more money go up. 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:51.720 Does everyone agree they leave them the same? 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:56.800 Well, this happened recently in Zimbabwe, and they printed more 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:59.080 money to try to make their economies grow up. This 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:00.200 is very confused us. 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:03.280 Yeah, but you don't say, Jenna, but the price of 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:05.080 things does go out. That makes sense because and everyone, 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:07.319 if everyone just gets more money, then you can buy 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:10.200 whatever you want, and then the economy will crash because. 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:12.880 It'll be thriving and more people are buying shit. I 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:14.680 don't get it. I'm telling you it's fucked with me 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:15.080 for years. 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:17.640 To get richer a country us to make and sell 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:20.439 more things, whether goods or services. This makes it safe 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:22.719 to print more money so that people can buy those 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:23.480 extra things. 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:25.360 I think the crux of all this is we don't 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:28.160 need to care. We are very rich from this podcast. 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:30.960 Oh I I don't need any more money printed that's 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:33.720 not the problem. I've got so much, but I just 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:35.800 don't get why we can't, Like they always say, oh no, 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:38.840 you can't put more money. It's the same mind fuck 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:41.440 that I get. Do you remember when you're in school 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:44.920 and you'll be doing scripture class and they'd be like, oh, well, 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:50.000 if if God is Jesus's dad, then who's God's parents? 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:52.920 Oh no, God's just always been there. 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:54.360 Yeah. 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:57.480 I'd get that feeling where it's like like X files 0:12:57.920 --> 0:12:59.720 and my eyes are glazed over and be like, how 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:02.120 is that possible? And don't question in there? 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:03.800 You know? Yeah, yeah, no, I forear. This happened to 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:06.679 me the other day. We're all related because think about it, 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:08.640 if there was only two people to start this whole thing, 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:12.120 then they have kids and we're all each other's kids. 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:12.679 I hate it. 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:15.319 We're all literally nothing makes that? 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:16.960 Is it? 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:17.920 Just me? 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:24.560 Make sure you've had to follow on your podcast, so 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:27.559 you're doing to miss a second of this bullshit? 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:31.160 Hey, if you're in Sydney, by the way, guess what 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:34.720 everyone this goes for you too. Mitch and Jenny, my 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:38.920 live shows that were canceled because of lockdown be rescheduled 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:42.280 until December, So if you're in Sydney and you want 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:44.560 to come hang out see me live show? Head to 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:46.720 my Instagram buyer to buy yourself a ticket. That happened 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:47.520 in mid December. 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:49.000 What's it called? Is there a name for the show? 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:51.520 It's called Mitchell Kum's Live. Can you stand it? Oh 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:53.199 my god, I'm so excited. 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:55.720 You're gonna have big neon letters like am I MC 0:13:56.200 --> 0:13:57.040 or coomsy. 0:13:58.040 --> 0:14:00.439 I'm actually not that prepared. I don't even know. 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:03.079 Have you written your material some of it? 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:05.000 Yeah, but I have to go through the culling and 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:05.319 all that. 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:07.360 Oh so excited. 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:08.599 Are you going to road test to go out to 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:10.679 some clubs and do some testing? You could do that 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:12.679 on the show. Actually bring us you could. 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:15.760 No, No, I don't want to test material. What I 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:17.400 do is if I write a joke for the show 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:18.760 and I think that's no good, I bring it to 0:14:18.800 --> 0:14:23.080 the podcast. Off, get be way funnier on stage, guys 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:23.880 by ticket. 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:25.760 Go get to you guys. Hey, we're doing something a 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:28.640 little new. We have launched. Is it just used we've 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:30.280 done on the show before? 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:30.680 Weekly? 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:32.760 Yeah, exactly right, every week. If you want to be 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:34.160 a part of the show, we don't need to each 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:35.600 Mitch and I and then we hand it over to 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:36.880 you to do it. Is it just you? 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:39.160 So this section of the show right where we would 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:40.680 usually read reviews house. 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:42.800 Yes, correct, fabulous, it is your today. 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:45.400 I'm not an invitation to stop leaving reviews. By the way, 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:48.320 bastards keep leaving reviews on Apple podcast exactly right. 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:50.600 Leave us a review and please, for the love of God, 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:52.760 dms with an is it just you? If you're out 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:54.160 at the shop and you think of it, send us 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:55.840 a voice message so we can play it on the show. 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:58.480 Don't make it stupid or I'll lash out. It's happened 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:00.360 before ever. 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:02.600 Oh god, why Harry Potter, I can fill the scar burner, 0:15:03.440 --> 0:15:06.440 the Jasmine Schwartz. Guys, is how very first? Is just you? 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:07.480 Let's roll the audio. 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:11.000 Hey, guys, welcome back to our ears love the show. 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:11.960 Is it just me? 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:16.760 Or do people who own small snappy dogs seem to 0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:22.240 have the same small snappy dog personality traits? That's a 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:22.800 good one. 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:23.960 I completely agree. 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:26.480 I'm trying to think of someone that owns a small 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:29.360 snappy dog. I can't. No one springs to mind. Actually, 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:32.480 just thought of someone? Yes, she's right, really do we 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:32.800 know them? 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:32.960 No? 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:35.040 I'm not saying you guys wouldn't know them, but yeah, 0:15:35.160 --> 0:15:36.880 I'm with your ik Jasmine. I agree. 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:39.000 Oh interesting, Well that's like an old saying my mom 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:41.520 and my men used to say, is that you'd start 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:45.760 to look like your pet, like owners like and act 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:49.480 like your My cat's black. No, but your cat. 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:51.600 I would get canceled if I started to look like 0:15:51.640 --> 0:15:51.960 my cat. 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:56.920 Your cat is also a bitch. Oh so personality, Yes, 0:15:57.000 --> 0:15:58.359 it takes on your personality. 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:00.800 Okay, well I don't look like my cap, but we 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:05.080 are both frosty as fuck. But then a switch flicks 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:07.240 in our brain and we become very needy and want attention. 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:10.160 Ye shit, you tend to scratch me every time I 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:14.880 walk in a room, Not anymore, that's me. Look at Jenna, 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:16.520 She's just like her dog. 0:16:17.040 --> 0:16:22.880 Her greyhound floats into a room, hen down between its legs, retired, 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:26.400 no real skills to demonstrate anymore. 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:31.440 I am my greyhound, yeah, and I am my dog. 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:36.240 Is a kavoodal, which is full of energy, absolutely stupid, adorable, 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:40.000 people love it and terrible. Shit. I just fool all 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:42.720 the time, and it's never firm. A bit too much information, 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:46.240 So yes, it is not just you. I completely agree, 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:47.040 never thought about it. 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:48.840 I'm going to be looking out watching people take their 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:50.320 dog for a walk now, oh god. 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:52.560 You you'll see it. Thank you, Jasmine, appreciate it. That's 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:54.560 and is it just you for the week. If you've 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:56.120 got one to hit us up, a couple of mitches 0:16:56.160 --> 0:16:58.160 on Instagram, you can dms get in touch with us 0:16:58.160 --> 0:16:58.960 and we'll play it on the show. 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:01.440 Because we're fucking seek to doing all the work around here. 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:03.040 He brings something to us. 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:04.879 That's right, Mitch and I said during the break, you 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:06.679 know what, how can we make it easier for us 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:09.280 and harder for the listeners? So that's what we've done, 0:17:09.840 --> 0:17:11.679 all right. Should we got the fizzy drink guy on? 0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:15.160 Yes, of course, Bro Roy, let's do it. 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:19.920 Daniel please hello, I more physicating for me today. 0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:25.840 Bro Roy is here. You're looking very slim. You've been 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:28.520 doing the whole now busy drink thing for every hour, right, 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:30.000 I congrats on that milestone. 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:33.080 Yeah, thank you, thank you for having me first of all. Yeah, 0:17:33.080 --> 0:17:35.440 this actually has been going for more than a year now. 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:35.920 Yeah. 0:17:35.960 --> 0:17:38.159 Wow, what made you stop in the first place? 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:42.879 My addiction I was addicted highly and then I was 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:46.520 not like fake but I thought of future, and I thought, 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:50.040 if I don't stop, then it might be consequences, negative consequences, 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:52.760 And then I thought I have to do something seriously. 0:17:52.880 --> 0:17:54.640 I have been trying to get rid of my addiction 0:17:54.760 --> 0:17:57.920 for long, but it didn't happen until I started posting 0:17:57.920 --> 0:17:59.240 my videos on TikTok. 0:17:59.320 --> 0:18:02.480 And yeah, when you say addiction, how many fizzy drinks 0:18:02.480 --> 0:18:03.439 a day were we talking? 0:18:04.800 --> 0:18:07.280 My addiction went for thirty thirty five years. I was 0:18:07.480 --> 0:18:10.040 having fizzy drinks at a very young age of five 0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:12.960 or six, and then I used to have four or 0:18:13.000 --> 0:18:14.760 five cans minimum every day. 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:18.200 Wow, what was your kryptonite? Were you full sugar? Fanca coke? 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:20.399 What was it always full sugar? 0:18:20.600 --> 0:18:21.200 Full sugar? 0:18:22.200 --> 0:18:25.639 I was because I was highly addicted. I can feel 0:18:25.640 --> 0:18:26.400 that taste. 0:18:26.080 --> 0:18:28.520 Difference from drinking from a pen. 0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:32.120 Or glass bottle or but yeah, I do believe that 0:18:32.280 --> 0:18:35.399 blast bottle tastes a bit better than cans. 0:18:35.600 --> 0:18:38.919 Yeah. I mean you've been telling us every day for 0:18:39.000 --> 0:18:41.359 over a year, no fizzy drink for me today, And 0:18:41.440 --> 0:18:43.560 I want to ask how how strict is the no 0:18:43.680 --> 0:18:46.760 fizzy drink rule, because like, my new obsession is sparkling water. 0:18:47.000 --> 0:18:48.800 I don't remember the last time I had steel water. 0:18:48.880 --> 0:18:51.040 R hit, So like, are you allowed sparkling water? Shurely 0:18:51.119 --> 0:18:51.919 that's kind of healthy. 0:18:52.560 --> 0:18:56.920 No, no, no, fizzy means fizzy, so means more fizzy whatsoever? 0:18:57.080 --> 0:18:57.800 Blanket rule. 0:18:57.920 --> 0:19:00.399 Obviously sparkling water it's fizzy as well. So when I 0:19:00.440 --> 0:19:02.159 say no, phizzy means absolutely not. 0:19:02.240 --> 0:19:04.040 Oh my god, well not to rub it, but I'm 0:19:04.040 --> 0:19:05.360 gonna have a sip. It's bloody beautiful. 0:19:05.440 --> 0:19:09.000 Yeah, with a bit of yme no fizzy drink? What 0:19:09.040 --> 0:19:11.040 about I feel like a big m or a chocolate 0:19:11.040 --> 0:19:12.320 move out in the sun. They can get a bit 0:19:12.359 --> 0:19:13.359 fizzy up for a while. 0:19:15.960 --> 0:19:18.240 Like, because I was addicted to figure drinks, I was 0:19:18.280 --> 0:19:21.040 never fond of milk or milk products or something. Yeah, 0:19:21.160 --> 0:19:23.520 obviously the main drink which I have is water now, 0:19:23.800 --> 0:19:26.840 but yeah drinks, no figy drinks whatsoever. 0:19:26.960 --> 0:19:29.840 Well, he used to row. That's a good achieve and 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:33.439 especially identifying an addiction and then and then killing it. 0:19:33.560 --> 0:19:34.280 Very hard thing to do. 0:19:34.400 --> 0:19:36.600 Yeah, that's actually it's very impressive. It would have helped 0:19:36.600 --> 0:19:39.560 having the accountability of TikTok. Right, do people recognize and 0:19:39.600 --> 0:19:40.960 you say, oh, you're the fizzy drinker? 0:19:41.760 --> 0:19:44.560 Yeah, they do actually, Like obviously because of COVID lockdown 0:19:44.640 --> 0:19:45.800 and mask wearing. 0:19:45.920 --> 0:19:46.640 It's less now. 0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:48.800 But honestly, when we were open a bit more, and 0:19:48.840 --> 0:19:50.520 when I used to go to poll for every and 0:19:50.760 --> 0:19:52.960 some other place, people used to do not all the time, 0:19:53.000 --> 0:19:53.600 but yeah. 0:19:53.440 --> 0:19:55.680 Sometimes very modest, the modest King. Now we need to 0:19:55.720 --> 0:19:57.520 get down to brass tacks, Mitchell, because there's a real 0:19:57.520 --> 0:19:58.520 reason row here is here. 0:19:58.680 --> 0:20:01.480 Oh yeah, I just noticed the the inflection when you 0:20:01.520 --> 0:20:03.719 say no fizzy drink for me today is changed a bit. 0:20:03.720 --> 0:20:05.760 It used to just be hello everyone, no fizzy drink 0:20:05.760 --> 0:20:07.480 for me today. Yes, but I feel like there's a 0:20:07.520 --> 0:20:10.679 pause after the word fizzy now that you say hello everyone, 0:20:10.720 --> 0:20:13.760 no fizzy drink for me today. Is that on purpose 0:20:13.840 --> 0:20:16.240 as someone told you to, you know, speak slowly or something. 0:20:17.000 --> 0:20:19.639 No, it's just natural. I don't know when it changed. 0:20:19.640 --> 0:20:22.080 And obviously if you say something for the whole year, 0:20:22.280 --> 0:20:24.879 it might change, because one year is a long period anyway. 0:20:25.400 --> 0:20:27.960 And I do believe that when I saw comments, people did. 0:20:27.800 --> 0:20:28.480 Say to me that. 0:20:28.440 --> 0:20:30.639 Why do you check the gap or pause in the middle, 0:20:30.880 --> 0:20:33.320 And all I say is it's just natural. There's nothing 0:20:33.480 --> 0:20:35.159 fair enough make up or something. 0:20:35.200 --> 0:20:38.240 Well, good to know there's no conspiracy theory behind rhythm 0:20:38.240 --> 0:20:40.879 because we thought maybe you were leaving time for you know, 0:20:40.920 --> 0:20:41.560 who knows what. 0:20:41.640 --> 0:20:44.359 In between that, I thought maybe some pr person had 0:20:44.359 --> 0:20:46.080 got in your ear and said, you've got to pace 0:20:46.119 --> 0:20:48.840 yourself differently, you got to pronounce it differently. But I'm 0:20:48.840 --> 0:20:50.080 good to know it's just natural. 0:20:50.200 --> 0:20:52.359 You don't have all that sugar cursing through your veins. 0:20:52.440 --> 0:20:54.679 So you're not going today. 0:20:54.760 --> 0:20:57.080 Yeah, he's in no rush to get You can. 0:20:57.000 --> 0:21:00.280 Breathe because you know what, no fizzy drink make. 0:21:00.920 --> 0:21:01.680 Yeah, and you're right. 0:21:01.760 --> 0:21:04.719 I used to be very fast in doing everything before 0:21:04.880 --> 0:21:09.040 and very hurry. That might because of sugar, that might 0:21:09.080 --> 0:21:11.080 because of addiction. But I have slowed down a bit. 0:21:11.160 --> 0:21:13.119 Yeah, what feel like? Do you just feel a bit 0:21:13.200 --> 0:21:16.359 less erratic? It is more calm. 0:21:16.480 --> 0:21:19.920 See in terms of health, obviously I have lost a 0:21:19.960 --> 0:21:22.960 lot of weight and everything. But the main difference I 0:21:23.040 --> 0:21:26.600 found in the beginning especially is the sleep. I couldn't 0:21:26.600 --> 0:21:29.439 sleep in the night. And that might be the effect 0:21:29.480 --> 0:21:35.480 of sugar or soda or anything, yeah exactly, caffeine, soda, sugar, whatever, 0:21:35.720 --> 0:21:37.760 But my sleep has increased significantly. 0:21:37.840 --> 0:21:39.320 That's one important part for me. 0:21:39.400 --> 0:21:39.880 Amazing. 0:21:40.000 --> 0:21:42.680 I reckon your way to bro it would be crystal clear, 0:21:42.720 --> 0:21:44.800 because I drink one can of co and I'm like, ever, 0:21:44.840 --> 0:21:46.960 I've got a burst, but I feel like there's this 0:21:47.119 --> 0:21:49.960 bright orange, but your weight would be like bloody, be 0:21:50.200 --> 0:21:50.840 crystal clear. 0:21:51.640 --> 0:21:55.639 Yeah, I did notice anything there, to be honest, Normally 0:21:55.680 --> 0:22:00.000 when I think it becomes white, but normally it's yellowish yellow. 0:22:00.200 --> 0:22:00.360 Yeah. 0:22:00.480 --> 0:22:02.720 I don't know how you didn't notice. I embarrassingly pay 0:22:02.760 --> 0:22:04.840 a lot of attention to the color. So I'm like, oh, 0:22:05.000 --> 0:22:06.040 it's not yellow today. 0:22:06.280 --> 0:22:08.400 Same same. I know I've had a good day. I'll 0:22:08.440 --> 0:22:12.280 sleep well when I'm winging amount Franklin out. Well, there's 0:22:12.320 --> 0:22:14.080 row hit Roy. Where what are your socials? Row here? 0:22:14.080 --> 0:22:14.720 Give them a plug. 0:22:15.119 --> 0:22:17.480 So I am on TikTok where I post the most 0:22:17.520 --> 0:22:19.600 videos and then I have post the same video on 0:22:19.640 --> 0:22:22.399 Instagram and YouTube and everywhere. 0:22:22.440 --> 0:22:25.320 My handle is same rohy Roy g RK. So it's 0:22:25.359 --> 0:22:26.960 my name and the GII in the end. 0:22:27.359 --> 0:22:29.320 Great fabulous. Now, before we let you go, I want 0:22:29.320 --> 0:22:31.760 to ask you the same question I ask every single 0:22:31.800 --> 0:22:33.800 guest we have on. We want you to contribute to 0:22:33.880 --> 0:22:36.920 our list of things better than drugs and dick correct. 0:22:37.040 --> 0:22:40.200 So it's basically just a little PSA to appreciate the 0:22:40.240 --> 0:22:42.919 small things in life. Don't obsess over parties, don't obsess 0:22:42.960 --> 0:22:45.080 over boys. So what's something better than drugs in dick 0:22:45.119 --> 0:22:45.680 in your mind? 0:22:46.480 --> 0:22:49.520 Yeah, something I don't know whether it's a thing or not, 0:22:49.640 --> 0:22:52.840 but something which I really appreciate is meditation. I do 0:22:52.880 --> 0:22:56.760 a lot of meditation and if my mind reduce my anxiety. 0:22:56.960 --> 0:22:59.719 Because you know, when we have too much work anentious 0:22:59.760 --> 0:23:02.080 and when we have less work we get anxious again. 0:23:02.400 --> 0:23:05.320 So that's why I think meditation is that little thing 0:23:05.359 --> 0:23:05.960 which helps me. 0:23:06.040 --> 0:23:08.119 Oh, I thought you said medication, and I thought, no, 0:23:08.520 --> 0:23:09.280 that is drugs. 0:23:10.280 --> 0:23:14.359 No, No, now we miss the point. 0:23:15.000 --> 0:23:16.760 What do you actually what do you actually do when 0:23:16.800 --> 0:23:19.000 it comes to meditation? Because I find a bit tricky. 0:23:19.040 --> 0:23:21.280 I'm just so. I find it's such an effort to 0:23:21.320 --> 0:23:23.160 really switch off. What do you actually do? And how 0:23:23.200 --> 0:23:25.040 long in a day does it take. 0:23:25.000 --> 0:23:28.280 For your meditation? Course, I can play music, that is 0:23:28.320 --> 0:23:28.880 what you see. 0:23:28.880 --> 0:23:30.960 There are a couple of things which are really important. 0:23:31.080 --> 0:23:35.320 Now. First of all, meditation requires regularity. Like we bath 0:23:35.400 --> 0:23:37.560 every day, we shower every day, we brush every day. 0:23:37.600 --> 0:23:39.959 For meditation is similar. You can't just do it one 0:23:40.040 --> 0:23:41.960 day and get the benefits. So you have to do 0:23:42.000 --> 0:23:42.680 it regularly. 0:23:43.000 --> 0:23:43.160 Now. 0:23:43.160 --> 0:23:45.440 The normal process of meditation, which you might know, is 0:23:45.840 --> 0:23:48.000 just sit down and focus on your breathing and those 0:23:48.040 --> 0:23:50.480 sorts of things. Yeah, I do that, so you can 0:23:50.520 --> 0:23:52.760 even focus on something else like a watch or a 0:23:52.760 --> 0:23:55.280 telephone or a TV or something. But one thing which 0:23:55.280 --> 0:23:58.680 I tell everyone, and that's really really important, is if 0:23:58.720 --> 0:24:02.280 you do something with full hundred percent concentration, it becomes 0:24:02.280 --> 0:24:02.880 a meditation. 0:24:03.119 --> 0:24:05.560 So you don't need to sit and do a meditation. 0:24:06.040 --> 0:24:08.400 Say, for example, you are listening to music or even 0:24:08.600 --> 0:24:12.200 eating or even watching a TV. Forget everything, just focus 0:24:12.160 --> 0:24:15.000 on hundred percent of that. That still becomes a meditation 0:24:15.080 --> 0:24:17.159 because the main name of meditation is to focus at 0:24:17.240 --> 0:24:19.679 one place one hundred Percent's interesting. 0:24:19.760 --> 0:24:21.600 It's like even if you're having a shower, you don't 0:24:21.600 --> 0:24:23.639 think about anything else, just the warmth of the water. 0:24:23.760 --> 0:24:25.520 So that's technically meditation, right. 0:24:25.920 --> 0:24:28.000 Yeah, Like when I used to it before, I used 0:24:28.000 --> 0:24:31.359 to listen to my mobile, watch news and boss TV. 0:24:31.840 --> 0:24:33.560 Leave all that just for one thing. 0:24:34.040 --> 0:24:36.639 Whenever you take Yeah, like whenever you take a spoon, 0:24:36.760 --> 0:24:39.080 put it in your mouth, feel that taste, feel that 0:24:39.240 --> 0:24:40.720 next step when you take again. 0:24:40.960 --> 0:24:41.880 Those sort of focus. 0:24:41.880 --> 0:24:44.000 If you do that that simply becomes a meditation and 0:24:44.040 --> 0:24:46.320 you don't need to sit separately to do a meditation. 0:24:46.720 --> 0:24:47.440 Well, I love it. 0:24:47.600 --> 0:24:50.040 Wow. From Fizzy Drink to Life, mantrass on the row 0:24:50.119 --> 0:24:51.120 hit you're my man. 0:24:51.720 --> 0:24:54.119 And that's what Buddha has said. Obviously it's not me. 0:24:54.440 --> 0:24:57.520 It's just the basics of meditation. If you focus on 0:24:57.520 --> 0:25:00.800 one thing which stops you to bind your mind from 0:25:00.840 --> 0:25:04.320 one place for the other, that becomes. 0:25:04.040 --> 0:25:07.400 Sorry, I was staring at the wall. I was focusing 0:25:07.440 --> 0:25:09.760 on that. No, I'm joking, of course. Well look, it 0:25:09.800 --> 0:25:11.879 was a pleasure. Great to meet you at the bottom 0:25:11.920 --> 0:25:13.840 of all our theories. Thank you for coming on the show. 0:25:13.960 --> 0:25:16.920 Yeah, great to chat, Thank you, thank you for having me. 0:25:16.880 --> 0:25:18.240 Thanks for here, Thanks for here. 0:25:18.400 --> 0:25:22.119 We'll talk soon, mate, buddy, goodbye, goodbye. What a treat 0:25:22.280 --> 0:25:24.760 he was actually great. I honestly thought when we said, 0:25:24.960 --> 0:25:28.719 name something better than drugs and dick with medication. I 0:25:28.760 --> 0:25:33.920 love codeine, I love how the Deck. 0:25:34.920 --> 0:25:36.760 I seriously heart medication too, And I was like, how 0:25:36.800 --> 0:25:37.600 do I respond to that? 0:25:38.200 --> 0:25:39.960 But I didn't want to call him out A couple 0:25:39.960 --> 0:25:40.520 of you haven't. 0:25:40.320 --> 0:25:42.040 Had a fizzy drink in that long? Yeah? 0:25:42.200 --> 0:25:42.520 I know. 0:25:42.840 --> 0:25:44.320 And this segment was brought to you by the new 0:25:44.320 --> 0:25:45.080 Coconot Sugar. 0:25:46.359 --> 0:25:47.399 I wanted to bring it up. 0:25:47.640 --> 0:25:48.280 You're listening? 0:25:48.560 --> 0:25:49.240 Is it just me? 0:25:49.680 --> 0:25:52.639 A podcast by a couple of Do you know what 0:25:52.680 --> 0:25:56.720 I just thought of during this with my whole obsession 0:25:57.160 --> 0:26:01.400 with sparkling water the three printer think we were talking 0:26:01.400 --> 0:26:03.840 about before. Do you have to go out and much 0:26:04.000 --> 0:26:07.840 like I have to buy new canisters for the soda 0:26:07.840 --> 0:26:09.520 stream from seven to eleven, you have to go out 0:26:09.560 --> 0:26:11.760 and buy a new plastic to melt to refiel the 0:26:11.800 --> 0:26:14.360 printer instead of an inkcock. Would you get a plastic 0:26:14.400 --> 0:26:14.880 cart ridge? 0:26:14.960 --> 0:26:15.280 You would? 0:26:15.400 --> 0:26:15.640 Yeah? 0:26:15.880 --> 0:26:18.600 Yep, that sounds expensive. Fuck three D printers. 0:26:19.800 --> 0:26:21.960 Yeah, they're not popular. You can't just go to office 0:26:21.960 --> 0:26:23.560 works and go give me the canon. 0:26:23.400 --> 0:26:25.200 Chull see what I mean? Too hard? 0:26:25.280 --> 0:26:26.760 I agree? It wasn't he sweet? I wanted to want 0:26:26.800 --> 0:26:29.239 a nice guy. He's such a sweet you go give 0:26:29.280 --> 0:26:31.040 him a follow support him absolutely. 0:26:31.080 --> 0:26:34.639 But right now, let's bring back coughing fit Chicken, the 0:26:34.640 --> 0:26:35.480 long way to a turn. 0:26:36.480 --> 0:26:42.520 Now it's another round of coughing fo Chicken. 0:26:45.680 --> 0:26:48.840 It's not a hard concept on paper, it sounds really stupid. 0:26:48.840 --> 0:26:52.160 Mitch just calls someone breaks out into a coughing fit 0:26:52.200 --> 0:26:53.600 and then we see how long it takes them to 0:26:53.600 --> 0:26:54.960 hang up after all the awkwardness. 0:26:55.119 --> 0:26:58.240 Current record three and a half ish minutes with Ben Fordham, 0:26:58.280 --> 0:27:01.200 two GB Radio presenter TV personality. 0:27:00.640 --> 0:27:02.840 From episode one of this podcasts Oh My God. 0:27:02.840 --> 0:27:04.680 Eighty six episodes ago. We had him on. 0:27:04.760 --> 0:27:08.480 YEP, this segment coughing Fit Chicken. It was like an 0:27:08.520 --> 0:27:10.399 early day thing. We had to rest it for a 0:27:10.400 --> 0:27:13.320 while because we thought it was insensitive during COVID and 0:27:13.359 --> 0:27:16.199 I was dying, yes, because it's like you can't do 0:27:16.280 --> 0:27:18.400 coughing Fit Chicken with a mask. No, it's not the same. 0:27:18.440 --> 0:27:21.240 But now that Sydney's out of lockdown, coughing Fit Chicken 0:27:21.320 --> 0:27:24.080 is back. Baby, there's no there's no eggshells to walk on. 0:27:24.160 --> 0:27:25.879 It's not insensitive anymore. So who are we going to 0:27:25.960 --> 0:27:26.200 call it? 0:27:26.600 --> 0:27:28.360 Well, that's the thing. So we normally just go through 0:27:28.359 --> 0:27:29.840 my little black book. Should we do the same? 0:27:31.080 --> 0:27:34.000 Sure, I don't mind spoiling your relationships with your celebs. 0:27:34.000 --> 0:27:36.600 Well, there's yeah, So I've got my contacts in My 0:27:36.640 --> 0:27:38.879 phone is quite full of celebs because when I interview them, 0:27:39.000 --> 0:27:40.800 it's normally on the phone, right, So you get sent 0:27:40.800 --> 0:27:42.800 there mobile number and you just call them I tend 0:27:42.840 --> 0:27:43.320 to save. 0:27:43.200 --> 0:27:45.960 Them and then they probably expect to never hear from UM. 0:27:46.160 --> 0:27:48.520 Yeah. I doubt they did the same and saved much cherry. 0:27:48.640 --> 0:27:50.680 On the other end, have we done so far? 0:27:50.720 --> 0:27:55.679 We've done we ben Ben SHERYLN. Barnes A random library 0:27:55.720 --> 0:27:57.240 in wah. 0:27:56.680 --> 0:27:59.800 Might be actually done. Three we called it quit. Who 0:27:59.920 --> 0:28:00.600 I have. 0:28:02.280 --> 0:28:05.240 Scrolling through someone who we have toyed with a million times? 0:28:05.320 --> 0:28:08.040 Who is in your contacts for some reason? It's Eider Butchers. 0:28:08.080 --> 0:28:08.840 I would love to do it. 0:28:08.880 --> 0:28:09.359 Can we do it? 0:28:09.840 --> 0:28:09.919 No? 0:28:10.000 --> 0:28:13.560 I don't want to do game. I've got her mobile 0:28:13.600 --> 0:28:15.479 and home phone number, but I just couldn't do it 0:28:15.480 --> 0:28:15.840 to her. 0:28:16.080 --> 0:28:20.240 It's so funny if you called her home phone the bachelourette? 0:28:20.760 --> 0:28:21.920 What Brook, Blurton? 0:28:23.160 --> 0:28:23.960 Why are you saying it like that? 0:28:23.960 --> 0:28:25.520 Because it's so funny to say Brook, I. 0:28:25.520 --> 0:28:30.480 Thought you were birthing. Sounds like a cough Brook could 0:28:30.520 --> 0:28:30.960 be funny. 0:28:31.000 --> 0:28:34.440 Actually, Brook. Now she's busy because the show premiere this week, 0:28:34.520 --> 0:28:36.680 so she's got a I don't want to do her. 0:28:38.640 --> 0:28:39.400 Who do we have? 0:28:40.200 --> 0:28:41.280 I've got Aaron Mollan? 0:28:41.680 --> 0:28:43.760 Oh fabulous? 0:28:43.920 --> 0:28:46.560 What about that Nicole Kidman's PR manager? 0:28:47.760 --> 0:28:50.240 I didn't know how to navigate that situation to a 0:28:50.240 --> 0:28:50.760 pr man. 0:28:51.120 --> 0:28:52.440 What about Kathy Freeman? 0:28:53.800 --> 0:28:54.320 Why do you have? 0:28:55.760 --> 0:28:57.719 I don't know. I've got Kathy Fremmant home and mobile, 0:28:57.760 --> 0:28:59.240 and it says, Kathy Freeman, olympian. 0:28:59.400 --> 0:29:00.480 What what do you have? 0:29:00.560 --> 0:29:01.680 Keathy Raeven's number. 0:29:02.160 --> 0:29:06.680 We're close friends, she teaches me. Track. Yeah, you gotta 0:29:07.040 --> 0:29:09.600 call her. I'm gonna have to call her. See if 0:29:09.600 --> 0:29:11.320 the fond even connects, because it might not. I've never 0:29:11.320 --> 0:29:13.280 I don't know how I have it caller. 0:29:15.280 --> 0:29:29.320 Oh my god, she's probably cooking dinner, just polishing a medal. 0:29:35.440 --> 0:29:44.880 You have reached, Oh Jesus, you have reached Keine Kim 0:29:44.960 --> 0:29:51.160 Dormer from Big Brother Mel Greg, the disgraced radio host. 0:29:51.440 --> 0:29:54.040 I feel that prank calls our a soft spot for 0:29:54.080 --> 0:29:55.480 Mel Greg, So let's not go there. 0:29:56.680 --> 0:30:02.080 That's or what about Nazim Hussein? 0:30:02.840 --> 0:30:04.120 Oh yeah, I love him. 0:30:04.480 --> 0:30:07.640 Okay, See, he's someone whose reaction would be kind of 0:30:07.680 --> 0:30:08.560 funny as a comedian. 0:30:08.600 --> 0:30:11.760 He's comedian, television presenter, award winning comedian. Actually he's very. 0:30:12.280 --> 0:30:13.400 Where would people know him from? 0:30:13.560 --> 0:30:16.080 I'm oh, that's right. 0:30:16.080 --> 0:30:17.200 He was in the jungle. Okay. 0:30:17.240 --> 0:30:18.720 Also, Mitch, when we saw the Master Singer he was 0:30:18.760 --> 0:30:20.280 a guest jar you remember we went to the taping. 0:30:20.320 --> 0:30:20.920 He was up there. 0:30:21.400 --> 0:30:23.560 Oh yeah, they used to have like a random fifth 0:30:23.600 --> 0:30:24.800 panel at the nazine was there. 0:30:24.920 --> 0:30:26.040 Yeah, he's very funny. 0:30:26.040 --> 0:30:28.000 Why the fuck do you have Nazi Hussein's number? 0:30:28.160 --> 0:30:31.480 Oh, he's been on my radio show a couple of times. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:30:31.600 --> 0:30:33.840 So what do he know you? Yeah, he'd know me. Yeah. 0:30:34.120 --> 0:30:35.239 Oh that's not the worst thing. 0:30:35.320 --> 0:30:37.080 But he might not have my number save. That's the thing. 0:30:37.160 --> 0:30:39.720 So I doubt he'd have my number save to be honest. 0:30:39.720 --> 0:30:40.480 But we have messaged. 0:30:40.640 --> 0:30:40.920 Let's do. 0:30:41.600 --> 0:30:44.760 If he doesn't answer, it's either Butcher, No, you have to. 0:30:44.720 --> 0:30:47.960 Promise praying to the comedian gods, please answer your phone 0:30:48.000 --> 0:30:53.960 to same. All right, let me hold on, Kathy Ryman, 0:30:54.080 --> 0:30:57.440 just chext me. Funk off. All right, I'm dialing Zeme. 0:30:57.560 --> 0:31:07.520 Now here we go. Hello, Hey, nsame, Hey, it's it's 0:31:07.560 --> 0:31:09.120 Mitch Cheery from Kiss how a man? 0:31:09.280 --> 0:31:11.120 Hey, Oh, miss bad. 0:31:11.160 --> 0:31:13.080 Where are you? It sounds like you're in a highway. 0:31:14.200 --> 0:31:17.040 To one of those Apple Watch competitions against Oh yeah, 0:31:17.080 --> 0:31:17.600 I gotcha. 0:31:17.800 --> 0:31:23.000 Yeah, now my boyfriend uses the the the Apple. 0:31:26.760 --> 0:31:28.560 Yeah, sound like you? 0:31:28.720 --> 0:31:30.160 Sorry, man, yeah, I know. It sounds like I've done 0:31:30.160 --> 0:31:36.480 the exercise, ship man. No, No, the reason I wanted 0:31:36.480 --> 0:31:40.960 to get you was I heard you doing uh comedy shows. 0:31:41.920 --> 0:31:45.440 Yeah, all right, Yeah, I'm doing it man. I've got 0:31:45.480 --> 0:31:49.040 a lot in already, which is weird because I haven't 0:31:49.080 --> 0:31:50.040 been on page properly. 0:31:52.080 --> 0:31:55.880 Sorry, keep going. You on stag zoom, I like. 0:31:56.040 --> 0:32:02.960 I've got zoom. He's consumed, but actually on maybe. 0:32:02.960 --> 0:32:04.440 No, I'm I'm good man, It's just. 0:32:16.240 --> 0:32:22.360 Yeah, where are you been? You've been working young radio 0:32:22.400 --> 0:32:22.600 with this. 0:32:24.280 --> 0:32:25.600 I'll be fine, man, I'll be fine. 0:32:26.200 --> 0:32:31.360 Get a suit or something to call someone. You sound 0:32:31.440 --> 0:32:32.800 like you're literally dying. 0:32:34.080 --> 0:32:34.800 Keep doing this. 0:32:34.920 --> 0:32:38.440 I am gonna die. 0:32:38.480 --> 0:32:40.400 This is a sec this is a segment I do. 0:32:40.560 --> 0:32:43.000 Mitchell Kus is here. I can't do this anymore. 0:32:44.040 --> 0:32:45.840 I don't usually talk to the people that you prank. 0:32:45.880 --> 0:32:47.960 Call Ship. This is the first time you've ever bitched 0:32:47.960 --> 0:32:49.520 at mid coughing fit chick and them. 0:32:49.600 --> 0:32:52.320 I had to stop, man, I want to. 0:32:53.800 --> 0:32:56.360 She sees someone calls an ambulance on you or just 0:32:56.440 --> 0:32:57.520 let you die on the phone. 0:32:57.640 --> 0:33:00.840 No, usually they don't offer to help, they just hang up. 0:33:01.080 --> 0:33:03.000 What a good friend you under seem I could have 0:33:03.000 --> 0:33:04.719 been choking on a dumpling and you're like, yeah, I'm 0:33:04.720 --> 0:33:05.680 getting my rings up. 0:33:08.080 --> 0:33:10.760 I mean, this segment is going to kill you. It's 0:33:10.760 --> 0:33:12.120 going to be the last thing when you ever do 0:33:13.000 --> 0:33:16.240 far out man, when you're alive. So I'm going to 0:33:16.280 --> 0:33:16.720 get a phone. 0:33:17.080 --> 0:33:18.520 I'm alive. Yeah, I appreciate it. 0:33:18.560 --> 0:33:19.800 Hey, keep keeping sorry about that? 0:33:19.880 --> 0:33:22.520 Keep up the rings. Is there actual comedy show happening? 0:33:22.520 --> 0:33:24.640 Because you can plug it now. I won't coughet you. 0:33:25.080 --> 0:33:28.239 Sure, I'm a younger jour in Melbourne, a comedy you're 0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:30.240 republic but you know they just trial shows, just mucking 0:33:30.280 --> 0:33:33.040 around and if I have a coffee fit, you can 0:33:33.160 --> 0:33:35.400 step in and it sounds like nothing stop you. 0:33:35.400 --> 0:33:37.000 No, I'll do what you did. I'll just sit there 0:33:37.000 --> 0:33:38.280 and watch you die on stage. 0:33:39.560 --> 0:33:41.800 Hey, while I have got your name, you're obviously, you know, 0:33:42.000 --> 0:33:44.400 quite well known in the comedy circles. I'm doing my 0:33:44.400 --> 0:33:47.840 first ever stand up show in December. Any advice you're. 0:33:47.680 --> 0:33:48.720 Going to steal my stick? 0:33:49.400 --> 0:33:50.800 No, I would never. 0:33:52.160 --> 0:33:54.720 A similar tour tree that we cover, you know, being 0:33:54.800 --> 0:33:58.040 Muslim and gay. 0:33:58.240 --> 0:33:59.800 You know, I don't know if you've seen it on 0:33:59.920 --> 0:34:01.920 the like Lisa Wilkins, and I think people will be 0:34:01.960 --> 0:34:03.440 able to tell us a part bub. 0:34:05.680 --> 0:34:05.840 Yeah. 0:34:05.920 --> 0:34:11.560 Oh that's awesome. I mean, she's a professional. It till 0:34:11.600 --> 0:34:12.800 you make it. Oh, you look like you know what 0:34:12.800 --> 0:34:17.160 you're supposed to do, so they yeah, he's a problem comedian, 0:34:17.200 --> 0:34:19.000 and then you actually start to feel confidence. You got 0:34:19.000 --> 0:34:20.799 to take it until they believe you, and then you 0:34:20.840 --> 0:34:21.760 start to yourself. 0:34:23.760 --> 0:34:26.480 Good at all, Nazem. Good to talk to you, buddy. 0:34:26.920 --> 0:34:28.160 I do love you to bits. Thank you for that. 0:34:28.160 --> 0:34:30.920 I'm so sorry see you buddy. 0:34:30.920 --> 0:34:31.760 Bye. 0:34:32.239 --> 0:34:35.080 Oh what a good sport? All right? 0:34:35.160 --> 0:34:37.200 Well would you say that that was the coughing Fit 0:34:37.280 --> 0:34:39.799 Chicken Grand Finale because you literally bitched it. I can't 0:34:39.800 --> 0:34:42.919 believe your record was three minutes thirty once upon a time, 0:34:42.960 --> 0:34:45.120 but that was one minute forty and you stopped. 0:34:45.320 --> 0:34:47.319 Can you guys look at me now. Look at the 0:34:47.360 --> 0:34:49.600 thin layer of sweat that is above my brain and 0:34:49.719 --> 0:34:54.160 I know nothing about me. Look at my wrists, they're 0:34:54.160 --> 0:34:57.960 like they're wet. Wow from sweat. That takes so much 0:34:58.120 --> 0:34:58.520 out of me. 0:34:58.760 --> 0:35:01.759 Have you taken up vaping something to your long capacity? 0:35:01.840 --> 0:35:04.880 Is when we launched that segment in twenty nineteen, you 0:35:04.880 --> 0:35:07.320 could cough for hours. I thought with all that vocal 0:35:07.400 --> 0:35:09.800 rest you might have mustered up some better coughing. 0:35:09.920 --> 0:35:13.040 We had a global pandemic, an airways pandemic. 0:35:13.520 --> 0:35:15.319 Yeah, I may have hadn't You didn't get it. 0:35:15.400 --> 0:35:17.080 No, I didn't get it. No, which just shocks me. 0:35:17.120 --> 0:35:19.719 To be honest, I actually do think I had it. 0:35:19.840 --> 0:35:20.719 Did I tell you that? 0:35:20.920 --> 0:35:23.680 Yeah, but everyone has that story. I had it my 0:35:23.800 --> 0:35:25.160 life before it was announced. 0:35:25.320 --> 0:35:31.160 No. Listen, when you left the Kiss New Year's Eve party, Yeah, 0:35:31.320 --> 0:35:34.239 in twenty eighteen, going into no twenty nineteen, going into 0:35:34.239 --> 0:35:36.359 twenty twenty, did you not feel violently ill? 0:35:36.440 --> 0:35:38.680 Yeah? Because Hayden and I went to LA because I 0:35:38.960 --> 0:35:40.960 was in and out and I was violently early. 0:35:41.040 --> 0:35:44.240 Yes, Sup, it's better event. That was well kids's fault. 0:35:44.320 --> 0:35:47.359 When I returned from LA, I was the sickest I've 0:35:47.400 --> 0:35:50.160 ever been the same, like so so sick. 0:35:50.280 --> 0:35:53.120 And at the time when I googled my symptoms, COVID 0:35:53.120 --> 0:35:54.680 didn't come up because it wasn't really a thing. But 0:35:54.719 --> 0:35:56.839 what came up was alcohol withdrawal, and I said, yeah, 0:35:56.840 --> 0:36:00.319 that sounds about right. I was like the weirdest fee 0:36:00.520 --> 0:36:04.520 really hot, really cold, ill, couldn't breathe properly, and that 0:36:04.640 --> 0:36:06.080 was the scary part. I was like, I've never had 0:36:06.080 --> 0:36:08.160 a flu like this and then COVID came out and 0:36:08.160 --> 0:36:09.759 I was like, bloody better had it. 0:36:09.960 --> 0:36:11.759 And when I went to the doctor, she had no 0:36:11.800 --> 0:36:14.719 idea what I had. Really, she had no idea. She's like, 0:36:14.800 --> 0:36:16.200 I don't know what's wrong. 0:36:16.200 --> 0:36:16.799 Who would have thought? 0:36:17.040 --> 0:36:18.200 And I had all those symptoms. 0:36:18.200 --> 0:36:19.080 How long did it last? 0:36:19.560 --> 0:36:20.200 A few weeks? 0:36:20.719 --> 0:36:21.919 I was about three or four days. 0:36:22.040 --> 0:36:24.200 No, mine lasted a good six days. Hayden had it, 0:36:24.200 --> 0:36:25.279 his mum had it, and that's was when I was 0:36:25.320 --> 0:36:27.080 living in Hayden's house. So I think we all definitely 0:36:27.120 --> 0:36:29.520 had it. I think an antibody test is going to 0:36:29.600 --> 0:36:31.480 come out, and when that's when you can, like pricky 0:36:31.560 --> 0:36:33.839 blid to see if you have the actual antibodies from 0:36:33.840 --> 0:36:36.080 the actual disease. You may have had it. You know, 0:36:36.080 --> 0:36:39.280 I had a brainwave. We could rebrand Coughing Fit Chicken. 0:36:39.920 --> 0:36:42.719 Tell me if you like it. Yes, we could rebrand. 0:36:43.200 --> 0:36:45.279 And I haven't done this before, and I haven't planned 0:36:45.320 --> 0:36:47.520 this with Mitchell, but he's just a quick on the fly. 0:36:50.120 --> 0:36:53.680 We haven't planned this, but we could do Laughing Fit 0:36:53.800 --> 0:36:58.080 Chicken where I just laugh. And it has to be 0:36:58.080 --> 0:36:59.480 at things that they say I'm not going to be like, 0:36:59.480 --> 0:37:03.320 good to see you Christy. That's fucking nuts. 0:37:03.320 --> 0:37:05.920 Pretend i'm your guess. Who am I? Lisa Wilkinson? 0:37:05.960 --> 0:37:06.600 So have you here? 0:37:06.600 --> 0:37:08.920 Lisa Wilkinson, the host of the project, right, Hi. 0:37:09.239 --> 0:37:11.640 It's so lovely to be here. Yes, I've been doing 0:37:11.640 --> 0:37:12.800 the project for three years. 0:37:12.840 --> 0:37:16.839 Man is seriously very late. 0:37:17.880 --> 0:37:19.919 No, you just got to keep laughing. Don't even don't 0:37:19.920 --> 0:37:20.879 even put words in there. 0:37:21.000 --> 0:37:35.759 Okay, what do we think? 0:37:35.960 --> 0:37:38.160 I think it's funnier when you don't put words in there, 0:37:38.160 --> 0:37:40.120 like you just laugh and they're like, when's he gotta stop? 0:37:40.600 --> 0:37:40.839 Oh? 0:37:40.880 --> 0:37:41.760 Okay, because it's. 0:37:41.600 --> 0:37:44.480 Like when you say earlier, it's like you're laughing at something. 0:37:44.480 --> 0:37:47.319 But you just need to laugh constantly to the point 0:37:47.360 --> 0:37:48.680 where it's like, what the fuck are you laughing? 0:37:50.080 --> 0:38:29.640 Robin Bailey is on the air. Hello Robin, Hi, Man. 0:38:12.160 --> 0:38:13.839 I kind of like that, But I have another pitch. 0:38:13.880 --> 0:38:18.160 This can be the genitor side, which chicken is next 0:38:18.200 --> 0:38:21.719 to hatch? Okay, what about sneezing fit chicken? And we 0:38:21.760 --> 0:38:23.600 count who gives you the most blessed yous? 0:38:23.920 --> 0:38:25.600 Oh that's good. 0:38:25.719 --> 0:38:28.080 And like I said, no talking, you just start sneezing 0:38:28.480 --> 0:38:29.600 and don't stop. 0:38:29.680 --> 0:38:30.799 Okay, let's practice and. 0:38:30.800 --> 0:38:35.320 You can leave all good pauses in there, so it would. 0:38:35.160 --> 0:38:37.320 Be great to have you here. Pope Francis. 0:38:37.719 --> 0:38:46.439 Hello, it's my pleasure to be here. Bless you, bless you, 0:38:47.880 --> 0:38:48.839 bless you. 0:38:50.480 --> 0:38:57.040 The oh God, bless you. Double. 0:38:58.800 --> 0:39:00.000 Now you're taking the piss much. 0:39:00.960 --> 0:39:01.600 I like that. 0:39:02.480 --> 0:39:04.160 What do you reckon, Jenna? Which one is the winner? 0:39:04.280 --> 0:39:04.440 Oh? 0:39:04.480 --> 0:39:06.040 Sorry, we ran out of drums. 0:39:06.080 --> 0:39:07.680 Also, you know that there's a part one and a 0:39:07.719 --> 0:39:10.480 part two to a sneeze. You're just going, but there's 0:39:10.480 --> 0:39:12.080 an aw, like a two syllables. 0:39:12.160 --> 0:39:14.400 I didn't do them. Sorry, that's the drone. 0:39:14.440 --> 0:39:16.960 I don't do the ah, don't you. 0:39:16.680 --> 0:39:19.080 No, My sneeze are very dainty. I got COVID tested 0:39:19.160 --> 0:39:22.759 yesterday and I just went. It was like internal. The 0:39:22.760 --> 0:39:23.960 poor girl's like, is there a finch. 0:39:23.800 --> 0:39:24.160 In that car? 0:39:24.480 --> 0:39:27.040 I sneeze like my father like it's a full and performance. 0:39:27.080 --> 0:39:27.960 I'm like that. 0:39:29.360 --> 0:39:33.000 Oh yeah. I think mine come from being silent as 0:39:33.000 --> 0:39:35.280 a child, because I try to suppress them at all costs, 0:39:35.400 --> 0:39:37.799 even alone. I'm like, what is going on inside my 0:39:37.880 --> 0:39:40.319 psyche that I need to feel? I feel they need 0:39:40.320 --> 0:39:41.680 to hide my snee. 0:39:41.360 --> 0:39:43.720 You've never struck me as someone who was ever silenced 0:39:43.719 --> 0:39:47.040 as a childers anyway, Sorry, Jenna, it's been two weeks. 0:39:47.040 --> 0:39:47.920 We could talk for hours. 0:39:47.960 --> 0:39:49.799 Yeah, sorry, you needed to side j. 0:39:50.640 --> 0:39:53.120 Okay, this is a very difficult decision. 0:39:53.440 --> 0:39:55.880 Sneezing chicken or laughing fit Chicken. 0:39:56.000 --> 0:40:00.640 Okay, well I do love both, but I think I'm 0:40:00.640 --> 0:40:03.480 going to go with laughing. 0:40:03.800 --> 0:40:05.160 Yeah, all right, that's. 0:40:05.320 --> 0:40:07.520 It, okay, And you know what I'm open to. If 0:40:07.520 --> 0:40:10.160 it flops, we can just keep going through. 0:40:09.960 --> 0:40:15.879 Different fits, true, different chickens. 0:40:14.560 --> 0:40:19.799 Clapping fit chicken, Lisa, Oh my god, and you are 0:40:19.960 --> 0:40:20.800 the host of the project. 0:40:20.840 --> 0:40:23.960 I think it's three years again. You don't talk, You 0:40:24.080 --> 0:40:24.880 just keep clapping. 0:40:25.000 --> 0:40:26.760 You keep so awkward, exactly. 0:40:26.840 --> 0:40:30.359 That's the whole point. You make it harder for them 0:40:30.400 --> 0:40:33.040 to not address the elephant in the room if you 0:40:33.040 --> 0:40:33.480 don't talk. 0:40:33.560 --> 0:40:36.120 What about tweet fit Chicken. We're throughout the interview and 0:40:36.200 --> 0:40:39.160 people just live tweet and I just don't address it, Lisa, 0:40:39.160 --> 0:40:40.759 wel because it is here and it is so good 0:40:40.800 --> 0:40:41.239 to talk to you. 0:40:41.320 --> 0:40:43.400 He's really not open to any ideas that don't involve 0:40:43.440 --> 0:40:48.320 him talking. If he's always constant talking, fucking shut up chicken. 0:40:48.640 --> 0:40:50.480 How long can you not talk? But that's what's the 0:40:50.560 --> 0:40:51.280 last two weeks. 0:40:51.320 --> 0:40:52.960 That sound of silence. We've already got that. 0:40:53.320 --> 0:40:54.960 What do you mean, Oh yeah, of course. 0:40:56.200 --> 0:40:56.279 No. 0:40:56.400 --> 0:40:58.320 The last two weeks have been death for our listeners. 0:40:58.800 --> 0:41:00.440 I can only imagine see of. 0:41:00.440 --> 0:41:04.600 iHeart Radio said, boys, I know you're home. He said, team, 0:41:05.840 --> 0:41:07.719 I know how much you make in a week, and 0:41:07.760 --> 0:41:09.040 he said, frankly, it baffles me. 0:41:09.840 --> 0:41:12.640 He goes, the amount you make us nearly crippled us 0:41:12.640 --> 0:41:13.200 without you. 0:41:13.320 --> 0:41:16.000 Yes, he said, you couldn't. I want another week and 0:41:16.040 --> 0:41:18.680 he said you can't because we will have to sell 0:41:18.719 --> 0:41:20.920 the eye. You know, iHeart It would just be Heart Radio. 0:41:21.040 --> 0:41:23.839 You know Linda downstairs, and if you don't come back 0:41:24.000 --> 0:41:26.359 right now and bring in all the revenue, she's gonna 0:41:26.360 --> 0:41:28.320 be made redundant. Do you want that on your conscience? Boys, 0:41:28.360 --> 0:41:31.160 he said? She said, well, I can't fucking do that 0:41:31.200 --> 0:41:31.600 to Linda. 0:41:31.840 --> 0:41:35.040 She's got that bun leg and her son. After everything 0:41:35.080 --> 0:41:37.200 has been I love Linda, she's nice. 0:41:37.320 --> 0:41:39.040 Anyway, we're back and it's been great. 0:41:38.880 --> 0:41:40.680 A pleasure to be here, guys, and we will return 0:41:40.760 --> 0:41:44.040 next week and we can't wait to have you next week. 0:41:44.360 --> 0:41:45.680 We have a special guest. But that's all we can 0:41:45.719 --> 0:41:46.320 say on Match. 0:41:47.719 --> 0:41:50.080 That's all Episode eighty eight. We'll see you then guys, 0:41:51.040 --> 0:41:52.560 very special. 0:41:52.680 --> 0:41:56.239 By bye, see you guys next week. Fuck Is It 0:41:56.680 --> 0:41:57.160 Just Me? 0:41:57.920 --> 0:41:59.880 Podcast by a couple of miches. 0:42:00.200 --> 0:42:11.520 Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast app. 0:42:26.160 --> 0:42:28.920 Welcome to add Brief. This is our secret segment. On 0:42:28.960 --> 0:42:31.400 the end, we wrap up the show. Hopefully all the 0:42:31.640 --> 0:42:34.960 bores fuck off and then the fun one stick around 0:42:35.520 --> 0:42:37.600 for add Brief. This is the secret segment. This is 0:42:37.600 --> 0:42:41.640 only for the cool kid Yeah, actually the weirdos. 0:42:41.760 --> 0:42:43.640 Yeah, we don't want to like us bring up any 0:42:43.680 --> 0:42:46.719 past trauma from high school. No, no, I wasn't a 0:42:46.760 --> 0:42:47.640 cool kid in high school. 0:42:47.800 --> 0:42:52.640 You were got the fucking popular vote for school captain. 0:42:52.760 --> 0:42:55.800 I was popular, but I wasn't cool. The cool kids 0:42:55.840 --> 0:42:58.000 just respected me because I had good air. 0:42:58.160 --> 0:42:59.040 What group were you in? 0:42:59.360 --> 0:43:01.200 Nothing? I sat in Nate Lunch on my own, the 0:43:01.280 --> 0:43:01.920 Drama Labs. 0:43:02.000 --> 0:43:02.520 Bullshit. 0:43:03.000 --> 0:43:03.680 I didn't have friends. 0:43:03.719 --> 0:43:05.440 Then how we voted most popular? 0:43:05.640 --> 0:43:07.920 Because I just schmoozed people. I walked around and like 0:43:08.120 --> 0:43:10.160 laugh and make people laugh. But when it came to 0:43:10.239 --> 0:43:13.520 actually sitting down and having recess and sharing all a snack, 0:43:13.680 --> 0:43:14.719 no one would do it with me. 0:43:15.280 --> 0:43:18.080 So you were just acquaintances with everyone mostly. 0:43:18.160 --> 0:43:20.360 Yeah, I had one best friend that I wasn't convinced with. 0:43:20.560 --> 0:43:22.200 We just weren't convinced. This is in high school and 0:43:22.200 --> 0:43:24.600 primar school. I had my best friend, Nicholas Cauriacos. Then 0:43:24.600 --> 0:43:25.360 he moved to Brisbane. 0:43:25.840 --> 0:43:28.880 Oh yeah, is that how you feel about me? You're 0:43:28.920 --> 0:43:30.400 best friend who you're not convinced? 0:43:31.040 --> 0:43:34.600 Now we're convinced. I hope. So Jesus Christ, I have 0:43:34.760 --> 0:43:35.640 What were you in school? 0:43:36.360 --> 0:43:41.400 I was in that middle tier group where some of 0:43:41.440 --> 0:43:44.200 my friends in my group were invited to the parties 0:43:44.239 --> 0:43:47.719 of the cool kids, but not everyone. And some of 0:43:47.760 --> 0:43:51.040 my cool friends in the mid tier group would say, hey, 0:43:51.160 --> 0:43:52.839 they all really like you, by the way, like all 0:43:52.840 --> 0:43:55.520 the cool kids say, you're funny and so like. You 0:43:55.560 --> 0:43:57.399 could easily get invited to them if you like became 0:43:57.440 --> 0:43:59.880 friends with them. And I was like, of course they 0:43:59.920 --> 0:44:03.600 like me because I'm awesome, But they suck. I have 0:44:03.680 --> 0:44:05.600 no doubt in my mind they want to hang out 0:44:05.640 --> 0:44:07.560 with me. But I'd rather be dead than. 0:44:07.520 --> 0:44:08.600 Hang out with them. 0:44:08.600 --> 0:44:11.040 Oh what did you come and cross country? Fuck off? 0:44:11.160 --> 0:44:11.719 I don't care. 0:44:15.640 --> 0:44:17.480 You would have had a small pool too, there wouldn't 0:44:17.480 --> 0:44:18.520 have been many kids in your year. 0:44:19.400 --> 0:44:23.640 Excuse me. Country school, I went to the biggest and 0:44:23.640 --> 0:44:28.640 bougiest boarding school teacher in the Central West. So yeah, 0:44:28.640 --> 0:44:31.560 the heads of people like a lot too many? 0:44:31.920 --> 0:44:32.680 How many is a lot? 0:44:33.280 --> 0:44:34.120 Like over a thousand? 0:44:34.280 --> 0:44:36.279 Oh shit, yea more than me. 0:44:36.760 --> 0:44:38.759 And it was also very big grounds, like I'd have 0:44:38.800 --> 0:44:41.360 to walk down from the fucking cow paddock in agriculture 0:44:41.360 --> 0:44:44.160 class and then had science next period to cometers the 0:44:44.160 --> 0:44:45.360 other way. 0:44:45.600 --> 0:44:47.359 Was it also a boarding school as well? 0:44:47.440 --> 0:44:48.040 Yeah? 0:44:48.800 --> 0:44:49.040 Did you? 0:44:49.200 --> 0:44:51.919 God no, there was a period where I really wanted 0:44:51.960 --> 0:44:53.480 to because I was like, I want to be independent, 0:44:53.480 --> 0:44:54.920 I want to be I want to be a border. 0:44:55.000 --> 0:44:55.200 Yeah. 0:44:55.280 --> 0:44:58.080 Mom's like if you would fucking go with being a border. 0:44:58.600 --> 0:44:59.680 And then I was like, oh yeah, it's an all 0:44:59.719 --> 0:45:03.799 boys dorm and all girls sleepovers with the girl be 0:45:03.840 --> 0:45:06.120 stuck with the man the boys. 0:45:06.160 --> 0:45:08.440 That awful. Yeah, what about you, Jenna? What were you 0:45:08.480 --> 0:45:10.360 in high school debate team? 0:45:10.760 --> 0:45:15.279 I did history debating, history debating, but this history has happened. 0:45:15.320 --> 0:45:18.080 There's no debating about it on record. I don't think, 0:45:18.120 --> 0:45:19.080 well what's happened? 0:45:19.840 --> 0:45:21.600 No, no, my dear. 0:45:21.680 --> 0:45:23.759 I actually think that it was the trio towers that 0:45:23.800 --> 0:45:26.480 were struck, not the. 0:45:25.800 --> 0:45:27.839 Man didn't land on the moon monkey did You. 0:45:27.800 --> 0:45:32.560 Can argue all those things, what what point to win 0:45:32.680 --> 0:45:33.720 the competitions? 0:45:34.000 --> 0:45:35.359 So you're always in a waste of time. 0:45:35.400 --> 0:45:38.800 I'll give it all right. Today we're debating recipes, debate 0:45:38.840 --> 0:45:40.759 a hag. Is it two cups of flour or one 0:45:40.800 --> 0:45:43.359 cup of horse piece? I don't think. 0:45:43.920 --> 0:45:45.800 Well, it's history debating. 0:45:46.000 --> 0:45:47.560 You want to debate things that are. 0:45:47.440 --> 0:45:50.759 Fact Yess you care, Neil Armstrong, I call bull shit. 0:45:51.160 --> 0:45:55.439 Buzz Aldron was first. You patched him out of the way. 0:45:56.040 --> 0:45:57.719 It's a thing I don't think. 0:45:57.760 --> 0:46:00.120 So give me an example of a historical event that 0:46:00.160 --> 0:46:04.920 you said, no rubbish. 0:46:02.719 --> 0:46:07.560 I don't honestly say, for example, they go, Jennet. Today's 0:46:07.600 --> 0:46:11.160 topic is the JFK's assassination, and you aren't negative, not 0:46:11.160 --> 0:46:13.520 the affirmative text you are arguing it. What would your 0:46:13.520 --> 0:46:13.880 points be? 0:46:15.239 --> 0:46:18.800 It could be that it was staged, that they didn't 0:46:18.800 --> 0:46:21.560 find enough evidence of the shooter, okay, and all that, 0:46:21.760 --> 0:46:25.240 and from the book wherever he shot, from. 0:46:25.120 --> 0:46:27.480 The grassy knoll, the books depository. 0:46:27.560 --> 0:46:31.480 Yeah yeah, So history debating is basically a much more 0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:34.160 glamorous way of saying you're a bunch of fucking conspiracy theory. 0:46:34.320 --> 0:46:36.000 Yes, yes, Maxa. 0:46:36.280 --> 0:46:38.920 They'll be doing history debates about fucking COVID in a 0:46:38.960 --> 0:46:39.400 few years. 0:46:41.160 --> 0:46:43.520 It wasn't real. The only thing I did in high 0:46:43.520 --> 0:46:44.400 school was maths, debate. 0:46:45.680 --> 0:46:49.280 What oh girl? 0:46:49.480 --> 0:46:52.160 I remember Rory asked me in seven were playing with 0:46:52.160 --> 0:46:54.000 the buns and burners, and he said to me, point blank, 0:46:54.080 --> 0:46:57.880 have you masturbated? And I hadn't. Oh, And I was 0:46:57.920 --> 0:47:01.600 like no, it's like it feels great. And I was like, well, 0:47:01.800 --> 0:47:04.160 if Rory says so, I better do it. And then 0:47:04.160 --> 0:47:04.919 we turned the blue flame. 0:47:06.160 --> 0:47:07.440 You just hadn't gotten around to it. 0:47:07.520 --> 0:47:09.400 Yeah, yeah, I just had. I hadn't thought about doing it. 0:47:09.400 --> 0:47:10.920 I'm like, okay, I think I will, and I did. 0:47:11.200 --> 0:47:12.759 I don't think anyone ever explained it to me. I 0:47:12.800 --> 0:47:13.680 just figured it out one day. 0:47:13.800 --> 0:47:16.040 Yeah, I think I was playing around with I'm like, 0:47:16.040 --> 0:47:20.560 what's going on? I don't mind that. And then you 0:47:20.560 --> 0:47:22.719 go through a phase where you really love it because 0:47:22.760 --> 0:47:25.120 it's new and it's great, and then you go, no, 0:47:25.800 --> 0:47:27.040 I'll do it when when I have time. 0:47:27.239 --> 0:47:29.600 Here's a quick kiss. Through debate. Who do you reckon 0:47:30.320 --> 0:47:32.680 figured out how to wank first? Adam or Eve? 0:47:34.520 --> 0:47:36.279 I reckon? She shut on one of those pony rocks 0:47:36.280 --> 0:47:37.320 when Adam was on looking. 0:47:37.840 --> 0:47:40.600 Do you know what the mut feels like I'm sitting 0:47:40.640 --> 0:47:42.239 on a pointy rock would not be. 0:47:42.200 --> 0:47:44.200 Pleasurable, although we're in the garden. 0:47:46.760 --> 0:47:48.239 That would be horrific. 0:47:48.440 --> 0:47:51.600 Now Adam would enough. The snake was around, the snake 0:47:51.640 --> 0:47:55.360 probably went down leave. The snake was the devil. 0:47:55.560 --> 0:47:56.120 The snake. 0:47:57.160 --> 0:48:00.839 So they say, there's also the apple. What you think 0:48:00.880 --> 0:48:01.720 she shoves it inside. 0:48:02.160 --> 0:48:04.560 Imagine Adam getting his first stiffy and being like, what 0:48:05.080 --> 0:48:09.200 the hell? Yeah, I actually remember that well. I would 0:48:09.239 --> 0:48:11.359 have been three or four, being like, Mum, what's going on? 0:48:11.719 --> 0:48:12.040 Really? 0:48:12.280 --> 0:48:12.680 Yeah? 0:48:12.800 --> 0:48:14.880 I remember watching back VHS footage of when I was 0:48:14.880 --> 0:48:17.040 born because I was premature in my like eighteenth Mum 0:48:17.040 --> 0:48:18.759 and dad but like, let's watch the clips. And I 0:48:18.800 --> 0:48:21.560 had an erection in one of the videos and Dad, 0:48:21.719 --> 0:48:23.360 like in the in nineteen ninety five, I was like, 0:48:23.440 --> 0:48:26.920 look at little baby Mitchell's a little stiffy, and all 0:48:27.360 --> 0:48:29.920 my men was there. They're all laughing at my baby stiffy. 0:48:30.760 --> 0:48:33.120 Even though it's us and it's our bodies, I still 0:48:33.160 --> 0:48:35.399 feel like talking about baby genitally is off. 0:48:35.640 --> 0:48:36.960 Yeah, well it is mine. 0:48:37.080 --> 0:48:38.880 I know I know that it is, but I'm like 0:48:38.920 --> 0:48:40.000 it just feels. 0:48:39.719 --> 0:48:43.799 Not yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, why don't we bring that 0:48:43.840 --> 0:48:46.680 to the show history Debating and let Jenny we get 0:48:46.680 --> 0:48:50.239 a historian on to get the talk goes No, the 0:48:50.280 --> 0:48:52.160 fall of the Burly Wall, and me go jenerate you 0:48:52.200 --> 0:48:55.120 were negative? Nap, still there, it didn't happen, it didn't fall. 0:48:55.560 --> 0:48:59.520 Still up, No, send me photos, n get photos yourself. 0:49:00.360 --> 0:49:05.560 Madonna through the first brick at Stonewall. Yes, anyway negative? 0:49:06.960 --> 0:49:10.080 You know how recently I'm doing this in the secret 0:49:10.160 --> 0:49:12.000 segment because I'm not supposed to be talking about this, 0:49:12.160 --> 0:49:15.640 you know how recently on this podcast I mentioned that 0:49:15.719 --> 0:49:18.520 I had a new podcast in the world. Yeah, so 0:49:19.680 --> 0:49:23.000 I mentioned that well before I was informed that there 0:49:23.080 --> 0:49:26.800 was quite a hefty NDA involved. So I wasn't supposed 0:49:26.800 --> 0:49:29.200 to say a word. Oh God, but it's already happened 0:49:29.239 --> 0:49:32.839 on this podcast, and so I'm like, well, they can 0:49:32.920 --> 0:49:35.279 keep a secret. I'm not going to say anything else, 0:49:35.960 --> 0:49:39.480 but I will say, check your feed on this podcast 0:49:39.520 --> 0:49:42.640 on the is it just me feed on Wednesday morning 0:49:42.760 --> 0:49:46.960 around six am Sydney time. Check your feed then and 0:49:47.000 --> 0:49:48.960 we'll be posting a bonus episode and. 0:49:48.920 --> 0:49:50.360 That's going to be something to do with this podcast 0:49:50.480 --> 0:49:51.800 or the secret podcast. 0:49:52.239 --> 0:49:53.960 Oh I didn't never said it had anything to do 0:49:54.000 --> 0:49:54.760 with the secret podcast? 0:49:54.800 --> 0:49:57.279 Oh got it? Okay, all right, No, I'll be checking you. 0:49:58.200 --> 0:50:00.600 Yeah, it's just a bonus episode for fun. 0:50:01.000 --> 0:50:03.040 But well, I have to be involved because it's my podcast. 0:50:03.080 --> 0:50:07.239 So I'm thinking nice I record it. I don't know 0:50:07.239 --> 0:50:08.040 what else it could be. 0:50:09.120 --> 0:50:13.439 I don't believe any of this happened. I'm going to debate. 0:50:13.120 --> 0:50:14.920 This, all right, next week bonus episode. 0:50:15.440 --> 0:50:16.040 No this week? 0:50:16.160 --> 0:50:16.640 Oh this week. 0:50:16.680 --> 0:50:18.600 Sorry if you're listening to this on Monday. 0:50:19.120 --> 0:50:20.520 It's a couple of days away, all right, But who 0:50:20.560 --> 0:50:22.760 knows what the bonus episode could be exciting. 0:50:23.440 --> 0:50:24.720 Could be history debating. 0:50:24.960 --> 0:50:27.720 It could be she's really latching onto this isn't. 0:50:27.560 --> 0:50:29.560 She I've got a thing. 0:50:30.480 --> 0:50:31.279 I forgot about it. 0:50:31.320 --> 0:50:32.520 You know what we should have done? We should have 0:50:32.520 --> 0:50:34.640 given Jenner the fill in show over the break. Radio 0:50:34.680 --> 0:50:36.880 shows do it. When I go away, someone feels in 0:50:36.880 --> 0:50:39.399 and we've got some old guy that doesn't. When Kyl 0:50:39.480 --> 0:50:42.719 and Jackie O goes away, I feel some young gun 0:50:43.200 --> 0:50:45.920 the talent when we go away. We should get Jenna 0:50:46.000 --> 0:50:47.920 and you know she could pick a co host. We 0:50:47.920 --> 0:50:48.359 don't care. 0:50:48.520 --> 0:50:49.799 Jenna, what do you think? 0:50:50.040 --> 0:50:50.920 Can I have tried it? 0:50:51.200 --> 0:50:51.640 Yeah? 0:50:51.880 --> 0:50:54.359 You have to can it just be myself. Yeah, if 0:50:54.400 --> 0:50:56.000 you want, you can do what you want. 0:50:56.480 --> 0:50:58.719 I mean, if you think that's the best offering. Absolutely, 0:50:59.000 --> 0:51:00.160 it's completely up to You. 0:51:00.400 --> 0:51:02.719 Could do history debating if you want. It's such a 0:51:02.760 --> 0:51:04.560 beloved idea that we just had. 0:51:05.239 --> 0:51:07.600 But it has to be like a similar vibe to 0:51:07.640 --> 0:51:11.239 our podcast that you can't just start doing fucking murder mysteries. Yeah, 0:51:11.480 --> 0:51:13.279 Like it has to be somewhat similar to that. 0:51:13.360 --> 0:51:15.200 You could do is it just three? And you could 0:51:15.200 --> 0:51:17.480 do math problems and find out if the answer is 0:51:17.480 --> 0:51:20.200 in fact three not seven plus eight? 0:51:20.920 --> 0:51:21.880 Is it just three? 0:51:22.080 --> 0:51:24.040 No, it's not, it's fifteen? 0:51:24.600 --> 0:51:27.960 What could she do? Is it just me? 0:51:29.120 --> 0:51:29.319 No? 0:51:29.719 --> 0:51:31.560 It doesn't have to be the same as our title, 0:51:31.560 --> 0:51:32.520 like a similar vibe. 0:51:33.320 --> 0:51:35.920 Is it just he? And it's one man in the 0:51:38.239 --> 0:51:38.799 Is it just he? 0:51:39.280 --> 0:51:41.120 You bring in three people? 0:51:41.480 --> 0:51:43.040 Yes, two of. 0:51:43.000 --> 0:51:45.200 The mused, they then pronounced one of the mus Is 0:51:45.200 --> 0:51:46.879 he him? Which is he? 0:51:46.960 --> 0:51:49.320 Who is it he? Ah? 0:51:49.800 --> 0:51:51.880 Like that that is very good? 0:51:52.400 --> 0:51:56.200 Which is we? You get six glasses of liquids in 0:51:56.239 --> 0:51:58.240 a black cup so no one can see the color, 0:51:58.719 --> 0:52:00.759 and you get someone to drink them. Is it just we? 0:52:02.640 --> 0:52:04.240 Or is it Coca colar? No sugar? 0:52:04.320 --> 0:52:07.120 The best cocine, and when you are guessing, it's like, 0:52:07.320 --> 0:52:08.320 is it just milk? 0:52:08.719 --> 0:52:09.000 Yeah? 0:52:09.000 --> 0:52:11.400 And then when you find the one that is actually urine, 0:52:11.520 --> 0:52:15.440 you go, is it just week? I love that idea. 0:52:16.560 --> 0:52:18.520 Who you're gonna get to drink? We won't be here? 0:52:18.560 --> 0:52:22.280 Wait? Is it just Fifee? And you've got Feefee box 0:52:22.960 --> 0:52:24.960 and people have to guess if it's only her in 0:52:25.000 --> 0:52:28.640 the studio, is it just me and fief. 0:52:29.040 --> 0:52:33.000 Well, I mean, we would be doing fee Fee quite 0:52:33.000 --> 0:52:35.759 a favor by putting it on our show because of 0:52:35.800 --> 0:52:39.200 how many listeners we have. But she does work for 0:52:39.239 --> 0:52:40.560 a rival networks. 0:52:40.200 --> 0:52:42.520 So true, and she'd be so anxious with all this audience. 0:52:42.520 --> 0:52:45.160 She's not used to anything. Well, Jenna, we give you 0:52:45.200 --> 0:52:46.759 full reins. We will have another break in the end 0:52:46.760 --> 0:52:49.440 of the year, Christmas break, and you can record a 0:52:49.480 --> 0:52:51.560 show for then. If is it just we? If you 0:52:51.600 --> 0:52:53.759 want to do that deal, you can get a co host, 0:52:53.800 --> 0:52:55.719 you can get Sam, get some listeners involved, do what 0:52:55.760 --> 0:52:58.080 you need. Okay, signing the contract Now. 0:52:58.000 --> 0:53:00.000 You know that the more options you throw at her, 0:53:00.080 --> 0:53:02.000 she's going to get overwhelmed. So keep it simple. 0:53:02.080 --> 0:53:04.160 Yes, you have the feeling show over Christmas. 0:53:05.000 --> 0:53:09.839 Get there, No no, oh, I'm taking control, Mitch. 0:53:09.840 --> 0:53:10.920 You'll upload it for it, right? 0:53:11.320 --> 0:53:11.600 No? 0:53:11.840 --> 0:53:13.120 Well, can I have the log in? 0:53:13.760 --> 0:53:14.400 Do you not have it? 0:53:14.560 --> 0:53:14.759 No? 0:53:15.800 --> 0:53:17.800 Closer to the date you should to me, you'll. 0:53:17.680 --> 0:53:19.800 Be able to use your login and you've got access 0:53:19.840 --> 0:53:22.520 on your Jenna portal as well as Jones and Demand. 0:53:22.680 --> 0:53:24.000 But is it just me? Do not have it? 0:53:24.080 --> 0:53:24.279 No? 0:53:24.320 --> 0:53:24.719 I do not. 0:53:24.960 --> 0:53:27.160 The password was just wonder. 0:53:27.200 --> 0:53:29.160 I've been getting the ships for three years for her 0:53:29.200 --> 0:53:31.640 not helping it Upwise, she can't even access. 0:53:31.440 --> 0:53:34.080 I message metch today. I'm like, what's the fucking Instagram 0:53:34.120 --> 0:53:37.960 pass with her? I had no idea and the log 0:53:37.960 --> 0:53:42.120 in on my desktop? Yeah, anyway, listen, is it just used? 0:53:42.120 --> 0:53:43.640 Could be a big thing, guys, And it was great 0:53:43.680 --> 0:53:45.239 to have Jessica on today, but I do want you 0:53:45.239 --> 0:53:46.040 to get together. 0:53:46.239 --> 0:53:48.919 With Jessica just well maybe it was because I said 0:53:48.920 --> 0:53:52.399 with a lot of confidence Jasmine or something, wasn't it? 0:53:52.360 --> 0:53:52.920 It's corrected me? 0:53:54.480 --> 0:53:57.319 Everyone played again. Yeah, a good point. I'm going to 0:53:57.360 --> 0:54:00.160 make dms. But it's all right here you. 0:54:00.160 --> 0:54:01.840 Guys, welcome back to our ears. 0:54:02.080 --> 0:54:02.720 Love the show. 0:54:03.000 --> 0:54:08.840 Is it just to people who what a fool? I swear? 0:54:08.880 --> 0:54:15.560 When you introduced it it was this is j Jasmine. 0:54:13.200 --> 0:54:13.560 I'm wrong. 0:54:14.239 --> 0:54:16.000 To be fair, I'm not going to call Jasmine out, 0:54:16.040 --> 0:54:17.600 but I'll be perfectly honest with you. 0:54:18.000 --> 0:54:20.960 Hay Team, welcome back to our ears. 0:54:21.120 --> 0:54:22.840 Calling coming home. 0:54:23.560 --> 0:54:23.920 Take one. 0:54:25.080 --> 0:54:27.840 Oh my god, I panicked delete delete deleep. 0:54:28.680 --> 0:54:31.000 She's so sweet. She got it on the next track. 0:54:32.560 --> 0:54:34.359 I know. So if you want to be involved, DM 0:54:34.400 --> 0:54:37.400 me Mitchell, Jenna, now you can. You can't forward them. 0:54:37.400 --> 0:54:42.879 Actually it's my baby, d m me at Mitch jury. Yeah, 0:54:42.960 --> 0:54:45.600 I do have to actually do something, Mitchell. Thank you 0:54:45.640 --> 0:54:47.279 for my verification. We haven't addressed this. 0:54:48.640 --> 0:54:50.520 Oh yeah, I'll be holding it against you for the 0:54:50.600 --> 0:54:51.120 rest of your life. 0:54:51.120 --> 0:54:53.120 Did you know this, Jenna, Yes, I did. 0:54:53.360 --> 0:54:55.480 Mitch was so jealous when I've got a blue tick 0:54:55.520 --> 0:54:58.719 on Twitter on the Instagram. He was so jealous he 0:54:58.840 --> 0:55:01.839 called me in bursting to tea is. Oh yes, he said, 0:55:01.880 --> 0:55:05.200 I've been manifesting a blue tick for decades and I 0:55:05.239 --> 0:55:07.680 was like, babe, I just got it. But like, I 0:55:07.719 --> 0:55:10.880 can fucking ask if you are because I know some 0:55:10.880 --> 0:55:12.480 of the works on Instagram. I was like, Hey, my 0:55:12.560 --> 0:55:16.400 friend's fucking distraught and he's desperate for a tick. And 0:55:16.440 --> 0:55:19.319 she goes, I mean, is he famous? And said not no, 0:55:19.360 --> 0:55:22.279 but can we fucking you know, pull some strings here, 0:55:22.280 --> 0:55:24.279 give him a pity tick or a pick if you 0:55:24.360 --> 0:55:27.319 will pick. And it happened, and so now I'll be 0:55:27.360 --> 0:55:28.759 using that against it for the rest of his life. 0:55:28.960 --> 0:55:31.520 He got it for me well before you said i'll try, 0:55:31.760 --> 0:55:33.839 I said, how much does it mean to you? Get 0:55:33.840 --> 0:55:35.240 me died? Oh, I'll get you a tick. 0:55:35.960 --> 0:55:37.800 Maybe it's because I got all those birthday guests and 0:55:37.840 --> 0:55:39.600 we've had a great run of guests tiver Das. 0:55:40.560 --> 0:55:43.160 Oh yes, my friend. 0:55:43.480 --> 0:55:47.239 Now Phil freed forward on mine as well for the 0:55:47.280 --> 0:55:50.000 fill of show, just so people know who I am. 0:55:50.640 --> 0:55:52.359 For the fill. You've got to do the fill. You've 0:55:52.360 --> 0:55:54.160 got to You've got to earn your blue tick. 0:55:54.360 --> 0:55:54.960 Yes I will. 0:55:55.000 --> 0:55:57.360 I've earned it as of you, Mitchell. 0:55:58.560 --> 0:56:01.960 Didn't you previously get knocked back by requesting in app 0:56:02.040 --> 0:56:07.600 to be verified? That's right? Don't you forget that if 0:56:07.640 --> 0:56:08.560 you didn't as well? 0:56:08.880 --> 0:56:11.080 No, I never did. 0:56:10.640 --> 0:56:12.680 I didn't even know that you could apply for a 0:56:12.719 --> 0:56:14.840 blue tick on Instagram until you told me that they 0:56:14.920 --> 0:56:16.160 knocked your back. I was like, oh, I do you 0:56:16.160 --> 0:56:18.200 even want one? Because I was like, I don't care. 0:56:18.120 --> 0:56:20.600 But no, to be fair, the only reason I want one, 0:56:20.600 --> 0:56:23.120 and this is true. Apart from ego it was nice, 0:56:23.320 --> 0:56:25.239 but this is true, and I'm being honest here is 0:56:25.280 --> 0:56:27.040 because it helps me when I'm booking guests for my show, 0:56:27.120 --> 0:56:29.920 because I DM people all the time, Netflix stars and 0:56:29.960 --> 0:56:33.280 reality people love Island kids to come on my radio show. 0:56:33.400 --> 0:56:35.680 And if I'm not a blue tick, it goes straight, 0:56:35.840 --> 0:56:37.480 it goes to their unknown faulder. But if you are 0:56:37.520 --> 0:56:39.040 blue tick, do you go straight to their dms? 0:56:39.080 --> 0:56:40.560 Do you know what? That's probably how I got row 0:56:40.680 --> 0:56:44.640 Hit Roy on the show. I slipped the tick in 0:56:44.680 --> 0:56:50.120 there fuzzy drink, but yeah, I was I've never been 0:56:50.120 --> 0:56:52.440 one that has, like Deatherally wanted a blue tick is. 0:56:52.600 --> 0:56:55.120 I worry that it makes me look less relatable because 0:56:55.160 --> 0:56:57.279 like there's something about seeing something with the blue tick. 0:56:57.320 --> 0:56:59.879 You're like, oh, who's this try hard? Oh who's this one? 0:57:00.160 --> 0:57:02.239 Why did they have one? I feel like people get 0:57:02.239 --> 0:57:02.960 a bit weird about it. 0:57:03.000 --> 0:57:04.839 For your content. Maybe you're soul of the earth, you're 0:57:04.880 --> 0:57:10.320 the man's man, but I'm I'm red carpet baby. I'm laughing, 0:57:10.360 --> 0:57:13.399 by the way around, that's not true. Yeah, right, when 0:57:13.440 --> 0:57:15.799 I tagged the a leeper in my Instagram stories, I 0:57:15.840 --> 0:57:18.720 want her to think he's one of us, a meaning 0:57:18.760 --> 0:57:24.040 and and famous and wildly talented with a thin waist 0:57:24.080 --> 0:57:24.480 to boot. 0:57:25.520 --> 0:57:28.280 Well, even the most absurd request I may happen. 0:57:28.440 --> 0:57:32.760 Yeah, I was very impressed in so with turn around. 0:57:35.280 --> 0:57:36.520 Imagine if I flew. 0:57:36.280 --> 0:57:44.040 Her over, actually pulled that off. So good to be. 0:57:45.320 --> 0:57:47.720 You know Hayden has met Dio. I told this story. Yeah, 0:57:47.800 --> 0:57:50.680 the poster in the bag, he did pay for it. 0:57:50.760 --> 0:57:54.080 Embarrassing Barston, not my boyfriend, Like I talked to the 0:57:54.120 --> 0:57:59.040 stars for for you, idiot. 0:57:56.960 --> 0:57:58.880 And yet where is I don't know? 0:57:58.960 --> 0:58:01.320 I talked to the kiss a graphic You want Sam 0:58:01.320 --> 0:58:02.080 Fisher done? 0:58:03.320 --> 0:58:07.880 Jenna is Dino played on WSFM? Yes, fabulous? All right, 0:58:08.240 --> 0:58:13.120 what do we need to do to somehow steal the 0:58:13.280 --> 0:58:16.280 WSFM guest book its laptop? Just type into the contact 0:58:16.400 --> 0:58:18.200 d I d surely it's there. 0:58:18.720 --> 0:58:20.800 Yeah, it'd be a plus three four Swedish number. 0:58:21.000 --> 0:58:23.000 Do you know what I'm going to try and do this? Yeah, 0:58:23.120 --> 0:58:24.480 I'm gonna get Dido's number. 0:58:24.600 --> 0:58:26.520 Can you steal the producer's laptop? 0:58:27.200 --> 0:58:28.480 Shall I call the guestbooker? Now? 0:58:28.840 --> 0:58:31.760 No, you can getting Jenna to do it. If you 0:58:31.800 --> 0:58:32.959 do it, I'll get you a blue tick. 0:58:33.440 --> 0:58:36.840 No, I can't, can I I'll do it if I 0:58:36.880 --> 0:58:37.560 get a blue tie. 0:58:37.840 --> 0:58:39.600 I don't have them in my pocket. 0:58:40.000 --> 0:58:42.360 Imagine if you just mits just throw around blue ticks. 0:58:42.920 --> 0:58:44.920 Yeah, imagine if I could just like I had software 0:58:44.920 --> 0:58:46.920 and it says like I'm going to take Lady Gaga 0:58:46.920 --> 0:58:47.360 other way. 0:58:47.960 --> 0:58:51.520 Fuck it ow, I'm bringing this chance. I went to 0:58:51.600 --> 0:58:54.120 change my username and it was like, if you know this, 0:58:54.760 --> 0:58:56.320 you lose your boy tick. 0:58:56.520 --> 0:58:58.760 But why would you change? You use name, It's Mitch Cherry, 0:58:58.800 --> 0:58:59.600 that's what you want. 0:58:59.680 --> 0:59:02.200 No want, not my username. Sorry, my It's like you 0:59:02.280 --> 0:59:04.080 use a name and then your name underneath it, just 0:59:04.120 --> 0:59:06.480 the name because I had a cowboy No, but it 0:59:06.480 --> 0:59:08.320 did warn me that if I changed it, I could 0:59:08.480 --> 0:59:11.280 lose I could lose it because there was a cowboy 0:59:11.280 --> 0:59:12.440 next week and you told me to get rid of it. 0:59:12.560 --> 0:59:13.120 Ruin's Brandy. 0:59:13.280 --> 0:59:15.000 It looked fugly. Why have you got a stepid cowboys 0:59:15.040 --> 0:59:18.600 that have a brand for you, aboy cowboys. 0:59:18.680 --> 0:59:19.920 I've got leather boots. 0:59:20.280 --> 0:59:23.000 What Jenna, what emojis brings to mine? First? When you 0:59:23.000 --> 0:59:26.120 think Mitch Cherry a burger. 0:59:26.960 --> 0:59:31.440 I'll take it. What about you? 0:59:31.520 --> 0:59:34.880 Maybe that one where they've got the tongue out and 0:59:34.920 --> 0:59:37.400 one of their eyes is bigger than the other, like 0:59:38.400 --> 0:59:40.520 eyes are a bit cross mank you. 0:59:40.480 --> 0:59:43.720 Look like that, Jenna. I picture. 0:59:45.040 --> 0:59:47.280 The upside down smile always. 0:59:47.640 --> 0:59:49.640 Yeah, or the smile that doesn't have a mouth on it. 0:59:54.360 --> 0:59:58.200 And Mitchell says, it's just the stop sign. What you 0:59:58.200 --> 1:00:00.880 think of me, because you command and a whole audience 1:00:01.960 --> 1:00:04.360 Like a stop sign, people listen to you. Stop three 1:00:04.360 --> 1:00:05.360 seconds and move on. 1:00:05.960 --> 1:00:08.080 Well, I can tell you one thing on Kentucky, Jenna's 1:00:08.120 --> 1:00:14.320 legs are a give way sign. That joke made no sense. 1:00:14.880 --> 1:00:15.600 Give way sign. 1:00:15.680 --> 1:00:20.320 That's the show. Nothing we have said fucking right away? 1:00:20.920 --> 1:00:22.959 Yeah, what sign would have moved? 1:00:23.120 --> 1:00:28.400 Breakdown bay one way? Oh no, you wanted to come 1:00:28.440 --> 1:00:30.160 out again. You don't want it to You don't want 1:00:30.160 --> 1:00:31.160 it to be stuck in there. 1:00:31.400 --> 1:00:33.920 No, I meant that you don't give it anal one 1:00:34.520 --> 1:00:35.520 oh one way one way. 1:00:35.520 --> 1:00:36.240 We're technically this. 1:00:36.240 --> 1:00:46.960 Too, No three right? Oh god, oh great, that's her christmospheres. 1:00:46.960 --> 1:00:48.880 I'm gonna a log on a Vista print. I'm going 1:00:48.920 --> 1:00:50.760 to put a sign on a shirt. 1:00:52.080 --> 1:00:54.200 That's great. All right. On that note, we should go everywhere. 1:00:54.520 --> 1:00:55.280 It's a dry hump. 1:00:55.280 --> 1:00:57.280 By the way, I love a dry harp. That's all 1:00:57.280 --> 1:00:59.480 Hayden I do these days, Just dry bit of a 1:00:59.520 --> 1:01:01.440 jerk off, some hot kissing. That's it. 1:01:01.760 --> 1:01:04.200 You've dropped enough hints over time that lead me to 1:01:04.240 --> 1:01:06.280 believe you don't actually do it fucking that much. And 1:01:06.320 --> 1:01:13.040 that's fine. Do what you want the energy. He's the 1:01:13.040 --> 1:01:14.680 one you stabbing it up. He's got to do all 1:01:14.720 --> 1:01:15.360 the preparation. 1:01:15.600 --> 1:01:18.360 He's gotta lie under me. He loves it. 1:01:18.880 --> 1:01:22.080 Oh. I always pictured him on top. I can't believe 1:01:22.800 --> 1:01:23.640 you do that. 1:01:24.280 --> 1:01:26.240 Yeah, he's very lazy. 1:01:27.120 --> 1:01:30.400 His core strength must be wild to not have broken ribs. 1:01:31.160 --> 1:01:35.120 I'm not stuck on top fair enough. I don't put 1:01:35.120 --> 1:01:37.440 any of my body weight on his chest. Leaks can 1:01:37.440 --> 1:01:38.000 be out poor. 1:01:38.280 --> 1:01:40.600 I hate length, Yeah, but. 1:01:40.480 --> 1:01:41.840 If I'm holding them at least it doesn't have to 1:01:41.840 --> 1:01:45.480 actually hold them there. I can do it because I'm strong. 1:01:45.520 --> 1:01:48.720 Oh god, you're good. Yeah, but that's actually you're doing 1:01:48.720 --> 1:01:50.160 more of a stretch. If you're holding it up. He's 1:01:50.200 --> 1:01:52.520 let him rest it on your shoulders. He's not doing 1:01:52.560 --> 1:01:53.400 as much of a stretch. 1:01:55.200 --> 1:02:00.080 Hmmm, have you had a root yet after lockdown so 1:02:00.120 --> 1:02:00.920 you could give blood? 1:02:00.920 --> 1:02:03.160 Now you just stole that joke from me. What do 1:02:03.240 --> 1:02:06.640 you mean I said that last in the last episode. 1:02:07.120 --> 1:02:08.520 What happened yesterday? Little line? 1:02:08.560 --> 1:02:12.240 Three weeks in episode only six, I said, ah, I 1:02:12.280 --> 1:02:14.000 wouldn't mind a fuck, it's been so long. I could 1:02:14.040 --> 1:02:16.240 donate blood now. And then you went on a big, 1:02:16.400 --> 1:02:20.520 impassioned rant about how ridiculous it is to insinuate that 1:02:20.520 --> 1:02:21.920 we'd have AIDS in our blood. 1:02:22.040 --> 1:02:22.760 I really did think. 1:02:23.400 --> 1:02:25.640 But what you were really thinking was fuck, that's good gear. 1:02:25.640 --> 1:02:28.040 I'm going to recycle that later. You just gave it 1:02:28.080 --> 1:02:29.880 back to me like a boomerang. That's my joke, dog, 1:02:30.000 --> 1:02:31.200 you can't steal my material. 1:02:31.280 --> 1:02:32.800 I didn't even make a joke. I just said, have 1:02:32.920 --> 1:02:34.640 you given blood? You could now? 1:02:34.680 --> 1:02:35.880 You said you could give blood now. 1:02:36.040 --> 1:02:40.960 That's not a give me What isn't a joke? Is 1:02:40.960 --> 1:02:43.000 it a joke to you? You can give blood Willy 1:02:43.120 --> 1:02:50.800 Nilly Jenna, not us US AIDS skaks. Yeah, so per 1:02:50.880 --> 1:02:54.480 the Australian government, the Red Cross. Well I'm cross with you, 1:02:54.640 --> 1:02:55.480 Red Cross. 1:02:55.920 --> 1:02:59.280 The fact that fucking me is an honor that I 1:02:59.360 --> 1:03:02.320 so sell them grant anyone, and yet they don't want 1:03:02.320 --> 1:03:05.200 to risk for him. Yep, because I could have it, 1:03:05.840 --> 1:03:07.640 despite the fact that I've got a clean bill of health. 1:03:07.640 --> 1:03:09.240 Every time I get a sexual health check. Have you 1:03:09.280 --> 1:03:09.600 done that? 1:03:10.400 --> 1:03:10.600 Yeah? 1:03:10.640 --> 1:03:11.680 What? Oh? 1:03:11.720 --> 1:03:13.200 It was so fucking awkward last time. 1:03:13.040 --> 1:03:13.440 I did one. 1:03:13.480 --> 1:03:15.280 What were they a fan? 1:03:15.920 --> 1:03:15.960 No? 1:03:16.320 --> 1:03:20.240 Oh my god, no they they were like, here's your 1:03:20.240 --> 1:03:24.000 fucking things, Go do some samples. So I've pissed in 1:03:24.040 --> 1:03:26.840 the cart and then I brought it back to the 1:03:26.840 --> 1:03:29.920 pathologist and she goes, oh, yes, just leave it in 1:03:29.960 --> 1:03:32.120 that pigeon hole stuck outside the door. 1:03:32.160 --> 1:03:32.640 Thank you for. 1:03:32.600 --> 1:03:35.320 Coming the door. And then I'm in the waiting room 1:03:35.320 --> 1:03:37.920 and I'm like, oh, everyone can see them just holding 1:03:37.960 --> 1:03:39.640 my own piss in a bag. And then I had 1:03:39.680 --> 1:03:42.240 to put it in the pigeon hole, which was translucent. 1:03:42.920 --> 1:03:44.919 It wasn't like a white box like a letterbox. Everyone 1:03:44.960 --> 1:03:46.240 could see what I just dropped off. 1:03:46.240 --> 1:03:51.320 I was like, really, pets, oh perspects that's disgusting. 1:03:51.440 --> 1:03:54.240 And I'm like just seeing things from that three year old. 1:03:54.280 --> 1:03:56.920 He's on the ground playing the toys. I'm seeing it 1:03:56.960 --> 1:04:03.400 from his perspective, and he's like, ma'am, what's that? Man's 1:04:03.440 --> 1:04:03.960 just awful. 1:04:05.000 --> 1:04:05.800 That's HIV. 1:04:07.960 --> 1:04:10.360 You know what that is? Mason gonorrhea? 1:04:13.120 --> 1:04:15.080 You know, a nummy and Daddy had that vocal argument 1:04:15.080 --> 1:04:16.960 and we ended up voting no on the piece of 1:04:16.960 --> 1:04:22.320 paper that came in the litter bump. That's why, That's why. 1:04:22.880 --> 1:04:24.800 And then the doctor would come in and go Braxton, 1:04:26.120 --> 1:04:34.440 some stupid modern kid's name, Hrexia Dunlop. 1:04:36.400 --> 1:04:37.920 You know how when you go down to the beach, 1:04:38.240 --> 1:04:41.640 Dunlop and you get scared of crabs. I want you 1:04:41.680 --> 1:04:44.440 to remain that way as an adult, avoid crabs at 1:04:44.480 --> 1:04:46.520 all costs. You'll end up like that man that pissed 1:04:46.520 --> 1:04:46.920 in a jar. 1:04:48.200 --> 1:04:52.280 You know, Jabbari I always tell you to stay away 1:04:52.280 --> 1:04:56.320 from dark holes. The same remains true. And you're a 1:04:56.360 --> 1:05:01.880 dollar now the doctor needs you go Devondale. 1:05:03.600 --> 1:05:07.520 Are assuming that Devondale's mum's home phobia? Yeah, I was 1:05:07.560 --> 1:05:10.600 more just thinking as a child, whether your parents Homophoberg 1:05:10.680 --> 1:05:12.000 or not. It be a bit hard to explain why 1:05:12.000 --> 1:05:12.960 it just pissed in a cup. 1:05:13.280 --> 1:05:15.640 My parents just would always be so shocked that two 1:05:15.680 --> 1:05:16.640 men were kissing on TV. 1:05:17.160 --> 1:05:20.440 I remember actually that happened once. I was in the 1:05:20.480 --> 1:05:23.360 hallway just clean my teeth and Mama Daba watching TV 1:05:23.440 --> 1:05:26.600 and I heard through the loundering wall two men kissing. 1:05:26.680 --> 1:05:30.320 I hate that, Yeah, And I was like, get used 1:05:30.360 --> 1:05:31.080 to it, bitch. 1:05:33.160 --> 1:05:33.440 Yack. 1:05:33.600 --> 1:05:37.240 One day when I bring Glendale home or some modern name. 1:05:37.720 --> 1:05:40.480 Glenn twenty Glenn, Mum and dad. 1:05:40.920 --> 1:05:44.040 One day in the near future, we will re neated 1:05:44.080 --> 1:05:47.440 dollars Firefox, Mozilla. 1:05:49.480 --> 1:05:51.680 This is my fiance Mozilla. 1:05:51.840 --> 1:05:55.400 This is my life partner, Brata, and you better get 1:05:55.520 --> 1:05:55.840 used to it. 1:05:56.080 --> 1:05:57.720 This is Safari. 1:06:00.600 --> 1:06:02.000 Adobe. You don't have to talk to me. 1:06:03.520 --> 1:06:05.800 What's you calling a kid? Adobe? That's actually happened. 1:06:05.800 --> 1:06:07.280 Adobe is not a cute name. 1:06:08.000 --> 1:06:09.480 That's nice, Adobe Coombs. 1:06:10.040 --> 1:06:12.640 Yeah, my family member of mine. You know when you've 1:06:12.640 --> 1:06:14.040 got like the weird step, aren't you, and then they 1:06:14.080 --> 1:06:15.720 have a kid and you just go a family member. 1:06:15.480 --> 1:06:18.439 And disorder cousins for not really Yes, yes, yes. 1:06:18.360 --> 1:06:22.400 They named their child eight. True story gh A. 1:06:22.520 --> 1:06:26.080 T E eight barbrito no no no e g h 1:06:26.160 --> 1:06:29.800 T like the number yeah umber eight. Have you heard 1:06:29.840 --> 1:06:32.200 that dumb dad joke where it's like, oh, this lady 1:06:32.280 --> 1:06:35.320 was in the back of ambulance in labor on the 1:06:35.320 --> 1:06:37.040 way to hospital and she looked out at the petrol 1:06:37.120 --> 1:06:38.680 station and thought, that's a beautiful name. I'm going to 1:06:38.720 --> 1:06:41.600 call my kid that Kossony, But it was Kerosene. It's 1:06:41.640 --> 1:06:44.600 pronounced that's really fair little maybe Kross. 1:06:45.480 --> 1:06:47.800 That's hilarious. Have you guys seen Selling Sunset? 1:06:48.920 --> 1:06:49.120 Wow? 1:06:49.200 --> 1:06:53.600 The Selling Sunset that the it's awesome. The luxe listings 1:06:54.480 --> 1:06:59.800 of LA It's like Deverly Hills, right. The cast is sensational. Anyway, 1:07:00.040 --> 1:07:02.640 of the leads is Chrischelle, and it was Chrischelle and 1:07:03.760 --> 1:07:04.280 in one. 1:07:04.560 --> 1:07:06.400 And the Sunset Market and they go, so, we've got 1:07:06.440 --> 1:07:11.560 the twilight, We've got the dusk over here. Which sunset 1:07:11.680 --> 1:07:15.600 you after? Yeah, dawn, it's more of a sun rise, 1:07:15.640 --> 1:07:16.720 but you know we do variation. 1:07:16.880 --> 1:07:21.200 Yeah, I'm more of a dust gun. Anyway, Chrischelle is 1:07:21.240 --> 1:07:22.520 one of the stars. And she did Got a Q 1:07:22.600 --> 1:07:24.000 and I one day and I watched on YouTube and 1:07:24.040 --> 1:07:27.480 they're like, chrisll Yeah, Chris Chrischelle come from She went 1:07:27.520 --> 1:07:30.560 funny story Actually, so I was actually born in a 1:07:30.960 --> 1:07:33.480 taxi cab and my mom had to pull over. My 1:07:33.560 --> 1:07:35.920 dad was driving pull over. She pulled over at a 1:07:36.080 --> 1:07:40.320 Shell uh and lo and behold the staff member helped 1:07:40.400 --> 1:07:43.000 us and served us and got me out of the womb. 1:07:43.040 --> 1:07:45.480 And their name was Chris. And my mom said, how 1:07:45.520 --> 1:07:49.200 can I honor Chris Chris Shell? And that's where Chrischelle 1:07:49.240 --> 1:07:52.919 came from And that's a true storey Chris Chris Shell. 1:07:53.360 --> 1:07:54.960 I could have just named it Chris. 1:07:55.240 --> 1:07:57.000 Also, imagine if his name was Faras and she was 1:07:57.000 --> 1:08:00.200 at a cow tax how do I honor for rasps oh, 1:08:00.880 --> 1:08:10.800 foul texts or just for as texts? If his name 1:08:10.880 --> 1:08:15.480 was big, big Shell, I think you would have been 1:08:15.560 --> 1:08:16.600 cheering if his name was me. 1:08:21.800 --> 1:08:23.800 Also, you mentioned that she said I was in the 1:08:23.880 --> 1:08:26.120 taxi cab. Why do they say taxi cab? That only 1:08:26.200 --> 1:08:26.679 say both? 1:08:27.000 --> 1:08:27.679 Yeah, very true. 1:08:27.720 --> 1:08:29.880 Where do we broadcast our radio studio room? 1:08:31.479 --> 1:08:32.040 Yeah true. 1:08:33.280 --> 1:08:38.000 Yeah, I'm on my laptop computer, I'm. 1:08:37.920 --> 1:08:46.479 Holding a writing pen. Hey, that's my phone device. Oh 1:08:46.520 --> 1:08:48.400 my god. Actually, wow, that is really well. 1:08:48.400 --> 1:08:50.680 People used to say mobile phone. Oh someone's calling put 1:08:50.720 --> 1:08:51.759 him on? Is it Kathy Freeman? 1:08:51.760 --> 1:08:53.880 Now I actually have to go. My radio show is 1:08:53.880 --> 1:08:54.040 on a. 1:08:54.040 --> 1:08:55.240 Fifteen minutes forget about it. 1:08:55.320 --> 1:09:00.639 I'm thinking of a listening listening radio show broadcast Jenna 1:09:00.760 --> 1:09:03.560 Get Working podcast on the fill In Show Home and 1:09:04.120 --> 1:09:06.479 I will see you guys next week for episode eighty eight, 1:09:06.560 --> 1:09:08.920 The Very Special Ambiguous Gift. 1:09:09.200 --> 1:09:10.920 No, we're not promising anything. 1:09:10.960 --> 1:09:13.000 Oh, no, one will be on the show next week. Yeah, 1:09:13.040 --> 1:09:15.320 don't bother, but I'll be listening and there's a secret 1:09:15.520 --> 1:09:16.360 podcast dropping. 1:09:16.880 --> 1:09:17.920 Yeah, yeah, no, you're right there. 1:09:18.120 --> 1:09:20.680 Yeah, thanks for getting to the end of the show. 1:09:20.680 --> 1:09:23.600 It's great to be back. It feels like we adore you. 1:09:23.720 --> 1:09:26.320 And please, just because we've stopped the reviews for the 1:09:26.400 --> 1:09:28.600 time being, so don't stop leaving us one. Leave us 1:09:28.600 --> 1:09:30.640 a review five stars. It keeps us going, boots us 1:09:30.680 --> 1:09:33.960 in the algorithm and as always'll see you guys next week. 1:09:34.080 --> 1:09:35.960 Yeah, and keep buying mugs. 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