Speaker 1: Just host couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Helly, brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood.
Speaker 1: You've really pieced me off.
Speaker 3: I'm not speaking now. That actually really suits me.
Speaker 1: No, mich and Mitchell coos.
Speaker 3: Hello you happy Monday idiots. Cheery is not here today,
Speaker 3: is having a bit of time out. Nothing to worry about.
Speaker 3: Our the wheel price keeper Jenner is here as usual. Yes,
Speaker 3: I am here, and also our fourth wheel roving reporter Oscar. Hello,
Speaker 3: he's here as well. Welcome back, chalk Oh.
Speaker 1: Thanks for having me. Chocks were what I was sitting like?
Speaker 3: Loosener. You look real formal, you know now, I just
Speaker 3: want to do a bit of housekeeping and just to
Speaker 3: avoid any confusion, Oscar, you are not here to fill
Speaker 3: in for Mitch Cheery. No, Jenna, it's me is stepping up.
Speaker 3: She is Mitch Cheery today and you are therefore feeling
Speaker 3: in for Jenna. Of course, it's a hierarchy. Janna's my
Speaker 3: co pilot. You're just some scraggy fucking air hostess. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 3: doing the safety demonstration.
Speaker 1: But I'm doing the safety demonstrating at the back of
Speaker 1: the plane.
Speaker 3: On a rex Y.
Speaker 4: Noone seated at the back so you to nobody.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just doing it to the mirror actually, because
Speaker 1: it's for for demonstrational practice.
Speaker 3: Yes, how are you two feeling being reunited? It's been
Speaker 3: a while since then.
Speaker 5: It's it's so so low. I have mister Jen so much.
Speaker 1: You know, I send you like thousands of ai cat
Speaker 1: videos on TikTok.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I love them all.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: I'm glad I'm not on the receiving those quietly, so good.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you both something very exciting that's happened
Speaker 3: in my life?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 3: So a very exciting milestone.
Speaker 5: You're getting married.
Speaker 3: No, I'm having a baby. How did you know? I
Speaker 3: had a big lunch.
Speaker 1: I could feel it in my water?
Speaker 3: No, Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Sorry, right, sorry, I haven't been well.
Speaker 3: I love that you went to the effort of coughing
Speaker 3: off Mike, but it was so loud there's no way
Speaker 3: I can edit that out.
Speaker 5: Scared me fucking health like.
Speaker 1: It doesn't help if you go fully just like excuse me?
Speaker 3: What second?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: Are you still sorry? I'll get back to my huge
Speaker 3: life near soon. Last time you were on co hosting
Speaker 3: with me, you were an absolute train wreck. If I
Speaker 3: can be Franks, Spring was knocking you around. You had
Speaker 3: fucking shocking hay fever? How are you doing that? Cough
Speaker 3: is not encouraging.
Speaker 1: No, so update on the shocking hay fever. It's fucking revolting.
Speaker 1: Still I'm still anti spring. I think springs still spring.
Speaker 1: I just thought it's been so long, I know, and
Speaker 1: my health issues are just out of control. So when
Speaker 1: I get hay fever it can develop anyway. So I've
Speaker 1: just not been a well chalk.
Speaker 3: I can't recall the last time you were well.
Speaker 1: Honestly me neither.
Speaker 3: Don't even get me started on a therapist lotenges? Do
Speaker 3: you want one?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I might steal it from you.
Speaker 3: That'll be good.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 3: But yes, as I was saying, yes, you're huge milestone.
Speaker 3: As you know, I moved into the penthouse recently rated apartments.
Speaker 3: Yes if you're lost, and after all this time living
Speaker 3: in a fucking penthouse that has two levels, I finally
Speaker 3: have my first trip down the stairs. I had a
Speaker 3: good run. I had a good run.
Speaker 5: Oh well done.
Speaker 1: I was like today, I'm that proud of you.
Speaker 3: It was well three am. I've had a couple of drinks.
Speaker 3: I turned all the lights off upstairs because weirdly my god.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I thought that was going to be internal.
Speaker 3: No w'en a birth ever. Internal, that's not a thing.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: My co pilot, Jenna, can you rain him in here?
Speaker 3: So I was walking downstairs, the lights were off. I
Speaker 3: must have just missed a step and I just went
Speaker 3: like tumbling, hit my elbow, and then Sean comes running
Speaker 3: around the corner being like, oh my god, he said
Speaker 3: to me, I thought I was going to see like
Speaker 3: a squished Mitchell. And much to his surprise, he comes
Speaker 3: running around the corner and there I was just standing
Speaker 3: at the bottom of the stairs, so like a cat,
Speaker 3: I trip, but I did not actually trip. Over All
Speaker 3: I have to show for it is this one injury
Speaker 3: on my elbow. That's where I hit my elbow.
Speaker 1: That's quite a that's quite a nice graze.
Speaker 3: Gorgeous. Oh, Jenna, you'll feel this. I was going, I understand.
Speaker 3: But at Pilate's I'm making us do a plank, but
Speaker 3: on our elbows rather than on our hands. And imagine
Speaker 3: this Gray's elbow from my fall on the on the
Speaker 3: PLT was like, Chi.
Speaker 5: That's sore.
Speaker 3: It wasn't.
Speaker 5: That's not fun?
Speaker 3: Disgusting Now because you're the honor every cheery Jenna, would
Speaker 3: you like to let anyone who might be listening for
Speaker 3: the first time how this fucking podcast works.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so we talk.
Speaker 3: Oh you're here every time?
Speaker 5: He says, is it just me?
Speaker 4: Is something that you notice?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: No, wait, if it's your first time listening, welcome to
Speaker 3: Is it it's me? We start every.
Speaker 4: Monday the same way? And is it just me or Jim?
Speaker 3: Is what it is?
Speaker 4: It's something you've noticed, tate or appreciate.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 5: Who will go first?
Speaker 3: I think I'm going to kick things and then obviously
Speaker 3: my co host Jenna will bring one as well while
Speaker 3: I'm here.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I did think of a good one in the
Speaker 1: car on.
Speaker 3: The way last time you were here Oscar when we
Speaker 3: did our misfit episodes, I was I was racing you
Speaker 3: for having a ship hook. Yes, that's right, Like we've
Speaker 3: got to sell it up top to keep people listening.
Speaker 3: So what would your hook be? So my hook would
Speaker 3: be what's the rich and about?
Speaker 1: Well, my hook for this would be it will probably
Speaker 1: get me in trouble and I will definitely be called
Speaker 1: a hypocrite. Oh, I definitely will create I definitely will
Speaker 1: get will end up being called a hypocrite, but I
Speaker 1: just have so many passionate emotions about this topic.
Speaker 3: Sweet all right, Jenna, what about you? What's what's your hook?
Speaker 4: So this is something I've noticed, particularly with the breakfast
Speaker 4: show that I work on. What are just a show
Speaker 4: that's on in the morning on Sydney's number one radio station?
Speaker 6: Wrong?
Speaker 3: What's the radio station? You haven't said it yet.
Speaker 4: I can say that it's ws FAM, I just can't
Speaker 4: say the name. Actually, you know what. It's Jonesy and
Speaker 4: Aman's kido another coin in the jar. I can't for
Speaker 4: new idiots that are not understanding what's going on right now.
Speaker 4: We have a swear jar because Mitch and I were like, god,
Speaker 4: Jenna mentions Jones and your man of all the bloody time,
Speaker 4: and so we started implementing she owed the dollar every
Speaker 4: time she mentions them. Yep, So I'll put a dollar
Speaker 4: into the kidio. There we go, it's in.
Speaker 1: But if do you owe the kideo?
Speaker 5: Oh what is it?
Speaker 3: I'm trying to bring it up? Here we go? Yeah,
Speaker 3: you only one for the missing child? Oh yes, ye yeah,
Speaker 3: four for the for the for Jones and Amanda Anladd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so so five dollars. Yeah, but actually I
Speaker 1: thought it was going to be high.
Speaker 3: No, you owe a dollar on here? I don't even
Speaker 3: I'm not four. Do we coerce you into saying the
Speaker 3: missing child's name?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, mich did.
Speaker 3: No that.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not paying that dollar. You can get a dollar,
Speaker 1: no doll.
Speaker 5: Helps as cheery.
Speaker 4: I'm going to pay that extra because I'm cheery. So
Speaker 4: how much is CHEERYO?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, babes, it'll send your break. He's up
Speaker 3: to fifteen bucks.
Speaker 4: Well, Cherry will be paying for his own mine and
Speaker 4: oscars because I'm cheery today.
Speaker 3: I suppose I can't like we've got equal power here
Speaker 3: where a team I can't actually ship? All right, you're
Speaker 3: going to be the one to explain that to him
Speaker 3: when it's back.
Speaker 4: I am my acting in his place, so down, don't worry, Oscar.
Speaker 4: I've got you covered, all right.
Speaker 3: Are you ready for me to kick things off with?
Speaker 3: Go on? You're right, let's go badly?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Did you not know that you're supposed to wash your
Speaker 3: fucking scrunchies.
Speaker 1: Famously? I don't have enough hair, so I didn't.
Speaker 3: I knew you weren't going to be able to relate,
Speaker 3: you've got no hair on your head, that is, you're
Speaker 3: back to the different store.
Speaker 4: I've never ever thought of washing my scrunches ever, And
Speaker 4: then I saw your Instagram video, and that night I
Speaker 4: smelt my scrunchy, the one that I've got in my
Speaker 4: hair right now.
Speaker 1: I've been meaning to tell you about.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Okay, wait, So for those that didn't see
Speaker 3: the video on my Instagram last week, I have been
Speaker 3: hardharboring a putrid stench for months. I thought that I
Speaker 3: just had some unexplained bo and I was driving myself
Speaker 3: crazy with this because I was having extra showers and
Speaker 3: yet I'd just be sitting there at my desk or
Speaker 3: on the couch and I'd go, oh God, it's back.
Speaker 3: And it was such a unique stench. It wasn't like
Speaker 3: the usual pits or whatever. I thought it might have
Speaker 3: been a certain hair product. I was easy, and I
Speaker 3: thought it was because I was sleeping with wet hair.
Speaker 3: I went through all the motions, yeah, trying to figure
Speaker 3: out why I ree, which.
Speaker 1: Is so wild, because you're possibly one of the most
Speaker 1: cleanest people I know.
Speaker 3: How many people do you know? So basically I was
Speaker 3: driving myself mad trying to find a fucking solution to this.
Speaker 3: I couldn't figure it out. And then eventually, after months
Speaker 3: and months of this fucking stint following me, which by
Speaker 3: the way, it got worse and it was so bad. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm surprised neither of you noticed it. Actually I didn't.
Speaker 5: Probably I could smell my own possibly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, after months and months, I realized, oh my god,
Speaker 3: it's my scrunchy. It's been my scrunchy this whole time,
Speaker 3: so no wonder it was mostly my hair and my
Speaker 3: wrists was stinky because that's where the scrunchy lives stank.
Speaker 3: And so I posted a video about this Instagram, like
Speaker 3: Jenna said, and I got so many comments saying, babe,
Speaker 3: you meant to pop your fucking scrunchies in the laundry
Speaker 3: and wash them.
Speaker 5: I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: They don't teach you this shit in school.
Speaker 1: No tell you this. I agree, like fuck algebra, when
Speaker 1: if I ever used x Y over the air and
Speaker 1: the fuck with like teach me how to wash a
Speaker 1: bullshit scrunchy.
Speaker 3: Sorry Jesus, Jesus, trust, lay off the vapes. But no, okay,
Speaker 3: good chat, fair enough, So hang on, Jenna, you told
Speaker 3: me that you checked your scrunchy after you saw my video,
Speaker 3: and yours was stinky too.
Speaker 4: It was stinky.
Speaker 5: Wyeoah, disgusting.
Speaker 3: We've all lant something from the stinky scrunchy saga, haven't we?
Speaker 5: We really have.
Speaker 3: But yet a lot of people in the comments were
Speaker 3: saying that they washed their scrunchies after every year. Sorry,
Speaker 3: I'm not that busy, but I am too busy for that.
Speaker 3: That sounds excessive, right, That seems insane to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you also have like such like you have
Speaker 1: your Plaine scrunches and you've got a beautiful scrunchy on
Speaker 1: your wrist today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to get rid of the stinky one. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Which the other thing people were shocked about in the
Speaker 3: comments was that I'd had that one scrunchy for four years.
Speaker 3: I do have others you've seen in my house. I've
Speaker 3: got like a little scrunchy wreck you have, But I
Speaker 3: don't shake it up. I've already got one on my wrist,
Speaker 3: so why would I bother to shake it up?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Exactly, I just had the same one this whole time.
Speaker 3: Unless I'm going to, like, I don't know. I went
Speaker 3: to a barbie theened party, so I was like, right,
Speaker 3: I'll grab the pink scrunchy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, But every
Speaker 3: other day I was just using this one Frankly Richard
Speaker 3: brown scrunchy. Brown, at least it was brown, like it was, Well,
Speaker 3: I do that the brown one. It blends in with
Speaker 3: my hair, which is why it is my favorite. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and a lot of people were like, holy fuck, how
Speaker 3: did you keep the same scrunchy without losing it for
Speaker 3: four years? I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I've had this one for about two years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's weird. But hair ties and bobby pin n
Speaker 3: different story, totally. I lose them all the time, totally different.
Speaker 3: But my trust is scrunchy. It was always on my wrist.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I can imagine with scrunchies because they're obviously larger.
Speaker 1: So I feel like a scrunchy would be harder to
Speaker 1: lose than a hair tie. As someone with two hairs
Speaker 1: on their forehead, I can imagine a hair tie or
Speaker 1: a bobby pin would be very easy, but a scrunchy
Speaker 1: because it's fat, Yeah, exactly, Like you know, I feel
Speaker 1: like it's like a bracelet in a way. I don't
Speaker 1: when I don't have my baby.
Speaker 3: I'm more baffled that people manage to lose scrunchies.
Speaker 4: But anyway, whenever I see a scrunchy on the floor,
Speaker 4: it makes me a bit sad.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know.
Speaker 4: And you never pick it up though, oh never, never, never,
Speaker 4: do you.
Speaker 3: Know what the fuck thing is? Though this whole time,
Speaker 3: I'd gotten it all wrong because I would actively avoid
Speaker 3: getting my scrunchy wet because I was like, well, that'll
Speaker 3: wreck it. Yes, I thought, you know, I would never
Speaker 3: take it in the shower, even if I was like
Speaker 3: washing my hands or something. I'd take the scrunchy off
Speaker 3: the wriars right because oh, I can never wet it. No.
Speaker 3: People were saying, no, I actively shower with the scrunchy
Speaker 3: to give it a quick wash. I was like, how
Speaker 3: the fuck have I had long hair all this time?
Speaker 3: And I didn't know the rules. No, I didn't know
Speaker 3: the rules. No one tells you if it's shit.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 4: I had no idea as well. My hair would be wet,
Speaker 4: and I would avoid putting the scrunch in there because
Speaker 4: I'd be like, oh, I don't want to get it wet.
Speaker 4: It's a good scrunchy. You don't want to fuck it.
Speaker 1: I think before do you think before you know? Because
Speaker 1: we're terminal, do you think before we go we should
Speaker 1: create an handbook god of how to use a fucking scrunchy?
Speaker 1: Because I am learning. I think that's a business idea.
Speaker 1: Maybe the Misfits we can do something about that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I will say, this is such a pan trip.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't caep taking on board merch suggestions the
Speaker 3: group I love you all idiots, but the Facebook groups
Speaker 3: like when are we getting a coffee table book? When
Speaker 3: are we're getting the card game? And I'm like dall,
Speaker 3: and we have so much fucking merch as it is.
Speaker 3: Let a bitch rest. I love you and I appreciate
Speaker 3: the enthusiasm. Put letter bitch rest.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe that should be the next T shirt. Let
Speaker 1: a bitch d.
Speaker 5: Is it just me? The rude Shocks of young adulthood?
Speaker 3: So coming up in the episode two hundred and fifty
Speaker 3: this Wednesday, Oh shit, the final five. I just realized
Speaker 3: this is so sad. Oh that makes it feel real,
Speaker 3: doesn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Anyway, sorry, snap out of it, Mitchell. But coming up
Speaker 3: in episode two hundred and fifty, Yes, Oscar, you're gonna
Speaker 3: be on again because the three of us are doing
Speaker 3: something quite fucking fun that I've been looking forward to
Speaker 3: for a very long time.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how excited I am.
Speaker 3: I could piss, Absolutely you can.
Speaker 1: I will, I think I will.
Speaker 5: Oh not now.
Speaker 3: Stop?
Speaker 1: Sorry, got excited it is.
Speaker 3: Do you remember ages ago we were doing the hobby hunt,
Speaker 3: trying out new things, and I really have my clip
Speaker 3: set on doing a smash room where you literally just
Speaker 3: go in. I'm not actually sure. We haven't been yet.
Speaker 3: We'll bring it to you on Wednesday, but I assume
Speaker 3: it's just like crockery, plates, ceramics.
Speaker 1: Well, when you brought it up with me, I did
Speaker 1: watch a couple of tiktoks that were about wrecker rooms
Speaker 1: or smash rooms, and I've got a bit confused because
Speaker 1: I looked at the wrong account.
Speaker 3: You've been too many smash rooms.
Speaker 1: Many a smash room in the dawning, Yes, famously, But no,
Speaker 1: it looks like it's just appliances.
Speaker 5: Or like appliance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so like I saw I saw one video where
Speaker 1: someone was smashing up a microwave.
Speaker 3: And were excited.
Speaker 1: Now so I mean, but there's other ones where it's
Speaker 1: like bits of old furniture.
Speaker 4: I feel like he's a baseball bat or something.
Speaker 3: I think you can take your pick because I saw
Speaker 3: bring a golf club. I've got one, don't ask one.
Speaker 1: There were some videos I saw where they were using
Speaker 1: like baseball bats sledgehammers.
Speaker 3: But I'm even more excited now. Anyway we're doing the smashrooms.
Speaker 4: I'm so exciting now I'm going to do it now,
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: So we were going to do it the Three of
Speaker 3: Us dinner and chair, yes, and then he was like,
Speaker 3: oh no, maybe do it as a roving report with Oscar.
Speaker 3: And I was like, you know what, that ticks off
Speaker 3: two things on the bucket list. That's true because people
Speaker 3: request them before we finish the podcast in five episode style,
Speaker 3: people requested that we do a roving report with Oscar
Speaker 3: and be a smash room. So we're killing two chucks
Speaker 3: with onesday. We're going to go smash it. The Three
Speaker 3: of Us. Cheer is going to miss out. I reckon,
Speaker 3: if you're going to get Foemo, I reckon he'll get
Speaker 3: Fomo if I tell him, are you sure you don't
Speaker 3: want to come? I reckon he might join its. But
Speaker 3: we'll find out on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Find out Wednesday. Yeah, fine out, stay tuned for that one.
Speaker 3: I do now while I've got you idiots, don't forget,
Speaker 3: mug Vember is coming to an end, so you've got
Speaker 3: to get your mug pre orders in before the end
Speaker 3: of the month. A couple of images dot Com do
Speaker 3: it at you. We've got the brand new mugs for
Speaker 3: this season, and also all the old mugs if you
Speaker 3: want to get the full collection.
Speaker 5: From his competition.
Speaker 1: So that's right, soon to be souvenir edition.
Speaker 3: It's literally memorabilia, Yeah, it is, lest they forget it is,
Speaker 3: oh like that memorabilia. Yeah. I got to say I'm
Speaker 3: slightly reluctant to even encourage people to order mugs because
Speaker 3: I blew my fucking back out today. Oh no, literally,
Speaker 3: like more than seventy ke loads worth of fucking mugs
Speaker 3: turned up today for me and Cheery to sign, and
Speaker 3: imagine me lugging them up the penhouse. My god, they're
Speaker 3: still not happy. They still want a fucking coffee table
Speaker 3: book and.
Speaker 1: Not God, haven't you people got a nap? How am
Speaker 1: I a fucking what I was about to say, coconut book?
Speaker 5: How often do you read a coffee table Can you
Speaker 5: get coconut books.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 1: That's not a thing general, just what my word said.
Speaker 3: Could you google a coconut book and just see what
Speaker 3: comes up? Sure, just use your phone? Oh yeah, shit, sorry,
Speaker 3: have you got credit?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Sorry, Jenna, this is our cue to kill time.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, yes, yes, Wily googles, and.
Speaker 3: Then he seamlessly enters into the conversation like you do
Speaker 3: so beautifully.
Speaker 4: Of course I'm not used to it. I'm much quicker
Speaker 4: than this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at the panic in his eyes.
Speaker 1: Because seventeen different things came up. So the immediate thing
Speaker 1: that came up is a novel called Coconut. And it
Speaker 1: says Coconut is a two thousand and seven novel by Copano.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say this so wrong, Capano Matteloire and
Speaker 1: it tells the story of a young black girl and
Speaker 1: her life in Johannesburg's white suburbs.
Speaker 5: Oh, we should buy that.
Speaker 1: So I think we should buy that for a new
Speaker 1: book club.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll just buy one hundred copies of that and
Speaker 3: put that on the fucking merchant doll. So here's your
Speaker 3: coffee table book.
Speaker 1: I highly agree. I like that idea.
Speaker 3: Anyway. Yeah, get your mug waters in before the end
Speaker 3: of the month and we'll have them to you in
Speaker 3: time for Christmas. Yes, that's a promise. You can get
Speaker 3: it signed or unsigned. I will just do a quick PSA.
Speaker 3: I did buy the most heavy duty fucking text for
Speaker 3: the signing of the mugs. But I would just encourage
Speaker 3: be careful. Yeah, if you accidentally run it through the
Speaker 3: dishwasher once, it'll be okay. But if you do it
Speaker 3: a lot and you like actively scrub it with the sponge, yes,
Speaker 3: this probably will come off. So it's the sort of
Speaker 3: thing where you just like rinse it under the tap,
Speaker 3: but then you can scrub the inside of the more.
Speaker 4: You can get two, one the collector's one and then
Speaker 4: one that you can actually use.
Speaker 3: You're good. That's fitting right into cherries greedy shoes, big
Speaker 3: shoes to fill, very big. Speaking of Cherry's big shoes,
Speaker 3: I think it's only right that Jenny you go next.
Speaker 3: You got Daren hit.
Speaker 5: It is it just me?
Speaker 4: Do celebrities need to stop writing children's books?
Speaker 3: Had an announcement to get out why who's been coming
Speaker 3: into the radio flogging their children?
Speaker 4: Every single celebrity possible who most recently. We had it
Speaker 4: all organized and then the day before it was announced
Speaker 4: that about the content of the book, which was very
Speaker 4: on the nose.
Speaker 1: See, here's the thing. If he was writing a children's
Speaker 1: book about like cooking, I'd be like, that makes sense,
Speaker 1: But what in the actual living fuck do you know?
Speaker 5: Yes about like.
Speaker 4: Worried about an Indigenous girl who's in the foster system?
Speaker 1: Like yes, I'm going to take that from a forty
Speaker 1: nine year old white english Man who's only step foot
Speaker 1: in Australia to be a television personality. Yes, what business
Speaker 1: do you fucking have writing a story that is about
Speaker 1: a culture you're not a part of.
Speaker 3: Jamie Oliver, the Naked Ship have writing children's put.
Speaker 4: Some clothes on every single celebrity some podcasters too.
Speaker 5: I might do it next am.
Speaker 1: We're going to put that on the edgym merchant.
Speaker 3: Deal with that.
Speaker 1: I do agree. I think it's very odd that, you know,
Speaker 1: in today's business, ventures from celebrities, because like it's there's
Speaker 1: always a trend, Like originally it was makeup companies like
Speaker 1: you had Gaga, Ariana, Selena, who else it's done them, Selena, Hailey, Beber,
Speaker 1: every one, everyone.
Speaker 5: Has, every single person.
Speaker 1: And now all of a sudden, like I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: surprised if Gwen Stefani turned around and went, I've written
Speaker 1: a lovely new children's book.
Speaker 4: And the thing is every page has like two words.
Speaker 4: It's all the illustrations that are nice. Illustrator only gets
Speaker 4: the smallest little byeline like the third.
Speaker 3: That's baby, Like Kate Richie didn't write many words in
Speaker 3: her picture book. Yes, you know what I found interesting?
Speaker 3: You know Andy Lee there's another one children's book. Yes,
Speaker 3: Andy Lee of the Hamish Andy fame. Obviously he is
Speaker 3: fucking raking in money with his children's books, but interestingly
Speaker 3: they're doing really well overseas where people don't know him
Speaker 3: as Andy Lee. Like people aren't buying it because it's
Speaker 3: Andy Lee doing a book, They're just buying them because
Speaker 3: they're actually good. And I'm like, I would not have
Speaker 3: put that on my BINGO card, Andy Lee being an
Speaker 3: accomplished author, How fucking random.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't have thought that, but good for him.
Speaker 4: Like, I feel like we have enough children's books.
Speaker 1: You know, this is where I think I need to
Speaker 1: do some investigative journalism. Was a reporter because I've had enough.
Speaker 3: Just walk up to Simon and she's the or Penguin
Speaker 3: House and be like, stop, yes.
Speaker 5: I've got a big w the book section.
Speaker 1: I'm going to burn them all. I'm going to go
Speaker 1: to target, one of the few targets left, and I'm
Speaker 1: going to walk in and go listen enough.
Speaker 5: How much of these books are they actually writing?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Please, they can't even write. Next, we'll get Lea Michelle writing, well.
Speaker 1: We'll get Ryan Murphy on that and he'll read it
Speaker 1: out to her for the audiobook.
Speaker 3: Fourth Wheeled Chook and I reckon you can top that? Um?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon. I reckon.
Speaker 3: I was hooked about the hook, so I don't fucking disappointment?
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, all right, okay, come on, Braddles, hit
Speaker 1: me baby, one more timed?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Do internet singers need to calm the fuck down? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, what's.
Speaker 3: Your beef with internet singers? Jealous? Is that what it is? No?
Speaker 1: Maybe I've also what would you just yourself, as the
Speaker 1: world's most professional coattail writer said you sing on the internet?
Speaker 1: Note I sing on the internet. However, here's the big difference.
Speaker 1: I'm not climbing up on tables doing lip synced productions
Speaker 1: to my own bullshit edited vocals while I'm climbing up
Speaker 1: onto a chair with no shoes on, or the fucking
Speaker 1: one that gets me jenneral the car park singing, oh.
Speaker 3: Don't, I'm sorry, I actually kind of love those. No,
Speaker 3: let me explain to you, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going
Speaker 3: to try and find the one I'm thinking of.
Speaker 1: Let me explain the logistics. A car park actually does
Speaker 1: not have good acoustics. A car park is possibly one
Speaker 1: of the worst acoustics, but that's why they do it.
Speaker 1: They do it, and then they add those fucking edited
Speaker 1: auto chune things, which is fine. Like, there's this one singer.
Speaker 1: Do you guys remember that Arabian nights trend that was
Speaker 1: going around, when all of those people would be holding
Speaker 1: like a thing and they'd be like for another nuts.
Speaker 1: There's one singer. I can't remember her name right now,
Speaker 1: but I can literally see it. She got fucking dragged
Speaker 1: all over the internet because she is genuinely a good singer.
Speaker 1: She did the Arabian Nights trend with such heavily edited vocals,
Speaker 1: and she got called out for it. And instead of
Speaker 1: sitting there, and here's where I had the ships. If
Speaker 1: she had just sat there and went, you're so right, babes,
Speaker 1: Yes I did. I did edit my vocals bad. I'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh real, real is real. But she did
Speaker 1: this full thing where she went, I'm a life singer.
Speaker 1: I would never ad. And they're literally all the TikTok
Speaker 1: detectives because don't mess with TikTok detectives.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: They all were like, Babe, listen to this, this is
Speaker 1: not your voice.
Speaker 3: Hang on where I found the one I was looking for?
Speaker 3: You know that chick that does the my heart will
Speaker 3: go on riff in a car park. That's when you
Speaker 3: need the shitty echo. We accup things that sounds gogeous. Hello,
Speaker 3: he's painted on assa. That's beautiful. No, I could do
Speaker 3: it better, Jennet. If your pass let you into the
Speaker 3: car park here at Pepsi Palace.
Speaker 1: No, fuck, I just like, I have such an issue
Speaker 1: with it because it's like guys, there are some like
Speaker 1: actual Oh no, the one I'm thinking of. Have you
Speaker 1: seen those two guys who sing in the kitchen with
Speaker 1: no shoes on and they get like a celebrity in yuck.
Speaker 3: I don't know you're talking about Oh, you're talking talking
Speaker 3: about that. Yea.
Speaker 1: So I was like okay on them, but one of them,
Speaker 1: I was like, your voice sounds really superficial. And then
Speaker 1: I listened to it more closely and I went, oh,
Speaker 1: he's not actually singing. It's the video they did with
Speaker 1: Kristen Bell. Yeah, talking about sorry.
Speaker 3: You should have brought the grabs and played to this.
Speaker 3: Would absolutely yes have done such this.
Speaker 1: In the car on the way here, because it every
Speaker 1: time those videos come up. And but those guys did so,
Speaker 1: christ and Bell who was Anna in Frozen. So they
Speaker 1: sang the do.
Speaker 4: You want to build a SnO?
Speaker 1: No, no no the other one you and I were
Speaker 1: just so they did that, and they they and it
Speaker 1: was beautiful. They had all these harmonies, but none of
Speaker 1: them singing, none of them mis singing. They fully just
Speaker 1: lip syncter. And then the one that's standing with no
Speaker 1: shoes on, the one that's standing with no shoes on
Speaker 1: of the dirtiest fucking socks possible, he lips it to
Speaker 1: the wrong fucking words.
Speaker 3: I don't know any what he's on. I'm sorry, let's
Speaker 3: move on, can hang on just a quick tally around
Speaker 3: the room?
Speaker 5: Is it just him?
Speaker 4: I partly agree, but I wouldn't have brought it.
Speaker 2: Up got something on your mind, hit up at a
Speaker 2: couple of Mitch's on Instagram to get yourself on the shoe.
Speaker 3: Get time to have a little chat to one about idiots,
Speaker 3: and remember, if you get on the podcast with an
Speaker 3: is it just me of your own prize? Keep it, Jen,
Speaker 3: I will send you a little something to say thank you.
Speaker 3: How are we going with those umbrellas?
Speaker 4: Actually, Jenny, yep, they're going to be on their way shortly.
Speaker 4: I've labeled them all.
Speaker 3: You're confident the tubes will work?
Speaker 4: Yes, they're definitely going to work. They fit perfectly.
Speaker 3: Nothing worse than a faulty tube, isn't that right?
Speaker 5: I know if I think of anything worse.
Speaker 3: Today we're going to Katie who is in Msura. I
Speaker 3: probably got that wrong. It's in the Riverina of New
Speaker 3: South Wales. We'll ask Katie's soura. I think.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello?
Speaker 3: Is that Katie?
Speaker 4: Yes, hi darling, you're on the podcast.
Speaker 3: How are you doing?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Sorry you've got oscar instead of cheery here.
Speaker 4: We've missed out.
Speaker 3: What have we interrupted you doing? Bob?
Speaker 4: Nothing?
Speaker 6: I have a day off today. Oh god, I've done
Speaker 6: all my houseworks so I'm just lazing about.
Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, that's the way to go. Have we had
Speaker 3: you on before, Darlin?
Speaker 6: Yes, you have thought so.
Speaker 3: And have we already asked you how to pronounce methoa?
Speaker 6: Yes, and you said it perfectly that time.
Speaker 3: It must have been stored back there somewhere. I got
Speaker 3: it wrong.
Speaker 1: I said.
Speaker 6: We can settle on that. That's fine.
Speaker 5: I think we could settle on that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Katie? Have you got an it? Just me?
Speaker 3: Ready to go?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: I do perfect. I've been making these who do a
Speaker 3: really good hook for me? Have you got a good
Speaker 3: fucking hook before we get Bradley to count you in?
Speaker 6: Oh? It's something that I hate. I don't know if
Speaker 6: Jenna is going to agree, but I'm sure we've all
Speaker 6: been in the situation we find out.
Speaker 1: Are you ready to go, Darling hooked London?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 6: I'm ready?
Speaker 3: All right, Bradley?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Is it? So's an annoying when you only overtake a
Speaker 6: slow poke just to end up at a roadworks. O, Katie,
Speaker 6: I'm putting a pin in your actual gym.
Speaker 3: I'm rewinding you can say fuck friends here? That was
Speaker 3: so cute? Annoying? Have you not got much of a
Speaker 3: four mouth on you?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: No? I swear like a fucking.
Speaker 3: So remind me. It's so fucking annoying when you get
Speaker 3: suck in roadworks when you're making good time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's so fucking annoying.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Katie, you hit the clip on the
Speaker 1: head there. I just fucking hate that. But the only read,
Speaker 1: the only time I'll ever like not feel bad about it,
Speaker 1: is if it's a learner, because I'm like, yeah, valet
Speaker 1: like taking, excuse me, you're looking at a learner.
Speaker 5: I'm here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm a minus learner because I still have
Speaker 4: to get my learners again.
Speaker 6: I need to get that sorted. Yeah, I was in
Speaker 6: the same boat as you. I only got my red
Speaker 6: pea probably when I was How old am I? When
Speaker 6: I was twenty eight?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 5: Wow, I was a late bloomer.
Speaker 6: But you have to do it. It's so good to
Speaker 6: have your license.
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 3: Is it just me on the fly, Katie? Would you
Speaker 3: say that twenty eight is around the age where you
Speaker 3: do have to stop and actually think about how old
Speaker 3: you are. I just lost count.
Speaker 6: I do it every day. I forget how old, how
Speaker 6: old of mine?
Speaker 3: I'm like, fuck, I reckon? It was twenty five on MEDS.
Speaker 3: I was just like, oh shit, where am I hat?
Speaker 5: I agree?
Speaker 6: I don't want to admit that I'm thirty.
Speaker 3: Some days I'm just like, yeah, he cares, darling.
Speaker 1: I've got four years left. I'm good.
Speaker 3: But anyway, when you're when you're just overtaking someone in traffic, Katie,
Speaker 3: and then you get stuck at roadwork, you just know
Speaker 3: that person you overtook is so smug about it, thinking
Speaker 3: suck shit, bitch.
Speaker 1: Oh for sure, of course.
Speaker 6: And the highway. I live on a highway and they've
Speaker 6: got roadworks happening at the moment, and you don't know
Speaker 6: where they're going to be are each day, so you
Speaker 6: can be like, oh, yeah, making good time, I'll overtake
Speaker 6: this oldie, and then not even ten meters up the road,
Speaker 6: you're like, fuck, there's a roadwork.
Speaker 1: Bloody hell. Do you know?
Speaker 3: It's actually so satisfying though it doesn't happen often, but
Speaker 3: when basically every light is green and you're like, you're
Speaker 3: like the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is on my
Speaker 3: side today.
Speaker 1: Oh Mary McKillop put a good.
Speaker 6: Yeah when that happens.
Speaker 5: So Mary's up there looking down.
Speaker 3: Have you ever had one of those moments where maybe
Speaker 3: you've decided to be really nice and someone's trying to
Speaker 3: merge in. You're like, yeah, yeah, you go, and then
Speaker 3: they'll like pop the hazards on for one blink by
Speaker 3: way of saying thanks there, and then like you'll flash
Speaker 3: the lights and be like now.
Speaker 5: You're right, Oh that's fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh you do it in reverse. Sometimes I'm the
Speaker 3: one popping hazards. I'm saying thanks, I know what that was.
Speaker 3: I just wave, well yeah, I do that too.
Speaker 6: But sometimes I'm always thanking people, but they never thank me.
Speaker 3: Story of my Bloody.
Speaker 6: I feel like Sharon and Cash and Kumuto taste the
Speaker 6: person down going thank you.
Speaker 3: I can say thank you.
Speaker 1: Oh great.
Speaker 5: We're in Holland.
Speaker 3: Oh god, it's so nice being in like mated company.
Speaker 3: Jerry never get this ship.
Speaker 5: Oscar's crying, yeah.
Speaker 3: He actually what else you got, Katie? I feel like
Speaker 3: he's loving this. Yeah yeah, keep going more. Catherin Kim
Speaker 3: quits guy. Oh oh.
Speaker 6: I always love when kas is talking about I think
Speaker 6: it's Kell's party and they're going to go on a cruise,
Speaker 6: and then Sharon's like, hell Pacific in the specific.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going on a specific cruise. Oh nice, we
Speaker 3: specifically year ago.
Speaker 1: I mean, my favorite will forever be the first ever
Speaker 1: one time. I just Kell doesn't know I smoke.
Speaker 3: Brett doesn't know I smoke. Of course he does.
Speaker 1: He can smile it on.
Speaker 3: You above the oven in the top cavern. Katie, you're
Speaker 3: a fucking who. Jenna's going to send you an umbrella
Speaker 3: one of these days. Does it went down your way? Mate?
Speaker 7: I love it.
Speaker 6: Thanks We're probably not going to get any rain for
Speaker 6: a while, but I love it. Thank you.
Speaker 4: It will be take you from the sun while you're
Speaker 4: also wear your RAS shirt.
Speaker 6: I'm not going to get onto one of those.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we're running out, bubbs, so you better get
Speaker 3: on that sea.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Oh guys. I love you guys so much, love
Speaker 6: you so bums.
Speaker 3: You're finishing.
Speaker 6: Oh it's just I speak of everyone, and I wish
Speaker 6: it's just a massive gaslight Jenna, but I don't know
Speaker 6: the case.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately not Darling. I appreciate your support. We see you
Speaker 3: there in the group. You're one of my most active ones.
Speaker 3: And I don't think that we don't notice. It's not
Speaker 3: lost in us. We appreciate it.
Speaker 4: We really love you.
Speaker 6: We love you, Katie and and Meritis doing well you
Speaker 6: guys if you remember that one from last time I
Speaker 6: was on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah the bird or somebody.
Speaker 3: Yeah ago Katie. Long time no.
Speaker 6: Chatter, Yeah a long time.
Speaker 3: And I'd love to chat to you again, Tonny. We'll
Speaker 3: let you go. Thank you, guys.
Speaker 6: I love chatting to you. You have a lovely day.
Speaker 3: Right back at your bags, and if you want to
Speaker 3: come on with them, is it just me of your own,
Speaker 3: just like Katie did. You can hit us up at
Speaker 3: couple of mitches on Instagram let us know what's on
Speaker 3: your mind, or you can send us a text oscar
Speaker 3: watch the number again, sing bitch, sing nice, Sorry that's
Speaker 3: not the number. Here we go for this?
Speaker 7: Oh to nine four a two zero two? Oh for
Speaker 7: two to nine, paine to zero two oh far too
Speaker 7: nine to zero too oh far to nine bade.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, would great.
Speaker 1: I was not prepared for that.
Speaker 3: Were you struggling? Were you a little bit? I think
Speaker 3: we should have an encore?
Speaker 4: Actually, please need the number again.
Speaker 3: I'm just kidding. I won't do that to you. I
Speaker 3: love springing that on him whenever he's here.
Speaker 1: Oh god, actually I did see on the group recently
Speaker 1: someone suggested for the final song should be. My heart
Speaker 1: will go on with me singing it.
Speaker 3: I veat over.
Speaker 1: I also beat o that.
Speaker 3: Do you know what? Before we go, let's see if
Speaker 3: you can do My heart will go on. If we
Speaker 3: can't get to the car park with Jenner's past, just
Speaker 3: run to the men's took. All okay, I've got one
Speaker 3: of those in my bag. Oh yes, yeah, all.
Speaker 1: Right, all right here, alright, I'm going hang on.
Speaker 3: And this is to prove that I think those TikTok
Speaker 3: singers are actually onto something. I bet it's going to
Speaker 3: sound better than ever in that men's took.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he probably will.
Speaker 1: It's going to be so awkward. If there's someone there
Speaker 1: even better.
Speaker 3: Oh you're not shy.
Speaker 4: We'll get a live performance.
Speaker 1: I mean the talk, I mean talk, okay, perfect?
Speaker 5: Is anyone else?
Speaker 1: May?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Can do a quick warm up?
Speaker 3: Hang on, no, no warm ups. It's sucking, singer.
Speaker 1: I can't just do it.
Speaker 3: Fun? Where go?
Speaker 1: If you guys can't say? But I've climbed up onto
Speaker 1: the sink.
Speaker 3: Hang on, joke, can you do the just the riff?
Speaker 1: The no?
Speaker 3: I just want to hear that too. That was beautiful, making.
Speaker 5: The misty amazing.
Speaker 6: Fun.
Speaker 1: What's that.
Speaker 3: Still pretty good.
Speaker 1: Seriously, I hate this so much.
Speaker 5: You sound so cool.
Speaker 3: All right, well we're gonna wrap this up, Oscar. Thanks
Speaker 3: for coming in today and thanks for listening, idiots. We
Speaker 3: will be back again with another episode on Wednesday. Yes, actually, Denny,
Speaker 3: you should be doing cheeries duties right now. You should
Speaker 3: be asking for five star reviews and shit.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, if you'd like to.
Speaker 5: Well, actually, we won't really want you to.
Speaker 4: Can you go into like Apple podcast or like Spotify
Speaker 4: and whatever and give us five stars or even like
Speaker 4: leave it like an actual review as well saying how
Speaker 4: great we.
Speaker 3: Are, and have a comment on this episode on Spotify too.
Speaker 3: There's a comment section on Spotify which is a bit fun,
Speaker 3: isn't it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a lot of fun. But also by Rasher.
Speaker 3: All right, we'll talk to you very soon, idiots. Tata bye.
Speaker 4: Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app. Welcome
Speaker 3: to add brief our secret segment on the end. We
Speaker 3: pretend the show's done. We keep talking. Shot nothing's planned here. Yeah,
Speaker 3: have a little what do you guys call it the miss?
Speaker 3: You call it a yap?
Speaker 5: Yeah we we yap.
Speaker 3: I literally use that word today. I don't know, I'm
Speaker 3: implying that that's a you thing, a.
Speaker 5: Welcome back.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, I just had to piss.
Speaker 3: I was like, as he forgotten about the secret, it's
Speaker 3: because it's secrets, you know. Yeah? Did you hear that
Speaker 3: secret nearly come unstuck last week?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yes, we all make mistake.
Speaker 3: Jenna has been flawless this whole episode. She's the perfect
Speaker 3: substitute for cheering.
Speaker 1: I agree, actually, and you know, I mean it goes
Speaker 1: to show that not everyone can do what Jenna does.
Speaker 3: It mean that just for this episode only, you're going
Speaker 3: to delegate the prize keeping to Oscar, Like, is he
Speaker 3: gonna have to send the umbrella to Katie? I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't think he's up for it.
Speaker 1: She knows me too well.
Speaker 3: After that, I got to give it to you that
Speaker 3: you were impassionate about it. I just didn't know what
Speaker 3: the fuck you were talking about. That's so I had
Speaker 3: a feeling it was to conviction, that's all that matter.
Speaker 1: I had a feeling that is very true, Thank you.
Speaker 1: I had a feeling it was going to be a
Speaker 1: bit too niche, But it's just something that's been on
Speaker 1: my mind, and it's I have. I mean, you guys
Speaker 1: know me. I have a lot of one sided beef
Speaker 1: with people that don't know what exist. So like well,
Speaker 1: like that fucking Natalie Jayane bullshit who gets up on
Speaker 1: sinks and counters and car parks and she just does
Speaker 1: a split while she's doing like a wow, I'm like,
Speaker 1: shut up.
Speaker 3: You know that you've got to make that not interested
Speaker 3: button on TikTok your friend because I don't get this shit.
Speaker 3: They have't giving you those videos because you're bloody watch them.
Speaker 1: I know, because I'm such a hater. I love you, bitch,
Speaker 1: I just hate watch it and I go, look at
Speaker 1: that stupid little bitch getting up on that fucking cowness.
Speaker 1: She's got no shoes on again, like she didn't watch
Speaker 1: the socks this time around. It's just I have so
Speaker 1: much like passionate hate for dreadful singers.
Speaker 3: By the way, you know one of you mentioned me
Speaker 3: and McKillop this before.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, that would be Oscar.
Speaker 3: I can tell you this, Oscar, we nearly nearly wrote
Speaker 3: you in for a roving report because for context City,
Speaker 3: it's if you're lost, Mary McKillop place. I don't even
Speaker 3: know what it is, but it's downstairs from our studio.
Speaker 3: I parked my car opposite Mary mkiller place often of course.
Speaker 4: Little cafe as well with delightful food.
Speaker 3: And they heard us talking about Mary McKillop place, and
Speaker 3: they sent an email to the contact us section of
Speaker 3: the couple of mitches dot com dot a you website,
Speaker 3: which we don't actually get those emails that it goes
Speaker 3: to the merch guys. They will pass on anything of relevance.
Speaker 3: And so they said, Hi, Mitchell, just forwarding this email
Speaker 3: you received. It was an invitation for Jenna only, Jenna
Speaker 3: only to go to the Mary McKillop place open day. Yes,
Speaker 3: and it was literally last week.
Speaker 4: It was it was last week.
Speaker 3: We were like, fuck, should we get oscar to be
Speaker 3: a roving reporter and go to Mary killtt place?
Speaker 1: But you're working. I was working. Yeah, I was working,
Speaker 1: and I would have caught him flames. Actually, I feel
Speaker 1: like I would have burst into asponded.
Speaker 5: And I said, unfortunately, due to other commitments end.
Speaker 4: Do you reckon that they would do a private tour
Speaker 4: That's what I was trying to allude to. I would,
Speaker 4: And they said that they would contact us with any
Speaker 4: future opportunities because.
Speaker 3: I'm curious now because I'm like, what is it? I
Speaker 3: know there's a cafe and gift shop?
Speaker 1: What else?
Speaker 3: Yes, surely there's got to be a little you know
Speaker 3: is what did they call it? What's the little church?
Speaker 3: What's the little church? A chapel chapel?
Speaker 1: Yes, oh, I love chapel roone with a little chapel.
Speaker 3: Good luck chi?
Speaker 1: Because is she buried there?
Speaker 3: Is that the whole joint?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's Chapela's career.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, that makes sense.
Speaker 5: Sound she's with us right.
Speaker 1: Now, she's with us right now, she's walking in studio.
Speaker 3: I thought that's me with Jennis scrunching.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, I want to jump in on that because
Speaker 1: like that's very fascinating.
Speaker 5: Definitely.
Speaker 1: I'm not religious in the slidest, but I'll pretend we
Speaker 1: might not air it.
Speaker 3: I just want you guys to find out for my
Speaker 3: own curiosity.
Speaker 1: Sorry this Yeah, you know that'll be me and Jenna.
Speaker 5: We should go as a couple.
Speaker 1: That'll be our first day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, God, I dare you to fucking inquire about getting
Speaker 3: married in the chapel there and you should just be
Speaker 3: so overtly gay. But it's every so often what do
Speaker 3: you think by Yeah, well I do that anyway. So
Speaker 3: like grape of the.
Speaker 1: Specifically specifically Jenna's left ti. Yes, we have a shared favorite.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been like that's your favorite as well as hers. Yes,
Speaker 3: why do you prefer your left tit to be graped Jenna?
Speaker 5: Just the way Oscar does it?
Speaker 3: You know, what did you do so wrong in the right?
Speaker 4: It's just better with the left.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, it's just a left thing.
Speaker 3: It's such a lefty.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm in so much trouble with work because I made
Speaker 1: a you're a lefty? Yes, because I'm a lefty?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What did you do?
Speaker 1: Are in trouble?
Speaker 3: What's wrong this time?
Speaker 1: Because after the after the whole shriveled mango one again,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump winning, Oh, I call him shriveled man, Like I.
Speaker 3: Thought you were talking like some nickname of someone in
Speaker 3: your office. And I was like, we're not across that.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no no. When the shriveled men
Speaker 1: go one. I made a comment to someone at work
Speaker 1: saying Americans are dumb.
Speaker 3: Not a customer, No no, no, no people I work with.
Speaker 3: I'm just picturing someone coming in fining, like, how do
Speaker 3: we y'all and just got an American act. Then he goes, fuck,
Speaker 3: you're dumb to a customer that.
Speaker 1: Would actually, I mean, if they if they really ticked
Speaker 1: the right buttons, you know, like I would, I've said,
Speaker 1: so you were.
Speaker 3: Bitch into a colleague. And they didn't like it pretty much. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's the colleague American.
Speaker 1: Yes, what I just say to them, Well, I didn't
Speaker 1: know they were American. I thought they were Canadian because.
Speaker 3: There is such a difference. Hey that like Canadian, the
Speaker 3: one is so much softer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the thing is when Americans, because
Speaker 1: like I had a friend of mine who lived here
Speaker 1: for ages who was from America before he went back,
Speaker 1: American and Australian accents. When they merged, it sounds Canadian.
Speaker 3: It sounds like fucking kid Lroy, That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 3: You can't stand it, Hinny bloody I kiddler Bo hate
Speaker 3: that hybrid American Stralian accent that some of about all
Speaker 3: these allebs pick.
Speaker 1: I know, it's like I don't like it. I miss
Speaker 1: hearing fucking thick dumb bogan accents on TV. You know,
Speaker 1: we talk every day, so you know I love it
Speaker 1: that much more. Do you want, but like fuck Bindier
Speaker 1: when Kiddler bullshit Margo fuck with.
Speaker 3: She's next like her Margo's isn't too severe.
Speaker 1: No, but she's she's bordering it. She's bordering it.
Speaker 3: I watched it and.
Speaker 5: She's married to a British guy for that.
Speaker 3: Hell, so that so that'll like diffuse it, like to
Speaker 3: balance it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she gets a couple of points for that one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Kylie and I did it right by going to London
Speaker 1: because she doesn't she's she still sounds all.
Speaker 3: It's so funny listening to how Kylie Minogue sounded when
Speaker 3: she was nigh. She was way more Bogan.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, my dad met her in the early nineties.
Speaker 1: I think when she was Jenny. You'd know because you're old.
Speaker 1: I was there because you were there. Did Kylie Minogue
Speaker 1: date Michael Hutchins from Inexcess in the early nineties. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So my dad was touring with Inexcess as a muso
Speaker 1: and he met Kylie and mull No, she wasn't all.
Speaker 1: He said, she's very sweet, very shy, but she didn't
Speaker 1: talk much and he didn't get it. And then when
Speaker 1: he finally got her talking, he goes oscar. It sounded
Speaker 1: like she came from Mount Drewish.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, I want to hear rough
Speaker 1: as fuck Kyle because she's so like dainty Pete and
Speaker 1: she talks and it's so sweet. I absolutely adore this woman.
Speaker 1: But fuck man, I just I want to do a
Speaker 1: couple of prosseccos. I reckon after a few proseccos. She
Speaker 1: sounds like she's from Black Dairy Hype and she's got
Speaker 1: her own brand of prosecco. So let me should call
Speaker 1: her up.
Speaker 3: We should call her say that like, it's so easy,
Speaker 3: And anyone got Kylie's number.
Speaker 1: Michael's personal friend Kylie Minette, but it's called a kay
Speaker 1: Sometimes I call.
Speaker 3: Her Leis now Jenna as you are the honor every
Speaker 3: cheery today. As you would know, he's often the one
Speaker 3: to make the call and be like, oh, right, should
Speaker 3: we go? No, I'm believing that in your capable hands.
Speaker 4: I don't think we should go yet.
Speaker 3: I'm enjoying it up to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look, I can talk all day anyway.
Speaker 5: I think we should go.
Speaker 3: I backed the decision. We hope this podcast made you
Speaker 3: fee at least two percent better today. That's all just
Speaker 3: two percent, So we do, We do, and we will
Speaker 3: capture whatever. It was quite melodic. Can you sing it, Oscar?
Speaker 4: Can you?
Speaker 3: Jenna? You say it? Normally? We'll go from the top.
Speaker 3: You say normally. You just riffed living fuck out of it. Okay,
Speaker 3: we hope this podcast made you feel least two percent
Speaker 3: better today. That's all just two percent, so.
Speaker 5: Sweet, we do.
Speaker 3: I'll stop with the you were coughing off Mike at
Speaker 3: the start. I ain't even try it.
Speaker 1: Inconsistent.
Speaker 3: Thanks for listening, idiots. A brand new episode coming your
Speaker 3: way on Wednesday. Won't belong Bye bye bye. What is
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