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<v Speaker 1>I Heeart podcasts.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey?

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<v Speaker 4>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Before the show, I was threading through all the emails

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<v Speaker 2>have come in overnight and during the day yesterday, I

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<v Speaker 2>saw a lovely one from a doctor who read my book,

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<v Speaker 2>and he sent me a lovely email about my book

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<v Speaker 2>and my story of moving here and all that. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I noticed at the end I was doing this

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<v Speaker 2>lovely email and everything you had to say about it.

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<v Speaker 2>He signed off with a way too casual b W.

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<v Speaker 5>I never I'm not familiar with b W.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not either. I thought, any thing is it English reference? Be?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, you couldn't. You couldn't do the extra few letters,

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<v Speaker 2>b W. You talk to me about connection and then

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<v Speaker 2>bobs me up with the camera. I opened my eye

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<v Speaker 2>into a book, share my heart with you, and you

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<v Speaker 2>we get is a BW?

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<v Speaker 1>I bw'ed him and eye those apples? The b W

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a thing? Now?

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<v Speaker 2>B you can't even say he's a doctor as well.

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<v Speaker 2>We might have to go if he's got time to

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<v Speaker 2>write a big email then finish it off. Well only

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<v Speaker 2>it takes what another.

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<v Speaker 1>Second b W doesn't need shortening.

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<v Speaker 2>It's up there with mate doodle bro yes, way too casual.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Two ways you can get your stories on the show

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<v Speaker 2>between now and A and the number is thirteen fifty

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<v Speaker 2>five twenty two. I was gifted an Oasis smug Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>It came all the way from London and I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>even have a twenty four hours. I broke it yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say this, this was a flimsy mug. I

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<v Speaker 2>brought in all that was left of it today, which

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<v Speaker 2>was the handle, and I placed it down here after

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<v Speaker 2>talking about it on the show, and literally placed it

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<v Speaker 2>onto an A four pad and it crumpled again like

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<v Speaker 2>a daddy long legs.

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<v Speaker 5>It's almost like a prop mug.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's why I think I don't think this is

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<v Speaker 2>an official merch one. Josh, Yeah, all the way back

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<v Speaker 2>to business class and you get me a mug, probably

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<v Speaker 2>from a dodgy cells guy down an alleyway somewhere in

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<v Speaker 2>a backstreet of London. Oh no, I've got it's half

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<v Speaker 2>a hand all right now? My waitis mug anyway? The

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<v Speaker 2>phone in you only had it for a couple of hours.

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<v Speaker 2>I was so happy to get this waissmuk. I barely

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<v Speaker 2>had it twenty three hours.

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<v Speaker 3>You messaged the group chat yesterday, so sad about it?

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<v Speaker 1>Still sad.

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<v Speaker 2>I opened the bin this morning and organ see was

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<v Speaker 2>the o of Oasis. The rest of it shattered into

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<v Speaker 2>a thousand pieces, as if it was some ancient min vas.

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<v Speaker 1>Slim.

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<v Speaker 2>This moug was never going to last more than one

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<v Speaker 2>or two SIPs. I don't think he can even contained

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<v Speaker 2>hot drink. But anyway, you only had it a few hours.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love to speak to it.

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<v Speaker 2>But even when they've I'm sure we've had stories before

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<v Speaker 2>where people that picked up brand new cars and driven

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<v Speaker 2>it like not even a k and they've crashed it.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that's my worst.

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<v Speaker 2>That's almost as bad as my Oasis mark. It's damn

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<v Speaker 2>close close by, no cigar. You only had it a

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<v Speaker 2>few hours before I got damaged or broken. Thirteen fifty five,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty two, and then you your story is about your

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<v Speaker 2>story about that hideous ignife.

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<v Speaker 5>Beautiful, beautiful item of clothing of.

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<v Speaker 1>The four quadrant special.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I've got a jacket with four quadrants beautiful colors purple, yellow.

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<v Speaker 1>Blue, and a real cool brand in it. Catman Do. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't see many.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty year olds gallivanting around town, you know, enjoying a

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<v Speaker 2>night out in a Catman Do.

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<v Speaker 1>Normally the reserve is someone like me hiking.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, no, Mountain Buller technically outdoors with bringing in.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, hiking hear inside. Oh, bring my big hiking

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<v Speaker 2>book down for lunch tomorrow with us. Then we'll go

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<v Speaker 2>for a team.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like, parachute fabric, wasn't it Actually that's what

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<v Speaker 1>it is, Yes, the one that's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's that one patch it is. You're right, No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's very rah rah hey Breakfast Club nineteen eighty two.

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<v Speaker 5>It actually doesn't want to zip up back.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually nineteen eighty two called the word you can have it.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I'm bringing it back no matter if.

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<v Speaker 1>You're wearing in tomorrow. Is it coming out to lunch tomorrow? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm throwing all my food at you in.

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<v Speaker 3>It, and I'm going to bring it in and you

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<v Speaker 3>guys will go.

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<v Speaker 5>It was actually so wrong, jacket. You can take a photo.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what team I think we're going to. It's

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<v Speaker 2>going to accidentally get thrown out tomorrow during the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, my boyfriend accidentally threw it out that.

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<v Speaker 2>And then was us thinking that gay people had more style.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to do my own show straight Eye, Straight

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<v Speaker 2>Eye for the gay Bruce Lee T shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I've got T shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a nicer country road T shirt for you

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<v Speaker 2>guys as well to wear.

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't you bring in something for me that you

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<v Speaker 3>think I would look good in. It's something from your wardrobe,

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<v Speaker 3>wear similar height, and I'd like to try it on.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I would accessorize you tomorrow. I accept the challenge.

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<v Speaker 2>Get ready to meet a nice new shirt with your

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<v Speaker 2>name on it.

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<v Speaker 5>I look forward.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I make those eyes pop.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, it got accidentally thrown out and you only had

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<v Speaker 2>it a couple of hours thirteen fifty five twenty two.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we'd lost our weight there. I'd actually forgot

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<v Speaker 2>what we were asking the audience. Now I was getting

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<v Speaker 2>excited about what shirt will a bit for Rio?

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell shot gone podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>You only had a couple of hours, Christian, I can

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<v Speaker 2>top twenty three hours to your Oasis smile before you

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<v Speaker 2>broke it lasted thirty minutes. I bought a card GPS

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmelos back in the day. Yeah, yeah, that big old

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<v Speaker 2>thing and honest Tom Toms, yeah from office works, got

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<v Speaker 2>home unpacked and and accidentally dropped it on the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>The screen cracked. Oh oh, Rich Alex, you got a

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<v Speaker 2>story about it. Only lasted a couple of hours.

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<v Speaker 6>In my family, no one let anything near me because

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<v Speaker 6>I'd always break it. Excuse me, so I'd like, I've

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<v Speaker 6>broke a saw once. Mom just brought a brand new all.

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<v Speaker 6>I snapped it in half. I don't know how.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a strong man act.

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<v Speaker 6>I know, just everywhere. I broke the neighbor's motorbike, his

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<v Speaker 6>motorbike stand. I somehow sat on it and snapped off.

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<v Speaker 1>That didn't go down well.

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<v Speaker 6>But also Dad, he got this pump fixed this this

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<v Speaker 6>water pump kind of crucial for a house on a farm.

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<v Speaker 6>And he got it fixed up, and I went to

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<v Speaker 6>town to pick it up, and I'm driving home.

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<v Speaker 1>I was sort of in that age where you sort

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<v Speaker 1>of get a bit larry, you start to drive a

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<v Speaker 1>bit fast.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, went round a corner, fishied a bit, pump

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<v Speaker 6>flies off the back of the truck.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, pump smashes into about ten piece.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're kidding, did you think about this driving away

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<v Speaker 2>just hanging out.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, no, what do I do in

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<v Speaker 1>this situation?

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<v Speaker 6>And it's just like he's just arrived at the scene

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<v Speaker 6>and he's just looking around, going what have you done.

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<v Speaker 1>Getting that thing fixed?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, all right, let's get a Gary now. Good morning, Gary,

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the showmate.

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<v Speaker 7>Thank your morning. When I finished my apprenticeship as a

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<v Speaker 7>chef many years ago, my bosses a reward, gave me

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<v Speaker 7>a bottle of Graine Hermitage and proudest punch took it

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<v Speaker 7>home to my two flatmates, twisting and tails and said,

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<v Speaker 7>oh you told them what it was for, and so

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<v Speaker 7>on another happiest pigs in mud. And I put it

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<v Speaker 7>under my bed and came back. Came back the next

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<v Speaker 7>night after working, and I found the two of them

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<v Speaker 7>sitting at the kitchen table drinking it out of a

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<v Speaker 7>coffee cup.

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<v Speaker 2>Panholes. Crange is about sort of eight nine hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 2>a box. It was like the premiere wine in Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>It's wide you record is one of the best wines

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<v Speaker 2>in the world.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, absolutely, this is a This is a nine seventy.

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<v Speaker 7>It's probably worth about sixteen hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Now more than that. They go for thousands.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, yeah, oh a coffee cup. Drinking it out of

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<v Speaker 7>a coffee cup.

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<v Speaker 2>You must have been exco twisting towns and in prepped.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you finish it?

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<v Speaker 4>So?

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<v Speaker 5>What are you doing that night? Did you cut your

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<v Speaker 5>losses and drink it?

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<v Speaker 3>All?

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<v Speaker 7>I all I got to do was sniff the coffee

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<v Speaker 7>cups that and worse.

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<v Speaker 4>After abusing them left, right and center, twisting tails, Twisty

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<v Speaker 4>in tails, Yes, Twisty got up to make the magnanimous

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<v Speaker 4>gesture of washing it out and handing me the empty bottle, and.

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<v Speaker 7>As he washed it, it slipped out of his hand

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<v Speaker 7>and smashed on the poor bottle.

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<v Speaker 2>This went from being the nicest story about a very

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<v Speaker 2>generous gift to you to then an act of almost

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<v Speaker 2>trees and from your friends.

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<v Speaker 1>That is terrible.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I didn't speak to them for ten years.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it though, this incredible story. Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>As I'm listening, I'm thinking, you know, the Penfold Grange

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<v Speaker 2>is about eight hundred, nine hundred dollars. I'm thinking, if

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<v Speaker 2>only they were away, we had one thousand dollars every

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<v Speaker 2>week to give away on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to give it to you now.

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<v Speaker 2>Gary, we're going to write this long. There's a fellow

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<v Speaker 2>wine love. I've never had the grange, but you've got

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<v Speaker 2>to get a bottle. I think it's about seven hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and fifty eight hundred dollars. You've just won a thousand

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<v Speaker 2>dollars for a call of the week.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh God, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Go and go and get that bottle of wine. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>treat yourself to the grange you never had back then.

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<v Speaker 7>Absolutely, I'll send you a photo with me with it

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<v Speaker 7>in my hand.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see in a coffee cup, though.

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<v Speaker 5>Twistian tails.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not going to get an oasis on.

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<v Speaker 1>Gary.

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<v Speaker 2>Really really funny stories are painful one, but they're often

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<v Speaker 2>the best ones we have. Gary, thank you very much

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<v Speaker 2>for calling up and showing that enjoy spending your one

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars whatever you end up spending on.

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<v Speaker 1>But thanks for calling.

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<v Speaker 7>Thanks so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Cheers, guys, pleasure Gary Gars our call of the week

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<v Speaker 2>this week. Well, thanks to Mercedes Benz Berrick, let's talk

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<v Speaker 2>trade ins.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we I mean wait a week.

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<v Speaker 2>To talk tradings with Mercedes Ben's Berrick. I put some

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<v Speaker 2>time on my diary an hour ago, but they were

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<v Speaker 2>too busy. They were better any trading offer by up

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<v Speaker 2>to ten thousand dollars guaranteed.

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<v Speaker 1>What I know, what what? What? What?

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 7>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, It's true.

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<v Speaker 7>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast