Speaker 1: Is it weird that I am so comfortable sitting here
Speaker 1: in your own bedroom, my own bedroom, in a room
Speaker 1: that is filled with not only my fart, but your
Speaker 1: fart as well.
Speaker 2: We're ruminating in the farts, and.
Speaker 1: I love it. I'm just you know, it makes me
Speaker 1: really really happy.
Speaker 2: I'm glad the bars set pretty low.
Speaker 1: It doesn't help. It doesn't help that the sun is
Speaker 1: beaming into the room.
Speaker 2: Right. We are baking in sunlight.
Speaker 1: And far so we're cooking in a combination of two
Speaker 1: people's farts.
Speaker 2: You're marinating a manure. We're going to grow a little
Speaker 2: bit though.
Speaker 1: When I go for a coffee later, people are going
Speaker 1: to be like, what's that guy? I've been doing? Like, horseshit?
Speaker 2: Let's do it, hi, guys, and welcome back to another
Speaker 2: episode with bat yet uncut. I'm here with my favorite man,
Speaker 2: the man of the hour, the man of my dreams.
Speaker 1: Keep going, keep going. What use you got?
Speaker 2: The man with big biceps, the man with great hair,
Speaker 2: the man with very smelly farts, Matthew Johnson. That is
Speaker 2: so rich for you to be rich like the smell
Speaker 2: of your farts.
Speaker 1: To be fair, they've not been that bad lately.
Speaker 2: No, It might have been pretty bad though.
Speaker 1: Anyway, you have been very gassy. Interesting that when you
Speaker 1: fight as well, you have to you have to like
Speaker 1: cock a leg up. You can't just fart sitting in
Speaker 1: any position.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have as much tone on my butt
Speaker 2: cheeks as I used to now that they're a bit softer.
Speaker 2: I have to kind of make roup. Anyway, that is
Speaker 2: not how we're going to start this episode. Well it is,
Speaker 2: but we're gonna you can only go up from here
Speaker 2: started at the bottom, literally, and now we're gonna lift
Speaker 2: the bar higher. And we're going to recap episode three
Speaker 2: and four of The Bachelorette. I know that that might
Speaker 2: be a surprise to some of you, probably not to
Speaker 2: anyone who listened to last week's episode though.
Speaker 1: Okay, but before we go into the recaps, I have
Speaker 1: a little story to tell you, Laura.
Speaker 2: And have you been saving this like I do I
Speaker 2: not know this story? Or have you been specifically saving
Speaker 2: this for the pod? No?
Speaker 1: I did? I saved it for the pod? I did?
Speaker 1: I haven't told you it yet, And what have you done? Well,
Speaker 1: actually it's not me that's done something, it's somebody else.
Speaker 1: So I've been speaking to a guy in a professional sense,
Speaker 1: so where that sounds no. So I was speaking to
Speaker 1: this guy, he runs a marketing agency. We're speaking about business,
Speaker 1: and we've transitioned from talking on email to talking on WhatsApp.
Speaker 1: It's just a bit easier going back and forth. And
Speaker 1: I was outside playing with Marley and my phone went
Speaker 1: off and I had a message from him, and I
Speaker 1: checked it and it was a video. And then very
Speaker 1: quickly because he must have seen you know, when you
Speaker 1: get a message on WhatsApp and then if you see it,
Speaker 1: the tick goes green, I think you've opened it.
Speaker 2: It means that, yeah, the person's seen it, so he is.
Speaker 2: But you can unsend a message on WhatsApp.
Speaker 1: Now, I don't know if you can.
Speaker 2: You absolutely can do it all the time.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well this guy didn't know that because straight away
Speaker 1: he messaged saying ignore, ignore wrong person, like quite like
Speaker 1: rapid fire messages saying, you know, don't open the video,
Speaker 1: just delete it, wrong person. Let's move on.
Speaker 2: Do you know this person at all or is it
Speaker 2: just like a totally professional relationship.
Speaker 1: So totally professional, you know, up until now, all the
Speaker 1: conversation has been on email, as in, like hi, mister
Speaker 1: x hope, you've been well, as per our last discussion, right,
Speaker 1: so on and so forth, so very very professional. We
Speaker 1: are not in any way like throwing dans at each other.
Speaker 1: But anyway, this video that he is frantically telling me
Speaker 1: not to watch and.
Speaker 2: Delete, like of course you're gonna watch it, of course,
Speaker 2: And no one's ever going to delete something that they're
Speaker 2: told to delete.
Speaker 1: And it starts off quite innocently enough, you know, it's
Speaker 1: just someone talking to camera about going deep sea diving,
Speaker 1: and then progresses into a full on porno.
Speaker 2: And wait, how does the progression take place? Like how
Speaker 2: does it go from a guy sitting because he's sitting
Speaker 2: in a chair talking about I need you to set
Speaker 2: the set the scene.
Speaker 1: Literally, I think he's the person who has edited this
Speaker 1: video together, has obviously taken two clips. So it doesn't
Speaker 1: like merge into a porno.
Speaker 2: It's just it's not sometimes when you watch those pornos
Speaker 2: and they do like a setup and it's like knock
Speaker 2: on the door, the person comes over. It's not like a.
Speaker 1: No, not at all. No, it doesn't then like you
Speaker 1: know someone comes and being like, oh, you look like
Speaker 1: you're quite tense. Let me help you relax. No, it
Speaker 1: starts off with this guy.
Speaker 2: I'll let you see my see an enemy. That was terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's talking about the pressure of deep sea diving.
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, it just cuts to
Speaker 1: this porno and it's we're talking like fists and hands,
Speaker 1: and it's it's it's very graphic. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: show you the video because I know you will freak out.
Speaker 2: How graphic. But it's you said fists first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, That's what I'm talking about. So I was I
Speaker 1: sent a full on fisting porno by this guy and
Speaker 1: and he said, he said, this is for another Matt.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, And I was like, what do I
Speaker 1: do here? I mean, I could be offended.
Speaker 2: I mean, but well, you're like, why not for me?
Speaker 2: Who's to say I'm not into this? Well?
Speaker 1: I sent him a message and I said, if you
Speaker 1: have any more, I'd like to see them as well, please,
Speaker 1: And he called me and he seemed very relieved that
Speaker 1: I took it well, because it's not something you see
Speaker 1: every day with someone that you're talking to in a
Speaker 1: business sense.
Speaker 2: Wow. So okay, I don't know. I mean, I'm I'm
Speaker 2: partly confused that you say that story specifically to tell
Speaker 2: me on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Okay, and the reason why I wanted to tell you
Speaker 1: is because I obviously deleted the video. But then I
Speaker 1: just thought, in case you accidentally go into my phone
Speaker 1: you delete something, you have to go into my deleted
Speaker 1: messages and all of a sudden you see the fisting porno.
Speaker 2: There's been a few times I've gone into your del
Speaker 2: to photos and thought, I don't know why. I mean,
Speaker 2: I know why you deleted it, but I don't know
Speaker 2: why you had it in the first place.
Speaker 1: It's people sending me their porno accidentally.
Speaker 2: Laura, absolutely, you said, you're such an innocent victim in
Speaker 2: all this. You didn't ask for it.
Speaker 1: I'm just here trying to do my business, be professional,
Speaker 1: and all I get day and day out is fisting pornos.
Speaker 2: I did not expect that that was how we were
Speaker 2: going to start today's episode, But now that we're here,
Speaker 2: I'm glad.
Speaker 1: And if anybody has any fisting pornos and they want
Speaker 1: to send it to me, please go ahead.
Speaker 2: MAT's numbers OZ for O two. Okay, All right, on
Speaker 2: that note, let's get into the recapping of episode three
Speaker 2: and four of The Bachelorette is there anybody still watching.
Speaker 2: We're only at episode three, and the ratings might suddress
Speaker 2: of the laws.
Speaker 1: You know, it really surprises me though I didn't think
Speaker 1: it was going to be a huge success, similar to
Speaker 1: what we saw ratings wise with like Sam Frost season,
Speaker 1: but I think they are as low. This episode three
Speaker 1: was as low as two hundred and fifty thousand viewers,
Speaker 1: which is it's the lowest they've had across the franchise
Speaker 1: for both Bachelorette, Bachelotte and Batch in Paradise.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, Westill invested Westill here. We hope you're
Speaker 2: still here with us.
Speaker 1: But it's crazy t RBT beat the Bachelorette. Oh, come on,
Speaker 1: what is happening? What is going on?
Speaker 2: You're in a real diet estate when RBT beats.
Speaker 1: You, aren't you? Do you like RBT though it's not bad.
Speaker 2: Maybe we should recap of RBT moving forward. But also,
Speaker 2: I mean, like, look, we said it on last week's episode,
Speaker 2: it's amazing that they have changed the format of the
Speaker 2: contestants as in, like you know, obviously there is bisexual casting.
Speaker 2: There is far more diversity, but the actual structure of
Speaker 2: the whole thing haven't changed. It's the same formula, and
Speaker 2: so if people are a bit tired of Batch, well,
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, throwing in a few interesting characters
Speaker 2: because of their sexual preferences doesn't really change people's interest
Speaker 2: in the actual show. I don't think, I mean, at
Speaker 2: least that's what we're seeing. But anyway, let's get into
Speaker 2: episode three. Brooke has her first scene date with our
Speaker 2: dancer Holly, and.
Speaker 1: I get the feeling. I don't know what it is,
Speaker 1: but they just seem to be a little like, what's
Speaker 1: the word I'm looking for.
Speaker 2: Is it nervous?
Speaker 1: I think it's nervous.
Speaker 2: You make me nervous. I'm sorry why they had me
Speaker 2: more nervous. I just naturally, maybe get a little bit
Speaker 2: more nervous with girls actually do make me nervous. Brook
Speaker 2: said that I make you nervous, which is quite ironic
Speaker 2: because I feel the same way. Are you nervous? I was?
Speaker 1: I was actually really nervous to see you, Laura. I
Speaker 1: actually accounted how many times it was said, and I've
Speaker 1: clocked up three hundred and twenty six nervouses.
Speaker 2: Actually I got three hundred and twenty seven, so I
Speaker 2: think you're wrong on that one. There was a lot
Speaker 2: it was a lot of nervous. I hope that in
Speaker 2: that car ride, because like, obviously, Brook, if you were,
Speaker 2: I mean, maybe not obviously. Maybe you haven't watched it
Speaker 2: and you're just relying on us to recap it for you. Sorry,
Speaker 2: if that's the case, Brook picked Holly up. They're in
Speaker 2: a car, they're driving to a location. Surely they talked
Speaker 2: about something else in that whole time, apart from what's
Speaker 2: been taken, Like there three hundred twenty seven times that
Speaker 2: the word nervous was us. Surely there was something else
Speaker 2: in there that could have been why.
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe the editor was nervous.
Speaker 2: Okay, So they get out of the car, they get
Speaker 2: to location, and for a second there I think I'm
Speaker 2: watching Dancing with the Stars. It's your mate, it's.
Speaker 1: Jared, and Jared was He was actually one of the
Speaker 1: professional dancers on Dancing with the Stars All Stars, which
Speaker 1: I happened to be on that season last year. No
Speaker 1: big deal. I came sixth, very good at the summer
Speaker 1: top score was forty two. Jared is a very good dancer.
Speaker 2: Though he is a very good dancer, and so is Holly.
Speaker 2: Dancing is a huge part of my life. I've been
Speaker 2: dancing since I was about five. Considering the Holly has
Speaker 2: been dancing for pretty much her entire life, I do
Speaker 2: think it's an interesting shout to take her to a
Speaker 2: beginner's class.
Speaker 1: Now, well, at least Laura, this is now going to
Speaker 1: combat those nerves, because if there's one thing that Holly
Speaker 1: has done a lot of this show so far, it's dancing.
Speaker 1: I think every time she's been on camera, Holly's like,
Speaker 1: well it's time for a while, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It's Chess girl all over again. Poor Jay and the Chess.
Speaker 2: And now we got Holly in the dancing.
Speaker 1: To the point where it's like a rose ceremony and
Speaker 1: they pan across everyone looking stress.
Speaker 2: In the background, it's just there way for ruckers doing
Speaker 2: a g the YMCA. But also it does feel a
Speaker 2: little bit one trick pony, doesn't it Like it's a
Speaker 2: bit one dimensional. I feel like there's more to Holly
Speaker 2: that we haven't seen yet.
Speaker 1: After we see the dancing, which I thought they were
Speaker 1: a little bit out of time. The two step was
Speaker 1: a little bit slow.
Speaker 2: I mean, we are if this is coming from a
Speaker 2: dancing master here.
Speaker 1: I mean I I was a little bit disappointed that
Speaker 1: is all. Gave them a six out of ten for
Speaker 1: the dancing, but they had the intimate time afterwards, and look,
Speaker 1: there was nothing wrong at all with the what we
Speaker 1: called intimate time. It was very pleasant, very nice. Holly
Speaker 1: seems lovely, but I just think I wasn't feeling it
Speaker 1: in my loins. I wasn't getting a sense of there
Speaker 1: being much of a spark between the two of them.
Speaker 2: They had a really important conversation, like they talked about
Speaker 2: their own sexuality, they talked about pan sexuality and their identities,
Speaker 2: and it was a really big and powerful moment for
Speaker 2: the Bachelor. Like for me watching that, I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: this is this is not something I have ever seen
Speaker 2: before from this franchise, and that is something that I
Speaker 2: think is really important.
Speaker 1: Definitely important conversations. It's great that it's being had, but
Speaker 1: I don't think that's translating to being this amazing relationship
Speaker 1: with his fireworks whenever they're together. Like the kiss was nice,
Speaker 1: but you know, I wasn't sitting there going, oh my goodness.
Speaker 2: It's funny because when I see Brook and darvit, I'm like, yes,
Speaker 2: like they're like they're in it, and she's crying all
Speaker 2: the time and they love each other. And then I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's just a bit pleasant with Holly. Like I don't quite.
Speaker 2: I don't get the same intensity of chemistry. We all
Speaker 2: know chemistry lies and it's a real bitch and can
Speaker 2: come back and bite you in the ass. But I
Speaker 2: don't get the same level of intensity when it comes
Speaker 2: to the connection between Holly and Brook And I know that, like,
Speaker 2: not everyone agrees with Matt and I. I was on
Speaker 2: the Facebook group and on the thread.
Speaker 1: And people were loving it.
Speaker 2: Totally, and it's very fifty to fifty on there. I
Speaker 2: think fifty percent of people were like, yeah, it is
Speaker 2: going to be Holly at the end, and the other
Speaker 2: fifty percent were a bit like, ah, that's lovely.
Speaker 1: But I think there is one thing that we can
Speaker 1: all agree on, and what is that Holly really does
Speaker 1: like dancing.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that this is not the last we've seen
Speaker 2: of it, to be honest. Now let's get into the
Speaker 2: group date. The group date was it was a bit
Speaker 2: of a mish mash. Let's be real. There was a
Speaker 2: jumping castle, it was a compatibility test. There's some scissors,
Speaker 2: OSHA's beautiful hair.
Speaker 1: Okay, the first part of this date was I don't
Speaker 1: know how you describe it other than it was a
Speaker 1: jumping castle. It was a thank you, Laura, it was
Speaker 1: a jumping castle. You are so helpful at times.
Speaker 2: We saw one at monkey Mania when we took Molly
Speaker 2: there the other week.
Speaker 1: I know, I remember, except Okay, so it's one versus one,
Speaker 1: you're in bungee cord, you run to the center, there's
Speaker 1: a love hut cushion. It did make me feel like
Speaker 1: it was a little bit of squid games going on.
Speaker 2: Why did you feel like there was squid games going
Speaker 2: I'm sitting here flossing my teeth at the same time,
Speaker 2: I honest.
Speaker 1: Because it was because you talk about the fact that
Speaker 1: the jumping castles at monkey Mania, it's very childlike squid games,
Speaker 1: the games that were playing will very childlike. Obviously at
Speaker 1: the end of squid games, people were getting shot in
Speaker 1: the head, which didn't happen on the Bachelorette, But it
Speaker 1: just it felt a little bit reminiscent of squid games, or.
Speaker 2: Like adults doing juvenile chartish games.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but thankfully nobody was killed and nobody was shot.
Speaker 2: Well, it is a seven thirty PM time slot.
Speaker 1: You know, what would make this season a little bit
Speaker 1: more exciting and it may help with the ratings. What
Speaker 1: it instead of people not getting a rose, you get shot?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean that's where we're at now. Squid Games
Speaker 2: has set the bar so high. We don't like I'm
Speaker 2: desensitized to TV. I don't feel anything anymore. It needs
Speaker 2: to be instead of sorry you didn't receive a rose,
Speaker 2: it's just osher going around with.
Speaker 1: Osha with a magnum, going up to people and going,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, it's time for you to leave.
Speaker 2: This is not funny. We're we're not laughing. We're not
Speaker 2: laughing at this as though it's real on reality TV.
Speaker 2: We're laughing at it as though it's the Squid Games,
Speaker 2: in which case it's fine because that's fiction.
Speaker 1: Okay, one, remember, so the compatibility test was it was
Speaker 1: kind of weird. There was a contestants. They then had
Speaker 1: bits of string attached to a love heart, and they
Speaker 1: asked questions about compatibility. If you've got it right, you
Speaker 1: then got to cut the string of somebody else. And
Speaker 1: everybody hated David. Everyone wanted to get David out of
Speaker 1: there as quickly as they could.
Speaker 2: Well, it's because he's the winner, and everyone can smell
Speaker 2: it on him. You can smell a winner from a
Speaker 2: mile away, and then there's just a target on his back.
Speaker 2: I think after last week it was pretty obvious that
Speaker 2: Brooke and Darvid have an awesome connection and everybody else
Speaker 2: is feeling that. So yeah, he's Unfortunately that's what happens
Speaker 2: when you get the first date.
Speaker 1: As well, it's first date curse.
Speaker 2: Well, Dava gets the snip, then they knock each other
Speaker 2: off one by one. Really interesting though, is the questions
Speaker 2: around finance. So many questions around finance. Curious if this
Speaker 2: episode was brought to you by like City Bank or something.
Speaker 1: It's not like the Bachelor of Bachelorette to try and
Speaker 1: shoehorn in. There some sponsored messaging.
Speaker 2: But what is the question about Like Brooks' financewers and
Speaker 2: she loves an Excel spreadsheet, she loves it.
Speaker 1: I also love an Excel spreadsheet.
Speaker 2: I know, I find it so strange I can relate.
Speaker 2: I wish I had that level of organization in my life.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be so poor.
Speaker 1: Well, look, if you didn't get a parking fine every
Speaker 1: single day, Laura, then we wouldn't be poor.
Speaker 2: But also if I was more organized. We also wouldn't
Speaker 2: get parking fines every day because I'd remember I parked
Speaker 2: the car and that it's one hour parking that's right
Speaker 2: out the front of a house.
Speaker 1: But who won this one? It was Emily.
Speaker 2: It was Emily. Emily got the overtime, she got a rose,
Speaker 2: but we didn't see any of it. To be honest,
Speaker 2: I feel like there was definitely more to that. However,
Speaker 2: they did want to lead us to believe that maybe
Speaker 2: there could be something more, Maybe something could be brewing here.
Speaker 1: Emily, Congratulations, you win a rose. Emily played a great game,
Speaker 1: and I'm keen to get to know her more so
Speaker 1: with compatibility on track, like who knows where this could go?
Speaker 2: Well spoiler alert, Emily goes home on the next episode,
Speaker 2: so clearly it didn't go anywhere.
Speaker 1: Although she did come into the cocktail party very excited.
Speaker 2: They clase it with you, y'.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I think is missing from these
Speaker 1: cocktail parties?
Speaker 2: Anything exciting?
Speaker 1: We need a villain. There's no villain. And I know
Speaker 1: that everyone says we don't want a villain, we just
Speaker 1: want the love, but that's an absolute lie.
Speaker 2: I know you know what missing? We're missing Sierra we
Speaker 2: need a bit of like sleepy chlamydia in here. Koala yeah, Tree.
Speaker 1: Can we please if there's intruders, bring back Sierra.
Speaker 2: I miss Sierra, I miss I miss like a lovable villain,
Speaker 2: and I agree with you. Every single year people like, oh,
Speaker 2: enough with the drama, enough with like the like the
Speaker 2: bitchiness and this. And I'm not saying I don't want bitchiness,
Speaker 2: but the bitchiness is a bit too much. But you
Speaker 2: need a bit of drama. You need like a lovable
Speaker 2: villain or even just like a decent narrator. I think
Speaker 2: this season at the moment is lacking that one standout
Speaker 2: character that like is really funny to narrate, Like, you know,
Speaker 2: in our season it was Tara, in last season it
Speaker 2: was Sierra. You need that person who is just really
Speaker 2: fucking funny and holds those little grabs in between the
Speaker 2: big moments.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I've always been the person to say I just
Speaker 1: wanted to be a beautiful love story. And then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, two people are opening up to each
Speaker 1: other kissing, and I'm like, hmm.
Speaker 2: Like having going to get snacks? Ah, theybe what's in
Speaker 2: the fringe?
Speaker 1: Literally literally everyone thinks they want no drama. But that's
Speaker 1: what we need at the front end of the series,
Speaker 1: and we're not getting any of it, and I think
Speaker 1: that's what's missing. Although although before this episode ended, we
Speaker 1: did get a pretty good kiss, and a lot of
Speaker 1: people think that David is going to win this series.
Speaker 1: I wasn't totally on board until until Laura this kiss
Speaker 1: at the cocktail party.
Speaker 2: Oh look, I love David and Brooke, but I felt
Speaker 2: like I was inside their mouth.
Speaker 1: And I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
Speaker 2: Matt whips out the video from the deleted flame. He's
Speaker 2: just sitting there on the couch with you getting fissed. Hey,
Speaker 2: but that went really dark, really quickly. No, the kiss
Speaker 2: was it was a beautiful kiss. You guys know, Darvid
Speaker 2: is my pick. But the music. Can we talk about
Speaker 2: the goddamn music for a second. I just want to
Speaker 2: play for you just a little grab of the new
Speaker 2: music that they're playing during the kissing.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, sorry, that's just the video that was in
Speaker 1: my WhatsApp. This is the actual soundtrack.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Darted and Brooke kiss for at least ten
Speaker 2: minutes of that episode, and I know because I fast
Speaker 2: forward it after a while. I was like, I feel damp,
Speaker 2: like I'm not.
Speaker 1: Do not invite me in like that, Laura Ben not
Speaker 1: turned on.
Speaker 2: I meant like because I felt like I was inside them.
Speaker 1: Imagine if people would say, like if they were feeling
Speaker 1: very horny, like, oh god, I'm so damp right now.
Speaker 2: What do they say, I'm wet?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, moist.
Speaker 2: No one says I'm moist.
Speaker 1: I say it all the time.
Speaker 2: I yeah, That's why I don't sex very often. Oh moist.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, I'm so damp and moldy right now.
Speaker 2: After the ten minutes of kissing and literally no talking whatsoever,
Speaker 2: Brook tells Darvid how much she enjoyed spending time with him.
Speaker 2: I always love talking to Darvin.
Speaker 1: You guys didn't say anything. I didn't speak, You're like, hey,
Speaker 1: how I am.
Speaker 2: For ten minutes and she was like, God, I love
Speaker 2: speaking to that guy.
Speaker 1: He's great, good conversations. I do want to say, in
Speaker 1: this episode, where the hell was Jamie Lee?
Speaker 2: Where was anybody like I'm okay. This is one thing
Speaker 2: that I think maybe is also adding to my fatigue
Speaker 2: with this episode. I found this episode particularly boring, Like
Speaker 2: I'm I think we've already driven that message home. But
Speaker 2: I'm just going to say it again in case you
Speaker 2: weren't where. Episode three kind of sucked, but I think
Speaker 2: it was because half of the characters were missing, Like
Speaker 2: where was Conrad on this episode?
Speaker 1: Where the hell was Conrad? That is the big question.
Speaker 1: If I don't get any Conrad in the next couple episodes,
Speaker 1: I'm checking out completely.
Speaker 2: Well, you already know we got some Conrad in the
Speaker 2: next one. We've already seen them. We're recapping both. Don't
Speaker 2: pretend and try and leave a bit of mystery when
Speaker 2: you know exactly what's coming up.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, full confession. Conrad is coming up the next
Speaker 1: single day.
Speaker 2: Thank god for Maddie Jay who went home in this episode.
Speaker 2: I've already forgotten of good so of you. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: somebody whose name we don't remember went home. Glad you
Speaker 2: guys rely on us for some reliable recaps. Episode number
Speaker 2: four this was a bit better.
Speaker 1: I like this episode, mate, I've got so much time
Speaker 1: for Conrad. He's got to be all right. I say this.
Speaker 1: I want to say this big call. He is my
Speaker 1: favorite contestant ever on the Bachelorette.
Speaker 2: You were on the Bachelorette. He is my second an
Speaker 2: evil cackle that came from me.
Speaker 1: Thank you for reminding me, Laura. He's incredible. He's incredible.
Speaker 1: He's handsome, he's sensitive, he's got good personality, he's always laughing,
Speaker 1: he is funny. He's just a complete package. I think.
Speaker 2: I mean, look at me, I'm six foot two, one
Speaker 2: hundred kilos and I'm video like a little storyl I'm
Speaker 2: due mate. Do you reckon he's really one hundred kilos?
Speaker 2: You know, like you would, You're like very perceptive when
Speaker 2: it comes to men's weights, heights, how much they work out.
Speaker 1: I don't reckon he's one hundred kilos. He's very thin.
Speaker 1: Look at the guy he's not.
Speaker 2: That is a man you can climb with your thighs.
Speaker 2: Go for a brook.
Speaker 1: I'm six foot one and a half.
Speaker 2: How many kilos are you?
Speaker 1: Eighty two kilos?
Speaker 2: Puns, So.
Speaker 1: There is no way that he's going to weigh eighteen
Speaker 1: more kilos than me.
Speaker 2: I mean, he I reckon if we're going to run
Speaker 2: into him at a party one day or at an event,
Speaker 2: I mean, that's a lie. We don't go to any
Speaker 2: events or parties with we're parents, But if we did,
Speaker 2: I think you would see him and be like, wow,
Speaker 2: I get it. Now You're like, I'll climb him as well. Conrad,
Speaker 2: if you're listening, i'd stay away from dy j because
Speaker 2: he will absolutely climb you like a tree.
Speaker 1: Laura, hold my shoes, I'm jumping aboard.
Speaker 2: So Conrad and Brook they actually have a really, really
Speaker 2: beautiful date, and I am kind of feeling nervous about
Speaker 2: my Darbard pick now. I get it, Matt, I get it.
Speaker 2: I'm also a little bit in love with Conrad now too. Conrad,
Speaker 2: I'll also climb you like a tree. Speak. I came
Speaker 2: in really hard with the whole Darvard chat, and I
Speaker 2: was feeling very strong and very cocky. But Conrad has
Speaker 2: grown on me. I really like Conrad now, I kind
Speaker 2: of I'm going to bring him into my top threefold.
Speaker 1: He's my number one. Here's your number one, number one
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I'm feeling a little bit less certain
Speaker 2: than what I was feeling last week. Brook has a
Speaker 2: really special date organized for Conrad, one that she's not
Speaker 2: sure if he'll be into. But it's something that's really
Speaker 2: important to her self. Care is a big thing that
Speaker 2: I have in my life.
Speaker 1: I think it's really important for you to do like emotionally, physically, mentally,
Speaker 1: and I thought today we could do a bit of
Speaker 1: a pampa day, little self care. I love that Brook
Speaker 1: is a little unsure if Comrade's going to enjoy a
Speaker 1: pampa day. But the guy highlights his hair.
Speaker 2: He also came with his nails done. The guy is
Speaker 2: well and truly versed in a pampa day.
Speaker 1: For the first part of a single date, they're going
Speaker 1: to be giving each other a little massage.
Speaker 2: And that field Baby, Oh.
Speaker 1: Does that feel? Baby? I'm so glad I got to
Speaker 1: use that grab.
Speaker 2: If anyone's curious, that absolutely was not The Bachelor, but
Speaker 2: it was kind of the same thing. So Conrad lays
Speaker 2: down looking on baf Man Mountain, and then Brook is
Speaker 2: the one to give Conrad a massage.
Speaker 1: Okay, I feel sorry for Conrad in this situation because
Speaker 1: Conrad just wants to lay there, close his eyes, relax
Speaker 1: on wine, and get some of those knots rubbed out
Speaker 1: of his back.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that's not the only thing he wants to
Speaker 2: get rubbed down.
Speaker 1: Laura, before we go into a record, you always say
Speaker 1: I don't want too much sexual in your window. Let's
Speaker 1: keep this PG.
Speaker 2: Yes, because we can't both do them. It'd be just
Speaker 2: be potty mouth central over here.
Speaker 1: I'm the inappropriate one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you absolutely are. You absolutely are. I haven't had
Speaker 2: enough wines today to be the inappropriate one. I haven't
Speaker 2: had any. It's lunchtime. I'm sober. It's terrible. It's a
Speaker 2: terrible affliction. I've got a parent my own kids. After this.
Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, let's talk about Let's talk about the
Speaker 1: kiss between Conrad.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know, I don't want to talk about it
Speaker 2: if I don't want to lose.
Speaker 1: Did you see that part? There was a section like
Speaker 1: midway through one of their kisses where he did this
Speaker 1: little move and I was just like, hold, damn, that
Speaker 1: is special. He like bit her lip? He bit her lip?
Speaker 2: Yes, I saw it.
Speaker 1: Man, that's good.
Speaker 2: It was a little wasn't it all we did on
Speaker 2: The Bachelor? That was clink teeth? Yeah? Actually we did
Speaker 2: smack teeth twice.
Speaker 1: This guy is incredible, and he's so incredible. He's making
Speaker 1: her cry.
Speaker 2: Brook has cried on every date, though, Like, let's be real,
Speaker 2: she's cried.
Speaker 1: A lot, so I don't think she's cried on Holly's date.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Well, she's cried on more dates than she hasn't.
Speaker 1: So when they come back from their dates, it's not
Speaker 1: the question of did you get a rose, did you
Speaker 1: get a kiss?
Speaker 2: Did you may cry?
Speaker 1: Did you make Brok cry?
Speaker 2: Did you cry?
Speaker 1: She didn't cry? Well, good, I'm stealing with a chance.
Speaker 2: Also, Conrad and Brook had a really really awesome intimate
Speaker 2: moment like their intimacy scene. The thing I really liked
Speaker 2: about the intimacy scene is that you really felt like
Speaker 2: they were having a good conversation. I do. I mean
Speaker 2: it's hard because when you're in that environment you can
Speaker 2: have a connection with someone like I know that watching
Speaker 2: back on some of our episodes, like, we had some
Speaker 2: great conversations, and those conversations didn't necessarily the cut of
Speaker 2: the edit. So it's not to say that Holly and
Speaker 2: dav didn't have great conversations. But what we've seen of
Speaker 2: the way that Conrad and Brooke communicate has been pretty special.
Speaker 2: I think like them both in tears and I don't know,
Speaker 2: just it felt like they were actually speaking the whole time.
Speaker 2: It wasn't so much just like the giddy giggling, which
Speaker 2: sometimes can be like the bigger part of the conversation.
Speaker 2: They really connected.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of the chat, initially on Date
Speaker 1: one is always like what are you looking for? And
Speaker 1: like why do you think you're still single? It's just
Speaker 1: all that top line, standard chat. These guys took it
Speaker 1: to another layer. It was deep, ah, deeper than I've
Speaker 1: ever been before.
Speaker 2: You do love Conrad?
Speaker 1: I fucking love Conrad so much. I really hope he
Speaker 1: doesn't disappoint me?
Speaker 2: Should I be more worried about you? Following Conrad on Instagram? Now?
Speaker 1: I haven't given him a follow, but Conrad, if you're
Speaker 1: listening again, to slide into his DA, slide into my DMS.
Speaker 1: Maybe just like a photo, any photo at all, or video.
Speaker 1: It'd mean a lot.
Speaker 2: Ah. Yeah, anyway, that's getting weird. But let's jump into
Speaker 2: the group day. Okay. I think Conrad's gonna win. No,
Speaker 2: I don't, and it's still Darward, but Conrad's going to
Speaker 2: be a close second. Oh I know what's happening. I've
Speaker 2: got it. What Conrad's number three, Holly's number two, Darvid's
Speaker 2: number one. That's it. It's just clicked.
Speaker 1: It was weird watching that happen right now. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just like the rain.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, where's Jamie Lee. Where's she floating around
Speaker 2: in the net blok?
Speaker 1: Jamie Lee's gone, she's out of the mix.
Speaker 2: She's number four. Yeah, Jamie's four. She's gonna make it.
Speaker 2: She's gonna get pipped just before hometown's. Wow, I'm having
Speaker 2: a real existential crisis right now.
Speaker 1: Your eyes have lit up like nothing else. It's like
Speaker 1: you've seen it, Gohost, I'm.
Speaker 2: Having a premonition. So darb it is number one, holy
Speaker 2: number two, Conrad, you heard her here first, people, this
Speaker 2: is my oracle.
Speaker 1: Laura's eyes just roll back into her head, start of
Speaker 1: foaming at the mouth, and she goes, oh, Darvid's number one.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what it's like when we have sex as well. Anyway,
Speaker 2: into the group date, So the group date of episode four,
Speaker 2: they go go karting, but before they do go go karting.
Speaker 2: I just love how The Bachelor has really mastered the
Speaker 2: art of subtle, subliminal advertising. I mean, I think that
Speaker 2: maybe Missubishi Hybrid is a sponsor of this episode, but
Speaker 2: it's done with such nuance you almost wouldn't be able
Speaker 2: to tell.
Speaker 1: Goodness goes so M's rumor. It's so quiet. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a hybrid. So they rock up at the Entertainment
Speaker 1: Quarter and today they're going to be go karting.
Speaker 2: And Osh is there, of course, ready to tell us
Speaker 2: all what the date is about. Book.
Speaker 1: When it comes to cars, what kind of cars you
Speaker 1: like to run? I dead set thought she was going
Speaker 1: to say, Amitsubishi hybrid. I was like, oh, come on.
Speaker 2: Surprisingly she did it. She said she likes fast cars.
Speaker 2: Poor Emily can't even drive a car. She's out with
Speaker 2: the chance. And then they have to pair off into partners.
Speaker 2: I can't remember who anybody partnered with except for Emily.
Speaker 2: No one picked Emily.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure of these people in the group date,
Speaker 1: I can only remember Emily's name and Carissa and Travis
Speaker 1: is Travis there.
Speaker 2: I like that we're doing this whilst we're recording, which
Speaker 2: I'm going to spitball it Carissa. So everybody has partnered off.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately for Emily, since she can't drive, nobody chooses her,
Speaker 2: which is absolutely unsurprising. She does get partnered with Brook though,
Speaker 2: so that is like a nice little sweetener for being
Speaker 2: rejected by everybody else. And Osha stands there and explains
Speaker 2: to everybody what they're actually going to be doing, so
Speaker 2: it's this go kart household work chore relay.
Speaker 1: In between sets of laps, you will sold the laundry.
Speaker 2: I'll do it easy.
Speaker 1: I'm very domesticated. You'll then finally untangle the fairy light.
Speaker 2: So Osha just brings in all of his dirty laundry
Speaker 2: and this group date is that everyone's going to sort
Speaker 2: and clean up for him.
Speaker 1: He's just making them do all his odd jobs around
Speaker 1: the house. He's like, if you can also go through
Speaker 1: my receipts and sort my tax out, that'd be great.
Speaker 2: It's perfect and Okay. The thing that the contestants don't
Speaker 2: know is that it's not about who wins. It's not
Speaker 2: about how fast or how hard you go, or how
Speaker 2: deep you go stop with the.
Speaker 1: Deep, stop stop using that.
Speaker 2: Word, or how thick it is. Oh my gosh, flushing
Speaker 2: he's blushing over here.
Speaker 1: What podcast brings out such a weird sexual side of
Speaker 1: your personality.
Speaker 2: It's being sit in front of this phallic microphone and
Speaker 2: you for too long, Maddie Jay. Okay. Basically, the winner,
Speaker 2: it's not who It's not who wins the race, it's
Speaker 2: not who does the task.
Speaker 1: It's the character you show whilst competing.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, it's the person who's the nicest, most loving,
Speaker 2: kind person. Whilst doing OSHA's laundry.
Speaker 1: I actually thought Carrissa who wins. When we saw her
Speaker 1: in the red carpet, I thought she was going to
Speaker 1: do quite well. But she has just always been in
Speaker 1: the back and the shadows lurking. Hasn't really done a
Speaker 1: whole lot.
Speaker 2: I mean, I wouldn't say she's lurking. She's not like
Speaker 2: she's like peeking through the blind. She's just very quiet
Speaker 2: and reserved. And unfortunately, in that environment, if you're very
Speaker 2: quiet and reserved, and I think as well, like she
Speaker 2: seems like a real introvert, it can be so hard
Speaker 2: to get time when there's so many big personalities in
Speaker 2: the house.
Speaker 1: And who would have thought that helping somebody out in
Speaker 1: a competition to untangle some fairy lights will get you
Speaker 1: a single date.
Speaker 2: I know. On last season we talked about how some
Speaker 2: of the group dates were a bit spotlight esque. This
Speaker 2: is particularly spotlight. I imagine getting some tangled fairy lights
Speaker 2: and being like, cool, this is a multi million dollar show.
Speaker 2: That's how much it costs to create this. We've got
Speaker 2: fairy lights for this date and a gokut.
Speaker 1: The art department has literally been laid off because there's
Speaker 1: no money, and so the Bachelor contestants are now just
Speaker 1: styling the show and like wrapping up old light. Next
Speaker 1: group date, you'll be cleaning champagne flutes and packing up
Speaker 1: the furniture.
Speaker 2: Do you know how they'll package that up? They'll say,
Speaker 2: it's like moving house. It's what you do when you
Speaker 2: move in together. How do you pack an unpacked furniture.
Speaker 1: It's the next step in the relationship.
Speaker 2: Oh far out. Chrisa gets the extra time in the date.
Speaker 2: She's so excited. I've been waiting for this moment for
Speaker 2: so long, Carissa. It's been two weeks you have been
Speaker 2: in the house. Literally, I reckon. It's probably not even
Speaker 2: that reckon, it's like a week and a half. I've
Speaker 2: been waiting for this moment for so long. There's only
Speaker 2: been three dates. We're only on episode four.
Speaker 1: Give her a break. She's been very excited. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it has been like literally eight nights so far.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, though, the extra time was a bit of a fizzer,
Speaker 2: kind of went well.
Speaker 1: It's always tough when there's no spark with somebody, you know,
Speaker 1: there's nothing you can do to try and make a
Speaker 1: relationship work. But that's kind of where the conversation went,
Speaker 1: where Chrissa was like, hey, like what can I do?
Speaker 1: What can I do? She didn't say, like explicitly what
Speaker 1: can I do to make you like me? But that
Speaker 1: was kind of like what she was implying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's really hard, isn't it, Especially when you're
Speaker 2: in that environment where so many people have such obvious,
Speaker 2: clear connections and they just click straight away when you
Speaker 2: see someone, or when you meet the bachelor or the
Speaker 2: bachelorette and you're like, oh, there is something there, and
Speaker 2: then you get a bit more time together and you're like,
Speaker 2: holy shit, maybe it isn't there, or you're not receiving
Speaker 2: a back like maybe Carissa it is for her. Actually
Speaker 2: obviously it's there for her, because she really started to
Speaker 2: panic in that cocktail party and like, I think for
Speaker 2: her it's there, but she's not getting that vibe back
Speaker 2: from Brook and that sent her into absolute meltdown mode.
Speaker 1: When you compare the kiss with David, Holly and Conrad
Speaker 1: to her measly little peck, which was like how you
Speaker 1: would peck your grandma. You know, you're in a lot
Speaker 1: of trouble.
Speaker 2: Even Jamie Lees as well, like, I mean, she's actually
Speaker 2: kissed a few people so far, but Carissa's was just
Speaker 2: really lacking luster. And I think that would have been
Speaker 2: super disappointing for Chrisa too, because you know, it's one
Speaker 2: thing to go into the house and be like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: we got a kiss, I got a rose. But there's
Speaker 2: a kiss, and then there's a kiss, then there's Conrad.
Speaker 1: Conrad was like, how many times did you bite her lip? None? Sorry, Carissa,
Speaker 1: your head is in the chopping block.
Speaker 2: So the thing that makes episode number four such a
Speaker 2: good episode, Oh did I like it? Is that we
Speaker 2: had some intruders, four intruders. Four people came into the
Speaker 2: house and four people went home. And look, I'm going
Speaker 2: to say that the original contestants they weren't really feeling
Speaker 2: too good about the whole situation.
Speaker 1: It's always the case, even though they've been there for
Speaker 1: what is it eight or nine days, there's such a
Speaker 1: sense of this is my turf. Ain't nobody coming in?
Speaker 1: So these new people that are arriving, they had just
Speaker 1: met with absolute daggers.
Speaker 2: Imagine if it was intruders. Stop, I'm just my heart
Speaker 2: is beating stomach falls out my butt.
Speaker 1: I do hate it with my stomach falls out of
Speaker 1: my ass.
Speaker 2: I mean I also hate it. It really doesn't smell good.
Speaker 2: You just tried to drop one before we were going
Speaker 2: to edit it out.
Speaker 1: You were looking at your notes. You weren't paying attention.
Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be silent. It popped own.
Speaker 2: It was not silent. And you pay me out about
Speaker 2: cocking a leg. You even cocked a leg to drop
Speaker 2: that one. We're sitting, guys, just so you know, this
Speaker 2: is how close we are. We're fine with farting in
Speaker 2: front of each other. We're sitting in our room. It
Speaker 2: is so hot in here because the sun.
Speaker 1: Has been big, because shirts.
Speaker 2: And that is dropping some really really interesting smells in
Speaker 2: his room. It's a lot.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Let's talk about the intruders.
Speaker 2: Let's go from top to bottom.
Speaker 1: Number one, Millie. Let's talk about the intruders. We have
Speaker 1: four of them, starting with Millie, who I think is
Speaker 1: quite nice. She's a gym manager, but look as lovely
Speaker 1: as she is, she seems very pleasant. I don't think
Speaker 1: she has a chance at all.
Speaker 2: I disagree. I think Millie and lucas the two the
Speaker 2: top and the.
Speaker 1: Bottom of the Lucas Luca Laura.
Speaker 2: I wrote down Lucas Hotti. It's what I wrote down
Speaker 2: in my notes, So Luca Hotty, I reckon those two.
Speaker 2: We're going to see it bit more from Milli and Luca.
Speaker 1: Okay, there was also Will. He was very tall, had
Speaker 1: a mustache. So that's all we know about Will and
Speaker 1: we skip. That was it. And there's also there's another girl.
Speaker 1: She didn't have much as time. But yeah, two highlights
Speaker 1: Millie gym manager, Luca and Jess is.
Speaker 2: The other girl. You obviously forgot her name. She gave
Speaker 2: Brook her her house key.
Speaker 1: Yeah, stage five, Stage five, got to watch out for that.
Speaker 1: Brook be concerned.
Speaker 2: So I think Merely and Luca, we're going to see
Speaker 2: more of them coming up. And you know, I do
Speaker 2: definitely a.
Speaker 1: Second you pay me out for trying to like play
Speaker 1: Corey about what's coming up next. We know that Luca
Speaker 1: gets the next single day No, I think, yeah.
Speaker 2: I didn't watch that, but I went to the toilet.
Speaker 1: Because I thought you were being like, oh, like I do.
Speaker 1: My premonitions are coming in. I'm seeing something or it's Luca.
Speaker 1: I'm seeing Luca and many episodes to come.
Speaker 2: He didn't realize. I honestly, I stopped watching at the end.
Speaker 2: I still watching Get the Roast Ceremony. You're such a fraud,
Speaker 2: all right, Sorry about that, guys. So Milly and Luca.
Speaker 2: Millie is pleasant, She's lovely. Luca. I know we said
Speaker 2: we didn't have a villain. Obviously, production were like, we
Speaker 2: need a fucking villain because things are getting boring, and
Speaker 2: incomes Luca dun dundu.
Speaker 1: They would have just injected him with extra testosterone because
Speaker 1: he comes in swinging his balls around like no one else,
Speaker 1: like literally sits down, puts his balls in everyone's face,
Speaker 1: and he's like, smell that, you smell that. I'm a man.
Speaker 1: My name is Luca. I do jiu jitsu Wesbrook.
Speaker 2: He also does something very interesting at the cocktail party.
Speaker 2: He interrupts twice, like interrupting a conversation once. So fine,
Speaker 2: everything's fair game, but he interrupts twice, much to Carrissa's
Speaker 2: dismay as well. Carissa has a rose. She's safe, but
Speaker 2: she's having a stage five meltdown.
Speaker 1: Because she had the Grandma peck.
Speaker 2: But she's still got a rose. She's still safe for
Speaker 2: at least one more rose. Ceremony, but she's lost the plot.
Speaker 1: Luca is just sending everyone floody insane, and.
Speaker 2: For a second there, I think even Holly loses the plot.
Speaker 2: She thinks she's on an episode of.
Speaker 1: An alliance has formed General's couch tonight, people, so an
Speaker 1: alliance has been formed on this couch. She's like, we
Speaker 1: need to vote out Luca, and you're like, that's not
Speaker 1: how this show works, Holly.
Speaker 2: Holly's in the corner just eating beans and Rice trying
Speaker 2: to make a shelter with.
Speaker 1: An immunity idol. Thank god, I'm safe.
Speaker 2: Anyway, goes fast forward to the rose ceremony. It's been
Speaker 2: a long two episodes. Carissa is still literally standing to
Speaker 2: the side to the right with the rose. She's fine,
Speaker 2: and this is what she has to say about it.
Speaker 2: I'm not feeling good about tonight at all.
Speaker 1: Carissa, you have a rose.
Speaker 2: The only other highlight from this rose ceremony is obviously
Speaker 2: all originals go home. So four people who are the
Speaker 2: original cast, the original cast. It sounds like it's a
Speaker 2: reunion of friends. Four of the originals go home. Jamie
Speaker 2: Lee is the last one chosen, and she was you
Speaker 2: went to the door, so Jamie Lee's left there and
Speaker 2: she's the very last person who gets a rose, and
Speaker 2: she looks heartbroken. She really looks devastated.
Speaker 1: I'm worried about Jimmie Lee. I really am.
Speaker 2: I don't understand. It has to be more to it,
Speaker 2: because I know that obviously it was so early on
Speaker 2: the first rose ceremony, like the very first cocktail party
Speaker 2: when she had the kids, But like, it would not
Speaker 2: make sense for her to go home without a single
Speaker 2: date without there being more context to her story. You
Speaker 2: can't go from you can't pass your mate, say you've
Speaker 2: had feelings for her, and then send her home without
Speaker 2: a single date. It's just weird.
Speaker 1: That would be very confusing. But I think it would
Speaker 1: be a case of do you remember on the Honey
Speaker 1: Badger's season, who was the girl who had hooked up with.
Speaker 2: Him prior yash but she made her run to the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she had to wait so long for her
Speaker 1: first date because it's almost like she wasn't a priority
Speaker 1: because they already had time together. And I think that's
Speaker 1: what's happening with Jamie Lee, is the fact that she's
Speaker 1: just going to put her on the back burner, go
Speaker 1: through everybody else because she kind of already knows that
Speaker 1: Jamie Lee is like, given, she will get a date,
Speaker 1: but I think it will almost work to her detriment,
Speaker 1: the fact that she has that existing relationship with her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I also feel sorry for Jamielee because it
Speaker 2: would fully derail her. She would have come in feeling
Speaker 2: so strong, so confident. Yeah, I got the first makeout,
Speaker 2: and now she's getting the last rose, Like, what has
Speaker 2: she done wrong to deserve the last rose?
Speaker 1: And then now you've got big bulls Luca coming in
Speaker 1: swinging around, just swinging that big old hair.
Speaker 2: Racking people around. That was a weird, weird Visuallymitch.
Speaker 1: Anyway, guys, this is your bed, not anymore.
Speaker 2: All right, it's as weird for you as it is
Speaker 2: for us. That's probably it from us.
Speaker 1: I reckon, let's get out of here.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, should we tell you who went home?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I can't, I can't remember. I'll be honest.
Speaker 2: It was Jessica, Emily, Matt the Rapper, Matt the Rapper,
Speaker 2: and Becky.
Speaker 1: No idea who Becky is.
Speaker 2: Becky is the one who kind of looks like the
Speaker 2: chick from Maths.
Speaker 1: No, still nothing, Sorry, sorry about that, guys, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: sure you're a lovely Yeah. Didn't get enough airtime? Yeah,
Speaker 1: gotta get your balls out next time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
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