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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show.

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Speaker 2: Podcast, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three old.

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Speaker 1: Will the rest of the world. What goes on in

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Speaker 1: this hour stays in this hour, even the boss doesn't listen.

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Speaker 3: Ladies, gentlemen, welcome, Who's a Christian O'Connell for breakfast Show?

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Speaker 1: Coming seven minutes past six Monday mornings to Christian O'Connor

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Speaker 1: Breakfast Show. Footy is back, which also means frustration is back.

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Speaker 1: Sport is a heartbreakers sometime, isn't it. I was out

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Speaker 1: the Das game on Saturday. It started well, but that

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Speaker 1: was only the first five minutes, eight minutes, and then

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Speaker 1: it all just went. Then the second half, all this

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Speaker 1: much hyped DS team, Crosps backing them to win, and

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Speaker 1: we're still doing very well. But and then your team yesterday,

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Speaker 1: the Bombers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, not much even say they didn't start well.

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Speaker 1: He was just and then obviously this was thought like

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Speaker 1: the Bombers were going to have the worst team of

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Speaker 1: the weekend. North North Melbourne went hold my beer. It

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Speaker 1: was I know, I've never been here for the start

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Speaker 1: of a season. When I moved out last year, we

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Speaker 1: came here at the middle of May, so the season

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Speaker 1: was up and running. So is round one like this

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Speaker 1: where anything can happen. You get column had been beaten,

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Speaker 1: the West Coast Eagles get beaten by the Lions, who

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Speaker 1: were like, what fifteenth last year? So it's all over

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Speaker 1: the place.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, you heard it here. First Round one is meaningless.

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Speaker 1: It's a Bombers fan.

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Speaker 3: Everybody knows. Traditionally round one doesn't mean anything.

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Speaker 1: Is it? Like radio ratings? When our ratings go down,

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Speaker 1: when the whole thing doesn't work, their methodology is crooked.

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Speaker 1: And then when you're number one ago it's yep, you

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Speaker 1: heard it, it's official. When number one everything's right, it's

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Speaker 1: like that, is it?

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Speaker 3: It's like that?

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Speaker 1: And so what's happened as well? I've had a lot

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Speaker 1: of things over the weekend, but a lot of talk

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Speaker 1: about acls. It's the interior cruciate ligament, the weakest ligament

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Speaker 1: in the body.

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Speaker 3: Well that's why we have didn't your wife's knee surgeons

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Speaker 3: say that we have the best doctors in the world

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Speaker 3: doing acls in Melbourne.

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Speaker 1: So much practice on them. What is it about the

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Speaker 1: ACL and the AFL. They're somehow linked together, aren't they?

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Speaker 1: Do they need to start investing in a cure for acls.

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Speaker 3: Well, they need to wear those what if Forrest Gump

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Speaker 3: wear when he was running kid, Yeah, those leged knee braces.

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Speaker 1: And then knee race. There needs to be something, you

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Speaker 1: think now with the connection that the anfl's got with Marvel,

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Speaker 1: can they get any of the kind of gear that

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Speaker 1: they've gotten to stick it on their acls to strengthen

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Speaker 1: them up.

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Speaker 3: Run out with the ice packs already strapped off.

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Speaker 1: I four was at the game on Saturday night with

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Speaker 1: Matt Damon.

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Speaker 3: He's still here. We saw him when did we go

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Speaker 3: to the UFC febr a month ago? Yeah, and he

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Speaker 3: was sitting in the front row with Chris Hemsworth.

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Speaker 1: This was February. Now it's the end of March. He's

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Speaker 1: still here. Haw's Matt Damon moved to Australia.

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Speaker 3: Or has Chris Hemsworth hired him to be his personal assistant?

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Speaker 1: Buddy? What's going on? They're still hanging out together and

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Speaker 1: going to see AFL games on a Saturday night as well.

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Speaker 3: Pretty sure Matt Damon was wearing the same cap he

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Speaker 3: was in when we saw him.

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Speaker 1: Also, tell you what they should have got he should

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Speaker 1: have I don't know whether it's a connection with this

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Speaker 1: new mega deal that the AFL have done with Marvel,

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Speaker 1: where he has to do so many appearances over there

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Speaker 1: the new season. Now at the stadium, he should then

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Speaker 1: dress as thor he should come in character.

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Speaker 3: Well, they made the players dressers, thoughts. At least they

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Speaker 3: could do as they thought dressing.

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Speaker 1: And he should have got his hammer out to flatten

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Speaker 1: down that monkey shoddy pitch that they've got there. Why

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Speaker 1: are there so many problems with the AFL's own stadium pitch.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. It's got something to do with any moving.

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Speaker 1: They kept saying, the pitch moving. How can a pitch move?

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Speaker 3: They've had problems. I remember they've had problems with it

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Speaker 3: in the past where teams were complaining about playing there.

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Speaker 3: But obviously they make the fixture and they can't change

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Speaker 3: stadium and just with fixturing, so they can't change it

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Speaker 3: last minute. But you're right, the guys were running on

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Speaker 3: it and sand was blowing up like they were running

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Speaker 3: through an actual sand pit.

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Speaker 1: In the EPR with Soccer England at the end of

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Speaker 1: a season, all the stadiums, the pictures are pretty rough

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Speaker 1: because we have played a full season. They've had nine

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Speaker 1: months of footy on them, so they have a lot

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Speaker 1: of wear and tear. It looked like it was the

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Speaker 1: last game of the year. It's not the first. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I know grounds keeping expert, but it was an absolute mess.

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Speaker 1: And I'm guessing that for everyone who does footy tipping,

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Speaker 1: that must have just gone to pot this weekend because

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Speaker 1: all these crazy results.

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Speaker 3: I got two from nine this weekend deparently.

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Speaker 1: Mind what's happened with the huge upset results? That's actually

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Speaker 1: not that much competition.

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Speaker 3: Big on the Lions, I got Richmond and I got

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Speaker 3: the Saints, got up by one point. That was my

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Speaker 3: only other win.

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Speaker 1: Cool. Hey, you know what you know what this means?

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Speaker 1: There a Jack and Ize team the DC and the

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Speaker 1: Bomb is not having a great start. We need a

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Speaker 1: Monday song. This is a song we've had made to

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Speaker 1: cheer everyone up on a Monday. This is what we

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Speaker 1: all need. If your team lost over the weekend.

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Speaker 4: Alarm clock has no tag it Jill tw you will

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Speaker 4: wake at six.

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Speaker 5: Am Monday morning.

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Speaker 4: Is here to ruin your life again. Life again.

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Speaker 2: Butts of your boss and your idiot coworkers.

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Speaker 4: Your emails are piling up.

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Speaker 6: If only there.

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Speaker 4: Was a way to help you get up.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's no bosses here here, there's no emails here.

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Speaker 4: Here, there's no boring work makes chewing up your mondays.

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Speaker 1: Are reborn the water War.

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Speaker 4: Come join us in the breakfast Show Hunter, the christ

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Speaker 4: Carnal Breakfast Show. It's Monday morning. Here we go.

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Speaker 3: It's working.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you what. I'm getting a buzz already. It's

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Speaker 1: like a caffeine shot of adrenaline. Very very good. That

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Speaker 1: is a jack Post original that it's on Monday. Song

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Speaker 1: after the next song, then we're telling about what is

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Speaker 1: in this morning's breakfast show. Hot tub. It's got one

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Speaker 1: I four point three, Good morning, thirteen minutes about six

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Speaker 1: d's will still win it this year?

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Speaker 2: Mark my words for Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold

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Speaker 2: one oh four point three.

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Speaker 1: If it's a weekend, it means Petrina Jones was at

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Speaker 1: the red carpet of something Auriel's wedding this weekend.

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Speaker 5: Yeah it was fun. Actually I took Mumsy along this weekend.

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Speaker 1: I saw lovely photo of you and your mum. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what a lovely looking woman.

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Speaker 5: Do we look alike?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I could say to know what it was. The eyes, Yes,

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Speaker 1: Killer's eyes, but lovely eyes, lovely eyes? Did Mumsy enjoy

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Speaker 1: mers wording?

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Speaker 5: She loved it? Yes, she thought it was lots of

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Speaker 5: fun And.

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Speaker 1: How was it in terms of the movie? Is exactly

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Speaker 1: the same, And they adapted it a bit for the

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Speaker 1: stage version.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they've brought it into the modern era a bit.

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Speaker 1: There.

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Speaker 5: We've got you know, tinder and that sort of mentions.

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Speaker 1: Like that, but modern stuff.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what all the young ones are into

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Speaker 5: these days.

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Speaker 1: But he meets someone on my space, you know.

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Speaker 5: And Kate Killer hiked the did the music. I didn't

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Speaker 5: realize that till Saturday night. And it's brilliant. It's lots

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Speaker 5: of fun. It's really good for girls to go along.

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Speaker 5: I think if you had like a girl's night out,

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Speaker 5: it'd be lots of fun.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about taking fifteen mates of mine or guys.

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Speaker 1: Why not?

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Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't say good.

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Speaker 1: We wouldn't be welcome. No, we don't like musicals, don't

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Speaker 1: like romance. Well, you know, how do you get on

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Speaker 1: with the excavator? Now? Jack was telling us Friday that

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Speaker 1: he was going to be hiring an excavator that was

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Speaker 1: clearly too big. It was like a maths question at school.

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Speaker 1: So what were the dimensions of this beast of a

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Speaker 3: The space available the hiring websites to do is nine

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Speaker 3: to ninety millimeters wide, and we wanted to get it

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Speaker 3: through a thousand milimeter passageway. I want to thank some

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Speaker 3: of the listeners of this show actually heard me talking

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Speaker 3: about on Friday who begged me not to try to

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Speaker 3: fit in the excavator with no runs.

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Speaker 1: For your hands unless you've got a one millimeter finger

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Speaker 1: or you can put a NOWL file down the side

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Speaker 3: They really begged me to go for a smaller machine,

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Speaker 3: and thank god we did because it was an eight

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Speaker 3: hundred and ninety millimeters space, we still struggled to get

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Speaker 1: Your Marble stadium, we're doing that pitch there where you

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Speaker 1: were excavating it for Gil.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you need to actually back.

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Speaker 3: I didn't look too different than that on the weekend

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Speaker 3: with the dog.

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Speaker 1: Poo every week and So those are the excavators. Once

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Speaker 1: you get them up and moving, they're quite a bit.

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Speaker 1: Even a smaller one still have quite a bit of

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Speaker 1: power to them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, Yeah, the small one was all we needed. Really,

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Speaker 3: I don't know why I thought we were digging up

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Speaker 3: with the big one, because chew up the earth, don't

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Speaker 3: they really chew up the earth?

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Speaker 1: Its emotion. Take a moment, take a knee if you want.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't driving as well, which was another thing. Well,

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Speaker 3: the people who were messaging me who listened to the show, said, please,

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Speaker 3: do you know what you're doing. Don't try and drive

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Speaker 3: this big thing through that small gap. Please hire someone

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Speaker 3: who knows how to do it. So I asked my carpenter.

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Speaker 3: He actually knows how to drive it. So I got

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Speaker 3: him to drive it.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I said, because, like I said, years ago, we

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Speaker 1: were kissed. My dad hired one of these excavators and

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Speaker 1: he went one way, it went another way, and he

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Speaker 1: broke the neighbor's fence panel went through it. It was

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Speaker 1: like kind of a mister being Benny Hill thing. I

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Speaker 1: just didn't carried on going, I'm chewing up the ground,

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Speaker 1: precious card.

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Speaker 3: But we still broake something. We went through a storm

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Speaker 3: water pipe and the water pipe noluk in my neighbor's

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Speaker 3: his door. But otherwise we had water spitting out for

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Speaker 3: a while.

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Speaker 1: So what was that You didn't know there were like

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Speaker 3: Running through that we did. I think he was going

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Speaker 3: for hoping the pipes were deeper than what they were.

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Speaker 1: Put an on this day, Mystery, on this day, Mystery

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Speaker 1: How are you. I'm good you had a good weekend.

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Speaker 7: What I believe it was the world's longest banana split.

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Speaker 1: This is so random. I found it out yesterday. I

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Speaker 1: Holiday for a Song It is back another week. Every

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Speaker 1: No thank you. So here is today's song you're listening

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Speaker 1: Queen, you are the one bites of dust. That's today's

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Speaker 3: You can't even be trusted to Sydney. On another, it's

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Speaker 3: from one side of the stadium has been the other side.

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Speaker 1: I still find it incredible that there are no fans

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Speaker 1: segregated here for sports, and I hope you know that

443
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Speaker 1: never changes and that's what's unique about the sport. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: sometimes for really bad rivalry for EPL teams, you have

445
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Speaker 1: to stay an hour in the ground until they've got

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Speaker 1: the other lot out on the trains and away. Embarrassing.

447
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Speaker 1: Not a is annoying. It's embarrassing, really man. Not all

448
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Speaker 1: fans want to turn to a game and then start

449
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Speaker 1: fighting on the streets. So I want to know, has

450
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Speaker 1: anyone ever met their other half at the footy? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This must happen, do we think.

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Speaker 3: I can't think of any of my friends who have

453
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Speaker 3: met their partner at the footy, but surely of thousands

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Speaker 3: of people going in the footy every weekend must have

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Speaker 3: happened at least one.

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Speaker 1: Do you think it would be a good place to

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Speaker 1: take someone on a first date. I don't know then, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and also you don't know. Look what's happened in this

459
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Speaker 1: opening round one? Right, so many upsets. You'd be really

460
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Speaker 1: upset if you took them to see your team. You're

461
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Speaker 1: really excited and they lost. You feel kind of annoyed

462
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Speaker 1: and peed off, don't you with your team?

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Speaker 3: And it can bring out the worst behavior.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, help people handle that as well. Anyway, I want

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Speaker 1: to know this one. Is this something that is a

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Speaker 1: good idea? Have you ever met have you met your

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Speaker 1: partner at the footy? Nine four four one O four

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Speaker 1: three nine four one four one I four three give

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Speaker 1: us a call. I still believe in the DS, The.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 1: Port Adelaide have launched a dating app for Lonely in

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Speaker 1: Love Port Adelaide fans to hook up with other lonely

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Speaker 1: Love Port Adelaide fans. Mark's just texted in here, Christian.

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Speaker 1: They have to have that app for fellow Port fans

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Speaker 1: because they're very limited in proper use of words and

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Speaker 1: like those other views of Mark. Thank you very much

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Speaker 1: for your text. Do you have the footy here? I

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Speaker 1: know they do some America the kiss cam.

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Speaker 3: I've seen the kiss cam.

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Speaker 4: Oh have they Yeah, I've seen.

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Speaker 1: I think you had it here. It's not like in America.

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Speaker 1: It's done on all sort of ice hockey games and

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Speaker 1: football games. It's huge, don't We can't do it in England.

484
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Speaker 1: I'm afraid because it would basically people pull their pants

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Speaker 1: down start to show the bottoms.

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Speaker 3: English soccer fans be trusted with all.

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Speaker 1: Wielding like hannimal lecture to watch our national sport and

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Speaker 1: then wield out not all like that. It is a

489
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Speaker 1: like a politician. It's a tiny minority ruining it for

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Speaker 1: everybody else.

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Speaker 3: I've seen a great one at the AFL, which is

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Speaker 3: called the oblivious cam. Well, they'll spot somebody who's on

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Speaker 3: their phone or just staring into space picking their nose,

494
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Speaker 3: put the cam on them until they notice that they've

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Speaker 3: been up, put up on the big screen, so it

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Speaker 3: can last for a minute while they're just playing on

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Speaker 3: their phone and the crowd's going oh.

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Speaker 1: When I was at the D's game at the g

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Speaker 1: Over the weekend, Saturday afternoon is a beautiful Sunday afternoon

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Speaker 1: and a great way to see the g Hoff empty

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Speaker 1: as well, there was an old guy next to it

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Speaker 1: with me who kept lending me his buyos. I gotta

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Speaker 1: be honest, I didn't want to stand out. I'm not

504
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Speaker 1: entirely sure what I was meant to be looking at

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Speaker 1: that I couldn't already see, so politeness, were you want

506
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Speaker 1: to have a close up in there? Oh yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I had to use the buy notos for a couple

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Speaker 1: of seconds to make it look good. I was like,

509
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Speaker 1: oh yeah, okay, amazing having the buyos at the game

510
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Speaker 1: here to get a close up of Max Gorn's boots.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, sir. All Right, so I want to know,

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Speaker 1: have you ever met anyone at the footy? Is this

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Speaker 1: a good idea? Do you think this radio station is

514
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Speaker 1: a dating app for the god Gold with people that

515
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Speaker 1: want to talk about their love of Mondo rock songs

516
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Speaker 1: on the radio.

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Speaker 3: We get started just as people call in, and we'll

518
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Speaker 3: do it old school.

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Speaker 1: We started dating dating service on the show. Here. Lara's

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Speaker 1: on the line. Good morning, Lara, Good morning, Hey Lara,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. I hope you had a great weekend, Lara.

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Speaker 1: Have you met someone at the footy?

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Speaker 3: I have?

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Speaker 7: Back in two thousand and nine, I used to play

525
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Speaker 7: outdoor cricket and the girls and I were all all

526
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Speaker 7: Hawthorn supporters, so we used to go to the to

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Speaker 7: the footy and we used to see this guy all

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Speaker 7: the time at the pub, and the girls kind of

529
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Speaker 7: knew him just to say hello, and I had a

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Speaker 7: big crushing in for a long time. And then he

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Speaker 7: finally got the courriage to excuse they got the carriage

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Speaker 7: to ask me out. And we're all sitting at this

533
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Speaker 7: table at the pub and he said he came a

534
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Speaker 7: sat with us, and all the girls vacated from the

535
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Speaker 7: table very quickly, and he said, can I ask your

536
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Speaker 7: personal question? I'm care And he says, are you and

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Speaker 7: the guys or girl? And if I of course said guys.

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Speaker 7: But all my friends were all gay. That's why he

539
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Speaker 7: thought that we all played out of the cricket. That

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Speaker 7: he thought that I was gay as well, so I

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Speaker 7: thought he'd better check first. And yeah, So we always

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Speaker 7: met up at the footy every weekend, and we started

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Speaker 7: dating from that first question, and we've been together for

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Speaker 7: ten years. We've bought a house and got two kids.

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Speaker 1: I can ask you what it's amazing, it's congratias. Are

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Speaker 1: you playing coplonk In the background there.

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Speaker 7: No, I'm driving to work?

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Speaker 3: Well the lever you keep pull.

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Speaker 1: Trap game in the background. The indicator maybe was about

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Speaker 1: I go and get the car service. If it is

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Speaker 1: that Lara, thank you very much? She called Lara, have

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Speaker 1: a good week's you call?

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Speaker 4: Ye?

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Speaker 7: Thanks?

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Speaker 4: Than it was?

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Speaker 1: I thought I was going mad.

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Speaker 5: It sounded like yahti you about what board game?

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Speaker 1: Is? She driving to work?

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Speaker 4: Life must be bad?

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Speaker 1: I can't like it was a plunk, but it sounded

561
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Speaker 1: like a marble one? Didn't it doing a marble? Rather?

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Speaker 3: Not something?

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Speaker 1: I got no idea.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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Speaker 1: Three and Excess by my side. I don't know whether

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Speaker 1: it's that song or what we've just been talking about,

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Speaker 1: but Jack and I maybe I have stumbled on something here.

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Speaker 1: If Paul Adelaide think the best thing for them to

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Speaker 1: do to look after their fans is to help them

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Speaker 1: date each other with this new fan dating app, I

571
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Speaker 1: think maybe we should be turning this show into some

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Speaker 1: kind of bordello, the breakfast bardello. Is there a way

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Speaker 1: we can help listeners that would like to date another

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Speaker 1: listener who shares the common love of gold one four

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Speaker 1: point three and and somehow during the show they have

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Speaker 1: a date, maybe during a song.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't know exactly how it works it out,

578
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Speaker 3: but all the prerequist it is is do you like gold?

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Speaker 1: YEP?

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Speaker 3: Are you single?

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Speaker 1: That's all we need to know. Then we know if

582
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Speaker 1: there's a market demand, as I believe people call it,

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Speaker 1: then we can start to work out how we do

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Speaker 1: an in show dating service for gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three. Listeners, Okay, so you need to be single

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Speaker 1: and have a love of gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 1: All right, if that's you, give me a call nine

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Speaker 1: four one four one oh four three The.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 1: So we're making this up in front of your ears

591
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Speaker 1: like most shows, to be honest, It's started off by

592
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Speaker 1: me finding out the weekend that Paul Adelaide have got

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Speaker 1: dating service, an actual app now for their fans, so

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Speaker 1: fans can hook up with each other share the love

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Speaker 1: of port ad eight And I think does this radio

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Speaker 1: show do we were missing a trick here? Can we have

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Speaker 1: help people that you know share a common love of gold?

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Speaker 1: One oh four point three. So we started to asking

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Speaker 1: are you single. Do you like this radio station? Let's

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Speaker 1: go from there. Don't know how we run the dates yet,

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Speaker 1: Maria coome morning morning. How are you? I'm good? Thanks

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Speaker 1: for cooling the show. Thank you? You all right? So

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Speaker 1: what do you think about our early idea? At the moment,

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Speaker 1: I think it's an awesome idea. Actually I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just didn't think him.

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Speaker 3: I just picked up the phone for some weird reason.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's great, And I hope you don't mind me

608
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Speaker 1: asking you this, But have you ever used dating services before? Online?

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Speaker 1: Because that's the word the world now, isn't it? It is?

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Speaker 1: And not for a long long time. Yeah, because I

611
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Speaker 1: guess it feels odd that years ago we were just

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Speaker 1: you just hope that you might meet someone decent. Hanging

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Speaker 1: around a bar or nightclub. Doesn't seem not the best

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00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: idea anymore, does it? All right? So if we were

615
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Speaker 1: to try and find another guy that wants to meet

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Speaker 1: up with another gold one oh four point three listener?

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Speaker 1: You know what kind of music do you like? What

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Speaker 1: are your favorite bands? Well? I love Prince, he's my Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's a favorite. Are you happy to date someone that

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Speaker 1: doesn't like Prince? Or is that a red flag. Oh no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: that's fine, okay, problem at all? All right, all right,

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Speaker 1: stay there, let's just speak to Ollie now. He's given

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Speaker 1: us a call as well. Morning Ollie, Christian, How I'm

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Speaker 1: good buddy. So you like gold one O four point three?

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Speaker 3: I love go one on four point three?

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Speaker 1: Long time listener, good man, first time cooler.

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Speaker 3: My first time I've been on a few times actually.

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Speaker 1: Eighth time caller. Uh and Oli, you're single at the moment? Yep?

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Speaker 1: Single to mingle, he's got cashphrads as no, he's ready

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Speaker 1: to go, So tell me this then, Ollie. Do you

631
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Speaker 1: like Prince? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I like Prince.

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Speaker 1: Come on, I've got tingles. Let's all get a hat.

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Speaker 1: It's happening. It's on, Ollie. How would you feel about

635
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Speaker 1: going on a date with a marine online one? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I'm happy you guys setting it up and paying for it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure whether I'm going to introduce it to

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Speaker 1: our new friend online one. Maria, I can start asking

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Speaker 1: about the cash side of it.

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Speaker 3: Are you in it for the date?

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Speaker 1: Olie?

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Speaker 3: Are the three meal?

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Speaker 1: Yes? I'm in it for the Okay, all right, Maria?

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Speaker 1: Do you know the sound of Oli? He likes Prince

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Speaker 1: and Gold one I four point three. It's a start.

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Speaker 1: This is great. So guys, all right and worked out

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Speaker 1: what we're going to do. But how would you feel

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Speaker 1: about during the radio show tomorrow having a date? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so Maria, you're on board. I'm I'm there, OLLI, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess so why not? That isn't the spirit? Oli? Okay,

651
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Speaker 1: that isn't the spirit. You're not you're not putting the

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Speaker 1: right vibes out there in signals. Ollie. Okay, let me

653
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Speaker 1: ask you again. Would you like a date during tomorrow's

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Speaker 1: breakfast show, Ma, Maria?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: All right, guys, we'll have a think today about the

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Speaker 3: You have no idea what was going on from now

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Speaker 3: one at the moment.

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Speaker 1: We'll work it out by tomorrow morning, six am. Don't worry. Okay,

663
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Speaker 1: all right, all right, say tomorrow you two love birds

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Speaker 1: have and thank you bye.

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Speaker 3: Okay. They sounded like they didn't trust us so much.

666
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Speaker 1: I don't trust myself now. I think, what the hell

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Speaker 1: are we going to do now?

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Speaker 2: The first time O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

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Speaker 2: four point three.

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Speaker 1: How do I tell you about how I now come

671
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Speaker 1: to own our first Australian house And.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations, thank you God.

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Speaker 1: This is a really genuinely exciting news for us as

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Speaker 1: we the continual new adventure of life in Australia. And

675
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: so when I spoke to you Friday, do you remember

676
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Speaker 1: there was no mention of us looking for a house.

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Speaker 3: No. Several weeks ago you went to an open inspection,

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Speaker 3: but haven't heard about it this week, don't.

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Speaker 1: We We tried to buy another place two weeks ago,

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Speaker 1: and like so many people are sure you can relate

681
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Speaker 1: to this. We lost out at the Frenzy. That is

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Speaker 1: an auction. So we both agreed, then let's not put

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Speaker 1: us South through this at the moment. Maybe it's not

684
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Speaker 1: the right time to buy a universe are trying to

685
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Speaker 1: tell us this. Let's leave it for a couple of months.

686
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Speaker 1: See what happens to house prices, the election, all of that.

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Speaker 1: That's how I understood the agreement. And I said goodbye

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Speaker 1: to my wife Saturday morning as I headed off for

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Speaker 1: an uber to go to see the D's at the

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Speaker 1: g and there was no mention of anything to do

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Speaker 1: with houses whatsoever. She was going to take it easy.

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Speaker 1: By the time I'm getting out my uber at the

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Speaker 1: g By Gate two, my wife has started texting me, going,

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Speaker 1: I've just been watching an auction that I happened to

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Speaker 1: pull over and see happening, just to see if I

696
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Speaker 1: can learn anything. Shall I put a bid in? I'm

697
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 1: looking at my phone. I didn't think we were, you know,

698
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Speaker 1: as you're getting out of the car and I just

699
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Speaker 1: want to get there. I just want to have it

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Speaker 1: a couple of hours here. I didn't think. I didn't think,

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Speaker 1: and I don't have my glasses with me as well.

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00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 1: I didn't drink. I didn't think not yet. I didn't

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Speaker 1: think we were going to buy a place, said it, Matt.

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Speaker 1: This place is lovely. What place? I don't know where

705
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: you're talking. I'm now meeting my mate. We're keering up

706
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Speaker 1: outside the Olympics stand. I guess, and I'm sorry about this.

707
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: My wife might want to put a bit on the house.

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Speaker 1: He went, oh, well down, that's really excited. Went, I

709
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Speaker 1: don't know where the houses or what the house is.

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Speaker 1: I'm not seeing it. He's like, you joke. I went, no, no, no, no,

711
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Speaker 1: none of this is a joke. Anyway, it doesn't reach

712
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Speaker 1: its price or whatever an auction, it gets a sad

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Speaker 1: passed in posting. So I'm thinking, few, we don't have

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Speaker 1: to deal with this. I'll carry on drinking now during

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Speaker 1: the d's obviously, it starts well for about nine minutes,

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Speaker 1: the deserre playing really well. Then it goes into the

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Speaker 1: second half. I meet a man called Titus O'Riley, very

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Speaker 1: very funny guy beg on Twitter.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a great writer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I followed him. We've often sort of swapped a

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Speaker 1: little messages on social media, as is the modern way

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Speaker 1: of the world these days. And a knowser fan the show,

723
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Speaker 1: and so someone introduced us to each other at the game.

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Speaker 1: As it got a bit messy on the pitch, it

725
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Speaker 1: got very messy with him. He likes to enjoy a

726
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: cold beer and I like to enjoy a cold beer.

727
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Speaker 1: The rest of the two or three hours, I'm in

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Speaker 1: rounds with him and I'm now, it's a nice phrase

729
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Speaker 1: I like to describe this point when you've had a

730
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Speaker 1: couple of drinks and everything's good in the world. I

731
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Speaker 1: am nicely a lit Then my wife caused me to

732
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Speaker 1: say I need you to see this house at half six,

733
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Speaker 1: and I should have said I'm drunk. There's no way

734
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 1: I should be looking at something as big as this. No,

735
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Speaker 1: I go fine. She goes, you're gonna be okay? Do

736
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Speaker 1: that you have had that much? And more drinks are

737
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: turning up, and I think, oh crazy, you know you

738
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Speaker 1: now feel like your eyes are briming with beer. And

739
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Speaker 1: I'm like, I come here and look at house, but

740
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Speaker 1: I don't want to let her know. I go, aph

741
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: not a problem. You're not gonna be drunk, are you? Okay,

742
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 1: cause's a couple hours time, half six, Okay, just slow

743
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Speaker 1: down a bit. Now. I'm not strong enough to slow

744
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 1: down at a free bar. I'm not that person. So anyway,

745
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,919
Speaker 1: I get there at half six and my wife says

746
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: straight away, oh my god. And the real estate agent

747
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 1: is in the path waiting for us. She's like, oh

748
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: my god. My teenage daughter Ruby's was like, oh my dad,

749
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Speaker 1: you drunk. Stop saying this. They do the thing where

750
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Speaker 1: they go phaps. So I'm gonna have a wander around.

751
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 1: I fall over going up the stairs. I blame on

752
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Speaker 1: my teenage daughter. Anyway, the house seems very nice, but

753
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 1: you know when you've had a few. Everything's good, isn't it. Yeah?

754
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 1: It was that no toilet anywhere, Yeah, in the garden

755
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: or something. I go to a wife, Yeah, take it,

756
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 1: She goes, Are you sure? Should we not come back

757
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 1: to a morning? No, I'm not. I'm not that bad.

758
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 1: I'm not that bad. I've been drinking for five half hours.

759
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 1: I'm bad. We make an offer on this house. An

760
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 1: hour later, I'm signing paperwork. I'm thinking at one point,

761
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to sendnything to my wife. I actually

762
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 1: forgot my middle name. It's not Peter, is it.

763
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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: I try and google it, and then I remember what

765
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Speaker 1: it is, and I'm filling out all these forms. But

766
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Speaker 1: the deposit and the offer. The next morning, I wake up.

767
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Speaker 1: You know, you have that thing the night after it's

768
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Speaker 1: look at one night stand and I go, maybe maybe

769
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Speaker 1: I should just drive by the house later day to

770
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Speaker 1: have another look at it, to take it. It's not

771
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Speaker 1: like a drunken thing and you wake up in the

772
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Speaker 1: morning and you have a look and go, oh, that's

773
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Speaker 1: not who I thought. Oh dear, that's not see each

774
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Speaker 1: other every again. I'm not sure. But anyway, we have

775
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Speaker 1: the offer accepted.

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Speaker 3: We now so what do you remember of the house

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Speaker 3: besides tripping on the.

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Speaker 1: Stairs downstairs is really nice. I haven't got a lot

779
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: of memory about upstairs so much so I said to

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Speaker 1: the kids, aren't all our bedrooms upstairs lovely? When your

781
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 1: bedrooms downstairs right that.

782
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 3: It will be a nice surprise sentiments.

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Speaker 1: So we now own a house.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 2: point three.

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Speaker 1: Some people don't handle when you know sport lets them down,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't. The hell was that? You just fall over?

788
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Speaker 1: Perhaps not?

789
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Speaker 5: I just left the studio, left my booth and the

790
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 5: doors very squeaky.

791
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Speaker 4: Doesn't need some studio.

792
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 1: Doors are meant to be like silent, like a spaceship.

793
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,320
Speaker 1: Start rattling around.

794
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Speaker 3: Then hurrying back in the paths. I think three days

795
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Speaker 3: in a row, you've tripped on the way out of

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Speaker 3: this when you come and visit during the.

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Speaker 1: Song, obviously Pats, because she's doing news every half now,

798
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Speaker 1: she's busy, and the you know, the news is constantly

799
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Speaker 1: evolving and breaking and changing. Pats doesn't have legs. She

800
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Speaker 1: has wheels. She wheels herself around, doesn't she. So I

801
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Speaker 1: think it was some of her trolley the wheels and

802
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:14,919
Speaker 1: it's like a supermarket one, you know, where one leg

803
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,800
Speaker 1: goes one one that the one goes together, which is

804
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 1: why she clatters around someone. But Chack, you just came

805
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: in to chat and see how it does. And Jack

806
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: was all is a bit salty with you just and

807
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 1: it was getting Bombers aren't the only team to lose

808
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: this weekend, the North. They're North one by greater loss

809
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 1: than us. But no one's raving about the North and

810
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 1: drinking your bomber's bath water, which the media you have

811
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Speaker 1: done over the last come is go whist the Bombers everyone, Yeah,

812
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Speaker 1: watch them be rubbish.

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00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 3: I think every half hour you've given us a slap

814
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Speaker 3: in the faith.

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Speaker 1: Pats tough on the Bombers, tough on the courses.

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Speaker 5: Lost like that's it, that's fine, facts black and white.

817
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 1: You want to hear you do the sports news like that.

818
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: More aggressive Bombers. I'm talking to you your lost Bang,

819
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: that's that story dealt with next one England. You're screwing

820
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 1: up breaksit Bang, sport done, Pats.

821
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Speaker 4: Out drop the mic.

822
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Speaker 1: Yeah, the greatest sport round up ever. That's all we

823
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: need to say today. Basically, all right, it's today for

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Speaker 1: this Morning's Misheard Lyrics. Some of the Hall of Famous

825
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Speaker 1: send in Monday's Misheard lyrics. Big john as a guy

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Speaker 1: makes the top five for us every single Monday. You

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Speaker 1: send us yours as well. Some of the best ones

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Speaker 1: he's found over the last couple of weeks Selene dear

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Speaker 1: On the hot dogs must go on, not the heart

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Speaker 1: must go on, even.

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Speaker 4: Hotach.

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Speaker 1: I could hear this every day, To be honest, it

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Speaker 1: would never tie for me. I'm not a big fan

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Speaker 1: of Seleen d On. This. This makes me I now

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Speaker 1: look forward to hearing this song heaven but hotag, I

836
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Speaker 1: believe that the hot dogs go on. You one good

837
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Speaker 1: uncovered a couple of weeks ago. Phil Collins. Yeah, we've

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00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: all heard it as invisible touch Or is it she

839
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: seems to have an invisible Todda? All right, then, so

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Speaker 1: brand new ones. Let's go to led Zepp led Zeppelin

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00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: and the awesome immigrant song. Robert Blant screaming, then I

842
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Speaker 1: want to go where there's a West End show? Right?

843
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 1: Or is he simply saying he wants to go where

844
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:38,399
Speaker 1: there's a restaurant show? Yes, damn it, I love that song.

845
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:42,279
Speaker 1: Big Johnny ruined it. He wants to take in a

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Speaker 1: restaurant show. Yep, all right, let's go to the Who

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Speaker 1: the classic? Who are you? I remember throwing punctures around?

848
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Speaker 1: This might be a new Hall of Famer? Or is

849
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Speaker 1: Roti Daughtry saying I remember throwing budgies around. What's more,

850
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Speaker 1: I remember throwing budgies around. Yep, that works. I like that.

851
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Speaker 1: And then we go to Christoper High on Emotion. If

852
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Speaker 1: you're too familiar with the song, I never heard it.

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00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 1: I am high on emotion? Or is he saying I'm

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Speaker 1: high on emulsion?

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Speaker 3: What's emulsion?

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Speaker 1: It's a paint. You get, mattch you get emulsion. It's

857
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Speaker 1: a type of paint. Emulsion is a type of paint. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's just about that. Kenny clarkson Misindependent, What happened to

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Speaker 1: miss Independent? Or is it what happened to my cinnamon bun? What?

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Speaker 1: That's another Hall of favor there? That's the best one

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Speaker 1: this morning, besting show? Happened to my cinnamon bun? Butt?

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Speaker 2: On?

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Speaker 1: John well done? Jack's not gonna like this one. But

864
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Speaker 1: Donna like a prayer. We think she's singing. Let the

865
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Speaker 1: choirs sing? Or is it level crossing? Oh? Yeah, saying

866
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Speaker 1: level crossing, but Donna's warning about the level crossing changes.

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Speaker 3: With a bit of a w on the I.

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Speaker 1: All right, big John, thank you very much. We go

869
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: through your misshard lyrics. Next, train Drops of Jupiter. If

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Speaker 1: you ever hear any you want to send them in

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Speaker 1: to me, you can email me Christian at Gold one

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Speaker 1: four three dot com dot au. Will go through yours.

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Speaker 2: Next The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

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Speaker 2: four point.

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Speaker 1: Three time na A, Part two of Monday Morning's Misheard

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Speaker 1: Lyrics sys go through some of the best of your

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Speaker 1: ones that you've sent to me if you want to

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Speaker 1: email me them Christian at Gold one four three dot

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Speaker 1: com dot au. We have already done the Cold Chisel,

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Speaker 1: one Cheap Wine and a three legged Goat, or if

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Speaker 1: there's about undred those coming on text, we have done

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Speaker 1: that one. But thank you. If you hear any more,

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Speaker 1: let me know. All right, Let's get to Adra and

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Speaker 1: listens to show all the way into work a Halsh

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Speaker 1: song living Daylights theme tune as well to the Bond

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Speaker 1: movie Space comes the Morning and the Headlights fade away

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Speaker 1: right Space or Asian is now hearing Come the Morning

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Speaker 1: and the head lice, fade away, Yes, come the morning

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Speaker 1: and finally the shampoo weren't the headlights is? They're falling away?

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Speaker 1: All right? This one comes from Lizzie. Her one is

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Speaker 1: a big old Mickey be song Michael Bolton? How can

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Speaker 1: we be lovers if we can't be friends? You can't

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Speaker 1: miss hear this classic? Can you? Oh? You can? How

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Speaker 1: can we be lovers if we can't beat France? Let's

895
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Speaker 1: that again? How can we be lovers if we can't

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Speaker 1: beat France? Yeah? That's it govern as well. Email me yours,

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Speaker 1: Christian of Gold one o four three dot com dot au, The.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one four point three.

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Speaker 1: So last week ugly, ugly scenes, really awkward situation that

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Speaker 1: you put this show in. Jack.

901
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 3: I got a shed for free from our producer Brad

902
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Speaker 3: because we needed one. Then we had it at home

903
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Speaker 3: for a while and we decided we didn't actually need it.

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Speaker 1: No, this is where I take contention with this. There's

905
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Speaker 1: no wi You're during the show and then suddenly go

906
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Speaker 1: oh god when you see that your wife has decided

907
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Speaker 1: to sell it without warning you on gum Tree. Sell

908
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Speaker 1: a shed given for free by our producer who he

909
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Speaker 1: said he was offered four hundred bucks for it, but

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Speaker 1: he knew you guys, you'd spend a lot of money

911
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Speaker 1: doing your reno. He's trying to help a guy out.

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Speaker 1: You see that, and you're showing the finger and go,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to try and make a hundred bucks.

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Speaker 3: Well, Bianker listening for seventy five dollars, and we should

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Speaker 3: have actually put more. After we spoke about it on

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Speaker 3: the shows. We actually had a lot of inquiry.

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Speaker 1: He did come back radios. I turned on radios God

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Speaker 1: one oh four point three.

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Speaker 3: The producers Bread shared good news seventy five bucks on

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Speaker 3: the weekend. We want to give the money to Brad,

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Speaker 3: but I'm just thinking, what how much of that seventy

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Speaker 3: five dollars goes to Brad?

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Speaker 1: Oh it's brad Shed. Yes, but they merely looked after

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Speaker 1: it for a couple of weeks.

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Speaker 3: Yes, but you got to keep in mind we did

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Speaker 3: the like this seller should get some cost. And also

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Speaker 3: I had to help the guy lift the shed into

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Speaker 3: his trailer, all six parts of it.

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Speaker 1: So what you think, well, I'm just had it shed

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Speaker 1: for free that you're now going to take some kind

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Speaker 1: of shifters for it for you for lifting it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, is that half?

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Speaker 1: Do you think? No, it's it's nothing. Let's get producer

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Speaker 1: brand on the awful producer back cheap old microphone, the

935
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Speaker 1: Macha's drive through microphone. You deserve all.

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Speaker 3: The money now, all the money and you're still own

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Speaker 3: me for the car parking.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so you've actually own ninety five dollars and

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Speaker 1: I think it's interest as well, so around it up

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Speaker 1: to one hundred. It's a very bad cup of days year,

941
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Speaker 1: the Bombers losing and now this.

942
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Speaker 3: But Brad, would you agree it is annoying to sell

943
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Speaker 3: something on gum Tree. You've got to work out a

944
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Speaker 3: time with the person. Oh okay, I'll make a now

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Speaker 3: clear my Sunday morning so you can come out, yes,

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Speaker 3: or help a lot?

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Speaker 1: Is ther question? Isn't it annoying when you turned down

948
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Speaker 1: four hundred dollars for a shed? You give it to

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Speaker 1: someone because they need some help, and they turn around

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Speaker 1: and make money off you. It was a housewarming gift

951
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Speaker 1: to help out two people who are struggling.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, we'll take you and your wife out

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Speaker 3: to dinner.

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Speaker 1: I know it's a cash deal now, given the seventy

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Speaker 1: five bar.

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Speaker 3: Right, you won the seventy five dollars cash. Don't make

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Speaker 3: absolutely you want all right, yep, I'll bring in tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: So if he didn't ask it, because he's a good guy,

959
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Speaker 1: would you have kept the money? And could you couldn't.

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Speaker 3: I would have taken him and his wife out to dinner.

961
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Speaker 6: He'd have never invited me around because he would have said,

962
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Speaker 6: where's the ship?

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's gold one oh four

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Speaker 2: point three.

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Speaker 1: So this is really exciting. Then Melbourne Comedy Festival back

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Speaker 1: this year, starts this week and first time I been

967
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Speaker 1: here to enjoy your comedy festival. I've done Edinburgh Comedy

968
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Speaker 1: Festival a couple times, which is not the world's biggest one,

969
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Speaker 1: and then the next biggest one just behind that is

970
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Speaker 1: right here in Melbourne. And there are so many acts

971
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Speaker 1: that I know who are coming over to do it.

972
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Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to going to sing and so hopefully

973
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Speaker 1: discovering some new ones as well. But there's a guy

974
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Speaker 1: who I've seen many times called Rob and a Bandoman

975
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Speaker 1: the show's called a Banderman. They are here and I

976
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Speaker 1: thought we've got to get them onto the show. I

977
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Speaker 1: can't recommend his show enough. Rob.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, that's very lovely of you. Thank you.

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Speaker 6: We've done We've done the Edinburgh Fringe together multiple times.

980
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and now I'm here. I've been part of your

981
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Speaker 1: advance party. I've been sort of getting everyone ready for

982
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Speaker 1: when Rober is here from a bandoman.

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Speaker 6: I landed last night and I got so excited. So

984
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Speaker 6: I knew I was coming on Goal this morning, but

985
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Speaker 6: I didn't know that I was coming on the Christian.

986
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Speaker 1: I hope that wasn't an unwelcome surprise, gir who's never

987
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Speaker 1: really cared for that guy back in England the lot thing.

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Speaker 3: I thought you must have requested Christian because connection.

989
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Speaker 1: Now, Christopher, because I know when if you come and

990
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Speaker 1: when people find out what you do why it's such

991
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 1: a great show that is different every single night. And

992
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Speaker 1: so I've done that. I've been to see your show

993
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Speaker 1: every time afternoon the festival. Got on my radio show

994
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Speaker 1: and I don't know if you also remember a couple

995
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Speaker 1: of years ago we did one of those awful the

996
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: worst things you can ever be asked to do, are

997
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Speaker 1: go and appear at a school fundraiser with you where

998
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Speaker 1: you go and have to do a gig in a

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Speaker 1: school hall raising money for some light new wing or

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Speaker 1: a minibus CEA. We did one of those about six

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Speaker 1: or seven years ago.

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Speaker 4: Am I ride and saying the school was very wealthy.

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Speaker 1: We up there it was a hobwatch and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: thank you guys for coming. We're trying to raise money

1005
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: for a new minibus. And I'm thinking, yeah, I definitely was.

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Speaker 6: I definitely have a feeling that like let in you know,

1007
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 6: a coarter of a new student in new guy of

1008
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:48,800
Speaker 6: go there like this is this is not the local

1009
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Speaker 6: cancel run education? Do you want to be Mary's teaching

1010
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Speaker 6: five classes at the same time, she's missus doubt firing from.

1011
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 4: Room to room.

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Speaker 6: It was just like, you know, at the moment it's

1013
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Speaker 6: a ratio of one teacher that it's you that was

1014
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Speaker 6: pretty stressed.

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Speaker 1: It's a definition of first world problem. So I'm thinking,

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Speaker 1: you don't need a mini bush.

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Speaker 4: They definitely didn't.

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00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, the one is only about six months old. Why

1019
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,720
Speaker 1: do you want to get rid of that? So anyway,

1020
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 1: how many times have you done in Melbourne comedy?

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Speaker 6: This is this is only my second time. So my

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Speaker 6: first time I had a lovely run, but a very

1023
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Speaker 6: interesting one. So I jumped on stage on night three,

1024
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Speaker 6: so I did, uh Thursday, Friday, Saturday Saturday night did

1025
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Speaker 6: later of Max Watts jumped up, came down, broken the

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Speaker 6: on stage. Yeah, broken the on stage. So dropped to

1027
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Speaker 6: the ground, rolled under the curtain and just hid there

1028
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Speaker 6: as the crowd were like clap.

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Speaker 1: Do you think this was part of the show? Because

1030
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 1: if I saw that? Or like, why do they get

1031
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: these ideas?

1032
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Speaker 4: Do you fair?

1033
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 6: So many people afterwards thought it was the cockiest exit.

1034
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 4: So to the crowd, it looks like.

1035
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Speaker 1: The pilot.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it came down, broke the knee, and literally as

1037
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Speaker 6: people were clapping, I just I knew, I knew what

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Speaker 6: had happened. So I just tucked and rolled and then

1039
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Speaker 6: I just laid the training teach you that and then

1040
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Speaker 6: you don't move the show.

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Speaker 3: You're a very physical part of the show. Or is

1042
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 3: it because it's music based? So are you just doing

1043
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 3: tepp jumping at the crowd start?

1044
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Speaker 6: Watched Diplo from Major Lazer do a DJ set and

1045
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Speaker 6: at the.

1046
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Speaker 1: End, I've seen you right, there's no move. A little bit.

1047
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Speaker 6: Before welcome very much, and like a man who just

1048
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:20,440
Speaker 6: heard jump around, I took him very literally.

1049
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Speaker 4: So yeah.

1050
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 6: So so my whole time in Melbourne to spend on crouchets.

1051
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 6: So all my memories in Melbourne are people go, do

1052
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 6: you want to go here? I go, let me see,

1053
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 6: and then I check the Google maps and it was

1054
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Speaker 6: two hundred meters away.

1055
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Speaker 4: I go, lads go on ahead, shirt.

1056
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Speaker 3: So what are the rest of the shows, like, are

1057
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 3: you wheeling yourself around?

1058
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Speaker 6: I had, I used my crutches, I got on stage

1059
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 6: and then I take a seat, and a bit that

1060
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Speaker 6: I got really into, i'd use the microphone stand to

1061
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 6: kind of hoist myself up. But I never told the

1062
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Speaker 6: crowd on the.

1063
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Speaker 1: Same thing for his live work as well, you get

1064
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 1: out the chair for a bit, and but it.

1065
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Speaker 4: Was I left with so much energy.

1066
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Speaker 6: So when you finished the show every night because I

1067
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Speaker 6: hadn't stood up, He'll be like do you want to

1068
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 6: go enough? And I'd be like, do you know what,

1069
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 6: I'm just going to chill for fis.

1070
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Speaker 1: I'll be like, yeah, like you now this year just

1071
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 1: on a throne.

1072
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Speaker 4: Yeah, this year. I'm actually frankly livid that they're.

1073
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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, you're going to move around?

1074
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,760
Speaker 4: Yeah? I requested a smaller stage.

1075
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Speaker 6: Yeare a set that gives me no room to move.

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Speaker 6: It's it's you know, just trying to limit that. Uh

1077
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Speaker 6: you know, I've got I've got bananas oranges at a halftime.

1078
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Speaker 6: I've really I've worked it out, trying to create the

1079
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Speaker 6: experience again, So so.

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Speaker 1: Your match fit, you've just done adelaide as well, like

1081
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 1: you know a lot of the Communians go and get

1082
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,439
Speaker 1: everything ready and raise a shop then so you're ready

1083
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: for Melbourne.

1084
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Speaker 6: Feeling And where are you wor Spiegel Tent a thirty

1085
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Speaker 6: every night beside the Opera House. So yeah, eight thirty

1086
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Speaker 6: every night by Mondays, I think Sundays when man seven thirty.

1087
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 6: I'm complicating you with too much information. Fun fact about

1088
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:44,880
Speaker 6: the Spiegel Tent last year as first, sorry two years ago.

1089
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:47,359
Speaker 6: When I came, what I didn't know is they've given

1090
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,399
Speaker 6: out a couple of comps, which is, you know, it's

1091
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 6: never been here before, so they were like, let's give

1092
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 6: away some comps. Nobody told me this, and because it

1093
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 6: was the opera House, it was a much older crowd.

1094
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 6: So so for the first you know, a couple of days,

1095
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 6: I was like, what's in our market? Because every time

1096
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 6: I go what's your job, they go, I'm retired, and

1097
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,840
Speaker 6: it happened like I'm dying it would happen in twelve times.

1098
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 6: And there was a time I genuinely went to someone

1099
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 6: I went, can I see the coffee we sent to

1100
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 6: Melbourne because we have put in some BuzzFeed word that

1101
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 6: the retired community are.

1102
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 1: Like fresh has tour of retirement homes.

1103
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:22,320
Speaker 6: And I'd be like, genuinely, I started going like, was

1104
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:23,720
Speaker 6: the Wu Tang really big?

1105
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 4: Like did the Wu Tang play here?

1106
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:26,759
Speaker 1: Like you know people that.

1107
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:30,439
Speaker 6: I just was like, did something happen? Was tupac from

1108
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:32,839
Speaker 6: the area? I could not figure it out?

1109
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 2: And it was.

1110
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 6: It was literally when I was back in England, I

1111
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 6: got an email and was showing me like who was

1112
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:38,919
Speaker 6: in And then I saw in the first couple of days,

1113
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:40,279
Speaker 6: I was like, that makes so much sense. But I

1114
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 6: love for the whole time it kind of became the

1115
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 6: normal crowd. Over the whole time, I was like Melbourne's

1116
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 6: weird man. Just that that over seventy audience loves hip hop.

1117
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: That is our target demo here and God won at

1118
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 1: four point three. So if people don't know what you do,

1119
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: how would you describe what your show is? Because it

1120
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 1: is unique every night, which is what I like about.

1121
00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 6: A great question. I realized now that we've not mentioned

1122
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:02,440
Speaker 6: it at all. So it's a hip hop show. It

1123
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 6: is fully freestyle, so every single word is improvised based

1124
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:09,239
Speaker 6: on chats with the crowd, and it's conversational. It's you know,

1125
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 6: my job is to make the crowd feel at ease.

1126
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:13,320
Speaker 6: But what I'm trying to ask is I love little

1127
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 6: slices of life. So somebody I'll ask, like, what's of

1128
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 6: minor adversity you've been through recently? Somebody was invited to

1129
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 6: a barbecue, asked to bring halloom me, they broughte feta

1130
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 6: and genuinely got bullied by a vegetarian. So little things

1131
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 6: like that, So you ask these questions that or you know,

1132
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 6: what's something you'd be excited to discover your partner could

1133
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 6: do six months in and keep a PG. Thirteen to

1134
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 6: try and recreate kind of traditional style sounding hip hop songs,

1135
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 6: but very much about slices of life from the room.

1136
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 6: Every single word is improvised, and that's the joy of it.

1137
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 1: The joy is I've seen you do it with someone's

1138
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,520
Speaker 1: a shopping receipt that you just like.

1139
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 6: But the joy is people sometimes go do you hope

1140
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,360
Speaker 6: self will get repeated, and it's the opposite of that.

1141
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 6: You're kind of you're looking for the random because it

1142
00:53:55,520 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 6: sparks having retire It was you. No, there is nothing

1143
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,320
Speaker 6: like the confidence of a recently retired person.

1144
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,840
Speaker 1: You'd go, I don't care anymore? Do they?

1145
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, you just ask any question.

1146
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 6: Who's got before you've asked the end, they're like, right here,

1147
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 6: right here, I've lived a life.

1148
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 1: Tell us a race you don't like? No, not that

1149
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:13,839
Speaker 1: bad question. Now, all right, So you're going to give

1150
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,719
Speaker 1: us an example. Now what do you need from Jack

1151
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 1: and I?

1152
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 6: So this is what we're going to try. We're going

1153
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:21,560
Speaker 6: to do a little something something. What I'd like is this,

1154
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 6: So sometimes in the show we're kind of looking for

1155
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 6: people's hopes and dreams. Christian O'Connell, you moved here coming up,

1156
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,319
Speaker 6: it was a nine months ago. You arrived at June

1157
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 6: June last year, So you're coming up in your one

1158
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 6: year anniversary. Genuine question and it's for both of you.

1159
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:35,439
Speaker 6: What's something you'd like to what are the things you'd

1160
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:36,920
Speaker 6: like to achieve in the next three months to say

1161
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 6: you've gotten the most outier year, sillier, the better little things,

1162
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:43,360
Speaker 6: you know, write your own I don't know karate Kid.

1163
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,919
Speaker 4: Musical about that. Honestly, it's good.

1164
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 1: You play a mean Johnny, you play meme Johnny. All right,

1165
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 1: let's clear the app right, we'll come back. We'll give

1166
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:55,280
Speaker 1: this a go. Okay, Rob, so lovely, thank you, Christian O'Connell.

1167
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:58,280
Speaker 2: Breakfast Show Melbourne's gold one oh four point three.

1168
00:54:58,360 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 1: So one of my tips then lots of great sh

1169
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 1: I used to go and see the Melbourne International Comedy Festival,

1170
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,920
Speaker 1: which begins this week. One I want to recommend is

1171
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 1: Rob and you can see a show a band Oman

1172
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:10,399
Speaker 1: which we just found out during the song You've got

1173
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:13,799
Speaker 1: the location wrong. It's got one job on this right,

1174
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 1: just to say where you are for four weeks.

1175
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,839
Speaker 6: My my vocal might have flipped up due to jet

1176
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:24,280
Speaker 6: lag from a ago. It's a half hour time difference.

1177
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 6: So yeah, so it's the Art Center, guys.

1178
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:31,240
Speaker 3: They probably do do opera there at the Art.

1179
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 4: They definitely had an arbor. It was a big opera, that's.

1180
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 1: What I saw. Okay, you're going to start your way

1181
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: out having butterfly drop it again, yes, madam, all right,

1182
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:43,839
Speaker 1: So Rob show every single night is improvised rap. Yes,

1183
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,640
Speaker 1: this is a tough sell. Some people might be going,

1184
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 1: I'm not sure about this. Hear what is going to

1185
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 1: do now? And normally when some people say we do

1186
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 1: in for my stuff, some of them like to know

1187
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 1: in advance. The improviser Jack just said, do you want

1188
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 1: to know what ours are? Now? And Robert side, now

1189
00:55:58,239 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 1: this is.

1190
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 4: Properly life and a kind of pause you of my life.

1191
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 4: There's a bit of me going.

1192
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 6: If there was a voiceover, it'd be like, at that

1193
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 6: moment I should have realized I should have like three

1194
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 6: minutes a guy be like, Okay, what rhymes with iron jack?

1195
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 4: What rhymes with orange? Nothing rhymes with iron jack? You

1196
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:15,319
Speaker 4: ruined me.

1197
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 6: I'm going home. You see me outside the opera house

1198
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:22,239
Speaker 6: on the streets. So let's try this. This is what

1199
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 6: we're gonna do every time I point out a jack

1200
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 6: in Christian Christian we might start with you.

1201
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 4: We'll see where it takes us.

1202
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 6: You're gonna throw in something you'd like to achieve in

1203
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:34,439
Speaker 6: the dying embers of your first month. Yeah, we're gonna

1204
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 6: see where this goes. There's no rules, just gonna see

1205
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:39,760
Speaker 6: where it goes. Ladies and gentlemen, you're listening to Christian

1206
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:43,359
Speaker 6: O com the Man, the legend arrived here ninth of June,

1207
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:44,319
Speaker 6: ninth of June last year.

1208
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, he a so tonight.

1209
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 6: Man's free from Great Britain, and you know that we'd

1210
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 6: be hyping listening Christian we enter that.

1211
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 4: Man, you know, man for crack.

1212
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 6: Let's start with the first one.

1213
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:57,240
Speaker 4: With Christian and Jack Christian. Something that you'd like to achieve?

1214
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 1: Uh, star in Roadhouse the Musical's the musical? What is?

1215
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:01,879
Speaker 4: What is Roadhouse Square?

1216
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:05,360
Speaker 1: Very quickly Patrick Sweeney's greatest movie about midget monsho.

1217
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 4: Hey, you know, man, it's crazy.

1218
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 6: You know that you genuinely look like Patrick swayzey and

1219
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 6: Jack brother Man. You know I got to warn Yeah,

1220
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,880
Speaker 6: nobody here puts baby in the corner.

1221
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 4: Hey, you know, man defeats so fast.

1222
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 6: On a first I was into like dirty dancing, and

1223
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 6: after that I'm just like, hold out, no doubt. What's

1224
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 6: the best Swayze movie at Roadhouse? Yeah, we're doing this,

1225
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 6: you know, man, start those spark flows and after that

1226
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 6: you starving.

1227
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 4: Donny dark Oh Rob, we're doing that.

1228
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 6: You know that that staff now going for the crack

1229
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 6: next to justin Big Jack.

1230
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 3: My wife wants us to open a bookshop that only

1231
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 3: stucks books. That we've read and recommend.

1232
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 6: Oh my god, yeah, man read and writing. Who wants

1233
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 6: a bookshop with only eno lighting?

1234
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1235
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 4: You know, man, crazy vibe.

1236
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 6: How many books you've got, We've got famous vib Hey eight,

1237
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 6: as soon as like the people they control in Jack

1238
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 6: is like your friends j k rowling up.

1239
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 4: In the place. Man, it's off the hub. Make some

1240
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 4: noise for Jack at his wife.

1241
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 6: They got the books a tonight, man, listen, like for Ages,

1242
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 6: we going with Jack and then we turn in different pages.

1243
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 4: But lit sen third one man kicked them. Let's go

1244
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 4: before June. Let's go Chris June.

1245
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 1: I let the D's to win the Grand Final.

1246
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 6: Okay, the D's. Who are the De's? Christian, you were

1247
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 6: using a lot of words the demons. Hey, that's right,

1248
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 6: you know, man, for Ages, frands matter respecting like the

1249
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 6: demon Satan.

1250
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 4: Yet you know, man, that came so swell.

1251
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 6: Christian only watches sports players from hell. Hey, that's right,

1252
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 6: fan of the legends. He only wants to watch dead

1253
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:34,040
Speaker 6: David Beckham. Yeah, believed they never will be beat in.

1254
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 6: Make some noise, watch watch the ds win. Get the

1255
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 6: D's win, peeps, and the deep Man's, Well you about

1256
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 6: to do this man.

1257
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:41,280
Speaker 4: Jack, bring the heat.

1258
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 3: Win you about to do this?

1259
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:43,320
Speaker 4: Drop it?

1260
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 6: Please use a colloquialism, rocking d's yep, Jack right there? Yeah,

1261
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:49,920
Speaker 6: of course, Man, drop it to the mic.

1262
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 4: Brother. Give us number four.

1263
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 3: We need to build a fence at the house because

1264
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,240
Speaker 3: recently we had a stranger walk into our backyard.

1265
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 6: No doubt, man, this is the best You'll probably sell

1266
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 6: the Boddy fence you did.

1267
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 1: With the shed.

1268
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 4: Hey, man, keep it a class. I'll see your house

1269
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 4: next week. But it's still just grass.

1270
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 7: Hey.

1271
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 4: You know right there, a sir, a sir.

1272
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 6: He's at the grass man looking for danger, thinking man,

1273
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 6: build a fence.

1274
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a lot of fun. Jack, you're the Melbourne version.

1275
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 6: Of Donald Trump. I'm not kidd and y'all blah blah

1276
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:22,280
Speaker 6: blah blah. We shoul build a bloody wall. Hey, you know, man,

1277
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 6: I tell them friend, for Gosh's sake, Man, let them in. Hey,

1278
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 6: we're doing this like's going out of fashion, Christian.

1279
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,959
Speaker 4: We grab them. This will be the last one the bite.

1280
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 4: Now you might supply before the ninth of Joe.

1281
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 1: Man number five, tell them the news is coming up next,

1282
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 1: is that right? Man?

1283
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 4: You know I'm into that.

1284
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:45,280
Speaker 6: We're all getting words in our ears from Brad. I'm sorry, Brad,

1285
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 6: It's not what I'm used to, but forget about you, sir.

1286
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:52,160
Speaker 6: I will be the producer. Guess what me, I'm the producer, Brad.

1287
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,320
Speaker 4: Guess what? There is no bloody news here.

1288
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:58,400
Speaker 6: And you know man, listen back in the spot, Big Jack,

1289
00:59:58,480 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 6: Big Christian.

1290
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 1: Oh my wife. Awesome, awesome, awesome. That's why I need

1291
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: to go and see rob show abandon Man eight.

1292
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 4: Thirty eight thirty beside the Art Center.

1293
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 6: Guys, get a right, a Spiegel tent, a beautiful German

1294
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 6: Spiegel tent, and everything is improvised and it's very gentle.

1295
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 6: It was recommended as one for your family, which I

1296
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:21,120
Speaker 6: quite liked. Yeah, I would say that the moms bring,

1297
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 6: the dads, bring the children that are over fourteen.

1298
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:25,120
Speaker 1: No one's going to be upset. It is a wildly

1299
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 1: entertaining show. And I promise you we gave you nothing

1300
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,680
Speaker 1: in advance of fact. No, No, Jack made it the

1301
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 1: hardest I've ever seen anyone make you work for that.

1302
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,000
Speaker 1: Tell us something, tell.

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01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 4: Us a backstory to.

1304
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 2: You.

1305
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 4: I thought it was beautiful.

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01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 6: You did very well, and you let your partner know

1307
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 6: that this weekend is going to be a special one,

1308
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 6: and we're finally going to the do I story Darling

1309
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:49,600
Speaker 6: going to build.

1310
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:53,360
Speaker 1: A fence Rob absolutely outstanding, Such a pleasure for you

1311
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 1: wrapping head away. You've got to come back on the

1312
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 1: show because that was brilliant.

1313
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 2: I would be very very good to go and see

1314
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 2: Amanda Man, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one

1315
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 2: oh four point three.

1316
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 1: No, it's not that one. Our producers have copied it

1317
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,480
Speaker 1: over twice. We don't have our thing for the work

1318
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:11,040
Speaker 1: time waster.

1319
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 3: Damn, it won't feel like the time.

1320
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 1: All right, today's that work time waster. Tickets for the

1321
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:17,920
Speaker 1: best one to the next ten minutes to go to

1322
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 1: Disney on ice. We're asking you to combine a combined

1323
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 1: a band and a movie. I've got Jaman Jimmy Barnes,

1324
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 1: Oh stretch, No, it's not at all Jaman Jimmy Barnes

1325
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 1: band and a movie jam and Jimmy Barnes ac d C.

1326
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 1: No evil here, no evil, thank you. Ferris Bueller's Green

1327
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 1: Day Off.

1328
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 3: That's good.

1329
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:45,320
Speaker 1: There will Beg's love blood, Sorry, there will Beg's blood,

1330
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 1: and dude, where's my Irene? Car don't know the film dude,

1331
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 1: where's my car? I show doesn't go by, someone doesn't

1332
01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 1: drop in, and dude, where's my car?

1333
01:01:57,960 --> 01:01:58,160
Speaker 2: On this?

1334
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 1: All right? Jack? What have you got them for? Combine

1335
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 1: a banded movie.

1336
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:07,720
Speaker 3: Spice girls with the dragon tattoos, the Chemical step Brothers, Yeah,

1337
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:12,400
Speaker 3: Chemical brothers, Chemical step brothers, Beach boys in the hood,

1338
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 3: that's good. The girl with a pearl jam earring nice?

1339
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,480
Speaker 1: Okay, send us yours them the best ones tickets, Go

1340
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 1: and see Disney on Ice Family Boss text numbering then

1341
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 1: is so you do? Combine a band in a movie

1342
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:29,480
Speaker 1: is oh four seven five three one oh four three

1343
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 1: oh four seven five o three one oh four three

1344
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:33,520
Speaker 1: and mark them in ten minutes time.

1345
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:36,840
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

1346
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 2: point three.

1347
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:40,320
Speaker 1: Today's time waste. We're asking you to do. Merch a

1348
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:44,880
Speaker 1: band and a movie. Family tickets going to see Disney

1349
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,919
Speaker 1: on Ice up for grabs. You're ready to mark? Ready?

1350
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:51,160
Speaker 1: Willie Walker on the Hot Chocolate Factory, Silver plus Chicken

1351
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:56,400
Speaker 1: Run DMC very good. There we go. The Cat Empire

1352
01:02:56,440 --> 01:03:01,800
Speaker 1: strikes back. Gold, I'm David and Basewater, Rosemaries, Baby Animals,

1353
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 1: Gold Mellow, Mitcham Ten Things I have about you. Am

1354
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:12,480
Speaker 1: I m Silver, Glen the Wizard of Ozzie Osborne.

1355
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:13,959
Speaker 3: Gold.

1356
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:18,160
Speaker 1: They're ow well done, Iron Maiden Manhattan.

1357
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 3: Gold plus.

1358
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 1: I love the way I've just seen this. How they

1359
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:25,440
Speaker 1: knew that that was a good one. They've gone Iron

1360
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 1: Maiden Manhattan and then in capitals might drop ash very good.

1361
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:40,680
Speaker 1: Twisted Sister Act Silver Free, Woody Smith Gold twelve Angry

1362
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:43,960
Speaker 1: Men at Work Silver plus. Ten things that I hate

1363
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:47,760
Speaker 1: you Ten things I hate about you too, better Gold,

1364
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:53,200
Speaker 1: Edward Scissor Sisters Gold plus, Mark in Thornbury, Well done,

1365
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:56,600
Speaker 1: fine this morning Decked the Hall of Notes silver plus.

1366
01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:57,360
Speaker 1: Well done everyone.

1367
01:03:57,560 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show one four point three.

1368
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:04,600
Speaker 5: Well my husband, my twenty year marriage is stooped to

1369
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,360
Speaker 5: a new low at the weekend.

1370
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:07,080
Speaker 1: What's happened?

1371
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:11,240
Speaker 5: So Audrey's been doing craft. The seven year old's been

1372
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:14,640
Speaker 5: doing craft and has lost the scissors Chris needed to

1373
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:19,880
Speaker 5: trim his manky toenail. So I've come into the kitchen

1374
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:21,840
Speaker 5: and there's a steak knife sitting on the bench. He said,

1375
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:25,080
Speaker 5: don't don't touch the steak knife. I said, why what

1376
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:26,920
Speaker 5: are you doing? He said, oh, it needs to go

1377
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:31,920
Speaker 5: through the dishwasher. I had to improvise and try to

1378
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 5: cut my toenail with the steak knife.

1379
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:39,000
Speaker 1: Listen, macguiver, don't be doing that with the steak knife.

1380
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:41,520
Speaker 1: So how do you trim your nails with a stain? Nil?

1381
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:44,760
Speaker 5: So I asked him that, I said what sorry? So

1382
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:47,560
Speaker 5: he said, I had my foot up on the bench.

1383
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:54,680
Speaker 1: I'm surprised your husband the Werribee love machine. I'm surprised

1384
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:56,280
Speaker 1: that he would do so. I don't even know how

1385
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:57,600
Speaker 1: you tremor now with the stain.

1386
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,560
Speaker 3: Do you sow or do you nails?

1387
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:03,760
Speaker 5: But how it's got talons is it's like crow out

1388
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:06,520
Speaker 5: of dumb and dumber that scene grinder that.

1389
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:10,640
Speaker 1: Need the industrial grinders gusting rough gross.

1390
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:12,000
Speaker 5: So I threw the steak knife out.

1391
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:13,280
Speaker 4: What I threw it out?

1392
01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:17,240
Speaker 1: You kind of throw cutlery out, threw it out?

1393
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:19,520
Speaker 3: I would discust so because then every time you go

1394
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:21,440
Speaker 3: to the drawer, you're not sure which one it was.

1395
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 1: You're right. Also, it's the thought that it's been you know,

1396
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,360
Speaker 1: it might have toe jam still in the little grooves

1397
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,919
Speaker 1: of it, and there's too much there. So I should

1398
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:31,480
Speaker 1: have said the world the phrase there toe jam.

1399
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:37,080
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

1400
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:37,600
Speaker 2: point three.

1401
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 1: What's up with you with a T shirt? Today? By

1402
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,240
Speaker 1: the way, we're just going an end today show. I

1403
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:42,200
Speaker 1: keep itjusting it.

1404
01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:44,560
Speaker 3: I know, I just it's only you and I threw

1405
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:46,520
Speaker 3: it in the wash for the first time over the weekend.

1406
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:48,400
Speaker 3: Has it shrunk or misshaping?

1407
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 1: Does it look to hang the same as all your

1408
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:51,959
Speaker 1: T shirt? Can't?

1409
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:53,640
Speaker 3: Because you can't be comfortable today.

1410
01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:56,400
Speaker 1: There's nothing worse when you get in your head. There's

1411
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:59,440
Speaker 1: something about your clothing. Is it is scratchy or not right?

1412
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,920
Speaker 1: And it actually ruins your whole day. It sounds pathetic,

1413
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:03,760
Speaker 1: but it does, doesn't it.

1414
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:05,959
Speaker 3: I have been fidgeting all day, haven't I. I haven't

1415
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:08,600
Speaker 3: even realized that. But I've just been readjusting all morning.

1416
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:11,920
Speaker 1: I remember once doing a normal thing of waiting for

1417
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:14,800
Speaker 1: my wife to get ready, and she goes, I'm ready.

1418
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:16,240
Speaker 1: I know what I'm not gonna be long, I know

1419
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:18,800
Speaker 1: what outfit I'm going to wear. Anyway, five minutes of

1420
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 1: all the taxi comes, I go and see watching them.

1421
01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:23,120
Speaker 1: She sat on the bed in a bra and pants, crying.

1422
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:31,440
Speaker 1: Have you had some bad news? I can't wear that outfit? Whoa,

1423
01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:35,960
Speaker 1: what what's gone on? I know you're trying to rush me.

1424
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:37,880
Speaker 1: I just Chris, I can't wear it. Look at it.

1425
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:40,880
Speaker 1: But you liked it an hour ago. You've worn it before.

1426
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:43,080
Speaker 1: You loo's great in it. What's happened now?

1427
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:44,040
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1428
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:48,840
Speaker 1: I said to it. I don't even know what to say.

1429
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:52,440
Speaker 1: I might as well just wear a tracksuit pants. She's crying,

1430
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:55,840
Speaker 1: as if life itself was over anyway. Tal of today's

1431
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:58,800
Speaker 1: show to jam We're back tomorrow morning. Don't forget you're

1432
01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:01,560
Speaker 1: listening out for Queen and another one bites attached. That's

1433
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:04,120
Speaker 1: your track today, try and win a holiday to Thailand.

1434
01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:04,600
Speaker 1: Good luck.

1435
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:08,040
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

1436
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:08,600
Speaker 2: point three