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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Coming into the end of the year.

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Speaker 3: We are counting down the ten calls of Christmas, the

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Speaker 3: best ten calls of our show this year, the.

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Speaker 1: Ten calls of Christmas and Willing. So we're already up

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Speaker 1: to number nine. I'm not going to boy with the

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Speaker 1: mats here, but we reckon what maths we reckon that we.

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Speaker 2: Not go back.

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Speaker 3: I really couldn't do it and go back to the

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Speaker 3: podcast to hear one of the great Peanut Gallery moments.

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Speaker 3: There's the three monkeys on the typewriters outside came up

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Speaker 3: with the number when asked how many calls we had

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Speaker 3: for the year, twenty seven.

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Speaker 2: That was and that was a communal decision.

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Speaker 3: They talked about it and they came up with twenty seven. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: turns out we had on air twenty one hundred people

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Speaker 3: made it to air roughly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah on average. Sorry, there's a lot of calls.

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Speaker 4: The poet I make.

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Speaker 1: A few more than twenty seven were so like we said,

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Speaker 1: we had the tenth call, tenth best call, last hour.

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Speaker 1: Get it on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Jason Jason heating his dad's seat in the snow.

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Speaker 1: Extraordinary, Yeah, extraordinary, But number nine I'm shocked this is

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Speaker 1: number nine because this woman has become an absolute stoolwarf.

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Speaker 1: Yeah of the show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's she And I give you, guys

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Speaker 3: the when Dina.

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Speaker 2: Called the show.

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Speaker 3: You're going to hear this, but it was in the

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Speaker 3: middle of COVID and you really had to make your

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Speaker 3: own fun in here. There wasn't a whole lot going

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Speaker 3: on right like, we were in a very grim time.

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Speaker 1: We were in complete lockdown, curfew.

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Speaker 2: Curfew, y. We had a bolt out of here the show.

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Speaker 3: We had to have permits so if the cops stopped

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Speaker 3: us on the way home, we could show.

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Speaker 2: Them that we're actually legally allowed to be out.

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Speaker 1: Like a wartime. That was actually totally wild, it was anyway.

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Speaker 3: Look, I don't know whether we were just easily impressed

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Speaker 3: at the time or whether this is genius.

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Speaker 1: I'm still not sure either way.

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Speaker 3: But here is Dina when she called the show during lockdown,

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Speaker 3: when we were trying to find a silver lining on

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Speaker 3: what was a very grim situation.

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Speaker 2: Then ninth coll.

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Speaker 5: Of Christmas on willow Moday, it's DNA nine in awesome parodies.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Dina, you want one hundred dollar daughters about You're

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Speaker 3: trying to COVID up an abba song.

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Speaker 2: Are you what song are you going for?

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Speaker 6: I'm going money, money, money, money money nice.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's see what you got, Dina. We haven't

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Speaker 2: got any music. Tobaccy off you go.

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Speaker 7: That's okay, it's COVID, COVID, COVID.

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Speaker 8: It's not so funny in this COVID world.

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Speaker 2: You're shocking.

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Speaker 9: There was no rhyme, there was no rhym, there was

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Speaker 9: no pitch.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even notice.

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Speaker 1: It's not she sad back to me. It's not funny

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Speaker 1: in his COVID world. Oh wow, love Dina.

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Speaker 2: Well, well, a lot of people probably thinking of themselves.

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Speaker 3: Jeez, if only we could hear that woman one more time.

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Speaker 2: Well, she joins us.

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Speaker 3: Right now, it's Dana's guarantee to.

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Speaker 2: Blow your mind. Welcome back, day, great day, you back

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Speaker 2: on the show.

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Speaker 7: Thank you, thanks guys. How are you going very well?

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Speaker 1: Still writing day?

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah yeah all the time, guys, all the time.

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Speaker 7: You things to get inspired by brilliant.

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Speaker 1: You can't turn that thing off now, Dna.

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Speaker 3: Have you actually written any songs in your own time

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Speaker 3: outside of this show?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: No, Look, I'm almost trying to find new material and

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Speaker 7: trying to find events that I can write to. Yeah, definitely,

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Speaker 7: sort of every big event.

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Speaker 1: Open mic nights, giving your lyrics off to upcoming musicians.

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Speaker 5: Yeah no, no, nothing like that yet.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're getting out.

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Speaker 2: That's good about it, She calls as absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: But Dina, are you up for another challenge?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? Absolutely?

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Speaker 4: All right, Well, we've got a song up next. We

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Speaker 4: want three songs, yeah.

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Speaker 1: About the World Cup Soccer, World Soccer, World Cup.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I think.

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Speaker 3: We'll do I think we'll do them to a again.

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Speaker 3: We know that that's your hitt anxiety. Dina's back on

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Speaker 3: the other song. Three new parodies willing Woody. We are

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Speaker 3: counting down the ten Calls of Christmas to celebrate the

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Speaker 3: best calls of the year in the lead up to Chrissy,

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Speaker 3: and we're up to number nine.

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Speaker 1: Ten calls of Christmas song.

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Speaker 2: Will you missed it?

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Speaker 3: Mister crack app you can get on the podcast. Dina,

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Speaker 3: the one and only Dina, our parody queen.

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Speaker 2: She is amazing.

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Speaker 3: And look a couple of people pointing o out that

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Speaker 3: the Lockdown parodies that she did were in twenty twenty one,

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Speaker 3: and we take that feedback on board, and look, she

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Speaker 3: was so good she might have come in from last year.

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Speaker 2: We don't know.

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Speaker 1: She breaks the rules.

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Speaker 3: She rolls on again this year for another set of parodies, though.

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Speaker 1: No doubt, Yeah, no doubt. And now she's back again.

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Speaker 4: Here's the queen of the parody.

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Speaker 7: Welcome back to yep, thank you, thank you, all true

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Speaker 7: all through the above.

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Speaker 2: So ye, last year, you're on last year the first time? Yes? Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Can you remember around when that was?

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Speaker 4: I wasn't early last year.

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Speaker 7: No, it may have been.

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Speaker 4: Actually about it so much anyway, you don't know.

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Speaker 1: We wanted any excuse to get your back on it,

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Speaker 1: because you really are the best at song parodies, and

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Speaker 1: we've just given you the song to come up with

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Speaker 1: some new parodies about a new subject. This time it's

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Speaker 1: the soccer tournament going on in Qatar. Okay, that's the topic.

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Speaker 1: And once again you are going to be parodying Abba songs.

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Speaker 2: It's your wheelhouse.

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Speaker 3: Do you know much about it about the soccer that's

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Speaker 8: D oh, look the puppy is on.

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Speaker 7: Now. I'm not a huge soccer fan, but you know, look,

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Speaker 7: I think the boys might need a little bit of

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Speaker 7: and they had a good win.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they be going you know who they're playing next?

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Speaker 2: Not really, they've got Denmark. They've got Denmark two on

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Speaker 3: So I'm not sure if it's too late in the piece,

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Speaker 3: maybe you can weave that into the parody. I know

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Speaker 3: you've managed to chalk up two of them in three minutes.

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Speaker 3: But you're that good d So are you ready or

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Speaker 3: you've got three parodies?

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Speaker 7: I know three, guys, I've got three three.

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Speaker 2: Jez okay, right.

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Speaker 1: The first song you're paroding is this one. It's a

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Speaker 1: hot song, so Tina, at your request. You don't like

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Speaker 1: the backing music. You like to go a cappella, So

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Speaker 1: I to you.

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Speaker 7: Thanks guys, scoring scoring, scoring ohn in the talk We're

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Speaker 7: gonna window, woke up, come on you all the.

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Speaker 2: Story, sorting story, what down? God can't give it? In

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Speaker 2: that scoring scoring scoring of all the words.

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Speaker 7: Something quick, guys had to come up with something real quick.

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Speaker 1: It's brilliant. It's brilliant. The second song that you're going

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Speaker 1: to be dancing queen.

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Speaker 7: You Okay, we are the Talk Room, the thing team

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Speaker 7: from around the world. They can scool, they can dive,

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Speaker 7: will will still be alive. Green and Gold, that's susy.

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Speaker 7: We are the so arca key.

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Speaker 1: There's some hot runs in the day.

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Speaker 2: Another one. Oh, I don't know if I can take it.

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Speaker 2: There's too good, Green and Gold. That's something.

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Please one more, Dina, I needed this.

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Speaker 1: It's gotta be soca rude. But I'm not the lyrics spoiler,

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Speaker 1: but you're sorry.

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Speaker 7: Al Right, here we go, all right the room, Yes,

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Speaker 7: wearing the World Cup. We're going to bring at home.

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Speaker 7: Everyone else scared out of the way. So uh, guy.

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Speaker 9: As good as it gets the parody queen, I mean,

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Speaker 9: as far as I can say.

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Speaker 2: That can go to the best call of the year

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Speaker 2: already just done.

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Speaker 3: You might have won the competition in the awards ceremony.

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Speaker 3: Who would have thought, Hey, Dana, thanks for joining us again. Mate,

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Speaker 3: seriously read double passes yours seriously read in Cinemas November

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Speaker 3: twenty four.

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Speaker 2: What were you going to say, mate?

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Speaker 7: I was going to say, you know, number nine. I

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Speaker 7: was hoping for a little higher guys, but hey, that's okay,

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Speaker 7: I'll take it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been robbed.

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Speaker 2: Yeh, think you've been robbed?

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Speaker 3: Might have might have something to do with the fact

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Speaker 3: that you actually called last year and not this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the Will and Woody podcast. When is

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Speaker 2: the worst day to get dumped?

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Speaker 4: Do you know? I've changed my answer?

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Speaker 1: I think the worst day to be dumped would be

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Speaker 1: on your partner's birthday, because, say, if you've made the

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Speaker 1: in all this effort to get this bespoke gift. Would

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Speaker 1: you still give it?

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Speaker 2: The money thing for you, isn't it?

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Speaker 4: Definitely?

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Speaker 1: Would you still give it? Would you still give a

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Speaker 2: With you, probably to make him feel guilty?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you would. You're angry when you get dumped been dumped,

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Speaker 2: But I imagine you're angry.

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Speaker 1: I'll look at you over there.

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, I haven't been And I would say

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Speaker 3: it's arguably harder to dump than to be dumped.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Now that's a good question, A good topic, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: That's a hard top because you're the one who has

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Speaker 2: to make the decision.

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Speaker 1: You're the bad guy, and you're the one who can

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Speaker 1: change it. You can take your pain away if you

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Speaker 1: go like, no.

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Speaker 3: Where is you're the one who if you're getting dumped,

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Speaker 3: you know you don't have a choice. You're like, all right,

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Speaker 3: we've taken this away from me. Yeah, that's a topic

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Speaker 3: for another day.

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Speaker 1: It's a great question.

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Speaker 2: Worst day you've been dumped? I'll play the funeral call

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Speaker 2: for you. Hey, I ask people provents, have we got

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Speaker 2: a have we got a better finish o than the funeral? Boy? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Go with finish with page all right?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 3: I love that bit of pressure on page at lease

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Speaker 3: here at lease. Worse day to get dumped?

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Speaker 11: Hi, My worst one was I got dumped the day

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Speaker 11: before Valentine's Day for him to then call me the

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Speaker 11: day after Valentine's Day to get back together because he

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Speaker 11: said he didn't want to buy me a pressure?

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Speaker 4: So did you?

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Speaker 2: Did you?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm say for me like I'm a bit of

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Speaker 3: We had a call from a guy called Will the

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Speaker 1: Oh, mate, my mate.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm totally forgotten that it was the funeral.

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Speaker 4: Did you still go to the funeral?

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Speaker 5: Know I was I wasn't welcome. I would not welcome.

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Speaker 3: No, that's bad, as we've dumped someone on the morning

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind still paying my condolences.

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Speaker 1: And if it's a public funeral, I'm still going. Baby

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Speaker 3: Where we're talking about this, I should say, because Mississippi

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Speaker 1: A bad timing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, shocking.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to page here.

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Speaker 3: Glad I brought the Lincoln though. Yeah, well, it's good

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Speaker 3: to give context page. Worst day to get done?

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Speaker 1: You see why my point remains before the song, you've

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Speaker 2: Page.

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Speaker 1: Was he crying?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I wasn't happy, but like before you dumped him.

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Speaker 6: No, no, like, yeah, he was sad because of the dog.

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Speaker 6: And then he told me I just made it worse,

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Speaker 2: I agree.

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Speaker 1: I disagree because you think that you're hurting because of

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Speaker 4: I'm going to break up.

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Speaker 3: How long okay, Page, the dog goes down, you get

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Speaker 2: How long after you get home did you dump him?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 6: I think like I let the family cry a little

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Speaker 4: One question, Page, what was with the rush?

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Speaker 10: Like?

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Speaker 1: Why did you choose not to wait a few days?

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Speaker 6: Well, I went there that day to do it, and

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Speaker 7: Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, But that's like when I go to the supermarket

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Speaker 3: if they haven't got it, I just go home and

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Speaker 3: I go, Well, change your plans, might have to mix

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Speaker 1: When you knew that dog was.

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Speaker 6: Do the awkward sleepover, awkward wake.

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Speaker 3: Up, take my eyes, don't let me sleep in the

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Speaker 2: Dog just die?

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Speaker 3: Ah, you suck, Page, but you can have you can

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Speaker 3: have a Spinalles pillow because I kind of respect it.

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Speaker 2: No, seriously, no, no worries at all.

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Speaker 1: The Women, Woodie Puck Past, the new Wilber. The new

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Speaker 1: is Ali Langdon. She's great, Ali, she is really good.

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Speaker 1: Taken over from Tracy. Congrat if you don't know Ali.

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Speaker 1: She currently hosts the Today Show with Carl so she's

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Speaker 1: not going to be doing that next year, but she

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Speaker 1: is taking over Dodgeable of the Wow, what do you

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, she gets her own shown on.

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Speaker 4: Got to put that down. I'm gonna put that down.

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Speaker 2: Scally to come on the show.

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Speaker 3: We did this afternoon. But she's busy. She's still Current Affair.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she's doing the rounds. We totally get it.

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Speaker 1: But look Will But I'm gonna be honest and maybe

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Speaker 1: a huge miss from Channel nine to not look at you,

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Speaker 1: my friend, as the host of A Current Affair, because

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're getting around a three day bender.

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Speaker 1: Well, I wouldn't use the word bender. I'd say you

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Speaker 1: No doubt, we've all seen it. They just are just

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Speaker 1: seamless at it. And William, within the Australian media landscape,

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Speaker 2: Gee, yeah, I'm and I'm seeing twenty twenty, I'm.

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Speaker 4: On, I reckon.

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Speaker 4: So first one, nice and easy one.

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Speaker 1: I want you to seamlessly segue from Kerry Anne Kenneley

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Speaker 3: All right, Well, Kerry and Kenney obviously an absolute staple

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Speaker 1: It's extraordinary. It's great to watch. I'm like watching it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: slightly harder. One torn groin to Philippines. Sorry, just give

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Speaker 2: Torn torn as in like you?

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Speaker 3: All right, tearing your groin obviously a shocking, shocking muscle

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, what be there? You build yourself a bridge?

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Speaker 2: Was the bridge I had too? I couldn't even another

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Speaker 2: way to get there. You're very good, thank you.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's step it up again.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, it was actually very hard.

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Speaker 4: Let's go one bat hole to Madonna.

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Speaker 12: One.

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Speaker 3: Bat holes are very deep and often quite treacherous. There's

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Speaker 3: you weren't a Christian, you would be praying. And one

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Speaker 3: Prayer by Madonna, the one on the Queen of.

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Speaker 2: I was dancing to this at midnight last night. The

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Speaker 1: Stake way from this moment to the traffic, go.

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Speaker 2: Now, I'm done. Coming up next with the more Will

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Speaker 3: Podcast thirteen one I six five to your parents like

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Speaker 4: Do they take you on a tour?

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Speaker 3: Well, it's a bit of the it's just this thing

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Speaker 1: It's a town.

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Speaker 3: There's a town in Country Victoria. Every time we go

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Speaker 1: Still got it, and.

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Speaker 2: We go we don't know, we don't need to know

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Speaker 3: And then every time, as if fresh you'd be like

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Speaker 1: So first time one of you was conceived.

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Speaker 2: Well no, maybe not. The first time might have been.

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Speaker 1: That's just their town. When they want to do it,

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Speaker 1: they go to this town.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm just saying, if they did it the first

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Speaker 2: What do you mean? What do you like?

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Speaker 4: Is there not something where your parents go?

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Speaker 1: When it's like, I'm Telly right, o, should we book

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Speaker 2: Turned out to bend to go? But what are you

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Speaker 2: sure that we're going to do it here? No? No,

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Speaker 2: you know the rules?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, it was yet one of us was

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Speaker 2: No child should ever have to think about their parents.

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Speaker 1: So my mom and dad always bring it up around

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Speaker 1: We had our own firewall, same line. We had our

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Speaker 2: It down the fire.

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Speaker 4: We had our own fire all right.

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Speaker 3: Adam's called Adam. You know how you were conceived? Unfortunately

450
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 3: your parents love to hit you.

451
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Speaker 5: Yeah.

452
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:46,679
Speaker 10: Yeah, back of the volksa wagon.

453
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,040
Speaker 5: Oh like I swimming?

454
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,480
Speaker 10: Like I swim AOL third telegraph pole up on the

455
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Speaker 10: twenty second July.

456
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:54,200
Speaker 8: It was good?

457
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 2: It was good? Did you say it was good? Did

458
00:21:58,960 --> 00:21:59,720
Speaker 2: they tell you that?

459
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,800
Speaker 1: Oh?

460
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:07,239
Speaker 3: And hang on, as I was saying before, like a

461
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 3: rural country town is the prompt from my parents. And

462
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:12,640
Speaker 3: luckily we only drive through there with three or four years.

463
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 2: Unfortunately for you, Volkswagens are a very popular car with

464
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,720
Speaker 2: the golf Is it just is it just a you know,

465
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 2: I spy with my little either car? You were conceived

466
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Speaker 2: in when you guys are on the road.

467
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,359
Speaker 10: No, no, no, it's just regularly brought was brought up,

468
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,960
Speaker 10: you know churchys group events that you know that was cool?

469
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 2: Oh god, So was.

470
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,200
Speaker 1: It a special day? And was there anything special about

471
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Speaker 1: the day that they got a Volkswagen.

472
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Speaker 10: Yes, it was my father's birthday.

473
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Speaker 1: Oh lucky boy, good boy, it's just so good. So

474
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Speaker 1: it's going to come up on dad's birthday.

475
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 2: Every time a.

476
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Speaker 1: Volkswagen goes past, this gets brought up every single day.

477
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Speaker 3: And now look, the reason we are talking about this

478
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Speaker 3: is because on the latest edition of The Kardashians, Kim

479
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 3: Kardashian is telling Northwest about the time that she was

480
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,200
Speaker 3: They were meeting a designer and.

481
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 2: This guy's names Olivier Hustang. Oh, and he.

482
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:12,919
Speaker 3: Designed the dress that Kim wore the night that Northwest

483
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 3: was conceived. Yes, and that's how Kim introduced her to Northwest.

484
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,159
Speaker 3: She was like, this is Olivier. He's the guy that

485
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 3: put the dress on me. Later that night, Kanye took

486
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 3: the dress off me.

487
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 2: There you go. Yeah, she didn't use those words, but

488
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:25,920
Speaker 2: that's the.

489
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 1: That's the gist, that's the gew.

490
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 2: Course. When I ducked that that was good. Wasn't that professional?

491
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Speaker 2: All right?

492
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Speaker 3: Vicky thirty one O six five Cloute lan Lucky? Would

493
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Speaker 3: you love that to me? You thought I'd take the

494
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Speaker 3: bab I'm a better man. Vicky on thirty one and

495
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Speaker 3: sixty five.

496
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Speaker 2: We're talking about if your parents haunt you with your

497
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 2: conception story.

498
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 5: Yes, this was pretty haunting and possibly even traumatizing.

499
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 8: I found out when I was sixteen that I was

500
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 8: conceived during.

501
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Speaker 11: A conjugal visit.

502
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Speaker 2: Oh my father was yes, yes, that's awesome.

503
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:05,119
Speaker 3: Wait, so what in what field is your father working

504
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,920
Speaker 3: in to well be privileged to have a conjugal visit.

505
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 7: He wasn't working.

506
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Speaker 10: He was.

507
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 6: Incarcerated at the time and was allowed of special visit.

508
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Speaker 1: That's so. And then wow, was his dad was in jail?

509
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 10: Yes?

510
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 2: And was he with your mum at the time?

511
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:25,920
Speaker 10: Yes?

512
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,640
Speaker 1: Was he out for the birth or did he miss

513
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Speaker 1: early early life?

514
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:31,080
Speaker 7: Yeah?

515
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 1: No, no, he was there.

516
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,160
Speaker 8: He was there so it was only a temporary, temporary

517
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,879
Speaker 8: stay and my mom happened to visit.

518
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 6: And wow, do you know because of it?

519
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,119
Speaker 2: Do you know where they like or do you know

520
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,439
Speaker 2: where is it in the cell? Do you go back

521
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:51,360
Speaker 2: to the cell and you're like Darren Can, I did

522
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:52,439
Speaker 2: not ask any questions.

523
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 5: I was only sixteen and completely traumatized by the idea

524
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Speaker 5: of it.

525
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 1: I think there's a room you go to, like you

526
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 1: sort of like this.

527
00:24:58,640 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 10: Is a special visitors room.

528
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a.

529
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 2: Partial visitors room for conjugal visits in prison.

530
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, bloody earth Will Yeah yeah.

531
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Speaker 2: Vicky, I've got more questions. So did your is that's

532
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 2: what your mum went there for as well?

533
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 10: Or not?

534
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 2: Really?

535
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 12: I think things potentially up at the visits.

536
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,640
Speaker 1: I was just like, jeez, you look sexy in overalls.

537
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 1: Let's go to a private room.

538
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 2: Let's go to the private room.

539
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,159
Speaker 1: No, surely you have to book it in. I think

540
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 1: you have to book it in.

541
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Speaker 2: Do you do you have to book it in? VICKI

542
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 2: the room or can they just go?

543
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,680
Speaker 6: I promise I didn't ask, but a new bikes.

544
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:32,159
Speaker 2: I don't know.

545
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 6: Maybe something was going on.

546
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 1: I reckon, you've got a book it in months in advance,

547
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 1: because these rooms would be it'd be hot to go. Yeah, absolutely,

548
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 1: the saucy cell would be, it would be in demand.

549
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 4: That's all I'm trying to say.

550
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 3: It's astonishing, Vicky. Thanks for the call. Vicky, Oh no,

551
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 3: don't worry. I was going to ask you very immature question.

552
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 4: We should get a mum on tomorrow.

553
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: I would love that because with the specs of did

554
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Speaker 1: you screw a guy in the prison, it's like, how

555
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 1: did do you have to book it in?

556
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,239
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, that's a good question. Yeah, that's a very

557
00:25:59,280 --> 00:25:59,720
Speaker 2: good question.

558
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 1: Next it's Will and Woody.

559
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 3: Not too far till the end of the year. So

560
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 3: to celebrate, we are doing the ten Calls of Christmas.

561
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 1: Ten Calls of Christmas song.

562
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:15,159
Speaker 3: Wills are hard to pick out ten best calls of

563
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Speaker 3: the year.

564
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Speaker 4: How many calls will be getting a year?

565
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: Will give up tack.

566
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Speaker 2: Thousand? I reckon, has anyone got the numbers they do

567
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Speaker 2: the mats on that.

568
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,439
Speaker 1: No, I don't bother me the mats. You definitely are

569
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 1: not capable of that. Anyone's done the numbers?

570
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 2: How many calls show five?

571
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 1: It's five chores per week? Oh god, you break thirty thirty?

572
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,159
Speaker 2: And then how many weeks twenty seven, twenty seven weeks?

573
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:43,159
Speaker 2: What's thirty times twenty seven.

574
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 1: Twenty seven weeks in the year we're on holiday. I

575
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 1: actually thought we were talking about how many days or Christmas?

576
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 2: It was the shock the wheels are off here wheels,

577
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 2: can you Wills Off? I tell you what I tell

578
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,919
Speaker 2: the old time. He's just got his eyes on the

579
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 2: finished line and he.

580
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Speaker 1: Was proud of himself to as ill figured that out.

581
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,680
Speaker 2: How did you finish make twenty seven days two hours?

582
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's say it two thousand. Let's just go

583
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 1: with your So we go to receive a lot of calls.

584
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,879
Speaker 1: That's easily the best part of our show, there's no

585
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 1: doubt about it. But can I ask you Willbert, So

586
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,719
Speaker 1: we're doing the ten calls of the year effectively? Are

587
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 1: we doing them in order?

588
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:23,639
Speaker 5: So?

589
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 4: Is this the tenth best?

590
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 2: Or this is the tenth? We're counting them down?

591
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: Brilliant, brilliant counting them down. If this is number ten,

592
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: we've got some great to come because come, this was

593
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 1: an extraordinary phone call with.

594
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was an interesting way.

595
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 3: Like we were talking initially about what favor you had

596
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 3: to do for your dad for free, so things that

597
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 3: just make you do around the house.

598
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 2: Someone called up.

599
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 3: And said they had to warm their father's toilet seat

600
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,239
Speaker 3: for them. It ed us well before he got up

601
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 3: in the mornings, rocked us. You and I went home,

602
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 3: hours of research, had to hire a think tank to

603
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:56,399
Speaker 3: come up with the next step.

604
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 2: But we got to work the next day and we

605
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 2: were like, right, the six five.

606
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,919
Speaker 3: Has anyone else had to warm their father's toilet? Sight

607
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 3: for that brings us to the tenth Coal of Christmas

608
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 3: this year on willing.

609
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 1: Money, their tenth col Christmas and willow Wood. It's just

610
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 1: a woman of the toilet seats, Jayson.

611
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, you've hated a seat. It's only hated a

612
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:24,360
Speaker 2: seat for someone else.

613
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, did I ever?

614
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 12: So, I'm from Canada and our winters are are pretty

615
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 12: cold minus thirty minus thirty.

616
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Speaker 5: Five where I'm from.

617
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 12: We go yeah, and during the hunting season, I'd always

618
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 12: have to go out in the first thing in the

619
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Speaker 12: morning and warm up the seat for my dad when.

620
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 5: You need to yuh, there we go.

621
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Speaker 1: So how long did you do it for? Brandon? Did

622
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 1: it for a year? That was his sentence? How long?

623
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 1: Five years?

624
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 5: Yeah? Five years.

625
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 12: It was about fifteen feet from the house, or ten

626
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 12: to fifteen feet from the house. I had to walking

627
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 12: about three four feet of snow at minus thirty hope

628
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 12: in the outhouse. Sometimes if it's.

629
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 5: Thawed overnight too. I had to shovel out the door

630
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 5: to make sure that you could open it.

631
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

632
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 3: And so Jace, I mean like, I mean, Brandon's in

633
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 3: a toilet inside in Australia.

634
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 2: He's on there for ten minutes. How long are you

635
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 2: on there for?

636
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 6: Oh?

637
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 12: At least I got fifteen twenty minutes. I tried it

638
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 12: once with the fants down too.

639
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 5: It didn't end so well.

640
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 2: Oh did you stick to the seat.

641
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 5: A little bit yet?

642
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: Jason, you're an I on us?

643
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 2: Oh, great stuff.

644
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 3: Congratulations, And I know what you're all hoping here, and

645
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 3: that is is Jason going to be with us?

646
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 2: Right up next? He is, and we've got to follow

647
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 2: up for him.

648
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 3: I mean, a man that sat on someone's toilet seat

649
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 3: for so long only deserves someone to sit on his

650
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 3: toilet seat for him.

651
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: Mmm, We'll a coworker do it for him. He makes

652
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 1: that call right up next.

653
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 2: As the show winds down for the year, Woods, we

654
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 2: are celebrating the best part of this show, and that

655
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 2: is your calls all throughout this year. It's the thing

656
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 2: that makes us buzz the most. So we are doing

657
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 2: the ten Callers of Christmas, the.

658
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: Ten Calls of Christmas song will So we just heard

659
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: the audio of this call Wilber before the song a

660
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: truly extraordinary call from a man called Jason, who basically

661
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 1: told us that every single day day, excuse me, during

662
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 1: Canadian winter, his dad would make him sit on the

663
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 1: toilet seat for him to warm up the toilet seats

664
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 1: so his dad had a more comfortable time. Jason joins

665
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Speaker 1: us on the phone right now. Hello, Jay Carr, god

666
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 1: mate back Jason. We just love dancing in the story

667
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 1: that you told us earlier this year, and we just

668
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: thought while we've got you on the phone, mate, we

669
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: thought it was fair to you to maybe flip the

670
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 1: scenario on its head, if you will.

671
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe it's my turn to get someone.

672
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly exactly same page. So to this point in

673
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: your life, have you always been the warmer? You've never

674
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 1: got someone to warm the seat for you.

675
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 5: No, no one's ever wanted the suit from me.

676
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 1: Okay, would you like them too, Jays?

677
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's about the time I get I

678
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 5: get a warm seat for myself.

679
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 1: Couldn't agree more so so, Jase, we thought maybe maybe

680
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 1: you could call someone from where you work.

681
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 4: Is there anyone at your work? But what do you

682
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 4: do for work?

683
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: Jays?

684
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 5: I'm manufacturer aircraft stickers.

685
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: Wows extraordinary. What's what's better about an aircraft sticker compared

686
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: to your standard sticker?

687
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 2: I don't know. We needed to make a phone call.

688
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 2: I'll let you. Would you interview about stickers for the

689
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 2: podcast Let's Make the Kill? Have you got a junior

690
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 2: at work, Jays, I'm going to call him right now?

691
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: Huge, Okay, all right, Mike?

692
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 8: Yes, sorry, take going.

693
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 5: Hey, how are you, buddy?

694
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 8: You're not too bad? Thank you?

695
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 5: Good listen night. I was just on my way out,

696
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 5: and I was actually I was just remembering a you know,

697
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 5: a little anecdote from when I was in Canada and

698
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 5: I used to have to get up in the morning

699
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 5: to wear my dad's closed you up for him when

700
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 5: he went outside in the cold winter. And uh no,

701
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 5: I've just been finding toilet see that work a little

702
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 5: cool in the morning myself. Yeah, And uh you know,

703
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 5: just thinking that maybe it's part of your job going forward.

704
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 5: Maybe you could warm the toisted up from me when

705
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 5: I get in. But before I get in, I should.

706
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 8: Say, are you serious?

707
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I think it's it's my time to have

708
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 5: a one SI.

709
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 8: Let's see, now we don't do that in the story.

710
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 8: If you want to. Oh come on, man, my my,

711
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,479
Speaker 8: I'll watch your car. I'll mike you, I'll mike your capase.

712
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 8: But I'm not going to war on the toilet siteful Yeah,

713
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 8: come on?

714
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 5: Can I flex the I'm your boss, so I.

715
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 8: Don't care, I'll quit. I don't care.

716
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 4: Hey, markets willing moody mate?

717
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 2: What No, I'm not joking. I'm not joking.

718
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 8: No way, there's no way, no, I'm want to touch

719
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 8: a tak for anyone. Mate.

720
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 1: Yes, do you I know that you're just like so

721
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: hung right now? Yep, so disgustingly hung. You mean responsibly,

722
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 1: of course you responsibly had a bloody good time.

723
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 2: I had responsibly. I had a wonderful time at will

724
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 2: Go and Camille's wedding, two of the greats.

725
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: Let's break down your weekend though, because you went. Friday,

726
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: we had our end of year the team, which was

727
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 1: we had a lovely time with the entire team. Saturday

728
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 1: you had a wedding into Sunday wedding recovery into a

729
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: wedding recovery after party, which I'd never heard of before.

730
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 1: But you thought you needed to keep going.

731
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 4: And then what time were you doing?

732
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,959
Speaker 3: I was djaying, So I had to you know, reset

733
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,320
Speaker 3: the music up, and I had to launch.

734
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:10,839
Speaker 4: Can't walk away from a hot deck.

735
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 1: You always say that, Yeah, you literally always say that

736
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 1: to him and then you.

737
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 2: Touch them knobs. Sorry, what's that you're in hot deck?

738
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 2: I went knobs?

739
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 5: You know?

740
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, you made it. I like Thatable, what.

741
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:27,360
Speaker 4: Times?

742
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,720
Speaker 1: And what time did you have to have vaccine?

743
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 2: Like a marathon runner has just gone over the finished line, and.

744
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: Now I'm peppering what time were Max's vaxes this morning?

745
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 5: Yeah?

746
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 2: Max had a vax this morning? What time called to ten?

747
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 12: Oh?

748
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 1: Not too bad?

749
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 2: Sam, Sam did the first shift. Sam went and got

750
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 2: her when she woke up at like six thirty or

751
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 2: seven or whatever it was, and then gave it Brecky,

752
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,919
Speaker 2: this is boring. Yeah wow.

753
00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 4: And then anyway, I said, what time was the band?

754
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 1: Able to go into your timely way?

755
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 2: I need to get changed.

756
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 3: The only way I can get to my thoughts is

757
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 3: by walking my way to them. I'm not mentally strong

758
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 3: enough to pick them out of the ether. I have

759
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 3: to like work my way into each thing. But essentially, yeah,

760
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 3: it was a bit tough. But I mean, excuse me,

761
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 3: but I mean it was just in a bad way. Yeah, yeah,

762
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 3: she got she got a needle in her neck.

763
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 2: In her neck, it was in her leg. It wasn't

764
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 2: it straight in the jugular? Dude, I don't think it's

765
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,959
Speaker 2: I don't think it's meant to go in there. Something

766
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 2: out of pulp fiction. Have you ever done this before?

767
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:40,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, she gets an needle in a leg, but like

768
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 3: a little croissant, legs are so fat.

769
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 2: I don't think she even noticed that.

770
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: And I was saying to you in the kitchen today,

771
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: that would be so good. Some get of needles.

772
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,760
Speaker 2: I'll love a little a roll bit of blubber.

773
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, just just a croissant on my on my class.

774
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,800
Speaker 1: They are lightful because you know I I do request

775
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 1: injections in the art.

776
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's part of the body. Of course, it's

777
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 2: a pleasure that goes through that as well. But we'll

778
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 2: leave that to one.

779
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: No, there is absolutely not. But I just look, I

780
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 1: think you got through the show incredibly well.

781
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 2: I like saying to the nurse put it in my asse.

782
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 1: I do not like saying that I'm scared of needles,

783
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: and it's the only you.

784
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 3: Have to have that conversation. It's made I'm sorry pants.

785
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 3: I know this might seem a little bit beyond the pale.

786
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 1: But that's what you say a male doctor and him

787
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,439
Speaker 1: has to put it in my barm. Now, don't take

788
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,879
Speaker 1: that in an He has to put it in every time.

789
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 1: He's like, are we And I was like, you know

790
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: it works, mate.

791
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 2: Because I draws to the floor. There, No, I just

792
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 2: bend over draws to the floor.

793
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,240
Speaker 4: So yeah, you reveal one cheek.

794
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 2: You don't go both checks. You don't give them the option.

795
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,280
Speaker 1: Well, it tends how many jabs I'm getting, because I don't.

796
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 2: Like, how many jams do you get?

797
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: You know what I'm you know, my hypochondria.

798
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,439
Speaker 2: How frequently do you get jabs in the arse?

799
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: No, not that I wouldn't say the frequent thing, but

800
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's He's like, what are you here for?

801
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what's going mate?

802
00:36:53,640 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 2: What's what's going? That's literally that's why your doctor's visitor.

803
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 3: They are literally just I am not feeling unwell at all,

804
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 3: but I basically want to be bionic man and I

805
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 3: would rather be an android and live forever yes, than

806
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:17,399
Speaker 3: have to.

807
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 2: Die of any sort of illness. So whatever you can

808
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 2: keep me ahead of the curve.

809
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 1: Let's do the bloods check my lungs.

810
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

811
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: Do the males and then crazy? What's going in the

812
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:25,760
Speaker 1: injection world?

813
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 2: Take it in the ass to finish off?

814
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 4: When when was the last tens?

815
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: All that sort of.

816
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 2: Jazz, that's amazing.

817
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 1: Give it for me. Well, anyway, let's go out.

818
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 2: I enjoy the show.

819
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 5: I hate.

820
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 2: We've still got eight callers of the week, Christmas callers

821
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 2: of the week, Yeah, and eight calls of Christmas the

822
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,239
Speaker 2: third time? Would you eight calls of Christmas to you?

823
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 1: Would you say that we're rock solid in our top

824
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,359
Speaker 1: eight at this point, I.

825
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 2: Don't even know what they are. I reckon the producers

826
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 2: are pulling them out of their ass. Dina was from

827
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 2: last year, early earlier last year. I there hung it.

828
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 3: I regon the toast from the Christmas party as well,

829
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 3: and we can't. Apparently Analyst and kV were walking down

830
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 3: the middle of Collingwood and they were walking like angled

831
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 3: towards each other to hold themselves up.

832
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 2: They couldn't walk independently.

833
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:14,280
Speaker 1: That's quite smart.

834
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 2: It's like a like a like a hoochie, you know,

835
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 2: like those old when you go camping. You need both

836
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 2: sides of it to hold it up.

837
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 1: And that's smart from the girls there. Oh they're very

838
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: angry about this. Oh well, they're very angrybout the source sisters.

839
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: It's clever. You're having an argument out here about who

840
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: punched you in the fairs. So I think at some

841
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 1: point it went down the nighthoun someone punched who punched you?

842
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:35,839
Speaker 1: They're not sure.

843
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 2: They just one of them walk up with a bruise

844
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 2: and they don't know how which which one?

845
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 1: Which one woke up with the bruise? Source one and

846
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 1: one A b You work where where's the bruise on

847
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 1: your face? You work up with a bruise on your

848
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 1: face and you think it isn't that just where Kv's

849
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 1: head was resting against you when you were making the

850
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: TP brilliant, brilliant?

851
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 2: It was? Yeah.

852
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 3: Analse was just rolling around with his bag of cash,

853
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 3: which was our fines money for the year.

854
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:08,359
Speaker 2: So the money that was like a swear jar every year, guys.

855
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 2: And then we take that money out of you and

856
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,240
Speaker 2: that's our Christmas party. It's cash. There's leftovers and anyone

857
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 2: of course, yeah, you're probably counting every dollar and then

858
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 2: and then Analse but rather than like any other normal

859
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 2: person who would have put the cash.

860
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 3: In a no envelope or like in a wald or something.

861
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:27,959
Speaker 3: Analse found this like mail bag at reception and she'd

862
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 3: go up and she'd ordered six drinks and they'd be like,

863
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 3: that's one hundred and twet dollars or whatever, and she'd

864
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 3: open up the mail bag and she'd take out like

865
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 3: two and a half grand I think someone on one

866
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,760
Speaker 3: stage was like, these girls are chucked.

867
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: Did you like that power? And it's where to go

868
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: to you and say like, mummy, can I have some

869
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 1: money to go.

870
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 5: To the bar?

871
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 2: No one said mummy, that's for sure.

872
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 4: Wasn't everyone doing that?

873
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,919
Speaker 1: Sorry? Was that just a me thing? Fair enough? I've

874
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: never felt so powerful in my life, and yet people

875
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 1: did look at me going like are you telling drugs? Yeah?

876
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 2: Of course it goes without saying that you needed to.

877
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: You gave me poo change. Wait wait, I went to

878
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 1: go to the bar and you gave me coins.

879
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 4: Do you remember that?

880
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 1: I couldn't, buddy believe it. Emptied the mail bag into

881
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 1: my hands.

882
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 2: I was like, because it's two thousand dollars in there.

883
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: She gave me the shrap.

884
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 4: Got shrapnel to go and get a drink because the bag.

885
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 2: Was too heavy.

886
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 1: Five fifty dollars.

887
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 4: I was left in there.

888
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 1: He gave me and the audio producer Tim shrapnel and

889
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 1: we had to sit at the bar canning now dollars.

890
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 2: Oh. I don't think it's interesting or funny for anyone else,

891
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 2: but I'm enjoying it. So we're gonna get out thinking

892
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 2: about what his pants down to his ankles and put

893
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 2: it in my ass.

894
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: I'd tell like that I got more tact. He knows

895
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 1: the drills well.

896
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 2: I don't just say anything