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Speaker 1: Women would he that bite sized will A simple shower,

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Speaker 1: simple normal shower has killed the world's dirtiest man.

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Speaker 2: I've been serious, genuine storage the world's dirtiest man amo

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Speaker 2: Harjie who who hadn't showered for sixty seven years.

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Speaker 3: That's the level of filth that we're talking here from a.

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Speaker 4: Man they know like the Well, I'm sure he was,

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Speaker 4: but is the just going to get him a bit

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Speaker 4: of attention? I haven't chowered for sixty seven years?

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Speaker 5: Do you know?

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Speaker 3: Have a whiff?

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Speaker 2: I mean no, seriously, why would you lie about that?

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Speaker 2: I don't think you need to lie about that? He

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Speaker 2: hasn't chowered for sixty seven years. He likes to eat

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Speaker 2: uncooked porcupine roadkill. That's a snack, and he also drinks

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Speaker 2: dirty water from puddles out of a rusty oil Can

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Speaker 2: you know what though? You know what I find amazing

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Speaker 2: about this whole story. He lived to ninety four, so

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Speaker 2: he may have been onto something there.

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Speaker 3: He's ninety four, and then the shower showers killed him.

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Speaker 3: So this is what gets interesting.

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Speaker 2: Now his neighbors, they're conversing with him, having a chat

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Speaker 2: and apparently a moo with the world's dirtiest man has

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Speaker 2: effectively said.

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Speaker 3: Look, I'm struggling to get a girlfriend at the moment.

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Speaker 2: You know, at ninety four, he's had that realization I'm

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Speaker 2: struggling to get a partner.

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Speaker 3: And his neighbors go, you know what, if you're looking

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Speaker 3: for his stinks.

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Speaker 2: Well that is so directly but effectively said, if you're

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Speaker 2: looking for a girlfriend, why don't you have a shower,

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Speaker 2: and goes all right, oh, bloody, have a shower.

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Speaker 3: So a month ago he has a shower.

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Speaker 2: He's ninety four, he has his first shower in sixty

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Speaker 2: seven years.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's feel good. And then a few weeks later

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Speaker 3: he dies. Right, the shower killed him. I don't think

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Speaker 3: the shower killed him. No, the shower definitely killed him.

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Speaker 3: Now come with me here, we've come with me, Come

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Speaker 3: with me.

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Speaker 2: I think what's happened here is that a MoU in

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Speaker 2: trying to impress a girl has actually died. Wow, So

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Speaker 2: I'm thirteen one oh sixty five.

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Speaker 3: Now I think they've got a hang on that.

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Speaker 2: Don't don't cut me off. Now I'm on a real

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Speaker 2: line here on thirteen one oh six five. Have you

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Speaker 2: almost been killed trying to impress a boy or a girl?

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Speaker 2: A Moo died and Moo died trying to impress a girl.

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Speaker 2: Now we can't get dead people to call, but what

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Speaker 2: we can get is did you almost die trying to

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Speaker 2: impress a boy or a girl?

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Speaker 3: Have you done it? Will?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I have? I have.

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Speaker 2: So this is so stupid, and I like, this is

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Speaker 2: just the dumbest story in the world. But there was

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Speaker 2: a girl that I really liked in southern southern western

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Speaker 2: Australia in Dunsbrough.

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Speaker 3: I was out on the boat with her and a few.

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Speaker 2: Friends and to try and let's not say her name,

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Speaker 2: I was remember, I was really trying to impress her,

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Speaker 2: and she pointed out this can anyone from w A

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Speaker 2: will no Bomby Rock, which is just off dunsbro It's

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Speaker 2: about It's a twelve meter rock in the middle of

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Speaker 2: the ocean.

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Speaker 3: Katie, that might yeah. No.

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Speaker 2: Now she goes a lot of people jump off Bumby Rock,

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Speaker 2: like brave people jump off Bumby Rock. And I was like, huh,

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Speaker 2: oh bloddy, oh bloddy, jump off Bomby Rock. I climb

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Speaker 2: the side of this huge rock and Almo at the top,

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Speaker 2: I almost slipped on bird pup and I would have

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Speaker 2: fallen back and literally died on a reef. But then

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Speaker 2: and then I was thinking, this is the stupid thing.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to try and get down.

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Speaker 3: But I couldn't get back down.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't get back down, so I had to jump

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Speaker 2: in the water. I missed reef, honestly by thirty centimeters.

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Speaker 2: I almost died trying to impress a girl.

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Speaker 1: There we go.

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Speaker 3: Has anyone else done it? Thirteen one oh sixty five

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Speaker 3: is our number. It's bloody do it?

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Speaker 4: Thirty one oh six five. You risk your life to

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Speaker 4: get the attention of a boy or a girl.

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Speaker 2: We're talking about it because the world's dirtiest man has

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Speaker 2: actually died, and that is because like this has just

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Speaker 2: got to be the reason. So he had his first

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Speaker 2: shower for sixty seven years to impress a girl.

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Speaker 3: A few weeks later he died.

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Speaker 4: Thank god that he had that he had one.

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Speaker 3: Though I like, oh, I disagree, I was working for him.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but if you're the girl that hooks up with him,

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Speaker 4: that's just not fair.

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Speaker 3: I think after a while, though, you just start self cleaning.

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Speaker 3: It's my theory on it. Let's go to Sally here

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Speaker 3: on thirty one sixty five. Sally, you almost died trying

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Speaker 3: to impress a guy.

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Speaker 5: I actually did so. I was wanting to impress the

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Speaker 5: new guy on the scene and wanted to show him

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Speaker 5: that I still need my gymnastic skills from school. And

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Speaker 5: this was like a whole ten years later. I think

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Speaker 5: we were down on the sand on the beach and

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Speaker 5: I actually went to a backflip and I landed so

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Speaker 5: badly on my neck that he had to call an ambulance. Oh,

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Speaker 5: oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Soals and was he impressed thoughlight? Did you end up

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Speaker 3: hooking up?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 5: You know, it lasted a whole nine months of.

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Speaker 4: Good that's where the broken neck break your neck for

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Speaker 4: a guy? Nine months of it.

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Speaker 2: Let's got to fill here, Phil, You almost died trying

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Speaker 2: to impress someone.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, try to impress one of these girls on

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Speaker 1: a boat party and I did a back flip off

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Speaker 1: a off the boat and little little did I know

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Speaker 1: there was a huge bull shark about five minutes away

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Speaker 1: from me.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, So what was the result? Mate? Did you

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Speaker 3: did you? Did you hit it? Did it come for you?

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Speaker 2: Didn't come for me?

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Speaker 1: But I'm glad it didn't come for me.

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Speaker 2: But I thought I was going to die there everyone

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Speaker 2: screen get back in.

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Speaker 4: Oh, this is a cool phil bull sharks are bad,

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Speaker 4: so they are responsible for most amount of shark attacks

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Speaker 4: on the planet.

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Speaker 3: Good fun fact full of them woods.

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Speaker 4: Later on Thirday six five, Elaine a boy nearly died

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Speaker 4: impressing you.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I was on the receiving end of this one.

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Speaker 6: So one year we decided to go to the Easter

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Speaker 6: Show and he absolutely just spises Rye. But obviously it

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Speaker 6: came along for me and I wanted to go on

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Speaker 6: to the drop.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if you.

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Speaker 4: Guys have ever said, Yeah, the Tower of Terror is

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Speaker 4: what they call it.

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Speaker 5: That's the one.

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Speaker 6: And for some reason this one year, mechanically breaks down

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Speaker 6: in the drop and it just stops. He like he

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Speaker 6: abused me nd ride and his legs were dangling.

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Speaker 4: And since, Elaine, were you on the actual Tower of

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Speaker 4: Terror when it broke down, because that was a big story.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and so you're sorry. You're the guy that you've

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Speaker 2: convinced to come on. The ride just starts abusing you,

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Speaker 2: breaks down.

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Speaker 1: How high up are you?

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Speaker 4: How high up are you a lane?

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Speaker 6: We'll probably like it wasn't too high up, like were

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Speaker 6: closer to the ground, but we'll probably around like I'm

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Speaker 6: gonna sayd like thirty meters.

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Speaker 3: It's a way up. And then how long were you

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Speaker 3: stuck there?

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Speaker 6: For? Probably about formulas five minutes A long time.

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Speaker 4: Oh it is on one of those rides that what's

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Speaker 4: my worst time there?

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Speaker 2: I still think abusing your date's a bit much so

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Speaker 2: then so he's abused you.

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Speaker 3: Eventually you get down. Are you still with this guy?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Like just that everything went downhill, to be HONESTUF for that,

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Speaker 5: like the whole day was just ruined.

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Speaker 6: I don't want to go to get like showed Mags.

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Speaker 5: It was just.

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Speaker 4: After I've been stuck on the territory for five minutes.

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