1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:01,680 Speaker 1: Well, and what do you podcast? 2 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:05,320 Speaker 2: Many will and what were you embarrassed? So embarrassed I 3 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:07,520 Speaker 2: should mention on thirteen one and six five had an 4 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 2: injury that you lied about how you got it? Because 5 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,239 Speaker 2: there's a toddler or there's a kid in the news 6 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 2: who got burnt by a celery stick. Weird set up 7 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 2: can happen apparently if your child eats fruit in the 8 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:22,000 Speaker 2: sun and the drool the fresh the fresh vegetable or 9 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 2: fruit juice combines with the sun and you get this 10 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 2: photo fido dermatitis thing which caused a shocking rash. So 11 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:31,560 Speaker 2: a bit of a word of caution there. And look, 12 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:32,879 Speaker 2: he's just not going to be able to rock up 13 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,240 Speaker 2: to kindergarten and tell everyone that, you know, the reason 14 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,680 Speaker 2: he's got a shocking rash around his mouth is because 15 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,519 Speaker 2: of a cellar stick. His days, his days in the 16 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,279 Speaker 2: playpen are over. You could say goodbye to. 17 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 3: All your respect out the window. Dead fish. 18 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 2: God, you're never gonna go on the monkey bars ever again. 19 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 2: That's that's that's that's tragic. So and look a lot 20 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 2: of people do this. A lot of people do this. 21 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 2: You wance burnt somebody in a bedroom by trying to 22 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,040 Speaker 2: light a candle, and. 23 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 4: Well, there's so much context for quite There was a 24 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:05,840 Speaker 4: candle inner bears, and I flicked my pillow, hit the 25 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:06,720 Speaker 4: hit the can. 26 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:08,800 Speaker 3: I don't know how this applies to this example. 27 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:09,959 Speaker 2: Because you burnt yourself and you tried to light to 28 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,959 Speaker 2: me about how you burnt yourself, and I later found 29 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 2: out that you're tried to light a sexy candle in 30 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,679 Speaker 2: the burned room, and the linen on. 31 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 3: Fire perfectly applies to this topic. 32 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 2: Rachel's cold. Rachel, you lied about you light about an injury. 33 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:29,480 Speaker 5: I did. Yeah, so I actually fractured my fema while 34 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:33,759 Speaker 5: overseas on a trip that second day, and I literally 35 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 5: just broke it by like slipping on wet grass. 36 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:41,040 Speaker 2: You fractured your femur by slipping on wet grass. 37 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:45,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, terrible story, So of course I had to make 38 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 5: it up. I told people it was a soccer Grand 39 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:52,800 Speaker 5: final last all. Another time I said it, you know, 40 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 5: it was the horse competition and I fell off my. 41 00:01:55,360 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 3: Horse horse competition. You would ride horses. 42 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 2: The believable there, Rachel, because people know you're talking shit 43 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,280 Speaker 2: when you rock up and you're like, oh, wrestling a lion. Yeah, 44 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 2: just keep it within the realms of believability and people 45 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:13,239 Speaker 2: won't ask any more questions. Just so you fell over. 46 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 3: No, that's embarrassing. 47 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,360 Speaker 4: I think four of a horses good, But don't make 48 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,680 Speaker 4: it the Grand Final or the Olympic Equestrian or whatever. 49 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 6: Let's go. 50 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,519 Speaker 2: You came here and tell me you fell off a horse, 51 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 2: but I don't ride horses. 52 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 3: She owns them. 53 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:30,920 Speaker 2: Kaylee, Kaylee, you lied about an injury. Actually, Kaylee, you 54 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 2: know the way we're going to do this if you 55 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 2: can tell me what you lie was first, and then 56 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 2: I want to find out what the real story was 57 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:36,919 Speaker 2: after that. 58 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:41,760 Speaker 6: Okay, So I told people that I just bit my 59 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:44,639 Speaker 6: lip really hard and that's why I had a scab 60 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,079 Speaker 6: and it was puffy. 61 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 3: Okay, So what really happened. 62 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:54,040 Speaker 6: I was staying at my name's house and she tucks 63 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 6: the sheets in so hard when I laid down in 64 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,079 Speaker 6: bed and went to pull the sheets up really hard 65 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 6: so they weren't tucked in myself. 66 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:10,480 Speaker 3: The she's so good. Oh that's not really funny. 67 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 1: Jesson tell you what. 68 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:14,040 Speaker 2: It's a testament to a nantuch shape, though, isn't it. 69 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:18,640 Speaker 7: I mean those things the mattress in the base is 70 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 7: basically a vice. Yeah, I know it was good or 71 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:27,520 Speaker 7: like a hotel bed. Sometimes you're like, help you, it's 72 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:31,640 Speaker 7: a hazard. Obviously you can have a hundred bucks sent 73 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:32,079 Speaker 7: red rooster. 74 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 2: It's very funny called Abby's called on thirty one and 75 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 2: sixty five Abby Again, we'll start with the lie that 76 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 2: you were peddling about your injury. 77 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 1: I told everyone that I slipped over in the shower 78 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:48,400 Speaker 1: and that's how I got my bald patch in my head. 79 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 3: Okay, old patch, bald patch? 80 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, And how did you actually get it? 81 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 1: I it was the day before school photos, and I 82 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 1: thought it was a great idea to sit my hair out, 83 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 1: and I got a leg razor and I was thinning 84 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:10,240 Speaker 1: out my hair and I accidentally unintentionally shaved the like 85 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 1: a fifty cent piece bold touch light at the front 86 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:17,680 Speaker 1: of my head. And it was the day before school photos. 87 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,880 Speaker 4: So you've got photos from that day with. 88 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 1: A little ended up getting a fringe. 89 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:23,960 Speaker 5: I ended up. 90 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:28,080 Speaker 1: The fringe had to start from the like the middle 91 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:28,599 Speaker 1: of my hair. 92 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,000 Speaker 3: That's amazing. 93 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:35,120 Speaker 2: In what world is taking a leg razor to your 94 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,159 Speaker 2: head going to work out? 95 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 3: Because you glide it through the hair, and. 96 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,480 Speaker 2: You glide it through there. 97 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 3: Have you done it? No, no, I never have, but 98 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,600 Speaker 3: I can see the point of it. 99 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,799 Speaker 4: Well's going to Madeline here, Madeline, All right, let's start 100 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 4: off with the lie you told about how you got injured. 101 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,280 Speaker 8: Yeah, so I lied that I was skateboarding and I 102 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:56,719 Speaker 8: stacked it and broke my leg. 103 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 4: Okay, can I ask you before we find out the 104 00:04:59,160 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 4: real reason? 105 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:00,839 Speaker 3: Do you actually skateboard? 106 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:01,159 Speaker 5: Yeah? 107 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:04,520 Speaker 8: Yeah, no, and everybody knew I. 108 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:07,920 Speaker 3: Was a human line. Okay, So what was the real 109 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 3: reason that you got injured? 110 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,560 Speaker 8: So? I was on an international boarding school because I 111 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,799 Speaker 8: was studying, and the guy that I had a crush 112 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:17,000 Speaker 8: on at the time was away. I heard him come 113 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:19,919 Speaker 8: back during the night, so I got super excited and 114 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:22,479 Speaker 8: I rushed down the stairs at nighttime, and you know 115 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:26,240 Speaker 8: how you kind of jump the last two or three stairs, 116 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:26,880 Speaker 8: likecause you're. 117 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 3: In a rush. 118 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 8: I did that, but three stairs high accident realize I 119 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 8: was that higher, and then I've broken my leg as 120 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 8: I've contracted down face planted, and like, oh, I know 121 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,560 Speaker 8: I broken something. But then I heard him coming around 122 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:44,160 Speaker 8: the corner, so I tried to quickly save myself and 123 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:47,200 Speaker 8: like pathetically limp over to him and be like, hey, 124 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 8: what's up? And then I play it cool. I'm like, 125 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,600 Speaker 8: try not to cry. Then I go to the hospital, 126 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 8: I get fixed, and then but he's like, well, you 127 00:05:55,279 --> 00:05:57,960 Speaker 8: didn't break the leg yesterday. It wasn't broken. And I said, oh, 128 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,920 Speaker 8: because I was skateboarding last night. 129 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:06,719 Speaker 1: Hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast, 130 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 1: all on the iHeartRadio app. 131 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,400 Speaker 3: Oh, wherever you get your podcast.