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Speaker 1: Jum mission with Jones and Amanda, speaking of do you

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Speaker 1: Think I'm Sexy? We've got doctor Chris Brown coming up

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Speaker 1: on the show this half at that, But I did

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Speaker 1: a story with Chris yesterday for the Living Room, and

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Speaker 1: I got to see him being a vet in real life.

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Speaker 1: So it's interesting because he's been a friend of ours

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Speaker 1: for so long as you know, but to see him

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Speaker 1: do his work on my actual dog. Because this is

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Speaker 1: the story for next year's Living Room about how to

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Speaker 1: Minie's nine years old, we should be giving our dogs checkups,

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Speaker 1: and so we filmed him giving Minnie the once over.

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Speaker 1: And you have to really trust your friend if they're

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Speaker 1: going to put their fingers up your dog's bum, put

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Speaker 1: the fingers in their mouths, not in that order. He

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Speaker 1: started at the mouth and worked his way down. What

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Speaker 1: was fascinating, And we'll mention this with Chris is it

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Speaker 1: for as long as I've known him, he we've made

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Speaker 1: jokes about how he's trained for all those years and

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Speaker 1: a lot of the times all he has to do,

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Speaker 1: not all he has to do, but he has to

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Speaker 1: squeeze dog's anal glands in because apparently they get blocked

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Speaker 1: when a dog drags its backside along a carpet. It's

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Speaker 1: not worms, it's they've got blocked glands and it's not

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Speaker 1: good for them. So they can't fix that themselves. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's what they try to do by dragging their bums

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Speaker 1: along the ground. But Chris has said it's the worst

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Speaker 1: smelling thing in the world. So he has to put

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Speaker 1: his fingers inside a dog's bottom and squeeze the two glands.

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Speaker 1: And apparently, and the cameraman verified this, it clears a room.

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Speaker 1: He said, he's been there filming stories with Chris. You've

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Speaker 1: had it clears the room. Chris has described the smell

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Speaker 1: as like fish sauce that's been left in the sun

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Speaker 1: for three months. He said, it's the worst smell you

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Speaker 1: can possibly imagine. But he's always by my daughter's car.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe a dog has squeezed it day and not

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Speaker 1: what happened. I opened that thing the other day and

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Speaker 1: I swear it was like Indiana Jones, you know when

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Speaker 1: he opens the arc of the cape and your face melts.

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Speaker 1: It was I was like the German Nazi goo. Well

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Speaker 1: the trick though, is Chris said, there's sometimes there's a

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Speaker 1: little reward that say one in fifty will have glands

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Speaker 1: that smell a little bit like caramel, and he and

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Speaker 1: I have often made it the joke, I said, you

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Speaker 1: should call a book the one in fifty, so you

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Speaker 1: get terrible, foul smelling glands and then surprisingly just one

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Speaker 1: in a million years will give you a nice smell.

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Speaker 1: So there he is doing Minnie's glands yesterday, because he said,

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Speaker 1: are we going to be doing this? And I said, look,

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Speaker 1: while we're here, you're taking her bloods, you're checking her teeth,

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Speaker 1: we're doing the check up. Let's do the glands. So

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Speaker 1: many very politely stood there, or she sat down the

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Speaker 1: minute the glove went in. But do you know what,

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Speaker 1: She's a caramel whoa. I have been so proud of

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Speaker 1: my dog. He said, I can't believe this because I

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Speaker 1: don't normally know what it's going to smell like. He said.

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Speaker 1: He was squeezing them and he said, I can't believe this.

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Speaker 1: And he had a tissue and he said smell this,

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Speaker 1: and she, he said, and you can ask him. We're

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Speaker 1: talking to him. Next had the sweet smelling anal glands

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Speaker 1: he's ever smelled. I can't tell you how proud I was.

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Speaker 1: It's like a ring of confidence around her bottom, Minnie

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Speaker 1: the Golden bum a ring around your ring, and I,

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Speaker 1: you know, I just went home and just told the

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Speaker 1: family we celebrated big time. Is the sweetest smelling anal

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Speaker 1: Glands he's ever smelled. Other songs by Slim Dusty Jonesy

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Speaker 1: and Amanda's Sammation