Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show.
Speaker 2: Podcast, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three old.
Speaker 1: Will the rest of the world. What goes on in
Speaker 1: this hour stays in this hour, even the boss doesn't listen.
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Speaker 1: Coming seven minutes past six Monday mornings to Christian O'Connor
Speaker 1: Breakfast Show. Footy is back, which also means frustration is back.
Speaker 1: Sport is a heartbreakers sometime, isn't it. I was out
Speaker 1: the Das game on Saturday. It started well, but that
Speaker 1: was only the first five minutes, eight minutes, and then
Speaker 1: it all just went. Then the second half, all this
Speaker 1: much hyped DS team, Crosps backing them to win, and
Speaker 1: we're still doing very well. But and then your team yesterday,
Speaker 1: the Bombers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not much even say they didn't start well.
Speaker 1: He was just and then obviously this was thought like
Speaker 1: the Bombers were going to have the worst team of
Speaker 1: the weekend. North North Melbourne went hold my beer. It
Speaker 1: was I know, I've never been here for the start
Speaker 1: of a season. When I moved out last year, we
Speaker 1: came here at the middle of May, so the season
Speaker 1: was up and running. So is round one like this
Speaker 1: where anything can happen. You get column had been beaten,
Speaker 1: the West Coast Eagles get beaten by the Lions, who
Speaker 1: were like, what fifteenth last year? So it's all over
Speaker 1: the place.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, you heard it here. First Round one is meaningless.
Speaker 1: It's a Bombers fan.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows. Traditionally round one doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 1: Is it? Like radio ratings? When our ratings go down,
Speaker 1: when the whole thing doesn't work, their methodology is crooked.
Speaker 1: And then when you're number one ago it's yep, you
Speaker 1: heard it, it's official. When number one everything's right, it's
Speaker 1: like that, is it?
Speaker 3: It's like that?
Speaker 1: And so what's happened as well? I've had a lot
Speaker 1: of things over the weekend, but a lot of talk
Speaker 1: about acls. It's the interior cruciate ligament, the weakest ligament
Speaker 1: in the body.
Speaker 3: Well that's why we have didn't your wife's knee surgeons
Speaker 3: say that we have the best doctors in the world
Speaker 3: doing acls in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: So much practice on them. What is it about the
Speaker 1: ACL and the AFL. They're somehow linked together, aren't they?
Speaker 1: Do they need to start investing in a cure for acls.
Speaker 3: Well, they need to wear those what if Forrest Gump
Speaker 3: wear when he was running kid, Yeah, those leged knee braces.
Speaker 1: And then knee race. There needs to be something, you
Speaker 1: think now with the connection that the anfl's got with Marvel,
Speaker 1: can they get any of the kind of gear that
Speaker 1: they've gotten to stick it on their acls to strengthen
Speaker 1: them up.
Speaker 3: Run out with the ice packs already strapped off.
Speaker 1: I four was at the game on Saturday night with
Speaker 1: Matt Damon.
Speaker 3: He's still here. We saw him when did we go
Speaker 3: to the UFC febr a month ago? Yeah, and he
Speaker 3: was sitting in the front row with Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 1: This was February. Now it's the end of March. He's
Speaker 1: still here. Haw's Matt Damon moved to Australia.
Speaker 3: Or has Chris Hemsworth hired him to be his personal assistant?
Speaker 1: Buddy? What's going on? They're still hanging out together and
Speaker 1: going to see AFL games on a Saturday night as well.
Speaker 3: Pretty sure Matt Damon was wearing the same cap he
Speaker 3: was in when we saw him.
Speaker 1: Also, tell you what they should have got he should
Speaker 1: have I don't know whether it's a connection with this
Speaker 1: new mega deal that the AFL have done with Marvel,
Speaker 1: where he has to do so many appearances over there
Speaker 1: the new season. Now at the stadium, he should then
Speaker 1: dress as thor he should come in character.
Speaker 3: Well, they made the players dressers, thoughts. At least they
Speaker 3: could do as they thought dressing.
Speaker 1: And he should have got his hammer out to flatten
Speaker 1: down that monkey shoddy pitch that they've got there. Why
Speaker 1: are there so many problems with the AFL's own stadium pitch.
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's got something to do with any moving.
Speaker 1: They kept saying, the pitch moving. How can a pitch move?
Speaker 3: They've had problems. I remember they've had problems with it
Speaker 3: in the past where teams were complaining about playing there.
Speaker 3: But obviously they make the fixture and they can't change
Speaker 3: it because of all the deals they do with the
Speaker 3: stadium and just with fixturing, so they can't change it
Speaker 3: last minute. But you're right, the guys were running on
Speaker 3: it and sand was blowing up like they were running
Speaker 3: through an actual sand pit.
Speaker 1: In the EPR with Soccer England at the end of
Speaker 1: a season, all the stadiums, the pictures are pretty rough
Speaker 1: because we have played a full season. They've had nine
Speaker 1: months of footy on them, so they have a lot
Speaker 1: of wear and tear. It looked like it was the
Speaker 1: last game of the year. It's not the first. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know grounds keeping expert, but it was an absolute mess.
Speaker 1: And I'm guessing that for everyone who does footy tipping,
Speaker 1: that must have just gone to pot this weekend because
Speaker 1: all these crazy results.
Speaker 3: I got two from nine this weekend deparently.
Speaker 1: Mind what's happened with the huge upset results? That's actually
Speaker 1: not that much competition.
Speaker 3: Big on the Lions, I got Richmond and I got
Speaker 3: the Saints, got up by one point. That was my
Speaker 3: only other win.
Speaker 1: Cool. Hey, you know what you know what this means?
Speaker 1: There a Jack and Ize team the DC and the
Speaker 1: Bomb is not having a great start. We need a
Speaker 1: Monday song. This is a song we've had made to
Speaker 1: cheer everyone up on a Monday. This is what we
Speaker 1: all need. If your team lost over the weekend.
Speaker 4: Alarm clock has no tag it Jill tw you will
Speaker 4: wake at six.
Speaker 5: Am Monday morning.
Speaker 4: Is here to ruin your life again. Life again.
Speaker 2: Butts of your boss and your idiot coworkers.
Speaker 4: Your emails are piling up.
Speaker 6: If only there.
Speaker 4: Was a way to help you get up.
Speaker 3: Well, there's no bosses here here, there's no emails here.
Speaker 4: Here, there's no boring work makes chewing up your mondays.
Speaker 1: Are reborn the water War.
Speaker 4: Come join us in the breakfast Show Hunter, the christ
Speaker 4: Carnal Breakfast Show. It's Monday morning. Here we go.
Speaker 3: It's working.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what. I'm getting a buzz already. It's
Speaker 1: like a caffeine shot of adrenaline. Very very good. That
Speaker 1: is a jack Post original that it's on Monday. Song
Speaker 1: after the next song, then we're telling about what is
Speaker 1: in this morning's breakfast show. Hot tub. It's got one
Speaker 1: I four point three, Good morning, thirteen minutes about six
Speaker 1: d's will still win it this year?
Speaker 2: Mark my words for Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold
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Speaker 1: If it's a weekend, it means Petrina Jones was at
Speaker 1: the red carpet of something Auriel's wedding this weekend.
Speaker 5: Yeah it was fun. Actually I took Mumsy along this weekend.
Speaker 1: I saw lovely photo of you and your mum. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what a lovely looking woman.
Speaker 5: Do we look alike?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I could say to know what it was. The eyes, Yes,
Speaker 1: Killer's eyes, but lovely eyes, lovely eyes? Did Mumsy enjoy
Speaker 1: mers wording?
Speaker 5: She loved it? Yes, she thought it was lots of
Speaker 5: fun And.
Speaker 1: How was it in terms of the movie? Is exactly
Speaker 1: the same, And they adapted it a bit for the
Speaker 1: stage version.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they've brought it into the modern era a bit.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 5: We've got you know, tinder and that sort of mentions.
Speaker 1: Like that, but modern stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what all the young ones are into
Speaker 5: these days.
Speaker 1: But he meets someone on my space, you know.
Speaker 5: And Kate Killer hiked the did the music. I didn't
Speaker 5: realize that till Saturday night. And it's brilliant. It's lots
Speaker 5: of fun. It's really good for girls to go along.
Speaker 5: I think if you had like a girl's night out,
Speaker 5: it'd be lots of fun.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about taking fifteen mates of mine or guys.
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't say good.
Speaker 1: We wouldn't be welcome. No, we don't like musicals, don't
Speaker 1: like romance. Well, you know, how do you get on
Speaker 1: with the excavator? Now? Jack was telling us Friday that
Speaker 1: he was going to be hiring an excavator that was
Speaker 1: clearly too big. It was like a maths question at school.
Speaker 1: So what were the dimensions of this beast of a
Speaker 1: machine to make it through?
Speaker 3: The space available the hiring websites to do is nine
Speaker 3: to ninety millimeters wide, and we wanted to get it
Speaker 3: through a thousand milimeter passageway. I want to thank some
Speaker 3: of the listeners of this show actually heard me talking
Speaker 3: about on Friday who begged me not to try to
Speaker 3: fit in the excavator with no runs.
Speaker 1: For your hands unless you've got a one millimeter finger
Speaker 1: or you can put a NOWL file down the side
Speaker 1: to try and you know, drag it in.
Speaker 3: They really begged me to go for a smaller machine,
Speaker 3: and thank god we did because it was an eight
Speaker 3: ten I think millimeter in the end. So with one
Speaker 3: hundred and ninety millimeters space, we still struggled to get
Speaker 3: it through. Really yeah, because what I didn't think about
Speaker 3: is the ground was a bit uneven. So with ten
Speaker 3: mil if the missione.
Speaker 1: Your Marble stadium, we're doing that pitch there where you
Speaker 1: were excavating it for Gil.
Speaker 3: Maybe you need to actually back.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I didn't look too different than that on the weekend
Speaker 3: with the dog.
Speaker 1: Poo every week and So those are the excavators. Once
Speaker 1: you get them up and moving, they're quite a bit.
Speaker 1: Even a smaller one still have quite a bit of
Speaker 1: power to them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, Yeah, the small one was all we needed. Really,
Speaker 3: I don't know why I thought we were digging up
Speaker 3: with the big one, because chew up the earth, don't
Speaker 3: they really chew up the earth?
Speaker 1: Its emotion. Take a moment, take a knee if you want.
Speaker 3: I wasn't driving as well, which was another thing. Well,
Speaker 3: the people who were messaging me who listened to the show, said, please,
Speaker 3: do you know what you're doing. Don't try and drive
Speaker 3: this big thing through that small gap. Please hire someone
Speaker 3: who knows how to do it. So I asked my carpenter.
Speaker 3: He actually knows how to drive it. So I got
Speaker 3: him to drive it.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I said, because, like I said, years ago, we
Speaker 1: were kissed. My dad hired one of these excavators and
Speaker 1: he went one way, it went another way, and he
Speaker 1: broke the neighbor's fence panel went through it. It was
Speaker 1: like kind of a mister being Benny Hill thing. I
Speaker 1: just didn't carried on going, I'm chewing up the ground,
Speaker 1: precious card.
Speaker 3: But we still broake something. We went through a storm
Speaker 3: water pipe and the water pipe noluk in my neighbor's
Speaker 3: a plumber, because I just went down and knocked on
Speaker 3: his door. But otherwise we had water spitting out for
Speaker 3: a while.
Speaker 1: So what was that You didn't know there were like
Speaker 1: pipes obviously.
Speaker 3: Running through that we did. I think he was going
Speaker 3: for hoping the pipes were deeper than what they were.
Speaker 3: So when when our real plumber had when our real
Speaker 3: plumber had put the water down, he's meant to put
Speaker 3: it like properly underground, dig a hole and put it underground.
Speaker 3: And it was shallow level, like you could have dug
Speaker 3: it up with your hair dodgy.
Speaker 1: This is why people like you and I gent we
Speaker 1: have a very very flimsy, narrow skill set and we
Speaker 1: have no business to any Whenever I do anything around
Speaker 1: the house, it will lower the value of the house.
Speaker 1: It's actually it's a false cost saving. Get someone an
Speaker 1: actual grown up round to do it for me.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 2: point three On this.
Speaker 1: Day, mystery On this day, Oh, it is the eighty
Speaker 1: fourth day of the year two hundred and eighty one.
Speaker 1: Days ago until Christmas, there's two hundred and eighty sleeps
Speaker 1: and March the twenty fifth, So on this day in
Speaker 1: history today, March the twenty five, last week in March.
Speaker 1: Back in nineteen seventy, the world's fastest commercial airliner, Concord.
Speaker 1: Concord is to take it. We very very very very
Speaker 1: quickly from London to New York normally around eight hours
Speaker 1: by traveling twice the speed of sound. That's around about
Speaker 1: eleven hundred kilometers an hour. Normal airline goes about five
Speaker 1: hundred kilometers an hour. It we're do it in three hours.
Speaker 1: Imagine that, so eight hour flight?
Speaker 3: Have we gone backwards? Because every step away with technology
Speaker 3: we shorten and get more efficient. Why have we gone backwards?
Speaker 1: I know it was a supersonic plane. It stopped flying
Speaker 1: around two hundred and three, but anyway, two thousand and
Speaker 1: three or two hundred and three, they didn't even have
Speaker 1: flight then.
Speaker 5: Didn't I have? Didn't I send off light lasers or something?
Speaker 5: When they broke the sound barrier in the plane down
Speaker 5: the cabin there a celebration.
Speaker 1: Yeah really I never went on it, Pats. It only
Speaker 1: had about seats for eighty two people. Little thing, I've
Speaker 1: been on it at a museum, tiny little thing.
Speaker 3: So was it not cost effective? Is that why they
Speaker 3: stopped flying it? Or was it more dangerous?
Speaker 1: No, there was a really bad accident. It crashed in
Speaker 1: Paris and killed quite a few people, and it was kind.
Speaker 5: Of seen as old, wasn't it. The technology?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think people were worried about getting on
Speaker 1: it as well, and that's why it sort of wrapped
Speaker 1: up a couple of years after that, never really fully
Speaker 1: recovered from it. But on the day in mystery, on
Speaker 1: the stay in history today March twenty fifth, a world
Speaker 1: record set in this great southern land. A world record
Speaker 1: for the world's longest something, the world's longest something.
Speaker 3: Longest piece of string, not.
Speaker 1: Set on the state. Still you lost it to Vienna,
Speaker 1: along with most Liverpool City. I think that's what tip
Speaker 1: van to most of Livermool City. They have the world's
Speaker 1: longest piece of string.
Speaker 5: Was it the longest pub crawl?
Speaker 1: No? I wonder what I wonder is that a world record?
Speaker 1: What is the world's longest pub? Cruel?
Speaker 3: To be here?
Speaker 1: What do it would go? It would be? I know
Speaker 1: you'd be up in Queensland. What is it like a month.
Speaker 1: All right, then give us a call. Then the world's
Speaker 1: longest A brand new world record was set in this country.
Speaker 1: It was actually two years ago, so it's a more
Speaker 1: recent one. Two years ago, twenty seventeen, a world record
Speaker 1: was set for the world's longest What do you think
Speaker 1: it was here in Australia nine four one four one
Speaker 1: oh four three nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 1: I'll give you another clue, because it's Monday and it's Earnie.
Speaker 1: It was actually set up in Queensland. And when I
Speaker 1: read the answer, it's like, yeah, that figures. Actually, if
Speaker 1: there was an area that would set something like that,
Speaker 1: it would be Queensland. Nine four one four one oh
Speaker 1: four three.
Speaker 2: If you guess, is the Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's
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Speaker 1: Put an on this day, Mystery, on this day, Mystery
Speaker 1: on this day today. Two years ago, twenty fifth of March,
Speaker 1: a world record was set in Queensland for the world's longest.
Speaker 1: I think it was Shannon.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 1: How are you. I'm good you had a good weekend.
Speaker 7: I did very good, indeed excellent.
Speaker 1: What do you think the answer is? The world's longest.
Speaker 7: What I believe it was the world's longest banana split.
Speaker 1: This is so random. I found it out yesterday. I
Speaker 1: was amazing the world's long longest banana splits set in Innersfeld, Queensland.
Speaker 1: The world record had been now unbeaten in twenty nine years,
Speaker 1: and then they made one that was eight kilometers long.
Speaker 3: Ah right, okay, So when you first said it, I
Speaker 3: thought they had to find the world's longest banana.
Speaker 1: And ak banana. I mean no, there is some big
Speaker 1: ones at Cole's, but not eight. So they squished bananas
Speaker 1: end to end forty thousand, So it's forty thousand bananas
Speaker 1: were used, which is incredible. How did you know that I'm.
Speaker 7: From the channe that eat.
Speaker 1: The record in the Wow? Then what I claim to
Speaker 1: find You are from the home of the world's longest
Speaker 1: banana space.
Speaker 3: Well, they got the big banana in Cuffs Harbor. They
Speaker 3: need in Queensland. They needed the big banana splits straightly.
Speaker 1: It loves all right, Shannon, Thank you very much and cool,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Yesterday when I was looking at this,
Speaker 1: I started to Google it and I saw a photo
Speaker 1: of it and all these volunteers that were trying to help,
Speaker 1: but get it already, do about twelve hours to get ready.
Speaker 1: And then the only thing I could think of, why
Speaker 1: is radio? We need some audio to go with Banana Splitz.
Speaker 1: The news thing about it always really boring. And then
Speaker 1: suddenly I remember one of my favorite kids TV shows
Speaker 1: as a kid. It was on a Saturday morning we
Speaker 1: used to have, like Saturday Morning cartoons, was the Banana
Speaker 1: Splits and this amazing theme tune. If you have a
Speaker 1: certain age, you remember this great trippy theme tune. Did
Speaker 1: you get this perch?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we used to get it on a Saturday morning too,
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 1: Ye, along with all the cartoons.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I used to love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, highlight of your weekend was Saturday Morning Cartoons. Do
Speaker 1: you remember this show? It's a lot of big puppet
Speaker 1: animals with musical.
Speaker 5: Instruments and those cars they used to drive around on.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So these two mind obviously to these various songs,
Speaker 1: some of which were written by Barry White really really yep.
Speaker 1: Gene Crooper drummed on some of them as well, Sucka.
Speaker 1: The songs were amazing as part of the Banana Splits.
Speaker 1: I absolutely can you remember in the animal's names.
Speaker 5: No, I can't. My brothers would though, because they influenced,
Speaker 5: you know, got me into it.
Speaker 1: I think there was Fleagel and two or three others.
Speaker 1: Bonus points today if anyone can call in and remember
Speaker 1: without going anywhere near the internet, what the other big
Speaker 1: giant animals were that did the Banana Splitz Adventure hour
Speaker 1: on nine four one four, one oh four three.
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Speaker 1: time so over the weekend. Then footy is back. I
Speaker 1: won't see the d's not be kin in an ideal
Speaker 1: manner against Port Adelaide. One of the interesting things I've
Speaker 1: found out during the game is that Port Adelaide have
Speaker 1: just launched a brand new thing for their fans. What
Speaker 1: do you make of this? A dating app for lonely
Speaker 1: Poor Adelaide fans to find love with other lonely Poor
Speaker 1: Adelaide fans. I think this is amazing.
Speaker 3: So they match them up to meet at a game.
Speaker 3: Isn't that right? So you got on the app and say, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm looking for love, I want another Port fin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna be sat in this seat. If you're interested,
Speaker 1: come and find me, yeap.
Speaker 3: And then what I heard is they could they put
Speaker 3: the actually put them on the big screen and say, hey,
Speaker 3: this couple's trying to get along today.
Speaker 1: That bit they don't need to do embarrassing, too much
Speaker 1: pressure on any relationship, even when they there's nothing worse
Speaker 1: than young couples who've been married. Do you get this
Speaker 1: sort of time? Oh? Or do we hear the pits
Speaker 1: a butter of her tiny feet? When are you two
Speaker 1: going to have children? But when you're on a first
Speaker 1: date or second or third day, you do want to
Speaker 1: be up on the kiss cam? Do you? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And then they so they asked that they introduced the
Speaker 3: couple to the crowd and then at three quarter a time,
Speaker 3: they cross back to them and say, how do.
Speaker 1: They do it on pitch? Sort of on film kind
Speaker 1: of you know, interview normally with the captains, But how
Speaker 1: do you think of review it so far? How's it
Speaker 1: going so far? Well?
Speaker 3: And then you imagine getting dumped in front of you know,
Speaker 3: a stadium full of forty thousand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're happy to meet them there, then you
Speaker 1: should have to finish with them as well, in front
Speaker 1: of the crowd. I did this as a unique idea,
Speaker 1: you know of maybe there's other areas that footie could
Speaker 1: do this as well. I mean, Colinwood. I know that
Speaker 1: they they find love the old fashioned way in a
Speaker 1: pub car park. That's that's how That's how they like
Speaker 1: to do it. But I'm thinking, is the footy a fertile?
Speaker 1: Is that the ideal place for romance to happen? You know,
Speaker 1: You've got someone yelling in your ear, carderpies, you know,
Speaker 1: and spilling beer down your neck. Can this is where
Speaker 1: I'm going to find the next love of my life?
Speaker 3: Is true? Bank of my wife? When I first took
Speaker 3: to the footy, was shocked at how many people were
Speaker 3: swearing and yelling and see I think it's very.
Speaker 1: Mild compared to what it's like for EPL games, where
Speaker 1: it is non stop. It's someone's like toarette's abuse to
Speaker 1: the umpires place.
Speaker 3: You can't even be trusted to Sydney. On another, it's
Speaker 3: from one side of the stadium has been the other side.
Speaker 1: I still find it incredible that there are no fans
Speaker 1: segregated here for sports, and I hope you know that
Speaker 1: never changes and that's what's unique about the sport. But yeah,
Speaker 1: sometimes for really bad rivalry for EPL teams, you have
Speaker 1: to stay an hour in the ground until they've got
Speaker 1: the other lot out on the trains and away. Embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Not a is annoying. It's embarrassing, really man. Not all
Speaker 1: fans want to turn to a game and then start
Speaker 1: fighting on the streets. So I want to know, has
Speaker 1: anyone ever met their other half at the footy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: This must happen, do we think.
Speaker 3: I can't think of any of my friends who have
Speaker 3: met their partner at the footy, but surely of thousands
Speaker 3: of people going in the footy every weekend must have
Speaker 3: happened at least one.
Speaker 1: Do you think it would be a good place to
Speaker 1: take someone on a first date. I don't know then, yeah,
Speaker 1: and also you don't know. Look what's happened in this
Speaker 1: opening round one? Right, so many upsets. You'd be really
Speaker 1: upset if you took them to see your team. You're
Speaker 1: really excited and they lost. You feel kind of annoyed
Speaker 1: and peed off, don't you with your team?
Speaker 3: And it can bring out the worst behavior.
Speaker 1: Yeah, help people handle that as well. Anyway, I want
Speaker 1: to know this one. Is this something that is a
Speaker 1: good idea? Have you ever met have you met your
Speaker 1: partner at the footy? Nine four four one O four
Speaker 1: three nine four one four one I four three give
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Speaker 1: Port Adelaide have launched a dating app for Lonely in
Speaker 1: Love Port Adelaide fans to hook up with other lonely
Speaker 1: Love Port Adelaide fans. Mark's just texted in here, Christian.
Speaker 1: They have to have that app for fellow Port fans
Speaker 1: because they're very limited in proper use of words and
Speaker 1: like those other views of Mark. Thank you very much
Speaker 1: for your text. Do you have the footy here? I
Speaker 1: know they do some America the kiss cam.
Speaker 3: I've seen the kiss cam.
Speaker 4: Oh have they Yeah, I've seen.
Speaker 1: I think you had it here. It's not like in America.
Speaker 1: It's done on all sort of ice hockey games and
Speaker 1: football games. It's huge, don't We can't do it in England.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid because it would basically people pull their pants
Speaker 1: down start to show the bottoms.
Speaker 3: English soccer fans be trusted with all.
Speaker 1: Wielding like hannimal lecture to watch our national sport and
Speaker 1: then wield out not all like that. It is a
Speaker 1: like a politician. It's a tiny minority ruining it for
Speaker 1: everybody else.
Speaker 3: I've seen a great one at the AFL, which is
Speaker 3: called the oblivious cam. Well, they'll spot somebody who's on
Speaker 3: their phone or just staring into space picking their nose,
Speaker 3: put the cam on them until they notice that they've
Speaker 3: been up, put up on the big screen, so it
Speaker 3: can last for a minute while they're just playing on
Speaker 3: their phone and the crowd's going oh.
Speaker 1: When I was at the D's game at the g
Speaker 1: Over the weekend, Saturday afternoon is a beautiful Sunday afternoon
Speaker 1: and a great way to see the g Hoff empty
Speaker 1: as well, there was an old guy next to it
Speaker 1: with me who kept lending me his buyos. I gotta
Speaker 1: be honest, I didn't want to stand out. I'm not
Speaker 1: entirely sure what I was meant to be looking at
Speaker 1: that I couldn't already see, so politeness, were you want
Speaker 1: to have a close up in there? Oh yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: I had to use the buy notos for a couple
Speaker 1: of seconds to make it look good. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, okay, amazing having the buyos at the game
Speaker 1: here to get a close up of Max Gorn's boots.
Speaker 1: Thank you, sir. All Right, so I want to know,
Speaker 1: have you ever met anyone at the footy? Is this
Speaker 1: a good idea? Do you think this radio station is
Speaker 1: a dating app for the god Gold with people that
Speaker 1: want to talk about their love of Mondo rock songs
Speaker 1: on the radio.
Speaker 3: We get started just as people call in, and we'll
Speaker 3: do it old school.
Speaker 1: We started dating dating service on the show. Here. Lara's
Speaker 1: on the line. Good morning, Lara, Good morning, Hey Lara,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. I hope you had a great weekend, Lara.
Speaker 1: Have you met someone at the footy?
Speaker 3: I have?
Speaker 7: Back in two thousand and nine, I used to play
Speaker 7: outdoor cricket and the girls and I were all all
Speaker 7: Hawthorn supporters, so we used to go to the to
Speaker 7: the footy and we used to see this guy all
Speaker 7: the time at the pub, and the girls kind of
Speaker 7: knew him just to say hello, and I had a
Speaker 7: big crushing in for a long time. And then he
Speaker 7: finally got the courriage to excuse they got the carriage
Speaker 7: to ask me out. And we're all sitting at this
Speaker 7: table at the pub and he said he came a
Speaker 7: sat with us, and all the girls vacated from the
Speaker 7: table very quickly, and he said, can I ask your
Speaker 7: personal question? I'm care And he says, are you and
Speaker 7: the guys or girl? And if I of course said guys.
Speaker 7: But all my friends were all gay. That's why he
Speaker 7: thought that we all played out of the cricket. That
Speaker 7: he thought that I was gay as well, so I
Speaker 7: thought he'd better check first. And yeah, So we always
Speaker 7: met up at the footy every weekend, and we started
Speaker 7: dating from that first question, and we've been together for
Speaker 7: ten years. We've bought a house and got two kids.
Speaker 1: I can ask you what it's amazing, it's congratias. Are
Speaker 1: you playing coplonk In the background there.
Speaker 7: No, I'm driving to work?
Speaker 3: Well the lever you keep pull.
Speaker 1: Trap game in the background. The indicator maybe was about
Speaker 1: I go and get the car service. If it is
Speaker 1: that Lara, thank you very much? She called Lara, have
Speaker 1: a good week's you call?
Speaker 4: Ye?
Speaker 7: Thanks?
Speaker 4: Than it was?
Speaker 1: I thought I was going mad.
Speaker 5: It sounded like yahti you about what board game?
Speaker 1: Is? She driving to work?
Speaker 4: Life must be bad?
Speaker 1: I can't like it was a plunk, but it sounded
Speaker 1: like a marble one? Didn't it doing a marble? Rather?
Speaker 3: Not something?
Speaker 1: I got no idea.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 1: Three and Excess by my side. I don't know whether
Speaker 1: it's that song or what we've just been talking about,
Speaker 1: but Jack and I maybe I have stumbled on something here.
Speaker 1: If Paul Adelaide think the best thing for them to
Speaker 1: do to look after their fans is to help them
Speaker 1: date each other with this new fan dating app, I
Speaker 1: think maybe we should be turning this show into some
Speaker 1: kind of bordello, the breakfast bardello. Is there a way
Speaker 1: we can help listeners that would like to date another
Speaker 1: listener who shares the common love of gold one four
Speaker 1: point three and and somehow during the show they have
Speaker 1: a date, maybe during a song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't know exactly how it works it out,
Speaker 3: but all the prerequist it is is do you like gold?
Speaker 1: YEP?
Speaker 3: Are you single?
Speaker 1: That's all we need to know. Then we know if
Speaker 1: there's a market demand, as I believe people call it,
Speaker 1: then we can start to work out how we do
Speaker 1: an in show dating service for gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three. Listeners, Okay, so you need to be single
Speaker 1: and have a love of gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 1: All right, if that's you, give me a call nine
Speaker 1: four one four one oh four three The.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 1: So we're making this up in front of your ears
Speaker 1: like most shows, to be honest, It's started off by
Speaker 1: me finding out the weekend that Paul Adelaide have got
Speaker 1: dating service, an actual app now for their fans, so
Speaker 1: fans can hook up with each other share the love
Speaker 1: of port ad eight And I think does this radio
Speaker 1: show do we were missing a trick here? Can we have
Speaker 1: help people that you know share a common love of gold?
Speaker 1: One oh four point three. So we started to asking
Speaker 1: are you single. Do you like this radio station? Let's
Speaker 1: go from there. Don't know how we run the dates yet,
Speaker 1: Maria coome morning morning. How are you? I'm good? Thanks
Speaker 1: for cooling the show. Thank you? You all right? So
Speaker 1: what do you think about our early idea? At the moment,
Speaker 1: I think it's an awesome idea. Actually I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just didn't think him.
Speaker 3: I just picked up the phone for some weird reason.
Speaker 1: Oh that's great, And I hope you don't mind me
Speaker 1: asking you this, But have you ever used dating services before? Online?
Speaker 1: Because that's the word the world now, isn't it? It is?
Speaker 1: And not for a long long time. Yeah, because I
Speaker 1: guess it feels odd that years ago we were just
Speaker 1: you just hope that you might meet someone decent. Hanging
Speaker 1: around a bar or nightclub. Doesn't seem not the best
Speaker 1: idea anymore, does it? All right? So if we were
Speaker 1: to try and find another guy that wants to meet
Speaker 1: up with another gold one oh four point three listener?
Speaker 1: You know what kind of music do you like? What
Speaker 1: are your favorite bands? Well? I love Prince, he's my Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a favorite. Are you happy to date someone that
Speaker 1: doesn't like Prince? Or is that a red flag. Oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's fine, okay, problem at all? All right, all right,
Speaker 1: stay there, let's just speak to Ollie now. He's given
Speaker 1: us a call as well. Morning Ollie, Christian, How I'm
Speaker 1: good buddy. So you like gold one O four point three?
Speaker 3: I love go one on four point three?
Speaker 1: Long time listener, good man, first time cooler.
Speaker 3: My first time I've been on a few times actually.
Speaker 1: Eighth time caller. Uh and Oli, you're single at the moment? Yep?
Speaker 1: Single to mingle, he's got cashphrads as no, he's ready
Speaker 1: to go, So tell me this then, Ollie. Do you
Speaker 1: like Prince? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I like Prince.
Speaker 1: Come on, I've got tingles. Let's all get a hat.
Speaker 1: It's happening. It's on, Ollie. How would you feel about
Speaker 1: going on a date with a marine online one? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I'm happy you guys setting it up and paying for it.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure whether I'm going to introduce it to
Speaker 1: our new friend online one. Maria, I can start asking
Speaker 1: about the cash side of it.
Speaker 3: Are you in it for the date?
Speaker 1: Olie?
Speaker 3: Are the three meal?
Speaker 1: Yes? I'm in it for the Okay, all right, Maria?
Speaker 1: Do you know the sound of Oli? He likes Prince
Speaker 1: and Gold one I four point three. It's a start.
Speaker 1: This is great. So guys, all right and worked out
Speaker 1: what we're going to do. But how would you feel
Speaker 1: about during the radio show tomorrow having a date? Okay?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so Maria, you're on board. I'm I'm there, OLLI, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess so why not? That isn't the spirit? Oli? Okay,
Speaker 1: that isn't the spirit. You're not you're not putting the
Speaker 1: right vibes out there in signals. Ollie. Okay, let me
Speaker 1: ask you again. Would you like a date during tomorrow's
Speaker 1: breakfast show, Ma, Maria?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: All right, guys, we'll have a think today about the
Speaker 1: best way of doing this, but then we'll have our
Speaker 1: first ever Gold one I four point three dating service
Speaker 1: date tomorrow. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3: You have no idea what was going on from now
Speaker 3: one at the moment.
Speaker 1: We'll work it out by tomorrow morning, six am. Don't worry. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, say tomorrow you two love birds
Speaker 1: have and thank you bye.
Speaker 3: Okay. They sounded like they didn't trust us so much.
Speaker 1: I don't trust myself now. I think, what the hell
Speaker 1: are we going to do now?
Speaker 2: The first time O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 2: four point three.
Speaker 1: How do I tell you about how I now come
Speaker 1: to own our first Australian house And.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, thank you God.
Speaker 1: This is a really genuinely exciting news for us as
Speaker 1: we the continual new adventure of life in Australia. And
Speaker 1: so when I spoke to you Friday, do you remember
Speaker 1: there was no mention of us looking for a house.
Speaker 3: No. Several weeks ago you went to an open inspection,
Speaker 3: but haven't heard about it this week, don't.
Speaker 1: We We tried to buy another place two weeks ago,
Speaker 1: and like so many people are sure you can relate
Speaker 1: to this. We lost out at the Frenzy. That is
Speaker 1: an auction. So we both agreed, then let's not put
Speaker 1: us South through this at the moment. Maybe it's not
Speaker 1: the right time to buy a universe are trying to
Speaker 1: tell us this. Let's leave it for a couple of months.
Speaker 1: See what happens to house prices, the election, all of that.
Speaker 1: That's how I understood the agreement. And I said goodbye
Speaker 1: to my wife Saturday morning as I headed off for
Speaker 1: an uber to go to see the D's at the
Speaker 1: g and there was no mention of anything to do
Speaker 1: with houses whatsoever. She was going to take it easy.
Speaker 1: By the time I'm getting out my uber at the
Speaker 1: g By Gate two, my wife has started texting me, going,
Speaker 1: I've just been watching an auction that I happened to
Speaker 1: pull over and see happening, just to see if I
Speaker 1: can learn anything. Shall I put a bid in? I'm
Speaker 1: looking at my phone. I didn't think we were, you know,
Speaker 1: as you're getting out of the car and I just
Speaker 1: want to get there. I just want to have it
Speaker 1: a couple of hours here. I didn't think. I didn't think,
Speaker 1: and I don't have my glasses with me as well.
Speaker 1: I didn't drink. I didn't think not yet. I didn't
Speaker 1: think we were going to buy a place, said it, Matt.
Speaker 1: This place is lovely. What place? I don't know where
Speaker 1: you're talking. I'm now meeting my mate. We're keering up
Speaker 1: outside the Olympics stand. I guess, and I'm sorry about this.
Speaker 1: My wife might want to put a bit on the house.
Speaker 1: He went, oh, well down, that's really excited. Went, I
Speaker 1: don't know where the houses or what the house is.
Speaker 1: I'm not seeing it. He's like, you joke. I went, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: none of this is a joke. Anyway, it doesn't reach
Speaker 1: its price or whatever an auction, it gets a sad
Speaker 1: passed in posting. So I'm thinking, few, we don't have
Speaker 1: to deal with this. I'll carry on drinking now during
Speaker 1: the d's obviously, it starts well for about nine minutes,
Speaker 1: the deserre playing really well. Then it goes into the
Speaker 1: second half. I meet a man called Titus O'Riley, very
Speaker 1: very funny guy beg on Twitter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a great writer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I followed him. We've often sort of swapped a
Speaker 1: little messages on social media, as is the modern way
Speaker 1: of the world these days. And a knowser fan the show,
Speaker 1: and so someone introduced us to each other at the game.
Speaker 1: As it got a bit messy on the pitch, it
Speaker 1: got very messy with him. He likes to enjoy a
Speaker 1: cold beer and I like to enjoy a cold beer.
Speaker 1: The rest of the two or three hours, I'm in
Speaker 1: rounds with him and I'm now, it's a nice phrase
Speaker 1: I like to describe this point when you've had a
Speaker 1: couple of drinks and everything's good in the world. I
Speaker 1: am nicely a lit Then my wife caused me to
Speaker 1: say I need you to see this house at half six,
Speaker 1: and I should have said I'm drunk. There's no way
Speaker 1: I should be looking at something as big as this. No,
Speaker 1: I go fine. She goes, you're gonna be okay? Do
Speaker 1: that you have had that much? And more drinks are
Speaker 1: turning up, and I think, oh crazy, you know you
Speaker 1: now feel like your eyes are briming with beer. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I come here and look at house, but
Speaker 1: I don't want to let her know. I go, aph
Speaker 1: not a problem. You're not gonna be drunk, are you? Okay,
Speaker 1: cause's a couple hours time, half six, Okay, just slow
Speaker 1: down a bit. Now. I'm not strong enough to slow
Speaker 1: down at a free bar. I'm not that person. So anyway,
Speaker 1: I get there at half six and my wife says
Speaker 1: straight away, oh my god. And the real estate agent
Speaker 1: is in the path waiting for us. She's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god. My teenage daughter Ruby's was like, oh my dad,
Speaker 1: you drunk. Stop saying this. They do the thing where
Speaker 1: they go phaps. So I'm gonna have a wander around.
Speaker 1: I fall over going up the stairs. I blame on
Speaker 1: my teenage daughter. Anyway, the house seems very nice, but
Speaker 1: you know when you've had a few. Everything's good, isn't it. Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was that no toilet anywhere, Yeah, in the garden
Speaker 1: or something. I go to a wife, Yeah, take it,
Speaker 1: She goes, Are you sure? Should we not come back
Speaker 1: to a morning? No, I'm not. I'm not that bad.
Speaker 1: I'm not that bad. I've been drinking for five half hours.
Speaker 1: I'm bad. We make an offer on this house. An
Speaker 1: hour later, I'm signing paperwork. I'm thinking at one point,
Speaker 1: I don't want to sendnything to my wife. I actually
Speaker 1: forgot my middle name. It's not Peter, is it.
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I try and google it, and then I remember what
Speaker 1: it is, and I'm filling out all these forms. But
Speaker 1: the deposit and the offer. The next morning, I wake up.
Speaker 1: You know, you have that thing the night after it's
Speaker 1: look at one night stand and I go, maybe maybe
Speaker 1: I should just drive by the house later day to
Speaker 1: have another look at it, to take it. It's not
Speaker 1: like a drunken thing and you wake up in the
Speaker 1: morning and you have a look and go, oh, that's
Speaker 1: not who I thought. Oh dear, that's not see each
Speaker 1: other every again. I'm not sure. But anyway, we have
Speaker 1: the offer accepted.
Speaker 3: We now so what do you remember of the house
Speaker 3: besides tripping on the.
Speaker 1: Stairs downstairs is really nice. I haven't got a lot
Speaker 1: of memory about upstairs so much so I said to
Speaker 1: the kids, aren't all our bedrooms upstairs lovely? When your
Speaker 1: bedrooms downstairs right that.
Speaker 3: It will be a nice surprise sentiments.
Speaker 1: So we now own a house.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 2: point three.
Speaker 1: Some people don't handle when you know sport lets them down,
Speaker 1: and I didn't. The hell was that? You just fall over?
Speaker 1: Perhaps not?
Speaker 5: I just left the studio, left my booth and the
Speaker 5: doors very squeaky.
Speaker 4: Doesn't need some studio.
Speaker 1: Doors are meant to be like silent, like a spaceship.
Speaker 1: Start rattling around.
Speaker 3: Then hurrying back in the paths. I think three days
Speaker 3: in a row, you've tripped on the way out of
Speaker 3: this when you come and visit during the.
Speaker 1: Song, obviously Pats, because she's doing news every half now,
Speaker 1: she's busy, and the you know, the news is constantly
Speaker 1: evolving and breaking and changing. Pats doesn't have legs. She
Speaker 1: has wheels. She wheels herself around, doesn't she. So I
Speaker 1: think it was some of her trolley the wheels and
Speaker 1: it's like a supermarket one, you know, where one leg
Speaker 1: goes one one that the one goes together, which is
Speaker 1: why she clatters around someone. But Chack, you just came
Speaker 1: in to chat and see how it does. And Jack
Speaker 1: was all is a bit salty with you just and
Speaker 1: it was getting Bombers aren't the only team to lose
Speaker 1: this weekend, the North. They're North one by greater loss
Speaker 1: than us. But no one's raving about the North and
Speaker 1: drinking your bomber's bath water, which the media you have
Speaker 1: done over the last come is go whist the Bombers everyone, Yeah,
Speaker 1: watch them be rubbish.
Speaker 3: I think every half hour you've given us a slap
Speaker 3: in the faith.
Speaker 1: Pats tough on the Bombers, tough on the courses.
Speaker 5: Lost like that's it, that's fine, facts black and white.
Speaker 1: You want to hear you do the sports news like that.
Speaker 1: More aggressive Bombers. I'm talking to you your lost Bang,
Speaker 1: that's that story dealt with next one England. You're screwing
Speaker 1: up breaksit Bang, sport done, Pats.
Speaker 4: Out drop the mic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the greatest sport round up ever. That's all we
Speaker 1: need to say today. Basically, all right, it's today for
Speaker 1: this Morning's Misheard Lyrics. Some of the Hall of Famous
Speaker 1: send in Monday's Misheard lyrics. Big john as a guy
Speaker 1: makes the top five for us every single Monday. You
Speaker 1: send us yours as well. Some of the best ones
Speaker 1: he's found over the last couple of weeks Selene dear
Speaker 1: On the hot dogs must go on, not the heart
Speaker 1: must go on, even.
Speaker 4: Hotach.
Speaker 1: I could hear this every day, To be honest, it
Speaker 1: would never tie for me. I'm not a big fan
Speaker 1: of Seleen d On. This. This makes me I now
Speaker 1: look forward to hearing this song heaven but hotag, I
Speaker 1: believe that the hot dogs go on. You one good
Speaker 1: uncovered a couple of weeks ago. Phil Collins. Yeah, we've
Speaker 1: all heard it as invisible touch Or is it she
Speaker 1: seems to have an invisible Todda? All right, then, so
Speaker 1: brand new ones. Let's go to led Zepp led Zeppelin
Speaker 1: and the awesome immigrant song. Robert Blant screaming, then I
Speaker 1: want to go where there's a West End show? Right?
Speaker 1: Or is he simply saying he wants to go where
Speaker 1: there's a restaurant show? Yes, damn it, I love that song.
Speaker 1: Big Johnny ruined it. He wants to take in a
Speaker 1: restaurant show. Yep, all right, let's go to the Who
Speaker 1: the classic? Who are you? I remember throwing punctures around?
Speaker 1: This might be a new Hall of Famer? Or is
Speaker 1: Roti Daughtry saying I remember throwing budgies around. What's more,
Speaker 1: I remember throwing budgies around. Yep, that works. I like that.
Speaker 1: And then we go to Christoper High on Emotion. If
Speaker 1: you're too familiar with the song, I never heard it.
Speaker 1: I am high on emotion? Or is he saying I'm
Speaker 1: high on emulsion?
Speaker 3: What's emulsion?
Speaker 1: It's a paint. You get, mattch you get emulsion. It's
Speaker 1: a type of paint. Emulsion is a type of paint. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's just about that. Kenny clarkson Misindependent, What happened to
Speaker 1: miss Independent? Or is it what happened to my cinnamon bun? What?
Speaker 1: That's another Hall of favor there? That's the best one
Speaker 1: this morning, besting show? Happened to my cinnamon bun? Butt?
Speaker 2: On?
Speaker 1: John well done? Jack's not gonna like this one. But
Speaker 1: Donna like a prayer. We think she's singing. Let the
Speaker 1: choirs sing? Or is it level crossing? Oh? Yeah, saying
Speaker 1: level crossing, but Donna's warning about the level crossing changes.
Speaker 3: With a bit of a w on the I.
Speaker 1: All right, big John, thank you very much. We go
Speaker 1: through your misshard lyrics. Next, train Drops of Jupiter. If
Speaker 1: you ever hear any you want to send them in
Speaker 1: to me, you can email me Christian at Gold one
Speaker 1: four three dot com dot au. Will go through yours.
Speaker 2: Next The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 2: four point.
Speaker 1: Three time na A, Part two of Monday Morning's Misheard
Speaker 1: Lyrics sys go through some of the best of your
Speaker 1: ones that you've sent to me if you want to
Speaker 1: email me them Christian at Gold one four three dot
Speaker 1: com dot au. We have already done the Cold Chisel,
Speaker 1: one Cheap Wine and a three legged Goat, or if
Speaker 1: there's about undred those coming on text, we have done
Speaker 1: that one. But thank you. If you hear any more,
Speaker 1: let me know. All right, Let's get to Adra and
Speaker 1: listens to show all the way into work a Halsh
Speaker 1: song living Daylights theme tune as well to the Bond
Speaker 1: movie Space comes the Morning and the Headlights fade away
Speaker 1: right Space or Asian is now hearing Come the Morning
Speaker 1: and the head lice, fade away, Yes, come the morning
Speaker 1: and finally the shampoo weren't the headlights is? They're falling away?
Speaker 1: All right? This one comes from Lizzie. Her one is
Speaker 1: a big old Mickey be song Michael Bolton? How can
Speaker 1: we be lovers if we can't be friends? You can't
Speaker 1: miss hear this classic? Can you? Oh? You can? How
Speaker 1: can we be lovers if we can't beat France? Let's
Speaker 1: that again? How can we be lovers if we can't
Speaker 1: beat France? Yeah? That's it govern as well. Email me yours,
Speaker 1: Christian of Gold one o four three dot com dot au, The.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one four point three.
Speaker 1: So last week ugly, ugly scenes, really awkward situation that
Speaker 1: you put this show in. Jack.
Speaker 3: I got a shed for free from our producer Brad
Speaker 3: because we needed one. Then we had it at home
Speaker 3: for a while and we decided we didn't actually need it.
Speaker 1: No, this is where I take contention with this. There's
Speaker 1: no wi You're during the show and then suddenly go
Speaker 1: oh god when you see that your wife has decided
Speaker 1: to sell it without warning you on gum Tree. Sell
Speaker 1: a shed given for free by our producer who he
Speaker 1: said he was offered four hundred bucks for it, but
Speaker 1: he knew you guys, you'd spend a lot of money
Speaker 1: doing your reno. He's trying to help a guy out.
Speaker 1: You see that, and you're showing the finger and go,
Speaker 1: I'm going to try and make a hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: Well, Bianker listening for seventy five dollars, and we should
Speaker 3: have actually put more. After we spoke about it on
Speaker 3: the shows. We actually had a lot of inquiry.
Speaker 1: He did come back radios. I turned on radios God
Speaker 1: one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: The producers Bread shared good news seventy five bucks on
Speaker 3: the weekend. We want to give the money to Brad,
Speaker 3: but I'm just thinking, what how much of that seventy
Speaker 3: five dollars goes to Brad?
Speaker 1: Oh it's brad Shed. Yes, but they merely looked after
Speaker 1: it for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: Yes, but you got to keep in mind we did
Speaker 3: the like this seller should get some cost. And also
Speaker 3: I had to help the guy lift the shed into
Speaker 3: his trailer, all six parts of it.
Speaker 1: So what you think, well, I'm just had it shed
Speaker 1: for free that you're now going to take some kind
Speaker 1: of shifters for it for you for lifting it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is that half?
Speaker 1: Do you think? No, it's it's nothing. Let's get producer
Speaker 1: brand on the awful producer back cheap old microphone, the
Speaker 1: Macha's drive through microphone. You deserve all.
Speaker 3: The money now, all the money and you're still own
Speaker 3: me for the car parking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so you've actually own ninety five dollars and
Speaker 1: I think it's interest as well, so around it up
Speaker 1: to one hundred. It's a very bad cup of days year,
Speaker 1: the Bombers losing and now this.
Speaker 3: But Brad, would you agree it is annoying to sell
Speaker 3: something on gum Tree. You've got to work out a
Speaker 3: time with the person. Oh okay, I'll make a now
Speaker 3: clear my Sunday morning so you can come out, yes,
Speaker 3: or help a lot?
Speaker 1: Is ther question? Isn't it annoying when you turned down
Speaker 1: four hundred dollars for a shed? You give it to
Speaker 1: someone because they need some help, and they turn around
Speaker 1: and make money off you. It was a housewarming gift
Speaker 1: to help out two people who are struggling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, we'll take you and your wife out
Speaker 3: to dinner.
Speaker 1: I know it's a cash deal now, given the seventy
Speaker 1: five bar.
Speaker 3: Right, you won the seventy five dollars cash. Don't make
Speaker 3: absolutely you want all right, yep, I'll bring in tomorrow.
Speaker 1: So if he didn't ask it, because he's a good guy,
Speaker 1: would you have kept the money? And could you couldn't.
Speaker 3: I would have taken him and his wife out to dinner.
Speaker 6: He'd have never invited me around because he would have said,
Speaker 6: where's the ship?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's gold one oh four
Speaker 2: point three.
Speaker 1: So this is really exciting. Then Melbourne Comedy Festival back
Speaker 1: this year, starts this week and first time I been
Speaker 1: here to enjoy your comedy festival. I've done Edinburgh Comedy
Speaker 1: Festival a couple times, which is not the world's biggest one,
Speaker 1: and then the next biggest one just behind that is
Speaker 1: right here in Melbourne. And there are so many acts
Speaker 1: that I know who are coming over to do it.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to going to sing and so hopefully
Speaker 1: discovering some new ones as well. But there's a guy
Speaker 1: who I've seen many times called Rob and a Bandoman
Speaker 1: the show's called a Banderman. They are here and I
Speaker 1: thought we've got to get them onto the show. I
Speaker 1: can't recommend his show enough. Rob.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, that's very lovely of you. Thank you.
Speaker 6: We've done We've done the Edinburgh Fringe together multiple times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now I'm here. I've been part of your
Speaker 1: advance party. I've been sort of getting everyone ready for
Speaker 1: when Rober is here from a bandoman.
Speaker 6: I landed last night and I got so excited. So
Speaker 6: I knew I was coming on Goal this morning, but
Speaker 6: I didn't know that I was coming on the Christian.
Speaker 1: I hope that wasn't an unwelcome surprise, gir who's never
Speaker 1: really cared for that guy back in England the lot thing.
Speaker 3: I thought you must have requested Christian because connection.
Speaker 1: Now, Christopher, because I know when if you come and
Speaker 1: when people find out what you do why it's such
Speaker 1: a great show that is different every single night. And
Speaker 1: so I've done that. I've been to see your show
Speaker 1: every time afternoon the festival. Got on my radio show
Speaker 1: and I don't know if you also remember a couple
Speaker 1: of years ago we did one of those awful the
Speaker 1: worst things you can ever be asked to do, are
Speaker 1: go and appear at a school fundraiser with you where
Speaker 1: you go and have to do a gig in a
Speaker 1: school hall raising money for some light new wing or
Speaker 1: a minibus CEA. We did one of those about six
Speaker 1: or seven years ago.
Speaker 4: Am I ride and saying the school was very wealthy.
Speaker 1: We up there it was a hobwatch and I'm like,
Speaker 1: thank you guys for coming. We're trying to raise money
Speaker 1: for a new minibus. And I'm thinking, yeah, I definitely was.
Speaker 6: I definitely have a feeling that like let in you know,
Speaker 6: a coarter of a new student in new guy of
Speaker 6: go there like this is this is not the local
Speaker 6: cancel run education? Do you want to be Mary's teaching
Speaker 6: five classes at the same time, she's missus doubt firing from.
Speaker 4: Room to room.
Speaker 6: It was just like, you know, at the moment it's
Speaker 6: a ratio of one teacher that it's you that was
Speaker 6: pretty stressed.
Speaker 1: It's a definition of first world problem. So I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: you don't need a mini bush.
Speaker 4: They definitely didn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the one is only about six months old. Why
Speaker 1: do you want to get rid of that? So anyway,
Speaker 1: how many times have you done in Melbourne comedy?
Speaker 6: This is this is only my second time. So my
Speaker 6: first time I had a lovely run, but a very
Speaker 6: interesting one. So I jumped on stage on night three,
Speaker 6: so I did, uh Thursday, Friday, Saturday Saturday night did
Speaker 6: later of Max Watts jumped up, came down, broken the
Speaker 6: on stage. Yeah, broken the on stage. So dropped to
Speaker 6: the ground, rolled under the curtain and just hid there
Speaker 6: as the crowd were like clap.
Speaker 1: Do you think this was part of the show? Because
Speaker 1: if I saw that? Or like, why do they get
Speaker 1: these ideas?
Speaker 4: Do you fair?
Speaker 6: So many people afterwards thought it was the cockiest exit.
Speaker 4: So to the crowd, it looks like.
Speaker 1: The pilot.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it came down, broke the knee, and literally as
Speaker 6: people were clapping, I just I knew, I knew what
Speaker 6: had happened. So I just tucked and rolled and then
Speaker 6: I just laid the training teach you that and then
Speaker 6: you don't move the show.
Speaker 3: You're a very physical part of the show. Or is
Speaker 3: it because it's music based? So are you just doing
Speaker 3: tepp jumping at the crowd start?
Speaker 6: Watched Diplo from Major Lazer do a DJ set and
Speaker 6: at the.
Speaker 1: End, I've seen you right, there's no move. A little bit.
Speaker 6: Before welcome very much, and like a man who just
Speaker 6: heard jump around, I took him very literally.
Speaker 4: So yeah.
Speaker 6: So so my whole time in Melbourne to spend on crouchets.
Speaker 6: So all my memories in Melbourne are people go, do
Speaker 6: you want to go here? I go, let me see,
Speaker 6: and then I check the Google maps and it was
Speaker 6: two hundred meters away.
Speaker 4: I go, lads go on ahead, shirt.
Speaker 3: So what are the rest of the shows, like, are
Speaker 3: you wheeling yourself around?
Speaker 6: I had, I used my crutches, I got on stage
Speaker 6: and then I take a seat, and a bit that
Speaker 6: I got really into, i'd use the microphone stand to
Speaker 6: kind of hoist myself up. But I never told the
Speaker 6: crowd on the.
Speaker 1: Same thing for his live work as well, you get
Speaker 1: out the chair for a bit, and but it.
Speaker 4: Was I left with so much energy.
Speaker 6: So when you finished the show every night because I
Speaker 6: hadn't stood up, He'll be like do you want to
Speaker 6: go enough? And I'd be like, do you know what,
Speaker 6: I'm just going to chill for fis.
Speaker 1: I'll be like, yeah, like you now this year just
Speaker 1: on a throne.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this year. I'm actually frankly livid that they're.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, you're going to move around?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I requested a smaller stage.
Speaker 6: Yeare a set that gives me no room to move.
Speaker 6: It's it's you know, just trying to limit that. Uh
Speaker 6: you know, I've got I've got bananas oranges at a halftime.
Speaker 6: I've really I've worked it out, trying to create the
Speaker 6: experience again, So so.
Speaker 1: Your match fit, you've just done adelaide as well, like
Speaker 1: you know a lot of the Communians go and get
Speaker 1: everything ready and raise a shop then so you're ready
Speaker 1: for Melbourne.
Speaker 6: Feeling And where are you wor Spiegel Tent a thirty
Speaker 6: every night beside the Opera House. So yeah, eight thirty
Speaker 6: every night by Mondays, I think Sundays when man seven thirty.
Speaker 6: I'm complicating you with too much information. Fun fact about
Speaker 6: the Spiegel Tent last year as first, sorry two years ago.
Speaker 6: When I came, what I didn't know is they've given
Speaker 6: out a couple of comps, which is, you know, it's
Speaker 6: never been here before, so they were like, let's give
Speaker 6: away some comps. Nobody told me this, and because it
Speaker 6: was the opera House, it was a much older crowd.
Speaker 6: So so for the first you know, a couple of days,
Speaker 6: I was like, what's in our market? Because every time
Speaker 6: I go what's your job, they go, I'm retired, and
Speaker 6: it happened like I'm dying it would happen in twelve times.
Speaker 6: And there was a time I genuinely went to someone
Speaker 6: I went, can I see the coffee we sent to
Speaker 6: Melbourne because we have put in some BuzzFeed word that
Speaker 6: the retired community are.
Speaker 1: Like fresh has tour of retirement homes.
Speaker 6: And I'd be like, genuinely, I started going like, was
Speaker 6: the Wu Tang really big?
Speaker 4: Like did the Wu Tang play here?
Speaker 1: Like you know people that.
Speaker 6: I just was like, did something happen? Was tupac from
Speaker 6: the area? I could not figure it out?
Speaker 2: And it was.
Speaker 6: It was literally when I was back in England, I
Speaker 6: got an email and was showing me like who was
Speaker 6: in And then I saw in the first couple of days,
Speaker 6: I was like, that makes so much sense. But I
Speaker 6: love for the whole time it kind of became the
Speaker 6: normal crowd. Over the whole time, I was like Melbourne's
Speaker 6: weird man. Just that that over seventy audience loves hip hop.
Speaker 1: That is our target demo here and God won at
Speaker 1: four point three. So if people don't know what you do,
Speaker 1: how would you describe what your show is? Because it
Speaker 1: is unique every night, which is what I like about.
Speaker 6: A great question. I realized now that we've not mentioned
Speaker 6: it at all. So it's a hip hop show. It
Speaker 6: is fully freestyle, so every single word is improvised based
Speaker 6: on chats with the crowd, and it's conversational. It's you know,
Speaker 6: my job is to make the crowd feel at ease.
Speaker 6: But what I'm trying to ask is I love little
Speaker 6: slices of life. So somebody I'll ask, like, what's of
Speaker 6: minor adversity you've been through recently? Somebody was invited to
Speaker 6: a barbecue, asked to bring halloom me, they broughte feta
Speaker 6: and genuinely got bullied by a vegetarian. So little things
Speaker 6: like that, So you ask these questions that or you know,
Speaker 6: what's something you'd be excited to discover your partner could
Speaker 6: do six months in and keep a PG. Thirteen to
Speaker 6: try and recreate kind of traditional style sounding hip hop songs,
Speaker 6: but very much about slices of life from the room.
Speaker 6: Every single word is improvised, and that's the joy of it.
Speaker 1: The joy is I've seen you do it with someone's
Speaker 1: a shopping receipt that you just like.
Speaker 6: But the joy is people sometimes go do you hope
Speaker 6: self will get repeated, and it's the opposite of that.
Speaker 6: You're kind of you're looking for the random because it
Speaker 6: sparks having retire It was you. No, there is nothing
Speaker 6: like the confidence of a recently retired person.
Speaker 1: You'd go, I don't care anymore? Do they?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you just ask any question.
Speaker 6: Who's got before you've asked the end, they're like, right here,
Speaker 6: right here, I've lived a life.
Speaker 1: Tell us a race you don't like? No, not that
Speaker 1: bad question. Now, all right, So you're going to give
Speaker 1: us an example. Now what do you need from Jack
Speaker 1: and I?
Speaker 6: So this is what we're going to try. We're going
Speaker 6: to do a little something something. What I'd like is this,
Speaker 6: So sometimes in the show we're kind of looking for
Speaker 6: people's hopes and dreams. Christian O'Connell, you moved here coming up,
Speaker 6: it was a nine months ago. You arrived at June
Speaker 6: June last year, So you're coming up in your one
Speaker 6: year anniversary. Genuine question and it's for both of you.
Speaker 6: What's something you'd like to what are the things you'd
Speaker 6: like to achieve in the next three months to say
Speaker 6: you've gotten the most outier year, sillier, the better little things,
Speaker 6: you know, write your own I don't know karate Kid.
Speaker 4: Musical about that. Honestly, it's good.
Speaker 1: You play a mean Johnny, you play meme Johnny. All right,
Speaker 1: let's clear the app right, we'll come back. We'll give
Speaker 1: this a go. Okay, Rob, so lovely, thank you, Christian O'Connell.
Speaker 2: Breakfast Show Melbourne's gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 1: So one of my tips then lots of great sh
Speaker 1: I used to go and see the Melbourne International Comedy Festival,
Speaker 1: which begins this week. One I want to recommend is
Speaker 1: Rob and you can see a show a band Oman
Speaker 1: which we just found out during the song You've got
Speaker 1: the location wrong. It's got one job on this right,
Speaker 1: just to say where you are for four weeks.
Speaker 6: My my vocal might have flipped up due to jet
Speaker 6: lag from a ago. It's a half hour time difference.
Speaker 6: So yeah, so it's the Art Center, guys.
Speaker 3: They probably do do opera there at the Art.
Speaker 4: They definitely had an arbor. It was a big opera, that's.
Speaker 1: What I saw. Okay, you're going to start your way
Speaker 1: out having butterfly drop it again, yes, madam, all right,
Speaker 1: So Rob show every single night is improvised rap. Yes,
Speaker 1: this is a tough sell. Some people might be going,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure about this. Hear what is going to
Speaker 1: do now? And normally when some people say we do
Speaker 1: in for my stuff, some of them like to know
Speaker 1: in advance. The improviser Jack just said, do you want
Speaker 1: to know what ours are? Now? And Robert side, now
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 4: Properly life and a kind of pause you of my life.
Speaker 4: There's a bit of me going.
Speaker 6: If there was a voiceover, it'd be like, at that
Speaker 6: moment I should have realized I should have like three
Speaker 6: minutes a guy be like, Okay, what rhymes with iron jack?
Speaker 4: What rhymes with orange? Nothing rhymes with iron jack? You
Speaker 4: ruined me.
Speaker 6: I'm going home. You see me outside the opera house
Speaker 6: on the streets. So let's try this. This is what
Speaker 6: we're gonna do every time I point out a jack
Speaker 6: in Christian Christian we might start with you.
Speaker 4: We'll see where it takes us.
Speaker 6: You're gonna throw in something you'd like to achieve in
Speaker 6: the dying embers of your first month. Yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 6: see where this goes. There's no rules, just gonna see
Speaker 6: where it goes. Ladies and gentlemen, you're listening to Christian
Speaker 6: O com the Man, the legend arrived here ninth of June,
Speaker 6: ninth of June last year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he a so tonight.
Speaker 6: Man's free from Great Britain, and you know that we'd
Speaker 6: be hyping listening Christian we enter that.
Speaker 4: Man, you know, man for crack.
Speaker 6: Let's start with the first one.
Speaker 4: With Christian and Jack Christian. Something that you'd like to achieve?
Speaker 1: Uh, star in Roadhouse the Musical's the musical? What is?
Speaker 4: What is Roadhouse Square?
Speaker 1: Very quickly Patrick Sweeney's greatest movie about midget monsho.
Speaker 4: Hey, you know, man, it's crazy.
Speaker 6: You know that you genuinely look like Patrick swayzey and
Speaker 6: Jack brother Man. You know I got to warn Yeah,
Speaker 6: nobody here puts baby in the corner.
Speaker 4: Hey, you know, man defeats so fast.
Speaker 6: On a first I was into like dirty dancing, and
Speaker 6: after that I'm just like, hold out, no doubt. What's
Speaker 6: the best Swayze movie at Roadhouse? Yeah, we're doing this,
Speaker 6: you know, man, start those spark flows and after that
Speaker 6: you starving.
Speaker 4: Donny dark Oh Rob, we're doing that.
Speaker 6: You know that that staff now going for the crack
Speaker 6: next to justin Big Jack.
Speaker 3: My wife wants us to open a bookshop that only
Speaker 3: stucks books. That we've read and recommend.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, yeah, man read and writing. Who wants
Speaker 6: a bookshop with only eno lighting?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You know, man, crazy vibe.
Speaker 6: How many books you've got, We've got famous vib Hey eight,
Speaker 6: as soon as like the people they control in Jack
Speaker 6: is like your friends j k rowling up.
Speaker 4: In the place. Man, it's off the hub. Make some
Speaker 4: noise for Jack at his wife.
Speaker 6: They got the books a tonight, man, listen, like for Ages,
Speaker 6: we going with Jack and then we turn in different pages.
Speaker 4: But lit sen third one man kicked them. Let's go
Speaker 4: before June. Let's go Chris June.
Speaker 1: I let the D's to win the Grand Final.
Speaker 6: Okay, the D's. Who are the De's? Christian, you were
Speaker 6: using a lot of words the demons. Hey, that's right,
Speaker 6: you know, man, for Ages, frands matter respecting like the
Speaker 6: demon Satan.
Speaker 4: Yet you know, man, that came so swell.
Speaker 6: Christian only watches sports players from hell. Hey, that's right,
Speaker 6: fan of the legends. He only wants to watch dead
Speaker 6: David Beckham. Yeah, believed they never will be beat in.
Speaker 6: Make some noise, watch watch the ds win. Get the
Speaker 6: D's win, peeps, and the deep Man's, Well you about
Speaker 6: to do this man.
Speaker 4: Jack, bring the heat.
Speaker 3: Win you about to do this?
Speaker 4: Drop it?
Speaker 6: Please use a colloquialism, rocking d's yep, Jack right there? Yeah,
Speaker 6: of course, Man, drop it to the mic.
Speaker 4: Brother. Give us number four.
Speaker 3: We need to build a fence at the house because
Speaker 3: recently we had a stranger walk into our backyard.
Speaker 6: No doubt, man, this is the best You'll probably sell
Speaker 6: the Boddy fence you did.
Speaker 1: With the shed.
Speaker 4: Hey, man, keep it a class. I'll see your house
Speaker 4: next week. But it's still just grass.
Speaker 7: Hey.
Speaker 4: You know right there, a sir, a sir.
Speaker 6: He's at the grass man looking for danger, thinking man,
Speaker 6: build a fence.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a lot of fun. Jack, you're the Melbourne version.
Speaker 6: Of Donald Trump. I'm not kidd and y'all blah blah
Speaker 6: blah blah. We shoul build a bloody wall. Hey, you know, man,
Speaker 6: I tell them friend, for Gosh's sake, Man, let them in. Hey,
Speaker 6: we're doing this like's going out of fashion, Christian.
Speaker 4: We grab them. This will be the last one the bite.
Speaker 4: Now you might supply before the ninth of Joe.
Speaker 1: Man number five, tell them the news is coming up next,
Speaker 1: is that right? Man?
Speaker 4: You know I'm into that.
Speaker 6: We're all getting words in our ears from Brad. I'm sorry, Brad,
Speaker 6: It's not what I'm used to, but forget about you, sir.
Speaker 6: I will be the producer. Guess what me, I'm the producer, Brad.
Speaker 4: Guess what? There is no bloody news here.
Speaker 6: And you know man, listen back in the spot, Big Jack,
Speaker 6: Big Christian.
Speaker 1: Oh my wife. Awesome, awesome, awesome. That's why I need
Speaker 1: to go and see rob show abandon Man eight.
Speaker 4: Thirty eight thirty beside the Art Center.
Speaker 6: Guys, get a right, a Spiegel tent, a beautiful German
Speaker 6: Spiegel tent, and everything is improvised and it's very gentle.
Speaker 6: It was recommended as one for your family, which I
Speaker 6: quite liked. Yeah, I would say that the moms bring,
Speaker 6: the dads, bring the children that are over fourteen.
Speaker 1: No one's going to be upset. It is a wildly
Speaker 1: entertaining show. And I promise you we gave you nothing
Speaker 1: in advance of fact. No, No, Jack made it the
Speaker 1: hardest I've ever seen anyone make you work for that.
Speaker 1: Tell us something, tell.
Speaker 4: Us a backstory to.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 4: I thought it was beautiful.
Speaker 6: You did very well, and you let your partner know
Speaker 6: that this weekend is going to be a special one,
Speaker 6: and we're finally going to the do I story Darling
Speaker 6: going to build.
Speaker 1: A fence Rob absolutely outstanding, Such a pleasure for you
Speaker 1: wrapping head away. You've got to come back on the
Speaker 1: show because that was brilliant.
Speaker 2: I would be very very good to go and see
Speaker 2: Amanda Man, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 2: oh four point three.
Speaker 1: No, it's not that one. Our producers have copied it
Speaker 1: over twice. We don't have our thing for the work
Speaker 1: time waster.
Speaker 3: Damn, it won't feel like the time.
Speaker 1: All right, today's that work time waster. Tickets for the
Speaker 1: best one to the next ten minutes to go to
Speaker 1: Disney on ice. We're asking you to combine a combined
Speaker 1: a band and a movie. I've got Jaman Jimmy Barnes,
Speaker 1: Oh stretch, No, it's not at all Jaman Jimmy Barnes
Speaker 1: band and a movie jam and Jimmy Barnes ac d C.
Speaker 1: No evil here, no evil, thank you. Ferris Bueller's Green
Speaker 1: Day Off.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 1: There will Beg's love blood, Sorry, there will Beg's blood,
Speaker 1: and dude, where's my Irene? Car don't know the film dude,
Speaker 1: where's my car? I show doesn't go by, someone doesn't
Speaker 1: drop in, and dude, where's my car?
Speaker 2: On this?
Speaker 1: All right? Jack? What have you got them for? Combine
Speaker 1: a banded movie.
Speaker 3: Spice girls with the dragon tattoos, the Chemical step Brothers, Yeah,
Speaker 3: Chemical brothers, Chemical step brothers, Beach boys in the hood,
Speaker 3: that's good. The girl with a pearl jam earring nice?
Speaker 1: Okay, send us yours them the best ones tickets, Go
Speaker 1: and see Disney on Ice Family Boss text numbering then
Speaker 1: is so you do? Combine a band in a movie
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Speaker 1: oh four seven five o three one oh four three
Speaker 1: and mark them in ten minutes time.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 1: Today's time waste. We're asking you to do. Merch a
Speaker 1: band and a movie. Family tickets going to see Disney
Speaker 1: on Ice up for grabs. You're ready to mark? Ready?
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Speaker 1: strikes back. Gold, I'm David and Basewater, Rosemaries, Baby Animals,
Speaker 1: Gold Mellow, Mitcham Ten Things I have about you. Am
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Speaker 3: Gold.
Speaker 1: They're ow well done, Iron Maiden Manhattan.
Speaker 3: Gold plus.
Speaker 1: I love the way I've just seen this. How they
Speaker 1: knew that that was a good one. They've gone Iron
Speaker 1: Maiden Manhattan and then in capitals might drop ash very good.
Speaker 1: Twisted Sister Act Silver Free, Woody Smith Gold twelve Angry
Speaker 1: Men at Work Silver plus. Ten things that I hate
Speaker 1: you Ten things I hate about you too, better Gold,
Speaker 1: Edward Scissor Sisters Gold plus, Mark in Thornbury, Well done,
Speaker 1: fine this morning Decked the Hall of Notes silver plus.
Speaker 1: Well done everyone.
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Speaker 5: Well my husband, my twenty year marriage is stooped to
Speaker 5: a new low at the weekend.
Speaker 1: What's happened?
Speaker 5: So Audrey's been doing craft. The seven year old's been
Speaker 5: doing craft and has lost the scissors Chris needed to
Speaker 5: trim his manky toenail. So I've come into the kitchen
Speaker 5: and there's a steak knife sitting on the bench. He said,
Speaker 5: don't don't touch the steak knife. I said, why what
Speaker 5: are you doing? He said, oh, it needs to go
Speaker 5: through the dishwasher. I had to improvise and try to
Speaker 5: cut my toenail with the steak knife.
Speaker 1: Listen, macguiver, don't be doing that with the steak knife.
Speaker 1: So how do you trim your nails with a stain? Nil?
Speaker 5: So I asked him that, I said what sorry? So
Speaker 5: he said, I had my foot up on the bench.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised your husband the Werribee love machine. I'm surprised
Speaker 1: that he would do so. I don't even know how
Speaker 1: you tremor now with the stain.
Speaker 3: Do you sow or do you nails?
Speaker 5: But how it's got talons is it's like crow out
Speaker 5: of dumb and dumber that scene grinder that.
Speaker 1: Need the industrial grinders gusting rough gross.
Speaker 5: So I threw the steak knife out.
Speaker 4: What I threw it out?
Speaker 1: You kind of throw cutlery out, threw it out?
Speaker 3: I would discust so because then every time you go
Speaker 3: to the drawer, you're not sure which one it was.
Speaker 1: You're right. Also, it's the thought that it's been you know,
Speaker 1: it might have toe jam still in the little grooves
Speaker 1: of it, and there's too much there. So I should
Speaker 1: have said the world the phrase there toe jam.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 1: What's up with you with a T shirt? Today? By
Speaker 1: the way, we're just going an end today show. I
Speaker 1: keep itjusting it.
Speaker 3: I know, I just it's only you and I threw
Speaker 3: it in the wash for the first time over the weekend.
Speaker 3: Has it shrunk or misshaping?
Speaker 1: Does it look to hang the same as all your
Speaker 1: T shirt? Can't?
Speaker 3: Because you can't be comfortable today.
Speaker 1: There's nothing worse when you get in your head. There's
Speaker 1: something about your clothing. Is it is scratchy or not right?
Speaker 1: And it actually ruins your whole day. It sounds pathetic,
Speaker 1: but it does, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: I have been fidgeting all day, haven't I. I haven't
Speaker 3: even realized that. But I've just been readjusting all morning.
Speaker 1: I remember once doing a normal thing of waiting for
Speaker 1: my wife to get ready, and she goes, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: I know what I'm not gonna be long, I know
Speaker 1: what outfit I'm going to wear. Anyway, five minutes of
Speaker 1: all the taxi comes, I go and see watching them.
Speaker 1: She sat on the bed in a bra and pants, crying.
Speaker 1: Have you had some bad news? I can't wear that outfit? Whoa,
Speaker 1: what what's gone on? I know you're trying to rush me.
Speaker 1: I just Chris, I can't wear it. Look at it.
Speaker 1: But you liked it an hour ago. You've worn it before.
Speaker 1: You loo's great in it. What's happened now?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I said to it. I don't even know what to say.
Speaker 1: I might as well just wear a tracksuit pants. She's crying,
Speaker 1: as if life itself was over anyway. Tal of today's
Speaker 1: show to jam We're back tomorrow morning. Don't forget you're
Speaker 1: listening out for Queen and another one bites attached. That's
Speaker 1: your track today, try and win a holiday to Thailand.
Speaker 1: Good luck.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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