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Speaker 1: Powered by the iHeart Radio app from ninety six airfam

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Speaker 1: to wherever you're listening today, This is Clearsy and Lisa's podcast.

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Speaker 2: Coming up on the podcast today, The American idiot who

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Speaker 2: has united Australia over a baby wom bat sounds like a.

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Speaker 1: Song of an American idiot. We took your calls and

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Speaker 1: the time you're left behind, and it turns out there's

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Speaker 1: a few people been through a bit of trauma.

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Speaker 2: Benochet reviews Black Bag, starring Kate Blanchette.

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Speaker 1: Lisa spoke in the show report about spinal Tap too.

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Speaker 1: It has a release date.

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Speaker 2: And continuing our Father of the Bride week, we chat

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Speaker 2: to wedding celebrates Steve Mumray.

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Speaker 1: We're a little bit rile, don't we. Oh God, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Some people just you know, just too much. Just test

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Speaker 2: your boundaries of peacefulness.

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Speaker 1: Sam Jones, an American, calls herself a wildlife biologist and

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Speaker 1: an environmental scientist. Sam Jones, Yes, has posted a video

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Speaker 1: called herself for no Well she doesn't get it there

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Speaker 1: the Fluca word. She calls herself an influencer.

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Speaker 2: Can we not? We don't have to, We don't. We

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Speaker 2: don't have to call her an influencer.

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Speaker 1: What else we go?

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Speaker 2: I suggest this want to be an American carry on.

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Speaker 1: Perfect perfect Sam Sam Jones, the American idiot has grabbed

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Speaker 1: a baby wom bat from its mother for a video,

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Speaker 1: and she said on the video it's been deleted since apparently,

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Speaker 1: but it's still everywhere because it's been spread across the universe.

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Speaker 1: I called a baby one bat, she says. In the videos,

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Speaker 1: the baby.

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Speaker 2: Baby one bat, I'm a biologist.

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Speaker 1: Baby is screechingly.

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Speaker 2: The baby is screaming and the mother comes out crying

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Speaker 2: after it. Yeah, and everything about it is horrendous.

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Speaker 1: So there's a male voice in the background going, Okay,

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Speaker 1: mama's right there, and she's let maybe we should let

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Speaker 1: him go, but not before she picks him up in

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Speaker 1: a really uncomfortable and I know there's solid, chunky little

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Speaker 1: things and you could do some damage to the shoulders

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Speaker 1: or their confidence or whatever.

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Speaker 2: And also she calls herself a wildlife biologist. She probably

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Speaker 2: should know that sometimes mothers will reject their baby once

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Speaker 2: they've been messed with by Yeah. Yeah, so this is

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Speaker 2: why you do not go near mum and bub.

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Speaker 1: Look, I mean, I'm sure you're in the same boat.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people are anyone who pokes and prods

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Speaker 1: animals of any kind in the wild or not.

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Speaker 2: Just for their five minutes to poke and prod.

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Speaker 1: Them, just for their TV show or their online content.

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Speaker 1: They make me sick.

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Speaker 2: I like content. That's two words together that make me

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Speaker 2: want to bite my own face. Except that's really hard.

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Speaker 1: It's really hard to do. Bottom line, contract, you can

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Speaker 1: be influencing them. Try that David Attenborough. You ever seen

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Speaker 1: him poking and prodding an animal?

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Speaker 2: I have not.

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Speaker 1: She strategically places brilliant cameras and all the technology that's

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Speaker 1: required without disturbing the not that just the animal or

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Speaker 1: the insect, but the habitat. I've never said I got respect.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine seeing David Attenborough picking up warm bat

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Speaker 2: under arms and then running holding it, swinging across the road, going.

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Speaker 1: And never idiots never upset a mama because mama was

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Speaker 1: not happy. The said one bad of course was returned. Well,

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Speaker 1: we could probably start a trend.

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Speaker 2: No one wants to hear. Yeah, Sam Jos, Well.

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Speaker 1: There's an election coming up. I don't know when, but

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Speaker 1: sometime in the next few months between now and August,

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Speaker 1: maybe we can get a politician on board with that one,

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Speaker 1: and we continue to talk about weddings.

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Speaker 2: Yes, go into the chapel and we're going to get married. Well,

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Speaker 2: Madison is of the bride and you're feeling it Ner Madison.

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Speaker 1: It was only when that woman we spoke to he

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Speaker 1: said that some people are playing one hundred grand for

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Speaker 1: their for their weddings. That's when I fell off a chair.

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Speaker 2: Well, today we've got a very good friend of ours. Actually,

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Speaker 2: Steve Mumray, as well as many other skills, is a

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Speaker 1: I am, and you've married.

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Speaker 2: I just great. Either is quite the waiting list for

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Speaker 2: your skills?

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Speaker 3: Seven one hundred and sixty. Wow, weddings, I think I

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Speaker 3: last count.

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Speaker 2: That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: How many years is that still?

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Speaker 3: Since twenty seventeen. Don't count the years.

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Speaker 2: That's a lot, No, just count the weddings. So what

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Speaker 2: made you think I want to do that? Look, because

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Speaker 2: it's not like you didn't have a job at the time.

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Speaker 2: You were very busy running telethon.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so I'd thought for a few years what am

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Speaker 3: And I've been to so many weddings over the years

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Speaker 3: that celeran that great, and a whole bunch where they

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Speaker 3: was a long way in the future. And my nephew

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Speaker 3: in the end asked me whether I would marry him

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Speaker 3: been going through my head and I thought, oh, damn it,

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Speaker 3: I'll do the certificate full course and become a celebrant

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Speaker 1: Yeah really, yeah, I mean, you've done radio, so you

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Speaker 1: have the gift of the gab, But what are the

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Speaker 1: other skills that go on top of that? What do

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Speaker 3: Look, I guess diplomacy I wasn't known for in radio

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Speaker 3: patience patients, which I also wasn't but I've learned these

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Look, it basically basically comes down to being able to

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Speaker 3: write a decent ceremony. My preference is to do nice,

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Speaker 3: lighthearted ceremonies. It's serious when it gets to the serious bit,

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Speaker 3: but the whole thing doesn't have to be like that.

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Speaker 3: It should basically it should reflect the personalities of the

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: My favorite thing is when the couple after the ceremony

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Speaker 3: that's the best ceremony I've ever been to or how

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Speaker 3: long have you known Steve, yes, And they're the two

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Speaker 3: best compliments that I can get. Afterwards, having them come

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Speaker 3: So yeah, that's that's what I am for, to make

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Speaker 2: And people do get swept up in a wave of

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Speaker 2: to take you know, Jesus take the wheel. It's Steve

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Speaker 3: Well, and that's basically what it is. You're in control

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Speaker 3: I guess, and and you know, after doing so many

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Speaker 2: And you're also making sure things are done legally and

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Speaker 3: That is the main part of the job. To make

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Speaker 3: sure it's a legal wedding. You've got to make sure

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Speaker 1: That happened.

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Speaker 2: You had to say, guys.

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Speaker 3: No, no, it's problem. I don't do that on the day.

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Speaker 2: Do that before time? Have you had to say, hang on,

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Speaker 2: this isn't your other your last one has not been

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't go ahead until I see them, until

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Speaker 3: I cite the divorce. A lot of people go, I

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Speaker 3: it because I'm not marrying.

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Speaker 1: You until I sign that person. On election day, who

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Speaker 1: Have you been married elsewhere?

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Speaker 3: Us is that it's twenty twenty five and they're still

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Speaker 1: Out of a book. So bad, so bizarre. Look, things

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Speaker 1: must go wrong and this is nothing to do with

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Speaker 1: your your professionalism, stave. But things must go wrong sometimes

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Speaker 3: Look, And I explained to the bride particularly beforehand, because

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Speaker 3: all of your favorite people standing or sitting there in

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Speaker 3: Like that's my bit.

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Speaker 6: Breathe now out, now, back because they're literally almost frozen

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Speaker 3: Through it and they're fine and all that. There was

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Speaker 3: had the same dresses on.

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Speaker 2: Good gracious bit in the ceremony where words along the

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Speaker 2: two should not be married, Has anyone ever indeed objected?

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Speaker 3: That's not a legal requirement. I've never done it. I've

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Speaker 3: never said the words, and I never never it.

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Speaker 2: Never will because you would think that child, it's everyone's

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Speaker 2: on board by this stage, wouldn't you.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, and it's got nothing to do with anyone. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: basically claim you know the days of the father handing

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Speaker 3: over his daughter as goods and chattel well gone. Yeah

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Speaker 3: so yeah, no, I don't think any celebrant.

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Speaker 1: So listening for trouble. It is in the crowd.

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Speaker 3: It's I might as well stand there and say, okay,

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Speaker 3: who wants some biffo?

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Speaker 1: Does that happen?

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Speaker 2: You keep things quite calm.

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Speaker 1: I still want to talk about cris because when I'm

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Speaker 1: married Laurie in twenty twelve, I cried like a baby. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just couldn't continue it. Oh absolutely, I went on,

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Speaker 2: Actually, there's going to be some questions and answers investigation

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Speaker 1: The nickname Fanny. What a great story, Wayne, Yeah, good man.

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Speaker 1: Who was left behind me? Oh no, what happened?

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Speaker 5: It is being that young, cautious, same thing, you start

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Speaker 5: ball in your eyes.

441
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Halloween.

442
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Speaker 5: Therefore, about twenty minutes before I realized that I wasn't

443
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Speaker 5: in the car.

444
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lot of crying.

445
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it wasn't fun.

446
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Speaker 1: No, not a pleasant memory.

447
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:23,959
Speaker 5: No, solicia wasn't two and a half hours.

448
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 1: Yeah that's good. Yeah, these people were in.

449
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 2: A checker by the time.

450
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Speaker 1: Thanks Swayne, don't you.

451
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Wayne's still got a little touch of

452
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Speaker 2: the trouble.

453
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Speaker 1: When you don't get over it.

454
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Speaker 6: You know.

455
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Speaker 1: We're recommending someone for way to talk.

456
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Speaker 2: To her a check or Craig in Eastphere, Hello, cig, Hey,

457
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Speaker 2: you going good?

458
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Speaker 10: You left behind by my own boats?

459
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Speaker 1: Oh really? Oh no, we're doing out of the.

460
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Speaker 10: Boat waiting, no diving the anchor pool.

461
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah up and no boat.

462
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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Was it in sight, Craig like a

463
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Speaker 1: long like a long swim away.

464
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Speaker 10: It was in sight, yeah, with the mate and he

465
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Speaker 10: was pretty stressed. Years Yeah, I said don't worry. We've

466
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Speaker 10: still got the bag of crave. We could swim, yeah,

467
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Speaker 10: we could and swim back to shore.

468
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Speaker 2: It's okay.

469
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Speaker 9: Yeah.

470
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Speaker 10: But eventually the ranger grabbed the boat and came over

471
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Speaker 10: and said, did you lose something?

472
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Speaker 1: Is this yours boys?

473
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Speaker 2: Ranger? Yeah, when you said your own boat left you behind,

474
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Speaker 2: I thought you were going to tell one of those

475
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Speaker 2: stories of where you get knocked out and the boat

476
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Speaker 2: is still going doing circles that was sort.

477
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Speaker 10: Of drifted and pulled a bit deep to the anchor

478
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Speaker 10: and yeah, yeah, up, and I had a plan, but

479
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Speaker 10: we could still take the crows to shore.

480
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Speaker 1: Well, what was the very first thing you thought of

481
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Speaker 1: when you got up? There was no boat break the

482
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Speaker 1: crape is you're going to be heavy?

483
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Speaker 6: Yeah?

484
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Speaker 1: Yeah, first.

485
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Speaker 2: Yes, memories of rottenest craze cooked on the back of

486
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Speaker 2: the boat after they were caught that morning with rottenest bread.

487
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Speaker 1: Is that? I am fine? Thanks, Craig, you're still with us. Yeah.

488
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Speaker 2: Lee in lower Chittering says, when I was six months old,

489
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Speaker 2: Mum took me to the shops in my pram, parked

490
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Speaker 2: outside the shop, parked her outside, you know, in the pram,

491
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Speaker 2: went in, got some groceries. That's what you did.

492
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Speaker 1: Then you left you there.

493
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Speaker 2: Everybody did it and came out promptly, went to the

494
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Speaker 2: bus stop and caught the bus home, only re getting

495
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Speaker 2: off the bus at the end of the journey that

496
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Speaker 2: she'd forgotten something from the shop.

497
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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, six months, at least six months. You don't

498
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Speaker 1: remember it. You told the story later the bus.

499
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Speaker 2: Driver when he was putting the pram on the back

500
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Speaker 2: of the bus. Remember, taken on the back of the bus.

501
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,399
Speaker 2: You should have said, should there be something in here?

502
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 1: Far more innocent times because people in perfused to leave

503
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Speaker 1: their doors unlocked at the same time.

504
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Speaker 2: They yes, very much.

505
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Speaker 1: Lots of stories of crying kids this morning as well.

506
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Speaker 2: Barry and Bell divers.

507
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Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, how are you going?

508
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Speaker 11: Barry?

509
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Speaker 1: What do you go for us?

510
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Speaker 11: About ten years ago, we're in a family holiday traveling

511
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Speaker 11: around Italy and we're on the last leg. Were in

512
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Speaker 11: Rome and doing the trouesty thing before we went home,

513
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Speaker 11: and we all jumped on the train in I think

514
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Speaker 11: Rome Central to go to the Spanish Sex and we

515
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 11: sort of got separated, the grandparents and what we thought

516
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Speaker 11: was our two year old. Some went one direction and

517
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Speaker 11: the rest of us went the other direction into another carriage.

518
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 11: When we got off this train with Spanish steps and

519
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 11: went upstairs, my oldest daughter goes, where's Adam? Yeah, we

520
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 11: somehow got separated. We thought Adam was with the grandparents.

521
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 11: The grandparents thought Adam was with us, and he wasn't.

522
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Speaker 11: He was actually on the train. But luckily, I know

523
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Speaker 11: if you ever been on the trains in Italy, the

524
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Speaker 11: crowd had pushed him off the train and he was

525
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Speaker 11: on the platform top of the Spanish steps in Rome,

526
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Speaker 11: two days before flying home to Australia. When where is

527
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 11: the three year old?

528
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 3: Yeah?

529
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 11: But he also got lost in the Vatican as well.

530
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: That's that's a big place. It's easy to ye when

531
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Speaker 1: the guard right him. Sometimes it's a bit of grey smoke,

532
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 1: so you can get lost in that. Little bags burried,

533
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Speaker 1: get married.

534
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,640
Speaker 2: When in Rome, someone needs a little you know, little hardness.

535
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 1: In the pushed the kid off the train. That's weird.

536
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: I guess they must have realized what was going on.

537
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 2: On the text. Leone says once her dad and her

538
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 2: were driving up north to visit her brother and Carthura

539
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 2: and picked up a guy in the middle of nowhere

540
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 2: who was hitchhiking he was in the middle of nowhere.

541
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 2: His mate and he had been taking turns driving and

542
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 2: they had stopped two swap drivers. They were in a

543
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 2: paddle van and while this guy that they picked up

544
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 2: was having a wi at the back, the other guy,

545
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 2: assuming that his mate had got in the back into bed,

546
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:22,120
Speaker 2: took off in the van. And it was about four

547
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,399
Speaker 2: or five hours before he was missed.

548
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,399
Speaker 1: A friend in need is a friend in the desert?

549
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 2: Of course it was you know, a million degrees. Yeah,

550
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 2: So anyway, everyone was okay about it, and leone had

551
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 2: that story to tell for years to.

552
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: Come okay about it and not right at the when

553
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: the event had probably not moment he's probably a little annoyed.

554
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, where'd he go? But they laughed about it.

555
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 1: Oh wow, it's got a Midland dave.

556
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 5: Good.

557
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: How are you going here? Welcome? What have we got

558
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: for us?

559
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 9: In the nineties, I used to be at copper in

560
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 9: Wa in the old four panel vans. We had so

561
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 9: get involved in a small car chase. He dune the

562
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 9: car as a run a week dump hours run after

563
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 9: him grabbed him, handcuffed him walking back to the van.

564
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 9: But the van wasn't there anymore because the old column

565
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 9: shifts automatic. We hadn't put it quite into park deep

566
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Speaker 9: drive and driven down the road on its own trying

567
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Speaker 9: to make the curb.

568
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: Oh boy, the column shift day. Yeah.

569
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Speaker 9: One of it had to keep hold of him while

570
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Speaker 9: the other one to made it down the road to

571
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Speaker 9: get him bring it back.

572
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, thanks day frustrating.

573
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's law enforcement.

574
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 2: Last called John and Camillo.

575
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello Lisa, everyone, How are you good?

576
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: Everyone's good?

577
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 2: When were you left behind?

578
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 4: Nineteen seventy in Switzerland, the family gone on a once

579
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 4: in a lifetime holiday skiing in Switzerland. We went to Zermatt,

580
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 4: and we're all beginners, so we went up this vernacular

581
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 4: railway and we're all supposed to get off on the

582
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Speaker 4: first stop.

583
00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

584
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 4: I was first on the train, so I was right

585
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 4: at the back, and I couldn't get off because there's

586
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 4: too many fat people in the way, And I couldn't

587
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 4: get off on the second or the third. But I

588
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 4: got off on the last one, and it was so

589
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 4: high up. I was in Switzerland, but I could look

590
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 4: down and see Italy. Yeah, And I was a beginner,

591
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,959
Speaker 4: all right, So I skied down and I caught up

592
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 4: with the team and they were still putting their skis on,

593
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 4: and the skin structure turned around me and said, where

594
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 4: have you been? I said, oh, I couldn't get off.

595
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 4: I had to go up to the top and it

596
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 4: was the only way off. The top was a black

597
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 4: run you're a beginner, And there was a ledge about

598
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 4: two cars wide that was icy and a two hundred

599
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 4: meters drop on the right hand side.

600
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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

601
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 4: All right, so when I said, when I said I

602
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 4: had to go up to the top, I couldn't get

603
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 4: off the train, and the skin instructure just turned white.

604
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 4: It was like, oh my god, thistality have it very bad?

605
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 2: This could have made a very different topic, I guess

606
00:30:59,040 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 2: because you didn't know.

607
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was seven years old.

608
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 4: I didn't think anything of it. And then and then

609
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 4: to top it off, at the very end of the

610
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 4: two week holiday, we all went out for drinks and

611
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 4: we got awards for like the most improved skier, and

612
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 4: my dad won it. My dad to display I'm still

613
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 4: dark about I'm sick too now yeah, yeah, and I'm

614
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 4: still dark about losing out.

615
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: Never let it go on.

616
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 2: First run was a blackground from the top of a mountain.

617
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: The black und hits it that too, Yeah, I hope

618
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,239
Speaker 1: when it was awarded you didn't applaud I was.

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Speaker 4: I was fuming.

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Speaker 3: John More Crazy More podcast Soon, The Sure Report.

621
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Speaker 2: On the sequel to Spinal Tap has ceter a release date.

622
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Speaker 2: Spinal Tap two, The End Continues will be released in

623
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Speaker 2: Cinema's September twelve, directed again by Rob Ryner, Christopher Guest,

624
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 2: Michael McKean and Harry Shearer are all back. There's a

625
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 2: little teaser trailer out. It's basically just shots of volume

626
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 2: knobs being turned up to eleven.

627
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Speaker 10: Stone.

628
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Speaker 1: We stole long Hands.

629
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Speaker 2: I cannot wait, I cannot wait. Lock it in September twelve.

630
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 2: That's Roccleland this time around. Some of the celebs who

631
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Speaker 2: threatened to leave America if Donald Trump got in here

632
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 2: following through first it was on de generous. Now Rosy

633
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 2: O'Donnell has confirmed she's moved to Ireland. She's moved there

634
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 2: with her twelve year old non binary Kiddo Clay, suggesting

635
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,959
Speaker 2: when it's safe for all Americans to have equal rights,

636
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 2: she'll consider going back. Unlike many Hollywood celebs, Ben Affleck

637
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 2: has no intention of spoiling his kids, addressing a viral

638
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 2: video of his teenage son wanting a six thousand dollar

639
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 2: pair of door Air Force one sneakers. Affleck told fans

640
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,479
Speaker 2: at the south By Southwest Film Festival he'd have to

641
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 2: mow a lot of lawns. Did your son start more

642
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 2: on the lawn for those sneakers?

643
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Speaker 1: That's what happens.

644
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 2: You tell them other they have to mow a lawn.

645
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Speaker 2: All of a sudden, they don't want those shoes, and

646
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Speaker 2: we're like.

647
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Speaker 1: Will you do not need thousand dollars shoes?

648
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 2: He's like, we have the one.

649
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 1: I have the money.

650
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 2: You're bro, I have the money, you're brain. Bruno Mars

651
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 2: has put himself at the top of a prestigious list.

652
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Speaker 2: It's been revealed his Newyear's Eve at show at Park

653
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Speaker 2: MGM in Las Vegas set a record for the highest

654
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Speaker 2: grossing theater show by any artist ever in the city's history,

655
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Speaker 2: five thousand, three hundred people or something in.

656
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Speaker 1: The theater magnificent.

657
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Speaker 2: He's returning to Vegas for more shows in May, if

658
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Speaker 2: by any chance you happen to be making Sin City

659
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Speaker 2: travel plans.

660
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Speaker 1: Very good and what I like before with that.

661
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Speaker 7: Band, Speaking of bands, September twelve, unreal great the flick

662
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Speaker 7: with Ben Ben.

663
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Speaker 2: I do love a good spy thriller as long as

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Speaker 2: it is thrilling.

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Speaker 12: Well, this is an interesting movie, black Bag. And so

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Speaker 12: if I were to tell you that this is a

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Speaker 12: spy thriller, I think a lot of people listening today

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Speaker 12: will be thinking, you know, car chases, explosions, gun shots.

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Speaker 1: To James Bond now that show that was just on.

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Speaker 1: So this is this is more.

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Speaker 12: Of a Tinker Taylor Soldier spy talky talky spy thriller

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Speaker 12: instead of instead of shootouts and double and his license

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Speaker 12: to kill this movie is a license to have a

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Speaker 12: dinner party. Like literally, the biggest action in this movie

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Speaker 12: does happen around a dining table, and there is I

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Speaker 12: can confirm there is only one gun shot in the

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Speaker 12: entire movie. You won't miss it. That's all I'm going

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Speaker 12: to say now. So, and the reason and the reason

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Speaker 12: this is a little bit different is it comes from

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Speaker 12: director Steven Soderberg. Yes, you know, he kind of burst

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Speaker 12: onto the scene with sex, lies and videotape back in

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Speaker 12: the nineties and then has crafted this really interesting career

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Speaker 12: where he's done things like Contagion, which turned out to

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Speaker 12: be prophetic to movies like Magic. Mike Ocean's eleven Logan

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Speaker 12: Lucky lots of different types of movies. Some of them

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Speaker 12: were great, some of them were okay, some of them

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Speaker 12: not so good. But he certainly has his own distinctive style,

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Speaker 12: bringing sort of indie filmmaking to the mainstream. And so

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Speaker 12: to tell this spy thriller, he's assembled like the most

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Speaker 12: incredible cast of British actors. You've got Kate Blanchette and

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Speaker 12: Michael Fassbender who played married spies working for this UK

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Speaker 12: intelligence agency. Kate Blanchette is now no.

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Speaker 1: It's like.

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Speaker 12: Smith think, thinking person, thinking Person's mister and missus Smith.

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Speaker 12: That's a good way to look at this movie. And

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Speaker 12: so Catherine is sort of a field agent. She's, you know,

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Speaker 12: she's the super spy, very accomplished. And her husband, George,

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Speaker 12: he's sort of a human lie detector. He's the guy

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Speaker 12: who's behind the scenes, sort of in charge of interrogations

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Speaker 12: and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: To be married to that, yeah, adressing pair.

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Speaker 12: But they but the one thing that's clear from the

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Speaker 12: start is they will do anything for each other. Like

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Speaker 12: she says to him, just point blank, would you kill

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Speaker 12: for me?

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Speaker 1: George?

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Speaker 12: And he says yet, without question. So that's the sort

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Speaker 12: of relationship they have, but it gets tested when George

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Speaker 12: is assigned with finding a mole in the organization. Someone

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Speaker 12: in their close circle is a traitor who's potentially selling

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Speaker 12: the secrets of this black bat of this well, black

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Speaker 12: bag means kind of like things that things that have

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Speaker 12: kept secret, like a secret operation. It's in the black bat,

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Speaker 12: and so you can't talk about it to anybody, even

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Speaker 12: your wife, you can't. If it's in the black bag,

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Speaker 12: you can't talk about it. And so his operation is

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Speaker 12: in the black bag to find this, to find this mole,

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Speaker 12: and the at risk is this cyber hacking super device,

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Speaker 12: doomsday device called Severus, which, to be honest, is the

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Speaker 12: worst part of the film. It's mcguffin to end all guffins.

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Speaker 12: But just put that to one side, forget I ever

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Speaker 12: said it. And so George's got to find this mole,

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Speaker 12: and he thinks the best way to do this, well,

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Speaker 12: you could put them on an actual light of techtay,

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Speaker 12: you could surveil them, you could do all of those things. No,

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Speaker 12: but why would you invite them all over for a

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Speaker 12: dinner party? So he gets the key suspects to their

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Speaker 12: house with him and Kate Blanchette sit him around the

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Speaker 12: dinner table and they have, you know, some high stakes

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Speaker 12: conversation over a curry. He makes them a masala and

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Speaker 12: the way they go. But you look at the actors

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Speaker 12: around this table, right, So you've got reggae, Jean Page

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Speaker 12: from Bridgeton, the Duke of Hastings amazing, could be a

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Speaker 12: future James Bond justly, Naomi Harris money Penny from the

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Speaker 12: Daniel Craig James Bond movies. You've got Tom Burke who

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Speaker 12: was in Furiosa, and Marissa Abella who played Amy Winehouse

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Speaker 12: in Bata Black. So you've got all those, plus Kate

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Speaker 12: Blanchett and Michael Fassbender around a table and they're sort

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Speaker 12: of drinking wine. The wine might be laced with truth

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Speaker 12: serum that George has put in there. I don't know

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Speaker 12: if that's legal, but anyway, and so and so, then

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Speaker 12: as they start to have a bit of the plank,

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Speaker 12: they start spilling secrets about failed operations. Also, you reveal

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Speaker 12: there's quite a few intra office relationships going on the

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Speaker 12: HR department at this UK officer have a nightmare and

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Speaker 12: so and then they kind of wait to see who

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Speaker 12: will reveal themselves as the Trader and then you know,

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Speaker 12: they have this dinner party. It ends in you know,

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Speaker 12: in pretty acrimonious circumstances. They all go off. George monitors

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Speaker 12: what happens in the wake of this dinner party, and

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Speaker 12: then gets them all back together for another dinner party.

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Speaker 12: It's a part two point zero, very much to see

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Speaker 12: for the final kind of you know, it's almost like

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Speaker 12: the Sherlock Holmes well you know, if you you know,

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Speaker 12: you told me this before, but now how do you

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Speaker 12: explain this?

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Speaker 2: And then they do the Big Room the Traders without

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Speaker 2: Alan Cumming absolute.

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Speaker 12: Movies and so so there is not a lot of

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Speaker 12: you know, sort of like action in the way we

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Speaker 12: traditionally think about it in a spy movie, but there's

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Speaker 12: plenty of fireworks from it from a conversational point of view.

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Speaker 2: So there you go, so awesome. How many how many

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Speaker 2: ermes Berkans are you giving that?

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Speaker 12: Well, it gets knocked out a bit because of the

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Speaker 12: mcguffin storyline. It's because it's so dumb and it just

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Speaker 12: makes it unnecessarily convoluted. And Pierce Brosnan is sort of

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Speaker 12: the boss of the of the intelligence and he's the

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Speaker 12: one who's he's the one in charge of the mcguffin

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Speaker 12: and is like, that's not so great, but otherwise it's

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Speaker 12: really really great adult cinema that we don't really see anymore.

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Speaker 12: I'm going to give this one three and a half.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'm in very good. Yeah, thanks mav

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Speaker 1: Clezy and Lisa