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Speaker 1: Welcome to them. Christian no Can on show podcast, Jackie Boy,

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Speaker 1: what are you now seven or eight days away from

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Speaker 1: the official due date of your baby?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. Biank's thirty eight and a half weeks pregnant.

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Speaker 2: Any day. She is desperate for the baby to come now,

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Speaker 2: getting very uncomfortable.

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Speaker 1: Now, yesterday you told me after the show that she's

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Speaker 1: convinced is coming this week. What she wants him to.

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Speaker 2: She's trying to. I think she's trying to do a

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Speaker 2: little like reverse psychology on herself. That if she says that, well,

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Speaker 2: no it's not reverse psychology, it's just normal psychology, straightforward psychology.

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Speaker 2: If she keeps saying he'll come this week, then he'll

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Speaker 2: come this week. And she said this to my mum

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Speaker 2: was over yesterday dropping something off. She's always got baby

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Speaker 2: clothes every day. We've got so many baby clothes dropping

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Speaker 2: them off, and Bianca is complaining again, like I just

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Speaker 2: want him to come already. I'm sick of him being

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Speaker 2: in there. And last week Bianka told me mum is

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Speaker 2: getting in her ear about a trick that we worked

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Speaker 2: for my mum and dad when they wanted us for

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Speaker 2: children to be born. And she said to Bianca, I

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Speaker 2: had intercourse with your father in law each time before

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Speaker 2: you came, and it worked a gem to bring the

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Speaker 2: babies on, even Bianca. Even Bianca retelling me that was

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Speaker 2: extremely disturbing to me and turned me off the idea

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Speaker 2: of it all together.

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Speaker 1: Yes, intercourse generally forevermore.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday in person, in person, so that was it was

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Speaker 2: hard enough to hear that secondhand from Bianca. Yesterday in person.

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Speaker 2: Mom was here and Biank is saying again, I'm really

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Speaker 2: eager for the baby just to arrive. And Mom said,

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Speaker 2: have you tried my secret weapon, to which I didn't

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Speaker 2: pick up on Straightawa is she.

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Speaker 1: Referring to her a secret weapon?

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Speaker 2: She's referring to the intercourse the week before the baby

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Speaker 2: is due to encourage a baby to come along.

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Speaker 1: She's her own womb.

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Speaker 2: I didn't pick up on it straight away, and I said,

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Speaker 2: what is the secret weapon? And as soon as the

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Speaker 2: question left my mouth, I realized what she was referring to,

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Speaker 2: and I said, stop, stop, stop, don't tell me, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: I don't want to hear it.

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Speaker 1: I don't because you're eleven years of age. Here. You

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Speaker 1: put your fingers in your ears, head under the table.

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Speaker 2: Right, How hard is it already? It's it's already difficult

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Speaker 2: to get intimate with your partner with that big belly

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Speaker 2: staring at you, because I know he's in there. He's

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Speaker 2: already trying to psych ound.

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Speaker 1: And do you know what at this stage, they're kicking,

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Speaker 1: They're getting ready for the big push. It's like the

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Speaker 1: Normandy d Day landings. They're working out, they're getting training,

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Speaker 1: they're on movements, they're doing dummy runs, you know, little

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Speaker 1: kick here, a little punch there. Yeah, that's why I'll

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Speaker 1: start this way, giving a little right upper cut there,

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Speaker 1: breakthrough there. Last thing they want is the top of

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Speaker 1: a tinkle coming up there, exactly.

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Speaker 2: I don't want him to punch me. No where it's

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Speaker 2: going to. His presence is already putting me off. And

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Speaker 2: now if I enter those physical times in the bedroom,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to have my mom saying this is my

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Speaker 2: secret weapon in the weapon.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's there over your shoulder. Use mummy secret weapon

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Speaker 1: in there, Sonny. It's like your dad did. There are

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Speaker 1: so many there are so many images here that should

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Speaker 1: not be in the bedroom. Right, you know what your

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Speaker 1: mum's words and images being anywhere near that bedroom, but

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Speaker 1: your Mum's secret weapon is a tried and tested formula

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Speaker 1: that has worked for many many people. They have like

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Speaker 1: when babies have been late that has induced labor.

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Speaker 2: Well, without getting too pertl did you try that too?

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Speaker 1: But that is really personal. I mean, I don't think

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Speaker 1: you could get any more personal to what you consider

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Speaker 1: and not personal question. Did you have six with your

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Speaker 1: wife when she was heavy and pregnant? That's what you've

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Speaker 1: just asked me. You know what it is. It's reserved,

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Speaker 1: it's reverse normal psychology. There are lots of other ways

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Speaker 1: that people use to try and bring on labor. Mm hmm.

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Speaker 1: There are Patsy, but you you would have vote about

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Speaker 1: all these sort of old wives towns somewhere.

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Speaker 2: Raspberry tea is good Jack, that's why she's rasberry. Yep,

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Speaker 2: she's got she's eating dates. Yep.

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Speaker 1: Dates. I heard that one. Well, you don't want to

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Speaker 1: go into labor when you've had a hate of dates.

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Speaker 1: Can I just say, well, maybe she does? Maybe some

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Speaker 1: rapid expulsions down there starts some sort of quake going

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Speaker 1: that suddenly riding that quaky powy wake at the baby's

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Speaker 1: going now due to all those dates, Washtown and some

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Speaker 1: raspberry tea and Jackie Boy getting in there because mamma

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Speaker 1: told him dell It to back off on the dates. Jack,

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Speaker 1: all right, let's test take a book. Okay, so just

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Speaker 1: take a break. We're going into the bedroom. We're going

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Speaker 1: into all kinds of places right now. However, if people

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Speaker 1: have got any other mum secret weapons, got that one

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Speaker 1: covered off right? Really well? Right now, do you have

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Speaker 1: you got any other one? Since we've got Mom's secret weapons, we.

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Speaker 2: Got the raspberry, we got the dates, we got the dates?

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Speaker 1: What else? This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast, talk

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Speaker 1: about ways to bring on labor. Jack's wife thirty eight

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Speaker 1: point five weeks pregnant and wants to a little bub

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Speaker 1: the little boy to come out. This week, Jack's mum

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Speaker 1: has recommended her phrase Mum's secret weapon, which is for

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Speaker 1: Jackie Boy to you.

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Speaker 2: Know something that a bum should never encourage the child

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Speaker 2: to do.

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Speaker 1: Interesting that you've prod yourself as a child there says everything. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Dodger freud.

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Speaker 2: Frid would have a field day with this.

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Speaker 1: Christian. This comes from Janine Christian. I was heavily pregnant

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Speaker 1: with our second child, very over it wanted my daughter

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Speaker 1: to be delivered at a sap. It was Saturday afternoon,

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Speaker 1: and I thought I would see if my husband would

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Speaker 1: like to join me for some I called out to

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Speaker 1: him while he was in the backyard and he responded.

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Speaker 1: When he asked what was it for, he said, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to finish the lawns. All right, let's go to

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Bruce. Ah you guys, yeah, we go, Bruce, Bruce, Right, Okay.

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Speaker 3: Our first child was two weeks over due, and my

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Speaker 3: wife and I loved four wheel driving, so we decided

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Speaker 3: to go four wheel driving for the day and see

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Speaker 3: what that's And we were bouncing around and up and down,

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Speaker 3: fire excess trials and all sorts of things, and she

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Speaker 3: went into labor that night.

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Speaker 1: Wow, you should hire yourself out. Honestly, you'd be a

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Speaker 1: millionaire with this business. You'd have pregnant women queuing around

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Speaker 1: the block to go for a ride in a four

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Speaker 3: You'll understand Jack's just got a Tesla, so he might

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Speaker 3: have to try a few speed.

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Speaker 1: Make some of those. It's not enough roading vehicle, Bruce.

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Speaker 1: You need to swing by Jack's place to pick up

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Speaker 1: his wife. I didn't mean that. I didn't mean like that.

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Speaker 2: Setting himself out.

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Speaker 3: To fright.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Bruce, thank you very much, you call mate. Let's

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Speaker 1: go to Jane. Good morning, Jane.

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Speaker 4: I'm morning Christum. That's Jack. How are you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we go, Welcome to show mate, and what have

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Speaker 1: you got alternative ways to induce labor?

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Speaker 4: Well, it's not it's not mine. It was my mom's

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Speaker 4: to have my sister in the early eighties and she

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Speaker 4: watched a scary horror movie called The Entity.

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Speaker 1: And that was enough.

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Speaker 4: Apparently.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm making a note of this, so chat. Basically,

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Speaker 1: your wife needs to be picked up by Bruce, then

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Speaker 1: watch The Entity right, and then hopefully it should.

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Speaker 2: Be like it frightens the baby out of your system

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Speaker 2: because you're so shocked.

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Speaker 4: I can't speak from experience, but I think yes, I

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Speaker 4: think that's the idea that you maybe gets adrenaline going

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Speaker 4: or something like that.

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Speaker 1: The easier way to save us up two hours is

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Speaker 1: just to hide behind a doorway, Jack, And just as

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Speaker 1: a vampire speak, baby's coming, wals is broken. It works.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Jane. Let's go to Sue. Good morning, Sue.

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Speaker 4: Good morning Christian.

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Speaker 1: Now, Sue, I was just chatting to producers about some

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Speaker 1: of the callers we had lined up. Are you soon

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Speaker 1: with five kids?

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Speaker 4: Yes? I am with five kids.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so with five kids that you obviously know what

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Speaker 1: you're talking about here. So what can you share with

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Speaker 1: Jack and his wife?

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Speaker 4: Well, had our first one in the UK in England,

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Speaker 4: and carry.

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Speaker 1: What really hot like a Venderloo?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yes, the Vindaloo's perfect life and hot gets

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Speaker 4: things moving.

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Speaker 1: And does that work? Five times? Yes?

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Speaker 4: It did? Actually it did.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 4: China and tested Jackie.

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Speaker 2: The Yankees threshold for spicy food. She's South American and

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Speaker 2: she can super spicy for me is nothing to her,

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Speaker 2: and she will add more fresh chilies always to ad.

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Speaker 1: What about if she's in Bruce's four wheel drive, they're

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Speaker 1: watching the entity and she's having a Venderloo. It's a trifecta.

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