1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:01,680 Speaker 1: Nowell and Woody podcast. 2 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:05,040 Speaker 2: Many We're on our way up to Charleville to do 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:07,960 Speaker 2: a live stand up show with Rude Jude eight hours 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,039 Speaker 2: inland from Brisbane, so that hopefully it's a perfect audition 5 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:13,280 Speaker 2: tape for her to perform at the Adelaide Fringe. 6 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:13,840 Speaker 3: Woods. 7 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,840 Speaker 2: But one of the great performers who's going to give 8 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:19,079 Speaker 2: us us and Jude some advice very shortly is a 9 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,920 Speaker 2: man who is no stranger to crowds or TVs. 10 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:25,680 Speaker 3: It's Bo Ryan, Ryan. 11 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:28,200 Speaker 4: How are you Bowie, hey boy? 12 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 5: Check with Rude Jude. 13 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:30,960 Speaker 4: She's the best. You've heard of it. 14 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 3: You've heard of her? 15 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:31,760 Speaker 2: Bo? 16 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I'm seeing a sex shops and fishing shops, 17 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:36,760 Speaker 5: so it's good. Merges them together, you know what I mean? 18 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:38,160 Speaker 5: Not in that order. 19 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:41,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, words Munstone of course. 20 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 6: Now Balwi, before we get into you providing some of 21 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 6: some advice to Jude. 22 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 4: You've been a bit of a hero in your private life. 23 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,960 Speaker 4: Actually this morning, well, I don't know about a hero. 24 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 5: My kids going to check ups. You boys know what 25 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:57,200 Speaker 5: it's like every year they go in. Anyway, my daughter 26 00:00:57,240 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 5: went in Remy with my wife Kara today and the 27 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 5: doctor decided to give her a blood test so as 28 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:07,120 Speaker 5: he's pulled out the needle, my daughter ran his collapsed 29 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:11,080 Speaker 5: and fainted on the floor. With Tara seeing that, then 30 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 5: she's fainted. 31 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 3: On the floor. 32 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 5: So I get a call from the doctor and he's like, mate, 33 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:17,840 Speaker 5: you're going to come back to Cronula. I've got two 34 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 5: bodies here on the ground in the waiting room and 35 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 5: you need to pick him up. So I raised back 36 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:24,479 Speaker 5: and there it's good. They having to lay down. 37 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,720 Speaker 3: Now as you're rolling up in a rug and put 38 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:27,080 Speaker 3: him in the. 39 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:30,040 Speaker 5: Mad But we got date nights night, so I might 40 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:31,759 Speaker 5: say it's two fifty, So it's all right. 41 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 3: Mate. 42 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:42,199 Speaker 2: Let's talk really quickly about showing the money too out 43 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:43,759 Speaker 2: now on stand. 44 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:47,880 Speaker 5: Yeah, premiere Thursday. Now, the trade period is obviously very big. 45 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 5: Showing the money basically follows the managers in that two 46 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 5: week play period with complete access of how it works 47 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:00,680 Speaker 5: free agency window. It's it's unblee people and they show 48 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:02,800 Speaker 5: me the money to lead straight into round one where 49 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 5: it's crazy. It's a crazy took. 50 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:10,800 Speaker 2: It's crazy, lots of money flying around, boys and everything else. 51 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,520 Speaker 2: It's the talk of the town mates. It's amazing. They've 52 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 2: actually got a doco series around it, so it's all. 53 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,120 Speaker 2: All these doco series are amazing to watch in and 54 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,359 Speaker 2: around sport, and nothing will get you more pumped down 55 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,680 Speaker 2: for the footy season. Van show Me the Money too. 56 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 2: It's out now only on stand which looks awesome. But 57 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,760 Speaker 2: I know you you've worked lots of crowds before, lots 58 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:30,760 Speaker 2: of rooms. I know that you recently had to do 59 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:33,560 Speaker 2: that at the premiere of Dawn of the Dolphins. You'll 60 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 2: work in the blue carpet there for the stand original documentary, 61 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,440 Speaker 2: which which looks awesome. 62 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,840 Speaker 3: But can you remember the first time that you did, or. 63 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:42,400 Speaker 2: Can you remember a time where a crowd really sort 64 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,360 Speaker 2: of blew up in your face? 65 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:46,799 Speaker 5: What I do when the footy show was on Rest 66 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,000 Speaker 5: in Peace? I used to get up and do a 67 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 5: little bit of crowd work. But what I'd usually do, 68 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 5: we'd have a comedian every week and I would just 69 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:56,520 Speaker 5: write down all their gear and do their gear the 70 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,359 Speaker 5: following week because it was new stuff to everyone. 71 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,680 Speaker 6: Your advisor, Jude, Your advice to Jude would be just 72 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 6: copy another Canadian's gear. 73 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 5: Fix what heaps of Dave Chappelle, what capell write it down? 74 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:10,919 Speaker 5: I like the one where I'll usually start with, is 75 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 5: anyone here living Cranella and I'll say, yeah, a couple 76 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,639 Speaker 5: and I'll say, can I get a look home? I've 77 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 5: been using that one for about twenty years before. 78 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:21,640 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but Jude actually joins us. Uh now she's 79 00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:31,359 Speaker 2: she's she's head, she's head, You're on and she's. 80 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:32,240 Speaker 1: Very cannot believe by Ryan, I cannot believe you watch 81 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,640 Speaker 1: him in the forty show. It's like we can us 82 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:41,840 Speaker 1: the shaddy on the way. 83 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 5: Can I come to Can I come to your show? 84 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,320 Speaker 5: How do I get a ticket? 85 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 1: Ah? Just flash it and you'll get one. 86 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:49,280 Speaker 5: Just flash it. 87 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 1: Well wow, okay, yeah we can end up. 88 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 3: What's that? 89 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 5: Man? 90 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 1: You can't do that anymore? 91 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,240 Speaker 5: Dude, you can't do it anymore? 92 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,080 Speaker 1: Why woman going? 93 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 5: You can? 94 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,160 Speaker 2: We're going to go to a song, but Judy, I 95 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 2: know you've got some material that you want to practice 96 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 2: on Bowie right up next, right, So let's go to 97 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:19,280 Speaker 2: a song. I've Bo's been around plenty of crowds, plenty 98 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:20,839 Speaker 2: of shows, BEFO. We're also going to talk about some 99 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 2: of the brand new shows on stand. You can see 100 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 2: Show Me the Money Too is out now only on 101 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,080 Speaker 2: Stand More with Bo, Ryan. 102 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,240 Speaker 3: And Rude Dude on the phone. Right up next. What's 103 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:32,200 Speaker 3: you and I on our way to Charlotte? Oh yeah, 104 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 3: oh yeah. 105 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:34,520 Speaker 6: We're putting on a comedy show for a woman called 106 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,159 Speaker 6: Rude Jude. She's a seventy five year old woman who 107 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 6: runs a bait and tackle store with a naughty corner. 108 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,680 Speaker 4: Yes, she sells rods and sex toys. Now to get 109 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,360 Speaker 4: her ready for the gig, which is in what it's 110 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 4: a couple of days, the warm up gig before. 111 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 2: Alaid, two days away and then look at the gig's 112 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,320 Speaker 2: got to be good enough so. 113 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:52,600 Speaker 3: That we can get her to perform live at the 114 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,560 Speaker 3: Adelaide Fringe. This is her audition tape. 115 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,000 Speaker 6: So we are getting great presenters to give her advice. 116 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 6: And one of those great presenters is the great bow 117 00:04:59,080 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 6: Ryan Bowie. 118 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:04,600 Speaker 5: How are you? I'm good, boy, I'm good. I love 119 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:05,159 Speaker 5: you both. 120 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:07,800 Speaker 1: I love my rod. 121 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 4: Do you find him sexy? Do you find him sexy? 122 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 1: Dude? 123 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:13,719 Speaker 3: He is A Yeah he is. 124 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 1: I'd like to get his because you're ship in mind. 125 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:24,760 Speaker 5: You don't into a tunnel, dude, you're dropping out? 126 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,039 Speaker 4: So did you actually? 127 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 6: Because bo Bo can critique any jokes you've got, I 128 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:35,000 Speaker 6: think you've prepared another joke. You've been working pretty hard 129 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,920 Speaker 6: before you warm up gig in a couple of days. 130 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 6: Have you got a joke that you want to run 131 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:39,160 Speaker 6: past bow? 132 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 5: You give it too much? 133 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:48,320 Speaker 1: Oh right? Not the one sort of oh ship this 134 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:54,279 Speaker 1: this wife. This wife bought a pair of crashle sneakers 135 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,480 Speaker 1: and he had to spice up a sex life with 136 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:02,159 Speaker 1: a husband. So that night she got home, she put 137 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:05,000 Speaker 1: the nickers crash the nickers on, and she put the 138 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:08,839 Speaker 1: shortest skirt she could find on. And she's sitting back 139 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:12,320 Speaker 1: in the lambe chair having a glass of wine, and 140 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:15,599 Speaker 1: he's sitting opposite her, and she thought, oh, get him now, 141 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:19,039 Speaker 1: I'll get to beyond the night sony hair. She sort 142 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:22,880 Speaker 1: of cocked the leg up and he said. He looked 143 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:30,760 Speaker 1: over and said, haven't you got any anys on? She said, yeah, 144 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:35,800 Speaker 1: like this and he said, oh all right. He said, 145 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:37,440 Speaker 1: I thought you were sitting. 146 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:45,479 Speaker 5: On the cat. Very good. I like her. You like 147 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:47,680 Speaker 5: it be I like her? Yeah, yeah, I mean it 148 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,479 Speaker 5: probably went a minute and a half too long, but 149 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:50,920 Speaker 5: you can shorten it a little bit. 150 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:55,000 Speaker 1: Please help me. 151 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 5: That was good. I like it. I like it short, 152 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:58,880 Speaker 5: short and sharp. 153 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:01,000 Speaker 6: Shortened the set. That's great, vice, Jude. So I just 154 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,840 Speaker 6: sort of like reduce your your intro there and. 155 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:06,279 Speaker 3: Then hell of a punchline, Judy. 156 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,840 Speaker 2: The delivery on the punchline, fantastic. 157 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:12,480 Speaker 5: It's all delivery. It's well done. I lock it. No, 158 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 5: I really like it. 159 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:20,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, well ship um all mate? Not you know, you 160 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:27,600 Speaker 1: are what you know, playing alike like you're just going 161 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:27,800 Speaker 1: with it. 162 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:32,480 Speaker 5: I prefer the stuff that leap yeah yeah. Crowd wark 163 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:34,360 Speaker 5: yeah yeah. 164 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:35,960 Speaker 3: Do you have any crowd work? 165 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, you have a bit of crowd work tomorrow and 166 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:39,240 Speaker 2: in a couple of nights, won't you. 167 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah I had so. 168 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:45,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll probably I can help most of the people 169 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:46,560 Speaker 3: in the crowd though. 170 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:49,480 Speaker 1: Won't you. Oh, I'm yeah. 171 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,320 Speaker 2: Is it a bit awkward for you that you might 172 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:53,360 Speaker 2: have sold most of the people in the crowd sex 173 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:54,520 Speaker 2: toys at some stage? 174 00:07:55,960 --> 00:08:00,800 Speaker 1: No, no, it doesn't. You know, what do you remember 175 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:04,440 Speaker 1: that lady came jumping into the shop and what's going on? 176 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:06,800 Speaker 1: She got that bar brod and she didn't have to 177 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,400 Speaker 1: turn it all and she was jumping and started jumping 178 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,480 Speaker 1: around like a kangaroo. 179 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:14,480 Speaker 5: D What is the most popular story at the moment? 180 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:15,520 Speaker 5: What's the most popular one? 181 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:25,360 Speaker 1: Good question, Well, we've got Premus pumps have you and 182 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:27,880 Speaker 1: you know you can use that when you go at 183 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:30,440 Speaker 1: fishing and camping, because you can also use as a 184 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:31,239 Speaker 1: abby pump. 185 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:38,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, lovely to hear from your mate. 186 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:41,400 Speaker 2: Hey, we're seeing you tonight, so you'll see you really 187 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,440 Speaker 2: really surely. 188 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,240 Speaker 4: Put on the kettle. 189 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:48,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll be Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna catch a 190 00:08:48,679 --> 00:08:50,600 Speaker 2: plane into Charvel. But there be there a little bit 191 00:08:50,679 --> 00:08:56,160 Speaker 2: later on tonight. I came, mate, so chuck the right out, 192 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:02,319 Speaker 2: whiz bowie. 193 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:03,760 Speaker 3: Thank you so much for joining us. 194 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,280 Speaker 5: Mate, Thanks you, Tom boys. Enjoy the show with Jude. 195 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,959 Speaker 3: We will, we will, we will. 196 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,520 Speaker 4: Let us start you on that ticket. Let us know 197 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:10,880 Speaker 4: from that ticket. All you have to do is. 198 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,199 Speaker 5: I'm working. I just remembered more. 199 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,880 Speaker 6: Of the boys on the full show podcast all on 200 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:19,240 Speaker 6: the iHeartRadio a app. 201 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,120 Speaker 1: Oh worry me get your podcast.