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Speaker 2: Woody podcast.

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Speaker 1: Boomers. They're all on Facebook in the same way that

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Speaker 1: Nerd Beaches and Coffee Club have sort of accept the

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Speaker 1: responsibility of housing the boomers. In reality, I feel like

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Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberg has done the same thing online. He's just

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Speaker 1: it's a sacrificial lamb of a platform. Now it's the

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Speaker 1: online God's waiting room.

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Speaker 3: Facebook.

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Speaker 1: They're all there, and.

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Speaker 4: I think they're cool because they're on the Facebook now.

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Speaker 4: They're like, I'm across that arm.

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Speaker 1: The memes, their posts and it leads to a lot

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Speaker 1: of great blunders, which is just awesome. I'd love to

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Speaker 1: hear those calls. Thirty one and six y five Federal

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Speaker 1: MP Andrew g could call if he wanted to. So

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Speaker 1: this is yesterday, I think, or earlier today. So he

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Speaker 1: does a post on his official Andrew GMP bluetick nice page.

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Speaker 3: He's in touch, He's in touch with the Youth's posted

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Speaker 3: on social media.

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Speaker 1: He says this. He says, it's day one and the

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Speaker 1: dirty tactics have already started. This afternoon, a constituent contacted

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Speaker 1: my office who told us that she'd been cold called

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Speaker 1: by a person who identified himself as someone from the

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Speaker 1: National Party and then they told Clayton lies about who

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Speaker 1: I was. Ya yah yah does this big post. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he says, this constituent is seventy nine years old. She's

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Speaker 1: very upset about this first comment underneath it, and clearly

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Speaker 1: he doesn't. They forget I mean, this is where the

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Speaker 1: blunders begin. They just forget that they leave a trail.

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Speaker 1: So he's clearly written this post. And the next thing

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Speaker 1: he's done is he's gone, I know what I'll do

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Speaker 1: is I'll comment on my post as somebody else.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah great right, yeah, yeah, perfect crime, the perfect crime.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he writes, thank you, and then tags Andrew GMP.

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Speaker 1: I am Mutity area and I have also received multiple

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Speaker 1: texts from the nationals. I've seen nasty ads from the

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Speaker 1: paper till mob too. It has helped me to see

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Speaker 1: who the good guy really is.

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Speaker 3: And can I just say you're very attractive as well.

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Speaker 1: And he's totally totally forgotten to change accounts, so he's

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Speaker 1: just commented under his own post as himself and then

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Speaker 1: tagged himself that is in his own post, So everyone knows.

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Speaker 4: Everyone knows now, like ask, you've made the faux pa, right,

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Speaker 4: but how often do you do this?

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Speaker 3: Like how often have you successfully been doing all the time.

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Speaker 3: He's doing it all the Q nice things about yourself

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Speaker 3: through an.

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Speaker 1: I love that final line. It has helped me to

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Speaker 1: see who the good guy really is. It's awesome. So

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Speaker 1: look Facebook prop blunders. They're a beautiful thing. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: everyone's got a story here, so please they're anyone in

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Speaker 1: six five A very good friend of mine. He's dad,

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Speaker 1: and I think this will be one that we get

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Speaker 1: a lot on these calls. Woulds. His dad's status one

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Speaker 1: day was just natural breasts. Oh no, it's not even

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Speaker 1: the right website. He was overseas as well or something.

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Speaker 1: He's just gone to search natural breasts made it his

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Speaker 1: Facebook status. His wife couldn't get onto him, so she

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Speaker 1: just had to comment underneath it, Kevin, this is not

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Speaker 1: Google mark so I'm sure. I'm sure they're all out there.

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Speaker 1: Big shout out to my mate's statu if he's listening.

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Speaker 1: That was very good. Ken just entertained for a long

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Speaker 1: time time. Difference meant it was online for a good

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Speaker 1: fifteen hours. Captain poop Pan's a EP just reminded me

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Speaker 1: about that time that the very famous Australian professor Peter

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Speaker 1: Doherty posted on his Twitter he's opening hours. That's good

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Speaker 1: to his.

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Speaker 3: Did it say what time? What time? Did he try

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Speaker 3: and check Dan movie?

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to know what the scope was. It

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Speaker 1: was a Monday morning as well.

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Speaker 4: Monday morning, Yeah, Monday morning.

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Speaker 1: He is too good. And I know you've got a

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Speaker 1: story about your dad as well.

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Speaker 3: Was more a fine story about dad. Let's go to

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Speaker 3: Karen first. Karen, this was your mom who had a

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Speaker 3: blunder on Facebook.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Hi guys.

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Speaker 6: My mom does a lot of traveling and she's quite

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Speaker 6: eldoly and insists on posting all about her holiday while

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Speaker 6: she's overseas. And one particular time, she was in London

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Speaker 6: with her current partner and his daughter, and she posted

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Speaker 6: had passed away. Takes him in the posters being with

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Speaker 6: them in London. She didn't know, and he hadn't passed

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Speaker 6: very recently, so it was a bit shocking. And then

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Speaker 6: I didn't know how to edit it or delete it,

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Speaker 6: so just put in the comments. Well, I'm sure he

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Speaker 6: wished he was here.

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Speaker 3: Oh, recovery, recovery. Hey, I'm going to jump in here

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Speaker 3: because dad did a very very similar line, super related.

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Speaker 3: So effectively, my dad is messaging his brother, so my uncle,

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Speaker 3: and effectively they're talking about Greg. Yeah, they're talking about

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Speaker 3: a friend of theirs who's not in a good way.

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Speaker 4: He's going through some some health stuff. Now, they thought

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Speaker 4: they were private messaging, and so the conversation steers towards

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Speaker 4: and this is on both of their public walls. It

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Speaker 4: was back in the day when you walk, so they're

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Speaker 4: just chattingto each other publicly on one of the.

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Speaker 1: Which, by the way, was a wild thing, right, But

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Speaker 1: it went on that we used to have public chats,

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Speaker 4: Made decisions like do I want this chat public or private? Anyway,

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Speaker 4: they thought it was private. So then they start saying,

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Speaker 4: should we go and visit him? Would be the right

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Speaker 4: thing to do anyway. Dad's response was.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't think so, and then he says the

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Speaker 3: guy's full name, which tags him. So he's tagged now

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Speaker 3: in the comment going and the comment is, I don't

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Speaker 3: think he's going to make it much longer. Don't see

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Speaker 3: the point this is on. So not only is it

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Speaker 3: the public warm, it's been tagged. Let's go to I'm

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Speaker 3: not sure if we'll get there in time. This was

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Speaker 3: your dad.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so my dad took a photo of my wedding

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Speaker 7: invitation which had all my details on it where it

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Speaker 7: was going to be at my mobile number, and posted

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Speaker 7: it on his Facebook to about four hundred friends and

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Speaker 7: said everyone is invited.

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Speaker 3: Such a deliberate then from him, he's one of an

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Speaker 3: open house wedding, I guess.

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Speaker 7: So I called him straight away and I told him,

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Speaker 7: you need to delete this right now.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy.

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Speaker 3: He was like, a wild deliberate move.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not even a recklessly this is your dad.

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Speaker 1: We're talking Facebook booby blunders.

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Speaker 8: Hello, Hello, I'm.

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Speaker 1: You. You wanna talk about your dad? Vic?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Boys, First, what do you want to do?

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Speaker 8: He moved back to England. About I just wore COVID.

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Speaker 8: He's seventy two and he's absolutely useless with Facebook type

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Speaker 8: of stuff him And one minute I just looked at

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Speaker 8: it and he's got Asian brides something, a picture of

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Speaker 8: three like well I think there were women Asian brides

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Speaker 8: underneath as used Facebook status and I couldn't get in

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Speaker 8: contact with him for about a week and then when

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Speaker 8: I did, he was like, oh, I must have been hacked.

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Speaker 8: So I must have been hacked Oh no, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Know, Oh Jesus, yeah, yeah, embarrassing post a photo of

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Speaker 1: him with three three women.

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Speaker 8: No, he wasn't on there. It was just like, you know,

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Speaker 8: Asian brides, and it was three women.

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Speaker 1: He captioned it Asian brides.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what Jesus.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what to ask that I.

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Speaker 1: Realize that it's public.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's what's going on. They think of the search

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Speaker 3: engine because for all intend purposes, it looks like a search.

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Speaker 1: So he searched Asian brides.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then obviously commented saying, three Asian brides.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to shame to Sha. They shouldn't be that. Hi,

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Speaker 1: hello Sha, we're tooking Facebook.

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Speaker 9: Yes, so I got another mom story. But my mum

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Speaker 9: ripped into my brother's girlfriend on thinking it was a

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Speaker 9: private family group chat. He was tagged in it as well.

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Speaker 9: So on her page, she's written the comment because she

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Speaker 9: doesn't know how to use Facebook. She's written the comment

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Speaker 9: thinking it was in the private group chat.

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Speaker 1: What she said, what's the worst thing she said?

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Speaker 9: I can't remember exactly what it was, but she was

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Speaker 9: ripping into her like she's this and this and she's

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Speaker 9: so and so.

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Speaker 5: Yeah and you.

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Speaker 9: Shouldn't be with her, and this and that and the

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Speaker 9: other improved type of situation, and yeah, she saw it

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Speaker 9: didn't go down very well.

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Speaker 1: So the other girl did say it, Yes, I know,

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Speaker 1: did she confront her.

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Speaker 9: No, my brother rang and my hat to do, you know,

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Speaker 9: dummage control control. But yeah, so he was frantically trying

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Speaker 9: to ring my mom to get the post taken down,

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Speaker 9: but she didn't know how to do that.

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Speaker 1: So that's the issue as well.

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Speaker 3: Once they realized.

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Speaker 1: What to do it. Yeah, it's out there. That's shocking. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's still saying she is.

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Speaker 3: Right at the end of the time, Christmas lunch for

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Speaker 3: you guys.

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Speaker 1: are you. I haven't actually read the show title.

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Speaker 2: Yet, but yeah, passive aggressive. It's my ten year old son.

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Speaker 2: When I do something he doesn't like, like if I

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Speaker 2: have to go to the toilet and he just he's

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Speaker 2: following me in there because he wants to keep talking

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Speaker 2: about minecraft. Of course, and I close the door and

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Speaker 2: lock it so he can't follow me, and he goes, Okay,

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Speaker 2: well you've locked the door, so what is it.

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Speaker 1: It's like disdain with surprise.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like surprise. Yeah, okay, yeah.

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Speaker 1: That's where you're at. Wow.

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Speaker 2: And I just just cracked me up so much. Ended

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Speaker 2: up on the show that the artwork was my my

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Speaker 2: fourteen year old? Did it illustrated the Wow?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just using your kids to do all your work.

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Speaker 2: Child, Yeah, I mean I provide their food and housing,

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Speaker 2: but but yeah it's optional. They didn't have to do it.

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Speaker 1: But lots changed as you did your last show eight

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Speaker 1: years since a full standard show.

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Speaker 2: I've had a haircut.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really good you and your dad recently is

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Speaker 1: that rather a fresh one? Well?

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Speaker 2: Recently we've got so I've got two children, is the

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Speaker 2: ten year old in the fourteen, I've got two step kids,

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Speaker 2: and then I just had a baby.

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Speaker 3: Congrat four months. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: That means a lot. I really appreciate that. A text

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Speaker 2: on the day, Yeah, it's great. They're they're they're a

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Speaker 2: little cutie. They have just decided, after four months of

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Speaker 2: pretty smooth sailing, that sleeper is overrated. They're like I'm

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Speaker 2: not doing much from the day.

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Speaker 3: I don't need to have this smatch sleep sure.

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Speaker 2: And because they can't do anything yet, they're like, and

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Speaker 2: I'll need you to I'll need you to pick me up.

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Speaker 2: Kind of stuck here. That's been hard.

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Speaker 1: I've never been attacked by you before. It felt good

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Speaker 2: I enjoyed it. Yeah, it was a bit of fun.

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Speaker 2: Seventeen and tall. So any punishment that revolves around you

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Speaker 2: other than feel sad. So I'm very grateful that you choose.

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Speaker 3: To like emotional black, I would be very sad.

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Speaker 2: My dad used to smack me, which is old school,

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Speaker 2: And like his childhood was really hard, a lot harder

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they love you and or they know it's right

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Speaker 2: Like you want, because that's how you benef that's how

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Speaker 3: Bank rubbing the number one concern for you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, how are you guys finding it? You were

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Speaker 2: It's really easy to not be that.

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And that's what was you know, we weren't demonstrated the

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Speaker 4: And then you pick out and your partner like the

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Speaker 4: which is clearly saying that your parents did with you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing that. Yeah my parents did to me.

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Speaker 3: And we talk about that.

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Speaker 2: maybe they're jealous of you, so just let it go.

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Speaker 2: Whereas in my mind I'd be like, I still remember

441
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Speaker 2: insults from fifteen years ago, Like I have no idea

442
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Speaker 2: how I deal with that. I'd be like, I still

443
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Speaker 2: have grudges. You're trying to tell them, I don't know,

444
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Speaker 2: just be just to be's in And.

445
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Speaker 3: As you bring out your list of people that.

446
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Speaker 2: Kick them into the score you didn't like, yeah.

447
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Speaker 1: Oh look, it's been really good to have you. Thank

448
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Speaker 1: you so much, thanks for sharing that.

449
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Speaker 2: I think I think drive Time commercial radio is the

450
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Speaker 2: best time to.

451
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Speaker 3: Get that absolutely.

452
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Speaker 2: And then just go straight to something on you know,

453
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Speaker 2: and then just flick it out on VI. I'm sorry,

454
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Speaker 2: I love that.

455
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Speaker 1: Thanks having me on.

456
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Speaker 2: I appreciate it. Sorry for mocking your entire meeting.

457
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Speaker 1: No that, don't apologize. Don't apologize at all, mate. This

458
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Speaker 1: is Kesher Brandon your track. Great, Luke McGregor. He's doing

459
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Speaker 1: all the comedy shows and the festivals. Go and catch

460
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Speaker 1: him comedy dot com dot a.

461
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Speaker 2: U and Kesher support.

462
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Speaker 1: Yeah, get around there, get around there? Yeah, yeah, what

463
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Speaker 1: do not what an artist? There's one profession in the

464
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Speaker 1: world which is compelled to write down whatever you say.

465
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Speaker 1: It's a florist. If there's this weird thing where anyone

466
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Speaker 1: else can tell you to piss off. Sorry, I haven't

467
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Speaker 1: got time for a note. But part of the gig

468
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Speaker 1: is if you order flowers, you get the card and

469
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Speaker 1: they've got to write the note for you.

470
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Speaker 3: You annotate it to them over the farm.

471
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Speaker 4: It's exciting for them though, because obviously, you know, sometimes

472
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Speaker 4: they get some pretty saucy love notes.

473
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Speaker 3: I imagine.

474
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Speaker 1: Well, well, it is an interesting position and we really

475
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Speaker 1: do like to try and push that as far as

476
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Speaker 1: you possibly can in this segment. So what we're gonna

477
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Speaker 1: do is we're gonna call a random florest right now,

478
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Speaker 1: I've written a note which you're going to read out

479
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Speaker 1: on air. H Okay, So none of the things that

480
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Speaker 1: are about to come out of your mouth or your

481
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Speaker 1: own thoughts. People should know this. You are compelled to

482
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Speaker 1: say what I'm holding up in front of you.

483
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Speaker 3: I'm about to say something horrific, aren't.

484
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Speaker 1: The amazing thing about Florests in these scenarios for me

485
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Speaker 1: is just how well they managed to old character.

486
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Speaker 4: Totally, because I almost have to be like a priest

487
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Speaker 4: in the confessional, no judgment, just like get the words down.

488
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Speaker 1: Absolutely, and it's a sale for them. Say what you like, mate, Yeah,

489
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Speaker 1: it'll be one hundred dollars. So let's see whether or

490
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Speaker 1: not this woman actually does.

491
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Speaker 3: So you'll hold you'll hold up the message to me. Yep,

492
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Speaker 3: when the time is right. Okay, I was speaking, Hi

493
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Speaker 3: was it?

494
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Speaker 2: Ali?

495
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Speaker 9: Was it?

496
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Speaker 5: Yes?

497
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Speaker 1: Hi?

498
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Speaker 2: Ali?

499
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Speaker 4: I was hoping to organize some flowers from you guys

500
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Speaker 4: for my partner.

501
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Speaker 5: Yes, certainly. When would you like to be delivered or collected.

502
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Speaker 3: To be delivered? Please?

503
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Speaker 1: Would you?

504
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Speaker 3: Amazing?

505
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Speaker 5: Yeah?

506
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Speaker 3: So my partner her name is Rachelle on.

507
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Speaker 5: The card message? What would you like to say?

508
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Speaker 3: Okay, so, just my dear comma. You told me the

509
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Speaker 3: day would come, told me it would come, yes, full stop,

510
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Speaker 3: and then she found me.

511
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Speaker 5: She found me.

512
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Speaker 1: Full stop, full stop.

513
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Speaker 5: Yeah, any signature?

514
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Speaker 3: Oh sorry, it's it's it's it's it continues on.

515
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Speaker 5: Oh sorry continue?

516
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry for laughing at you.

517
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Speaker 9: Sorry for.

518
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 5: Laughing at you.

519
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Speaker 3: Yes, when you told me you had an identical sister.

520
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, an identical sister, yes.

521
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Speaker 3: Who spent her life finding, spent her life finding and seducing. Yeah,

522
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Speaker 3: her sister's partners, My sister's partners.

523
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Speaker 6: Yeah.

524
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Speaker 3: I honestly thought I would be able to tell you

525
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Speaker 3: a part.

526
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Speaker 5: Able to tell your part.

527
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Speaker 3: Yeah, interestingly mm hmm. She shares your pinch on.

528
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Speaker 4: For food and pets in the bedroom.

529
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Speaker 5: Yeah.

530
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Speaker 3: Perhaps a conversation for another time, a conversation and then

531
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Speaker 3: just and then just please forgive me, and maybe a

532
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Speaker 3: sad face sad face simonmon.

533
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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, and Simon, is there anything particularly you'd like

534
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Speaker 5: to send or you have it to leave it to

535
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Speaker 5: us to like best.

536
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Speaker 4: On the day, or maybe if I can around eighty

537
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Speaker 4: dollar mark would be nice.

538
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Speaker 5: I think so at plus delivery or yep.

539
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Speaker 3: That's absolutely fine and sorry, just but I've got you there,

540
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Speaker 3: I haven't. I haven't obviously convided in anyone around that.

541
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Speaker 3: Do you think she's going to forgive me for that?

542
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,360
Speaker 3: It's it's such a.

543
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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, probably can't comment on that. I don't know

544
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Speaker 5: what your relationship is.

545
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 3: So yeah, married, we're married.

546
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Speaker 1: We are married.

547
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Speaker 5: You're off to good start sending some flowers, so yeah,

548
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Speaker 5: only you know the ins and outs of your relationship.

549
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 3: Very vindictive from the sister though the sister really it.

550
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Speaker 5: Doesn't sound pleasant. So you're happy to leave the flower

551
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 5: type up to us?

552
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 1: Yeah?

553
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Speaker 3: Absolutely, yeah, I'm willing, Tom. I guess you know this.

554
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Speaker 3: You know the specs now, so flowers that say so

555
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 3: sorry I hooked up with your sister.

556
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Speaker 5: If there's yeah, we'll pick something nice out for you.

557
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 3: All right, best of luck, thank you so much, and

558
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 3: sorry Allie.

559
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Speaker 4: Just before I do let you go, I absolutely do

560
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Speaker 4: want those flowers one hundred percent, so please continue with

561
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Speaker 4: that transaction. But I do also want to let you

562
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Speaker 4: know that my name is actually Woody and I am

563
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Speaker 4: calling from a radio show.

564
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Speaker 5: I had a feeling you aren't they It was a pretty.

565
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Speaker 4: Wild message, and I feel like you handled yourself pretty well.

566
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Speaker 4: Do you often get notes annotated to you that are

567
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Speaker 4: pretty wild?

568
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Speaker 5: Yeah, this one's actually quite tame, you huck.

569
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Speaker 1: Why No?

570
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Speaker 5: First of all, I was like, this guy's very perky, perky.

571
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 5: When you started the card message, I was like, oh

572
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Speaker 5: my god, it's just going to be someone I'm no.

573
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 5: Flores will prank each other.

574
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Speaker 1: With this sort of call where you go with an

575
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 1: outrageous cards.

576
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 5: Quite often it's for a funeral, so you have to

577
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Speaker 5: be serious, and you have to wait and wait and

578
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 5: wait and wait, so you cannot call some there's.

579
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Speaker 4: A small chance of using funerals as good Ali, I reckon,

580
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 4: we'll do that next time.

581
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Speaker 1: What's the most outrageous requests that you've had?

582
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Speaker 5: This is an old boss of mine who made a

583
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 5: little mistake one year. I think it was Valentine's Day

584
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 5: and fellow sent flowers to his wife and his mistress,

585
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 5: and my old boss put the wrong card in the

586
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 5: wrong envelope. Wow, with a classic W.

587
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 3: Question for you, Yes, far away, do you.

588
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 1: Think that I would be a better romantic partner than you?

589
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 3: I feel like you're setting me up for a trap.

590
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 3: But here's the thing. Here's what I like about you

591
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 3: will sexually.

592
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 4: I think I think you know what you want in

593
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 4: your decisive and I think that's.

594
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Speaker 3: Attractive to other people.

595
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 4: Okay, I think my problem would be that I think

596
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 4: I'm so eager to please that I think at the

597
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 4: end of the day that it'd start becoming a bit

598
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Speaker 4: of a turn off if I really had to break

599
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Speaker 4: it down.

600
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Speaker 1: Okay, so I really go on there. I respect that too.

601
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Speaker 1: To that effect, tip of the cap to you, that's

602
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Speaker 1: a lot. That's a lot.

603
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 4: To that effect, though, I think, Yes, so you struggle

604
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Speaker 4: saying what you want in the bedroom full stop?

605
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, i'd say so.

606
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, I got there with my wife, which is good,

607
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 4: but it's yeah, it takes a long time for sure.

608
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Speaker 3: Early on. It's just so eager to please, like a

609
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Speaker 3: puppy dog.

610
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Speaker 1: Yeah, no worries. So you I still haven't answered the question.

611
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 3: So yes, yeah, I think you think.

612
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 1: I would be a better romantic partner than you.

613
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Speaker 3: Oh sorry, I thought you were just talking about the budoir.

614
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: I think I kind of am.

615
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, outside of budoir, I think you've got me on,

616
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Speaker 4: like your your very good at organizing dates, like you

617
00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 4: like I hear about some of the some of the

618
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Speaker 4: great dates you organized for your partner.

619
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Speaker 3: Sem like, I'm just like, oh, that's good. You think

620
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 3: about gifts, and you give great gifts, and you're a.

621
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Speaker 4: Great letter writer. All of these great traits of great romantics.

622
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 4: I think you've got Okay, not sure if you know

623
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 4: the intents there for mine? The intents there.

624
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not sure if I ever land the jet.

625
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: No, well, I think that time that you dressed up

626
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: as the Mad Hatter and birthday, and.

627
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 3: I know you're bringing that up. See the intent is there?

628
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: Did you try it?

629
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 3: I dressed up as catwoman because she likes cats. Again,

630
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 3: these aren't romantic things.

631
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Speaker 4: Actually, the only thing I've done good romantically is I

632
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 4: set up a scavenger hunt.

633
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: You propose, you proposed in your concrete court yard.

634
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 3: And now once again I know you bring it up

635
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 3: with your brother.

636
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: Yes, that was nice. Yeah, didn't book dinner for the night,

637
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: but that's all right.

638
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 3: Nah, rocked up, got turned away by two restaurants on

639
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 3: engagement night, but eventually got into a very nice Chinese restaurant.

640
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: So the reason I'm bringing this up is there's a

641
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: study that's been done that says two thousand people were interviewed.

642
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 3: That's all lot.

643
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's actually a good sample size. Who

644
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: have said that I have a feature. I've got something

645
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: about me that makes me a better romantic partner, makes

646
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: me more mature, makes me more masculine, and it makes

647
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 1: me more reliable.

648
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's your decisiveness. I think I hit the nail

649
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 4: on the head. I think it's your ability to make decision.

650
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 1: Think, my decisiveness comes with this thing that I've got.

651
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: You've never had it, by the way, and you never

652
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 1: will have it. Confidence you just keep it just gets it,

653
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: just gets raw and rawra.

654
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 2: I didn't mean.

655
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: I didn't mean, please, don't that's it. That's not it is.

656
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: It's actually something physical, chest, hair, my body, hair, clothes.

657
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 4: So sorry, you have a you have a there's a

658
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 4: physical trait that you have that makes you a better

659
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 4: romantic partner, a.

660
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 1: Better romantic partner, more mature, more masculine, and more reliable.

661
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 4: Overwhelmingly so people that so I'm so I'm untrimmed leg here.

662
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: No, you're making me sound like a wookie. No, no,

663
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 1: little star wars can.

664
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Speaker 4: There's there's not that many different physical traits about you

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Speaker 4: between the two of us, like there's nothing.

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Speaker 1: I have a beard, I bid over beard.

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Speaker 3: I've got a stylized I've got a stylized beard.

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Speaker 1: I've got no I know you've got very low self esteem,

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Speaker 1: so I don't want to crush you too much to you,

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Speaker 1: but