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Speaker 1: And Lisa. I was reading in the West on the

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Speaker 1: weekend that he's back.

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Speaker 2: Next week from the.

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Speaker 3: Nastiest guy that you've ever seen, Ted Bullpitch.

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Speaker 1: Yes, worst that was. No, that was a different brand.

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Speaker 1: That was Peebo. Wasn't it was Louise Martine either either one.

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Speaker 3: Of those words. It wasn't Ted Bullpitch.

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Speaker 1: Doing you would it might be, but you need you'll

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Speaker 1: need cans of whatever you can get your hands on,

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Speaker 1: because we're in the grip of the worst fly plague

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Speaker 1: in living.

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Speaker 3: Memory, back to pre dung beet all days that so

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Speaker 3: like thanks to the wet winter, like the summers of

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Speaker 3: the eighties. Yes, there's just there's just too much for

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Speaker 3: the dung beetle to deal with.

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Speaker 1: There were heaps out on the weekend. I was outdoors

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Speaker 1: on the weekend and there were just heaps of the things.

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Speaker 3: Producer Susi's with us. She can testify to this because

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Speaker 3: tell us what's up your nose?

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Speaker 4: Yes, can can firm they were out and about on

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Speaker 4: the weekend. I was playing cricket yesterday, in the middle

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Speaker 4: of batting, had a drinks break and as I'm trying

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Speaker 4: to take a sip of water, a fly has gone

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Speaker 4: up my nose and can confirm it's still there right now.

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Speaker 4: I haven't been able to get it out. Yeah, it's disgusting.

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Speaker 1: So she just leaned into the microphone shop. There it

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Speaker 1: is still buzzing around in your nostrils.

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Speaker 5: Just switched nostrils and.

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Speaker 3: Nothing.

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Speaker 4: I need to go get some sailine today. I can't

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Speaker 4: feel it. It's like frendous individually, but I've got that

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Speaker 4: pressure between my eyebrowser That's how I know it's still

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Speaker 4: up there.

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Speaker 3: Oh that is y kidding. Melanie in Woodridge has When

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Speaker 3: we were kids back in the eighties, our neighbors kids

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Speaker 3: and us were having a competition to see who could

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Speaker 3: fit the most tic TACs at one nostril, and Tash,

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Speaker 3: all of seven years old, stuck ten in and managed

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Speaker 3: to get the record. Yeah Tash, but she could only

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Speaker 3: get eight out. Ten went in eight k out and

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Speaker 3: she had to go to the doctors and get the

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Speaker 3: other two melted out.

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Speaker 1: Somehow, I never would have thought of doing that.

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Speaker 3: Is tick takes up your nose? No really no.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, Sheltered childhood obviously.

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Speaker 3: Got ten. That's impressive.

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Speaker 5: All right, well, flies tic TACs?

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Speaker 1: What else? What else got stuck? Up your nose.

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Speaker 3: Titian Maddington had a double fly situation on the weekend

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Speaker 3: playing golf in Bumbria. Fly flew up her nose and

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Speaker 3: in one went in her mouth at the same time,

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Speaker 3: and she had no choice but to swallow.

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Speaker 1: Oh good, double choke on the golf course.

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Speaker 3: But it's not all about flies. We're talking about things

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Speaker 3: up noses. We've had a couple of bean backall bean

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Speaker 3: bag balls, bean bag balls. Yeah, Christy's daughter put the

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Speaker 3: little white bean bag balls up her nose, and so

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Speaker 3: did Dot in River. Belle's son bean bag balls stuck

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Speaker 3: up his nose accident, Yes, you hope to Neil her

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Speaker 3: son when he was about two or three, got a

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Speaker 3: lego man hand up his nose. He had to go

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Speaker 3: to the doctor, had to get it removed.

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Speaker 5: Couldn't put their own finger up there.

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Speaker 3: And just such a tiny little nostril book, so you

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Speaker 3: couldn't fit a whole lego man up there, just his hand.

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Speaker 1: Dear o me.

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Speaker 5: Julie is in South Perth. All right, Julie, what went

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Speaker 5: up your nose or was it somebody else's? Are you

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Speaker 5: calling in for a friend?

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Speaker 6: No calling, I'm calling for me. Yes, I was about

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Speaker 6: the age of about three, outside gardening with my dad,

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Speaker 6: and I stuffed the green strawberry up my nostril.

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Speaker 7: Right up.

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Speaker 3: There is a green strawberry, just an unripe strawberry, or is.

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Speaker 6: It a y o unripe strawberry?

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Speaker 5: If it had a little pebble, yes, if it had,

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Speaker 5: if it had been read at least it might have,

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Speaker 5: you know, mushed up a little bit and stuck up there.

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Speaker 3: Strawberry come out of smoothie.

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Speaker 5: Knew you were going to see that line out a

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Speaker 5: few Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It opened.

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Speaker 5: It didn't leave any seeds in there, did it.

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Speaker 1: Didn't sprout some new ones?

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Speaker 6: Well, I do have some sprouts going out my ease

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Speaker 6: at the moment.

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Speaker 1: Yes, thank you very much, you too, thanks for fessing up.

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Speaker 3: Not surprisingly, there's a bit of lego going on, Matt.

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Speaker 3: Matt and several Grove said when my son was too

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Speaker 3: he put a lego diamond up his nose. Took the

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Speaker 3: same digging for diamonds to the next level hospital visit

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Speaker 3: was required to be removed.

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Speaker 1: Dear Aaron in East Cannington, what's up your nose?

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Speaker 7: Oh good guys, it wasn't actually me. It was a

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Speaker 7: guy that worked with a couple of years ago and

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Speaker 7: about twenty fourteen, we just finished a fiveway swinger at

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Speaker 7: the airport and dirty bugger had dropp their belly if

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Speaker 7: you know what I mean, and made the room stink

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Speaker 7: and Nith was like, coh, jeez, that's really bad. And

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Speaker 7: I just happened to have a set of stuffed earplugs

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Speaker 7: in my top pocket from them the shift before, and

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Speaker 7: I threw them at him and I was like, here

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Speaker 7: is that bad sickas in your nose, And then he

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Speaker 7: saw his reflection in the mirror, started to laugh and

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Speaker 7: then give it the old.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: It went right to the back of the Nagels cavity.

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Speaker 7: It was funny as hell because of course then then

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Speaker 7: the panic ensued. He's like, oh, I can't breeze. I was, well,

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Speaker 7: you stop talking, you can breathe.

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Speaker 5: Because at first that didn't sound like a bad idea.

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Speaker 5: That sounded like quite but just one wrong snort and

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Speaker 5: all right, thank you very much, thanks for dobin your

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Speaker 5: made unless you didn't mention their name.

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Speaker 1: All right on the tack.

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Speaker 3: In warm Berth says my brother in law told me

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Speaker 3: to snort a frozen pea film. Oh my be I

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Speaker 3: did it? Got stuck and it swelled up. Oh no, anyway,

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Speaker 3: it came out eventually. Norelle and Allenbrook, Hello, good morning.

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Speaker 3: He went up the nose and got stuck.

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Speaker 1: There.

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Speaker 2: My little sister, we were young, yes, and I believe

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Speaker 2: we were playing at my nana's house and she found

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Speaker 2: one of those slater bugs, you know, the gray bugs

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Speaker 2: that curl up. Yes, she popped one of those up

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Speaker 2: her nose and we couldn't get it out, and mom

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Speaker 2: didn't know what to do, so she took her to

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Speaker 2: the doctor and the doctor said, crunch and blow a

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Speaker 2: bit of more.

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Speaker 1: Team wouldn't do the job.

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Speaker 7: Crunch and blow.

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Speaker 2: No, apparently not.

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Speaker 3: And it would have stunk too.

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Speaker 2: I don't remember the rest of the details I remember.

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Speaker 2: I'm just remember the doctor saying, crunching.

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Speaker 5: Blow down, God, and the poor little thing would have

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Speaker 5: been panicking up there.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I don't mind the slader.

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Speaker 3: What about Norrell's sister? Thanks to take that E