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Speaker 2: Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. It's

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Speaker 2: time for our podcast. Friend, Well, what about that Western

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Speaker 2: Australian counselor. He goes over to South Australia and he

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Speaker 1: And he can't sleep. So what do you do when

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Speaker 1: you can't sleep? You leave your hotel late at night

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Speaker 2: Sometimes don't you just boil up some milk and I

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Speaker 2: that is, hey, can you boil that? He got caught

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Speaker 3: Expense account into the.

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Speaker 1: Boss and he said, look where you've bought this bee?

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Speaker 1: You feel?

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Speaker 3: I didn't know about that.

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Speaker 1: It's Thursday, so double a chattery. The podcast I do

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Speaker 1: with my friend and Ed Gregor drops. We're talking and

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Speaker 1: it is a very sensible woman. She's a forensic psychologist.

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Speaker 1: She has worked in some very heavy male dominated industry.

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Speaker 1: She used to work in a maximum security men's prison

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Speaker 1: when she was in her twenties. So we're discussing the

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Speaker 3: Interesting Also, no, I'm fascinated. I know you are interesting.

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Speaker 2: Also coming up, the darts have decided what we're going

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Speaker 2: to be taken to the Fruit of Planes next year.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if this is a full on winner, but.

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Speaker 1: It's an idea that we're road testing. It was okay

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Speaker 2: It's certainly better than Mules Monday and the pub Test

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Speaker 1: People are bringing them back. What do you think does

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Speaker 3: Enjoy the podcast.

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Speaker 5: Right now?

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Speaker 6: That a miracle of recording.

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Speaker 3: We have so many requests.

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Speaker 7: For them to do it again.

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Speaker 2: Mistress Amanda's Amanda doesn't work alone.

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Speaker 3: Friend making the tools of the train.

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Speaker 2: I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, the

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Speaker 2: legendary poet Jones, Amanda the actress.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations, man, we're there any right now?

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Speaker 3: Josey and Amanda. You're doing a great job.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, but of a tongue twist set and Amanda's.

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Speaker 3: Shoot, Timy, we're on there. Tell the money to you. Amanda,

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Speaker 3: how are you today? I love that shirt? Thank you.

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Speaker 1: It's a very nice. The white lace shirt of lace.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks good, thank you. It's a little bit

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Speaker 1: You know, it's funny that we've been talking about our

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Speaker 1: book celebrating twenty years of jonesy Amanda pump up the

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Speaker 1: you made some reference to there being nudity in it,

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Speaker 3: Medical nudity, the least sexy nudity of all.

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Speaker 2: He was he's from Perth, from Junda Lap in Perth

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Speaker 1: Is it a strip club? Is it a strip I

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Speaker 1: I don't frequent strip club, so I don't know.

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Speaker 1: But then they intercut this with this. You know that's

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Speaker 1: How would people possibly think that was me?

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Speaker 2: So mister Jones has gone into the thing, He's been

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Speaker 2: He's skulled his beer and left.

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Speaker 1: How come, we know this story. What's happened?

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Speaker 2: He's got to put an expense form in when he's

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Speaker 3: All people, did you yeah?

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Speaker 2: I don't know how we ended up there. I think

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Speaker 2: it's extraordinary.

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Speaker 3: No? No, it was all legit. It was all you know.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean you're not a paragon of virtue.

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Speaker 3: I'm not a paragon of virtue. Look at me.

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Speaker 1: The only reason he got in trouble was because he

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Speaker 1: I thought she was my tax accountant.

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Speaker 2: We have an action packed show today. It's Thursday. That

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Speaker 2: means we get to I balloon up, you throw darts

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Speaker 1: Yes, we go to test run one of your ideas

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Speaker 2: Also, Instagram makes his return and we can't do anything

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Speaker 1: This question one Ziggy Stardust was the auto ego of

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Speaker 1: which singer gam Nation No rain, No rain today.

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Speaker 3: Don't let dragon for you with the sound effects whole

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Speaker 3: morning dust? What about the winds yesterday? How did you

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: What about that? They came out of nowhere?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and my wife last time she left the blinds.

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Speaker 2: Then we got these outdoor blinds and the wind got

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Speaker 2: This is the second time now they've come out and

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Speaker 3: No, I said, you guys like you know this is

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Speaker 2: And the guys looking at me like I'm being the smartest,

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Speaker 2: I said, I seriously, mate, you've drawn about five holes

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Speaker 3: Do you have a tape measure?

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Speaker 2: I've got five in my garage and he's gone, you

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Speaker 3: Will he miss into it next door? I wouldn't be

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Speaker 1: You should measure it.

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Speaker 3: Wow, impressive, we're into the magnificence.

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Speaker 2: There are seven questions? Can you go all the way

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Speaker 2: and answer all seven questions correctly? If you do that,

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Speaker 2: a Manda will say.

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Speaker 1: Run out of words, Let's get straight to it.

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Speaker 3: Felix is in Ashville.

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Speaker 7: Hellow Felix, good morning, beautiful people.

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Speaker 3: How are you doing okay? Nash Feld wind Wise, we.

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Speaker 8: Hadn't been of a tafty storm yesterday?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, really did. Besides, were on the news last night.

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Speaker 1: I thought, what city is that?

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Speaker 3: It's still a bunch of houses without power.

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Speaker 1: That's right, and all these suburbs just horrendous. Ziggy starred

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Speaker 1: us was the alter ego of which singer?

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Speaker 9: That would be David Bowie.

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Speaker 2: Indeed, Sheldon, Leonard, Howard, Raj and Penny are all characters

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Speaker 2: from which sitcom?

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Speaker 3: Felix Ah.

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Speaker 10: That that show? It's the I don't watch it, but.

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Speaker 3: You know Gones?

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Speaker 1: You go very well? So which sitcom is Sheldon Leonard, Howard,

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Speaker 1: Raj and Penny in.

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Speaker 10: The Big Bang Here?

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Speaker 1: I never watched a single episode. I like it. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure it's great. I've never seen a single episode of it.

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Speaker 3: Let's play cover me, cover.

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Speaker 1: Gones. This is a cover of which song?

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Speaker 10: Don't you think I'm going to get it along without you?

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Speaker 1: When you're gone?

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Speaker 3: Oh? I like everything that I hadn't kicked me out

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Speaker 3: of my own?

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Speaker 10: No, you have it?

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Speaker 3: We're wrong? God? What have you switched off? Where You've?

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Speaker 6: It has to be red.

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Speaker 2: Which three flavors are used in Neapolitan ice cream?

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Speaker 9: Are you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you you go across you? I thought the

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Speaker 3: Number six, I don't need to clutch your pearls.

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Speaker 3: You're allowed and not for your mental state. I'm just

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Speaker 1: You're allowed to this.

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Speaker 3: We have no judgment.

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Speaker 3: That was Robert Owen. What about Robbie.

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Speaker 3: What did you have to say, Robert? My sister said

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Speaker 3: Can't do it, do a thing, can't do it?

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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, is that all more? Please? Crikey.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations on your win.

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Speaker 12: Thank you, thank you, Thanks Amanda, that is very good,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Nathan, carry out about your business mate Jonesy

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Speaker 2: Coming through the jamanac app the musical facts on this day.

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Speaker 2: In nineteen eighty eight, In Excess released Never Tear Us Apart.

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Speaker 2: This was, of course from their album Kick You know,

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Speaker 2: The dopes at Round Atlantic Records said to the band

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Speaker 3: Hello there it's jonesy Amanda.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely. And the thing we're talking about today is there's

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Speaker 1: This is a podcast that is hosted by two women,

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Speaker 1: Have you listened to how this plays out on her socials.

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Speaker 1: We want to dismantle the whole feminism a mess.

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Speaker 8: You do.

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Speaker 1: We are anti feminist. We've been anti feminist the whole time.

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Speaker 16: You go first, You go first, You hand in your

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Speaker 16: to need feminism. So the first step to dismantling feminism

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Speaker 16: belief system and to cut yourself off from any ability

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Speaker 16: to have any kind of autonomy, and that includes financial autonomy.

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Speaker 1: And I'm going to need you to go first.

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Speaker 16: Because it just just seems incredibly ironic that the women

455
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Speaker 16: who are championing and proliferating the ideals of traadwifery and

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Speaker 16: these conservative values are the first ones to profit from it,

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Speaker 16: which you can only do if you are standing on

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Speaker 16: the shoulders of feminists.

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Speaker 1: So you go first. Oh, bravo, bravo. Anyway, Anita and

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Speaker 1: I discuss all of this at length, and please join

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Speaker 1: us double a Chattery dot com. We'll ever get your podcast, but.

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Speaker 3: Let's get on. I thought the landline phone was dead.

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Speaker 1: By Hello, it's comeback. Well there isn't. It hasn't completely comeback,

464
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Speaker 1: but some people are pushing for it to come back,

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Speaker 1: and not just parents of kids. Some gen zetas are saying,

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Speaker 1: you know what, it's romantic. I like it in Sex

467
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Speaker 1: and the City and I want to feel the landline again.

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Speaker 1: Not to be so connected, but to be more intentional

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Speaker 1: in how you use your phone. But there are some

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Speaker 1: families who are choosing to do this for their kids.

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Speaker 1: And one of the moms is saying, I love it.

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Speaker 1: When the phone rings all the kids run to be

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Speaker 1: thrilled to answer it. It's a telemarketer. That's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Once you have one phone, you got to answer it

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Speaker 1: because we just ring, we just.

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Speaker 3: We just forget recent history.

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Speaker 2: But there was a side table in the in the

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Speaker 2: corridor the phone.

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Speaker 3: And that would ring, Amandra, it's for you. Who is it?

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Speaker 1: And if you wanted a private conversation.

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Speaker 3: Donky Pants wants to talk to Amanda.

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Speaker 1: I'm missus Smith. Can I talk to Jerry had to

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Speaker 1: go through the whole thing as a whole manners to

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Speaker 1: talk to someone's parents. You had it all.

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Speaker 2: And it's like my mate oz Mother. We used to

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Speaker 2: call him oz Beeper and we'd ring up missus oz

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Speaker 2: Mother and we go, hey, missus oz.

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Speaker 3: Beeper, and you swear at her by accident, and.

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Speaker 2: Then we had to soften his name a bit. So

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Speaker 2: that's why he because Osma.

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Speaker 1: What a charming story. In Australia, the most recent data

492
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Speaker 1: shows about a third of the population has a landline.

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Speaker 1: A decade ago it was two thirds. I'm surprised a

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Speaker 1: third still has the landline.

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Speaker 2: Well, we've got a landline, Fame. It's in the garage.

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Speaker 2: It's a cordless one.

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Speaker 1: Do you use it?

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Speaker 3: No, I don't even know the number. I will say this.

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Speaker 3: So I checked it the other day and there's a

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Speaker 3: bunch of.

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Speaker 2: Messages on it that have been left and from Helen's dad,

502
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Speaker 2: from Ron who passed away a few years ago.

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Speaker 1: See, that's it's just nice to hear his voice.

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Speaker 3: A hear his voice. Hay pad, How that's not he says,

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Speaker 3: that's how not me? Yeah, I was very close with him.

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Speaker 3: But and I can't get rid of that.

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Speaker 1: No, of course not. But do you want one in

508
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Speaker 1: your home so your kids disconnect from being online?

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Speaker 3: In the six seven world we live, Maybe it's.

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Speaker 1: A good thing the landline. Does it pass the pub test? Yaham,

511
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Speaker 1: Brendon and Levanda, and you're on the same show.

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Speaker 3: Let's start wearing lipstick.

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Speaker 1: Fantastic.

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Speaker 3: It's a big deal. When you win Dancing with the.

515
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Speaker 1: Stars, Well, you know, Brendan, you didn't you know, but

516
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Speaker 1: you were there when someone else did.

517
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Speaker 3: Well, you didn't win either.

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Speaker 1: No, but I don't pretend I did.

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Speaker 3: I never said I said it's a big deal. You

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Speaker 3: don't have to be mean about it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not being mean. Robert Irwin has won the US

522
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Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars. Here was the moment.

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Speaker 5: My sister said it first, thank you for changing my life.

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Speaker 1: It's a massive, massive deal. A whopping seventy two million

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Speaker 1: votes came in for him.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Or that was that there were that many votes during

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Speaker 1: the final finale.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't necessarily those votes three times the population of

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Speaker 2: our country extraordinary.

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Speaker 1: This is more than double the previous record. That was

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Speaker 1: the interest in this finale. Rob's a great guy, and

533
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Speaker 1: this is what people are saying is so wonderful about

534
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Speaker 1: This was an article on the paper this morning where

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Speaker 1: they're quoting an American executive who was saying that, in

536
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Speaker 1: an extreme it's an extremely positive news story Rob journey

537
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Speaker 1: on Dancing with the Stars because he's such an authentic

538
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Speaker 1: young man and everyone knows the Erwin legacy. But in

539
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Speaker 1: another what this is what the story has said in

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Speaker 1: an otherwise overwhelmingly negative news cycle, audiences desperately twist the

541
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Speaker 1: dar looking for alternatives to the US shutdown, to the

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Speaker 1: stalled girls a ceasefire to Trump's on again, off again

543
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Speaker 1: Tariff's gloomy forecasts. The Irwin franchise sells wonder not warfare.

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Speaker 1: Positivity travels across party lines, across geographical lines. You can't

545
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Speaker 1: fake joy. And he brought so much joy to the

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Speaker 1: dance floor and to people's lives.

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Speaker 3: And he's like that, we've spake lovely fellows.

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Speaker 2: We established on the show today, someone rang up and said,

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Speaker 2: the jim Y Rice sounds like Robert Irwin.

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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, how's it going?

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Speaker 3: Sorry? Is that jem Y Ryle Robert el And I

552
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Speaker 3: can't tell.

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Speaker 1: That's the That's all you ever say, though, if you

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Speaker 1: got anything else? Reich, what a dance? Actually, that's not bad,

555
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Speaker 1: that's not bad.

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Speaker 7: I'm just a dancing monkey to you people, just a monkey.

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Speaker 3: What about your rib? Mate? How's your rib?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: My ribs?

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Speaker 7: Are they really hurt?

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Speaker 1: Jonesy's uncanny, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 2: We don't need to get rob girls, don't worry about

564
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Speaker 2: geting Robert I.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations mate, not you Ryan the real Robert Robert.

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Speaker 1: Sham Notion Podcast. When God I wanted to get on

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 8: I'm crazy now your windows stick.

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Speaker 9: Your head on a yell hell.

570
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Speaker 2: Down to the jonesy demand of arms. To the pub

571
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Speaker 2: test today the phone landline? Does it pass the pub test?

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Speaker 1: It's kind of making a bit of a comeback. Most

573
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Speaker 1: of us don't have land lines anymore, but some families

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Speaker 1: are reinstalling them and they're seeing the joy that kids

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Speaker 1: have running to answer the phone to a tellymarketer late

576
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Speaker 1: at night. But is this one way of getting your

577
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Speaker 1: kids off their phones? Is it bringing back a communal

578
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Speaker 1: nature and a more intentional way to use the phone.

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Speaker 1: If you want to speak to Grandma, let's have a

580
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Speaker 1: proper conversation. How do you feel the landline? Does it

581
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Speaker 1: passed the pub test?

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm only twenty four, so I've never had a

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Speaker 5: lamp home, but I think it's something that my grandparents had.

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Speaker 6: No, I don't think they passed the pub chat.

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Speaker 9: I'm so tight.

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Speaker 1: There's no way in.

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Speaker 8: The world if I am going to pay for a.

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Speaker 5: Phone line as well as a mobile, Why would you

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Speaker 5: a landline when you've always got your mobile either on

590
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Speaker 5: a charge or in your pocket all day every day.

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Speaker 6: It's just ridiculous.

592
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Speaker 8: Were not like am I seeing? Having one's pretty cool?

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Speaker 8: But I do have two quick couple of questions. Will

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Speaker 8: our landline be able to eavesdrop on us? But it

595
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Speaker 8: might be a matter of we need them back. How

596
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Speaker 8: else are we going to escape the matrix?

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Speaker 2: Indeed, too many thanks could drop unless someone left their

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Speaker 2: phone off the hook.

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Speaker 3: Did you ever have that?

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Speaker 2: Someone a ring and they'd leave their phone off the

601
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Speaker 2: hook by accident, wouldn't go into the cradle probably, and

602
00:27:00,764 --> 00:27:03,364
Speaker 2: you could hear everything that was going on in their house.

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Speaker 3: A did you ever have that?

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Speaker 1: We talk about eavesdropping, or you pick up the extension,

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Speaker 1: well and you have a very loud conversation in front

606
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Speaker 1: of your whole household. That's what your eaves dropping was.

607
00:27:13,564 --> 00:27:15,164
Speaker 1: You don't need you can say, oh the thing you're

608
00:27:15,164 --> 00:27:17,404
Speaker 1: buying a pair of shoes. We can do it manually.

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00:27:17,444 --> 00:27:19,604
Speaker 1: Now do you understand what I'm saying?

610
00:27:19,604 --> 00:27:21,884
Speaker 3: I know exactly what I know exactly what you say?

611
00:27:21,924 --> 00:27:22,164
Speaker 1: Thank you?

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00:27:22,524 --> 00:27:22,764
Speaker 3: Yeah?

613
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Speaker 1: Can you tell me?

614
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Speaker 2: Coming up in twenty twenty six, we move from this

615
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Speaker 2: breakfast space to the fruited plains of drivetime radio, green Grass, clear.

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Speaker 1: Sky, cheese plates. If you want cheese, I think it's

617
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Speaker 1: after and we need a cheese plate.

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Speaker 3: It's all there.

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Speaker 1: We're going to take your idea, Well, we took your

620
00:27:43,044 --> 00:27:44,964
Speaker 1: ideas yesterday, and what you'd like to hear, we will

621
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Speaker 1: decide which one. By way of dart.

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Speaker 3: That's coming, we'll be talking.

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Speaker 2: But also to celebrate our book launch, Pump Up the Jam.

624
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Speaker 2: People are getting misty eyed about the recognition elections of

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Speaker 2: the Jonesy demand of breakfast radio show, and one of

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Speaker 2: those is coming up next on Gold Jams. In twenty

627
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Speaker 2: twenty six, we go to the fruited plains of drive

628
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Speaker 2: time radio for Jam Nation nationally around the country.

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Speaker 1: And we're launching our book, which is Pump Up the Jam,

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Speaker 1: a book of celebrating our twenty years so far. Who

631
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Speaker 1: knows how many more years they'll be, but twenty years

632
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Speaker 1: on the Breakfast Show, which we think is a pretty

633
00:28:18,644 --> 00:28:20,604
Speaker 1: big deal. If you'd like to join us at this

634
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Speaker 1: book launch, he's going to be furnacing the fundamentals, performing

635
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Speaker 1: our favorite band in the universe. We're going to be

636
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Speaker 1: the rooftop bar of Jackson on George. It's going to

637
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Speaker 1: be a great, great night, what a hoot.

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00:28:29,604 --> 00:28:33,244
Speaker 3: And people have recollections. What have we got today, Well, let's.

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Speaker 1: Have a look. This is one I don't know if

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Speaker 1: I remember this. I can't even find it here.

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Speaker 3: Great, have you sat out the ABC?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 3: I don't. I've been working on other things.

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00:28:45,964 --> 00:28:47,444
Speaker 1: Okay, well this is time.

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Speaker 3: Just in it about unrelated stuff.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, there was one here about the time I

647
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Speaker 1: dyed your hair with Natella. I don't even remember that,

648
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Speaker 1: do you?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 3: I don't remember it. I don't remember.

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Speaker 1: We've asked our team to find it, and yes, apparently

652
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Speaker 1: I did in twenty eighteen, I dyed your hair with Natella. Listen,

653
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Speaker 1: I'm going to dye you're hair with the tailer. A

654
00:29:12,564 --> 00:29:15,764
Speaker 1: hairdresser in Dubai has been experimenting with an ataella and

655
00:29:15,804 --> 00:29:19,444
Speaker 1: condensed milk and it gives you a beautiful brunette shine.

656
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Speaker 1: So I've mixed it together here. I've got the foils.

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00:29:22,044 --> 00:29:24,204
Speaker 1: I'm going to be a hairdresser. Got any plants for

658
00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:25,084
Speaker 1: your holidays?

659
00:29:26,604 --> 00:29:26,724
Speaker 7: Oh?

660
00:29:26,764 --> 00:29:29,444
Speaker 1: Who did your head last time? It's dreadful. I'm going

661
00:29:29,524 --> 00:29:31,684
Speaker 1: to go on me break a little bit around the

662
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Speaker 1: back because I want to even it up here a

663
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Speaker 1: little bit here? Does it feel nice?

664
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Speaker 2: I've got a big TV show coming up this week,

665
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Speaker 2: so yeah, it'll be the.

666
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Speaker 1: Course of course, and we'll just cover up this ball

667
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Speaker 1: patch here. I won't put it on that because it

668
00:29:44,724 --> 00:29:46,764
Speaker 1: just I just need to find some hair for this,

669
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Speaker 1: for the dying, and I'll do one more and this

670
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Speaker 1: would be like Shane WARN's highlights. But brunette, is it permanent?

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00:29:56,924 --> 00:29:57,764
Speaker 3: It's a dye?

672
00:29:58,484 --> 00:30:03,204
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what's in the word dye that you haven't understood? Okay,

673
00:30:03,204 --> 00:30:06,804
Speaker 1: I's going to put this one in. So just some

674
00:30:06,924 --> 00:30:10,884
Speaker 1: highlights around the top, not like a golden ruff. Look

675
00:30:10,924 --> 00:30:15,124
Speaker 1: a bit like that golden ruff. Okay, lean back, it's

676
00:30:15,164 --> 00:30:17,284
Speaker 1: time to rent it out and let's see what we're get.

677
00:30:17,324 --> 00:30:17,764
Speaker 4: Your hair.

678
00:30:20,324 --> 00:30:22,564
Speaker 1: And you made a word of it warms crazy. That

679
00:30:24,124 --> 00:30:25,324
Speaker 1: dropt some champoo on?

680
00:30:29,324 --> 00:30:31,484
Speaker 9: Can you make it a bit of water in my eyes?

681
00:30:32,444 --> 00:30:45,044
Speaker 2: You hear shampoo before subways ways, that's got the right lexilo.

682
00:30:44,164 --> 00:30:46,204
Speaker 13: That through your hair a bit of extra gel.

683
00:30:47,044 --> 00:30:51,804
Speaker 1: It looks incredible, that's true. That was from Julia Ruffeo.

684
00:30:51,924 --> 00:30:54,684
Speaker 1: Isn't amazing? I have no recollection of that?

685
00:30:55,364 --> 00:30:55,964
Speaker 3: Is that weird?

686
00:30:56,044 --> 00:30:58,124
Speaker 1: It's like this is like going into a time machine

687
00:30:58,164 --> 00:31:01,444
Speaker 1: with the two of us and you've come out half fly.

688
00:31:03,284 --> 00:31:05,084
Speaker 3: I don't remember how it went. I didn't get the

689
00:31:05,084 --> 00:31:06,124
Speaker 3: TV giegs.

690
00:31:05,964 --> 00:31:07,844
Speaker 1: No, and it didn't make your hair any darker.

691
00:31:08,324 --> 00:31:10,964
Speaker 2: Thanks you booked your Australia's Home of Books and Gives

692
00:31:10,964 --> 00:31:11,564
Speaker 2: this Christmas.

693
00:31:11,604 --> 00:31:13,564
Speaker 3: We've got some more coming up. If you'd like to

694
00:31:13,644 --> 00:31:15,164
Speaker 3: check out us on our.

695
00:31:15,084 --> 00:31:18,244
Speaker 2: Socials you can put in your own recollections of our show.

696
00:31:18,324 --> 00:31:19,684
Speaker 1: We'd love to see you there. We're going to be

697
00:31:19,724 --> 00:31:22,204
Speaker 1: sueing Julia Ruffeo on the night.

698
00:31:22,404 --> 00:31:26,084
Speaker 2: Coming up, we've got to Helen's Remiss News, then the Darts.

699
00:31:26,164 --> 00:31:28,524
Speaker 2: We've been getting your ideas to take to the show

700
00:31:28,604 --> 00:31:31,244
Speaker 2: for next year, so I we'll have to balloon up

701
00:31:31,524 --> 00:31:33,564
Speaker 2: and then what idea will be going to the fruited

702
00:31:33,604 --> 00:31:36,924
Speaker 2: Plants find out after seven thirty on God Jonesy and

703
00:31:36,964 --> 00:31:46,804
Speaker 2: Amanda podcast. I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

704
00:31:46,884 --> 00:31:50,204
Speaker 2: I'm I'm looking forward to switch him at Christmas lights.

705
00:31:50,204 --> 00:31:52,204
Speaker 2: I'm what I've noticed more and more people have got

706
00:31:52,284 --> 00:31:56,044
Speaker 2: Christmas lights everywhere was They're more robust these days and

707
00:31:56,244 --> 00:31:58,964
Speaker 2: you can leave them up forever. My Christmas lights have

708
00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:01,964
Speaker 2: been up for seven years now and all I do

709
00:32:02,324 --> 00:32:02,924
Speaker 2: is switch.

710
00:32:02,764 --> 00:32:05,204
Speaker 1: Them on, looking weird.

711
00:32:05,204 --> 00:32:07,644
Speaker 3: When you do notice it, you don't even notice it.

712
00:32:07,724 --> 00:32:09,524
Speaker 2: Although mate did say to me the other day, goes

713
00:32:09,524 --> 00:32:11,044
Speaker 2: way you got your Christmas lights up already.

714
00:32:11,084 --> 00:32:13,644
Speaker 3: Good on you? It is August, good on you.

715
00:32:13,724 --> 00:32:15,764
Speaker 1: Well this is I mean, these are the markers of Christmas.

716
00:32:15,804 --> 00:32:18,444
Speaker 1: We're starting to get excited about this stuff. And look

717
00:32:18,484 --> 00:32:20,004
Speaker 1: what has been brought in. This is the stuff you

718
00:32:20,004 --> 00:32:21,644
Speaker 1: can get in the shops. Now we've got some fruit,

719
00:32:21,724 --> 00:32:24,644
Speaker 1: mince pies, We've got Christmas.

720
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:26,764
Speaker 3: Efforts to people eat fruitmant spice. They look good.

721
00:32:26,844 --> 00:32:28,644
Speaker 1: Well, if people didn't eat them, they wouldn't make them.

722
00:32:28,884 --> 00:32:30,404
Speaker 1: No one's going to make something he doesn't get eaten.

723
00:32:30,564 --> 00:32:33,324
Speaker 1: Do you eat candy canes? Is anyone Ryan? Do you

724
00:32:33,324 --> 00:32:34,204
Speaker 1: eat candy can.

725
00:32:34,524 --> 00:32:35,204
Speaker 9: Do you eat.

726
00:32:37,484 --> 00:32:37,964
Speaker 1: Mothball?

727
00:32:38,084 --> 00:32:41,964
Speaker 3: He lives in a sharehouse. He'll it tiles to me anyway.

728
00:32:42,004 --> 00:32:44,684
Speaker 1: Thank you to Woolworths who brought in Christmas early to

729
00:32:44,724 --> 00:32:47,524
Speaker 1: the studio this morning. This is their thing, feeding the

730
00:32:47,564 --> 00:32:50,164
Speaker 1: crew with the latest from the Christmas dessert range available now,

731
00:32:50,204 --> 00:32:53,964
Speaker 1: will stocks. Let's crack one, Let's crack one open. Let's

732
00:32:54,004 --> 00:32:54,804
Speaker 1: not fight. Brendan.

733
00:32:55,844 --> 00:32:58,204
Speaker 2: Are you one of those widows to put your finger inside?

734
00:32:59,204 --> 00:33:00,684
Speaker 3: No? No, because you've got to grab it like a.

735
00:33:02,364 --> 00:33:04,804
Speaker 1: See I want. I love the smell of gunpowder in

736
00:33:04,844 --> 00:33:05,204
Speaker 1: the morning.

737
00:33:05,524 --> 00:33:09,124
Speaker 3: Okay, what did I get I hope it's a joe.

738
00:33:09,524 --> 00:33:13,084
Speaker 1: Oh, so, do I be a mystery calculator? Why did

739
00:33:13,124 --> 00:33:18,964
Speaker 1: the golfer wear two pairs of pants because he look,

740
00:33:19,044 --> 00:33:22,044
Speaker 1: I've got a mystery calculator. I don't even know how

741
00:33:22,044 --> 00:33:22,804
Speaker 1: that works.

742
00:33:22,884 --> 00:33:23,164
Speaker 3: Jokes.

743
00:33:25,164 --> 00:33:27,044
Speaker 1: I'm writing my own shop.

744
00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:31,124
Speaker 3: In store or online. This festive season will work the

745
00:33:31,284 --> 00:33:32,684
Speaker 3: fresh Thank you for that.

746
00:33:33,324 --> 00:33:35,324
Speaker 1: Thank you for let me just smell a.

747
00:33:35,324 --> 00:33:37,044
Speaker 3: Little bit more much to say that is not the

748
00:33:37,084 --> 00:33:37,644
Speaker 3: actual joke.

749
00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:38,764
Speaker 1: Oh you know the joke?

750
00:33:38,844 --> 00:33:39,204
Speaker 3: What is it?

751
00:33:39,284 --> 00:33:41,924
Speaker 1: In case he got a hole in one, of course.

752
00:33:41,804 --> 00:33:44,564
Speaker 3: Thank you, it wasn't because he had an accident.

753
00:33:44,604 --> 00:33:48,604
Speaker 2: In case one of Tiger Wood's girlfriends arrived, it's twenty

754
00:33:48,604 --> 00:33:51,764
Speaker 2: one to eight coming up. We're going to put putting

755
00:33:51,804 --> 00:33:54,364
Speaker 2: our ideas, the ideas the darts.

756
00:33:54,444 --> 00:33:57,044
Speaker 1: We took your ideas yesterday, we put them onto darts.

757
00:33:57,084 --> 00:33:58,604
Speaker 1: You're going to wear a coat. I'm going to throw

758
00:33:58,604 --> 00:33:59,244
Speaker 1: a dart at you.

759
00:34:00,524 --> 00:34:01,644
Speaker 3: Every on the same part.

760
00:34:01,644 --> 00:34:04,124
Speaker 1: One of them will become the tribal drum Gama.

761
00:34:04,524 --> 00:34:07,284
Speaker 2: Shout out to the sees, guys and girls going around

762
00:34:07,484 --> 00:34:09,403
Speaker 2: with the chainsaws and doing what.

763
00:34:09,444 --> 00:34:11,884
Speaker 1: A mess that storm yesterday and in the midst of

764
00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:14,964
Speaker 1: that there were bushfires. Welcome to an Australian. Some just

765
00:34:15,004 --> 00:34:16,803
Speaker 1: see that big gum tree that came to you, yeah,

766
00:34:16,924 --> 00:34:18,084
Speaker 1: or the roots and all.

767
00:34:17,844 --> 00:34:19,324
Speaker 3: The roots and all, and then it was on a

768
00:34:19,404 --> 00:34:20,964
Speaker 3: house in gum trees.

769
00:34:21,044 --> 00:34:23,764
Speaker 2: I don't know, like they give me a home, not

770
00:34:23,884 --> 00:34:24,964
Speaker 2: amongst the gum trees.

771
00:34:25,004 --> 00:34:26,644
Speaker 3: Baby, put them out in their own little space.

772
00:34:27,044 --> 00:34:29,084
Speaker 1: Okay, don't you think a bit late for that?

773
00:34:30,044 --> 00:34:30,123
Speaker 4: Oh?

774
00:34:30,244 --> 00:34:32,404
Speaker 2: Okay, just feel worthy of me. I'm just saying that.

775
00:34:32,484 --> 00:34:33,844
Speaker 2: You know you don't want to put it next to

776
00:34:33,884 --> 00:34:37,123
Speaker 2: a build up structure. Too late for that now, but

777
00:34:37,204 --> 00:34:40,364
Speaker 2: in the future, Okay, do you know what I mean?

778
00:34:40,964 --> 00:34:43,524
Speaker 1: Sure, Brendan, if you want take on the gum tree people,

779
00:34:43,804 --> 00:34:45,764
Speaker 1: you're a brave man. We have to rewrite all our

780
00:34:45,804 --> 00:34:46,564
Speaker 1: country songs.

781
00:34:48,123 --> 00:34:50,084
Speaker 3: Yesterday was Ideas Day.

782
00:34:50,284 --> 00:34:52,804
Speaker 1: Every Wednesday, we've been taking your ideas on what idea,

783
00:34:53,004 --> 00:34:55,643
Speaker 1: what you would like to hear in our drive show.

784
00:34:55,644 --> 00:34:57,123
Speaker 1: We're going to be on air from three to six

785
00:34:57,204 --> 00:35:00,804
Speaker 1: pm starting in January next year. What ideas would you like?

786
00:35:00,884 --> 00:35:03,283
Speaker 1: And then we've been road testing them. So far most

787
00:35:03,284 --> 00:35:05,524
Speaker 1: of them have got a big nap from my charming

788
00:35:05,564 --> 00:35:06,764
Speaker 1: friend Jonesy.

789
00:35:06,684 --> 00:35:09,444
Speaker 3: You know, because the ideas just haven't being great.

790
00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:11,044
Speaker 1: They have lived up to your incredible.

791
00:35:11,164 --> 00:35:13,964
Speaker 2: I'm a pragmatist and I know what works and what doesn't,

792
00:35:14,084 --> 00:35:15,524
Speaker 2: and I just feel.

793
00:35:15,284 --> 00:35:17,764
Speaker 1: That so and yet you're the guy who liked the

794
00:35:17,764 --> 00:35:18,924
Speaker 1: motorcycle segment.

795
00:35:19,123 --> 00:35:22,803
Speaker 2: I like motorcycle segment. The name was not sexy enough.

796
00:35:22,884 --> 00:35:25,123
Speaker 2: It was a showish sled or still got the.

797
00:35:25,084 --> 00:35:29,123
Speaker 1: Same call for I've got it fifty two that came over.

798
00:35:29,764 --> 00:35:30,604
Speaker 1: That's what we would have.

799
00:35:30,564 --> 00:35:34,924
Speaker 3: Got anyway yesterday. These were the ideas.

800
00:35:34,604 --> 00:35:39,643
Speaker 17: Jones's big twelve inch. There is something about twelve inch

801
00:35:39,764 --> 00:35:42,844
Speaker 17: records that just sounds so fantastic.

802
00:35:42,964 --> 00:35:43,803
Speaker 10: I got your call.

803
00:35:44,123 --> 00:35:45,123
Speaker 9: Try and suck them in.

804
00:35:45,404 --> 00:35:48,884
Speaker 13: Tales are the mother in law wind wacky laws from

805
00:35:48,884 --> 00:35:49,804
Speaker 13: around the world.

806
00:35:50,204 --> 00:35:53,283
Speaker 5: It's going to be called apology excepted what they do,

807
00:35:53,724 --> 00:35:56,284
Speaker 5: and you to apologize on their behalf.

808
00:35:57,164 --> 00:35:59,444
Speaker 2: So all of those ideas have been given numbers. Those

809
00:35:59,524 --> 00:36:02,884
Speaker 2: numbers have been transcribed onto balloons. The balloons have been

810
00:36:02,924 --> 00:36:03,924
Speaker 2: put onto a jacket.

811
00:36:03,924 --> 00:36:06,323
Speaker 1: I'm going to be blindfolded. I can't remember.

812
00:36:06,444 --> 00:36:07,364
Speaker 3: Why you're blind filed.

813
00:36:07,444 --> 00:36:11,244
Speaker 1: I'm going to throw a at the balloons, and whichever

814
00:36:11,284 --> 00:36:15,404
Speaker 1: one is popped first becomes our tribal drum. Yeah nation.

815
00:36:15,724 --> 00:36:17,803
Speaker 3: Next year we go to the fruit of Planes of drive,

816
00:36:17,884 --> 00:36:20,524
Speaker 3: Time Radio. But what idea is what we'd be taking

817
00:36:20,564 --> 00:36:22,044
Speaker 3: with us to Drive Time.

818
00:36:21,924 --> 00:36:24,364
Speaker 1: Radio every Wednesday. We've been asking you what you're are

819
00:36:24,404 --> 00:36:26,284
Speaker 1: Also on Instagram Live by the way, if you'd like

820
00:36:26,364 --> 00:36:28,924
Speaker 1: to join us, we've been asking you what your ideas are.

821
00:36:29,204 --> 00:36:32,564
Speaker 1: The ideas have been written down with a corresponding number.

822
00:36:32,604 --> 00:36:35,643
Speaker 1: We don't know what number corresponds to what they've been

823
00:36:35,684 --> 00:36:39,724
Speaker 1: put onto balloons that Brendan Jones is now wearing. And

824
00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:41,803
Speaker 1: he's now standing in front of me wearing a coat

825
00:36:41,844 --> 00:36:45,203
Speaker 1: of balloons. I'm going to put a blindfold on and

826
00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:46,524
Speaker 1: I'm going to throw darts.

827
00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:49,004
Speaker 2: On our list, we have Jones's big twelve inch this

828
00:36:49,044 --> 00:36:50,124
Speaker 2: is twelve inch songs.

829
00:36:50,284 --> 00:36:51,884
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know how that would work. We'll just

830
00:36:51,924 --> 00:36:52,764
Speaker 1: play long songs.

831
00:36:52,804 --> 00:36:54,683
Speaker 2: Well, you can have like the other twelve inch version

832
00:36:54,684 --> 00:36:57,763
Speaker 2: of Tubdumping by Chumberwemba Tales of the Mother in Law,

833
00:36:58,084 --> 00:37:02,404
Speaker 2: Got your course? Apology accepted? Where did you hear that from?

834
00:37:02,764 --> 00:37:05,404
Speaker 2: You don't listen to the thing I say? And weed

835
00:37:05,484 --> 00:37:07,804
Speaker 2: and wacky laws from around the world, all right, And

836
00:37:08,284 --> 00:37:12,004
Speaker 2: not to mention that my idea of LSD love song

837
00:37:12,044 --> 00:37:13,244
Speaker 2: desecrations LSD.

838
00:37:13,484 --> 00:37:15,644
Speaker 1: Let's do it, and especially when I'm.

839
00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:18,364
Speaker 3: Throwing and just in fairness, Idea said.

840
00:37:18,844 --> 00:37:21,364
Speaker 1: Hour pun hours on there too. Okay, all right, now

841
00:37:21,404 --> 00:37:24,484
Speaker 1: I've put my blindfold on. I can't remember why I'm

842
00:37:24,484 --> 00:37:26,924
Speaker 1: blindfolded because this makes no difference because you've got a

843
00:37:26,964 --> 00:37:28,484
Speaker 1: balloon with numbers, wouldn't it be best?

844
00:37:28,524 --> 00:37:28,683
Speaker 7: No?

845
00:37:28,724 --> 00:37:31,644
Speaker 1: I just like the challenge of it. All right now, Brendan,

846
00:37:32,004 --> 00:37:34,484
Speaker 1: everyone out of the way except for you, Brendan.

847
00:37:34,404 --> 00:37:35,044
Speaker 3: I'm right here.

848
00:37:35,524 --> 00:37:37,283
Speaker 7: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait all right, Jane,

849
00:37:37,284 --> 00:37:38,084
Speaker 7: you put your visor down?

850
00:37:39,244 --> 00:37:41,924
Speaker 1: All right? Am I in the vicinity if I start throwing?

851
00:37:41,924 --> 00:37:45,004
Speaker 7: Here Ryan, Yep, you're good. Here we go, Here we are.

852
00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:48,203
Speaker 1: Okay, that's had a soft landing with that guy.

853
00:37:48,284 --> 00:37:50,204
Speaker 7: That was all my that's towards that camera you like smate.

854
00:37:50,204 --> 00:37:51,484
Speaker 1: Okay, ready about here.

855
00:37:51,364 --> 00:37:51,724
Speaker 3: Here we go.

856
00:37:51,964 --> 00:37:59,844
Speaker 12: Ye, that's kind of bounced off. Ready again, Hey that

857
00:37:59,924 --> 00:38:03,164
Speaker 12: was clean? Where did I hit him? Was that a testicle?

858
00:38:03,684 --> 00:38:05,163
Speaker 7: And that was done? A falling chat? Where that is

859
00:38:05,364 --> 00:38:07,844
Speaker 7: tales of the mother in law.

860
00:38:07,404 --> 00:38:10,244
Speaker 1: Of the mother in law? What if you got? Okay,

861
00:38:11,284 --> 00:38:13,844
Speaker 1: business is open. Tails are the mother and all? Give

862
00:38:13,924 --> 00:38:17,683
Speaker 1: us a call. Thirteen fifty five twenty two.

863
00:38:18,084 --> 00:38:20,364
Speaker 3: You look like you should be up at nimb and

864
00:38:20,404 --> 00:38:21,804
Speaker 3: doing some sort of art exhibition.

865
00:38:22,044 --> 00:38:23,884
Speaker 1: Brendan, I'm going to throw another data at you. How

866
00:38:23,844 --> 00:38:27,123
Speaker 1: are you ready? I don't need to know.

867
00:38:27,404 --> 00:38:29,683
Speaker 3: Insta grand is here. If you would like to play,

868
00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:30,444
Speaker 3: why not call us?

869
00:38:30,644 --> 00:38:37,084
Speaker 2: Thirteen fifty should podcast.

870
00:38:38,564 --> 00:38:38,924
Speaker 18: Right now?

871
00:38:39,644 --> 00:38:40,484
Speaker 7: What's a free money?

872
00:38:40,564 --> 00:38:47,004
Speaker 14: Instances and Amanda's screet fulls eye.

873
00:38:47,084 --> 00:38:49,444
Speaker 2: Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass

874
00:38:49,484 --> 00:38:50,884
Speaker 2: if you don't know an answer. We'll come back to

875
00:38:50,924 --> 00:38:52,724
Speaker 2: that question of time for MS. You get all the

876
00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:54,404
Speaker 2: questions right, you win one thousand dollars.

877
00:38:54,404 --> 00:38:56,444
Speaker 1: You can go home with one thousand dollars. How great

878
00:38:56,484 --> 00:38:58,924
Speaker 1: is that? Or you can play for two thousand dollars,

879
00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:01,804
Speaker 1: but it is double or nothing by answering a bonus question.

880
00:39:02,244 --> 00:39:03,484
Speaker 3: Claire is in Lane co.

881
00:39:03,804 --> 00:39:08,844
Speaker 1: Hello Claire, Hello morning, good morning. We've got ten questions

882
00:39:08,964 --> 00:39:11,364
Speaker 1: sixty seconds. As Jonesie said, if you're not sure, say passed.

883
00:39:11,364 --> 00:39:12,524
Speaker 1: We might have time to come back.

884
00:39:12,564 --> 00:39:15,284
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, ready Claire.

885
00:39:14,964 --> 00:39:15,683
Speaker 1: Claire, here we go.

886
00:39:15,724 --> 00:39:16,964
Speaker 3: He can business like Claire.

887
00:39:17,044 --> 00:39:19,924
Speaker 1: Here, you focus because here it comes. Question number one

888
00:39:20,284 --> 00:39:24,044
Speaker 1: h two O is the symbol for what water? Question two?

889
00:39:24,123 --> 00:39:26,444
Speaker 1: What mystical creature is tinker Bell?

890
00:39:27,924 --> 00:39:28,324
Speaker 6: A fairy?

891
00:39:28,564 --> 00:39:32,484
Speaker 1: Question three? What type of animal? Is a travali fish.

892
00:39:32,564 --> 00:39:37,404
Speaker 1: Question four What spice was mel b in the spice girls?

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00:39:37,404 --> 00:39:37,564
Speaker 4: Oh?

894
00:39:38,044 --> 00:39:38,404
Speaker 6: Past?

895
00:39:38,724 --> 00:39:41,364
Speaker 1: Question five twenty twenty is a form of which sport

896
00:39:43,044 --> 00:39:46,364
Speaker 1: um repeat twenty twenty is a form of which sports

897
00:39:46,564 --> 00:39:51,203
Speaker 1: cricket question six? Who is Australia's first Prime Minister? Um?

898
00:39:52,204 --> 00:39:52,884
Speaker 17: Or past?

899
00:39:53,084 --> 00:39:58,004
Speaker 1: Question seven? Flinders Street Station is located in which Australian city?

900
00:39:58,644 --> 00:40:02,044
Speaker 1: Melvin Question eight the year nineteen eighty nine belongs to

901
00:40:02,084 --> 00:40:08,764
Speaker 1: which century? M pass question nine in ten pin bo

902
00:40:09,204 --> 00:40:10,964
Speaker 1: three strikes in a row is called what.

903
00:40:13,604 --> 00:40:14,203
Speaker 4: Thankschrikes?

904
00:40:15,924 --> 00:40:18,723
Speaker 1: P question tend and Roman mythology what creatures half goat

905
00:40:18,724 --> 00:40:19,163
Speaker 1: half human?

906
00:40:21,404 --> 00:40:28,564
Speaker 15: Oh damn, that's a faun is a hard Let's go back,

907
00:40:28,604 --> 00:40:29,764
Speaker 15: I reckon, you'd know that if you had a bit

908
00:40:29,804 --> 00:40:33,004
Speaker 15: of time Melby which spy school was she?

909
00:40:33,004 --> 00:40:34,123
Speaker 6: She's scary?

910
00:40:34,524 --> 00:40:37,123
Speaker 1: Scary. Australia's first Prime Minister.

911
00:40:39,364 --> 00:40:40,284
Speaker 3: Ed Edmund Barton.

912
00:40:40,364 --> 00:40:43,564
Speaker 1: That's Edmund Barton. Now this one would have tricked me up.

913
00:40:43,684 --> 00:40:48,604
Speaker 1: Nineteen eighty nine belongs to which century?

914
00:40:48,884 --> 00:40:49,924
Speaker 3: The twentyth century?

915
00:40:50,004 --> 00:40:52,884
Speaker 1: And ten bowling three strikes in a row is called a.

916
00:40:54,484 --> 00:40:58,284
Speaker 2: I wouldn't don't Donald Trump just pardoned a bunch of

917
00:40:58,324 --> 00:41:01,764
Speaker 2: them criminals Turkey.

918
00:41:01,524 --> 00:41:05,484
Speaker 15: It's a turkey turkey.

919
00:41:05,644 --> 00:41:06,924
Speaker 1: Thank you for playing Claire.

920
00:41:08,004 --> 00:41:09,484
Speaker 15: Thank you well.

921
00:41:09,524 --> 00:41:11,163
Speaker 1: Have you all put your thinking kettles on and come

922
00:41:11,244 --> 00:41:13,203
Speaker 1: up with your tails of the mother in law, because

923
00:41:13,244 --> 00:41:14,724
Speaker 1: that's what the tribal drum is beating for.

924
00:41:14,964 --> 00:41:21,284
Speaker 2: Next Wednesday is ideas day. Thursday is selection day. How

925
00:41:21,364 --> 00:41:23,763
Speaker 2: we get to this process very simple, really. You bring

926
00:41:23,884 --> 00:41:26,084
Speaker 2: up on Wednesday with your ideas as to what we're

927
00:41:26,123 --> 00:41:29,323
Speaker 2: taking to the fruit of Plains of Drivetime Radio next year.

928
00:41:29,684 --> 00:41:32,644
Speaker 2: Then those ideas are each given a number. Those numbers

929
00:41:32,684 --> 00:41:34,843
Speaker 2: are put onto balloons. Those balloons put onto a coat.

930
00:41:35,244 --> 00:41:37,404
Speaker 2: The code is put onto me. Then you throw darts

931
00:41:37,404 --> 00:41:38,884
Speaker 2: at me, and then we select.

932
00:41:39,044 --> 00:41:41,084
Speaker 1: It's the simplest way we could think of doing that.

933
00:41:41,084 --> 00:41:42,324
Speaker 3: There's no other way, really.

934
00:41:42,364 --> 00:41:44,404
Speaker 1: And what did we select today today?

935
00:41:44,044 --> 00:41:44,924
Speaker 7: Again?

936
00:41:45,484 --> 00:41:46,244
Speaker 3: Hey?

937
00:41:46,884 --> 00:41:47,764
Speaker 1: Was that a testicle?

938
00:41:48,284 --> 00:41:50,524
Speaker 7: And that was a falling chair? That is tales of

939
00:41:50,564 --> 00:41:52,244
Speaker 7: the mother in law, of the.

940
00:41:52,404 --> 00:41:54,884
Speaker 1: Mother in law? What have you got? It was Paige

941
00:41:54,884 --> 00:41:56,924
Speaker 1: who came up with this idea yesterday, Tales of the

942
00:41:56,924 --> 00:41:58,404
Speaker 1: mother in law. She said, when she was just in

943
00:41:58,444 --> 00:42:01,643
Speaker 1: her thirties, her mother in law had air brushed out

944
00:42:01,764 --> 00:42:04,803
Speaker 1: her wrinkles, left her own in air brushed out hers

945
00:42:04,804 --> 00:42:05,484
Speaker 1: and she was only in the.

946
00:42:05,524 --> 00:42:09,044
Speaker 3: Thirties thanks to Paige Tails the Mother in Law. So

947
00:42:09,164 --> 00:42:09,924
Speaker 3: that's what we're looking at.

948
00:42:10,004 --> 00:42:12,324
Speaker 1: That's what we've got today. Give us a call thirteen

949
00:42:12,364 --> 00:42:13,884
Speaker 1: fifty five twenty two if.

950
00:42:13,804 --> 00:42:14,643
Speaker 3: You are a man of the match.

951
00:42:14,644 --> 00:42:16,844
Speaker 2: How cool is this two hundred and fifty dollars to

952
00:42:16,844 --> 00:42:20,724
Speaker 2: spend at Appliances Online shop the Appliances Online Black Friday

953
00:42:20,804 --> 00:42:23,684
Speaker 2: Sale by the way, with incredible offers across a huge

954
00:42:23,764 --> 00:42:26,564
Speaker 2: range of big brands. Tales of the Mother in Law.

955
00:42:26,724 --> 00:42:29,123
Speaker 2: Your calls are coming up next on Goal Jensey.

956
00:42:28,844 --> 00:42:31,004
Speaker 1: The Man saxt Year podcast.

957
00:42:31,244 --> 00:42:33,764
Speaker 3: So the ideas come to fruition.

958
00:42:33,844 --> 00:42:35,444
Speaker 1: Well, this is how it goes. We want you to

959
00:42:35,484 --> 00:42:37,804
Speaker 1: be involved in what our Drive show will be on

960
00:42:37,844 --> 00:42:40,323
Speaker 1: air from three to six pm next year. What will

961
00:42:40,364 --> 00:42:43,324
Speaker 1: we have in our show every couple of if the

962
00:42:43,404 --> 00:42:46,044
Speaker 1: last few weeks been taking your ideas on Wednesdays and

963
00:42:46,084 --> 00:42:48,924
Speaker 1: we've been test running one of them on a Thursday. Today,

964
00:42:49,044 --> 00:42:50,604
Speaker 1: this one's been selected.

965
00:42:50,364 --> 00:42:51,643
Speaker 10: Tales a Mother in Law.

966
00:42:51,764 --> 00:42:54,364
Speaker 2: The ideas have been hit missed, like Amanda's dart throwing.

967
00:42:54,404 --> 00:42:56,164
Speaker 2: But no, it's a way, it's a system.

968
00:42:56,244 --> 00:42:58,203
Speaker 1: It's a system and it's the simplest thing we could

969
00:42:58,204 --> 00:42:59,203
Speaker 1: think of tales of.

970
00:42:59,123 --> 00:43:00,964
Speaker 3: The mother in law. Lee has joined us.

971
00:43:01,123 --> 00:43:03,044
Speaker 1: Hi, Lee, tell us, is this your mum in law?

972
00:43:03,084 --> 00:43:03,763
Speaker 1: You're dabbing in?

973
00:43:04,444 --> 00:43:08,123
Speaker 4: Yes, my giant maunderin law. I would get me a

974
00:43:08,244 --> 00:43:10,844
Speaker 4: seachers from the in law saying that I was rude

975
00:43:10,884 --> 00:43:13,643
Speaker 4: to their mother. I wouldn't talk to her. I would

976
00:43:13,724 --> 00:43:16,564
Speaker 4: hang up on her. I was the first time mother.

977
00:43:17,084 --> 00:43:19,804
Speaker 4: She kept calling me and it would go to message

978
00:43:19,884 --> 00:43:22,243
Speaker 4: bank and she was talking to the message.

979
00:43:22,564 --> 00:43:24,763
Speaker 1: Oh, she thought that you were hanging up on her.

980
00:43:25,604 --> 00:43:30,804
Speaker 4: Yes, and the rest of the family were not happy.

981
00:43:31,444 --> 00:43:33,284
Speaker 1: She was just talking to the answering machine.

982
00:43:33,404 --> 00:43:36,524
Speaker 9: Yeah, correct, Yes, did.

983
00:43:36,364 --> 00:43:37,644
Speaker 3: You have one of those answering machines?

984
00:43:37,644 --> 00:43:41,364
Speaker 2: And said hello, it's Lee.

985
00:43:41,444 --> 00:43:43,884
Speaker 4: It was a long time ago, so probably, but on

986
00:43:44,044 --> 00:43:45,604
Speaker 4: divorce from the family now.

987
00:43:47,364 --> 00:43:54,004
Speaker 1: Freely fully Ignora, thank you Tracy's choice. Hello, Tracy, tell

988
00:43:54,044 --> 00:43:55,644
Speaker 1: us about your mother and joining guys.

989
00:43:55,684 --> 00:43:58,484
Speaker 13: Hello, it happened to a friend of mine.

990
00:43:58,644 --> 00:43:59,644
Speaker 6: She got married.

991
00:43:59,684 --> 00:44:02,843
Speaker 13: They were on their honeymoon. They came back. They opened

992
00:44:02,844 --> 00:44:04,364
Speaker 13: the front door and they could hear a noise. I

993
00:44:04,484 --> 00:44:07,564
Speaker 13: wonder what was going on. Her mother in law had

994
00:44:07,724 --> 00:44:11,044
Speaker 13: moved into the house while they were on their hey moon.

995
00:44:12,164 --> 00:44:12,844
Speaker 1: To what end?

996
00:44:13,564 --> 00:44:16,404
Speaker 13: Why she didn't think. She didn't think my friend could

997
00:44:16,404 --> 00:44:18,404
Speaker 13: look after her son the way that.

998
00:44:18,524 --> 00:44:21,004
Speaker 1: She called, and she didn't move out when they came home.

999
00:44:22,004 --> 00:44:24,364
Speaker 13: Oh, I know she's safe for about six months.

1000
00:44:24,404 --> 00:44:29,884
Speaker 6: Oh what h's is?

1001
00:44:29,964 --> 00:44:30,964
Speaker 3: Friend? You Tracy?

1002
00:44:31,244 --> 00:44:35,723
Speaker 1: Wow, that's outrageous. Thank you, Tracey, Thank you. We'll take

1003
00:44:35,724 --> 00:44:39,044
Speaker 1: more of your calls. Thirteen fifty five, twenty two Jonesy

1004
00:44:39,084 --> 00:44:47,484
Speaker 1: and Amanda podcast, Good Radio, Money, What.

1005
00:44:49,644 --> 00:44:50,044
Speaker 3: Ada?

1006
00:44:50,884 --> 00:44:53,884
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six New Horizons on the Shore for the

1007
00:44:53,964 --> 00:44:56,683
Speaker 2: Jonesy demand of breakfast radio show What.

1008
00:44:57,164 --> 00:44:59,004
Speaker 1: Are You wrong? That's right, we're going to be doing

1009
00:44:59,084 --> 00:44:59,844
Speaker 1: a drive showning.

1010
00:44:59,964 --> 00:45:01,803
Speaker 2: She was I next to the metaphors because I'm saying

1011
00:45:01,844 --> 00:45:04,283
Speaker 2: fruited planes and now I'm saying new horizons.

1012
00:45:05,164 --> 00:45:08,524
Speaker 1: Actually, yes, let's stick with fruited planes. The music matches,

1013
00:45:08,724 --> 00:45:12,163
Speaker 1: the rolling hills, the kindness, the softness of the We're

1014
00:45:12,164 --> 00:45:13,684
Speaker 1: going to be on every three to six.

1015
00:45:14,284 --> 00:45:15,604
Speaker 3: And you get seasick as well.

1016
00:45:16,244 --> 00:45:18,204
Speaker 1: That's right. Well we're not going to be on the water.

1017
00:45:18,244 --> 00:45:21,524
Speaker 3: I'm hoping that would be great. No pirate radio.

1018
00:45:21,644 --> 00:45:23,924
Speaker 1: You can't do drive on the water anyways.

1019
00:45:24,084 --> 00:45:25,884
Speaker 3: Wednesday is ideas days.

1020
00:45:25,884 --> 00:45:27,524
Speaker 2: That's when we all get together because you have to

1021
00:45:27,564 --> 00:45:30,404
Speaker 2: listen to this, So we get together and we come

1022
00:45:30,484 --> 00:45:31,244
Speaker 2: up with our ideas.

1023
00:45:31,244 --> 00:45:32,444
Speaker 3: Wednesday we had.

1024
00:45:33,244 --> 00:45:38,283
Speaker 17: Jones's Big twelve inch. There is something about twelve inch

1025
00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:41,524
Speaker 17: records that just sounds so fantastic.

1026
00:45:41,644 --> 00:45:43,803
Speaker 9: I've got your call, try and suck them in.

1027
00:45:44,044 --> 00:45:47,284
Speaker 13: Tales are the mother in law. Weird and wacky laws

1028
00:45:47,324 --> 00:45:48,484
Speaker 13: from around the world.

1029
00:45:48,844 --> 00:45:51,964
Speaker 5: It's going to be called apology excepted what they do,

1030
00:45:52,404 --> 00:45:54,884
Speaker 5: and you to apologize on their behalf.

1031
00:45:55,204 --> 00:45:58,404
Speaker 2: Wednesday's ideas Day, Thursday's dart throwing Day.

1032
00:45:58,484 --> 00:46:01,004
Speaker 1: This is where the dart hits a balloon. The balloon

1033
00:46:01,084 --> 00:46:03,724
Speaker 1: has a number, and that's the topic we enjoy for

1034
00:46:03,804 --> 00:46:08,204
Speaker 1: the day. Ready, Hey, was that a testicle?

1035
00:46:08,924 --> 00:46:10,243
Speaker 7: And it was on a failing chair? With that is

1036
00:46:10,444 --> 00:46:12,164
Speaker 7: tails of the mother in law?

1037
00:46:12,484 --> 00:46:14,484
Speaker 1: Of a mother in law? What have you got?

1038
00:46:14,644 --> 00:46:17,084
Speaker 3: Thanks to Paige, tails.

1039
00:46:16,764 --> 00:46:19,084
Speaker 1: Are the mother in law and now you and so

1040
00:46:19,204 --> 00:46:21,363
Speaker 1: that's what we've got. What would you tell us about

1041
00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:24,004
Speaker 1: your mother in law? Hullo, Marie Hi.

1042
00:46:24,604 --> 00:46:26,844
Speaker 6: I had a beautiful mother in law. She was very

1043
00:46:26,884 --> 00:46:30,163
Speaker 6: generous and kind, but she also was a hairdresser and

1044
00:46:30,324 --> 00:46:32,084
Speaker 6: liked to cut my girl's hair without me.

1045
00:46:32,164 --> 00:46:36,164
Speaker 3: Knowing was she any it would go well?

1046
00:46:36,284 --> 00:46:38,843
Speaker 6: She would cut fringes and I wouldn't want them or whatever.

1047
00:46:38,884 --> 00:46:43,484
Speaker 6: But one time she did cut the ponytail when the ponytail. Actually,

1048
00:46:43,764 --> 00:46:45,804
Speaker 6: you know what if you cut their hair with a

1049
00:46:45,924 --> 00:46:48,404
Speaker 6: ponytail in, when you take it out, it's all uneven.

1050
00:46:48,564 --> 00:46:50,964
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you didn't want your daughters to have their

1051
00:46:51,004 --> 00:46:52,004
Speaker 1: ponytails cut.

1052
00:46:52,964 --> 00:46:55,484
Speaker 13: Well, I didn't mind if they she cut their hair,

1053
00:46:55,644 --> 00:46:57,764
Speaker 13: just maybe not while it's in a ponytail.

1054
00:46:58,484 --> 00:46:58,723
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1055
00:46:59,123 --> 00:47:00,924
Speaker 1: I hear this a lot. I hear this a lot

1056
00:47:00,964 --> 00:47:03,924
Speaker 1: that mother in law's take it upon themselves to cut

1057
00:47:03,924 --> 00:47:07,044
Speaker 1: the kid's hair. Ryan's hair is a disaster at the moment.

1058
00:47:07,164 --> 00:47:08,524
Speaker 3: Have you got a mother in law that can get

1059
00:47:08,524 --> 00:47:14,204
Speaker 3: onto that there? Take her all week? Thanks Marie Haley's choice.

1060
00:47:14,204 --> 00:47:16,243
Speaker 1: Hello Haley, tell us about the mother in law?

1061
00:47:17,204 --> 00:47:19,123
Speaker 6: Yes, So we used to have a like when you

1062
00:47:19,164 --> 00:47:21,203
Speaker 6: have a family barbecue, and she would ask me what

1063
00:47:21,364 --> 00:47:23,684
Speaker 6: to bring, and I said, I'll just bring whatever.

1064
00:47:23,844 --> 00:47:23,964
Speaker 4: You know.

1065
00:47:23,964 --> 00:47:27,203
Speaker 6: I was sweet. So she'd bring privnter role and then

1066
00:47:27,644 --> 00:47:31,084
Speaker 6: I'd say, oh, looks very similar to Willy's ones. She

1067
00:47:31,123 --> 00:47:34,004
Speaker 6: has no name. No, I made them, and she was

1068
00:47:34,444 --> 00:47:36,844
Speaker 6: a separate plate and the container and everything, and then

1069
00:47:36,884 --> 00:47:38,244
Speaker 6: we used to pull them out like she used to

1070
00:47:38,284 --> 00:47:40,484
Speaker 6: do it with other things as well from Willie really

1071
00:47:42,204 --> 00:47:43,163
Speaker 6: did not make that.

1072
00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:45,604
Speaker 1: Why did she insist that you thought she did.

1073
00:47:46,404 --> 00:47:49,884
Speaker 2: I don't know, because shoe pastry is very hard to make.

1074
00:47:49,964 --> 00:47:53,884
Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely it is, Amanda. You in your life. You

1075
00:47:53,884 --> 00:47:56,244
Speaker 3: know you don't like shoe pastry, but it's hard to make.

1076
00:47:56,484 --> 00:47:57,723
Speaker 1: I know why you mentioned.

1077
00:47:58,044 --> 00:47:58,804
Speaker 3: I'm not saying anything.

1078
00:47:59,004 --> 00:48:02,124
Speaker 1: Harley had a former partner who used to make profession.

1079
00:48:02,484 --> 00:48:04,444
Speaker 2: One day, HARLEYE and I were standing around the barbecue,

1080
00:48:04,484 --> 00:48:07,044
Speaker 2: just having a gas bag, and we're talking about per federoles,

1081
00:48:07,084 --> 00:48:10,004
Speaker 2: and you said, don't talk about fos told me the story,

1082
00:48:10,364 --> 00:48:12,643
Speaker 2: and then when you wandered off, I said, Darlie, do

1083
00:48:12,684 --> 00:48:13,203
Speaker 2: you miss it?

1084
00:48:14,244 --> 00:48:15,484
Speaker 3: And and.

1085
00:48:17,324 --> 00:48:19,844
Speaker 1: Every time we've been to a restaurant, you have always

1086
00:48:19,884 --> 00:48:22,564
Speaker 1: just to RASMI ordereds. You don't even like them.

1087
00:48:22,724 --> 00:48:26,564
Speaker 3: I love. I had a crack and bush my wedding.

1088
00:48:26,684 --> 00:48:30,004
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that. But every restaurant I've been to restaurants

1089
00:48:30,004 --> 00:48:32,884
Speaker 1: with you for a corporate lunch, no one else at

1090
00:48:32,924 --> 00:48:34,964
Speaker 1: the table orders a dessert and you say, I'll have

1091
00:48:36,444 --> 00:48:37,683
Speaker 1: the lengths you go to.

1092
00:48:37,724 --> 00:48:40,764
Speaker 2: For the rat It's quicker than the souxfle half an

1093
00:48:40,764 --> 00:48:41,204
Speaker 2: half of that.

1094
00:48:41,804 --> 00:48:42,844
Speaker 1: No, she couldn't make those.

1095
00:48:44,244 --> 00:48:45,884
Speaker 3: I hope. I haven't upset you.

1096
00:48:45,724 --> 00:48:46,884
Speaker 1: Not in any way.

1097
00:48:47,284 --> 00:48:48,484
Speaker 3: Michael has joined us.

1098
00:48:48,524 --> 00:48:50,484
Speaker 1: Hello, Michael, tell us about the mother in law.

1099
00:48:51,924 --> 00:48:54,283
Speaker 10: Good morning, guys. I had a mother in a lot

1100
00:48:54,284 --> 00:48:56,724
Speaker 10: of times that I would not be in the first

1101
00:48:56,884 --> 00:48:58,643
Speaker 10: five hundred choices for her daughter.

1102
00:48:58,844 --> 00:49:04,484
Speaker 3: Oh wow, wow, the first hundred choices.

1103
00:49:04,524 --> 00:49:05,283
Speaker 1: That's a lot.

1104
00:49:05,284 --> 00:49:06,163
Speaker 3: That is well.

1105
00:49:06,244 --> 00:49:07,724
Speaker 1: She had a big list before you.

1106
00:49:08,004 --> 00:49:11,644
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, And I mean we're married for twenty

1107
00:49:11,684 --> 00:49:15,884
Speaker 9: one years, and she rolled that out as the marriage

1108
00:49:15,884 --> 00:49:20,444
Speaker 9: started to disintegrate. Yes, she married that's right.

1109
00:49:20,524 --> 00:49:22,444
Speaker 1: I knew that you were worth something.

1110
00:49:22,484 --> 00:49:24,324
Speaker 2: So the Mary is falling apart, and your mother in

1111
00:49:24,364 --> 00:49:26,004
Speaker 2: law feels free to bring this up.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, absolutely, Yeah. But I mean that was my own

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00:49:29,123 --> 00:49:33,283
Speaker 10: worst enemy too, because I go home sometimes from work

1114
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Speaker 10: and there be a broom out the front door, and

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Speaker 10: I say, oh, is your mother?

1116
00:49:36,564 --> 00:49:40,723
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was some baiting going.

1117
00:49:40,804 --> 00:49:43,724
Speaker 2: We were undermistimate the power of a broom just hanging around.

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00:49:43,724 --> 00:49:45,484
Speaker 3: That's quality material there, Mike.

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00:49:45,684 --> 00:49:47,924
Speaker 2: There's a back door, especially one of the old school brooms,

1120
00:49:47,924 --> 00:49:52,044
Speaker 2: you know, the old school witchy brew.

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Speaker 1: Where do you think you come on the list? Brendan

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Speaker 1: five hundred and one, Michael.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you, Michael.

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00:49:57,724 --> 00:49:59,524
Speaker 2: I don't think it's a bad idea. Will it be

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Speaker 2: coming to the fruit of plays.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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00:50:00,964 --> 00:50:01,524
Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I think we've got the best we can get that.

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Speaker 1: Thank you anyway. Podcast.

1130
00:50:11,444 --> 00:50:14,163
Speaker 2: Our new book, Pump Up the Jam is out now

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Speaker 2: from book toby.

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Speaker 1: Topia dot com dot a. You can get that book.

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00:50:17,644 --> 00:50:20,364
Speaker 1: We are having a big launch event on Tuesday, the

1134
00:50:20,444 --> 00:50:22,844
Speaker 1: ninth of December at the rooftop at Jackson's on George

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Speaker 1: Furnace and the Fundamentals are going to be performing. It's

1136
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Speaker 1: going to be fabulous.

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00:50:25,764 --> 00:50:28,564
Speaker 2: Twenty years of Jonesy Demander and there's a lot of stuff.

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00:50:28,604 --> 00:50:30,684
Speaker 2: There's all the stuff that we've forgot about. There is

1139
00:50:30,724 --> 00:50:33,404
Speaker 2: one thing that I would have liked to have forgotten about.

1140
00:50:33,684 --> 00:50:36,203
Speaker 2: And thanks to Tony Tanalia, we're standing around the water

1141
00:50:36,244 --> 00:50:39,763
Speaker 2: cooler there talking about the John farnerm anthology and she said,

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Speaker 2: you know what I really liked was Jonesy's Home Learner.

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00:50:42,884 --> 00:50:45,644
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is where you took on school kids in

1144
00:50:45,724 --> 00:50:49,484
Speaker 1: a maths quiz and you can imagine the beautiful results. Yes,

1145
00:50:51,324 --> 00:50:58,364
Speaker 1: what is ten percent of six dollars fifty cents? Today

1146
00:50:58,444 --> 00:50:59,484
Speaker 1: is Wednesday?

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00:50:59,404 --> 00:50:59,564
Speaker 4: Yes?

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00:50:59,764 --> 00:51:04,444
Speaker 1: What day was it? Three days ago? Monday? No, twelve

1149
00:51:04,924 --> 00:51:14,044
Speaker 1: minus four equals six. What is nine times eight forty eight? Lucas?

1150
00:51:14,084 --> 00:51:15,123
Speaker 1: What is nine times eight?

1151
00:51:16,084 --> 00:51:21,884
Speaker 3: Correct? Disgrace? Slowing near it.

1152
00:51:24,004 --> 00:51:26,364
Speaker 1: Listening to you do maths is like watching you dance.

1153
00:51:27,964 --> 00:51:29,283
Speaker 3: It's happening to someone else.

1154
00:51:30,004 --> 00:51:34,524
Speaker 1: What a disgrace like it hadn't been you. That's what

1155
00:51:34,564 --> 00:51:36,604
Speaker 1: your teachers should be saying, and I'm sure they are.

1156
00:51:36,684 --> 00:51:37,004
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1157
00:51:37,044 --> 00:51:39,764
Speaker 1: But if you'd like to join us, please go to

1158
00:51:39,804 --> 00:51:41,964
Speaker 1: the wind page at Gold one O one seven dot

1159
00:51:41,964 --> 00:51:44,444
Speaker 1: com dot are you tell us your favorite memory of

1160
00:51:44,444 --> 00:51:45,763
Speaker 1: the last twenty years and we'd love to.

1161
00:51:45,684 --> 00:51:48,243
Speaker 3: See what a great night.

1162
00:51:48,524 --> 00:51:51,044
Speaker 2: Also coming up gets my goolies, someone is going to

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00:51:51,084 --> 00:51:53,643
Speaker 2: win twenty thousand dollars. So we've got another week to go,

1164
00:51:54,123 --> 00:51:55,724
Speaker 2: and then after that our finalist is.

1165
00:51:55,764 --> 00:51:58,564
Speaker 1: Yeah right, So it's today, tomorrow, next week, and the

1166
00:51:58,604 --> 00:52:00,404
Speaker 1: final week we count down our finalists.

1167
00:52:00,444 --> 00:52:02,764
Speaker 2: Download the iHeartRadio app, go to Gold but I wont

1168
00:52:02,844 --> 00:52:05,683
Speaker 2: seven press the microphone record your ghoulie.

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Speaker 3: Dem jam nation.

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00:52:15,484 --> 00:52:18,084
Speaker 1: We are well and truly getting to the pointy end

1171
00:52:18,324 --> 00:52:20,924
Speaker 1: of the year. Gets my gulies. In two weeks time,

1172
00:52:21,004 --> 00:52:23,964
Speaker 1: someone's going to win twenty thousand dollars thanks to mis

1173
00:52:24,044 --> 00:52:26,324
Speaker 1: sell stocks and gravies and being our favorite goolie of

1174
00:52:26,364 --> 00:52:26,763
Speaker 1: the year.

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00:52:26,884 --> 00:52:27,884
Speaker 3: What have we got today?

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Speaker 18: What gets my goolies? And I'm sorry, I'm going to

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00:52:30,804 --> 00:52:33,204
Speaker 18: upset a lot of people. Some of them are friends

1178
00:52:34,084 --> 00:52:37,243
Speaker 18: who say the word use instead of you. In other words,

1179
00:52:37,284 --> 00:52:39,683
Speaker 18: are used coming? What are you is doing? And it

1180
00:52:39,804 --> 00:52:42,163
Speaker 18: just gets my goolies. I'm going to be honest. Use

1181
00:52:42,204 --> 00:52:44,324
Speaker 18: a sheep, That's what I was taught by my dad.

1182
00:52:44,724 --> 00:52:46,884
Speaker 1: Or use use a sheep?

1183
00:52:47,244 --> 00:52:48,004
Speaker 3: Not is sheep?

1184
00:52:48,324 --> 00:52:50,924
Speaker 1: I think would she say use the sheep? Use it?

1185
00:52:51,084 --> 00:52:54,324
Speaker 1: I'm not a sheep, but you know what I'm saying.

1186
00:52:54,564 --> 00:52:57,804
Speaker 3: The irony what else have we got goolies?

1187
00:52:57,844 --> 00:52:58,163
Speaker 5: For me?

1188
00:52:58,844 --> 00:53:01,324
Speaker 1: Is the one serve it policy.

1189
00:53:02,244 --> 00:53:05,203
Speaker 5: You get a nice big meal and one serve it

1190
00:53:05,324 --> 00:53:06,243
Speaker 5: to wipe your gold.

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00:53:06,924 --> 00:53:10,084
Speaker 3: Please please, you get a big for you just spaghetti.

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00:53:10,164 --> 00:53:12,324
Speaker 1: Let's not talk about the lou paper. Years ago, I

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Speaker 1: was traveling in Poland from beyond two thousand and you.

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00:53:15,524 --> 00:53:17,604
Speaker 1: I know it wouldn't be this now, but in the

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00:53:17,604 --> 00:53:20,004
Speaker 1: restaurant you'd go to a table situated at the front

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00:53:20,004 --> 00:53:22,484
Speaker 1: of the restaurant and hand over cash for how many

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00:53:22,524 --> 00:53:26,004
Speaker 1: sheets of toilet paper you preemptively thought you wanted that

1198
00:53:26,004 --> 00:53:29,124
Speaker 1: costure how am you pay a certain number of slotties slotty?

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00:53:29,524 --> 00:53:31,724
Speaker 1: It's a lotty slotty. It's a lotty.

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00:53:31,764 --> 00:53:34,444
Speaker 2: I need some slotti is to fite me slotty?

1201
00:53:35,444 --> 00:53:36,723
Speaker 1: And whatimes if you don't get enough?

1202
00:53:38,964 --> 00:53:41,684
Speaker 3: What if you need more? What's a slotty worth?

1203
00:53:43,123 --> 00:53:44,524
Speaker 1: I might have paid anything.

1204
00:53:46,764 --> 00:53:49,123
Speaker 3: Out with a bad and with a good YouTube Dad.

1205
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Speaker 3: You can always contact us via the iHeartRadio app. It

1206
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Speaker 3: is seven to nine.

1207
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Speaker 1: Our favorite caller, email or Facebook friend when's two hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty dollars suspended? Appliants is online you can shop

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Speaker 3: I going to buy you a nice Christmas present this year.

1212
00:54:09,364 --> 00:54:10,803
Speaker 3: You know, actually, what do you need?

1213
00:54:11,044 --> 00:54:13,844
Speaker 1: Surprise me? That's what the beauty of gift giving is.

1214
00:54:13,844 --> 00:54:14,524
Speaker 1: When you're surprised.

1215
00:54:14,524 --> 00:54:16,084
Speaker 3: Well, whenever I surprise you, you go on.

1216
00:54:16,404 --> 00:54:18,323
Speaker 1: You remember that time you brought me a pretty much

1217
00:54:18,324 --> 00:54:19,484
Speaker 1: a toilet.

1218
00:54:19,284 --> 00:54:21,644
Speaker 3: A chamber pipe from an old sailing ship.

1219
00:54:22,284 --> 00:54:25,564
Speaker 1: There's a lot of bad usual that I was cleaned.

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00:54:25,564 --> 00:54:29,644
Speaker 1: I gave it a wipe with your lotties.

1221
00:54:30,724 --> 00:54:34,044
Speaker 2: But we were talking about the landline today and David

1222
00:54:34,084 --> 00:54:36,764
Speaker 2: from d Y had an interesting take.

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00:54:36,644 --> 00:54:37,643
Speaker 3: On the landline.

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Speaker 8: I think having one's pretty cool, but I do have

1225
00:54:39,724 --> 00:54:42,684
Speaker 8: too quick a couple of questions. Will our landline be

1226
00:54:42,764 --> 00:54:44,964
Speaker 8: able to eavesdrop on us? But it might be a

1227
00:54:45,004 --> 00:54:47,244
Speaker 8: matter of we need them back? How else are we

1228
00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:48,484
Speaker 8: going to escape the matrix?

1229
00:54:48,684 --> 00:54:48,964
Speaker 5: True?

1230
00:54:49,084 --> 00:54:51,244
Speaker 3: Do we take the blue or the red pill? Actually?

1231
00:54:51,324 --> 00:54:52,044
Speaker 3: Which was the good one?

1232
00:54:52,044 --> 00:54:52,084
Speaker 11: On?

1233
00:54:52,123 --> 00:54:52,723
Speaker 3: Which was the bam?

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00:54:52,844 --> 00:54:53,203
Speaker 1: I don't know.

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00:54:53,204 --> 00:54:55,724
Speaker 3: You don't always fall asleep before red wire?

1236
00:54:56,044 --> 00:55:00,763
Speaker 1: Blue wie. I've always paid no attention when you trying

1237
00:55:00,804 --> 00:55:05,924
Speaker 1: to detonating a bomb. Sorry, yes, even that bit I

1238
00:55:05,964 --> 00:55:08,564
Speaker 1: got wrong. That'd be no good for you, right A two?

1239
00:55:09,044 --> 00:55:09,924
Speaker 1: That's enough?

1240
00:55:10,204 --> 00:55:13,283
Speaker 2: Well, well, well Friday show tomorrow, can you believe it?

1241
00:55:13,484 --> 00:55:14,444
Speaker 1: Fight for your flashback?

1242
00:55:14,524 --> 00:55:17,004
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm looking forward to things getting feisty around here.

1243
00:55:17,644 --> 00:55:21,524
Speaker 3: He Go has arrived. He's got twenty five k Christmas free.

1244
00:55:22,204 --> 00:55:24,084
Speaker 3: Maybe he can get you a gift for Christmas.

1245
00:55:24,204 --> 00:55:25,964
Speaker 1: Okay, why don't you upload it to he Goo?

1246
00:55:26,204 --> 00:55:30,123
Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, that please do. We'll be back from six

1247
00:55:30,164 --> 00:55:32,804
Speaker 3: to night for jam Nation. Look forward to seeing you then, wouldn't.

1248
00:55:32,644 --> 00:55:33,404
Speaker 1: We will see you then.

1249
00:55:33,724 --> 00:55:39,004
Speaker 3: Good day to you. Well, thank god, that's over. Good fight, goode.

1250
00:55:39,804 --> 00:55:42,204
Speaker 8: Wipe from your eyes.

1251
00:55:43,044 --> 00:55:46,244
Speaker 11: Catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeart app or

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Speaker 11: wherever you get your podcasts.

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Speaker 18: Shut Up on what You've missed on the free iHeartRadio

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