WEBVTT - FULL: Less Trust, More Control 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:06.600 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:08.119 --> 0:00:10.560 Where does the hitge Trimer fall in that category? 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:14.200 I'm going to teach you in five easy step to it. 0:00:15.000 --> 0:00:17.079 Welcome to the cow Moon Rouge. 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:22.400 Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:25.520 Five minutes past six. Come it's the Question O'Connell show. Sorry, 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:27.800 we'll all be distracted at the start today's show. It's 0:00:27.840 --> 0:00:30.639 a small team. Okay, we all move as one. But 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:33.000 right now there's a producer's have to go way out 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:36.120 in the rain because a child that works on a shows. 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:38.760 We got to take up my backpack, so my wife 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:41.920 the anchors, he's got nothing better that than breastfeed and 0:00:42.000 --> 0:00:46.000 drive your backpack in with three spoonfuls of butcher musy, 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:47.519 which will apparently do you for the day. 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:49.559 Well, I mean lucky her parents are here so that 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:51.640 they can stay with Gordy while bank comes in. 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:54.040 It's lucky, you go, lucky be anchor? 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:56.680 You get can I just asertain what's happened to you? 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:58.600 You've made? Have you made the anchor? 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:01.440 I didn't make her rang her? When I got to work, 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:03.040 I noticed that my bag. 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:05.840 Was my tyrants. Don't need to make people do anything. 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:07.200 That's because they're tyrants. 0:01:07.280 --> 0:01:09.920 I rang her and just simply said, there's a situation 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:12.520 in here, double checking. Did I leave my backpack. 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:14.320 At her so you woke her up? 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:16.640 No, she was. She woke up with me this morning. 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:17.319 She got up with me. 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:19.600 What could possibly be in there? Important enough? 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:22.200 Well, she said, to do that? Do you need your computer? 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:23.720 I said not really. I could probably do it off 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:26.400 my phone, but I will miss my smoothie. I'll be hungry. 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:31.840 Before you're right talking to which I saw you hosting 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:34.560 a power meeting yesterday, but we try to catch up. 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:36.440 No, it wasn't power. 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:39.120 Meaning there was there was. There was a triangle, a 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:43.240 trinity of power at the top of the of the 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:47.960 of the triangle. Our friend Patsy here, I could see it. Yeah. No, no, 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:50.440 but you look like you were. They were sat two 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:52.040 of them were facing you. You look like you would 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:54.480 giving them the right act. I don't want to let 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:56.800 go of anyone. This team is strong. It would kill me. 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:58.360 But somebody needs to step up. 0:01:58.720 --> 0:01:59.920 Only one of you will make it. 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:03.280 Yeah, someone, and somebody to pick up my coffee tab too, 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:06.960 because I'm not paying for you bozos. Sorry. I almost 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:08.880 not my cross off the coffee table. 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:13.720 Though, Speaking of which can we said that. 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:18.320 No, we mustn't do this, No, bring it on. 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:19.000 Bring. 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:22.200 I watched something over the weekend and said, sometimes in 0:02:22.280 --> 0:02:26.120 life you must you must see your better angels. 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:28.520 Everyone, No, chat, That's what I've not mentioned. 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:30.800 It remain there are. 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:32.720 Better age, strong, better angels. 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:34.520 We've only got three shows left together. 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:36.639 I can't you with this functions. 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:40.080 No, it doesn't need to come out bad jack. 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:42.359 No, we have no. 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:45.320 Sick Find your better angels in there now you know. 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:47.480 I will hound you down and we bring the. 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:51.280 Better angels for you to everybody. 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:54.640 Three better angels doing the show to play a song, 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:56.320 and I want you all to come back nicer. 0:02:57.000 --> 0:02:59.239 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:02:59.840 --> 0:03:03.359 I think if I rang my wife this earlier and 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:06.960 said I forgot my backpack, she would just hang up 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:10.519 or she'd go She did think it was something prank coal. 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:14.480 Why are you calling me about that? You just let 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:16.239 me that you've got to drive home or something. Do 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:17.440 you want me to come and do the show for 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:20.560 twenty minutes? Your lovely wife is coming with your backpack 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:21.200 and gone back. 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:23.200 You know why I actually forgot it because I was 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:25.079 doing something generous for the team. We had a whole 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:28.919 lot of leftover beer from Thanksgiving on Saturday. Couldn't fit 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:31.680 it all in the fridge, so I bought a big 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:33.919 cardboard box of single cans. 0:03:33.639 --> 0:03:36.320 Of beer Merry Christmas. 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:39.280 Wow, how big is it's been? Your idea of a 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:41.440 lot of beer is like half a camp. We can 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:42.240 all have a look. 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:43.640 You can see it through the studio window. 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:48.880 There that is literally hemming a bird's beak of it. 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:50.200 There's what's that? 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:51.240 Two studies? 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:53.720 It's like, get me do half an hour? 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:55.480 Is that for? 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:56.880 That's for the whole team? 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:00.000 How many cans are in there? Perry count the cans? 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:03.760 Was that four cans in an eight person team? Wow? 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:06.080 We that is what's the point in bringing that? 0:04:06.160 --> 0:04:08.560 No, you just want to get out the fridge didn't 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:08.840 fit in. 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:12.000 The fruit and I guess carrying the beers to the 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:13.880 car because I kept thinking, don't forget the beers. Don't 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:16.200 forget the beers. You forgot them yesterday and I've left 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:17.039 my backpack at home. 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:19.479 Wow, we know that is really Jones. We've just told 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:21.960 her we can even have two cans of beers from 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:31.480 mister Jack. Thank you. Mister, two lukewarm stubbies each lovely 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:35.200 could even steps of four Packach Patsy hold things at 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:36.080 home with you this week? 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:36.960 How's all good? 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:37.240 Good? 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:39.840 She's loving this bike. She's got the new bike, and 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:43.560 she's got this new found freedom going everywhere and mum 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:44.719 and dad are two streets away. 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:46.480 It's not her first bike, though, is it. 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:49.000 No, it's not no, but it's like a first proper 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:52.039 grown up bike that's you know, got all the bells 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:52.640 and whistles. 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:54.320 What was she on training wheels before this? 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:56.880 Well, when she was little, she was, but she had 0:04:56.880 --> 0:04:58.520 a really bad stuck on a bike when she was 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:00.440 like three, so it took her ages to get back 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:02.520 on it. But anyway, she's on the bike, she's got 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:04.640 this new found freedom, and she goes up to mom 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:07.440 and dad, who were just two streets away. But we 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:10.320 bought her a basket for it on Monday on the 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:12.320 front of it and we're just let your vell crow 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:16.560 it on and it's like she's running some sort of 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:19.000 uber service up to grandma and granddads. 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:20.039 So I said that. 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:22.000 I've seen the wire. I'm pretty sure that's how some 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:23.960 of them started dealing as well, and just started doing 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:27.200 sort of working for gangsters. Batsy a basket on the front, 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:31.400 I get the papers, you know, you know, getting into 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:33.479 teens that please don't want that basket on the front. 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:36.880 Well she does what she put in there? Well, I 0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:40.000 put a newspaper in it. I give her jobs to do. 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:48.440 Go throw the that's half an hour ticked off. The 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:51.799 find you miss have living out there was lobbing that paper, 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:55.240 some confused old age year old? Is that our granddaughter? 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:58.960 She wants any excuse to run up to mom and 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:01.360 Dad's because when she goes up, she always comes. 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:04.120 Back with a lolly or a pack of lollies or biscuits. 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:06.760 I guess like you said as well, it's it's it's freedom, 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:09.000 isn't it. You know it's I can sure shot redemption 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:13.159 when he's out there in the rain for any excuses, 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:17.600 is to escape the compound that Pats has got locked up. 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:22.080 You know what, I'm feeling very funky about today about 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:25.240 what you said, No, I don't like secrets. 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:26.960 It come out. 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:28.919 I did not say no, not wasn't you? 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:32.920 It was these two chick and reo. We can't continue. 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:33.800 We can till it comes. 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:35.279 Nothing is coming out. 0:06:36.160 --> 0:06:39.640 This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:48.360 All right, So, I think the most loyal people that 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:50.640 listen to a show are the ones that listen right now. 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:53.440 If you routine the early and you hear the first 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:56.400 secret out of the show, the boss never ever hears 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:58.760 the first hour the show. She cannot be bothered. She 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:01.400 waits until primetime. Buten, we're all nice and warmed up. 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:04.400 You're there six o'clock. When we're there, you're already there. 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:06.480 You're either on your way to work, you're on your home, 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:09.440 you're on your way home from work, or you're already 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:11.720 at work. So what we want to do is give you, 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:14.800 guys a price. We have about thirty four of these 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:19.560 highly desirable radocs bath salts. Left team of we all 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:21.360 make sure we take it our cut. 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:24.640 I've already soaked in mine. In fact, now, how was it? 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:26.920 And now that we have so many, and I took 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:30.480 a couple home with me, I'm liberal. I'm liberal with 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:32.560 the amount I put in the path. How it was 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:34.320 radioactive green in the last path. 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:39.240 All right, So if you'd love one of our thirty four, 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:41.360 these are limited edition. They're all going to go by 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:43.720 seven o'clock this morning. So if you'd love one. If 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:46.120 you're at work or you're on your way to work, 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:48.840 give us a call right now before Jack takes anymore home. 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:51.480 Carl a brighter. You're listening to the question. 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:51.680 You know. 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:54.880 Carl's show podcast lines are up and down. A loyal 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:57.480 six o'clock grinders. You're out there every single day when 0:07:57.520 --> 0:08:01.920 we start the show. As a small Christmas present, we 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:04.800 have about thirty four of these left. These raid Ox 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:12.240 Muscle soaks. Soak away those aches and pains and ensure 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:16.320 let Christmas in breathe Christmas in, soak the aches out. 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:19.920 Maybe you're the gym yesterday? What was it for you yesterday? 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:22.320 Traps doubts you in compound moves at the moment at you. 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:25.120 I didn't go to the gym yeesterday. But I've got 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:26.280 polarties this afternoon. 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:28.360 Oh how you enjoying that? 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:30.040 I really enjoyed. 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:32.600 Actually I actually found it very very relate. So parties great. 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:34.760 You like a bit of pilates? Actually, perhaps we. 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:37.480 Have done it a couple of times. Yes, No, I 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:41.319 should master. Yeah, I could teach you. 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:45.920 Yeah, next thing to master? All right, So we have 0:08:45.960 --> 0:08:50.160 about thirty bottles of this raid Ox muscle soak here 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:52.040 we got here, Donna, Good morning, Donna. 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:56.040 Good morning, Christian, Good morning morning. 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:59.880 It sounds like you're aready on your way to work. 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:00.760 I am. 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:03.400 I worked for an insurance further, so give it a 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:06.199 car accident, nose, something going wrong in the head on 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:08.960 the one you wring and I can't even feel more 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:10.439 pusterio body end of it. 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:15.319 Bloody hell. So it's a muscle soap for your dairy as. 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:19.880 And why is that they got uncomfortable with chairs? You 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:21.000 said on what's going on? 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:23.120 The chances beautiful? 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:29.360 But I'm trying to calm people down, really yeah, you know, 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:32.439 Hans over the computer and just trying to. 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:34.520 Calm people down and give them a better day than 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:34.960 they had. 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:38.280 I bet you're brilliantly your job, Donner. How long you 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:39.080 been working there? 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:41.760 I've been only working there at you It used to 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:44.640 be a COVID nurse. Now you still cod tisty? 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:46.319 Do you have you ever? 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:49.600 Have you ever, bloody hell? Have you ever done a 0:09:49.640 --> 0:09:52.560 job that wasn't quite on the frontline COVID nurse and 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:56.760 now be angry and scared and worried and very triggered. 0:09:59.080 --> 0:09:59.760 That's not for me. 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:03.160 No, you're not all those people. You're always there. All right. 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:05.560 Well listen, Donna, we're going to send you two bottles. 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:07.520 Okay, Oh, thank you so much. 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:11.520 Shows, thank you very much. I have a lovely Christmas dinner. 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:12.520 Thanks saving you. 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:15.800 Bye, bass is he lovely? Very good. 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:20.000 Let's go to Simone. Good morning, Simon, good morning. 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:22.959 I need. 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:27.480 I can't hear a word. Sorry someone, We'll try again 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:28.640 in a minute. It's going to Sue. 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:31.160 Good morning, Sue, Good morning, Christian. 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:31.880 How are you? 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:33.760 I'm good Sue. So you're on your way to work. 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:36.240 What do you do, Sue, I'm an operating room. 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:40.640 This a busy, busy, busy job. You're doing an important one. 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:42.200 Thank you very much for what you do on your 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:42.840 team as well. 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:44.160 Yeah, that's great. 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:47.040 Yeah, we're absolutely frantic at the moment. Everybody's wearing their 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:50.320 surgery dumb prior of Christmas, so we're very busy at 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:53.080 see a bottle of ride up to be fantastic, to 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:56.680 have a bath at night and even have one of 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:58.280 those foot baths, the unreal. 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:02.040 Okay, we'll send you too, all right, Sue. Oh fan, 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:05.760 I have a lovely Christmas. You have a good day, Thank 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:08.199 you very much. Just go to Margaret good morning match, 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:11.520 Hey going, Yeah, I'm good Margaret. 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:13.520 Are you at work or you're on your way to it? 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:14.679 What's the story Margaret? 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:17.200 Yeah, no, I'm just about to do my safety chick 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:17.880 on my bus. 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:18.320 Yeah. 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:19.680 Are you bus ring to take it out? 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:22.280 Say again? 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:24.720 You obviously a bus driver that was stealing it? 0:11:25.640 --> 0:11:26.240 Yeah? 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:29.679 Yeah, and yes you are a bus riverall. 0:11:30.120 --> 0:11:31.640 I am a bus Yeah. 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:33.720 And what's the route you're on this morning? What number 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:34.439 bus you're driving? 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:36.600 I drive from school? 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:39.160 Oh? I see how many kids you got to pick up? 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:45.560 It can vary from a bit nineteen till the twenty eight? 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:47.640 Yeah, and you enjoy that? Is it lively on the bus? 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:49.440 They're all tired and moody in the morning. 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:52.680 Oh no, that's the afternoon when they've been at school 0:11:52.679 --> 0:11:53.439 all day. 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:56.640 They're all broken by school, all that learning. And what 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:58.800 are they like in the morning? Are they? Are they good? Fun? 0:11:59.520 --> 0:11:59.760 You know? 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:00.360 They good? 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:00.880 Yeah? 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:07.120 And at the moment I've decorated my buffcation that you've 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:12.440 got Christmas decorations, the red and black naughty elf. 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:19.720 Elves, you know, December one usually Rosy. We have an 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:23.440 elf called Rosie and she comes. And how they're designed 0:12:23.520 --> 0:12:25.839 is to watch the kids do the right thing, so 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:28.280 Santra will come and a lad touch them and they 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:29.880 get up to all sorts of mischief. 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:32.320 Oh yeah, but that's typical, isn't it. 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:37.880 Strange sort of aggressive thing to say the kids, we 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:40.319 don't trust you, so we've got this mystical thing to 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:45.079 watch you and punish you if you don't. Lovely stuff, 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:51.760 lovely custom. That nice the kids, Savannah, Big Eye in 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:56.800 the Sky, Georgia ninety four, blood it more Savellans please, Dad. 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:01.800 Let's trust control more fit by control. 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:05.320 All right, Yeah, I've got camerage in the bus too, 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:06.240 so we can watch. 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:10.920 I don't need to know. All right, Margaret, we're sending 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:12.199 you some bath soaks. 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:14.600 Oh you're a darling, and I hope we all you 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:15.120 guys have. 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:17.520 A good Christmas suit and you Margaret, take care. 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:21.000 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:24.800 Did not mean to play that one one vibe, wrong vibe, 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:29.959 wrong vibe is going away for the weekend. My wife, 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:33.280 My mind's elsewhere, guys. Muscle soaks, that's what it's. Muscle soaks. 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:37.760 All right, Well, you have thirty bottles left of our 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:43.480 rad ox. Muscle soaks soaks away all those aches and pains, Christian, 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:46.559 can I have some? I'm a chippy about to spend 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:49.439 today hard labor in the mud and the rain all 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:51.680 day and the rest of this week. Any chance I 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:54.080 can get one of the rad ocks muscle soaks soak 0:13:54.120 --> 0:13:57.480 away all of my problems. You can, my friend, let 0:13:57.520 --> 0:14:00.800 it all wash out of you, John O. Mackie. Yes, 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:03.280 we're sending to you, Femi your address. It's good to 0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:06.000 lies right now, Simone, good morning. We're trying, Simone again, 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:09.720 never leave record of morning. There you go. Thank you 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:11.360 very much for pulllling over. I hope it doesn't mean 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:12.680 it's going to be late for work today. 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:15.640 Okay, not at all, gotcha. 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:17.880 We try. 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:19.960 We'll try now, Simone. What do you do? What do 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:20.200 you do? 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:25.120 I'm a nurse Christian. However, I need a bottle of 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:28.680 rocks for my fourteen year old daughter Rosie, who's currently 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:32.760 participating in the Great Victorian by Acride, and he is 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:34.480 going to need it when she gets home. 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:37.680 So tell us about the Great Victorian bike Ride. How 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:38.800 many CA's is she doing? 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:41.160 She'll be doing. 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:47.800 Around five hundred and fifty kilometers day. Hell participating with 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:51.960 the school group. However, it's with a big organization called 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:55.480 Bicycle Network who run this amazing event every year. So yeah, 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:59.320 she's lucky enough to be out there riding from all 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:04.000 bost to one Sage over the week and I pick 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:07.360 her up Sunday morning and the plan is to pop 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:08.880 her in a raido sta. 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:11.600 Yeah, you really will be picking up as well. You'll 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:15.120 need tongs. That is quite an effort, one amazing thing 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:17.520 she's gonna be part of five hundred and fifty k's. 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:21.640 Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's pretty a big event beg 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:24.240 under taking, but I think it'll be a greater achievement. 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:26.440 And so she's been training for the last couple of weeks, 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:27.200 a couple of months. 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:29.440 Yeah, the school have. 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:33.160 Done maybe five rights over a number of weekends. 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:38.160 Other than that, when. 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:39.800 You're at the Olympics, I don't go. Yeah, I won't 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:41.960 really a cup of rides in five or six now 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:44.400 that it's called medal. It's been out a couple of 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:45.720 times at the weekend for half an hour. 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:49.640 Michael filmed for you train literally every day five years before. 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:59.320 The aliens come to get you. Well, listen, Sue, I'll 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:01.080 tell you what was and you a couple of bottles, 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:02.800 okay for your daughter and for you as well, and 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:04.520 the aliens who are trying to zap. 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:05.680 You up at the moment. 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:12.560 Sorry, she's gone, gone, all right, bet you. I have 0:16:12.600 --> 0:16:13.680 a lovely Christmas. 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:17.040 Merry Christmas to you, Jack and Patty. Lovely thing. 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:18.400 Thanks, thank you. 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:23.720 In my mind, I want the score right. All those 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:25.760 kids are on one big long bike. I know you 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:27.840 can have a tandem where there's like a couple of 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:31.000 I want thirty kids and a teacher on the front 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:33.840 and back. What's the longest bike you could get. I 0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:35.840 hope they're all just doing that? How would you turn 0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:41.200 such a thing? All right, Martine? Good morning, Good morning? 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:41.800 How are you? 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:44.600 I'm good Martin. Welcome to the show. So you'd like 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:46.160 some Radox muscle soaks. 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:50.160 I really do, because I do a lot of traveling. 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:53.200 I'm a drug and alcohol collector and I do a 0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:55.680 lot of traveling all over Victoria. 0:16:55.800 --> 0:16:57.680 Now, listen, water White, what do you mean You're gonna 0:16:57.680 --> 0:16:59.240 have to give us a little bit more detail? We're 0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:00.920 all like they gave you want listen right now? Is 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:04.760 that sorry? What was that drug and alcohol collector? What 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:05.400 does that mean? 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:10.840 I go into companies and our drug test people, so. 0:17:10.920 --> 0:17:12.240 You're getting samples. 0:17:13.280 --> 0:17:16.600 Yes, randomly, not not to sound nervous. 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:19.399 I didn't sound a bit nervous. And you're not coming 0:17:19.560 --> 0:17:24.760 to Goodwood Street. Give me to clean up and come 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:26.919 back Friday, and don't come to the New Year. I'll 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:36.000 be full of it. So are you collecting? You're collecting? 0:17:36.400 --> 0:17:38.960 So will you go into companies testing their employees? 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:40.200 Yes? 0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:43.119 I do that. Is it random or is it a 0:17:43.280 --> 0:17:43.800 sort of player? 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:48.280 No, it is all random. And companies ring at the 0:17:48.680 --> 0:17:52.840 company up and we were as collectors go in and 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:53.840 test them. 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:55.960 And how do you mean were's collectors? So what do 0:17:55.960 --> 0:17:57.959 you do? Are you in reception or they give you 0:17:58.000 --> 0:17:59.879 an office and people have to come in? You've got screen? 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:00.720 How does it work? 0:18:00.760 --> 0:18:00.960 You? 0:18:01.040 --> 0:18:01.760 The collectors? 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:07.159 We go, we actually drive to different places and we 0:18:07.320 --> 0:18:11.520 go and collect We go and test people. Whether it 0:18:11.640 --> 0:18:14.240 be oral testing, which. 0:18:14.040 --> 0:18:22.399 Is through the mail, Yeah we know that unless it's 0:18:22.400 --> 0:18:23.400 gone very badly wrong. 0:18:24.400 --> 0:18:26.880 Boat is so high they're putting their pants down. But yeah, 0:18:26.920 --> 0:18:28.600 through the mouth. It's the best way for oral, isn't it. 0:18:28.880 --> 0:18:29.080 Yeah? 0:18:29.760 --> 0:18:34.359 And we do haad testing, so yeah, we do a 0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:37.720 lot hair testing. Hair testing, yes. 0:18:37.720 --> 0:18:41.160 Marijuana, Jake, someone's nervous over there. I was just writing 0:18:41.200 --> 0:18:45.159 about hydrates and red wine. We know it's clear. We 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:48.080 don't need to test that mopsa kit every day off 0:18:48.119 --> 0:18:48.560