WEBVTT - Toe Jam 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.200 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:18.040 Podcast, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three old. 0:00:14.960 --> 0:00:19.280 Will the rest of the world. What goes on in 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:24.320 this hour stays in this hour, even the boss doesn't listen. 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:35.760 Ladies, gentlemen, welcome, Who's a Christian O'Connell for breakfast Show? 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:40.760 Coming seven minutes past six Monday mornings to Christian O'Connor 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:47.520 Breakfast Show. Footy is back, which also means frustration is back. 0:00:48.000 --> 0:00:52.520 Sport is a heartbreakers sometime, isn't it. I was out 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:56.160 the Das game on Saturday. It started well, but that 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:58.400 was only the first five minutes, eight minutes, and then 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:02.400 it all just went. Then the second half, all this 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:06.080 much hyped DS team, Crosps backing them to win, and 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:09.720 we're still doing very well. But and then your team yesterday, 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:11.280 the Bombers. 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:13.600 Yeah, not much even say they didn't start well. 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:16.560 He was just and then obviously this was thought like 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:18.920 the Bombers were going to have the worst team of 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:22.920 the weekend. North North Melbourne went hold my beer. It 0:01:23.120 --> 0:01:25.000 was I know, I've never been here for the start 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:27.119 of a season. When I moved out last year, we 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:29.440 came here at the middle of May, so the season 0:01:29.520 --> 0:01:32.560 was up and running. So is round one like this 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:34.959 where anything can happen. You get column had been beaten, 0:01:35.200 --> 0:01:37.679 the West Coast Eagles get beaten by the Lions, who 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:40.440 were like, what fifteenth last year? So it's all over 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:40.800 the place. 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:44.520 Yeah, man, you heard it here. First Round one is meaningless. 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:46.520 It's a Bombers fan. 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:50.520 Everybody knows. Traditionally round one doesn't mean anything. 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:53.080 Is it? Like radio ratings? When our ratings go down, 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:56.480 when the whole thing doesn't work, their methodology is crooked. 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:58.760 And then when you're number one ago it's yep, you 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:01.680 heard it, it's official. When number one everything's right, it's 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:02.280 like that, is it? 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:03.080 It's like that? 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:06.040 And so what's happened as well? I've had a lot 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:07.560 of things over the weekend, but a lot of talk 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:13.240 about acls. It's the interior cruciate ligament, the weakest ligament 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:13.880 in the body. 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:17.560 Well that's why we have didn't your wife's knee surgeons 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:19.560 say that we have the best doctors in the world 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:21.560 doing acls in Melbourne. 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:24.600 So much practice on them. What is it about the 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:28.600 ACL and the AFL. They're somehow linked together, aren't they? 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:32.799 Do they need to start investing in a cure for acls. 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:35.560 Well, they need to wear those what if Forrest Gump 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:39.440 wear when he was running kid, Yeah, those leged knee braces. 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:41.079 And then knee race. There needs to be something, you 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:43.920 think now with the connection that the anfl's got with Marvel, 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:46.120 can they get any of the kind of gear that 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:48.760 they've gotten to stick it on their acls to strengthen 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:49.280 them up. 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:51.440 Run out with the ice packs already strapped off. 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:54.120 I four was at the game on Saturday night with 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:54.840 Matt Damon. 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:57.680 He's still here. We saw him when did we go 0:02:57.720 --> 0:03:00.720 to the UFC febr a month ago? Yeah, and he 0:03:00.840 --> 0:03:03.000 was sitting in the front row with Chris Hemsworth. 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:06.280 This was February. Now it's the end of March. He's 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:10.480 still here. Haw's Matt Damon moved to Australia. 0:03:10.080 --> 0:03:13.800 Or has Chris Hemsworth hired him to be his personal assistant? 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:17.359 Buddy? What's going on? They're still hanging out together and 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:20.240 going to see AFL games on a Saturday night as well. 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:22.440 Pretty sure Matt Damon was wearing the same cap he 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:23.919 was in when we saw him. 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:26.000 Also, tell you what they should have got he should 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:28.400 have I don't know whether it's a connection with this 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:30.960 new mega deal that the AFL have done with Marvel, 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:33.359 where he has to do so many appearances over there 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:36.080 the new season. Now at the stadium, he should then 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:38.240 dress as thor he should come in character. 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:40.880 Well, they made the players dressers, thoughts. At least they 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:42.040 could do as they thought dressing. 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:44.120 And he should have got his hammer out to flatten 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:47.440 down that monkey shoddy pitch that they've got there. Why 0:03:47.400 --> 0:03:50.600 are there so many problems with the AFL's own stadium pitch. 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:54.600 I don't know. It's got something to do with any moving. 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:58.640 They kept saying, the pitch moving. How can a pitch move? 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:01.240 They've had problems. I remember they've had problems with it 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:03.720 in the past where teams were complaining about playing there. 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:06.960 But obviously they make the fixture and they can't change 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:08.480 it because of all the deals they do with the 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:12.320 stadium and just with fixturing, so they can't change it 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:15.400 last minute. But you're right, the guys were running on 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:18.440 it and sand was blowing up like they were running 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:19.480 through an actual sand pit. 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:21.680 In the EPR with Soccer England at the end of 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:24.800 a season, all the stadiums, the pictures are pretty rough 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:27.480 because we have played a full season. They've had nine 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:29.920 months of footy on them, so they have a lot 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:32.440 of wear and tear. It looked like it was the 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:35.840 last game of the year. It's not the first. I mean, 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:38.800 I know grounds keeping expert, but it was an absolute mess. 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:41.480 And I'm guessing that for everyone who does footy tipping, 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:44.039 that must have just gone to pot this weekend because 0:04:44.040 --> 0:04:45.400 all these crazy results. 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:48.320 I got two from nine this weekend deparently. 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:50.880 Mind what's happened with the huge upset results? That's actually 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:52.520 not that much competition. 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:56.680 Big on the Lions, I got Richmond and I got 0:04:56.800 --> 0:04:58.560 the Saints, got up by one point. That was my 0:04:58.680 --> 0:04:59.320 only other win. 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:01.920 Cool. Hey, you know what you know what this means? 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:03.919 There a Jack and Ize team the DC and the 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:07.240 Bomb is not having a great start. We need a 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:09.560 Monday song. This is a song we've had made to 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:11.600 cheer everyone up on a Monday. This is what we 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:13.920 all need. If your team lost over the weekend. 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:17.080 Alarm clock has no tag it Jill tw you will 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:18.240 wake at six. 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:21.040 Am Monday morning. 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:25.120 Is here to ruin your life again. Life again. 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:28.920 Butts of your boss and your idiot coworkers. 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:31.080 Your emails are piling up. 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:32.640 If only there. 0:05:32.640 --> 0:05:34.920 Was a way to help you get up. 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:41.719 Well, there's no bosses here here, there's no emails here. 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:48.720 Here, there's no boring work makes chewing up your mondays. 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:50.480 Are reborn the water War. 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:54.760 Come join us in the breakfast Show Hunter, the christ 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:59.600 Carnal Breakfast Show. It's Monday morning. Here we go. 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:04.160 It's working. 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:06.719 I'm telling you what. I'm getting a buzz already. It's 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:09.719 like a caffeine shot of adrenaline. Very very good. That 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:12.160 is a jack Post original that it's on Monday. Song 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:14.440 after the next song, then we're telling about what is 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:17.240 in this morning's breakfast show. Hot tub. It's got one 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:19.680 I four point three, Good morning, thirteen minutes about six 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:21.880 d's will still win it this year? 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:25.440 Mark my words for Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:26.640 one oh four point three. 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:29.560 If it's a weekend, it means Petrina Jones was at 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:33.040 the red carpet of something Auriel's wedding this weekend. 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:36.000 Yeah it was fun. Actually I took Mumsy along this weekend. 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:38.920 I saw lovely photo of you and your mum. Yeah, yeah, 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:40.119 what a lovely looking woman. 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:41.119 Do we look alike? 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:44.080 Yeah? I could say to know what it was. The eyes, Yes, 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:48.159 Killer's eyes, but lovely eyes, lovely eyes? Did Mumsy enjoy 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:48.839 mers wording? 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:51.120 She loved it? Yes, she thought it was lots of 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:51.880 fun And. 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:54.719 How was it in terms of the movie? Is exactly 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:56.520 the same, And they adapted it a bit for the 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:57.679 stage version. 0:06:57.800 --> 0:06:59.719 Yeah, they've brought it into the modern era a bit. 0:06:59.760 --> 0:06:59.920 There. 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:03.640 We've got you know, tinder and that sort of mentions. 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:05.600 Like that, but modern stuff. 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:08.560 Yeah, you know what all the young ones are into 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:09.320 these days. 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:12.760 But he meets someone on my space, you know. 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:17.559 And Kate Killer hiked the did the music. I didn't 0:07:17.600 --> 0:07:20.560 realize that till Saturday night. And it's brilliant. It's lots 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:22.760 of fun. It's really good for girls to go along. 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:24.400 I think if you had like a girl's night out, 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:25.200 it'd be lots of fun. 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:27.960 I was thinking about taking fifteen mates of mine or guys. 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:28.920 Why not? 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:30.920 Oh, I didn't say good. 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:33.640 We wouldn't be welcome. No, we don't like musicals, don't 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:36.560 like romance. Well, you know, how do you get on 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:39.520 with the excavator? Now? Jack was telling us Friday that 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:41.760 he was going to be hiring an excavator that was 0:07:41.840 --> 0:07:45.280 clearly too big. It was like a maths question at school. 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:47.560 So what were the dimensions of this beast of a 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:48.840 machine to make it through? 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:51.400 The space available the hiring websites to do is nine 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:54.280 to ninety millimeters wide, and we wanted to get it 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:58.600 through a thousand milimeter passageway. I want to thank some 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:01.240 of the listeners of this show actually heard me talking 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:04.280 about on Friday who begged me not to try to 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:07.800 fit in the excavator with no runs. 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:10.320 For your hands unless you've got a one millimeter finger 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:12.600 or you can put a NOWL file down the side 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:14.480 to try and you know, drag it in. 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:17.600 They really begged me to go for a smaller machine, 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:19.760 and thank god we did because it was an eight 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:23.400 ten I think millimeter in the end. So with one 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:27.880 hundred and ninety millimeters space, we still struggled to get 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:30.480 it through. Really yeah, because what I didn't think about 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:33.319 is the ground was a bit uneven. So with ten 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:35.080 mil if the missione. 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:37.040 Your Marble stadium, we're doing that pitch there where you 0:08:37.080 --> 0:08:39.559 were excavating it for Gil. 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:41.719 Maybe you need to actually back. 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:41.959 Yeah. 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:43.760 I didn't look too different than that on the weekend 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:44.480 with the dog. 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:48.160 Poo every week and So those are the excavators. Once 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:49.960 you get them up and moving, they're quite a bit. 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:51.440 Even a smaller one still have quite a bit of 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:51.920 power to them. 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:54.160 Yeah, definitely, Yeah, the small one was all we needed. Really, 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:55.640 I don't know why I thought we were digging up 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:58.280 with the big one, because chew up the earth, don't 0:08:58.320 --> 0:08:59.440 they really chew up the earth? 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:04.320 Its emotion. Take a moment, take a knee if you want. 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:07.600 I wasn't driving as well, which was another thing. Well, 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:12.480 the people who were messaging me who listened to the show, said, please, 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:14.480 do you know what you're doing. Don't try and drive 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:18.600 this big thing through that small gap. Please hire someone 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:21.320 who knows how to do it. So I asked my carpenter. 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:23.240 He actually knows how to drive it. So I got 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:23.960 him to drive it. 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:26.840 Honestly, I said, because, like I said, years ago, we 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:29.960 were kissed. My dad hired one of these excavators and 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:32.760 he went one way, it went another way, and he 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:36.880 broke the neighbor's fence panel went through it. It was 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:39.520 like kind of a mister being Benny Hill thing. I 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:43.040 just didn't carried on going, I'm chewing up the ground, 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:45.200 precious card. 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:48.079 But we still broake something. We went through a storm 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:51.720 water pipe and the water pipe noluk in my neighbor's 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:53.400 a plumber, because I just went down and knocked on 0:09:53.440 --> 0:09:55.559 his door. But otherwise we had water spitting out for 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:56.040 a while. 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:57.640 So what was that You didn't know there were like 0:09:57.679 --> 0:09:58.640 pipes obviously. 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:01.280 Running through that we did. I think he was going 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:04.000 for hoping the pipes were deeper than what they were. 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:07.960 So when when our real plumber had when our real 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:10.400 plumber had put the water down, he's meant to put 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:13.280 it like properly underground, dig a hole and put it underground. 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:15.120 And it was shallow level, like you could have dug 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:17.160 it up with your hair dodgy. 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:19.120 This is why people like you and I gent we 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:22.960 have a very very flimsy, narrow skill set and we 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:26.120 have no business to any Whenever I do anything around 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:28.520 the house, it will lower the value of the house. 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:32.120 It's actually it's a false cost saving. Get someone an 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:33.959 actual grown up round to do it for me. 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:37.600 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:10:37.640 --> 0:10:40.240 point three On this. 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:46.880 Day, mystery On this day, Oh, it is the eighty 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:49.559 fourth day of the year two hundred and eighty one. 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:53.439 Days ago until Christmas, there's two hundred and eighty sleeps 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:58.320 and March the twenty fifth, So on this day in 0:10:58.400 --> 0:11:01.920 history today, March the twenty five, last week in March. 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:09.480 Back in nineteen seventy, the world's fastest commercial airliner, Concord. 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:12.600 Concord is to take it. We very very very very 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:17.199 quickly from London to New York normally around eight hours 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:20.200 by traveling twice the speed of sound. That's around about 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:23.240 eleven hundred kilometers an hour. Normal airline goes about five 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:25.959 hundred kilometers an hour. It we're do it in three hours. 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:28.080 Imagine that, so eight hour flight? 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:32.080 Have we gone backwards? Because every step away with technology 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:35.920 we shorten and get more efficient. Why have we gone backwards? 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:39.480 I know it was a supersonic plane. It stopped flying 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:42.480 around two hundred and three, but anyway, two thousand and 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:44.360 three or two hundred and three, they didn't even have 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:45.120 flight then. 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:48.520 Didn't I have? Didn't I send off light lasers or something? 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:52.480 When they broke the sound barrier in the plane down 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:54.160 the cabin there a celebration. 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:57.440 Yeah really I never went on it, Pats. It only 0:11:57.480 --> 0:12:00.640 had about seats for eighty two people. Little thing, I've 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:02.880 been on it at a museum, tiny little thing. 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:05.240 So was it not cost effective? Is that why they 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:07.280 stopped flying it? Or was it more dangerous? 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:09.520 No, there was a really bad accident. It crashed in 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:12.239 Paris and killed quite a few people, and it was kind. 0:12:11.960 --> 0:12:14.600 Of seen as old, wasn't it. The technology? 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:16.920 Yeah, And I think people were worried about getting on 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:18.520 it as well, and that's why it sort of wrapped 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:20.319 up a couple of years after that, never really fully 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:23.000 recovered from it. But on the day in mystery, on 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:25.960 the stay in history today March twenty fifth, a world 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:31.120 record set in this great southern land. A world record 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:37.559 for the world's longest something, the world's longest something. 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:41.040 Longest piece of string, not. 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:45.760 Set on the state. Still you lost it to Vienna, 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:48.400 along with most Liverpool City. I think that's what tip 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:51.160 van to most of Livermool City. They have the world's 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:52.560 longest piece of string. 0:12:53.240 --> 0:12:54.520 Was it the longest pub crawl? 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:58.280 No? I wonder what I wonder is that a world record? 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:00.320 What is the world's longest pub? Cruel? 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:00.960 To be here? 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:02.240 What do it would go? It would be? I know 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:05.920 you'd be up in Queensland. What is it like a month. 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:08.040 All right, then give us a call. Then the world's 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:12.640 longest A brand new world record was set in this country. 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:14.679 It was actually two years ago, so it's a more 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:17.240 recent one. Two years ago, twenty seventeen, a world record 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:19.319 was set for the world's longest What do you think 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:22.720 it was here in Australia nine four one four one 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:26.160 oh four three nine four one four one oh four three. 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:28.840 I'll give you another clue, because it's Monday and it's Earnie. 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:32.480 It was actually set up in Queensland. And when I 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:34.960 read the answer, it's like, yeah, that figures. Actually, if 0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:36.880 there was an area that would set something like that, 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:39.880 it would be Queensland. Nine four one four one oh 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:40.319 four three. 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:43.559 If you guess, is the Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:45.320 Gold one oh four point three. 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:51.840 Put an on this day, Mystery, on this day, Mystery 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:55.520 on this day today. Two years ago, twenty fifth of March, 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:59.199 a world record was set in Queensland for the world's longest. 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:01.480 I think it was Shannon. 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:03.680 Good morning, Good morning, Christian. 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:05.640 How are you. I'm good you had a good weekend. 0:14:06.640 --> 0:14:08.559 I did very good, indeed excellent. 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:11.080 What do you think the answer is? The world's longest. 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:14.760 What I believe it was the world's longest banana split. 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:17.240 This is so random. I found it out yesterday. I 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:22.800 was amazing the world's long longest banana splits set in Innersfeld, Queensland. 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:26.040 The world record had been now unbeaten in twenty nine years, 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:29.280 and then they made one that was eight kilometers long. 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:32.440 Ah right, okay, So when you first said it, I 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:34.800 thought they had to find the world's longest banana. 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:36.640 And ak banana. I mean no, there is some big 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:39.840 ones at Cole's, but not eight. So they squished bananas 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:43.800 end to end forty thousand, So it's forty thousand bananas 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:48.120 were used, which is incredible. How did you know that I'm. 0:14:47.920 --> 0:14:49.720 From the channe that eat. 0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:52.280 The record in the Wow? Then what I claim to 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:56.640 find You are from the home of the world's longest 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:57.680 banana space. 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:00.240 Well, they got the big banana in Cuffs Harbor. They 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:02.840 need in Queensland. They needed the big banana splits straightly. 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:07.080 It loves all right, Shannon, Thank you very much and cool, 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:10.320 thank you so much. Yesterday when I was looking at this, 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:12.440 I started to Google it and I saw a photo 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:14.840 of it and all these volunteers that were trying to help, 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:16.960 but get it already, do about twelve hours to get ready. 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:18.320 And then the only thing I could think of, why 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:21.040 is radio? We need some audio to go with Banana Splitz. 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:23.840 The news thing about it always really boring. And then 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:26.960 suddenly I remember one of my favorite kids TV shows 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:28.560 as a kid. It was on a Saturday morning we 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:31.920 used to have, like Saturday Morning cartoons, was the Banana 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:39.520 Splits and this amazing theme tune. If you have a 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:50.600 certain age, you remember this great trippy theme tune. Did 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:51.360 you get this perch? 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:53.680 Yeah, we used to get it on a Saturday morning too, 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:54.240 I think. 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:55.520 Ye, along with all the cartoons. 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:56.720 Yeah, I used to love it. 0:15:56.800 --> 0:16:01.680 Yeah, highlight of your weekend was Saturday Morning Cartoons. Do 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:03.960 you remember this show? It's a lot of big puppet 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:05.440 animals with musical. 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:08.120 Instruments and those cars they used to drive around on. 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:15.840 Yeah. So these two mind obviously to these various songs, 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:20.080 some of which were written by Barry White really really yep. 0:16:20.160 --> 0:16:23.000 Gene Crooper drummed on some of them as well, Sucka. 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:26.200 The songs were amazing as part of the Banana Splits. 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:29.840 I absolutely can you remember in the animal's names. 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:32.560 No, I can't. My brothers would though, because they influenced, 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:33.560 you know, got me into it. 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:38.160 I think there was Fleagel and two or three others. 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:40.800 Bonus points today if anyone can call in and remember 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:43.520 without going anywhere near the internet, what the other big 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:47.400 giant animals were that did the Banana Splitz Adventure hour 0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:49.960 on nine four one four, one oh four three. 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:53.240 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:53.880 point three. 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:59.680 Holiday for a Song It is back another week. Every 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:03.120 single holiday for a song. You listen out for a song, 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:05.480 your chance to call it and win a holiday. 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