WEBVTT - BACHETTE UNCUT - Salsa, self care and some fresh meat

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<v Speaker 1>Is it weird that I am so comfortable sitting here

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<v Speaker 1>in your own bedroom, my own bedroom, in a room

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<v Speaker 1>that is filled with not only my fart, but your

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<v Speaker 1>fart as well.

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<v Speaker 2>We're ruminating in the farts, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. I'm just you know, it makes me

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<v Speaker 1>really really happy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad the bars set pretty low.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't help. It doesn't help that the sun is

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<v Speaker 1>beaming into the room.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. We are baking in sunlight.

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<v Speaker 1>And far so we're cooking in a combination of two

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<v Speaker 1>people's farts.

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<v Speaker 2>You're marinating a manure. We're going to grow a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit though.

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<v Speaker 1>When I go for a coffee later, people are going

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<v Speaker 1>to be like, what's that guy? I've been doing? Like, horseshit?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do it, hi, guys, and welcome back to another

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<v Speaker 2>episode with bat yet uncut. I'm here with my favorite man,

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<v Speaker 2>the man of the hour, the man of my dreams.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep going, keep going. What use you got?

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<v Speaker 2>The man with big biceps, the man with great hair,

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<v Speaker 2>the man with very smelly farts, Matthew Johnson. That is

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<v Speaker 2>so rich for you to be rich like the smell

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<v Speaker 2>of your farts.

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<v Speaker 1>To be fair, they've not been that bad lately.

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<v Speaker 2>No, It might have been pretty bad though.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, you have been very gassy. Interesting that when you

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<v Speaker 1>fight as well, you have to you have to like

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<v Speaker 1>cock a leg up. You can't just fart sitting in

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<v Speaker 1>any position.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't have as much tone on my butt

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<v Speaker 2>cheeks as I used to now that they're a bit softer.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to kind of make roup. Anyway, that is

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<v Speaker 2>not how we're going to start this episode. Well it is,

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<v Speaker 2>but we're gonna you can only go up from here

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<v Speaker 2>started at the bottom, literally, and now we're gonna lift

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<v Speaker 2>the bar higher. And we're going to recap episode three

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<v Speaker 2>and four of The Bachelorette. I know that that might

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<v Speaker 2>be a surprise to some of you, probably not to

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<v Speaker 2>anyone who listened to last week's episode though.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but before we go into the recaps, I have

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<v Speaker 1>a little story to tell you, Laura.

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<v Speaker 2>And have you been saving this like I do I

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<v Speaker 2>not know this story? Or have you been specifically saving

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<v Speaker 2>this for the pod? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I did? I saved it for the pod? I did?

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't told you it yet, And what have you done? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>actually it's not me that's done something, it's somebody else.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've been speaking to a guy in a professional sense,

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<v Speaker 1>so where that sounds no. So I was speaking to

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<v Speaker 1>this guy, he runs a marketing agency. We're speaking about business,

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<v Speaker 1>and we've transitioned from talking on email to talking on WhatsApp.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a bit easier going back and forth. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was outside playing with Marley and my phone went

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<v Speaker 1>off and I had a message from him, and I

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<v Speaker 1>checked it and it was a video. And then very

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<v Speaker 1>quickly because he must have seen you know, when you

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<v Speaker 1>get a message on WhatsApp and then if you see it,

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<v Speaker 1>the tick goes green, I think you've opened it.

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<v Speaker 2>It means that, yeah, the person's seen it, so he is.

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<v Speaker 2>But you can unsend a message on WhatsApp.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I don't know if you can.

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<v Speaker 2>You absolutely can do it all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well this guy didn't know that because straight away

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<v Speaker 1>he messaged saying ignore, ignore wrong person, like quite like

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<v Speaker 1>rapid fire messages saying, you know, don't open the video,

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<v Speaker 1>just delete it, wrong person. Let's move on.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know this person at all or is it

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<v Speaker 2>just like a totally professional relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>So totally professional, you know, up until now, all the

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<v Speaker 1>conversation has been on email, as in, like hi, mister

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<v Speaker 1>x hope, you've been well, as per our last discussion, right,

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<v Speaker 1>so on and so forth, so very very professional. We

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<v Speaker 1>are not in any way like throwing dans at each other.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, this video that he is frantically telling me

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<v Speaker 1>not to watch and.

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<v Speaker 2>Delete, like of course you're gonna watch it, of course,

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<v Speaker 2>And no one's ever going to delete something that they're

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<v Speaker 2>told to delete.

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<v Speaker 1>And it starts off quite innocently enough, you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just someone talking to camera about going deep sea diving,

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<v Speaker 1>and then progresses into a full on porno.

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<v Speaker 2>And wait, how does the progression take place? Like how

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<v Speaker 2>does it go from a guy sitting because he's sitting

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<v Speaker 2>in a chair talking about I need you to set

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<v Speaker 2>the set the scene.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, I think he's the person who has edited this

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<v Speaker 1>video together, has obviously taken two clips. So it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>like merge into a porno.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just it's not sometimes when you watch those pornos

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<v Speaker 2>and they do like a setup and it's like knock

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<v Speaker 2>on the door, the person comes over. It's not like a.

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<v Speaker 1>No, not at all. No, it doesn't then like you

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<v Speaker 1>know someone comes and being like, oh, you look like

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<v Speaker 1>you're quite tense. Let me help you relax. No, it

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<v Speaker 1>starts off with this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll let you see my see an enemy. That was terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but he's talking about the pressure of deep sea diving.

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<v Speaker 1>And then all of a sudden, it just cuts to

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<v Speaker 1>this porno and it's we're talking like fists and hands,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's it's it's very graphic. I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 1>show you the video because I know you will freak out.

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<v Speaker 2>How graphic. But it's you said fists first.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, That's what I'm talking about. So I was I

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<v Speaker 1>sent a full on fisting porno by this guy and

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<v Speaker 1>and he said, he said, this is for another Matt.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry, And I was like, what do I

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<v Speaker 1>do here? I mean, I could be offended.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, but well, you're like, why not for me?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's to say I'm not into this? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I sent him a message and I said, if you

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<v Speaker 1>have any more, I'd like to see them as well, please,

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<v Speaker 1>And he called me and he seemed very relieved that

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<v Speaker 1>I took it well, because it's not something you see

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<v Speaker 1>every day with someone that you're talking to in a

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<v Speaker 1>business sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. So okay, I don't know. I mean, I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 2>partly confused that you say that story specifically to tell

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<v Speaker 2>me on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and the reason why I wanted to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>is because I obviously deleted the video. But then I

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<v Speaker 1>just thought, in case you accidentally go into my phone

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<v Speaker 1>you delete something, you have to go into my deleted

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<v Speaker 1>messages and all of a sudden you see the fisting porno.

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<v Speaker 2>There's been a few times I've gone into your del

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<v Speaker 2>to photos and thought, I don't know why. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I know why you deleted it, but I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>why you had it in the first place.

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<v Speaker 1>It's people sending me their porno accidentally.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura, absolutely, you said, you're such an innocent victim in

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<v Speaker 2>all this. You didn't ask for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just here trying to do my business, be professional,

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<v Speaker 1>and all I get day and day out is fisting pornos.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not expect that that was how we were

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<v Speaker 2>going to start today's episode, But now that we're here,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad.

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<v Speaker 1>And if anybody has any fisting pornos and they want

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<v Speaker 1>to send it to me, please go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>MAT's numbers OZ for O two. Okay, All right, on

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<v Speaker 2>that note, let's get into the recapping of episode three

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<v Speaker 2>and four of The Bachelorette is there anybody still watching.

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<v Speaker 2>We're only at episode three, and the ratings might suddress

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<v Speaker 2>of the laws.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it really surprises me though I didn't think

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<v Speaker 1>it was going to be a huge success, similar to

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<v Speaker 1>what we saw ratings wise with like Sam Frost season,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think they are as low. This episode three

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<v Speaker 1>was as low as two hundred and fifty thousand viewers,

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<v Speaker 1>which is it's the lowest they've had across the franchise

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<v Speaker 1>for both Bachelorette, Bachelotte and Batch in Paradise.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, look, Westill invested Westill here. We hope you're

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<v Speaker 2>still here with us.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's crazy t RBT beat the Bachelorette. Oh, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>what is happening? What is going on?

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<v Speaker 2>You're in a real diet estate when RBT beats.

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<v Speaker 1>You, aren't you? Do you like RBT though it's not bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe we should recap of RBT moving forward. But also,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, like, look, we said it on last week's episode,

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<v Speaker 2>it's amazing that they have changed the format of the

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<v Speaker 2>contestants as in, like you know, obviously there is bisexual casting.

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<v Speaker 2>There is far more diversity, but the actual structure of

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<v Speaker 2>the whole thing haven't changed. It's the same formula, and

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<v Speaker 2>so if people are a bit tired of Batch, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know, throwing in a few interesting characters

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<v Speaker 2>because of their sexual preferences doesn't really change people's interest

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<v Speaker 2>in the actual show. I don't think, I mean, at

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<v Speaker 2>least that's what we're seeing. But anyway, let's get into

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<v Speaker 2>episode three. Brooke has her first scene date with our

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<v Speaker 2>dancer Holly, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I get the feeling. I don't know what it is,

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<v Speaker 1>but they just seem to be a little like, what's

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<v Speaker 1>the word I'm looking for.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it nervous?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's nervous.

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<v Speaker 2>You make me nervous. I'm sorry why they had me

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<v Speaker 2>more nervous. I just naturally, maybe get a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>more nervous with girls actually do make me nervous. Brook

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<v Speaker 2>said that I make you nervous, which is quite ironic

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<v Speaker 2>because I feel the same way. Are you nervous? I was?

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<v Speaker 1>I was actually really nervous to see you, Laura. I

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<v Speaker 1>actually accounted how many times it was said, and I've

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<v Speaker 1>clocked up three hundred and twenty six nervouses.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually I got three hundred and twenty seven, so I

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<v Speaker 2>think you're wrong on that one. There was a lot

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<v Speaker 2>it was a lot of nervous. I hope that in

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<v Speaker 2>that car ride, because like, obviously, Brook, if you were,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, maybe not obviously. Maybe you haven't watched it

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<v Speaker 2>and you're just relying on us to recap it for you. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>if that's the case, Brook picked Holly up. They're in

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<v Speaker 2>a car, they're driving to a location. Surely they talked

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<v Speaker 2>about something else in that whole time, apart from what's

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<v Speaker 2>been taken, Like there three hundred twenty seven times that

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<v Speaker 2>the word nervous was us. Surely there was something else

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<v Speaker 2>in there that could have been why.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, maybe the editor was nervous.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So they get out of the car, they get

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<v Speaker 2>to location, and for a second there I think I'm

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<v Speaker 2>watching Dancing with the Stars. It's your mate, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Jared, and Jared was He was actually one of the

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<v Speaker 1>professional dancers on Dancing with the Stars All Stars, which

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<v Speaker 1>I happened to be on that season last year. No

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<v Speaker 1>big deal. I came sixth, very good at the summer

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<v Speaker 1>top score was forty two. Jared is a very good dancer.

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<v Speaker 2>Though he is a very good dancer, and so is Holly.

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<v Speaker 2>Dancing is a huge part of my life. I've been

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<v Speaker 2>dancing since I was about five. Considering the Holly has

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<v Speaker 2>been dancing for pretty much her entire life, I do

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<v Speaker 2>think it's an interesting shout to take her to a

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<v Speaker 2>beginner's class.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, well, at least Laura, this is now going to

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<v Speaker 1>combat those nerves, because if there's one thing that Holly

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<v Speaker 1>has done a lot of this show so far, it's dancing.

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<v Speaker 1>I think every time she's been on camera, Holly's like,

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<v Speaker 1>well it's time for a while, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Chess girl all over again. Poor Jay and the Chess.

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<v Speaker 2>And now we got Holly in the dancing.

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<v Speaker 1>To the point where it's like a rose ceremony and

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<v Speaker 1>they pan across everyone looking stress.

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<v Speaker 2>In the background, it's just there way for ruckers doing

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<v Speaker 2>a g the YMCA. But also it does feel a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit one trick pony, doesn't it Like it's a

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<v Speaker 2>bit one dimensional. I feel like there's more to Holly

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<v Speaker 2>that we haven't seen yet.

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<v Speaker 1>After we see the dancing, which I thought they were

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit out of time. The two step was

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit slow.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, we are if this is coming from a

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<v Speaker 2>dancing master here.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I I was a little bit disappointed that

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<v Speaker 1>is all. Gave them a six out of ten for

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<v Speaker 1>the dancing, but they had the intimate time afterwards, and look,

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<v Speaker 1>there was nothing wrong at all with the what we

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<v Speaker 1>called intimate time. It was very pleasant, very nice. Holly

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<v Speaker 1>seems lovely, but I just think I wasn't feeling it

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<v Speaker 1>in my loins. I wasn't getting a sense of there

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<v Speaker 1>being much of a spark between the two of them.

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<v Speaker 2>They had a really important conversation, like they talked about

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<v Speaker 2>their own sexuality, they talked about pan sexuality and their identities,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was a really big and powerful moment for

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<v Speaker 2>the Bachelor. Like for me watching that, I was like, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>this is this is not something I have ever seen

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<v Speaker 2>before from this franchise, and that is something that I

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<v Speaker 2>think is really important.

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely important conversations. It's great that it's being had, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's translating to being this amazing relationship

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<v Speaker 1>with his fireworks whenever they're together. Like the kiss was nice,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, I wasn't sitting there going, oh my goodness.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny because when I see Brook and darvit, I'm like, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>like they're like they're in it, and she's crying all

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<v Speaker 2>the time and they love each other. And then I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just a bit pleasant with Holly. Like I don't quite.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get the same intensity of chemistry. We all

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<v Speaker 2>know chemistry lies and it's a real bitch and can

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<v Speaker 2>come back and bite you in the ass. But I

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<v Speaker 2>don't get the same level of intensity when it comes

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<v Speaker 2>to the connection between Holly and Brook And I know that, like,

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<v Speaker 2>not everyone agrees with Matt and I. I was on

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<v Speaker 2>the Facebook group and on the thread.

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<v Speaker 1>And people were loving it.

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<v Speaker 2>Totally, and it's very fifty to fifty on there. I

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<v Speaker 2>think fifty percent of people were like, yeah, it is

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<v Speaker 2>going to be Holly at the end, and the other

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<v Speaker 2>fifty percent were a bit like, ah, that's lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think there is one thing that we can

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<v Speaker 1>all agree on, and what is that Holly really does

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<v Speaker 1>like dancing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure that this is not the last we've seen

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<v Speaker 2>of it, to be honest. Now let's get into the

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<v Speaker 2>group date. The group date was it was a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of a mish mash. Let's be real. There was a

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<v Speaker 2>jumping castle, it was a compatibility test. There's some scissors,

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<v Speaker 2>OSHA's beautiful hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, the first part of this date was I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how you describe it other than it was a

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<v Speaker 1>jumping castle. It was a thank you, Laura, it was

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<v Speaker 1>a jumping castle. You are so helpful at times.

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<v Speaker 2>We saw one at monkey Mania when we took Molly

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<v Speaker 2>there the other week.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I remember, except Okay, so it's one versus one,

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<v Speaker 1>you're in bungee cord, you run to the center, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a love hut cushion. It did make me feel like

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<v Speaker 1>it was a little bit of squid games going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you feel like there was squid games going

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sitting here flossing my teeth at the same time,

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<v Speaker 2>I honest.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it was because you talk about the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>the jumping castles at monkey Mania, it's very childlike squid games,

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<v Speaker 1>the games that were playing will very childlike. Obviously at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of squid games, people were getting shot in

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<v Speaker 1>the head, which didn't happen on the Bachelorette, But it

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<v Speaker 1>just it felt a little bit reminiscent of squid games, or.

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<v Speaker 2>Like adults doing juvenile chartish games.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but thankfully nobody was killed and nobody was shot.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it is a seven thirty PM time slot.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, what would make this season a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>more exciting and it may help with the ratings. What

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<v Speaker 1>it instead of people not getting a rose, you get shot?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean that's where we're at now. Squid Games

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<v Speaker 2>has set the bar so high. We don't like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>desensitized to TV. I don't feel anything anymore. It needs

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<v Speaker 2>to be instead of sorry you didn't receive a rose,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just osher going around with.

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<v Speaker 1>Osha with a magnum, going up to people and going,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry, it's time for you to leave.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not funny. We're we're not laughing. We're not

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<v Speaker 2>laughing at this as though it's real on reality TV.

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<v Speaker 2>We're laughing at it as though it's the Squid Games,

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<v Speaker 2>in which case it's fine because that's fiction.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, one, remember, so the compatibility test was it was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of weird. There was a contestants. They then had

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<v Speaker 1>bits of string attached to a love heart, and they

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<v Speaker 1>asked questions about compatibility. If you've got it right, you

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<v Speaker 1>then got to cut the string of somebody else. And

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<v Speaker 1>everybody hated David. Everyone wanted to get David out of

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<v Speaker 1>there as quickly as they could.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's because he's the winner, and everyone can smell

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<v Speaker 2>it on him. You can smell a winner from a

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<v Speaker 2>mile away, and then there's just a target on his back.

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<v Speaker 2>I think after last week it was pretty obvious that

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<v Speaker 2>Brooke and Darvid have an awesome connection and everybody else

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<v Speaker 2>is feeling that. So yeah, he's Unfortunately that's what happens

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<v Speaker 2>when you get the first date.

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<v Speaker 1>As well, it's first date curse.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Dava gets the snip, then they knock each other

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<v Speaker 2>off one by one. Really interesting though, is the questions

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<v Speaker 2>around finance. So many questions around finance. Curious if this

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<v Speaker 2>episode was brought to you by like City Bank or something.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not like the Bachelor of Bachelorette to try and

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<v Speaker 1>shoehorn in. There some sponsored messaging.

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<v Speaker 2>But what is the question about Like Brooks' financewers and

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<v Speaker 2>she loves an Excel spreadsheet, she loves it.

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<v Speaker 1>I also love an Excel spreadsheet.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I find it so strange I can relate.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I had that level of organization in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't be so poor.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, look, if you didn't get a parking fine every

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<v Speaker 1>single day, Laura, then we wouldn't be poor.

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<v Speaker 2>But also if I was more organized. We also wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>get parking fines every day because I'd remember I parked

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<v Speaker 2>the car and that it's one hour parking that's right

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<v Speaker 2>out the front of a house.

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<v Speaker 1>But who won this one? It was Emily.

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<v Speaker 2>It was Emily. Emily got the overtime, she got a rose,

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<v Speaker 2>but we didn't see any of it. To be honest,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like there was definitely more to that. However,

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<v Speaker 2>they did want to lead us to believe that maybe

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<v Speaker 2>there could be something more, Maybe something could be brewing here.

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<v Speaker 1>Emily, Congratulations, you win a rose. Emily played a great game,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm keen to get to know her more so

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<v Speaker 1>with compatibility on track, like who knows where this could go?

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<v Speaker 2>Well spoiler alert, Emily goes home on the next episode,

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<v Speaker 2>so clearly it didn't go anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Although she did come into the cocktail party very excited.

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<v Speaker 2>They clase it with you, y'.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I think is missing from these

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<v Speaker 1>cocktail parties?

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<v Speaker 2>Anything exciting?

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<v Speaker 1>We need a villain. There's no villain. And I know

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<v Speaker 1>that everyone says we don't want a villain, we just

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<v Speaker 1>want the love, but that's an absolute lie.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you know what missing? We're missing Sierra we

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<v Speaker 2>need a bit of like sleepy chlamydia in here. Koala yeah, Tree.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we please if there's intruders, bring back Sierra.

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<v Speaker 2>I miss Sierra, I miss I miss like a lovable villain,

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<v Speaker 2>and I agree with you. Every single year people like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>enough with the drama, enough with like the like the

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<v Speaker 2>bitchiness and this. And I'm not saying I don't want bitchiness,

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<v Speaker 2>but the bitchiness is a bit too much. But you

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<v Speaker 2>need a bit of drama. You need like a lovable

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<v Speaker 2>villain or even just like a decent narrator. I think

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<v Speaker 2>this season at the moment is lacking that one standout

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<v Speaker 2>character that like is really funny to narrate, Like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>in our season it was Tara, in last season it

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<v Speaker 2>was Sierra. You need that person who is just really

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<v Speaker 2>fucking funny and holds those little grabs in between the

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<v Speaker 2>big moments.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I've always been the person to say I just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to be a beautiful love story. And then all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, two people are opening up to each

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<v Speaker 1>other kissing, and I'm like, hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Like having going to get snacks? Ah, theybe what's in

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<v Speaker 2>the fringe?

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<v Speaker 1>Literally literally everyone thinks they want no drama. But that's

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<v Speaker 1>what we need at the front end of the series,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're not getting any of it, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's what's missing. Although although before this episode ended, we

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<v Speaker 1>did get a pretty good kiss, and a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people think that David is going to win this series.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't totally on board until until Laura this kiss

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<v Speaker 1>at the cocktail party.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh look, I love David and Brooke, but I felt

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<v Speaker 2>like I was inside their mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>And I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

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<v Speaker 2>Matt whips out the video from the deleted flame. He's

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<v Speaker 2>just sitting there on the couch with you getting fissed. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>but that went really dark, really quickly. No, the kiss

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<v Speaker 2>was it was a beautiful kiss. You guys know, Darvid

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<v Speaker 2>is my pick. But the music. Can we talk about

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<v Speaker 2>the goddamn music for a second. I just want to

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<v Speaker 2>play for you just a little grab of the new

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<v Speaker 2>music that they're playing during the kissing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, sorry, that's just the video that was in

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<v Speaker 1>my WhatsApp. This is the actual soundtrack.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So Darted and Brooke kiss for at least ten

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<v Speaker 2>minutes of that episode, and I know because I fast

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<v Speaker 2>forward it after a while. I was like, I feel damp,

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>Do not invite me in like that, Laura Ben not

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<v Speaker 1>turned on.

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<v Speaker 2>I meant like because I felt like I was inside them.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine if people would say, like if they were feeling

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<v Speaker 1>very horny, like, oh god, I'm so damp right now.

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<v Speaker 2>What do they say, I'm wet?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, moist.

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<v Speaker 2>No one says I'm moist.

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<v Speaker 1>I say it all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>I yeah, That's why I don't sex very often. Oh moist.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, oh my.

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<v Speaker 1>God, I'm so damp and moldy right now.

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<v Speaker 2>After the ten minutes of kissing and literally no talking whatsoever,

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<v Speaker 2>Brook tells Darvid how much she enjoyed spending time with him.

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<v Speaker 2>I always love talking to Darvin.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys didn't say anything. I didn't speak, You're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>how I am.

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<v Speaker 2>For ten minutes and she was like, God, I love

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<v Speaker 2>speaking to that guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's great, good conversations. I do want to say, in

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<v Speaker 1>this episode, where the hell was Jamie Lee?

0:19:49.880 --> 0:19:52.920
<v Speaker 2>Where was anybody like I'm okay. This is one thing

0:19:52.920 --> 0:19:55.440
<v Speaker 2>that I think maybe is also adding to my fatigue

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<v Speaker 2>with this episode. I found this episode particularly boring, Like

0:19:59.760 --> 0:20:02.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm I think we've already driven that message home. But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to say it again in case you

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<v Speaker 2>weren't where. Episode three kind of sucked, but I think

0:20:07.680 --> 0:20:10.280
<v Speaker 2>it was because half of the characters were missing, Like

0:20:10.480 --> 0:20:12.040
<v Speaker 2>where was Conrad on this episode?

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<v Speaker 1>Where the hell was Conrad? That is the big question.

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<v Speaker 1>If I don't get any Conrad in the next couple episodes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm checking out completely.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you already know we got some Conrad in the

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<v Speaker 2>next one. We've already seen them. We're recapping both. Don't

0:20:22.880 --> 0:20:25.320
<v Speaker 2>pretend and try and leave a bit of mystery when

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<v Speaker 2>you know exactly what's coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, full confession. Conrad is coming up the next

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<v Speaker 1>single day.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank god for Maddie Jay who went home in this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I've already forgotten of good so of you. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>somebody whose name we don't remember went home. Glad you

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<v Speaker 2>guys rely on us for some reliable recaps. Episode number

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<v Speaker 2>four this was a bit better.

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<v Speaker 1>I like this episode, mate, I've got so much time

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<v Speaker 1>for Conrad. He's got to be all right. I say this.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say this big call. He is my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite contestant ever on the Bachelorette.

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<v Speaker 2>You were on the Bachelorette. He is my second an

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<v Speaker 2>evil cackle that came from me.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for reminding me, Laura. He's incredible. He's incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>He's handsome, he's sensitive, he's got good personality, he's always laughing,

0:21:25.119 --> 0:21:28.879
<v Speaker 1>he is funny. He's just a complete package. I think.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, look at me, I'm six foot two, one

0:21:31.920 --> 0:21:35.520
<v Speaker 2>hundred kilos and I'm video like a little storyl I'm

0:21:35.840 --> 0:21:40.199
<v Speaker 2>due mate. Do you reckon he's really one hundred kilos?

0:21:40.960 --> 0:21:43.320
<v Speaker 2>You know, like you would, You're like very perceptive when

0:21:43.359 --> 0:21:47.440
<v Speaker 2>it comes to men's weights, heights, how much they work out.

0:21:47.600 --> 0:21:49.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't reckon he's one hundred kilos. He's very thin.

0:21:50.040 --> 0:21:51.479
<v Speaker 1>Look at the guy he's not.

0:21:51.920 --> 0:21:54.600
<v Speaker 2>That is a man you can climb with your thighs.

0:21:54.920 --> 0:21:55.720
<v Speaker 2>Go for a brook.

0:21:56.440 --> 0:21:57.919
<v Speaker 1>I'm six foot one and a half.

0:21:58.320 --> 0:21:59.280
<v Speaker 2>How many kilos are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Eighty two kilos?

0:22:01.640 --> 0:22:02.439
<v Speaker 2>Puns, So.

0:22:05.160 --> 0:22:08.320
<v Speaker 1>There is no way that he's going to weigh eighteen

0:22:08.359 --> 0:22:09.199
<v Speaker 1>more kilos than me.

0:22:09.560 --> 0:22:11.800
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he I reckon if we're going to run

0:22:11.800 --> 0:22:13.520
<v Speaker 2>into him at a party one day or at an event,

0:22:13.560 --> 0:22:14.800
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's a lie. We don't go to any

0:22:14.840 --> 0:22:17.440
<v Speaker 2>events or parties with we're parents, But if we did,

0:22:17.800 --> 0:22:19.440
<v Speaker 2>I think you would see him and be like, wow,

0:22:19.640 --> 0:22:22.800
<v Speaker 2>I get it. Now You're like, I'll climb him as well. Conrad,

0:22:22.840 --> 0:22:24.680
<v Speaker 2>if you're listening, i'd stay away from dy j because

0:22:24.680 --> 0:22:26.880
<v Speaker 2>he will absolutely climb you like a tree.

0:22:27.119 --> 0:22:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Laura, hold my shoes, I'm jumping aboard.

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<v Speaker 2>So Conrad and Brook they actually have a really, really

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful date, and I am kind of feeling nervous about

0:22:37.000 --> 0:22:41.159
<v Speaker 2>my Darbard pick now. I get it, Matt, I get it.

0:22:41.200 --> 0:22:43.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm also a little bit in love with Conrad now too. Conrad,

0:22:43.640 --> 0:22:45.600
<v Speaker 2>I'll also climb you like a tree. Speak. I came

0:22:45.640 --> 0:22:48.159
<v Speaker 2>in really hard with the whole Darvard chat, and I

0:22:48.200 --> 0:22:51.479
<v Speaker 2>was feeling very strong and very cocky. But Conrad has

0:22:51.480 --> 0:22:54.120
<v Speaker 2>grown on me. I really like Conrad now, I kind

0:22:54.160 --> 0:22:56.480
<v Speaker 2>of I'm going to bring him into my top threefold.

0:22:56.920 --> 0:22:59.280
<v Speaker 1>He's my number one. Here's your number one, number one

0:22:59.359 --> 0:22:59.920
<v Speaker 1>for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, I'm feeling a little bit less certain

0:23:03.560 --> 0:23:06.040
<v Speaker 2>than what I was feeling last week. Brook has a

0:23:06.080 --> 0:23:09.040
<v Speaker 2>really special date organized for Conrad, one that she's not

0:23:09.080 --> 0:23:11.680
<v Speaker 2>sure if he'll be into. But it's something that's really

0:23:11.720 --> 0:23:15.679
<v Speaker 2>important to her self. Care is a big thing that

0:23:15.760 --> 0:23:16.680
<v Speaker 2>I have in my life.

0:23:16.800 --> 0:23:21.280
<v Speaker 1>I think it's really important for you to do like emotionally, physically, mentally,

0:23:21.640 --> 0:23:23.919
<v Speaker 1>and I thought today we could do a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>a pampa day, little self care. I love that Brook

0:23:27.280 --> 0:23:29.600
<v Speaker 1>is a little unsure if Comrade's going to enjoy a

0:23:29.640 --> 0:23:32.720
<v Speaker 1>pampa day. But the guy highlights his hair.

0:23:33.000 --> 0:23:35.320
<v Speaker 2>He also came with his nails done. The guy is

0:23:35.440 --> 0:23:37.280
<v Speaker 2>well and truly versed in a pampa day.

0:23:37.320 --> 0:23:38.840
<v Speaker 1>For the first part of a single date, they're going

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<v Speaker 1>to be giving each other a little massage.

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<v Speaker 2>And that field Baby, Oh.

0:23:49.160 --> 0:23:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Does that feel? Baby? I'm so glad I got to

0:23:53.560 --> 0:23:54.080
<v Speaker 1>use that grab.

0:23:55.359 --> 0:23:58.439
<v Speaker 2>If anyone's curious, that absolutely was not The Bachelor, but

0:23:58.480 --> 0:24:01.920
<v Speaker 2>it was kind of the same thing. So Conrad lays

0:24:01.960 --> 0:24:04.720
<v Speaker 2>down looking on baf Man Mountain, and then Brook is

0:24:04.760 --> 0:24:07.000
<v Speaker 2>the one to give Conrad a massage.

0:24:07.080 --> 0:24:09.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I feel sorry for Conrad in this situation because

0:24:10.080 --> 0:24:12.960
<v Speaker 1>Conrad just wants to lay there, close his eyes, relax

0:24:13.000 --> 0:24:15.240
<v Speaker 1>on wine, and get some of those knots rubbed out

0:24:15.280 --> 0:24:15.760
<v Speaker 1>of his back.

0:24:16.080 --> 0:24:17.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure that's not the only thing he wants to

0:24:17.800 --> 0:24:18.520
<v Speaker 2>get rubbed down.

0:24:19.000 --> 0:24:23.160
<v Speaker 1>Laura, before we go into a record, you always say

0:24:23.280 --> 0:24:25.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't want too much sexual in your window. Let's

0:24:25.080 --> 0:24:25.640
<v Speaker 1>keep this PG.

0:24:25.920 --> 0:24:27.800
<v Speaker 2>Yes, because we can't both do them. It'd be just

0:24:27.840 --> 0:24:29.680
<v Speaker 2>be potty mouth central over here.

0:24:29.920 --> 0:24:31.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm the inappropriate one.

0:24:31.720 --> 0:24:35.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you absolutely are. You absolutely are. I haven't had

0:24:35.320 --> 0:24:37.600
<v Speaker 2>enough wines today to be the inappropriate one. I haven't

0:24:37.600 --> 0:24:41.359
<v Speaker 2>had any. It's lunchtime. I'm sober. It's terrible. It's a

0:24:41.440 --> 0:24:44.320
<v Speaker 2>terrible affliction. I've got a parent my own kids. After this.

0:24:44.920 --> 0:24:48.119
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, okay, let's talk about Let's talk about the

0:24:48.200 --> 0:24:49.600
<v Speaker 1>kiss between Conrad.

0:24:49.920 --> 0:24:51.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I know, I don't want to talk about it

0:24:51.760 --> 0:24:52.680
<v Speaker 2>if I don't want to lose.

0:24:53.240 --> 0:24:55.240
<v Speaker 1>Did you see that part? There was a section like

0:24:55.320 --> 0:24:58.359
<v Speaker 1>midway through one of their kisses where he did this

0:24:58.400 --> 0:25:01.000
<v Speaker 1>little move and I was just like, hold, damn, that

0:25:01.160 --> 0:25:04.280
<v Speaker 1>is special. He like bit her lip? He bit her lip?

0:25:04.560 --> 0:25:05.760
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I saw it.

0:25:05.960 --> 0:25:07.159
<v Speaker 1>Man, that's good.

0:25:07.400 --> 0:25:09.320
<v Speaker 2>It was a little wasn't it all we did on

0:25:09.359 --> 0:25:13.680
<v Speaker 2>The Bachelor? That was clink teeth? Yeah? Actually we did

0:25:14.040 --> 0:25:15.160
<v Speaker 2>smack teeth twice.

0:25:15.880 --> 0:25:19.439
<v Speaker 1>This guy is incredible, and he's so incredible. He's making

0:25:19.480 --> 0:25:20.119
<v Speaker 1>her cry.

0:25:20.720 --> 0:25:23.520
<v Speaker 2>Brook has cried on every date, though, Like, let's be real,

0:25:23.560 --> 0:25:24.200
<v Speaker 2>she's cried.

0:25:24.000 --> 0:25:26.640
<v Speaker 1>A lot, so I don't think she's cried on Holly's date.

0:25:26.760 --> 0:25:29.159
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, Well, she's cried on more dates than she hasn't.

0:25:29.080 --> 0:25:31.199
<v Speaker 1>So when they come back from their dates, it's not

0:25:31.240 --> 0:25:32.840
<v Speaker 1>the question of did you get a rose, did you

0:25:32.840 --> 0:25:33.280
<v Speaker 1>get a kiss?

0:25:33.320 --> 0:25:34.040
<v Speaker 2>Did you may cry?

0:25:34.119 --> 0:25:34.840
<v Speaker 1>Did you make Brok cry?

0:25:34.920 --> 0:25:35.440
<v Speaker 2>Did you cry?

0:25:35.520 --> 0:25:37.960
<v Speaker 1>She didn't cry? Well, good, I'm stealing with a chance.

0:25:38.320 --> 0:25:41.560
<v Speaker 2>Also, Conrad and Brook had a really really awesome intimate

0:25:41.600 --> 0:25:44.199
<v Speaker 2>moment like their intimacy scene. The thing I really liked

0:25:44.240 --> 0:25:46.720
<v Speaker 2>about the intimacy scene is that you really felt like

0:25:46.720 --> 0:25:49.359
<v Speaker 2>they were having a good conversation. I do. I mean

0:25:49.400 --> 0:25:52.320
<v Speaker 2>it's hard because when you're in that environment you can

0:25:52.440 --> 0:25:55.480
<v Speaker 2>have a connection with someone like I know that watching

0:25:55.520 --> 0:25:57.320
<v Speaker 2>back on some of our episodes, like, we had some

0:25:57.359 --> 0:26:00.639
<v Speaker 2>great conversations, and those conversations didn't necessarily the cut of

0:26:00.680 --> 0:26:03.080
<v Speaker 2>the edit. So it's not to say that Holly and

0:26:03.200 --> 0:26:06.479
<v Speaker 2>dav didn't have great conversations. But what we've seen of

0:26:06.520 --> 0:26:10.359
<v Speaker 2>the way that Conrad and Brooke communicate has been pretty special.

0:26:10.400 --> 0:26:13.560
<v Speaker 2>I think like them both in tears and I don't know,

0:26:13.720 --> 0:26:17.160
<v Speaker 2>just it felt like they were actually speaking the whole time.

0:26:17.240 --> 0:26:19.760
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't so much just like the giddy giggling, which

0:26:19.840 --> 0:26:23.040
<v Speaker 2>sometimes can be like the bigger part of the conversation.

0:26:23.320 --> 0:26:24.359
<v Speaker 2>They really connected.

0:26:24.840 --> 0:26:26.800
<v Speaker 1>I think a lot of the chat, initially on Date

0:26:26.800 --> 0:26:29.000
<v Speaker 1>one is always like what are you looking for? And

0:26:29.080 --> 0:26:30.960
<v Speaker 1>like why do you think you're still single? It's just

0:26:31.000 --> 0:26:34.520
<v Speaker 1>all that top line, standard chat. These guys took it

0:26:34.520 --> 0:26:38.520
<v Speaker 1>to another layer. It was deep, ah, deeper than I've

0:26:38.520 --> 0:26:39.520
<v Speaker 1>ever been before.

0:26:41.480 --> 0:26:42.359
<v Speaker 2>You do love Conrad?

0:26:42.600 --> 0:26:47.399
<v Speaker 1>I fucking love Conrad so much. I really hope he

0:26:47.400 --> 0:26:48.240
<v Speaker 1>doesn't disappoint me?

0:26:48.320 --> 0:26:51.320
<v Speaker 2>Should I be more worried about you? Following Conrad on Instagram? Now?

0:26:51.400 --> 0:26:54.320
<v Speaker 1>I haven't given him a follow, but Conrad, if you're

0:26:54.359 --> 0:26:57.160
<v Speaker 1>listening again, to slide into his DA, slide into my DMS.

0:26:57.240 --> 0:27:00.399
<v Speaker 1>Maybe just like a photo, any photo at all, or video.

0:27:01.480 --> 0:27:02.320
<v Speaker 1>It'd mean a lot.

0:27:02.560 --> 0:27:06.640
<v Speaker 2>Ah. Yeah, anyway, that's getting weird. But let's jump into

0:27:06.640 --> 0:27:08.679
<v Speaker 2>the group day. Okay. I think Conrad's gonna win. No,

0:27:08.720 --> 0:27:10.720
<v Speaker 2>I don't, and it's still Darward, but Conrad's going to

0:27:10.760 --> 0:27:14.080
<v Speaker 2>be a close second. Oh I know what's happening. I've

0:27:14.080 --> 0:27:18.120
<v Speaker 2>got it. What Conrad's number three, Holly's number two, Darvid's

0:27:18.200 --> 0:27:20.760
<v Speaker 2>number one. That's it. It's just clicked.

0:27:21.440 --> 0:27:23.880
<v Speaker 1>It was weird watching that happen right now. Yeah, it's

0:27:24.000 --> 0:27:24.639
<v Speaker 1>just like the rain.

0:27:25.040 --> 0:27:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Wait wait, wait, where's Jamie Lee. Where's she floating around

0:27:27.440 --> 0:27:27.920
<v Speaker 2>in the net blok?

0:27:28.119 --> 0:27:29.960
<v Speaker 1>Jamie Lee's gone, she's out of the mix.

0:27:30.040 --> 0:27:33.199
<v Speaker 2>She's number four. Yeah, Jamie's four. She's gonna make it.

0:27:33.320 --> 0:27:35.800
<v Speaker 2>She's gonna get pipped just before hometown's. Wow, I'm having

0:27:35.840 --> 0:27:37.959
<v Speaker 2>a real existential crisis right now.

0:27:38.560 --> 0:27:41.480
<v Speaker 1>Your eyes have lit up like nothing else. It's like

0:27:41.520 --> 0:27:42.400
<v Speaker 1>you've seen it, Gohost, I'm.

0:27:42.320 --> 0:27:45.840
<v Speaker 2>Having a premonition. So darb it is number one, holy

0:27:45.920 --> 0:27:48.119
<v Speaker 2>number two, Conrad, you heard her here first, people, this

0:27:48.200 --> 0:27:49.000
<v Speaker 2>is my oracle.

0:27:49.720 --> 0:27:52.600
<v Speaker 1>Laura's eyes just roll back into her head, start of

0:27:52.640 --> 0:27:56.440
<v Speaker 1>foaming at the mouth, and she goes, oh, Darvid's number one.

0:27:56.520 --> 0:27:59.439
<v Speaker 2>That's exactly what it's like when we have sex as well. Anyway,

0:28:00.119 --> 0:28:02.879
<v Speaker 2>into the group date, So the group date of episode four,

0:28:03.000 --> 0:28:06.600
<v Speaker 2>they go go karting, but before they do go go karting.

0:28:06.720 --> 0:28:10.000
<v Speaker 2>I just love how The Bachelor has really mastered the

0:28:10.080 --> 0:28:14.119
<v Speaker 2>art of subtle, subliminal advertising. I mean, I think that

0:28:14.240 --> 0:28:17.399
<v Speaker 2>maybe Missubishi Hybrid is a sponsor of this episode, but

0:28:17.440 --> 0:28:20.840
<v Speaker 2>it's done with such nuance you almost wouldn't be able

0:28:20.880 --> 0:28:21.200
<v Speaker 2>to tell.

0:28:21.960 --> 0:28:28.120
<v Speaker 1>Goodness goes so M's rumor. It's so quiet. Actually, yeah,

0:28:28.160 --> 0:28:31.360
<v Speaker 1>it's a hybrid. So they rock up at the Entertainment

0:28:31.440 --> 0:28:34.600
<v Speaker 1>Quarter and today they're going to be go karting.

0:28:34.560 --> 0:28:36.800
<v Speaker 2>And Osh is there, of course, ready to tell us

0:28:36.840 --> 0:28:39.120
<v Speaker 2>all what the date is about. Book.

0:28:39.240 --> 0:28:41.320
<v Speaker 1>When it comes to cars, what kind of cars you

0:28:41.440 --> 0:28:44.000
<v Speaker 1>like to run? I dead set thought she was going

0:28:44.080 --> 0:28:47.640
<v Speaker 1>to say, Amitsubishi hybrid. I was like, oh, come on.

0:28:48.200 --> 0:28:50.520
<v Speaker 2>Surprisingly she did it. She said she likes fast cars.

0:28:50.560 --> 0:28:53.239
<v Speaker 2>Poor Emily can't even drive a car. She's out with

0:28:53.240 --> 0:28:56.360
<v Speaker 2>the chance. And then they have to pair off into partners.

0:28:56.880 --> 0:28:59.360
<v Speaker 2>I can't remember who anybody partnered with except for Emily.

0:28:59.400 --> 0:29:00.360
<v Speaker 2>No one picked Emily.

0:29:00.440 --> 0:29:02.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure of these people in the group date,

0:29:02.880 --> 0:29:06.800
<v Speaker 1>I can only remember Emily's name and Carissa and Travis

0:29:06.920 --> 0:29:07.680
<v Speaker 1>is Travis there.

0:29:07.920 --> 0:29:10.080
<v Speaker 2>I like that we're doing this whilst we're recording, which

0:29:10.080 --> 0:29:13.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to spitball it Carissa. So everybody has partnered off.

0:29:13.800 --> 0:29:17.200
<v Speaker 2>Unfortunately for Emily, since she can't drive, nobody chooses her,

0:29:17.240 --> 0:29:21.040
<v Speaker 2>which is absolutely unsurprising. She does get partnered with Brook though,

0:29:21.080 --> 0:29:23.240
<v Speaker 2>so that is like a nice little sweetener for being

0:29:23.280 --> 0:29:26.600
<v Speaker 2>rejected by everybody else. And Osha stands there and explains

0:29:26.600 --> 0:29:29.040
<v Speaker 2>to everybody what they're actually going to be doing, so

0:29:29.080 --> 0:29:33.040
<v Speaker 2>it's this go kart household work chore relay.

0:29:33.920 --> 0:29:37.720
<v Speaker 1>In between sets of laps, you will sold the laundry.

0:29:37.880 --> 0:29:38.760
<v Speaker 2>I'll do it easy.

0:29:38.880 --> 0:29:43.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm very domesticated. You'll then finally untangle the fairy light.

0:29:44.240 --> 0:29:46.840
<v Speaker 2>So Osha just brings in all of his dirty laundry

0:29:46.920 --> 0:29:49.160
<v Speaker 2>and this group date is that everyone's going to sort

0:29:49.160 --> 0:29:49.960
<v Speaker 2>and clean up for him.

0:29:50.360 --> 0:29:52.400
<v Speaker 1>He's just making them do all his odd jobs around

0:29:52.440 --> 0:29:54.240
<v Speaker 1>the house. He's like, if you can also go through

0:29:54.280 --> 0:29:56.680
<v Speaker 1>my receipts and sort my tax out, that'd be great.

0:29:56.840 --> 0:30:00.320
<v Speaker 2>It's perfect and Okay. The thing that the contestants don't

0:30:00.360 --> 0:30:02.600
<v Speaker 2>know is that it's not about who wins. It's not

0:30:02.640 --> 0:30:05.760
<v Speaker 2>about how fast or how hard you go, or how

0:30:05.880 --> 0:30:07.920
<v Speaker 2>deep you go stop with the.

0:30:07.960 --> 0:30:10.400
<v Speaker 1>Deep, stop stop using that.

0:30:10.280 --> 0:30:18.160
<v Speaker 2>Word, or how thick it is. Oh my gosh, flushing

0:30:18.360 --> 0:30:19.760
<v Speaker 2>he's blushing over here.

0:30:20.200 --> 0:30:25.160
<v Speaker 1>What podcast brings out such a weird sexual side of

0:30:25.200 --> 0:30:26.080
<v Speaker 1>your personality.

0:30:26.960 --> 0:30:29.600
<v Speaker 2>It's being sit in front of this phallic microphone and

0:30:29.680 --> 0:30:32.800
<v Speaker 2>you for too long, Maddie Jay. Okay. Basically, the winner,

0:30:33.160 --> 0:30:35.400
<v Speaker 2>it's not who It's not who wins the race, it's

0:30:35.400 --> 0:30:36.360
<v Speaker 2>not who does the task.

0:30:36.800 --> 0:30:39.560
<v Speaker 1>It's the character you show whilst competing.

0:30:39.240 --> 0:30:42.120
<v Speaker 2>It's yeah, it's the person who's the nicest, most loving,

0:30:42.240 --> 0:30:45.280
<v Speaker 2>kind person. Whilst doing OSHA's laundry.

0:30:45.000 --> 0:30:47.920
<v Speaker 1>I actually thought Carrissa who wins. When we saw her

0:30:47.960 --> 0:30:49.400
<v Speaker 1>in the red carpet, I thought she was going to

0:30:49.480 --> 0:30:52.280
<v Speaker 1>do quite well. But she has just always been in

0:30:52.320 --> 0:30:54.920
<v Speaker 1>the back and the shadows lurking. Hasn't really done a

0:30:54.920 --> 0:30:55.400
<v Speaker 1>whole lot.

0:30:55.560 --> 0:30:57.840
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I wouldn't say she's lurking. She's not like

0:30:58.200 --> 0:31:01.400
<v Speaker 2>she's like peeking through the blind. She's just very quiet

0:31:01.440 --> 0:31:05.200
<v Speaker 2>and reserved. And unfortunately, in that environment, if you're very

0:31:05.280 --> 0:31:07.880
<v Speaker 2>quiet and reserved, and I think as well, like she

0:31:07.920 --> 0:31:11.360
<v Speaker 2>seems like a real introvert, it can be so hard

0:31:11.400 --> 0:31:14.360
<v Speaker 2>to get time when there's so many big personalities in

0:31:14.400 --> 0:31:14.800
<v Speaker 2>the house.

0:31:14.840 --> 0:31:17.120
<v Speaker 1>And who would have thought that helping somebody out in

0:31:17.160 --> 0:31:20.000
<v Speaker 1>a competition to untangle some fairy lights will get you

0:31:20.040 --> 0:31:20.680
<v Speaker 1>a single date.

0:31:21.000 --> 0:31:22.959
<v Speaker 2>I know. On last season we talked about how some

0:31:23.000 --> 0:31:25.920
<v Speaker 2>of the group dates were a bit spotlight esque. This

0:31:26.000 --> 0:31:28.840
<v Speaker 2>is particularly spotlight. I imagine getting some tangled fairy lights

0:31:28.880 --> 0:31:32.160
<v Speaker 2>and being like, cool, this is a multi million dollar show.

0:31:32.360 --> 0:31:34.880
<v Speaker 2>That's how much it costs to create this. We've got

0:31:34.920 --> 0:31:36.800
<v Speaker 2>fairy lights for this date and a gokut.

0:31:36.840 --> 0:31:39.560
<v Speaker 1>The art department has literally been laid off because there's

0:31:39.560 --> 0:31:43.400
<v Speaker 1>no money, and so the Bachelor contestants are now just

0:31:43.480 --> 0:31:46.040
<v Speaker 1>styling the show and like wrapping up old light. Next

0:31:46.040 --> 0:31:49.560
<v Speaker 1>group date, you'll be cleaning champagne flutes and packing up

0:31:49.680 --> 0:31:50.360
<v Speaker 1>the furniture.

0:31:51.400 --> 0:31:53.440
<v Speaker 2>Do you know how they'll package that up? They'll say,

0:31:53.520 --> 0:31:56.360
<v Speaker 2>it's like moving house. It's what you do when you

0:31:56.400 --> 0:31:58.920
<v Speaker 2>move in together. How do you pack an unpacked furniture.

0:31:59.160 --> 0:32:01.160
<v Speaker 1>It's the next step in the relationship.

0:32:01.440 --> 0:32:04.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh far out. Chrisa gets the extra time in the date.

0:32:04.320 --> 0:32:08.239
<v Speaker 2>She's so excited. I've been waiting for this moment for

0:32:08.320 --> 0:32:13.240
<v Speaker 2>so long, Carissa. It's been two weeks you have been

0:32:13.240 --> 0:32:15.240
<v Speaker 2>in the house. Literally, I reckon. It's probably not even

0:32:15.280 --> 0:32:17.200
<v Speaker 2>that reckon, it's like a week and a half. I've

0:32:17.200 --> 0:32:19.960
<v Speaker 2>been waiting for this moment for so long. There's only

0:32:20.000 --> 0:32:22.720
<v Speaker 2>been three dates. We're only on episode four.

0:32:23.760 --> 0:32:26.600
<v Speaker 1>Give her a break. She's been very excited. But yeah,

0:32:27.040 --> 0:32:30.280
<v Speaker 1>it has been like literally eight nights so far.

0:32:30.720 --> 0:32:34.320
<v Speaker 2>Unfortunately, though, the extra time was a bit of a fizzer,

0:32:35.480 --> 0:32:37.000
<v Speaker 2>kind of went well.

0:32:37.240 --> 0:32:41.440
<v Speaker 1>It's always tough when there's no spark with somebody, you know,

0:32:41.480 --> 0:32:43.160
<v Speaker 1>there's nothing you can do to try and make a

0:32:43.240 --> 0:32:46.480
<v Speaker 1>relationship work. But that's kind of where the conversation went,

0:32:46.480 --> 0:32:48.640
<v Speaker 1>where Chrissa was like, hey, like what can I do?

0:32:48.760 --> 0:32:51.440
<v Speaker 1>What can I do? She didn't say, like explicitly what

0:32:51.480 --> 0:32:52.800
<v Speaker 1>can I do to make you like me? But that

0:32:52.880 --> 0:32:54.120
<v Speaker 1>was kind of like what she was implying.

0:32:54.440 --> 0:32:56.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And it's really hard, isn't it, Especially when you're

0:32:56.680 --> 0:32:59.160
<v Speaker 2>in that environment where so many people have such obvious,

0:32:59.240 --> 0:33:02.360
<v Speaker 2>clear connections and they just click straight away when you

0:33:02.400 --> 0:33:04.200
<v Speaker 2>see someone, or when you meet the bachelor or the

0:33:04.200 --> 0:33:06.560
<v Speaker 2>bachelorette and you're like, oh, there is something there, and

0:33:06.600 --> 0:33:09.040
<v Speaker 2>then you get a bit more time together and you're like,

0:33:09.080 --> 0:33:13.240
<v Speaker 2>holy shit, maybe it isn't there, or you're not receiving

0:33:13.280 --> 0:33:15.800
<v Speaker 2>a back like maybe Carissa it is for her. Actually

0:33:16.160 --> 0:33:18.840
<v Speaker 2>obviously it's there for her, because she really started to

0:33:18.840 --> 0:33:22.560
<v Speaker 2>panic in that cocktail party and like, I think for

0:33:22.680 --> 0:33:25.520
<v Speaker 2>her it's there, but she's not getting that vibe back

0:33:25.560 --> 0:33:28.560
<v Speaker 2>from Brook and that sent her into absolute meltdown mode.

0:33:28.600 --> 0:33:31.360
<v Speaker 1>When you compare the kiss with David, Holly and Conrad

0:33:31.840 --> 0:33:34.920
<v Speaker 1>to her measly little peck, which was like how you

0:33:34.960 --> 0:33:37.360
<v Speaker 1>would peck your grandma. You know, you're in a lot

0:33:37.360 --> 0:33:37.760
<v Speaker 1>of trouble.

0:33:38.080 --> 0:33:40.400
<v Speaker 2>Even Jamie Lees as well, like, I mean, she's actually

0:33:40.480 --> 0:33:43.000
<v Speaker 2>kissed a few people so far, but Carissa's was just

0:33:43.600 --> 0:33:45.760
<v Speaker 2>really lacking luster. And I think that would have been

0:33:45.800 --> 0:33:48.760
<v Speaker 2>super disappointing for Chrisa too, because you know, it's one

0:33:48.800 --> 0:33:50.400
<v Speaker 2>thing to go into the house and be like, oh yeah,

0:33:50.400 --> 0:33:52.400
<v Speaker 2>we got a kiss, I got a rose. But there's

0:33:52.440 --> 0:33:55.280
<v Speaker 2>a kiss, and then there's a kiss, then there's Conrad.

0:33:55.720 --> 0:34:00.800
<v Speaker 1>Conrad was like, how many times did you bite her lip? None? Sorry, Carissa,

0:34:00.960 --> 0:34:02.200
<v Speaker 1>your head is in the chopping block.

0:34:02.480 --> 0:34:05.280
<v Speaker 2>So the thing that makes episode number four such a

0:34:05.320 --> 0:34:09.000
<v Speaker 2>good episode, Oh did I like it? Is that we

0:34:09.080 --> 0:34:12.319
<v Speaker 2>had some intruders, four intruders. Four people came into the

0:34:12.360 --> 0:34:16.200
<v Speaker 2>house and four people went home. And look, I'm going

0:34:16.280 --> 0:34:19.440
<v Speaker 2>to say that the original contestants they weren't really feeling

0:34:19.480 --> 0:34:20.800
<v Speaker 2>too good about the whole situation.

0:34:21.160 --> 0:34:23.279
<v Speaker 1>It's always the case, even though they've been there for

0:34:23.680 --> 0:34:26.279
<v Speaker 1>what is it eight or nine days, there's such a

0:34:26.360 --> 0:34:29.239
<v Speaker 1>sense of this is my turf. Ain't nobody coming in?

0:34:29.600 --> 0:34:32.400
<v Speaker 1>So these new people that are arriving, they had just

0:34:32.560 --> 0:34:34.160
<v Speaker 1>met with absolute daggers.

0:34:34.960 --> 0:34:39.960
<v Speaker 2>Imagine if it was intruders. Stop, I'm just my heart

0:34:40.040 --> 0:34:42.760
<v Speaker 2>is beating stomach falls out my butt.

0:34:43.400 --> 0:34:45.040
<v Speaker 1>I do hate it with my stomach falls out of

0:34:45.080 --> 0:34:45.520
<v Speaker 1>my ass.

0:34:45.600 --> 0:34:48.200
<v Speaker 2>I mean I also hate it. It really doesn't smell good.

0:34:48.600 --> 0:34:50.400
<v Speaker 2>You just tried to drop one before we were going

0:34:50.440 --> 0:34:52.880
<v Speaker 2>to edit it out.

0:34:53.440 --> 0:34:56.440
<v Speaker 1>You were looking at your notes. You weren't paying attention.

0:34:56.600 --> 0:34:59.040
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was going to be silent. It popped own.

0:34:59.160 --> 0:35:01.759
<v Speaker 2>It was not silent. And you pay me out about

0:35:01.880 --> 0:35:04.160
<v Speaker 2>cocking a leg. You even cocked a leg to drop

0:35:04.200 --> 0:35:06.400
<v Speaker 2>that one. We're sitting, guys, just so you know, this

0:35:06.440 --> 0:35:08.320
<v Speaker 2>is how close we are. We're fine with farting in

0:35:08.360 --> 0:35:11.000
<v Speaker 2>front of each other. We're sitting in our room. It

0:35:11.120 --> 0:35:13.560
<v Speaker 2>is so hot in here because the sun.

0:35:13.400 --> 0:35:15.840
<v Speaker 1>Has been big, because shirts.

0:35:17.080 --> 0:35:20.520
<v Speaker 2>And that is dropping some really really interesting smells in

0:35:20.520 --> 0:35:21.919
<v Speaker 2>his room. It's a lot.

0:35:22.080 --> 0:35:23.640
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Let's talk about the intruders.

0:35:23.719 --> 0:35:25.000
<v Speaker 2>Let's go from top to bottom.

0:35:25.120 --> 0:35:28.120
<v Speaker 1>Number one, Millie. Let's talk about the intruders. We have

0:35:28.280 --> 0:35:32.239
<v Speaker 1>four of them, starting with Millie, who I think is

0:35:32.320 --> 0:35:34.480
<v Speaker 1>quite nice. She's a gym manager, but look as lovely

0:35:34.520 --> 0:35:37.279
<v Speaker 1>as she is, she seems very pleasant. I don't think

0:35:37.320 --> 0:35:38.600
<v Speaker 1>she has a chance at all.

0:35:38.680 --> 0:35:42.759
<v Speaker 2>I disagree. I think Millie and lucas the two the

0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:43.200
<v Speaker 2>top and the.

0:35:43.200 --> 0:35:45.560
<v Speaker 1>Bottom of the Lucas Luca Laura.

0:35:46.719 --> 0:35:49.279
<v Speaker 2>I wrote down Lucas Hotti. It's what I wrote down

0:35:49.280 --> 0:35:52.359
<v Speaker 2>in my notes, So Luca Hotty, I reckon those two.

0:35:52.400 --> 0:35:54.439
<v Speaker 2>We're going to see it bit more from Milli and Luca.

0:35:54.600 --> 0:35:56.960
<v Speaker 1>Okay, there was also Will. He was very tall, had

0:35:57.000 --> 0:35:59.480
<v Speaker 1>a mustache. So that's all we know about Will and

0:35:59.520 --> 0:36:03.480
<v Speaker 1>we skip. That was it. And there's also there's another girl.

0:36:03.760 --> 0:36:06.280
<v Speaker 1>She didn't have much as time. But yeah, two highlights

0:36:06.360 --> 0:36:09.120
<v Speaker 1>Millie gym manager, Luca and Jess is.

0:36:09.120 --> 0:36:11.200
<v Speaker 2>The other girl. You obviously forgot her name. She gave

0:36:11.239 --> 0:36:12.600
<v Speaker 2>Brook her her house key.

0:36:12.880 --> 0:36:17.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, stage five, Stage five, got to watch out for that.

0:36:18.120 --> 0:36:19.160
<v Speaker 1>Brook be concerned.

0:36:19.480 --> 0:36:22.520
<v Speaker 2>So I think Merely and Luca, we're going to see

0:36:22.520 --> 0:36:25.279
<v Speaker 2>more of them coming up. And you know, I do

0:36:25.440 --> 0:36:26.520
<v Speaker 2>definitely a.

0:36:26.520 --> 0:36:28.920
<v Speaker 1>Second you pay me out for trying to like play

0:36:28.960 --> 0:36:31.440
<v Speaker 1>Corey about what's coming up next. We know that Luca

0:36:31.520 --> 0:36:36.080
<v Speaker 1>gets the next single day No, I think, yeah.

0:36:35.480 --> 0:36:37.480
<v Speaker 2>I didn't watch that, but I went to the toilet.

0:36:37.280 --> 0:36:39.080
<v Speaker 1>Because I thought you were being like, oh, like I do.

0:36:39.840 --> 0:36:43.720
<v Speaker 1>My premonitions are coming in. I'm seeing something or it's Luca.

0:36:44.000 --> 0:36:46.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm seeing Luca and many episodes to come.

0:36:46.840 --> 0:36:50.719
<v Speaker 2>He didn't realize. I honestly, I stopped watching at the end.

0:36:52.080 --> 0:36:56.880
<v Speaker 2>I still watching Get the Roast Ceremony. You're such a fraud,

0:37:00.800 --> 0:37:03.960
<v Speaker 2>all right, Sorry about that, guys. So Milly and Luca.

0:37:04.120 --> 0:37:07.000
<v Speaker 2>Millie is pleasant, She's lovely. Luca. I know we said

0:37:07.000 --> 0:37:09.440
<v Speaker 2>we didn't have a villain. Obviously, production were like, we

0:37:09.480 --> 0:37:12.719
<v Speaker 2>need a fucking villain because things are getting boring, and

0:37:12.800 --> 0:37:14.480
<v Speaker 2>incomes Luca dun dundu.

0:37:14.680 --> 0:37:17.399
<v Speaker 1>They would have just injected him with extra testosterone because

0:37:17.440 --> 0:37:20.520
<v Speaker 1>he comes in swinging his balls around like no one else,

0:37:21.200 --> 0:37:23.959
<v Speaker 1>like literally sits down, puts his balls in everyone's face,

0:37:23.960 --> 0:37:26.359
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, smell that, you smell that. I'm a man.

0:37:27.040 --> 0:37:30.640
<v Speaker 1>My name is Luca. I do jiu jitsu Wesbrook.

0:37:31.640 --> 0:37:34.680
<v Speaker 2>He also does something very interesting at the cocktail party.

0:37:34.880 --> 0:37:39.000
<v Speaker 2>He interrupts twice, like interrupting a conversation once. So fine,

0:37:39.040 --> 0:37:42.840
<v Speaker 2>everything's fair game, but he interrupts twice, much to Carrissa's

0:37:42.880 --> 0:37:46.600
<v Speaker 2>dismay as well. Carissa has a rose. She's safe, but

0:37:46.680 --> 0:37:49.480
<v Speaker 2>she's having a stage five meltdown.

0:37:49.040 --> 0:37:50.640
<v Speaker 1>Because she had the Grandma peck.

0:37:50.960 --> 0:37:53.279
<v Speaker 2>But she's still got a rose. She's still safe for

0:37:53.280 --> 0:37:56.600
<v Speaker 2>at least one more rose. Ceremony, but she's lost the plot.

0:37:58.560 --> 0:38:01.319
<v Speaker 1>Luca is just sending everyone floody insane, and.

0:38:01.320 --> 0:38:03.839
<v Speaker 2>For a second there, I think even Holly loses the plot.

0:38:03.920 --> 0:38:05.279
<v Speaker 2>She thinks she's on an episode of.

0:38:07.640 --> 0:38:11.520
<v Speaker 1>An alliance has formed General's couch tonight, people, so an

0:38:11.560 --> 0:38:15.600
<v Speaker 1>alliance has been formed on this couch. She's like, we

0:38:15.680 --> 0:38:17.719
<v Speaker 1>need to vote out Luca, and you're like, that's not

0:38:17.920 --> 0:38:19.360
<v Speaker 1>how this show works, Holly.

0:38:19.480 --> 0:38:23.719
<v Speaker 2>Holly's in the corner just eating beans and Rice trying

0:38:23.760 --> 0:38:25.080
<v Speaker 2>to make a shelter with.

0:38:25.080 --> 0:38:28.520
<v Speaker 1>An immunity idol. Thank god, I'm safe.

0:38:29.719 --> 0:38:32.359
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, goes fast forward to the rose ceremony. It's been

0:38:32.400 --> 0:38:36.200
<v Speaker 2>a long two episodes. Carissa is still literally standing to

0:38:36.239 --> 0:38:39.520
<v Speaker 2>the side to the right with the rose. She's fine,

0:38:40.040 --> 0:38:41.799
<v Speaker 2>and this is what she has to say about it.

0:38:42.600 --> 0:38:44.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm not feeling good about tonight at all.

0:38:45.600 --> 0:38:48.520
<v Speaker 1>Carissa, you have a rose.

0:38:49.520 --> 0:38:53.040
<v Speaker 2>The only other highlight from this rose ceremony is obviously

0:38:53.120 --> 0:38:55.880
<v Speaker 2>all originals go home. So four people who are the

0:38:55.920 --> 0:38:58.600
<v Speaker 2>original cast, the original cast. It sounds like it's a

0:38:58.640 --> 0:39:03.040
<v Speaker 2>reunion of friends. Four of the originals go home. Jamie

0:39:03.120 --> 0:39:07.480
<v Speaker 2>Lee is the last one chosen, and she was you

0:39:07.480 --> 0:39:11.120
<v Speaker 2>went to the door, so Jamie Lee's left there and

0:39:11.160 --> 0:39:12.920
<v Speaker 2>she's the very last person who gets a rose, and

0:39:12.960 --> 0:39:15.360
<v Speaker 2>she looks heartbroken. She really looks devastated.

0:39:15.680 --> 0:39:17.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm worried about Jimmie Lee. I really am.

0:39:17.680 --> 0:39:21.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't understand. It has to be more to it,

0:39:21.600 --> 0:39:24.440
<v Speaker 2>because I know that obviously it was so early on

0:39:24.600 --> 0:39:27.440
<v Speaker 2>the first rose ceremony, like the very first cocktail party

0:39:27.480 --> 0:39:30.160
<v Speaker 2>when she had the kids, But like, it would not

0:39:30.400 --> 0:39:33.040
<v Speaker 2>make sense for her to go home without a single

0:39:33.120 --> 0:39:35.360
<v Speaker 2>date without there being more context to her story. You

0:39:35.400 --> 0:39:38.920
<v Speaker 2>can't go from you can't pass your mate, say you've

0:39:38.920 --> 0:39:41.440
<v Speaker 2>had feelings for her, and then send her home without

0:39:41.440 --> 0:39:43.240
<v Speaker 2>a single date. It's just weird.

0:39:43.440 --> 0:39:45.520
<v Speaker 1>That would be very confusing. But I think it would

0:39:45.520 --> 0:39:47.520
<v Speaker 1>be a case of do you remember on the Honey

0:39:47.520 --> 0:39:50.560
<v Speaker 1>Badger's season, who was the girl who had hooked up with.

0:39:50.560 --> 0:39:52.640
<v Speaker 2>Him prior yash but she made her run to the end.

0:39:52.960 --> 0:39:55.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but she had to wait so long for her

0:39:55.920 --> 0:39:58.920
<v Speaker 1>first date because it's almost like she wasn't a priority

0:39:58.920 --> 0:40:00.879
<v Speaker 1>because they already had time together. And I think that's

0:40:00.920 --> 0:40:03.880
<v Speaker 1>what's happening with Jamie Lee, is the fact that she's

0:40:03.920 --> 0:40:06.600
<v Speaker 1>just going to put her on the back burner, go

0:40:06.640 --> 0:40:08.879
<v Speaker 1>through everybody else because she kind of already knows that

0:40:09.000 --> 0:40:11.200
<v Speaker 1>Jamie Lee is like, given, she will get a date,

0:40:11.320 --> 0:40:14.320
<v Speaker 1>but I think it will almost work to her detriment,

0:40:14.360 --> 0:40:16.759
<v Speaker 1>the fact that she has that existing relationship with her.

0:40:17.280 --> 0:40:19.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I also feel sorry for Jamielee because it

0:40:19.400 --> 0:40:22.240
<v Speaker 2>would fully derail her. She would have come in feeling

0:40:22.280 --> 0:40:25.759
<v Speaker 2>so strong, so confident. Yeah, I got the first makeout,

0:40:25.960 --> 0:40:28.440
<v Speaker 2>and now she's getting the last rose, Like, what has

0:40:28.480 --> 0:40:30.239
<v Speaker 2>she done wrong to deserve the last rose?

0:40:30.600 --> 0:40:33.239
<v Speaker 1>And then now you've got big bulls Luca coming in

0:40:33.320 --> 0:40:36.280
<v Speaker 1>swinging around, just swinging that big old hair.

0:40:36.160 --> 0:40:41.600
<v Speaker 2>Racking people around. That was a weird, weird Visuallymitch.

0:40:41.920 --> 0:40:44.400
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, guys, this is your bed, not anymore.

0:40:47.920 --> 0:40:49.560
<v Speaker 2>All right, it's as weird for you as it is

0:40:49.560 --> 0:40:51.160
<v Speaker 2>for us. That's probably it from us.

0:40:51.200 --> 0:40:52.440
<v Speaker 1>I reckon, let's get out of here.

0:40:52.480 --> 0:40:53.919
<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, should we tell you who went home?

0:40:54.520 --> 0:40:57.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Yeah, I can't, I can't remember. I'll be honest.

0:40:57.920 --> 0:41:02.360
<v Speaker 2>It was Jessica, Emily, Matt the Rapper, Matt the Rapper,

0:41:02.520 --> 0:41:03.040
<v Speaker 2>and Becky.

0:41:03.840 --> 0:41:04.920
<v Speaker 1>No idea who Becky is.

0:41:05.040 --> 0:41:06.360
<v Speaker 2>Becky is the one who kind of looks like the

0:41:06.400 --> 0:41:07.120
<v Speaker 2>chick from Maths.

0:41:07.600 --> 0:41:10.680
<v Speaker 1>No, still nothing, Sorry, sorry about that, guys, Yeah, I'm

0:41:10.719 --> 0:41:14.480
<v Speaker 1>sure you're a lovely Yeah. Didn't get enough airtime? Yeah,

0:41:14.960 --> 0:41:16.319
<v Speaker 1>gotta get your balls out next time.

0:41:16.480 --> 0:41:17.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:41:17.440 --> 0:41:20.160
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that is it. If you have been enjoying these

0:41:20.200 --> 0:41:23.560
<v Speaker 1>episodes of Batchet and Cut, we would absolutely love it

0:41:23.600 --> 0:41:26.720
<v Speaker 1>if you would head on to Apple Podcasts and slide

0:41:26.760 --> 0:41:29.240
<v Speaker 1>in a cheeky little review. Give us your honest thoughts.

0:41:29.280 --> 0:41:30.719
<v Speaker 1>We can take it no matter what it is.

0:41:30.960 --> 0:41:34.480
<v Speaker 2>Can I speaking of honest thoughts? Can I just read

0:41:34.520 --> 0:41:37.040
<v Speaker 2>you a review that we received after our last bat junker?

0:41:37.120 --> 0:41:38.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh god? What does it say?

0:41:38.880 --> 0:41:39.560
<v Speaker 2>It's one star?

0:41:39.719 --> 0:41:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Is it about Is it about me?

0:41:41.080 --> 0:41:41.600
<v Speaker 2>It's about me?

0:41:41.719 --> 0:41:43.480
<v Speaker 1>Okay, great, go on continue.

0:41:43.680 --> 0:41:46.479
<v Speaker 2>It's okay. You can tell Laura as cold as fuck.

0:41:46.560 --> 0:41:49.000
<v Speaker 2>I feel for her man big time. She is weird

0:41:49.120 --> 0:41:56.640
<v Speaker 2>and has jealous, ruthless vibes. Fair Maddy j Blink twice. Actually,

0:41:56.680 --> 0:41:58.240
<v Speaker 2>don't blieve twice. No one can see anyway.

0:41:58.680 --> 0:42:01.680
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that is incredible. Who was that is that? Britt?

0:42:05.520 --> 0:42:07.200
<v Speaker 1>Who's it from? Brittany Hockley?

0:42:08.280 --> 0:42:10.279
<v Speaker 2>But I'm sorry to just blink twice. If you need

0:42:10.320 --> 0:42:11.960
<v Speaker 2>to be saved, it's okay, no one can see you blinking.

0:42:12.040 --> 0:42:15.120
<v Speaker 1>Please help me. If you're hearing this, come to bonde.

0:42:15.160 --> 0:42:17.360
<v Speaker 2>We've got mat hog tied to the bed anyway, guys,

0:42:17.400 --> 0:42:19.319
<v Speaker 2>if that is it from us, we hope that you

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<v Speaker 2>love the episode. We will be back on Tuesday with

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<v Speaker 2>drill and.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell your mum, to

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<v Speaker 1>your cousins, tell your pets, because.

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<v Speaker 2>Then share the love.

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<v Speaker 1>And share the love because we love love