Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Where does the hitge Trimer fall in that category?
Speaker 3: I'm going to teach you in five easy step to it.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the cow Moon Rouge.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: Five minutes past six. Come it's the Question O'Connell show. Sorry,
Speaker 4: we'll all be distracted at the start today's show. It's
Speaker 4: a small team. Okay, we all move as one. But
Speaker 4: right now there's a producer's have to go way out
Speaker 4: in the rain because a child that works on a shows.
Speaker 4: We got to take up my backpack, so my wife
Speaker 4: the anchors, he's got nothing better that than breastfeed and
Speaker 4: drive your backpack in with three spoonfuls of butcher musy,
Speaker 4: which will apparently do you for the day.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean lucky her parents are here so that
Speaker 3: they can stay with Gordy while bank comes in.
Speaker 4: It's lucky, you go, lucky be anchor?
Speaker 2: You get can I just asertain what's happened to you?
Speaker 2: You've made? Have you made the anchor?
Speaker 3: I didn't make her rang her? When I got to work,
Speaker 3: I noticed that my bag.
Speaker 4: Was my tyrants. Don't need to make people do anything.
Speaker 4: That's because they're tyrants.
Speaker 3: I rang her and just simply said, there's a situation
Speaker 3: in here, double checking. Did I leave my backpack.
Speaker 4: At her so you woke her up?
Speaker 3: No, she was. She woke up with me this morning.
Speaker 3: She got up with me.
Speaker 2: What could possibly be in there? Important enough?
Speaker 3: Well, she said, to do that? Do you need your computer?
Speaker 3: I said not really. I could probably do it off
Speaker 3: my phone, but I will miss my smoothie. I'll be hungry.
Speaker 4: Before you're right talking to which I saw you hosting
Speaker 4: a power meeting yesterday, but we try to catch up.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't power.
Speaker 4: Meaning there was there was. There was a triangle, a
Speaker 4: trinity of power at the top of the of the
Speaker 4: of the triangle. Our friend Patsy here, I could see it. Yeah. No, no,
Speaker 4: but you look like you were. They were sat two
Speaker 4: of them were facing you. You look like you would
Speaker 4: giving them the right act. I don't want to let
Speaker 4: go of anyone. This team is strong. It would kill me.
Speaker 4: But somebody needs to step up.
Speaker 3: Only one of you will make it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, someone, and somebody to pick up my coffee tab too,
Speaker 4: because I'm not paying for you bozos. Sorry. I almost
Speaker 4: not my cross off the coffee table.
Speaker 3: Though, Speaking of which can we said that.
Speaker 4: No, we mustn't do this, No, bring it on.
Speaker 5: Bring.
Speaker 4: I watched something over the weekend and said, sometimes in
Speaker 4: life you must you must see your better angels.
Speaker 6: Everyone, No, chat, That's what I've not mentioned.
Speaker 4: It remain there are.
Speaker 3: Better age, strong, better angels.
Speaker 4: We've only got three shows left together.
Speaker 2: I can't you with this functions.
Speaker 4: No, it doesn't need to come out bad jack.
Speaker 3: No, we have no.
Speaker 6: Sick Find your better angels in there now you know.
Speaker 2: I will hound you down and we bring the.
Speaker 3: Better angels for you to everybody.
Speaker 4: Three better angels doing the show to play a song,
Speaker 4: and I want you all to come back nicer.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: I think if I rang my wife this earlier and
Speaker 4: said I forgot my backpack, she would just hang up
Speaker 4: or she'd go She did think it was something prank coal.
Speaker 4: Why are you calling me about that? You just let
Speaker 4: me that you've got to drive home or something. Do
Speaker 4: you want me to come and do the show for
Speaker 4: twenty minutes? Your lovely wife is coming with your backpack
Speaker 4: and gone back.
Speaker 3: You know why I actually forgot it because I was
Speaker 3: doing something generous for the team. We had a whole
Speaker 3: lot of leftover beer from Thanksgiving on Saturday. Couldn't fit
Speaker 3: it all in the fridge, so I bought a big
Speaker 3: cardboard box of single cans.
Speaker 2: Of beer Merry Christmas.
Speaker 4: Wow, how big is it's been? Your idea of a
Speaker 4: lot of beer is like half a camp. We can
Speaker 4: all have a look.
Speaker 3: You can see it through the studio window.
Speaker 4: There that is literally hemming a bird's beak of it.
Speaker 4: There's what's that?
Speaker 6: Two studies?
Speaker 3: It's like, get me do half an hour?
Speaker 4: Is that for?
Speaker 3: That's for the whole team?
Speaker 4: How many cans are in there? Perry count the cans?
Speaker 4: Was that four cans in an eight person team? Wow?
Speaker 4: We that is what's the point in bringing that?
Speaker 6: No, you just want to get out the fridge didn't
Speaker 6: fit in.
Speaker 3: The fruit and I guess carrying the beers to the
Speaker 3: car because I kept thinking, don't forget the beers. Don't
Speaker 3: forget the beers. You forgot them yesterday and I've left
Speaker 3: my backpack at home.
Speaker 4: Wow, we know that is really Jones. We've just told
Speaker 4: her we can even have two cans of beers from
Speaker 4: mister Jack. Thank you. Mister, two lukewarm stubbies each lovely
Speaker 4: could even steps of four Packach Patsy hold things at
Speaker 4: home with you this week?
Speaker 6: How's all good?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 7: She's loving this bike. She's got the new bike, and
Speaker 7: she's got this new found freedom going everywhere and mum
Speaker 7: and dad are two streets away.
Speaker 4: It's not her first bike, though, is it.
Speaker 7: No, it's not no, but it's like a first proper
Speaker 7: grown up bike that's you know, got all the bells
Speaker 7: and whistles.
Speaker 3: What was she on training wheels before this?
Speaker 7: Well, when she was little, she was, but she had
Speaker 7: a really bad stuck on a bike when she was
Speaker 7: like three, so it took her ages to get back
Speaker 7: on it. But anyway, she's on the bike, she's got
Speaker 7: this new found freedom, and she goes up to mom
Speaker 7: and dad, who were just two streets away. But we
Speaker 7: bought her a basket for it on Monday on the
Speaker 7: front of it and we're just let your vell crow
Speaker 7: it on and it's like she's running some sort of
Speaker 7: uber service up to grandma and granddads.
Speaker 2: So I said that.
Speaker 4: I've seen the wire. I'm pretty sure that's how some
Speaker 4: of them started dealing as well, and just started doing
Speaker 4: sort of working for gangsters. Batsy a basket on the front,
Speaker 4: I get the papers, you know, you know, getting into
Speaker 4: teens that please don't want that basket on the front.
Speaker 2: Well she does what she put in there? Well, I
Speaker 2: put a newspaper in it. I give her jobs to do.
Speaker 4: Go throw the that's half an hour ticked off. The
Speaker 4: find you miss have living out there was lobbing that paper,
Speaker 4: some confused old age year old? Is that our granddaughter?
Speaker 7: She wants any excuse to run up to mom and
Speaker 7: Dad's because when she goes up, she always comes.
Speaker 2: Back with a lolly or a pack of lollies or biscuits.
Speaker 4: I guess like you said as well, it's it's it's freedom,
Speaker 4: isn't it. You know it's I can sure shot redemption
Speaker 4: when he's out there in the rain for any excuses,
Speaker 4: is to escape the compound that Pats has got locked up.
Speaker 7: You know what, I'm feeling very funky about today about
Speaker 7: what you said, No, I don't like secrets.
Speaker 2: It come out.
Speaker 4: I did not say no, not wasn't you?
Speaker 2: It was these two chick and reo. We can't continue.
Speaker 2: We can till it comes.
Speaker 4: Nothing is coming out.
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Speaker 3: I didn't go to the gym yeesterday. But I've got
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Speaker 4: we got here, Donna, Good morning, Donna.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Christian, Good morning morning.
Speaker 4: It sounds like you're aready on your way to work.
Speaker 10: I am.
Speaker 11: I worked for an insurance further, so give it a
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Speaker 4: And why is that they got uncomfortable with chairs? You
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Speaker 12: The chances beautiful?
Speaker 13: But I'm trying to calm people down, really yeah, you know,
Speaker 13: Hans over the computer and just trying to.
Speaker 11: Calm people down and give them a better day than
Speaker 11: they had.
Speaker 4: I bet you're brilliantly your job, Donner. How long you
Speaker 4: been working there?
Speaker 11: I've been only working there at you It used to
Speaker 11: be a COVID nurse. Now you still cod tisty?
Speaker 6: Do you have you ever?
Speaker 4: Have you ever, bloody hell? Have you ever done a
Speaker 4: job that wasn't quite on the frontline COVID nurse and
Speaker 4: now be angry and scared and worried and very triggered.
Speaker 13: That's not for me.
Speaker 4: No, you're not all those people. You're always there. All right.
Speaker 6: Well listen, Donna, we're going to send you two bottles.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Shows, thank you very much. I have a lovely Christmas dinner.
Speaker 14: Thanks saving you.
Speaker 4: Bye, bass is he lovely? Very good.
Speaker 6: Let's go to Simone. Good morning, Simon, good morning.
Speaker 11: I need.
Speaker 4: I can't hear a word. Sorry someone, We'll try again
Speaker 4: in a minute. It's going to Sue.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Sue, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 15: How are you?
Speaker 6: I'm good Sue. So you're on your way to work.
Speaker 6: What do you do, Sue, I'm an operating room.
Speaker 4: This a busy, busy, busy job. You're doing an important one.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much for what you do on your
Speaker 4: team as well.
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 15: Yeah, we're absolutely frantic at the moment. Everybody's wearing their
Speaker 15: surgery dumb prior of Christmas, so we're very busy at
Speaker 15: see a bottle of ride up to be fantastic, to
Speaker 15: have a bath at night and even have one of
Speaker 15: those foot baths, the unreal.
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll send you too, all right, Sue. Oh fan,
Speaker 4: I have a lovely Christmas. You have a good day, Thank
Speaker 4: you very much. Just go to Margaret good morning match,
Speaker 4: Hey going, Yeah, I'm good Margaret.
Speaker 6: Are you at work or you're on your way to it?
Speaker 6: What's the story Margaret?
Speaker 16: Yeah, no, I'm just about to do my safety chick
Speaker 16: on my bus.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Are you bus ring to take it out?
Speaker 1: Say again?
Speaker 4: You obviously a bus driver that was stealing it?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and yes you are a bus riverall.
Speaker 6: I am a bus Yeah.
Speaker 4: And what's the route you're on this morning? What number
Speaker 4: bus you're driving?
Speaker 13: I drive from school?
Speaker 4: Oh? I see how many kids you got to pick up?
Speaker 11: It can vary from a bit nineteen till the twenty eight?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you enjoy that? Is it lively on the bus?
Speaker 4: They're all tired and moody in the morning.
Speaker 9: Oh no, that's the afternoon when they've been at school
Speaker 9: all day.
Speaker 4: They're all broken by school, all that learning. And what
Speaker 4: are they like in the morning? Are they? Are they good? Fun?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 5: They good?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 16: And at the moment I've decorated my buffcation that you've
Speaker 16: got Christmas decorations, the red and black naughty elf.
Speaker 7: Elves, you know, December one usually Rosy. We have an
Speaker 7: elf called Rosie and she comes. And how they're designed
Speaker 7: is to watch the kids do the right thing, so
Speaker 7: Santra will come and a lad touch them and they
Speaker 7: get up to all sorts of mischief.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, but that's typical, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Strange sort of aggressive thing to say the kids, we
Speaker 4: don't trust you, so we've got this mystical thing to
Speaker 4: watch you and punish you if you don't. Lovely stuff,
Speaker 4: lovely custom. That nice the kids, Savannah, Big Eye in
Speaker 4: the Sky, Georgia ninety four, blood it more Savellans please, Dad.
Speaker 6: Let's trust control more fit by control.
Speaker 16: All right, Yeah, I've got camerage in the bus too,
Speaker 16: so we can watch.
Speaker 4: I don't need to know. All right, Margaret, we're sending
Speaker 4: you some bath soaks.
Speaker 16: Oh you're a darling, and I hope we all you
Speaker 16: guys have.
Speaker 6: A good Christmas suit and you Margaret, take care.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Did not mean to play that one one vibe, wrong vibe,
Speaker 4: wrong vibe is going away for the weekend. My wife,
Speaker 4: My mind's elsewhere, guys. Muscle soaks, that's what it's. Muscle soaks.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, you have thirty bottles left of our
Speaker 4: rad ox. Muscle soaks soaks away all those aches and pains, Christian,
Speaker 4: can I have some? I'm a chippy about to spend
Speaker 4: today hard labor in the mud and the rain all
Speaker 4: day and the rest of this week. Any chance I
Speaker 4: can get one of the rad ocks muscle soaks soak
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Speaker 4: lies right now, Simone, good morning. We're trying, Simone again,
Speaker 4: never leave record of morning. There you go. Thank you
Speaker 4: very much for pulllling over. I hope it doesn't mean
Speaker 4: it's going to be late for work today.
Speaker 8: Okay, not at all, gotcha.
Speaker 3: We try.
Speaker 4: We'll try now, Simone. What do you do? What do
Speaker 4: you do?
Speaker 11: I'm a nurse Christian. However, I need a bottle of
Speaker 11: rocks for my fourteen year old daughter Rosie, who's currently
Speaker 11: participating in the Great Victorian by Acride, and he is
Speaker 11: going to need it when she gets home.
Speaker 4: So tell us about the Great Victorian bike Ride. How
Speaker 4: many CA's is she doing?
Speaker 16: She'll be doing.
Speaker 11: Around five hundred and fifty kilometers day. Hell participating with
Speaker 11: the school group. However, it's with a big organization called
Speaker 11: Bicycle Network who run this amazing event every year. So yeah,
Speaker 11: she's lucky enough to be out there riding from all
Speaker 11: bost to one Sage over the week and I pick
Speaker 11: her up Sunday morning and the plan is to pop
Speaker 11: her in a raido sta.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you really will be picking up as well. You'll
Speaker 4: need tongs. That is quite an effort, one amazing thing
Speaker 4: she's gonna be part of five hundred and fifty k's.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's pretty a big event beg
Speaker 11: under taking, but I think it'll be a greater achievement.
Speaker 4: And so she's been training for the last couple of weeks,
Speaker 4: a couple of months.
Speaker 12: Yeah, the school have.
Speaker 11: Done maybe five rights over a number of weekends.
Speaker 9: Other than that, when.
Speaker 4: You're at the Olympics, I don't go. Yeah, I won't
Speaker 4: really a cup of rides in five or six now
Speaker 4: that it's called medal. It's been out a couple of
Speaker 4: times at the weekend for half an hour.
Speaker 3: Michael filmed for you train literally every day five years before.
Speaker 4: The aliens come to get you. Well, listen, Sue, I'll
Speaker 4: tell you what was and you a couple of bottles,
Speaker 4: okay for your daughter and for you as well, and
Speaker 4: the aliens who are trying to zap.
Speaker 3: You up at the moment.
Speaker 4: Sorry, she's gone, gone, all right, bet you. I have
Speaker 4: a lovely Christmas.
Speaker 11: Merry Christmas to you, Jack and Patty. Lovely thing.
Speaker 3: Thanks, thank you.
Speaker 4: In my mind, I want the score right. All those
Speaker 4: kids are on one big long bike. I know you
Speaker 4: can have a tandem where there's like a couple of
Speaker 4: I want thirty kids and a teacher on the front
Speaker 4: and back. What's the longest bike you could get. I
Speaker 4: hope they're all just doing that? How would you turn
Speaker 4: such a thing? All right, Martine? Good morning, Good morning?
Speaker 13: How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good Martin. Welcome to the show. So you'd like
Speaker 4: some Radox muscle soaks.
Speaker 13: I really do, because I do a lot of traveling.
Speaker 13: I'm a drug and alcohol collector and I do a
Speaker 13: lot of traveling all over Victoria.
Speaker 4: Now, listen, water White, what do you mean You're gonna
Speaker 4: have to give us a little bit more detail? We're
Speaker 4: all like they gave you want listen right now? Is
Speaker 4: that sorry? What was that drug and alcohol collector? What
Speaker 4: does that mean?
Speaker 13: I go into companies and our drug test people, so.
Speaker 3: You're getting samples.
Speaker 6: Yes, randomly, not not to sound nervous.
Speaker 4: I didn't sound a bit nervous. And you're not coming
Speaker 4: to Goodwood Street. Give me to clean up and come
Speaker 4: back Friday, and don't come to the New Year. I'll
Speaker 4: be full of it. So are you collecting? You're collecting?
Speaker 6: So will you go into companies testing their employees?
Speaker 13: Yes?
Speaker 4: I do that. Is it random or is it a
Speaker 4: sort of player?
Speaker 13: No, it is all random. And companies ring at the
Speaker 13: company up and we were as collectors go in and
Speaker 13: test them.
Speaker 4: And how do you mean were's collectors? So what do
Speaker 4: you do? Are you in reception or they give you
Speaker 4: an office and people have to come in? You've got screen?
Speaker 4: How does it work?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 4: The collectors?
Speaker 13: We go, we actually drive to different places and we
Speaker 13: go and collect We go and test people. Whether it
Speaker 13: be oral testing, which.
Speaker 4: Is through the mail, Yeah we know that unless it's
Speaker 4: gone very badly wrong.
Speaker 6: Boat is so high they're putting their pants down. But yeah,
Speaker 6: through the mouth. It's the best way for oral, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 13: And we do haad testing, so yeah, we do a
Speaker 13: lot hair testing. Hair testing, yes.
Speaker 4: Marijuana, Jake, someone's nervous over there. I was just writing
Speaker 4: about hydrates and red wine. We know it's clear. We
Speaker 4: don't need to test that mopsa kit every day off
Speaker 4: his noggin.
Speaker 3: It's muscle.
Speaker 6: So yes, all right, well they said we're sending you
Speaker 6: some bar soaps.
Speaker 13: Okay, okay, not a problem, Thank you.
Speaker 4: Thank you. Get photo. We have a pull up at
Speaker 4: the car. We'll leave by the back door.
Speaker 14: Have we got here, Rocky, yes, Rockie, great name, Hi,
Speaker 14: Hi Christian Hybourne.
Speaker 9: There you go. I'm fifty eight. I'm a piano mover.
Speaker 9: I'm a removalist, so I definitely need a radox for
Speaker 9: me at the end of the week.
Speaker 4: Oh bloody hell. So you're moving pianos all day, every day.
Speaker 9: All day every day, move four to five pianos a day.
Speaker 9: We basically move. The heaviest piano is called a pianola,
Speaker 9: that weighs nearly five hundred and fifty kilos. We take
Speaker 9: pianos upstairs, We crane pianos, We do all sorts, and
Speaker 9: same with furniture removals. I've had a company for nearly
Speaker 9: thirty six years, company in Adelaide and Company in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: And how do you I thought the grand piano was
Speaker 4: the heaviest one.
Speaker 9: No, a pianola. Yes, we do have grand pianos, electric
Speaker 9: grand pianos, but the pi andole is probably the heaviest
Speaker 9: piano that you could you could move.
Speaker 4: And how on earth do you get into specialize in
Speaker 4: moving pianos.
Speaker 9: I've been doing this for a very very long time.
Speaker 9: You've got to have very you've got to be very
Speaker 9: experienced piano mover. Oh yes, very very expensive. But I've
Speaker 9: moved many many pianos and the experience that I have.
Speaker 9: You know, we we we we love doing them. We
Speaker 9: love looking after customers, we love keeping customers happy, making
Speaker 9: sure that they get the job properly done and always
Speaker 9: always happy.
Speaker 4: Have you done any famous people's pianos over the years.
Speaker 9: I've done. I think I've done some not not famous,
Speaker 9: but yeah, yeah, we moved some very expensive pianos. I
Speaker 9: think the heavy the most expensive piano I've moved was
Speaker 9: I think that was worth a being about chwandred and
Speaker 9: fifty thousands of crystal crystal.
Speaker 4: Pianos and you have a drop.
Speaker 9: One touch wood. No, no, I've been very very lucky.
Speaker 9: You know, we've had some post calls, but no, no,
Speaker 9: we're like I said, we're we're really experienced. I'm very experienced.
Speaker 9: My guys are very experienced in what we do. And
Speaker 9: because we move a lot of pianos, we get that
Speaker 9: we have that experience to do it.
Speaker 4: Experience is the key word here and sponsored by this
Speaker 4: phone call. Now, what's the name of your business? Is
Speaker 4: it experienced piano? Take a drink? Take a sip of
Speaker 4: a drink every time. It's an experience. No way without that,
Speaker 4: lady back to.
Speaker 3: Test us, It says experience on the side of the truck. Experience, Pierre,
Speaker 3: No pianols please.
Speaker 4: I'm going to sup arrival called amateur piano mover half
Speaker 4: the price. What's the name of the company.
Speaker 9: Melbourne Piano Movers. And in Adelaide we're called Angel's Furniture Removals.
Speaker 6: Why angels there and not angels here?
Speaker 4: Why don't you sort of conglomerate or bring it all together,
Speaker 4: merge and be angels one day?
Speaker 9: I will, I will, but I love to be different.
Speaker 9: I love to have something over there in Adelaide.
Speaker 4: Why not a little bit over there, A little bit
Speaker 4: over here. Yeah, tickle the ivories over there, tickle the
Speaker 4: ivories here. Experience a lot of experience. No rookies lift
Speaker 4: on our pianos.
Speaker 9: You got it, baby, if you if you guys have
Speaker 9: any pianos.
Speaker 4: To move, I almost wish I did, just to see
Speaker 4: you guys, all this experience, all this mastery. You've got
Speaker 4: just to move out of regard and then come back
Speaker 4: in again the block.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we can always, we can always bring one for you.
Speaker 9: No problems are all.
Speaker 6: Okay, just a pointless exercise.
Speaker 4: Bring one up second.
Speaker 9: Four yep, no problems.
Speaker 4: All right, rocky, lovely chat to you mate. We send
Speaker 4: you a couple of bottles. Okay, have a great Christmas
Speaker 4: you too. Thank you so much, guys, Thank you buddy.
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Speaker 4: I was thinking how there should be some kind of
Speaker 4: app where if you want to know where the houses
Speaker 4: are that've already done their Christmas decorations. Some people must
Speaker 4: take ages, I mean hours and hours to do these
Speaker 4: amazing displays you see, and when you drive by in
Speaker 4: the evening and it's all it's up and illuminated, it
Speaker 4: cheers you up. We know you know the Christmas is coming.
Speaker 4: And I saw a place yesterday and I thought, this morning,
Speaker 4: let's try and make a note of what houses do
Speaker 4: you tell us where they are? Because if you live
Speaker 4: nearby somebody, you'll know exactly where it is. Share it
Speaker 4: with everyone this morning, because if you've got young kids,
Speaker 4: you might want to take them out this weekend. See
Speaker 4: all these illuminated houses. I do a very basic thing
Speaker 4: that is so basic if you drove by. What I
Speaker 4: do is I put some of those lights alarnd the gutter.
Speaker 4: That takes half a day for me. Right, you'd have
Speaker 4: to stare at that for an hour to see those lights.
Speaker 4: But that's still half a day. Moving that ladder a
Speaker 4: couple of times. You try and shuff with you that
Speaker 4: lean over and go, I'm stretching too far here? Are
Speaker 4: you going to put any up this year?
Speaker 3: You maybe feel like I should now should.
Speaker 4: Love this second Christmas.
Speaker 3: We will dress the tree indoors.
Speaker 4: Very wow, it's to my window. We will dress the tree.
Speaker 4: Really pushed the phone out. This year's scrooge of human
Speaker 4: kindness just paus out this guy. It's all right, I
Speaker 4: will do in twenty years from now, you know, go
Speaker 4: through his phone. And this was in the first couple
Speaker 4: of years. It's the sister's an empty tree. What do
Speaker 4: you do anything? Yeah, I stand on this. What do
Speaker 4: you do? Perats? But you doing an amazing displant.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the love God's been up on the ladder.
Speaker 7: So we've got two lights of white fairy lights right
Speaker 7: across the front of the house. Any colored ones, yes,
Speaker 7: And he has added there's an addition this year of
Speaker 7: colored ones on top of the white fairy ones.
Speaker 3: The people in the street will be so excited. All
Speaker 3: a lot of the people.
Speaker 2: In our court do it.
Speaker 4: Jack.
Speaker 7: We've all got lights, and there's grain kids and little
Speaker 7: kids that absolutely love it.
Speaker 3: And then that's great.
Speaker 4: And have you got the one I always like is
Speaker 4: one where the snowman moves as you go past.
Speaker 7: Oh, we have got a big inflatable Santa. He's about
Speaker 7: five foot, but we're not sure how we're going to
Speaker 7: put him up.
Speaker 2: No, it's not tacky.
Speaker 4: Christmas spirit, just Tacky's great.
Speaker 2: We've got a great one near us. Can I plug it?
Speaker 4: Because when do you ever ask my permission for anything?
Speaker 7: This guy, the man that does it, the local resident
Speaker 7: is in a Loma Avenue, A Loma Avenue, a l
Speaker 7: I m A in window.
Speaker 4: Millet and get pin. This is already used to be there,
Speaker 4: always insisting you go, get go and get pin right
Speaker 4: down their dress.
Speaker 7: Idiots a Loma Avenue. And this man does a phenomenal
Speaker 7: thing for the local community.
Speaker 4: See the local resident you just spoke of, yes, reader,
Speaker 4: the local resident Loma Avenue.
Speaker 2: Loma pin A Loma.
Speaker 7: He even has a train, a kiddy train out the front,
Speaker 7: and he's got toys in it, and he's got a projector.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, he's got a projector up and music.
Speaker 7: He's got like windows boxes with windows, like looking through
Speaker 7: windows that he erects every Christmas with nativity different like
Speaker 7: four or five different Nativity scenes.
Speaker 3: The kids can get on the train and.
Speaker 2: Taken. He does it every year and he gives out
Speaker 2: the family, gives.
Speaker 4: Out lollies, gift everyone.
Speaker 2: He does it every year.
Speaker 4: He should be awards' the best and fairest of Melbourne
Speaker 4: of all the lights.
Speaker 7: So it will do all this and he just you
Speaker 7: can tell, he just gets so much joy. And there's
Speaker 7: another area out at Point cook Santander Crescent, ironically Santander
Speaker 7: and the whole court gets involved. And there's even a house,
Speaker 7: a double story place, and they do like a disco
Speaker 7: and the lights are set to the music and they
Speaker 7: I think it's on the top of each hour.
Speaker 4: They will do like a show's house.
Speaker 7: Someone's house, and then another family comes out and does
Speaker 7: a dance like they're all dressed.
Speaker 2: Up every like extreme.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they get right into it. It's fantastic that west,
Speaker 7: isn't it the.
Speaker 4: Yeah setting that kids come back down another performance?
Speaker 2: And can I also, while I'm on my spiel.
Speaker 4: Here, it's seven point fifteen, it's really.
Speaker 2: Important our local c FE.
Speaker 7: Every Christmas Eve, they will go around the local streets
Speaker 7: and give out bags of lollies to the kids. So
Speaker 7: see if I volunteers giving up their Christmas Eve, and
Speaker 7: they start at like three in the afternoon and go
Speaker 7: up to maybe seven or eight at night, giving up
Speaker 7: their Christmas Eve with their families, just spread joy and
Speaker 7: lollies to the local kids. So wind and vale Werribee,
Speaker 7: thank you. You do it every year, and I think
Speaker 7: that you should be applauded.
Speaker 2: You're amazing.
Speaker 4: Good on them. Patsy all right, nine four we'll leave
Speaker 4: us Jack nine, make room for Patsy always nine for
Speaker 4: one four one o four three? Does wall just pick one?
Speaker 4: Actually just pick one? No, yeah or five? Just walk
Speaker 4: us round the suburb. Old man Morrissey does it on
Speaker 4: the hour. The lady down the roads got a train
Speaker 4: get nine four one four. Regret even coming up with
Speaker 4: this idea. None Christmas one for three if you're still listening,
Speaker 4: and tell us about that houses in your area. They've
Speaker 4: got great Christmas tree lights up already.
Speaker 1: Well Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Every morning of the Grand Final, I'll always watch what
Speaker 4: Fox Sports do. They go down to the Yarra and
Speaker 4: they do the longest kick, right. It's great fun. It
Speaker 4: feels like it's a countdown to the Grand Final and
Speaker 4: Chief and Andrew Gray's do a great job down there as
Speaker 4: all the various kick is try and kick, very simple idea.
Speaker 4: Can they just get the share on the other side
Speaker 4: of the earra? I think since they've been doing it
Speaker 4: for quite a few years now, no one's actually done it.
Speaker 4: They can get around fifty meters fifty five, but no
Speaker 4: one has actually kicked a ball the other side of
Speaker 4: the Yarra. So I'm watching it and thinking, I wonder
Speaker 4: if someone could actually knock a tennis ball all the
Speaker 4: way over from one side of the yerra to the other.
Speaker 4: And we went to the AO and they've given us
Speaker 4: a pair of tickets, right. They love this idea. The
Speaker 4: longest serve they've given us a pair of tickets to
Speaker 4: the men's final in the new year of the Australian Open. Now,
Speaker 4: in case you think this is too organized for us,
Speaker 4: few little distamers. There a few t's and c's. You
Speaker 4: obviously can't just start whacking tennis balls from one side
Speaker 4: of the Yarraw to the other side of the era
Speaker 4: in the morning.
Speaker 6: People are rowing, people are jogging.
Speaker 4: You can't just behave by that. So in a city
Speaker 4: that loves permits, we've applied for a permit. I'm not
Speaker 4: sure what the permit we need is to whack tennis
Speaker 4: balls right across the hour, but whatever that permit is,
Speaker 4: it's in process.
Speaker 3: We just downloaded a pdf off the website. Oh you
Speaker 3: want to hit a tennis ball across the river? Yeah,
Speaker 3: section seven D.
Speaker 4: So it's pending at the moment. We've got to wait
Speaker 4: a while. However, full steam ahead. So the question today
Speaker 4: is do you reckon? You could whack a tennis ball
Speaker 4: from one side of the Yarraw to the other. It's
Speaker 4: about seventy meters. Now, some of you might be also
Speaker 4: concerned about the wildlife that actually live in the river
Speaker 4: as well. Don't worry, Jack will be in a small
Speaker 4: little boat, and we'll be fishing out all.
Speaker 3: The balls, all tennis balls will be collecting.
Speaker 4: Yes, no tennis balls will be left in the yarraw.
Speaker 4: So can you whack a tennis ball from one side
Speaker 4: of the era to the other the winner? If someone
Speaker 4: can do this, do we actually perassly? Do you think
Speaker 4: someone could do it?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 7: It's a long way it is, but someone with a
Speaker 7: good backhand?
Speaker 3: Would you backhand it? I would go overhead?
Speaker 2: I think whatever is the most powerful shot?
Speaker 4: Do you think someone could do it?
Speaker 3: I think it's tough, but I'm terrible at tennis, so
Speaker 3: I have no idea.
Speaker 4: Do you need to be very good at tennis? Surely
Speaker 4: you just need to to whack it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to do it.
Speaker 4: Do you wonder why Jack went quiet? He was simply
Speaker 4: just hitting air.
Speaker 3: I think it will be easier than a kick. I
Speaker 3: think you could hit it longer than you hear.
Speaker 4: Kid, Yes, but people are going to get nervous anyway.
Speaker 4: Do you think you could hit a tennis ball over
Speaker 4: the era? Nine? Four one four one o four three
Speaker 4: for grabs and tickets to go to the AO Men's Final.
Speaker 1: Car you're listening to the Christian Okyl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: So do you think you could smash the tennis ball
Speaker 4: over the era? That's all going to be testing out
Speaker 4: in the new year, up for grabs, tickets to be
Speaker 4: one amazing prize, go to the final of the men's
Speaker 4: tennis at the Open. You just need to smash the
Speaker 4: tennis ball over the era. So are we talking about
Speaker 4: a serve or any technique if they want to do
Speaker 4: under armored to smash.
Speaker 3: I think a serve overhead makes it harder than the
Speaker 3: underm lob. So I think we should go to serve.
Speaker 6: All right, nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 4: If you reckoned, you could do.
Speaker 6: This, Fiona.
Speaker 13: Yes, Christian, Hi.
Speaker 4: You sound like a keen contender, Fiona.
Speaker 7: I am.
Speaker 11: I am an ex softball champion, and I have got
Speaker 11: an arm that can throw and swing and hit that
Speaker 11: ball across seventy plus meters.
Speaker 6: Sounds like you've got no there's no doubt in your mind.
Speaker 15: Oh no, there is no doubt.
Speaker 8: There is no doubt.
Speaker 11: I'm going to smash this one.
Speaker 4: Softboard obviously one thing, but a tennis board a different thing.
Speaker 4: If you tried to smash the baard as far as
Speaker 4: it can go.
Speaker 13: Oh, tennis bat has has a bout, not a problems.
Speaker 10: This I got this.
Speaker 6: You definitely won the contenders, Fiona.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
Speaker 6: Let's go to Emma good Onring Emma Morning, Emma.
Speaker 4: So you reckon you could smash the tennis ball over
Speaker 4: the yarra seventy meters.
Speaker 11: Not myself, but I'm dubbing in my husband.
Speaker 4: What's his form in this? How do you think he'd
Speaker 4: be great?
Speaker 10: Uh, he's actually a tennis coach, so I'm presuming he'd
Speaker 10: be able to do it.
Speaker 4: This is what we're going to have, every single tennis
Speaker 4: coach in Melbourne queuing up in those great legs, those
Speaker 4: little short shorts. They trot around in a ummy mummies
Speaker 4: and stuff like that, sunting up behind them working on
Speaker 4: their swing. I've seen you at the club.
Speaker 3: They didn't quite make the elite level of tennis show
Speaker 3: up all.
Speaker 6: The old heroes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why aren't you playing at the Open? Came around
Speaker 4: the river bank, sir.
Speaker 6: So do you think your husband will be able to
Speaker 6: smash it over the arrow?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 8: I hope.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 8: I've been trying to concert tickets for two weeks, but
Speaker 8: tennis tickets will be time.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, that'll be fine.
Speaker 3: It's Paul, Emma's husband, is it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, Oh is that him? Let's try to see
Speaker 4: if we can get hold of Paul right now.
Speaker 1: Paul.
Speaker 5: Yes, good morning everybody.
Speaker 4: Sorry if we're working you up. Paul, we've got your
Speaker 4: We we went chating to your wife. She reckons that
Speaker 4: you'll be able to hit a tennis ball over the yarrow.
Speaker 4: We're thinking about doing this in the new year. We've
Speaker 4: got pair of tickets to go to the Australian Open
Speaker 4: Men's final recording it the longest serve. Do you think
Speaker 4: that actually someone could do it?
Speaker 5: I'm sure I'd have a crack and I'm sure someone
Speaker 5: will be able to do it, perhaps not with a
Speaker 5: serve that I reckon aforehand.
Speaker 4: Marke get it there, Yeah, seventy meters. Do you think
Speaker 4: it's actually easier than we think?
Speaker 5: No, it's difficult. Brand new ball could tennis racket. It'll
Speaker 5: go close, But no, it's not as easy as everyone thinks.
Speaker 4: I don't know what you think the budget is. Take
Speaker 4: out pretty good tennis racket cheap. We're going to Salvos
Speaker 4: a week before. There's old wooded ones that are in
Speaker 4: that frame and dunelop original Please for us.
Speaker 3: Where the rackets the size of a saucer and they
Speaker 3: were tiny.
Speaker 4: Yes, table tennis bats is what you're going to be,
Speaker 4: all right, So Paul, we'll put you down as a
Speaker 4: contender for this.
Speaker 5: Yes, I mean, I'd like to throw the challenge to
Speaker 5: every Melbourne tennis coach out.
Speaker 4: I love it. I love it.
Speaker 6: Pro to pro tell you every coach in the land
Speaker 6: is going to be queuing up for this.
Speaker 4: Amando, good morning, Amando, Yes, I am Amando. So you reckon,
Speaker 4: you could smell you reckon, you could smash it over
Speaker 4: the air at tennis ball.
Speaker 9: Basic cake put my house on.
Speaker 4: Oh hey, now, now, why do you say piece of cake?
Speaker 4: You're good tennis player. You've tried someone like this before.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, tried all those silly things as a tennis player.
Speaker 9: And you know who can hit it and who can
Speaker 9: you can throw a racket the furthest that's another great
Speaker 9: competition over the yard.
Speaker 4: Maybe we do this. Do we need to put another
Speaker 4: permit or is it just throw anything over the garl
Speaker 4: Once you've got that permit, chuck anything you on the toast,
Speaker 4: over the shoes, over the app A whole week down
Speaker 4: there each day, is it differently. We throw it across
Speaker 4: the great on hear Amando.
Speaker 1: I love it Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: That's this is our last week with you guys. We're
Speaker 4: asking you grown ups what do you actually want for Christmas?
Speaker 4: It's always about family Christmas and it is the season
Speaker 4: of giving. But actually, what would you love for Christmas?
Speaker 4: Simple question? And wow, we thousands of different answers right
Speaker 4: now in my inbox. It's a joy going through what
Speaker 4: you'll want for Christmas? So let's play Santa right now,
Speaker 4: team and grants some wishes now, I mean sewet's Christian.
Speaker 4: I've injured myself at work now work cover for a
Speaker 4: nasty back injury means sad. The income has dropped to
Speaker 4: Christmas little a little word tough for me and the boys.
Speaker 4: So I've got a nine year old son and a
Speaker 4: ten year old I'd simply love the gift of a
Speaker 4: real Christmas tree that we can all decorate. NOI of
Speaker 4: course we can do that. We'll get you some extra
Speaker 4: bits as well, don't know me. I hope you will
Speaker 4: get better in the new year and have a great
Speaker 4: turn next year. Yes, Christina Hill, Christian, Actually all I
Speaker 4: want is a matching toaster and kettle. Christine, I swear
Speaker 4: to Robert Ean S. He said yes sand to rob
Speaker 4: Ian S. Yes you can have a matching toaster and kettle.
Speaker 4: Good morning Christian, Jack and Patsy. This is Karen. All
Speaker 4: I want for Christmas is perfume. I've got three teenage
Speaker 4: boys who will never ever get me this. It's a
Speaker 4: tiny little pleasure Christian, but I've never ever treat myself
Speaker 4: to this. It's all about providing for them this year.
Speaker 4: I simply would love some. Yes, Keemit's warehouse. Will we
Speaker 4: get you some? They got their fantastic fragrance sale on
Speaker 4: at the moment, crazy prices, Karen, Yes you can. This
Speaker 4: is from Joe in Mount Martha, wanting a Christian and
Speaker 4: merry Christmas to you and the team. Here's to her
Speaker 4: another quality year of radio. Why not? Yeahlet's all it
Speaker 4: is that crazy time of the year. Yeah, yeah, definly hype. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'd love a thirty meter retractable garden hose.
Speaker 3: I love my retractable garden hose. Once you go retractable,
Speaker 3: you will go back.
Speaker 4: It is a joy. It's like the vacuum, you know,
Speaker 4: those ones where you can stand on and it pulls
Speaker 4: it in. That's what they should do with the umbilical
Speaker 4: cords when babies are born. I don't have a thirty
Speaker 4: meter one, but yeah, we'll get you a thirty meter
Speaker 4: retractable garden hose. And that's what you want for Christmas, Joe.
Speaker 4: Who's to get in the way that enjoy? Genuinely? Is
Speaker 4: there are things that that are not that expensive that
Speaker 4: actually are an everyday humdrum game changer. That retractable hose?
Speaker 4: Is it for me? If you're a dog owner, sometimes
Speaker 4: the dogs, you know, they do a dodo in the
Speaker 4: garden and it's it's it doesn't it's not an easy
Speaker 4: one to pick up.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it hasn't said proper.
Speaker 4: I get the hose out and wash it into the
Speaker 4: garden and soil nature. Mother, Uh, you have this nourish
Speaker 4: when you came. Oh, thanks to my retractable hose. And
Speaker 4: then I just drop it my drop hose, drop on
Speaker 4: the garden and does it all for me? Dis ante?
Speaker 4: Can I have moving boxes for Christmas? We're moving this
Speaker 4: year and I can't get hold of free ones. They
Speaker 4: all cost quite a lot of money. Yes, we give
Speaker 4: you some moving boxes, Michelle. And then this is an
Speaker 4: interesting one. Lady called Melanie dropped into my inbox yesterday,
Speaker 4: slid rod in there phonto of her and she needs
Speaker 4: some help to complete I can only describe as a
Speaker 4: work of art on her arm. Let's cool her up
Speaker 4: right now and say that. Yep, we give her the
Speaker 4: money to complete this work of art, a very unique tattoo.
Speaker 4: She's a grandmother.
Speaker 8: Hello, Melanie, Hi, how are you.
Speaker 6: I'm going Melanie, So you're live on gold right now?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: Okay, Hi, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: For emailing me yesterday. That's all right, amazing tattoo. Tell
Speaker 4: everyone listening right now. So you've got granddaughters.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I've got on forty seven and some young grandma
Speaker 8: very proud, a two year old and seven weeks old granddaughters.
Speaker 4: Well we and so on your arm. You sent me
Speaker 4: a picture of your arm. There's a it looks like
Speaker 4: a completed tattoo already.
Speaker 8: It looks like it.
Speaker 5: That's not.
Speaker 16: So.
Speaker 8: I had so many other ideas, but there was other
Speaker 8: things that needed to come first. So yeah, let's finished.
Speaker 4: There all right now. Tell everyone listening because it'll be
Speaker 4: dying to know what is the tattoo? To sort of
Speaker 4: have something permanent on you that celebrates your love for
Speaker 4: your granddaughters.
Speaker 8: So the mum is a weekend and she practices the magic.
Speaker 8: She makes her own creams and balms and all that
Speaker 8: sort of stuff. And we call my granddaughter's little witches.
Speaker 8: So there's two little witches.
Speaker 4: So your daughter is a weekend witch, a wicked wicked
Speaker 4: mean Now week in witch is a white witch. Isn't
Speaker 4: that right?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 3: I love the idea. Just a week we obviously Friday, yeah.
Speaker 6: But on the weekend I get the broom out and
Speaker 6: the cape and the black cat.
Speaker 3: Taking all the way again.
Speaker 8: I went up one day there was a little cauldron
Speaker 8: going with some bat wings and all that sort of
Speaker 8: stuff around it.
Speaker 4: So are you are you joking? You mean actual?
Speaker 8: But actual? Yeah? What would you get those in the countries?
Speaker 4: Do those in cultural internationals? They show on our British
Speaker 4: food bat wings?
Speaker 8: Yeah, she's they was in the country, so all sorts
Speaker 8: of stuff they get.
Speaker 4: So those bat wings in cauldrons, can you? I feel
Speaker 4: like back Winston Nights bat wings. So the tattoo then
Speaker 4: I'm looking at it's two witches on moons.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, So one of them, one of my granddaughters
Speaker 8: is quite chunky, she's the little one.
Speaker 3: She was born.
Speaker 4: She's only they're not chunky. They just got that, you
Speaker 4: know that.
Speaker 3: You yeah, that's a little baby fat.
Speaker 4: On the put.
Speaker 6: Underneath a chunky one.
Speaker 8: She was nearly ten pounds, so we call her the
Speaker 8: chunky babe. And then Rhiannon's quite petite. So we've got
Speaker 8: one witch that's a little bit more voluptuous and one
Speaker 8: that's a little bit swimmer, and one that's got sass.
Speaker 4: And one than the other. They're back wings. Now, the
Speaker 4: the way that these are who don't mind me saying this,
Speaker 4: but the way of these witches are dressed is it's
Speaker 4: like the outfits are from risk I was going to
Speaker 4: say sexy Land, which is but you say Risks and
Speaker 4: and and what's the thinking with that?
Speaker 8: I just I did a lot of looking at pictures
Speaker 8: and stuff and just put little bits together. And I
Speaker 8: still wanted it to be when they're a little bit older,
Speaker 8: not baby ish.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's definitely not.
Speaker 9: Really sick.
Speaker 3: So what's missing from the tunne because it looks like
Speaker 3: a fully.
Speaker 8: A jumper, you know, I want to put a little caldron,
Speaker 8: a little back flying around, a spider in a web
Speaker 8: and just a bit of background, so.
Speaker 6: We listen. We would love to finish this work of art.
Speaker 4: What an amazing nanny you are this landmar f Yes, Grandma,
Speaker 4: we have to have your grandma arm completed. It's a
Speaker 4: work of artists. A susteine chapel on your left arm there, Melanie, Yes,
Speaker 4: it's please send me another photo. I can't get enough
Speaker 4: of your army mind box and seeing anything like it.
Speaker 4: It's wonderful. It's ononder if you obviously a very very
Speaker 4: proud grandmother. I am you awesome? Where you all have
Speaker 4: a lovely Christmas? Okay, thank you you too, take care.
Speaker 4: So that was Melanie's answer to what do you want
Speaker 4: for Christmas? Joan is retractable host and a couple of
Speaker 4: risque witches on Grandma's You need to see the tattoo
Speaker 4: we're put up on our socials all right, So let
Speaker 4: me know we got two more shows to be given.
Speaker 4: Your wishes. Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com today.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Searching for and Finding Presents. So the other day my
Speaker 4: daughter had obviously intercepted some package from ours post and
Speaker 4: she knew that I'd ordered some for Christmas. She take
Speaker 4: it down the side of the house and was opening
Speaker 4: it up, opening it up, and then just thought, and
Speaker 4: I said, what were you going to do next? Just
Speaker 4: chuck it in your room. There's so much junk in
Speaker 4: there you wouldn't have known whether you did it yourself.
Speaker 4: Good point, actually, good point. However, No, little lady, that's
Speaker 4: not on passively. If you've got still got a good
Speaker 4: secure place where you hide all these presents, and Chris is, yes,
Speaker 4: but I have.
Speaker 7: To keep moving them because but you know, I have
Speaker 7: this horrible habit of hiding things in really good places
Speaker 7: so no one will find it. But then I can't
Speaker 7: find it come Christmas.
Speaker 4: This is my wife Sarah. There's a Christmas present somewhere
Speaker 4: in her house from three years ago that still hasn't
Speaker 4: been found. I got to be honest, right, I said
Speaker 4: to her, there wasn't any present. Okay, we could bulldoze
Speaker 4: this place. There ain't this and even and go what
Speaker 4: was it? Then we know what we're looking for.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, can't tell you.
Speaker 4: Did you order it online? We can find the receipt,
Speaker 4: go back three years. There'd be a paper trail. There
Speaker 4: will be a paper trail. There is no good. So
Speaker 4: if you get caught out this year and someone comes round,
Speaker 4: I haven't got them anything to go. Oh no, I
Speaker 4: hit it in a really good spot. It behind the
Speaker 4: bath or the shower tiles nine four one four one
Speaker 4: o four three. Your story is in about searching for
Speaker 4: finding presents, Linda, good morning.
Speaker 13: Good morning guys.
Speaker 11: Years ago, most sister and I went snooping for presents.
Speaker 11: Unbeknown still as my we found the presence, but my
Speaker 11: mom and dad had swapped with next doors kids presence.
Speaker 8: We were horrified to see what we found.
Speaker 6: That is such a good What did you find our
Speaker 6: little kids?
Speaker 11: Toys, clothes, drinking games that wouldn't see us, all the
Speaker 11: rubbish and we find out it was thanks loved them.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: It's good to Cindy. No, good morning Cindy. Come one
Speaker 4: in Christian per Welcome for show, Cindy. So who was
Speaker 4: looking for the presents?
Speaker 10: It was for my younger daughter.
Speaker 12: It was a pair of jeans for her. I left
Speaker 12: it for about two years. They were too small, so
Speaker 12: I regifted them for my older daughter.
Speaker 4: So that was not that's perfect well played.
Speaker 3: Were they in a hiding spot? You couldn't find them.
Speaker 12: No, we moved house and I had in a box.
Speaker 12: It was a box I had all presents fall in
Speaker 12: like Patty you have in a special spot.
Speaker 8: And we moved so I moved the box.
Speaker 12: To different location and when we got to the new place,
Speaker 12: I unpat the box and I found them. I was like,
Speaker 12: oh shit, So I thought these might fit her anymore.
Speaker 12: So I thought I'll give it to my other daughter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, genius, Cindy, thank you very much. You have a
Speaker 4: good day.
Speaker 12: Thank you, see guys.
Speaker 6: Bye, Michelle, good morning, Oh, good morning.
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Michelle. And searching for and finding presents found present.
Speaker 16: So we had lived a pave a unit above a factory,
Speaker 16: and we had gone into one of the storerooms we
Speaker 16: were told not to go, and there were two bikes
Speaker 16: and my brother and I were riding the bikes around
Speaker 16: for hours and then obviously we'd spilt some paint and
Speaker 16: ridden through the paint and there was all these tire
Speaker 16: tracks around.
Speaker 4: They needed to get the police snipper dogs in for
Speaker 4: this one.
Speaker 16: Yep, put the bikes back and because we're not meant
Speaker 16: to go into that area, and come Christmas Day, outcome the.
Speaker 4: Bikes amazing scenes.
Speaker 6: And did mom and dad say anything, No, because it's.
Speaker 16: Always denied, deny, And we weren't meant to go into
Speaker 16: that area of the factory, so you know, we weren't
Speaker 16: going to cost it going into the wrong area. But
Speaker 16: they didn't say anything.
Speaker 8: But I think they would have known.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think they would have known. You paint all
Speaker 4: over the brand new tire tracks would a slight giveaway there, Michelle, Michelle,
Speaker 4: thank you very much, and good one. Have a nice Christmas.
Speaker 6: You two buye Katie.
Speaker 10: Good morning guys.
Speaker 4: All right, so were you snooping around or was it
Speaker 4: your kids? Ah?
Speaker 10: I was the youngest of three children, and so one
Speaker 10: day my brother and sister decided to hoist me up
Speaker 10: into the top of my mum and dad's wardrobe when
Speaker 10: they had gone out, so that I could look in
Speaker 10: there for all the gifts. But mum and dad came
Speaker 10: home unexpectedly and my brother and sister ran off and
Speaker 10: left me in the top of the.
Speaker 4: Rascals. That is awful.
Speaker 10: So yeah, so I got caught up there, and that
Speaker 10: mum and dad obviously knew that I could not have
Speaker 10: got up there by myself.
Speaker 4: You're part of a gang work in the area. Absolutely, yes, Katie,
Speaker 4: that is such a great story. We're going to give
Speaker 4: you our last quarter of the week for this year.
Speaker 4: You've just won one thousand dollars in cash. Oh wow,
Speaker 4: thank you You're corner of the week. Hope did that
Speaker 4: will make Christmas a little bit more special this year.
Speaker 4: But yeah, great story well told always get rewarded on
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Speaker 4: are our last corner of this year.
Speaker 10: Thank you very much. Merry Christmas to everybody, Katie.
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Speaker 4: I'd love some Lego for myself, not the kid. I
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