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Speaker 1: Got anything dead.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Patsy, Morning, Good morning Jackie Boy. Good to

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Speaker 1: see you in the studio, Sir, I say no more,

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Speaker 1: but good to see in the studio. Good to see

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Speaker 1: you in your studio. You look a bit lighter all

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Speaker 1: right now, Patsy, you are Monday winner or loser.

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Speaker 3: I'm definitely a loser with a big capital L on

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Speaker 3: my forehead. Yesterday I I did one of the worst

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Speaker 3: things that you can do when you're weaving in and

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Speaker 3: out of a car park, when you're walking.

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Speaker 4: I had a package.

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Speaker 1: You're King Tesla's again, wat, she's yours. She's out there

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Speaker 1: every day, just King Tesla's. No.

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Speaker 3: I had a box that I just picked up at

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Speaker 3: the post office. It was so big I couldn't say

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Speaker 3: over the top of.

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Speaker 1: Your mummy, asking if it's appropriate here what was in

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Speaker 1: the box? Didn't even a box of clothes?

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Speaker 3: Please, good sir, my latest daughter from city Shake. I

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Speaker 3: seem to have a weekly order my husband things.

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Speaker 4: But anyway, I couldn't say past the box and.

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Speaker 5: How much clothes did you?

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Speaker 1: Four seasons in one box? Four seasons in one We are.

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Speaker 4: In a new season boys, and that means I.

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Speaker 1: Have noticed on certain team members, producer Kate and in

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Speaker 1: fact Rio as well. You know they're tone matching. I

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Speaker 1: know they're friends and producers, but look they've got all

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Speaker 1: time and all tones. There's a little bit of light

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Speaker 1: browns coming through in some creams as the leaves change

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Speaker 1: and fall.

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Speaker 4: Correct.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, I had to look around the side of the

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Speaker 1: Of mic Ho do you constructed a makeshift periscope? I

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Speaker 1: should have.

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Speaker 3: I really should have because I hit my right knee,

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Speaker 3: which is my dodgy knie.

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Speaker 1: Oh is your bad gammy one, isn't it? That's where

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Speaker 1: you normally, like when you do a takedown or something,

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Speaker 1: you normally crunch their face into that right knee. You

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Speaker 1: know thousands of those face smashes.

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Speaker 4: No, I really bummed my nailup.

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Speaker 3: When I was a kid, I fell off my bike

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Speaker 3: and got like fifteen stitches in my right knee.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, right on the kneecap.

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Speaker 1: So have you got one of those? Because the way

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Speaker 1: they did stitching back in the eighties was pretty bad.

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Speaker 1: So have you got one of those sort of visible

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Speaker 1: worm scars?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Anyone who the eighties if you need stitches, you've got

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Speaker 1: a worm sky. Yeah. These days it's all micro they

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Speaker 1: glue it together, they barely use it. Yeah, it's like

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Speaker 1: no nails for skin. I know, yeah, they's put that

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Speaker 4: Was full on.

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Speaker 3: I can still remember doctor Wakefield with the needle and

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Speaker 1: From an actual properly Stowe kit.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, A whacked my kneecap on someone's toe bar.

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Speaker 5: God, yeah, really hurt.

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Speaker 3: And I couldn't help like swearing out aloud because it

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Speaker 4: I was annoyed that I didn't imagine.

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Speaker 1: If you saw that, because all you're going to see

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Speaker 1: really is is a box with legs swearing goes that

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Speaker 1: AI is it one of these prototype robots. It's like

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Speaker 1: and deliveries.

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Speaker 3: It's like when you s w toe you forget how

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Speaker 1: Go bars are horrendous day.

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Speaker 3: I actually think unless you are towing something, unless you've

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you're right.

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Speaker 1: It should have some sort of housing for it like

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Speaker 1: Marshmellow or a MARSI parents something, bounce off it.

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Speaker 4: Yes, so yes, I'm a loser.

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Speaker 1: All right, So when we come back then Jack and

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Speaker 1: I would tell us where were yesterday for us. So

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Speaker 1: every Tuesday on the show we ask you whether you're

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Speaker 1: on Monday winner or loser, how was your day yesterday?

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Speaker 1: Your Monday winner or loser? Let me know.

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Speaker 1: Good Morning to David. Apparently the law you can only

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Speaker 1: have the towbar out on display if you're towing something.

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Speaker 1: But they're like permanent there. It's not like a little

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Speaker 1: They should be should be actually that would be that

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Speaker 1: Apparently that David signs off in his own sentence, that

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Speaker 1: is the law. If I could design my own TV

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Speaker 1: show for me to star on, it be called that

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Speaker 1: is the law, where I be Detective Law. So every

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Speaker 1: and they go, sorry, no, DC Law, Detective Law missed

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Speaker 1: the law in law yeah, yeah, but it's actually so

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Speaker 1: that's how the show premise works. That is the law.

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Speaker 1: He's Detective Law, and then I look at the camera

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Speaker 1: as the credit fraud.

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Speaker 5: And do you do small scale stuff like tobars on cars?

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Speaker 1: It's no, it's all petty crimes. But actually that has

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Speaker 1: a big difference because if I'd have been there, Pats

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Speaker 1: and I left to your age yesterday with your bung

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Speaker 1: grateful to Detective Law.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, at least you could have kicked it or something

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Speaker 4: for me in you know.

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Speaker 5: What are you from?

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Speaker 1: Breaks?

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Speaker 4: Self action?

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Speaker 1: Jackiet, you sis a first kind of like pointless activity

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Speaker 3: Triple zero made me feel so self satisfyed satisfied though,

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Speaker 3: because it really.

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Speaker 1: Hurt Jackie boy. You Monday winner or loser.

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Speaker 5: I'm losing as well. After a weekend of hearing nothing

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Speaker 5: but my son play the harmonica, which was bad enough.

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Speaker 5: Now I've got a new ear worm in my head.

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Speaker 1: I have listened to this then, so this is the

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Speaker 1: the next Bob Dylan that Jack's racing. Oh god, what

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Speaker 1: song are you playing. I love that. You know what?

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Speaker 1: There is an act of defiance. Find out, my George,

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Speaker 1: is that that age? I'm not playing any song. It's

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Speaker 5: So I was gifted yesterday by you as we went

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Speaker 5: and the song Timber, which starts with a harmonica.

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Speaker 1: One of the greatest collaps in life. Huhay, this this

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Speaker 1: It's brilliant, a really annoyingly catchy song, Timber. It's like

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Speaker 1: I was like, leave my head Pitbull.

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Speaker 5: It's hard to win the song. You actually don't know

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Speaker 5: the lyrics to it, and that's only byelling Timber.

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Speaker 1: But what a harmonica solo? Right? Oh my god, and

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Speaker 1: this is Bob Dylan, who was uncredited with Keisha and

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Speaker 1: the modern Bob Dylan, mister worldwide.

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Speaker 5: You know, and ironically, Pitbull is one of my wife's

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Speaker 1: Get this right. You know, I love the broadcaster Howard Stern.

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Speaker 1: He wants I want to listen because I thought, well,

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Speaker 1: Springsteen introspective, it's pit mister world wide, Howard. The way

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Speaker 1: you know, Pitbull was word that he wouldn't be able

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Speaker 1: world of like please Pitbull, please get back in some

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Speaker 5: That's what I did.

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Speaker 1: So that's the only thing I know about it. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: Have you Tuesday? On the show, we'd have to ask

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Speaker 1: they were like their laptop saying, I don't understand this bit.

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Speaker 1: It was called a Tuscan chicken. So it was pre

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Speaker 1: And I was, no, one's grateful for a salad that

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Speaker 5: I just have a Tuskan chicken.

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Speaker 1: myself googling zesty costs, lettuce salad recipes and guys, I've

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Speaker 5: Why was that watery? Remember you made it watery? Salad?

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Speaker 1: So water? I made improvise in the kitchen. I'm more

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Speaker 5: That one is hard to be for me at the moment.

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Speaker 1: Once a kid knows that you don't like something, they

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Speaker 5: And I wonder, Harness, he's creativity because.

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Speaker 3: Hey, but you know what, I'm sure when little Jackie

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Speaker 4: Everyone has to start somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Oh bless these young tackers, these little rippers as they

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Speaker 1: Good morning, it's to Christian O'Connell show, but musical instruments

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Speaker 1: to learn Christian My daughter was learning the flute. Oh

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Speaker 1: wow again, what are these woodwind instruments? Yeah, it's the

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Speaker 1: At least that's what I was paying for. It sounded

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Speaker 1: Sadly brackets. Gladly it was never found. That's from Mary.

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Speaker 1: Was it lost to it as you just been it?

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Speaker 1: My younger sister, My younger sister, Jomie Crazy learns to

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Speaker 1: play ode to Joy on her table MIDI keyboard, over

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Speaker 1: Anyone actually know what Joy is? How's it go? Oh?

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Speaker 5: What is it? Bump bump bump bump bum.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't know. I went off somewhere else. I

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Speaker 5: The side improviser one of the most famous classical songs of.

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Speaker 1: All time, Lucky, can you get some of to join

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Speaker 1: put it on drop swing please? I need to be

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Speaker 1: familiarized last week. What was it him? When we talked

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Speaker 1: coming to us. They're going to get confused with the

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Speaker 1: Christian of the show. There's now a rival to the

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Speaker 5: Joy Is from Symphony number nine by.

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Speaker 1: My God nine four one four one o four three

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Speaker 1: Worst musical Instruments to learn. Good morning, Meg, welcome to

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Speaker 9: Good morning Christian. How are you.

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Speaker 1: I'm good Meg, So tell me your story.

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Speaker 10: My son was in a back grade two. He obviously

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Speaker 9: Thing you learn, the recorder. He would just run around

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Speaker 10: The like no songs, no tunes, nothing, just an annoying kid.

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Speaker 10: In pieces, take to a piece of paper saying Joel

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Speaker 1: An intervention a recorder that is incredible. In my mind.

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Speaker 1: When you say in pieces, I means someone stamps on it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, med, great story, Thank you very much for

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Speaker 1: We're talking about kids learning musical instruments and the noise,

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Speaker 1: the pain. Christian. My father said to me, I could

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Speaker 1: The massive, those big old pipes on them and stuff

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Speaker 1: Christian in brackets center or a drum kit for my

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Speaker 1: Come on, come on, you've got to meet us halfway. Kids,

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Speaker 1: She refused to have any less It's like animal from

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Speaker 1: of three into further insanity. Cassie, we hear your paying.

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Speaker 1: That is awful Christian. Back in the eighties, it was

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Speaker 1: a different time. My brother bought a violin home from

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Speaker 1: who moves this country and Melbourne tries to learn about

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Speaker 1: the game, you can't do it on TV. I remember

440
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Speaker 1: going to so many games and just being I must

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Speaker 1: have been such a pain in the backside to people

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know next to me, going why why

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Speaker 1: is that happening? And then you'd hear this a lot.

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Speaker 1: I don't need to worry about that.

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Speaker 5: Bit, wasn't Andy Lee, one of your early chaperone.

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Speaker 1: Tried to get me to bear a Blues fan, and uh,

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Speaker 1: this is in twenty seventeen, the year before we actually

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Speaker 1: decided to move here, And all I remember is just

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Speaker 1: how Andy's like an effervescent personalities and he's a lovely,

450
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Speaker 1: joyous man. After that Blues game they'd lost, I didn't

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Speaker 1: realize they spoiler alert they normally do. There was a

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Speaker 1: change in Lee and whatever this team is, I will

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Speaker 1: not be found the Blues. It was an early lesson,

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Speaker 1: but I remember even Andy getting slightly irritated by the

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Speaker 1: third quarter of this, and he went just just watch

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Speaker 1: it for a bit, talking the words of what when

457
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Speaker 1: used now to stop talking? Bomb Christian. I was listening

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Speaker 1: to your Charle Walla back and he spoke about an

459
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Speaker 1: uber driver called ooh fuck, Yeah, I did this, this

460
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Speaker 1: almost semi mystical uber driver. I've got started again talking

461
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Speaker 1: to because I noticed that on his on his name

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Speaker 1: it was a spout u F and he told me

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Speaker 1: it's a Turkish name. But I had this one of

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Speaker 1: the most incredible conversations with a stranger ever had in

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Speaker 1: my life. Rio, a couple of weeks ago, comes bounding

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Speaker 1: into the studio producer Rio and said, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I got in an Uber and it was uh fuck

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Speaker 1: and Rio, it's no word of a lie. It's a

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Speaker 1: spiritual encounter.

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Speaker 5: He is a very deep thinker. I expect that from

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Speaker 5: your Uber drimas necessarily.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, this email Kate, she's been blessed by the presidence

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Speaker 1: of our friend Ufuk Christian. I think I live in Hampton,

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Speaker 1: the same as you, and I was driven to the

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Speaker 1: airport three days ago by UFUK. The whole trip, I

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Speaker 1: was engrossed in his interesting dialogue, so much so when

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Speaker 1: I arrived at the airport, I was disappointed to reach

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Speaker 1: my destination on departing. It was only then that I

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Speaker 1: asked his name and he applied uhfuck, and I went,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. You have legend status on Old FM

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Speaker 1: and Christian's Breakfast show. Christian, you need to ask your audience,

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Speaker 1: have any other be been blessed by the presidence of

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Speaker 1: uh fuck? You need to go and interview him whilst

484
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Speaker 1: he's driving around. This is a good idea. I'm going

485
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Speaker 1: to reach out to do you know what rio come

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Speaker 1: with me. You can record it. I need to I

487
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Speaker 1: need to write, get this testimony.

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Speaker 5: And you know what else? We need to give him

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Speaker 5: a sticker on his Dashboarders says, as heard on Gold

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Speaker 5: one oh four point three.

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Speaker 1: Let's do this. Ooh fuck. If you can hear my words,

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Speaker 1: reach out please. If you got an email for the

493
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Speaker 1: show about absolutely anything, It's called Latesla Party Christian at

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell dot com.

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Speaker 2: Today you Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

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Speaker 1: If you have any more stories about mum rage the

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Speaker 1: idea of a mum throwing a violin out of a

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Speaker 1: house and stamping on it is It's all I need

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Speaker 1: in the world today. Mum range is funny. If there's

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Speaker 1: any source up mum's destroying stuff nine four three. Yesterday

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Speaker 1: I was out walking my dog and I saw that

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Speaker 1: there was a good old school post of someone with

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Speaker 1: a missing pet right and my heart went out to them.

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Speaker 1: And they were offering a reward and had the little

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Speaker 1: tear strips, you know, the phone number. Good to stay

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Speaker 1: seeing this modern digital increasingly AI age. Still at the

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Speaker 1: supermarkets there's guitar lessons being off and you've got the

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Speaker 1: little tear strip with the phone.

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Speaker 5: Numbers you have like a QR code on them now

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Speaker 5: if you wanted to.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so they were. They were offering a reward or

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Speaker 1: for trying to relocate this missing pemp and it got

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Speaker 1: me thinking, I'd love to know has anyone ever claimed

514
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Speaker 1: a reward? Because this system must have worked because it's

515
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Speaker 1: still being used, isn't it all over the world for

516
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Speaker 1: missing pets, people offering rewards. Has anyone ever claimed a reward?

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Speaker 1: Because I think that's the phrasing, is that you claim

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Speaker 1: a reward? Do you receive it or do you claim

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Speaker 1: I claim my reward or they say to claim your reward.

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Speaker 1: So if anyone's got a story about claiming a reward

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Speaker 1: nine four one four one oh four three. A couple

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Speaker 1: of years ago in the UK, before I moved here,

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Speaker 1: I was out one Sunday and I saw there was

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Speaker 1: a beautiful labrador just wandering around right, and it had

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Speaker 1: a little it's had his name and his address on it. Right,

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Speaker 1: And I had my two dogs with me at the time,

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Speaker 1: And so suddenly I had three dogs, two of them

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Speaker 1: big and another one small. So I'm now like a

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Speaker 1: wrangler and I'll realize this other dog, Liz. But Liza,

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Speaker 1: it's a good ten minute drive to relocate this other dog,

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Speaker 1: and I'll have to go back to my house for dogs.

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Speaker 1: My wife was my wife said to me, because we

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Speaker 1: were talking abou possibly getting another dog. My wife, friend,

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Speaker 1: don't tell me just bought that dog. I went, Why

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Speaker 1: did I jack in the bean store? And I just

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Speaker 1: been in the market an entire dog. It's only a puppy.

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Speaker 1: It's like it was a real old looking labrador, you know,

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Speaker 1: you know when they have like gray eyebrows, they just

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Speaker 1: look mottled like an olderly old man. He's just wondering

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Speaker 1: the neighborhood and like, are you last? And he's a

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Speaker 1: beautiful dog. I know, I haven't just bought an entire

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Speaker 1: big dog. It's like twelve years old or something. I went, now,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go and drive it to the to

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Speaker 1: the people that they'll be black clouded to get in back.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, as I go to drive to this house,

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Speaker 1: and as I'm approaching this really long driveway, I realized

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Speaker 1: that these people are loaded. It was a slightly scaled

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Speaker 1: down version of down to and Abbey. I was like,

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Speaker 1: what kind of I have to be honest, bad thoughts?

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Speaker 1: What I ain't going to be lavish with cash? I

551
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Speaker 1: bet these are kind of people that just do cash

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Speaker 1: only they got cash there, probably just take out you

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Speaker 1: know these not money clips and just peel off making

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Speaker 1: it ring.

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Speaker 5: I'll give you a parcel of lamb.

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Speaker 1: It's a peerage or anything, Duke Christian. Anyway, I ring this.

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Speaker 1: It's actually oppressed, this golden button, and it wasn't like

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Speaker 1: a normal doorbell. It was like it was like in

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Speaker 1: a church or something. This cacophony of like a bell

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Speaker 1: rang out. And then about five minutes act I had

561
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Speaker 1: to keep ringing it. A sprightly old lady answered the door,

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Speaker 1: who looked very sort of prim and proper from a

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Speaker 1: kind of BBC kind of sitcom, you know, And she said,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, you found Google. Come here, old boy,

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Speaker 1: Come here, old boy. She goes, oh my god, have

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Speaker 1: you come from fire? And I said wow. She was,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, you've driven here. Oh my god, thank

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Speaker 1: you touching up. Please let me give you some small thanks. Now,

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Speaker 1: there was two parts of me. One wanted to say,

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Speaker 1: you don't need to bother. I did. I did obviously

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Speaker 1: say that, but I think she read this guy wants something.

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Speaker 1: I actually think you're kidnapped Google. He can come back,

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Speaker 1: or he can go away. Doogle, get in the car.

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Speaker 1: Don't make this worse both of us. She goes, let

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Speaker 1: me just go and get you a small thank and

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Speaker 1: I'm still doing oh no, no, but my voice is

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Speaker 1: getting quite so oh, Jim was saying. She comes back

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Speaker 1: with a bottle of wine, and I think, oh, that's lovely,

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Speaker 1: you know, And then as she has it to me,

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Speaker 1: it's clear that it's a half drunk bottle of wine.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, someone her and maybe the old man

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Speaker 1: I don't know where.

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Speaker 5: It's a hot expensive but it's a half drum and

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Speaker 5: I don't know whether she'd had a swig.

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Speaker 1: Oh bloody hell, this is a good one. I can't

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Speaker 1: find a cheaper one. But this commoner who's returned my dog,

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Speaker 1: maybe she was just like I haven't even opened this one,

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Speaker 1: just had a swig of it, and then when there

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Speaker 1: you go, there's your reward.

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Speaker 5: Off with you, off with you too much to give

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Speaker 5: him the whole bottle.

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Speaker 1: Okay, damn, that's good one, too good for his common panet.

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Speaker 1: All right, So has anyone actually claimed a reward?

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Speaker 8: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Stories about mum rage and has anyone ever actually claimed

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Speaker 1: a reward? Christian? About fifteen years ago, I also helped

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Speaker 1: find a missing labrador. What do you think the most

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Speaker 1: common dog is is lambwardoors. I think I don't think

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Speaker 1: they're very smart dogs. They look like such joyous, happy

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Speaker 1: things they've got I think they've got quite small brains.

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Speaker 5: Yes, they've got that happiness like kids too carefree. Maybe

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Speaker 5: they just wandering want.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so they look a little bit simple. Oh my,

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Speaker 1: I hope you're to be lost in a din't content.

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Speaker 1: I've done it again. They're of course are like Charles

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Speaker 1: as well, aren't they? They're big, old, sort of floppy pores,

607
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Speaker 1: beautiful dogs. Christian, I out find a missing lambordore many

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Speaker 1: years ago. The owner cut me a check, oh old school,

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Speaker 1: which I donated to RSPCA. The reward for seeing the

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Speaker 1: dog reunited with the owners was enough. It was beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Ryan now, Good morning, Ryan, You've got

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Speaker 1: her mum raid story.

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Speaker 6: Hey Christian, how are you?

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Speaker 1: I I'm good. Welcome to the show, Ryan.

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Speaker 6: Hey, Jack and Pats as well.

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Speaker 4: Ryan.

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Speaker 1: So what did mum? What happened?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 6: My mum used to be a part time cake maker,

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Speaker 6: like she did a lot of wedding cakes and stuff

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Speaker 6: like that. And me and my stepdad when my mum

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Speaker 6: was making a cake, we just got out of the

624
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Speaker 6: house because we were just like, we don't want to

625
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Speaker 6: be part of the problem, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 6: So this one day, I don't know why we stupidly

627
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Speaker 6: just stayed home. I don't know. I must have been hot,

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Speaker 6: I don't know, But my mum was making this wedding

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Speaker 6: cake and.

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Speaker 10: It just was not going to plan.

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Speaker 6: And I'm hearing a lot of words. Yeah, I can't

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Speaker 6: say on the radio. And I thought, you know, I'll.

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Speaker 1: Go and see mum.

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Speaker 6: I'll see what's going on on. So I go in there, mum.

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Speaker 6: You know she's frustrated, that real angry mum.

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Speaker 8: Look.

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Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, yeah, And I stupidly was about to open

638
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Speaker 6: my mouth to say, hey, do you need a hand

639
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Speaker 6: or can I help or something? And she picked up

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Speaker 6: the cake and she threw it right at the wall,

641
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Speaker 6: and then she went over to it and she did

642
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Speaker 6: like what I could describe as a little dance on.

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Speaker 1: It, a death dance, ceremonial death dance.

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Speaker 6: So me being I must be sixteen, sixteen or something

645
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Speaker 6: like that, you know, more to five horrified as well.

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Speaker 6: And I just I didn't even say this, and I

647
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Speaker 6: just don't know what I just got out of hair.

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Speaker 1: No, yess what we can do in that situation. There's

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Speaker 1: great lighting place for young kids. We'll get on your

650
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Speaker 1: bank and get out there.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I see, don't know if my stepdad stayed. So

652
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Speaker 6: it's just everyone for himselves.

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Speaker 1: Mate, every man and young man for themselves.

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Speaker 5: Yeah to make yes, Yeah.

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Speaker 6: The thing is jack like my mom loved it, but

656
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Speaker 6: the stress and everything that.

657
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Speaker 1: She went through. She already suffered for her.

658
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Speaker 6: Yeah, it really she did like a lot of she

659
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 6: did like a lot of cakes for like her friends,

660
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Speaker 6: so she wouldn't have got paid or you know, like

661
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Speaker 6: a lot of love job sort of stuff.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, that's a lovely story.

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Speaker 6: That's the memory. Yeah, it stays with me.

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Speaker 1: Brian, thank you very much for sharing mate, you told

665
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Speaker 1: it really well as well, have a good day.

666
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Speaker 6: Thanks thanks to the Shower as well.

667
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Speaker 8: Christian O'Connell Shower go on podcast.

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Speaker 1: Over the Easter break, my wife and I were heading

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Speaker 1: back to the UK. I haven't seen my mom and

670
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Speaker 1: dad in two years and my sister's turning fifty, so yeah,

671
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Speaker 1: in Kellow's time when it's easter, were heading back to

672
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Speaker 1: the UK, and he had the big reason we're going

673
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Speaker 1: as well as we're taking some of my mother in

674
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: law's ashes, who Sundy passed away last year. But we're

675
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Speaker 1: taking some of her ashes. And I'm sure some of

676
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: you have been through this where you siphon off the ashes.

677
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Speaker 1: The undertakers, the krementon we'll do this for you.

678
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Speaker 5: Oh they do it. So do you used to have

679
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 5: to say what percentage of Jackie that you want?

680
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Speaker 1: I don't think it's quite like that the conversations.

681
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Speaker 5: I thought you might go like fifty fifty or we

682
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Speaker 5: take twenty of.

683
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Speaker 1: Her to know it's like you I think. I think

684
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Speaker 1: when my wife was when we were at the crematorium,

685
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: it was like she wanted some of her ashes, yes,

686
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: and it was like some of them, you know, and

687
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Speaker 1: then they sort of ask you roughly how much you

688
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: mean by that, And so there's some kind of universal

689
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: awkward conversation about it where obviously we want the bulk

690
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Speaker 1: of her in the garden and that's where she is

691
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Speaker 1: just under and we're not greedy. Is actually what my

692
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Speaker 1: wife wanted for a daughter. You two obviously haven't been

693
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 1: through the grief process because you've got no idea what

694
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: you're talking about. So you got and I didn't realize

695
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 1: you have to fin out all these forms. I even

696
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: had a letter yesterday because an email from one of

697
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: you going Christian. Yeah when you two wait, Yes, she

698
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: didn't realize the admin you can't just rock up to

699
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 1: the airport, especially not Melbourne Airport or even London, very

700
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Speaker 1: high security there about bringing mysterious powders into the country.

701
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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's mother. You don't need to work about it.

702
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 1: That powder in there led us through Christian We lost

703
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 1: some of them two years ago. We surprise. They treat

704
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: ashes like they would a body. Their strict record keeping.

705
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: To document about where the ashes end up, you had

706
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: have to find out a lot of them. You're wondering

707
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Speaker 1: whether or not to put it in the suitcase or

708
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 1: hand luggage. Hand luggage. Suitcases get lost all the time. Yes,

709
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 1: you suddenly your mother and as in Peru, when are

710
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: we going to get it back? And I've got to

711
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: go whether out there to get her back. So I

712
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,919
Speaker 1: want to know your stories about what did you do

713
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Speaker 1: with the ashes. We've had stories about this before, about

714
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: what people do with the ashes. Here's someone of my favorites.

715
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: More while ago.

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Speaker 10: I've got my mom, dad, and my inlaws ashes in

717
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 10: my pear tree.

718
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Speaker 11: It was my grandfather and my grandmother. These wishes were

719
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Speaker 11: when he passed away, to get his ashes and her

720
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 11: ashes mixed together, and we mix them together in a

721
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Speaker 11: old paint bucket with a mate mixer.

722
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Speaker 10: My mom was an obsessed mark Suspenser's shopper. We sprinkled

723
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Speaker 10: her ash. She's up and down the escalator. We thought

724
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 10: it would spread better because if We just jumped it

725
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 10: around on the carpet. Should get hoovered up.

726
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Speaker 1: Andrew and my Christian, my father was a huge V

727
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 1: eight supercar hold and Peter Brock fan. Some of his

728
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,439
Speaker 1: ashes were spread in the middle of the racetrack out

729
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 1: Mount Panorama and we watched the cars race through him.

730
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Speaker 1: He would have loved that. Tough for the for the drivers.

731
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Speaker 1: They were the windscreen wipers and they're going to alter

732
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Speaker 1: the race for a driver. I mean, you can't have that.

733
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Speaker 1: The Grand Prix here, you know, ash has been thrown

734
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Speaker 1: in Lewis Hamilton's visa.

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Speaker 5: I think that's why ps Tree spent.

736
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Speaker 1: Jane, my late grandmother, had a block of land and

737
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Speaker 1: Dromana which was taken back by compulsory acquisition for a

738
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: new freeway. She wanted her ashes spring called from the overpass,

739
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: so we did it, but the wind changed and it

740
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Speaker 1: just landed on the windscreens its passing. It's not quite

741
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Speaker 1: what they would have wanted. I think. Good morning, Lisa,

742
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,320
Speaker 1: Good morning guys. How are you. Yeah, we're good Lisa.

743
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: So Lisa, what do you do with the ashes?

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00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 10: Well, it's not so much what we do with the ashes.

745
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 10: What someone else did with the ashes. But it's my

746
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 10: partner's father just died just before this Christmas. Sorry that

747
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:19,359
Speaker 10: on Christmas, thank you. On Christmas Day his sister had

748
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 10: the ashes sitting on the table with the photo of

749
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,479
Speaker 10: Robbie there and all cheers to Robbie at Christmas time.

750
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,359
Speaker 10: And then on Tuesday we've got a phone call from

751
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 10: the funeral pile was saying they've given you the wrong ashes.

752
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 10: So we had Christmas with Margaret instead.

753
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: Of Robbie Margaret.

754
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 10: Where Robbie was handed back but we.

755
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 1: Don't care for him, is Margaret.

756
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Speaker 10: The other thing was that Robbie was due to go

757
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 10: to Ireland. We're going to take the ashes across there.

758
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 10: So Michael got a tip to.

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Speaker 1: Listen. You mentioned these. I remember when we were at

760
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,280
Speaker 1: the crematium last year getting my mother in law's ashes,

761
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: and my wife, who has no filter, there's a question

762
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 1: it's coming out, and she just goes to the lady

763
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 1: who is absolutely lovely and various spankful, it's beautially dumb.

764
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: She just goes, be honest with me, is this actually

765
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 1: my mother? And then she said this, Well, she goes,

766
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: you probably get this a lot, and then he went on,

767
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: she went, I can assure you if you like, I

768
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 1: can take you around the facilities. And I was like,

769
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Speaker 1: I don't, I don't feel we don't wonder about that,

770
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 1: and I'm sure just have a window. There was like

771
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 1: a convey about and something else going into what appeared

772
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: to be a shad or big thing. I'm like, we

773
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 1: you can't know that, we don't need to know. We

774
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 1: really don't need the tour, the factory spider alert. Oh my,

775
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 1: we just don't need to see this.

776
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 5: And what was Sarah hoping to hear?

777
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 1: Anyhow?

778
00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 5: It's true when we don't label.

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00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,399
Speaker 1: Any of them. Listen, but you're not wearing a wire

780
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 1: right now. But actually some guy called Ian's Margaret. I

781
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: can't believe this happened.

782
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 10: And the funny thing was that Margaret was a lot

783
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 10: heavier than.

784
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 1: It was just three people. No, Margaret really loved to

785
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: chunk up before passed. Poor old Margaret right now listening

786
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:37,919
Speaker 1: to this, Wow, we Lisa, what a story though.

787
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Speaker 10: That's a good one.

788
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Speaker 1: Yeah it is, Lisa, bless you for sharing it with

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Speaker 1: us today. Thanks going the.

790
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 2: Show, Christian O'Connell show on podcast Produce Real.

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Speaker 1: I'll just tell you if we're trying to put too

792
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 1: many good callers on We've.

793
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Speaker 5: Got to get to the news years.

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00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,760
Speaker 4: Wow, I'm more important.

795
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Speaker 1: True actually true, chilling reminder, Ashes, we're taking your stories

796
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 1: this morning. What did you do with the ashes? When

797
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 1: you lose someone, it is devastating, and when things are

798
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: very serious in life, there's one thing you don't hear

799
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,320
Speaker 1: a lot of from that is laughter. And these stories.

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00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 1: There's such a cathartic release when you talk about these

801
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 1: stories because there is often with sprinkling or doing stuff

802
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: with ashes or different situations or what they would have

803
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 1: wanted real life then meets very good intentions and that

804
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 1: is always funny. So thank you very much everyone who's

805
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 1: trusting us with their stories. But oh my god, some

806
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:42,280
Speaker 1: of these stories are incredible. Christian. When my mom passed

807
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 1: away three years ago, my sister and I had some

808
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: of the rashes put into lockets, which we both know

809
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: about both now where to make sure mamas include all

810
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 1: special occasions. That's lovely. She even went to the UK

811
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Speaker 1: with us on a trip that she made possible as

812
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 1: well in her will, Vicky, that's a lovely story. I

813
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: remember when we were at the crematoria last year, we

814
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Speaker 1: get my mother in law's ashes, and she said, up

815
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 1: by the way, if you just look around that shelf

816
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 1: over there, there's some things you could have. My wife's

817
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 1: mum turned into it was a shelf of rbs with

818
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: you tat like Bogan fair Well was like what someone

819
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: so special? I went, what is that? There was some

820
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 1: kind of rotating neon flashing object of shite and right,

821
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 1: and I just went, what's that? She was not interested

822
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: in buying signals commissions coming in. She goes to me,

823
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: She goes, you have good taste. She goes to she

824
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:51,720
Speaker 1: does his fingerpoint look at salesperson goes black a USB

825
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,399
Speaker 1: drive and is that it plays their favorite music as

826
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: they rotate. I looked at my wife because I was

827
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 1: laugh Why just is not the room for lots? All right?

828
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 1: So what do you do with the ashes? What a

829
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:10,320
Speaker 1: line to a text here? My dad was a rodeo

830
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 1: rider back in the day. None of us can say that.

831
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,359
Speaker 1: My dad was a rodeo rider back in the day

832
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 1: and wanted his ashes scattered on a rodeo ground up

833
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: near Kinon. So we went to scatter the ashes. However,

834
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: this is the common thing we keep her in. The

835
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 1: wind suddenly changed came across us and blew with the

836
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: ashes all over us Christian to the point where you

837
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 1: could taste it. Christian. We can make to my dad

838
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:40,720
Speaker 1: in twenty thirteen, he is still in the urn. Twenty thirteen,

839
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 1: twelve years ago, he's still in the earth. My brother

840
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 1: has the ashes and the urn is under the stairs

841
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,319
Speaker 1: at his house. So my dad is now known as

842
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: Harry Potter. That's from Loretta on a completely different tangent, Scott,

843
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 1: Christian Labbadors are not dumb animals. They used as seeing

844
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 1: it dogs and border control sniffer dogs. Scott, I want

845
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:07,359
Speaker 1: to retract our earlier comments about the thickness of labradors.

846
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: Thank you for helping me see the labrador light. You're right,

847
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,840
Speaker 1: they are Christianer team. I hope you all have a

848
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 1: story about a loved one's ashes from Paul. It was

849
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety six and my favorite grandparent had died. This

850
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: is what it wasn't at least favorite on her. We

851
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 1: were scattering his ashes at Point Lonsdow. The wind was

852
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,280
Speaker 1: up and I began pouring the ashes into the ocean.

853
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 1: The wind direction changed. I wound up covered in my grandfather.

854
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 1: I actually looked like I had at a party with

855
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 1: water white had ashes all over my face. That's from Paul.

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Speaker 8: Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: What did you do with the ashes? Hey, guys, my

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00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,919
Speaker 1: mom passed away in September a couple of years ago.

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00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 1: We picked up the ashes from the funeral home and

860
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 1: brought them back to my brother's house. We thought we'd

861
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 1: all have little earns for them to go into so

862
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,240
Speaker 1: everyone could have a piece of mum. As we opened

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00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 1: the urn box, we looked at and we're the hell

864
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: do you get this thing open? See? No one talks

865
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 1: about this. I remember this last year.

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Speaker 5: What kind of box is it?

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Speaker 1: Well, it's so much that it's It's obviously has to

868
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 1: be heavily sealed because you don't want spinach. It's very precious.

869
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Speaker 1: My First of all, I tried a knife. Then we

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00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: turned to a screwdriver, and my brother was having a

871
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 1: nervous breakdown. We don't want to let the ashes suddenly

872
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 1: just fall on the table, onto the floor. It's going

873
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: to go everywhere. You need to stop. We start arguing

874
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 1: about it. We finally opened it up. It's so hard,

875
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 1: and my brother stood there and then someone came in

876
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: and actually knocked the urn over and all the ashes,

877
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: because there's this fine it's a really fine material. Substances

878
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,720
Speaker 1: went all over the table that had hadn't been cleared

879
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,720
Speaker 1: up from a lunch earlier, so I had like food

880
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: waste being brushed in brushes back into the urn took.

881
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 5: I took another call from Kerry, who went down to

882
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 5: Phillip Bilin Beach, which her Nan loved, and they got

883
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 5: down there and couldn't open the airir. We spend half

884
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 5: an hour trying to get over. All right, we'll come back.

885
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: I guess it can't be like you canapringles. You know

886
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 1: once that you can't stop trash. Good morning trash, Good

887
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 1: morning Christian.

888
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:13,320
Speaker 9: How are you?

889
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're good, So tell me your story. Then what

890
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: do you do with the ashes? All right?

891
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 9: Well, my grandmother passed away and I went and collected

892
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 9: the ashes, went with a girlfriend, did all the right

893
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 9: things on the way home. My grandmother was in love

894
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 9: with myers. She used to call her credit card to

895
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:34,760
Speaker 9: Sarah Lee card because it was layer upon layer, and

896
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 9: she we thought, why don't we take her shopping? So

897
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 9: I popped her in a shopping bag and went for

898
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 9: a walk till night.

899
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: Through such a lovely idea, I love this.

900
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 9: Thank god I didn't manage to get the thing open,

901
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,800
Speaker 9: because I would have sprinkled her in some plants in mines, But.

902
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: That's okay, we're in the changing room. It's on the floor.

903
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 9: But to make matters worse about sick months later, I

904
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 9: still had her ashes at home and I get a

905
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 9: phone call.

906
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:03,399
Speaker 12: From the.

907
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 9: I won't mention which cemetery and to advise me or

908
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 9: to ask do you still have your ashes? And I went, yeah,

909
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 9: why are they wrong, at which point they went, yeah,

910
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 9: they are, actually we gave you the wrong ones. My

911
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 9: horror then was can you imagine if the poor person

912
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:30,240
Speaker 9: I'd taken shopping absolutely hated going shopping, and I'd taken

913
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:31,840
Speaker 9: them shopping, what had happened.

914
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: Six months is such a long time.

915
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 9: It is a long time. Well, my question was if

916
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 9: I didn't have them, would you tell the other people

917
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 9: that my ashes was their?

918
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 5: That if she wasn't a pop plant in Maya So

919
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 5: they're not real?

920
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 9: But yeah, no they there's a number on the on

921
00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 9: the actual box, and they had given me the wrong number,

922
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 9: so well.

923
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 1: There is yeah, you get this kind of number, you're right.

924
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 9: But there was no way I could tell my mother

925
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 9: that her mother's ashes were wrong because that would have

926
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,439
Speaker 9: mortified her. So that was a secret that I Well

927
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 9: she's passed away now, so she'll never know.

928
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: You're kidding. Well, you're right. It would have been so

929
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 1: upset here so have made things worse, not better.

930
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, it would have made things worse. So when

931
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 9: I had my mother cremated and happened to be the

932
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 9: same cemetery, I actually asked them could they please make sure?

933
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,319
Speaker 9: And I told them the problem and they didn't know

934
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 9: how to.

935
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: Deal with that.

936
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 13: So for me, once cretorium, I'm going to the funeral ombusman.

937
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 9: I did take it further. Someone actually did get the sack. Wow,

938
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 9: So because I mean, it's a duty of care.

939
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 1: They you're quite right, it's so important. You're quite right,

940
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,839
Speaker 1: all right, Trish, thank you very much for your cool

941
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 1: Thank you. The only person was happy with that ending that,

942
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 1: Oh mate, yeah right, well right right, one of the

943
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,919
Speaker 1: tea always like one of the tea birds. But yeah, right,

944
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: today you're in that big furnace I show you due

945
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 1: to your care. Yeah right, A great story. That was.

946
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: What are you giving us? Call of the week.

947
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 4: Let's check off mixer.

948
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 1: Patsy's favorite phone. Ever, do you get some on the sack? Now?

949
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 1: We're cooking. Now we're doing radio like it should be

950
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 1: gut punch radio. Adam, Good morning, Adam, welcome to the show.

951
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 12: I like Christian, Jack and Patty.

952
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,879
Speaker 1: How are we going, mate, Adam? Who do you get

953
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: the sack? Now? Who do you get fired? Though? Your

954
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 1: ashes story? Yeah?

955
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 12: Look, I'll tell you if they weren't volunteers, mate, they

956
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 12: may have been sacked. I'll give you the tips. But

957
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 12: look what we had happened was my my uncle. He

958
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 12: was heavily involved in the surf clut, so we thought

959
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 12: that we'd scatteries our ashes out in the ocean. So

960
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 12: we were organized with the surf club and we went

961
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 12: to the lookout and we got them. We saw them

962
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 12: get into the rescue boat and they started up. Man

963
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 12: as they went out to see they hit that kill

964
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 12: switch just as quickly as they started it, and like

965
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 12: we were saddened, the sadness just quickly turned to confusion

966
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 12: as we realized that they were in the middle of

967
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 12: the nippers for that day. So we had one undred

968
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,840
Speaker 12: and fifty kids out in the water, and they decided

969
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 12: to dump my uncle's ashes pretty much slack bang right

970
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 12: in the middle of it. I could have rolled my

971
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 12: pants up and done this job myself, Christian. I think

972
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 12: a lot of the parents thought that the phone from

973
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 12: the ocean was coming in.

974
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 1: The global pollution has gone crazy now.

975
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 12: So my uncle left the beach pretty as quickly as

976
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 12: he got there. The stumped into the ground all through

977
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 12: the waters that all.

978
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:00,359
Speaker 1: The nippers, ingestdy the left in their name they would

979
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 1: have wanted.

980
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 12: So it wasn't quite the experience a week erected. I'll

981
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 12: tell you what, though, I've got the teas away pretty quickly.

982
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:09,399
Speaker 1: Maybe there's a gift in that as well.

983
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:11,919
Speaker 12: Yeah, just wondering where our uncle went.

984
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 6: And that was back on the beach within a minute

985
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 6: and a half, and we're like, well, there goes that experience.

986
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 1: Adam. That's a great story. You're a good storyteller. When

987
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 1: sadness turned to confusion, I'll tell you.

988
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 12: What I reckon. That's the newtop.

989
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 1: This all right, Adam, great story well told. Thank you

990
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 1: very much.

991
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 12: I have a great day. We'll speak again soon.

992
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Give us a called nine four

993
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: one four one o four three ashes to ashes? What

994
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 1: did you do with the ashes?

995
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,320
Speaker 8: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

996
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 1: Something happened to me in the last couple of days,

997
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 1: and I'm already starting to get that awkward icky sweat

998
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 1: we know when you you don't retalent awkward encounter, you

999
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 1: relive it. And I'm starting to feel the bodily held

1000
00:49:56,680 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: memory of this story, which is a one hundred and

1001
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 1: ten percent ikey. But let me take you there. I

1002
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: go to a small supermarket. A guy does a double

1003
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:09,800
Speaker 1: tape when he sees me, and he says this word

1004
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:13,759
Speaker 1: for word, hey Superstar, puts his hand out to shake mine.

1005
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 1: I automatically go to shake the hand of the man

1006
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,959
Speaker 1: greeting me with the words hey superstar. As my hand

1007
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,879
Speaker 1: gets nearer and he's looking at me for another couple

1008
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:24,439
Speaker 1: of seconds, he goes, oh, sorry, I thought you somebody else.

1009
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: Oh but our hands I am.

1010
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:28,799
Speaker 5: The superstar, sir.

1011
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 1: Our hands are now not fully interlocked, but finger to

1012
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 1: finger he goes, bright red. I go bright red. I'm

1013
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 1: in an awkward situation. He's made weird. I don't know

1014
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 1: what now you understand this is? It gets worse somehow

1015
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: he gets worse right. I then I actually don't know

1016
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 1: what to do, so I'm frozen. Here. I now carry

1017
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: on with the handshake. The man who doesn't want to

1018
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: be shaking my hand because I'm now not the superstar

1019
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 1: thought I was. He then it was all happening in

1020
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: nano seconds. He then carries on with an awkward handshake.

1021
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 1: He doesn't want neither of you. He then does the

1022
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 1: right thing and departs the scene. I'm standing there sweating.

1023
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:17,760
Speaker 1: I'm aware that there was a lady right who suddenly

1024
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 1: stopped what she was doing when she just turns to

1025
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: me and goes, she she was getting it over for bed.

1026
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:24,759
Speaker 1: She just her hand just stuck on it. Like I

1027
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 1: need to hear all of this. She goes to me,

1028
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was so awkward. Yeah, and she goes,

1029
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 1: it is you, isn't it's Christian from the rangehow I went, yeah,

1030
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 1: that's what he goes, Why didn't you say to him?

1031
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: Maybe it is me Christian?

1032
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 8: That what?

1033
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 1: So I'm going to go, No, I think I am

1034
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 1: a superstar. It's bad enough as it is that I

1035
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 1: gladly accepted superstar status without even thinking about that. That

1036
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 1: gun came out the whole set. Yes, indeed, get.

1037
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 5: Your phone out Google.

1038
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a bit of story for the ages.

1039
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 1: She goes, you should have said, I think it might

1040
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:59,320
Speaker 1: be who you thinks is I said, that could have

1041
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: made it worse. What if he goes, No, that's not

1042
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 1: all I thought it was. So anyway, he's now gone

1043
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 1: rightly to the yard. I do actually need to get

1044
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 1: what was there? Right I then walk all the way

1045
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 1: down the other end of the arm. I peer around it,

1046
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 1: like see if he's still there, because I can't be

1047
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,839
Speaker 1: anywhere near him because we're gonna have to say so.

1048
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 5: Really leave the shop.

1049
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 1: So I then see he's still there.

1050
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,800
Speaker 5: I swear this is this is what he's doing.

1051
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 1: He stood like this chest like a little boy who's

1052
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 1: been scolded, and his face is beetroot red. I now like,

1053
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 1: oh my god. I then go to the woman who

1054
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: witnesses our listener and shout out to Anne. I go

1055
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 1: to a I we need to get some milk and

1056
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 1: some cheese. Goes, wait, do you want me to go

1057
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 1: around there? Is he still there? When he's still there,

1058
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 1: she goes to get it for me. I then had

1059
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 1: a list of other things. I rushed to the till

1060
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 1: jog jog out there with my two items of about

1061
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 1: twelve I needed jog into the car.

1062
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 8: Got out.

1063
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't even feel better for sharing

1064
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 1: that story.

1065
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:09,840
Speaker 8: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

1066
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 1: Best in Show Today for the time Waster thanks to

1067
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Speaker 1: Beatle Juice and Musical, and the tickets are on sound

1068
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Speaker 1: Now there's cult Sensation arrives at the Regent Theater seventh

1069
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Speaker 1: of May. We have tickets to tickets to Beatlejuice to Musical,

1070
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Speaker 1: A reserve premium tickets valued at two hundred and fifty

1071
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:33,720
Speaker 1: dollars for the Best in Show Today. What an exciting day.

1072
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: Hang onto your hats, budget day. You excited, Patsy coming

1073
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 1: down the wire.

1074
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 4: It'll be very busy in the morning. Yes, we'll see

1075
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 4: what tis in the store.

1076
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: And well do you think is going to happen?

1077
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:51,440
Speaker 3: Well, probably not much. I would hope great to have

1078
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 3: you with Thanks for joining us on being honest. We

1079
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,839
Speaker 3: probably we probably won't get a lot out of it,

1080
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,960
Speaker 3: to be honest, so it'll be interesting to see, I

1081
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,800
Speaker 3: hope to say. Some cost of living real life, surely

1082
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 3: waffle Waffle.

1083
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 1: I literally could have opened the window and just showered

1084
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:08,239
Speaker 1: at anyone at a bus stop. What do you think

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Speaker 1: is going to a budget? We would have got some

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Speaker 1: harsh opinion there right, then cost of living well, I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure. Top five strange as things the Australian Government

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Speaker 1: have spent money on in the budget. Fifteen thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: for zombie apocalypse training from a government workers. This is

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Speaker 1: in twenty fourteen. In twenty fifteen, one million dollars was

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Speaker 1: spent studying why people this is for real. One million

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Speaker 1: dollars to study why people don't like Brussels sprouts.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Ten thousand dollars. This is money well spent. If you

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Speaker 1: ask me for a talking statue of Sir Don Bradman,

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Speaker 1: now well done. I would have signed off on that.

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Speaker 5: Who does his voice?

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Speaker 1: We need to find this outryo one hundred thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: to find out why Australians avoid certain public toilets back

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Speaker 1: in two thousand dollars. I don't like those space age ones.

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Speaker 1: I don't trust them. Yeap quarter of a million dollars

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Speaker 1: on a giant rubber duck to float in Sydney Harbor

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00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:12,879
Speaker 1: in twenty thirteen. Wow, all right, we're looking for your

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Speaker 1: budget movies. Budget movies the t K mad Max oh

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Speaker 1: Max Silver Uh. Cost of living and cost of clothing

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Speaker 1: right now. The Devil wears nada of shirt. Goodwill. Salvo's hunting. Ah,

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Speaker 1: there's some buckets in here silver plus Lord of the

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Speaker 1: Levisa Ring silver and she's Ali that she's Ali. Oh

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Speaker 1: there you go, Jackie boy. What have you got?

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Speaker 5: Budget movies reduced big below maljiglow.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's very good gold.

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Speaker 5: Tax Return of the Jedi. Hoping to get some money

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Speaker 5: back from the ATO.

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Speaker 1: A real bad bronze.

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Speaker 5: Rain Man was a good movie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, great movie.

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00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:03,280
Speaker 5: Rainy day Man is keeping some in the back pocket.

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Speaker 1: And again you're on the bronze from my friend. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what. There's been some budget cutbacks on these

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Speaker 1: time faces.

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Speaker 5: And the little Thrift Shop of Horrors.

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Speaker 2: That's a gold well done. Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

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Speaker 1: There's a Christian O'Connell show time Waves this morning on

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Speaker 1: budget Day. We're looking for your budget movies, best and show.

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Speaker 1: We have to go and see it comes in May.

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Speaker 1: Tickets on sale now they're bringing Beetle Juice to Musical.

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Speaker 1: We are going taking a load of you with us

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Speaker 1: in May. All right, So we're looking for your budget movies.

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00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 1: You ready to mark I'm ready with a red line

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00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 1: more for budget fans. To surplus with.

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Speaker 5: Love, very good, very good gold.

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Speaker 1: He didn't get it, pat he wanted to smart.

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Speaker 5: So what is what's the movie though, To rush you

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Speaker 5: with to serve.

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Speaker 1: With ve, to rush with love?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, quite a clever.

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Speaker 1: He showed his hand and he was holding the hat.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm not feeling so wiky because of twenty minutes earlier.

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Speaker 1: It all comes around kids, dirty financing, silver black Horse,

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Speaker 1: black Horse.

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Speaker 7: Prices are down, down, down down.

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Speaker 1: What don't Jules and Morabin Stuart little Silver, twelve Aldie,

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Speaker 1: Men of Angry Men, silver plas. I don't Cathy saving

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Speaker 1: money Private Ryan Paula, well done, Freddie got fiscal gold.

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Speaker 1: Joe Sigurs, that's very good. Freddie got fiscal op Schoppenheimer

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Speaker 1: plus is genius, well done, Discount Dracula, cheaper crips my

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00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 1: cousin Vinnie times a thousand today, but very funny. And

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Speaker 1: the first one was you theo Adam Clemente. That's not

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Speaker 1: the time wasted by the words is his name? I

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Speaker 1: was just looking forward to saying Clemente, Gary sail on

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Speaker 1: Elm Street.

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Speaker 5: Bronze gone with the wallet, Silva.

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Speaker 1: It's not think it down, says I'm gone with the wallet.

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Speaker 1: Brucel Titi.

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Speaker 5: Love plus.

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Speaker 1: Uh Sy for that one. Brucell Tity top gum tree bronze.

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Speaker 1: Back to the frugal bronze after pay it forward gold.

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Speaker 1: That's very smart, dude. Where's my bicycle? Bronze? Throw mama

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Speaker 1: from the cash train bronze cashless in Seattle.

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Speaker 5: Silver.

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Speaker 1: All right, so two today who got gold plus can

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Speaker 1: go and see Beatle two some musical. They get two tickets.

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Speaker 5: There were some great ones in there. Brucel tity Sy,

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Speaker 5: you win, and up Schoppenheimer, you win.

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Speaker 8: Christian Connell Show Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Rio, What is happening today? And what do we need

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Speaker 1: the country to get behind? Which one team we need

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Speaker 1: to get behind?

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Speaker 5: The soccer Ruse tonight ten pm A match of supreme importance?

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Speaker 1: Must win? Are you're saying? Must saying?

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Speaker 5: It is bloody important that we win?

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Speaker 1: Must we win? We must Shakespeare?

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Speaker 5: It is must win.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's let me ask you this. Then, are you

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Speaker 1: qualified to go to the World Cup at the moment? No,

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Speaker 1: well then you've got to win tonight.

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Speaker 6: Yes, we still won't be qualified to win if we

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Speaker 6: win tonight.

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Speaker 1: No, but it's must win. Winning, house, winning, always house.

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Speaker 1: Everything's must win absolutely in sport. So it is just

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Speaker 1: four hundred and forty three sleeps ago until the World

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Speaker 1: Cup in America next year. My dream is that we

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Speaker 1: are there for the Australia's first game broadcasting and we

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Speaker 1: take some listeners with us. I'd love to know into

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Speaker 1: World Cup. I would love to go there. In nineteen ninety,

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Speaker 1: my two best friends, right, we're all meant to be

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Speaker 1: going and me were meant to go to the World

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Speaker 1: Cup together in America nineteen ninety. However I didn't save

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Speaker 1: enough money. I couldn't go.

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Speaker 5: They were we break, yeah broke.

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Speaker 1: And now thirty six years later next year, my dream

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Speaker 1: is to be at that moment.

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Speaker 5: I haven't got enough money to make it.

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Speaker 1: Not the moment.

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Speaker 5: Well, we're doing our part. We've got the big vision now.

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Speaker 1: Please, now you understand I said to Rio, just upgrade

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Speaker 1: it to must win. Okay, it must win for me,

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Speaker 1: but justified being at the World Cup with the radio show.

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Speaker 1: Oh week here it will be very very and also

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Speaker 1: it's not just the soccer us get it right, guys,

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Speaker 1: the subway yeah soccer, yes, the foot long.

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Speaker 7: Really wow, that's a good.

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Speaker 1: Room for guys, isn't it the foot longs?

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Speaker 5: Ten pm?

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Speaker 1: It's in China? China, No, China don't want to lose there, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it must win for China. You're very, very important. They

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Speaker 1: take a dim view of a lack of sports room

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Speaker 1: prowess on a global stage. And you've taken down some

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Speaker 1: big teams recently. We've taken down Papa New Guinea. Wasn't

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Speaker 1: it the other week? The powerhouse that is Indonesian football? Wow?

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Speaker 1: Five one card? How do you do that? I know,

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Speaker 1: I know? Well for long as a round, I say

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Speaker 1: to those lads ten pm, be there. You don't appear

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Speaker 1: to have any other details. Have you been coached at

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Speaker 1: the school of journalism and packs? I was hoping for, like,

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Speaker 1: look out for so and so, so so and so

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Speaker 1: and so. Goals are coming from so and so and

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Speaker 1: so and so rather than.

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Speaker 7: Eight times you said ten pm, this is no killer

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Speaker 7: ll filler.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, mister s C. What are you? Tim

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Speaker 1: and Gary? Ten pm?

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Speaker 5: It's god, this is not a strong give yours.

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Speaker 1: You're right right, he's got the location, should have the

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Speaker 1: time of it. Wow, you've really given us the inside

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Speaker 1: track on this. Yesterday you saw me a message in Rio.

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Speaker 1: Get all the details so we can get all across it.

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Speaker 1: You've got the time, Yeah, whatever, see it tomorrow.

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Speaker 8: More of this The Christian O'Connell Show podcast