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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: That's Savage Garden on Will and Woody this afternoon, and well,

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Speaker 2: what are the chances we've got? Darren Hayes from Savage

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Speaker 2: Gardener joins us right now.

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Speaker 3: Oh, great to have here.

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Speaker 2: I don't need to hide effective a message. Savage Garden fan,

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Speaker 2: Massive view fan. There's an interview that I read earlier

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Speaker 2: this week about the idea that you were blamed for

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Speaker 2: breaking up Savage Garden because of your homosexuality.

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Speaker 3: Can you elaborate a bit more.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's not true?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, can you elaborate on that?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 4: I think what that article was about was that when

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Speaker 4: the band split up, I think at the time the

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Speaker 4: general consensus was, oh, the egotistical lead singer left to

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Speaker 4: start a solo career, and that wasn't the truth. It

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Speaker 4: was Daniel's decision to I think that was heightened by

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Speaker 4: the fact that he held a press conference and said

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Speaker 4: this is the first I've.

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Speaker 3: Ever heard of it, okay, which didn't help.

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Speaker 4: But no, I think that's two different stories. The struggle

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Speaker 4: that I had with the major label as a gay

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Speaker 4: person was a real thing. When I was in a band,

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Speaker 4: it was okay because I had my opposite Daniel was

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Speaker 4: you know, he was the hunk. Yeah, but when I

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Speaker 4: was solo, the whispers at the label were he looks

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Speaker 4: obviously gay. Yeah, and that was something that followed and

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Speaker 4: haunted me for a long time.

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Speaker 1: So they would directly say to you, Darren, we want

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Speaker 1: you to hide your sexuality.

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Speaker 4: No, that's what was so insidious about it. They would

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Speaker 4: say it to the managers are the people They would

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Speaker 4: reshoot things, or they would simply just not book me

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Speaker 4: on TV shows. Wow, I don't know if you know

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Speaker 4: this story. The American video for I Want You. When

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Speaker 4: you look at it, I'm in this kind of head brace. Yes, well,

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Speaker 4: the reason I'm in a head brace was because they

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Speaker 4: felt it was better if I didn't move.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is warmed so but that obviously

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Speaker 1: when that came up, though you didn't know that was

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Speaker 1: the reason at the time. You were just following direction.

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Speaker 1: But then you can look back on that time and

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Speaker 1: know that that was the reason. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: An ex manager told me this recently, which was heart heartbreaking.

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Speaker 1: The idea that they would have meetings, there were groups

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Speaker 1: of people having meetings, is that how do we stop

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Speaker 1: Darren from dancing and then what do we tell him

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Speaker 1: so he doesn't think we're stopping him from dancing because

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Speaker 1: he looks gay. The fact that that would have been

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Speaker 1: such a big part of your the band's pr oh,

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Speaker 1: it actually makes you feel dirty.

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Speaker 4: It got worse when I was a solo artist because

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Speaker 4: then they were over. They would do things like I

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Speaker 4: would choose the album cover and then they would tell

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Speaker 4: me we've put it through a focus group, and focus

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Speaker 4: group says, your chin looks too feminine, but the president

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Speaker 4: likes this picture because you look more like Kurt Cobain.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to sound negative about it, because the

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Speaker 4: truth is, look, I survived, yeah, yeah, and I'm here

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Speaker 4: and a lot of that stuff I didn't know about.

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Speaker 3: Can I ask Darren?

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Speaker 2: I know this might seem like an outrageous question, but

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Speaker 2: you're this whole idea of stopping you from moving because

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Speaker 2: you looked gay when you dance?

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Speaker 4: Is it just because I was Elaine and Seinfeld.

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Speaker 3: Were dancer?

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Speaker 2: When when you when you think of yourself dancing, when

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Speaker 2: you look at yourself dancing with somebody like, is it

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Speaker 2: quintessxually gay?

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Speaker 3: Like? Is that what you're saying?

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Speaker 4: I think I'm androgynous and I think I always was.

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Speaker 4: I think my favorite idols were George Michael, David Bowie,

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Speaker 4: Michael Jackson.

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Speaker 3: Right right.

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Speaker 4: I never really drew that line.

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Speaker 3: Hey, you've got a brand new record. I want to

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Speaker 3: talk more about it.

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Speaker 2: Right up next, Darren Hayes latest single All You Pretty Things.

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Speaker 3: Have a listener to this is what it sounds like.

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Speaker 2: It's out on his newest album, Homosexual. If you want

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Speaker 2: to go and see Darren tickets to Darren's tour do

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Speaker 2: you remember available? Darrenhayes dot com is touring all over Australia. Darren,

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Speaker 2: I'm very sad to say that we're actually not playing

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Speaker 2: All You Pretty Things on Kiss at the moment. But

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Speaker 2: I would love you right up next to prank our

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Speaker 2: music director and ask him why the hell that isn't

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Speaker 3: It's going to shake him to his core. Darren Hayes

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Speaker 3: joins us right now.

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Speaker 2: Got a brand new single called all You Pretty Things.

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Speaker 3: This is it queer dance floor anthem, Darren and Know.

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Speaker 2: It's dedicated to those who lost their lives in the

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Speaker 2: Pulse nightclub tragedy back in twenty sixteen. And it feels

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Speaker 2: like this whole record is pumped full with anthems but

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Speaker 2: also emotion, and it's called homosexual So people can get

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Speaker 2: that wherever they get their new records, and you can

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Speaker 2: see Darren Darrenhayes dot com. But the tragedy in this, Darren,

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Speaker 2: is that we're not playing any songs from Homosexual on

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Speaker 2: kiss at the moment. So what we're going to do

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Speaker 2: right now? And this is a big no no and

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Speaker 2: it could end badly, but no, no, you're fine.

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Speaker 3: You're in la mate.

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Speaker 2: You're you to skip off to a mahido after this,

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Speaker 2: all right? So well, look what we're going to do

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Speaker 2: is this is our boss. We're going to get you

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Speaker 2: to call our boss ab as. I don't know record rap.

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Speaker 4: I can do an impersonation of my record plugger, amazing.

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Speaker 3: Who what's their name? Okay, what's what's the Can I

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Speaker 3: hear the voice?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Good mate?

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Speaker 4: It's Russell's quite an old schools from the eighties.

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Speaker 3: Great.

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Speaker 4: I'm just scopping so much crap from darn about what

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Speaker 4: not playing this record?

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Speaker 3: Yes, would be good. I knew it'd be good. All right.

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Speaker 2: So if you could call him as Russell and then

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Speaker 2: when you hear him, squirm enough around why they're not

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Speaker 2: playing it you can reveal that it's actually you.

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Speaker 7: Let's do it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's call. We're calling now.

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Speaker 7: Okay, here we go, Oh god, hello, hey good, it's

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Speaker 7: Russell Thomas here matey you doing.

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Speaker 8: Russell Thomas.

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Speaker 5: I'm well, thanks, Russell Thomas.

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Speaker 4: Mate, I'm just calling you about Darren Hayes record. I

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Speaker 4: just got to get straight to the point, mate. This

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Speaker 4: is a fourth single from this record. Is a an

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Speaker 4: Australian legend and I'm just it's embarrassment for me, mate,

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Speaker 4: album's out, not a single song from the record being

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Speaker 4: played on Kiss. I don't know what to tell the guy.

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Speaker 4: I've got the UK Independence given the record a five

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Speaker 4: star review. It's embarrassing, isn't it. You know he's the

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Speaker 4: voice of us. I mean you know he's not John Farnham.

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Speaker 4: He's obviously the voice. Darren's the other voice. But what

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Speaker 4: do I tell Darren? You know, his touring next year,

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Speaker 4: no airplay on any network. Then we've got the gay

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Speaker 4: situation that's going to come off as homophobic? What what's

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Speaker 9: Hang on?

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Speaker 8: Hang on, Russell, whost of all hands?

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Speaker 5: You get my number?

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Speaker 3: Listen.

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Speaker 4: I've been in the business a long time, mate, I'm

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Speaker 4: a weasily squeezily. I can get in there right up

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Speaker 4: there finding out why and how? You and who? Okay

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Speaker 4: on the spot right now? All right, you're not playing

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Speaker 4: darn Hayes. What's going on? I get on the record.

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Speaker 3: Have I heard the thor chance.

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Speaker 4: Songs?

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Speaker 3: Briani, Brianie. It's Will and Woody. It's Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: This is this is actually Darren Hayes, Darren Happy Friday.

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Speaker 10: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 11: I was in a very long line.

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Speaker 8: There was a pistachi on score was sitting there.

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Speaker 3: For three months and how did you know?

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Speaker 1: It had been there for three months?

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Speaker 11: Now? I was the one who left it there.

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Speaker 1: This is the greatest scientific experiment to ever Grace your ears.

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Speaker 2: We're going to stake out a random pistachio not in

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Speaker 2: the middle of the biggest Q in Australia.

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Speaker 3: The big question is someone going to pick that nut up?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 1: It's Will and Woody Pastagi show. That's exciting, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: It's great here man?

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Speaker 1: Wow? I mean wow. We look. I'm gonna be honest,

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Speaker 1: A lot of people are worried this is just going

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Speaker 1: to be a boring thing because it's obvious that no

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Speaker 1: the ground. So well, I'm spending literally all of my

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Speaker 1: time between looking after my one week old baby and this.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's that is my entirety of my day

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Speaker 1: at the moment, I'm thinking of ways to make the

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Speaker 1: pistachio nut more appealing. Yesterday a little bit of a fail.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it, but Pete Stefanovic

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Speaker 1: said to me, but now now I want to move

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Speaker 1: on to ploy number two. I needed someone with.

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Speaker 3: Just sorry him in the middle of the radio show.

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Speaker 2: To stand in front of a pistagio truck called Pete's

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Speaker 2: Pistagios and not have any.

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Speaker 3: Stock on the truck. I mean it was it was

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Speaker 3: a tall order woods.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what, you didn't have to watch

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Speaker 1: me so much within the ask. But anyway, I move

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Speaker 1: on to Sophie Monk. I knew I needed somebody with

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Speaker 1: a level of acting chops like a very good actor.

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Speaker 1: And this woman's been in some incredible films over in Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: So I'm not going to tell you what the ploy

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Speaker 1: is now, I say we just call her.

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Speaker 2: Can I just just whind me back two seconds here, Okay,

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Speaker 2: you're the way you want to entice people to the nut, yeah,

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Speaker 2: is with Sophie Monk acting.

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Speaker 1: Yes, right, I need someone who is a good actor,

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Speaker 1: and she is a brilliant actor. Hasn't acted for a while,

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Speaker 1: but she's been in Adam Sandler's movie Click, she was

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Speaker 1: in a movie called Date Movie, right, and also in

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Speaker 1: she's good. We know she can deliver a great performance.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you the exact idea when we've got her

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Speaker 1: on the phone. But with this cold caller now and

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Speaker 1: we see if she's keen.

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Speaker 3: I'm not for this cold call business. It's very unprofessional.

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Speaker 1: Then they can't reject che Hello, Hello, Hey, Sophie, it's

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Speaker 1: a Woody here from Will and Woody.

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Speaker 3: Hey, how are you good?

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Speaker 10: Here? Are you guys going bloody?

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Speaker 1: We're outstanding? Outstanding? Have you got a yeah? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't get better than that, But you could make

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Speaker 1: my day a whole lot better. Actually, have you got

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Speaker 1: a second to talk?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so basically so as part of the show at

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Speaker 1: the moment. I'm not sure if you've been listening to

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Speaker 1: the show, but we're doing this Pistachia show next Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: where we're going to stay out a pistachio nut outside

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Speaker 1: a queue of people, and we're waiting to see if

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Speaker 1: someone will pick up the nut and put it in

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Speaker 1: their mouth.

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Speaker 10: Well, at least that's a cheap budget, just one bistacio.

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Speaker 1: No, no, we can't. Everyone keeps suggesting that we can't

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Speaker 10: I feel like someone in the line will ring Daily

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Speaker 10: people underestimate by acting too. I think they overestimated. What

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Speaker 2: At the end of the day, cold call you and

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Speaker 3: In the middle of a car park somewhere on a

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Speaker 10: Do anything for you. I did that plan work?

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Speaker 1: No, it's totally fine. I appreciate the live feedback on

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Speaker 3: Thank you, soph laughter, and thanks for coming on the show.

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Speaker 1: No worries, Thanks, good luck, good luck with love aland when.

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Speaker 5: The thirty first.

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Speaker 10: Very sour real, thanks for that.

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Speaker 1: Well, we'll get you on for that. We we'll absolutely

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Speaker 10: So when it's awesome, all right, good luck we need pistachio.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. You're love Orland, We're stark at pistachios.

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Speaker 3: We're all doing good things. We've all got great career,

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Speaker 1: God, I mean, I'm picking up from that that Sophie's out,

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Speaker 7: Twenty.

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Speaker 2: If you can act, if you have acted, if you

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Speaker 3: Tell you what I just had.

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Speaker 2: Sophie Monk on the show The Pistachia Show is next Tuesday,

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Speaker 2: three days time. We're going to be spending a whole

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Speaker 2: I'm wearing Australia just to see if someone's going to

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Speaker 3: It's will Woody Pastagi show.

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Speaker 1: Okay. The state of play now is that no one

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Speaker 1: idea to Sophie Monk for her to use her acting

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Speaker 1: I forgot to get pistachios. Hmmm, they're so plump and juicy,

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Speaker 1: and then walk away, leaving the queue desiring pistag show nuts. Now. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: Sophie loved the idea. She said, you're brilliant Woody, But unfortunately,

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Speaker 2: Will Yeah, all right, We've got a load of people

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Speaker 2: the Great Pistachio Show next Tuesday, woulds. People are forming

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Speaker 2: over themselves, Harry, Harry, you're an actor.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I am.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So what experience have you got, Harry. I've been

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Speaker 11: What did you extra do? You?

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Speaker 1: What did your extra do? I was then in a

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Speaker 1: gay nightclub. Perfect.

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Speaker 3: We aren't talking nuts here, So good work.

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Speaker 1: Good okay. So okay, So you've been at a gay

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna need a live audition if that's okay. So

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Speaker 1: after I after I yell action, I need you to

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Speaker 1: just yell. Oh no, I forgot my pistachios. Hmmm, they're

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Speaker 1: so plump and juicy. Okay. So when I say action

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Speaker 5: Oh no, oh, I forgot the pistachios.

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Speaker 4: Mmm, they're so plump and juicy.

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Speaker 1: Man, not bad, that's actually that's actually not bad, very realistic.

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Speaker 2: I really liked a bit of melodrama, if I'm being honest.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Kylie on six five. Kylie, what are

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Speaker 11: Okay?

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Speaker 8: So I'm on the phone.

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Speaker 10: Hey, kids, you wouldn't believe it.

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Speaker 8: I bought tampons, the book pads.

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Speaker 11: I bought the rubbish milk, but I forgot the pistachios.

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Speaker 7: They're so plump and juicy.

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Speaker 1: Wow, you just went straight into it. You went straight

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Speaker 2: I thought you called the wrong cold, wrong number and

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Speaker 2: great acting skill.

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Speaker 3: I can't Kylie.

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Speaker 3: I genuinely thought you'd killed the wrong number. I was like,

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Speaker 3: It was good stuff. Let's go to Mo, Mo. You're

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Speaker 8: I've done a couple of commercials racing, Big Racing and

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, good look, I think what we've lacked so

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Speaker 1: And given you've done live theater, just just deliver this

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Speaker 1: line with everything you've got, mate, Okay, three to one

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Speaker 1: and action.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, oh, it's so plump and juicy.

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Speaker 3: Go pretty good.

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Speaker 1: I feel I was there, and I feel like pistachio nuts.

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Speaker 1: I feel like a nut. Well, all right, we've got

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Speaker 3: We've got one more. Here words Kerry.

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Speaker 2: Carrie's told carry your calling on behind you call behalf

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Speaker 2: of your nephew carries.

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Speaker 5: Audition for my nephew.

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Speaker 10: And I'm gonna say, oh, whoop, I've forgotten the pistache?

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Speaker 9: Is it?

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Speaker 11: Shot on?

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Speaker 3: It's so lovely and.

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Speaker 10: Tasty and trump and I love them.

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Speaker 9: I forgot them.

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Speaker 2: one of these people from it is it mo for you?

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Speaker 2: It was my next Tuesday you're on. You go yourself

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Speaker 2: a job.

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Speaker 3: We can't pay you anything, all right, christ we.

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Speaker 1: Can give you a red wrist about you one hundred bucks.

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Speaker 6: On the Pistage JOSXT Tuesday great, not baite great, but

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Speaker 10: The Willow Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Woods and I pitch lots of ideas every week. Not

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Speaker 2: a chance to repitch them every Friday in our rejected ideas.

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Speaker 3: It's will and Woodies rejected ideas. Alright, ones. Now I'm

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Speaker 3: What easy? Do you want to go first?

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Speaker 1: No, there, you can go. But I'd want to prefer

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Speaker 2: I'd like to be asked, Yeah, what my mom used

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Speaker 3: I would have liked to have been asked.

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Speaker 2: All right, here we go, love you mom. Now let's

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Speaker 2: get into it. So you're obviously doing the show from

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Speaker 3: You're hanging out in what we're calling.

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Speaker 2: that's what your room looks like, which is scary given

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00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,400
Speaker 2: that your partners in interior design. But that's where she's

444
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,640
Speaker 2: gone for the minimalistic vibe.

445
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Speaker 3: At the moment, I get it.

446
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 2: It's a yeah, they are all right. So we had

447
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 2: Mim on the show and she revealed to us something

448
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 2: off here, which was just rattling.

449
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Speaker 3: If I'm going to be peer, if be honest with you,

450
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 3: this is what she said.

451
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Speaker 1: I will tell you that he's been like looking up

452
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Speaker 1: like if she like vomits after I've just breastfed.

453
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Speaker 4: He like licks like the vomit.

454
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Speaker 3: You're joking the other day.

455
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Speaker 1: But then the other day he did it and it

456
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Speaker 1: was just vomit.

457
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:49,920
Speaker 3: And then started to drive.

458
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Speaker 1: Please they'll use that. Yeah, you would, you would?

459
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Speaker 2: Here we are, I've got so many questions. Wait before

460
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 2: we before, I've got my questions and everything. Yeah, my

461
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 2: rejected idea today. Yeah, he's thirty one o six five?

462
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,360
Speaker 2: What did you accidentally lick?

463
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:13,640
Speaker 3: Gee?

464
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 1: That's that's it.

465
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,719
Speaker 3: That's a hot top. That's a hot, very huge topic.

466
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,439
Speaker 1: I love that sort of stuff. Just anything.

467
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Speaker 3: What did what did you unintentionally accidentally lick?

468
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, loo, I'm having a That is a hot topic.

469
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Speaker 1: How did that get rejected? That is that's a great idea? Okay,

470
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 1: brilliant poop pants mate. Of course he's losing his radar.

471
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: I reckon what's what's what's hot gear?

472
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Speaker 2: He never picked anything. He's got the most deliberate tongue

473
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 2: in the West. He does know what that means.

474
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 1: Anyway, old careful tongue over there looking at him.

475
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Speaker 3: Thirty one six five? What did you accidentally lick? We

476
00:24:58,680 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 3: can talk more.

477
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 2: I want to talk bit more about the fact that, yes,

478
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 2: you you lick your baby's regurgitated breast milk.

479
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:08,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll talk about that job. Yeah, sure, we'll talk

480
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 3: about that. Absolutely.

481
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 2: I think we're gonna have to get to a little

482
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 2: bit more of that before child services gets over to

483
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,400
Speaker 2: your house. Woods, you and I pitch hundreds of ideas

484
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 2: every week. Not all of them can get on the show.

485
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 2: It's just too much gear, too much hot gear. The

486
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,879
Speaker 2: rooster is calling you right now, though, Woods, As we

487
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 2: do every Friday, we get ten minutes of the show

488
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 2: where we get to repitch.

489
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:34,120
Speaker 3: Those ideas in our rejected ideas. It's Will and Woodi's

490
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 3: rejected ideas.

491
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 2: All right, I have one today. Normally it's a vote.

492
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:39,880
Speaker 2: Didn't get down that far.

493
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 3: We didn't. We didn't get to that end of the process.

494
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Speaker 1: Woods, Sometimes you need to know when you're beating, and

495
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 1: I knew I was beaten. This is a hot idea,

496
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 1: this is super hot.

497
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

498
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 2: Okay, So the phone topic today is thirty one to

499
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 2: six y five?

500
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Speaker 3: What did you accidentally lick?

501
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 2: And the reason we're doing that is because your partner,

502
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 2: Mim revealed to me the other day.

503
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,159
Speaker 3: It was funny.

504
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 2: You were, you were exiting the room, You're on the

505
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 2: way out of the room, and men who just has

506
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:05,639
Speaker 2: an eye for a stitch up, particularly if it involves

507
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 2: throwing you under a bus, which I absolutely love about you.

508
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 2: You were, you were a meter from the door, and

509
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 2: she just got a little bit too excited, as you

510
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 2: were just within earshot.

511
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,880
Speaker 3: But she leaned into the microphone and she told me this.

512
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,719
Speaker 1: I will tell you that he's been like licking up

513
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: like if she like vomits after I've just breastfed.

514
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 7: He like licks like the vomit.

515
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,400
Speaker 3: You joking the other day.

516
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 1: But then the other day he did it and it

517
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 1: was just vomit.

518
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 3: And then started to drive.

519
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 2: Please, they will use that all right, so can we

520
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 2: before we get to these these calls. Yeah, why do

521
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 2: you lick up your baby's regurgitated vomit?

522
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 1: So so as you would know because you have a baby,

523
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,639
Speaker 1: you're you're holding your beautiful child with two hands and

524
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 1: someone you you don't know when a month's going to come,

525
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 1: when when a spear is going to come. They'll just

526
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: be look happy and then boom, a spe like a

527
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,480
Speaker 1: spear comes out of the mouth. Sure so so naturally,

528
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,400
Speaker 1: because my hands are occupied, I always try to maintain

529
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,199
Speaker 1: the integral of her outfit because changing their outfit is

530
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 1: bloody anoint So the quickest way to get that milk

531
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: spew is to as quickly get your tongue out and

532
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 1: lick her face or lick it up really quickly. Now

533
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: before you say that's disgusting, most of the time, it's

534
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,400
Speaker 1: just straight milk out, like it's just breast milk straight

535
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 1: out because she takes it, takes too much breast milk,

536
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,879
Speaker 1: and it's just like sipping up breast milk. And as

537
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 1: I've said a number of times on this show, I

538
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 1: absolutely love the sweet almond milk taste of breast milk.

539
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 1: So happy days. And it just so happened. There was

540
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,439
Speaker 1: no way of knowing that this particular on this particular day,

541
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Speaker 1: it ended up being a spew. And let me tell

542
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 1: you something, baby's view tastes just like adult spew. So

543
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: it was literally like I was licking it was licking

544
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 1: up vomit and then I started dry reaching in front

545
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 1: of my it was all It was a bit of

546
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,439
Speaker 1: a nightmare, really, but point remains it was accidental, and

547
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 1: that's why we do the phe to it. So we

548
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,120
Speaker 1: got Stella here, Stella, what.

549
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 3: Did your on so many levels? Just get a cloth,

550
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,880
Speaker 3: put a bit on her. I don't even know where to.

551
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 4: Begin with this.

552
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 1: I've got to be quick. You have to be quick.

553
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 3: Put a cloth around her neck. Just hey, everyone else

554
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:02,719
Speaker 3: does that.

555
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 2: I'll get a coss Stella thirty one and sixty five?

556
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 2: What'd you what'd your dad lick?

557
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:08,360
Speaker 5: Hey?

558
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,399
Speaker 3: Guys, okay, mate, what's your dad there?

559
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Speaker 9: Basically, my brother was a baby, my mom was changing

560
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 9: his nappy, and my dad was sitting on the couch

561
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 9: eating food.

562
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 8: Peanuts, and then my dad's on the floor when he

563
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 8: went to go back to the kitchen, saw the peanut

564
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 8: on the floor.

565
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 9: Peanut in inverted commas ate it and it turns out

566
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 9: it was actually my brother's pooh oh oh.

567
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 3: I knew this would be good, but I didn't know

568
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 3: it would be that good.

569
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Speaker 2: If that's our injury, if that's our entry, girl, my godsa,

570
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 2: what did you accidentally lick?

571
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 11: Oh? Oh? Yes, Well, I pieced the lid of the

572
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 11: super glue and it was on my A big lot

573
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 11: of it was on my finger, and I naturally just

574
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 11: licked it and my tongue and my roof of my

575
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 11: mouth and my lips.

576
00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 2: Oh, my brilliant.

577
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 3: How did it get undonere? How did how did it

578
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 3: come undone?

579
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 11: Just after a while it goes all hard and you

580
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 11: can slowly install a part.

581
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 3: How long was you How long was your tongue up there?

582
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 11: For Polly?

583
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 2: Well?

584
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 11: A couple of minutes and slowly started to break away

585
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 11: their super down there.

586
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 3: Monday light. Kim, Kim, what do you accidentally lick?

587
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 8: Hey, guys, I'm a bit of a serial liquor unfortunately

588
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 8: in the workplace.

589
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 1: Oh wow.

590
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 8: The first run, I was on a phone call eating

591
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 8: yogat accidentally dropped them on the desk and went to

592
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 8: lick it up as the CEO walked past, and just

593
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 8: stood there and absolutely disbelief.

594
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 3: Off your desk in front of your CEO.

595
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 9: Yeah, embarrassing that that's fair.

596
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 3: Play, straight to That's a wild thing to be doing.

597
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 3: One was.

598
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 8: The second one was worse. I was walking through the

599
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 8: off us eating chocolate moose, got back to my desk because,

600
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 8: like oh, ripped off, there wasn't much left in it.

601
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 8: And then someone yelled out screaming someone's pood on the carpet,

602
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 8: and everyone ran out, and just in front of the

603
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 8: toilets what was appeared to be a lump of poo

604
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 8: sitting in front of the toilet. Everyone's screaming in dismay,

605
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 8: and I've suddenly thought, oh, that's the rest of my moose,

606
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 8: so I ran up to it. I put out of

607
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 8: my hands in there even gave it a good I

608
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 8: was looking in front of everyone.

609
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, fifteen years later.

610
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 8: It's still the best story from our workplace.

611
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 3: What so, everyone, hang on a set, Kim. You're standing there.

612
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 3: You know that that's people.

613
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 2: There's fifteen people. Every single one of them thinks that

614
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 2: it's human pooh. Yeah, you're the only one that knows

615
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 2: that it's moose.

616
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 5: Yeah.

617
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 3: And you have two options there.

618
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 2: You either walk away and just let them assume it

619
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Speaker 2: the cleaner comes and picks it up, or you dive

620
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 2: in there and make them all.

621
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Speaker 3: Think, did you eat human feces?

622
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 1: Yeah?

623
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 8: I got down on my hands and knees and made

624
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 8: it really worthwhile.

625
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 3: That's a hard gave.

626
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: I want to do that in their office.

627
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 4: I want to.

628
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 2: Standing work Kim. You get have one hundred bucks where

629
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 2: the red rooster. The rooster is killing you. Jasmine on

630
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Speaker 2: thirty one O six five. This is your mum when

631
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 2: she accidentally.

632
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 5: Lick hi guys.

633
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 10: Yeah.

634
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 8: So when I was little, we had a little kid's

635
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 8: party in the backyard and we'll all eaty chocolate and

636
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 8: wearing our nappies. I went up to my mum with

637
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 8: you know, brown on my hands.

638
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 10: She thought it was chocolate. I must have stuck my

639
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 10: hands on my nappy. She went to go lick it

640
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 10: and realized that obviously wasn't chocolate.

641
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,719
Speaker 3: You had Kim's story inverted.

642
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 2: You got You've got the real time of Kim Wow Women.

643
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 10: Woody Ba's some more in just a bit the Will

644
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 10: and Woody podcast.

645
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:58,719
Speaker 1: We both will have beautiful young babies, and ever since

646
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,959
Speaker 1: your beautif for baby Max came into the world, you

647
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: have unashamedly abused anyone who chooses to use a PRAM

648
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 1: over strapping the baby onto the chest. Sorry, and I

649
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: will say, you're not targeting women here. You are targeting

650
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: exclusively men that choose to pram overstrapping their baby on.

651
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: If you don't believe me, here's some evidence.

652
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 3: PRAM is a so like they are.

653
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 2: But a man is a billion time sexier carrying his

654
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 2: baby in a sling than he is pushing it in

655
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 2: a stroller.

656
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 1: You don't want to be seen with me in public

657
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 1: nat to till you're strapping on. That's what you're saying

658
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: to me.

659
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 3: It sings or strollers here, Woods, what's sexier. I'd love

660
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 3: to see a stroller. Try and lay a claim you talks.

661
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 3: I got one of them, do you really, Yeah, I've

662
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 3: got one of them. Yeah, but it's just a power player.

663
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 3: I just keep it tucked up.

664
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Speaker 2: In the shed because I don't bloody need it, mate,

665
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 2: because I've got the.

666
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:51,719
Speaker 3: Bloody to strap on it. Okay, just gathering dust now.

667
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're probably wondering why I'm bringing this back to

668
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 1: the radio show, and that is because this morning, when

669
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Speaker 1: I was using the prem that I put my hand

670
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Speaker 1: up and say that I prefer when I was using

671
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 1: my pram to walk my beautiful baby.

672
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 3: Don't prefer the pram.

673
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 2: You know, you know you wanted out, you had a

674
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 2: way in yesterday because you're so eager to strap your

675
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Speaker 2: baby on.

676
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: I know, I just want to try this trap. I

677
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: just want to try this trap. But I like the pram.

678
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: And I looked across the street and who do I say?

679
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 1: I mean, it could have only been your bald head,

680
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 1: my friend. No one has a head the size of you.

681
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: It was shining like the bald billiard ball that it is.

682
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: And I looked over and what did you have in

683
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 1: front of you? My friend? You were pushing a pram.

684
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: Here is the audio of me filming you. He's on

685
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: air saying the prams are for losers, and look at this,

686
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: Look at you getting around the practicality.

687
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 2: You loser.

688
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 1: You're on air on your freaking high horse, saying how

689
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: much of a loser people are A use prams? And

690
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 1: there you are pushing a prem No, I may as

691
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 1: well have been pushing daisies.

692
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 2: You know, I'd like to sign up for myself if

693
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 2: I can here, because I'm not just going to be gay.

694
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,240
Speaker 3: You know that I was out with seven this morning.

695
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: Don't blame your parson.

696
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 3: I'm very hard. I'm very happy to blame her. I'm

697
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 3: very happy to blame her.

698
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 1: Though she wasn't pushing the pre He needed me.

699
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 2: To take the pram. Why because we're about to walk

700
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 2: up a hill, and she said, Will, I can't push

701
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 2: it any further. I need you to take control.

702
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: So look, why didn't you strap on? Why didn't you

703
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: strap on?

704
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 3: Because we didn't? I did him take this strap on out?

705
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 3: She told them she she took the pram out.

706
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: It's weak. It's sounding weak now, Will. What I've got

707
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 1: is I've got prem users to call the show on thirteen.

708
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:48,839
Speaker 3: I'm not going to stay with this for very long.

709
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 3: I'll tell you that much.

710
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: These these people have been offended by what you've been saying.

711
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 1: We've got another Will here, now, Will you want to

712
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: say something to the other Will mate?

713
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 4: I think he needs pram.

714
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 3: Right.

715
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 1: Wasn't as brutal as I thought it was gonna be.

716
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 4: Will, but.

717
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,839
Speaker 3: Nice short night.

718
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: And I think he's already got one because I saw

719
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: him this morning using again.

720
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 3: Coming for me. I can feel them.

721
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 2: I'm shaking in my boots over here after the first

722
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 2: shot fire.

723
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 1: I mean, unfortunately that blocks has proven today.

724
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 2: I was gonna have never been less intimidated in my

725
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 2: whole life. You've got a bunch of PRAM users to

726
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 2: call off and scare me.

727
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 3: Give me your words out. I think you might. Oh good,

728
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 3: this is the largest automobile I could afford you.

729
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: Will, I'm gonna have one more go. We've got a

730
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 1: bloke called Dane here.

731
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 3: Now.

732
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 1: Please, Dane, tell me that you have a sledge for Will,

733
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 1: given he's been caught using the PRAM after he said

734
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,399
Speaker 1: we were all losers. Over to you, Dane.

735
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 5: No, you are the biggest, the baldest turncoat I've ever

736
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 5: heard on national radio. You have been smashing poor Woody

737
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 5: about every excuse you come at. You there's been no excuse, Woody, Will, Will,

738
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 5: there's no excuse, Tag prem Can I tell you in

739
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 5: the in the in the throwback to when you were

740
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 5: talking about there's nothing sexy than a man with a

741
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 5: strap on, There's nothing sexyer than a man by himself

742
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 5: with a Premiu in one hand, push and the trolley

743
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,479
Speaker 5: in the other. You try and do that, my friend,

744
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 5: That is next level skill and that gets the women smiling.

745
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:28,800
Speaker 3: No, Dan, that's very good, very good, Dan. It was

746
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 3: a perfect torch. It was a perfect torch.

747
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,879
Speaker 2: Happened to you said there's nothing sexier than a man

748
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 2: with a strap on, and I think that raised a

749
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 2: few eyebrows everywhere. It's Will and Woody time to give

750
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 2: away some serious cash. Hollerwards if you can convince this

751
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 2: or trickish, I should say.

752
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 3: That your story ends in an up or down.

753
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 2: It's all thanks to Boober helping prepare ossies for life's

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Speaker 2: ups and down search Booper Health Insurance today.

755
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Speaker 1: Help prepare ossie for life ups and downs.

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Speaker 3: Yesterday it's Will and Woody.

757
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 2: Alrighty were light full of ups and downs. We want

758
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 2: to hear all about yours. Just share the start of

759
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,399
Speaker 2: a great story. We have to try and guess whether

760
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 2: it ends in an up or a down. If you

761
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 2: trick us, you're in a thousand bucks big prize, all

762
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:15,359
Speaker 2: thanks to burb.

763
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Speaker 3: But got to register at Willinwoody dot com.

764
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 5: Sally.

765
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,240
Speaker 1: Sally here, Sally give us the start of the story.

766
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 11: Hello guys, So my girlfriends and I booked an incredible

767
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 11: airbnb for our girls get away for a weekend.

768
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, ah right, okay, I mean for me, will

769
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 1: it goes down? I'm what comes to mind is beautiful campfire,

770
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,720
Speaker 1: the ladies have a few too many reds, fall asleep,

771
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 1: burned down half the property. Everyone's okay, this runs okay,

772
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 1: which is which is a good thing. But I dare say, yes,

773
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: it goes down.

774
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:59,359
Speaker 3: Sally goes down, it does a Sally. Bad luck.

775
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 9: And what happened on the second day for us a

776
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 9: pipe but one of the pipes burst actually, and we

777
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 9: had ships go everywhere.

778
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: Not even kidding you, I was close.

779
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 3: Oh wow, so bad luck.

780
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 2: We've we've picked which way you were going to go

781
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 2: there miss handing out on the thousand bucks. But let's

782
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 2: get into Fiona Princess, Hi Fiona, Hi guy, Let's get

783
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 2: into my story.

784
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 11: I was walking along the beach a circle was bitten

785
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 11: by a shark, came ashore blood ever, like unbelievable amount

786
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 11: of blood.

787
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:43,320
Speaker 1: Oh I think, I mean, we're all thinking it. I

788
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 1: think it definitely goes up, and I think she ends

789
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:49,240
Speaker 1: up marrying that man Will. Really what are you thinking?

790
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:50,439
Speaker 3: Ah? There it goes down?

791
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: What a year it can happens.

792
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 2: Well, someone comes out of the water covered in blood

793
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 2: after they've been hidden by a shark.

794
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 1: This is weird for her to call up though, at

795
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 1: the end of this story has and he died. Do

796
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?

797
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 3: But she could she could be double bluffing us.

798
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 1: True, true, she might.

799
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 2: She might know, or she might think that we're gonna

800
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 2: think that it would be weird if her story.

801
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:13,839
Speaker 3: Went down then down.

802
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 1: Mmm, she's thinking that we're going to go up, all right,

803
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: I think that goes down.

804
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 3: I think he does. I think he does.

805
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, we think the story goes down.

806
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 11: No, it's up.

807
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 9: I saved his life because I tied my dog leash

808
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 9: around his leg.

809
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:34,720
Speaker 2: Oh really, Well, you weren't going for the old double

810
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 2: bluffy diet trick.

811
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 3: Fair enough and you win a thousand bucks.

812
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 2: E banks to Booper me congratulations.

813
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 8: That's crazy, Thank you so much.

814
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 3: You tied your dog lead around his leg, that's what's crazy.

815
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's pretty bad.

816
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 8: Like I'm an I'm a radiopraka at the hospitals. Yeah, birthday.

817
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 3: Leg yes, right, and.

818
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 10: Yeah it said that the artery.

819
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: Was there some sexual chemistry there, Fiona, that was my

820
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 1: guess as to what happened next.

821
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 2: No, no, we had a great story there and it

822
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 2: was some great stuff and then you absolutely butchered it.

823
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 2: Thanks to the call for Booper helps prepare Ossie for

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Speaker 2: up next to phone alone thirty one sixty five. Give

826
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 2: us a call if you think you can convince us

827
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 2: that you're in the car with somebody else. Will and

828
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 2: Woody give us a call if you think you can

829
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 2: convince us you're in the car with someone else.

830
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 3: That's fine a line Wiland Woodies.

831
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 11: Alone.

832
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 1: All right, we've got Taylor here. Of course, it's our job, Wilbert,

833
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Speaker 1: to decide if someone else is actually there or if

834
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 1: they're just putting on a voice. Taylor, who are.

835
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 3: You in the car with?

836
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 9: I'm with my na.

837
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 3: Nana.

838
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: Okay, what's your nanna called? Jan, Jan, okay, could you

839
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: please throw Jin on the phone?

840
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 4: Yeah?

841
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, hello, good yeah?

842
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 1: What's the most what's what's the cutest thing Taylor's ever

843
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 1: done in her life?

844
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 9: She's just naturally cute all the time.

845
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 1: How old are you Jan?

846
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 9: Seventeen years old?

847
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

848
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:29,439
Speaker 1: Right, j and youthful Jen?

849
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 3: How did you used to get to school when you

850
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 3: were a child? And and what year did you start

851
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 3: going to school?

852
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:38,320
Speaker 8: A horse?

853
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 1: You rode a horse?

854
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 3: Very good tailor. I think we might wrap that one there,

855
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 3: very good. Thanks for the kill.

856
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 2: Uh. Talia is called on thirty one six five good Acharlia.

857
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 5: Hello, good eight good o.

858
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 3: Who are you in the car there with Talia?

859
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,399
Speaker 8: I'm currently with my mom at the moment in the car.

860
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 3: Beautiful, beautiful?

861
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: What's your mom called?

862
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 2: Karen?

863
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: Got a good old Karen, Good old Karen. Okay, check

864
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 1: the good old Karen on the phone. Place is at home?

865
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 5: On?

866
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 11: Hi?

867
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: Oh Karen? What do you have to this weekend?

868
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:18,840
Speaker 10: Are working?

869
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: What are you doing for work?

870
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 5: I work in the nursing hime.

871
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: Name me, name me one of your clients. What's what's

872
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 1: what's the name of one of them?

873
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 2: Karen? Maam? We thought we just heard her on the

874
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 2: phone before she used to ride a horse to school. Karen, Karen,

875
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 2: I hope you don't mind me asking this. Ye, who's

876
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 2: your favorite band and what's your favorite of music? The

877
00:42:54,239 --> 00:43:00,399
Speaker 2: old old style? Yeah? Can I hear for a long

878
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 2: time just withrief? So that well, brilliant tactic. I never

879
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 2: I haven't heard this before. She's if it's just if

880
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:12,919
Speaker 2: it's just Talia without without Pam. She's holding the phone

881
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,799
Speaker 2: at a distance to do another voice, which is very

882
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 2: clever if she if she's doing that, if she's doing that,

883
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:21,839
Speaker 2: But but Talia, I'm I'm just thinking out loud here.

884
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 3: I've got to give you credit up.

885
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:29,760
Speaker 2: To the point where Pam said the old stuff Karen Karen, Karen, Karen,

886
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:30,920
Speaker 2: the old stuff.

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Speaker 3: It's been pretty bloody convincing.

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00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: Wod it's a it's a good voice, though. I sure

889
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Speaker 1: that Tali is by herself? Are you one hundred percent

890
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,919
Speaker 1: sure it's Talia by herself doing the trickery with the phone.

891
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 3: No, I'm not.

892
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, if it is, it's genius. Hey, Talia,

893
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,240
Speaker 2: can we talk to Karen again quickly?

894
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 3: Please?

895
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:49,839
Speaker 2: Yeah?

896
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,240
Speaker 9: Of course you want.

897
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 2: YEA. Hey, Karen, what do you find most attractive about

898
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 2: Talia's dad, I reckon, it's definitely her mom's in the car.

899
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 3: In the car, but she did, Tyler, she did.

900
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 8: Sorry, yeah, sorry, I didn't know what you said. He's

901
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 8: Karen there, Yeah, Karen's actually yeah, yeah, Talia, you.

902
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 2: Can have yourself some red Rooster. That was Buddy good Gear.

903
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 2: You had us on the whole thing, hundred bucks. The

904
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:35,919
Speaker 2: red Rooster is calling you. Well, what I would sign

905
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 2: the pistachio show. We're now three days away.

906
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, and look, I'm I am trying hard with these

907
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:46,320
Speaker 1: with these ways to make the nut more appealing. You know,

908
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 1: there's there's no one could question how much effort I'm making.

909
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 1: But to this point probably hasn't been that successful. Hasn't

910
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,479
Speaker 1: been Pete stephanovit means, look, his name's on the title

911
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 1: of this podc as he's dead to me, he didn't

912
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 1: want to help us out. I mean, sure, he's a

913
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 1: serious reporter, but come on, mate, get in a pistachio van,

914
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 1: drive down, say you're at a pistachios and get abused

915
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 1: by a group of people.

916
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 3: It's not that hard. More like with Pete Murray.

917
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably, yeah, probably Anyway, that didn't go well and then,

918
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:21,280
Speaker 1: but so today you would have heard we had Sophie

919
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 1: Monk on the show. I still think this idea is brilliant,

920
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 1: by the way. I think it's genius. Sophie Monk can't

921
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: do it, but we've got Mo. You would have heard Mo.

922
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 1: So Moe's going to come down and do the performance

923
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 1: of a lifetime.

924
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 2: Stupidly lines up to anyone who considered themselves to be

925
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 2: an amateur actor, and my God didn't.

926
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 3: Come from It's like asking. It's like asking people give

927
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 3: us a call if you think you're a DJ.

928
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just one of those professions that everyone

929
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 2: thinks they are, but a few people can actually do well.

930
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: But is one of those rare beasts that can do it.

931
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: It's done a lot of stage and he's done a

932
00:45:58,640 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 1: lot of bads.

933
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 3: I think after this as well, I mean, sky's the

934
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 3: limit for as far as I'm.

935
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 1: Definitely a little role on. House Husband has his name

936
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 1: written all over it. I reckon or doctor doctor one

937
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: of those two reckon.

938
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 3: I'd be going higher than that. I would say that,

939
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 3: you know, someone like Kidman would be putting a call

940
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,319
Speaker 3: to him and saying he really really well.

941
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,720
Speaker 2: I don't know but from what I heard over the phone,

942
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 2: From what I heard over the phone, he seemed very

943
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 2: very good.

944
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: Seem he does seem very good. And I should also mention, well,

945
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: there is this, I've got one more genius ploy to

946
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 1: make the nut more appealing, and we are going to

947
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 1: be joined by a very very special guest on Monday Show.

948
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 3: Wow, what more special than Sophie Monk.

949
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:49,279
Speaker 1: No, i'd say, I'd say, I'm sorry, I'm telling I

950
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:50,320
Speaker 1: think it's appreciated.

951
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 2: I think I think would I respect that, actually would,

952
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:57,720
Speaker 2: because you've just you've disregarded, first of all, the truth.

953
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 2: I love that you're just like, you know what, I'm

954
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 2: just going to be honest here. And you've also just

955
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 2: completely disregarded the entertainment side of this as well. You

956
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 2: didn't build it up on tease it at all. You're

957
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 2: just like, no, you know what, And I don't think

958
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 2: they ever will beat Who is it?

959
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm not going to say who it is. I

960
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: want you to be surprised by it. But is it

961
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,359
Speaker 1: going to be your dad? No, it's not my dad.

962
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 1: Although I should get Dad down is because he's so

963
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 1: buddy bored, he'll do anything to make that nut look

964
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 1: more appealing, but so obviously a cold called Pete Stefanovic,

965
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:34,320
Speaker 1: cold called Sophie Munk. This person I've actually reached out to,

966
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 1: so like they've got a rough gist of the idea,

967
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: and I reckon, we're actually going to get this person

968
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 1: to come down and do the thing I want them

969
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:46,879
Speaker 1: to do. Okay, so Monday could be a big successful day,

970
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 1: I reckon the day before the pistachisher.

971
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 2: So how many of these nut baits are you going

972
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 2: to be able to get off in the you know,

973
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,839
Speaker 2: three in the hour that we're surveying the nut four

974
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 2: and mistaking out the nut four.

975
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 1: Well, I think we've got so I want so Moe's

976
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 1: acting performance is going to be one. My mystery guest

977
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 1: on Monday doing their thing will be two, and then

978
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: number three. I still think remember that that.

979
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 3: The yesterday lying nude under the nut.

980
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 1: Yes, that was a suggestion from a listener. Just get

981
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 1: a really ripped rig to lie down next to the

982
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 1: pistachio nut or place the pistachio nut on the ripped

983
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 1: rig for like five minutes. Sex cells baby, So I'd

984
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 1: be keendy to that one. But I just need to

985
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 1: find a ripped rig.

986
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 3: Did we speak to Roberts. Did you try and speak

987
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 3: to Robarts?

988
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 1: I've hit him on a number of methods of communication

989
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 1: and none of which he's come back to me.

990
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 2: But you know, I thought that he'd be a little

991
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 2: bit more chivalrous or generous towards me, given that he

992
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 2: absolutely torched me for in what he calls orange dick

993
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 2: stickers that I wore at the pool, for the in

994
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 2: the hotel and the logis and the girl.

995
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 1: That was very funny. True story, guys, we never really

996
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 1: met Tim Robarts and he literally walked behind Will squeezed

997
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,879
Speaker 1: him on the love handles and said, mate, that wasn't

998
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 1: you were by the pool in those orange dickstickers.

999
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 2: Came for me.

1000
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:22,439
Speaker 3: I just thought that, you know, after that, maybe would

1001
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 3: be in a corner.

1002
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 1: But that's all right, so I'll keep striking there. But yeah,

1003
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: So to answer question, though, I reckon, there's three there's

1004
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 1: three things that I hope to be doing during the

1005
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 1: two hours to entice people to pick up the nut.

1006
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,279
Speaker 3: Beautiful mate, all right, well, look it sounds like we're

1007
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 3: all set. Well, actually that's just trying to wrap things

1008
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 3: up there. Well, I don't know, mate, I don't know.

1009
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 3: I don't know to be honest. On next Tuesday, that's

1010
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 3: all we know.

1011
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 1: That's three that's four days away. Anyway, cool cool, cool cook.

1012
00:49:59,080 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: We'll be fine. It's a.

1013
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 3: Look wonderful, have one off a weekend. Everyone might guy.

1014
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 3: Anything from you?

1015
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 1: Uh no, nothing from nothing from me.

1016
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 3: You've been silent. Great. I don't have to talk.

1017
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,800
Speaker 1: You can't make me talk. We wouldn't dare force you.

1018
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 1: If we wouldn't dare force you.

1019
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 3: If you had to say anything, though, what would you say? Now?

1020
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 3: We'll see you guys on