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Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells Show podcast. So,

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Speaker 1: Jackie Boye, what are you going to be doing at

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Speaker 1: the end of next week? We have a break. The

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Speaker 1: kids are all off on school holidays.

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Speaker 2: What are you doing for our school holidays? We're going

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Speaker 2: to visit Bianker's family in America. We haven't seen. We

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Speaker 2: haven't been over there for three years because of the

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Speaker 2: pandemic times. I'm just so sad.

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Speaker 1: They were only ever here, like six seven weeks ago.

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Speaker 2: I know, but we promised them that we would visit

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Speaker 2: them as soon as we could, and this is the earliest.

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Speaker 1: And as soon as you can, just two short months later.

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Speaker 2: We've got to get the baby on the plane. It's

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Speaker 2: the only problem Jackie's actually has he worried about it.

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Speaker 1: He's closing his eyes right, rubbing his hands together like

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Speaker 1: trying to summon a genie out of a lamp. You've

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Speaker 1: got our three wishes. How do we get an almost

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Speaker 1: four month old baby all the way to are you flying?

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Speaker 1: We're flying two to.

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Speaker 2: From Melbourne to San Francisco, then San Francisco to Los Angeles.

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Speaker 1: Wow, what's that about? Seventeen hours in total?

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Speaker 2: Yep, that's right, that's right, bang on, bang on, seventeen hours.

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Speaker 1: Drop a baby on a plane, any young little bub.

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Speaker 2: He'll be four months at the time of flying, not

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Speaker 2: even And I was just listening to him in the

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Speaker 2: car yesterday for a half hour trip from Mum and

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Speaker 2: Dad's back home. Listen to like how noisy you can get,

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Speaker 2: and think, like, what is this going to be like

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Speaker 2: on a plane? I feel I just already die for

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Speaker 2: the rest of the passengers, and I am going to

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Speaker 2: have to see it for fifteen hours in that space

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Speaker 2: of I am.

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Speaker 1: I think. I think Ruby was six months and we

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Speaker 1: did like an eleven hour flight. And if there is

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Speaker 1: they can't you know, we as humans, you can equalize.

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Speaker 1: It's that they're they're in real pain with that with

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Speaker 1: their ears. They can't equalize, and you're just he's saying

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Speaker 1: sorry the whole time.

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Speaker 2: And you can't give him a button, mentho old or

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Speaker 2: suck on because he's still too little.

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Speaker 1: No, it's it's tough. So what are you going to do?

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Speaker 2: Well, I will make any tips at the moment, any tips.

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Speaker 2: So the couple of things I've heard. One is to

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Speaker 2: stop that the ears swelling up or whatever happens when

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Speaker 2: they don't really swell up. But what happens when your

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Speaker 2: ears get funny is to feed them on the way up,

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Speaker 2: feed him on the way down. And then I thought,

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Speaker 2: if he's he doesn't cry when he feeds, so could

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Speaker 2: just feed him for fourteen hours? Just keep him on

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Speaker 2: the boom, I mean, just on the boob.

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Speaker 1: I love you where you casually. So your wife is

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Speaker 1: just going to be just breastfeeding for fifteen hours. But

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Speaker 1: at least like it's not a thing, Like it's no

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Speaker 1: big deal.

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Speaker 2: The other thing is someone said, get on the plane first,

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Speaker 2: and then go and put a little chocolate on everyone's

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Speaker 2: seat with a note that said, sorry, where the people

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Speaker 2: with the baby?

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Speaker 1: Trust us one on the stewards. You can't just go wondering

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Speaker 1: on the plate. Have you see what she curity is

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Speaker 1: not that plate? We go, I just want to baby.

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Speaker 2: I've got my box of favorites I'm going to put on.

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Speaker 1: I've got some shapes as well.

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Speaker 2: You go and put a note that said, hey, sorry,

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Speaker 2: where the people with the baby? We really don't mean

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Speaker 2: to be a problem, but he might cry during the flights.

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Speaker 1: I think I get irritated with the smugness of that,

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Speaker 1: Like as you almost knew this baby's going to be problem.

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Speaker 1: Just get on a boat. Just take a boat, take

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Speaker 1: the slow boat, take a clipper.

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Speaker 2: There's no other way to get there. We have to

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Speaker 2: be on this fight. Do you want to deny his

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Speaker 2: strand parents to see him, to look into his eyes.

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Speaker 1: He's got to fly in this flight.

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Speaker 2: So I'm I'm ready for any tips that people have.

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Speaker 2: Have you been on a flight with a baby, especially

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Speaker 2: a long haul flight? What can we do? He's three

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Speaker 2: months old.

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Speaker 1: There's two there's two things that need to be dealt

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Speaker 1: with here. It's not just the baby, it's the big baby.

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Speaker 1: My advice when he would center around what I used

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Speaker 1: to do on those self medicaid where you just leaping pills.

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Speaker 1: I just won't no, not see Michael Jackson. Can I

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Speaker 1: get you any drinks or anything? Ye? Have you got

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Speaker 1: any that Jesus choice that Michael Jackson used to have

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Speaker 1: his doctor used to knock him out with. Just have

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Speaker 1: a couple of beers, just to take the edge of it.

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Speaker 1: And then when you're apologizing, you're yourself, Hey babies, Hell?

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Speaker 1: Am I right? All right? Jack? Theese tips and how

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Speaker 1: can he survive? And how can poor little baby Gordon

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Speaker 1: as well. So it's a fifteen hour flight.

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Speaker 2: For fifteen hour into a one hour flow.

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Speaker 1: Baby's on a plane. What if I S? Or tips

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Speaker 1: have you used before that work?

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Speaker 3: Carl Brighter, you're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: JACKO sneeds your help taking his baby four month old

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Speaker 1: on a long haul fifteen hours to America, and he's

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Speaker 1: looking for any tips for himself and for baby Gordon

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Speaker 1: as well. Can you take a baby to a hypnotherapist?

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Speaker 2: He can't even understand hello, goodbye. I'm your dad at

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Speaker 2: the moment, so I don't know how he's gonna You're

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Speaker 2: going to put him.

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Speaker 1: A sleep palm? Flight VA two one, All right, let's

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Speaker 1: go to Fio No goome mor i? Fiona? You doing? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Good Fiona? So what's your tip for Jack?

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Speaker 3: So the baby's going to be fine once you're up

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Speaker 3: in the air and he'll be fine. The problem that

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Speaker 3: you're going to have is transiting between flight to slide.

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Speaker 3: So you're carrying a baby, you're carrying your luggage. You're

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Speaker 3: going to need that pram with you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you take I take it. You're taking the collapsible

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Speaker 1: pram and stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: What is that can you can't take the pram on

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Speaker 2: the plane you.

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Speaker 1: Get it's like extra backage. You have to fold up

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Speaker 1: right at the gate. They let you take it to

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Speaker 1: the gate, then you fold it away.

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Speaker 2: Do you have to have a special small travel pram?

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Speaker 2: Or can we because we take your pram we've got

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Speaker 2: a big bulky.

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Speaker 3: One though, well you might have to ask the airline.

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Speaker 3: I traveled with my three months old and a two

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Speaker 3: year old from Melbourne to Israel, and oh gosh, it's yeah, gosh, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, gosh, that's one word. Is it's four letters? Anyone

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Speaker 1: who can say on.

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Speaker 2: I don't look forward to the transit. I don't even

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Speaker 2: like getting him in and out of the car seat.

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Speaker 2: It's stressful, isn't it getting him to the airport? You're right,

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Speaker 2: and then you've got to wheel the suitcases along. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: go through all the security.

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Speaker 1: You will now see from now on. When you see

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Speaker 2: Yeah, do we get to go priority line at any anywhere?

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Speaker 2: Can we jump the queue at.

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: Actually that's a win.

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Speaker 1: I still get away with it, even though I've got

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Speaker 1: two sort of you know, seventeen to fifty old teenagers

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Speaker 1: so quick. Yeah, thank you very much, you call good luck.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. You need to check out about the PRAM

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Speaker 1: you're allowed to take prans. You get all the way

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Speaker 2: And then what does he sleep in on the actual fly.

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Speaker 1: That I forgot about? The other stress a bit. You've

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Speaker 1: ray you need to get there about five hours earlier.

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Speaker 1: It why that your fingers are going to get pinched

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Speaker 1: and stuff like that trapped So defeast beast of a thing,

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Speaker 1: aren't they? I thought by now because obviously when I

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Speaker 1: when I when when the kids were babies, like seventeen

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Speaker 1: fifteen years ago, for me, I thought that would just

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Speaker 1: be one button and they.

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Speaker 2: All just every time, really every time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're a nightmare' they wish, But you've got to

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Speaker 1: pull out first. Have we got here? Kevin? Good morning, Kevin,

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Speaker 1: good morning, DNS.

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Speaker 3: How are you well?

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Speaker 1: What helped can you offer Jackie boy, you've done the

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Speaker 1: long horsy. You've gone Australia to England.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so I did twenty basically twenty four hours. We

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Speaker 3: had I think it was a break in Singapore at

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Speaker 3: the time, but we had an eighteen month child obviously

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Speaker 3: a lot bigger than your little bab I. Actually when

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Speaker 3: we got on the flight, we were accompanied by a

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Speaker 3: tour of English rugby players coming back home.

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Speaker 1: To look at those idiots. Maybe it's okay, so we

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Speaker 1: need a rugby team high rugby to go with you.

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Speaker 1: The decoy idios, decoy dicks they were.

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Speaker 3: They were all a bit high over and as you

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Speaker 3: can imagine, I ended up having to sort of stand

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Speaker 3: majority of the flight trying to keep him settle because

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Speaker 3: he wouldn't set anyway going up on the fly.

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Speaker 1: What you just gotta walk up and down? Chicken them

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Speaker 1: up and down? Here? What you think we watching the

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Speaker 1: Movie's it.

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Speaker 2: In endurance rights? I'd rather run a marathon.

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Speaker 1: But this is what the job. Okay, what do you

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Speaker 1: think you're going to watch Elvis to watch list?

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Speaker 2: This is not You cannot bring this as a holder.

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Speaker 1: This is not a holder, Kevin.

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Speaker 3: That's what happened.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it is Kevin. Thank you very much for the

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Speaker 1: words of wisdom.

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Speaker 3: Oh the best of you guys go on very much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like a reality check more than words of wisdom.

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Speaker 1: Have any of these helps.

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Speaker 2: I'll buy Kevin's flight to la if he comes with

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Speaker 2: me Hold my Baby.

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