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Speaker 1: Jersey and Amanda jam.

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Speaker 2: Nation breaking news. A man with a penis on his

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Speaker 2: face has life transformed after chance meeting with a plastic surgeon.

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Speaker 1: I need to know.

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Speaker 2: I love these stories. So the plastic surgeon's got old

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Speaker 2: mate to come around and paint his house.

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Speaker 1: With his nose.

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Speaker 2: No, he's got him just a traditional method brush and

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Speaker 2: paint tin. And the plastic surgeon has noted that the

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Speaker 2: man looks that there's a penis on his nose.

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Speaker 1: Let me have a look.

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Speaker 2: I've got a picture for you.

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Speaker 1: There you go.

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Speaker 2: The surgeon noted that he's got a skin condition called

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Speaker 2: ryana fimer. It's a progressive condition that causes thick and

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Speaker 2: pimpled and pitted skin at the top of the nose.

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Speaker 2: This is all because of enlarged oil glands, you see.

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Speaker 1: So his nose has come down like a big droopy

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Speaker 1: penis over his mouth.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And so he said to the man, you know,

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Speaker 2: I'm a gifted surgeon. I can do something about that

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Speaker 2: giant penis on your nose, to which the man said,

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Speaker 2: what penis? He didn't know I was doing a from

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Speaker 2: young Frankenstein or I'm quite a Brillian servant urge, and

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Speaker 2: I can help you with that hump? What hump?

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Speaker 1: Anyway, when he blew his nose, well, he went into

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Speaker 1: his mouth.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so he had to go and did a bit

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Speaker 2: of work there.

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Speaker 1: So he goes around to paint the house.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 1: It hadn't occurred to him to seek out the the

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Speaker 1: work of a surgeon beforehand. It just by a happenstance,

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Speaker 1: meets a surgeon who says, look what's on your face?

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Speaker 2: He was in one of those ecuadorial countries where they

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Speaker 2: don't care about penises on faces. Okay, fair, they care

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Speaker 2: about stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: They care about getting a good painting job done.

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Speaker 2: Here, it'll be a different story. Yeah, penises on TV.

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Speaker 1: You'd be on Mysterious Bodies or something. Yes, yes, it

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Speaker 1: wouldn't get your house painted.

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Speaker 2: No, Well he's a good doctor and he didn't charge

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Speaker 2: him or anything like that.

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Speaker 1: The results look good, doesn't it do?

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Speaker 2: It's come up?

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Speaker 1: Would you live your whole life like that when you

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Speaker 1: could be.

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Speaker 2: That, Well, I guess it just suddenly changes. It happens.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't happen overnight, you don't.

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Speaker 1: And every time as a painter he goes to someone's house,

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Speaker 1: they'd say, hey, look what's on your knives? What's going

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Speaker 1: on there? Yeah, that's right. How you a surgeon? No, like,

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Speaker 1: I'll just paint your house.